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To celebrate Baggieland's ten years of existence, we bring you the first ever wife-carrying competition.
Here are the rules:
The course is 253.5 metres long.
There is one wet obstacle (a pool).
There are two dry obstacles (log hurdles).
The woman doesn't have to be the man's wife.*
The woman must be at least 49 kg in weight (otherwise the man must compete with added weight to compensate for this).*
The winner receives two kegs of Old Speckled Throstle – the best beer in the multiverse.
*As with all NS Sports competitions, the definition of 'wife', 'woman' and 'man' are very loosely defined, anyone / thing can be entered: two women, sentient objects, a cat and a dog, whatever!
All races will be held at the Bolingoli Wife-carrying Course, Cunningham Island:
The prize:
Match-ups
All match-ups will be assigned using random.org.
Scorination Schedule (TBA after sign ups are complete)
Heats
Knock-outs
Final
Couples Roster
Minimum requirement:
Name your couples
Your trigram
Their preferred method of carrying: piggyback, fireman's carry or Baggielandian style.*
(The method has no bearing on the result)
*In RL this is called Estonian style, but as I'm the first to host wife-carrying, I've got the naming rights!
Scorination
I looked around the scorinator to find the nearest match and I'm going to use athletics women's 400m hurdles to scorinate. Women's 400m hurdles is a dash with obstacles, just like wife-carrying. The average winning time in RL wife-carrying is about 60 seconds, the average time the scorinator puts out for women's 400m hurdles is about 58 seconds. So, I think this is a pretty good match.