[TITLE] Lovely Jubbly
[DESCRIPTION] It's time to celebrate @@NAME@@! The Jubilee of our long reigning Monarch is fast approaching and citizens up and down the country are having their say on the best way to observe this milestone.
[VALIDITY] has a monarchy
[OPTION] "This is going to be marvellous," declares life-long royalist Elizabeth Coburg, as she twirls around in her new @@DEMONYMADJ@@ flag-themed dress. "The government should spare no expense for this special occasion. I want to see the Monarch ride down @@CAPITAL@@ High Street in a gold coach, our flag flying from every government building and bunting for every street in the country. Don't forget all the food too, I've already baked a 'Coronation cake', would you like a slice?"
[EFFECT] hospitals are full as @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ celebrate the Jubilee with royal jelly on toast
[OPTION] "Perhaps we could cut down on the expenditure a bit," muses @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a notorious penny-pincher, as he repairs the frame of his broken glasses with sellotape. "I agree that we should mark this occasion, but we definitely don't need a gold coach nor bunting for every street. Just have the Royal Family give a quick speech from their balcony... that's enough. Oh, and we certainly don't need any fancy food either, cucumber sandwiches will suffice."
[EFFECT] the royal yacht has been replaced by a canoe
[OPTION] "What's the point of this fascist regime?" rages Sidney Beverley, a member of the infamous punk band 'The Shag Guns'. "Why do we put up with these parasites? Because tourists are money? I tell you, man, @@NAME@@ is dreaming if we think this is something to celebrate. Get rid of the monarchy now!"
[EFFECT] the former royal palace is now a recording studio
[DESCRIPTION] It's time to celebrate @@NAME@@! The Jubilee of our long reigning Monarch is fast approaching and citizens up and down the country are having their say on the best way to observe this milestone.
[VALIDITY] has a monarchy
[OPTION] "This is going to be marvellous," declares life-long royalist Elizabeth Coburg, as she twirls around in her new @@DEMONYMADJ@@ flag-themed dress. "The government should spare no expense for this special occasion. I want to see the Monarch ride down @@CAPITAL@@ High Street in a gold coach, our flag flying from every government building and bunting for every street in the country. Don't forget all the food too, I've already baked a 'Coronation cake', would you like a slice?"
[EFFECT] hospitals are full as @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ celebrate the Jubilee with royal jelly on toast
[OPTION] "Perhaps we could cut down on the expenditure a bit," muses @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a notorious penny-pincher, as he repairs the frame of his broken glasses with sellotape. "I agree that we should mark this occasion, but we definitely don't need a gold coach nor bunting for every street. Just have the Royal Family give a quick speech from their balcony... that's enough. Oh, and we certainly don't need any fancy food either, cucumber sandwiches will suffice."
[EFFECT] the royal yacht has been replaced by a canoe
[OPTION] "What's the point of this fascist regime?" rages Sidney Beverley, a member of the infamous punk band 'The Shag Guns'. "Why do we put up with these parasites? Because tourists are money? I tell you, man, @@NAME@@ is dreaming if we think this is something to celebrate. Get rid of the monarchy now!"
[EFFECT] the former royal palace is now a recording studio
[TITLE] Lovely Jubbly
[DESCRIPTION] It's time to celebrate @@NAME@@! The Jubilee of our long reigning Monarch is fast approaching and citizens up and down the country are having their say on the best way to observe this milestone.
[VALIDITY] has a monarchy
[OPTION] "This is going to be marvellous," declares life-long royalist Elizabeth Coburg, as she twirls around in her new @@DEMONYMADJ@@ flag-themed dress. "The government should spare no expense for this special occasion. I want to see the Monarch ride down @@CAPITAL@@ High Street in a gold coach, our flag flying from every government building and bunting for every street in the country. Don't forget all the food too, I've already baked a 'Coronation cake', would you like a slice?"
[EFFECT] hospitals are full as @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ celebrate the Jubilee with royal jelly on toast
[OPTION] "Perhaps we could cut down on the expenditure a bit," muses @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a notorious penny-pincher, as he repairs the frame of his broken glasses with sellotape. "I agree that we should mark this occasion, but we definitely don't need a gold coach nor bunting for every street. Just have the Royal Family give a quick speech from their balcony... that's enough. Oh, and we certainly don't need any fancy food either, cucumber sandwiches will suffice."
[EFFECT] the royal yacht has been replaced by a canoe
[OPTION] "Why should we pay anything for their stupid party?" rages Sidney Beverley, a member of the infamous punk band 'The Shag Guns'. "Tourists are money? Then let the cost of this forgettable occasion come from their own pockets. In fact, the government should give everyone a tax-break and end spending on the royals. If they need yachts and butlers and stuff, then they can pay for it themselves. @@NAME@@ is dreaming if we think this is something to celebrate."
[EFFECT] the royal family has opened a tacky souvenir store in front of the palace
[DESCRIPTION] It's time to celebrate @@NAME@@! The Jubilee of our long reigning Monarch is fast approaching and citizens up and down the country are having their say on the best way to observe this milestone.
[VALIDITY] has a monarchy
[OPTION] "This is going to be marvellous," declares life-long royalist Elizabeth Coburg, as she twirls around in her new @@DEMONYMADJ@@ flag-themed dress. "The government should spare no expense for this special occasion. I want to see the Monarch ride down @@CAPITAL@@ High Street in a gold coach, our flag flying from every government building and bunting for every street in the country. Don't forget all the food too, I've already baked a 'Coronation cake', would you like a slice?"
[EFFECT] hospitals are full as @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ celebrate the Jubilee with royal jelly on toast
[OPTION] "Perhaps we could cut down on the expenditure a bit," muses @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a notorious penny-pincher, as he repairs the frame of his broken glasses with sellotape. "I agree that we should mark this occasion, but we definitely don't need a gold coach nor bunting for every street. Just have the Royal Family give a quick speech from their balcony... that's enough. Oh, and we certainly don't need any fancy food either, cucumber sandwiches will suffice."
[EFFECT] the royal yacht has been replaced by a canoe
[OPTION] "Why should we pay anything for their stupid party?" rages Sidney Beverley, a member of the infamous punk band 'The Shag Guns'. "Tourists are money? Then let the cost of this forgettable occasion come from their own pockets. In fact, the government should give everyone a tax-break and end spending on the royals. If they need yachts and butlers and stuff, then they can pay for it themselves. @@NAME@@ is dreaming if we think this is something to celebrate."
[EFFECT] the royal family has opened a tacky souvenir store in front of the palace