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Mytanija
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Postby Mytanija » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:54 pm

MYT: 1. Besak; 14. Kapetanovic, 4. Mbala-Ekakia, 5. Sulejmanovic; 2. N. Ovcina (sub. Ivankovic 70’), 7. Atsev (sub. Aganovic 62’), 8. Smajic (sub. Urbanc 76’), 6. P. Odonelec (sub. S. Milosevic 70’); 10. Kuhar-Arh; 9. Ocokoljic (c), 21. Prpic-Bosanac (sub. Skara 76’)

MYT: Mbala-Ekakia 86’
GRF: Kristoffersdóttir 83’


There is an old line about waiting for a bus for ages, wasting valuable time, only for two buses to turn up at once and leaving you exasperated. You get to where you need to be eventually, but the experience is rather galling. The World Cup group stage match between Mytanija and Græntfjall must have felt a little bit like that for the neutral, anybody expecting a tense, high-stakes all-Rushmori encounter – particularly if they were expecting a similar match to the bad-tempered Mytanija versus Pasarga play-off – might have been left feeling a little bit short-changed. You can’t have fun all of the time, though, and the fun in this game did arrive eventually in the space of four rather wild second-half minutes.

Mytanija started the match without Grigorij Savicevic, the veteran centre-half suspended due to the red card he received for deliberately using his hands to prevent a Pasarga goal in the crucial play-off second leg. Mahir Kapetanovic got his opportunity to impress on the international stage, a solid performer at Top League level with Liria who had followed the commonly trodden path from Mytanija to Nephara, now at Coret Hawks. He wasn’t a youngster anymore, so the step into the starting eleven shouldn’t have been too much of a shock, particularly given the handy number of appearances he made during qualifying. That didn’t prevent Græntfjall from trying to get at him early on, getting the ball wide to Vanessa Marvinsdóttir at every opportunity. Kapetanovic mostly acquitted himself well, however.

The game ended up becoming a battle for the middle of the pitch, as it so often does, with both teams looking to use three players to control the centre and everything else orbiting around them. Gavril Atsev and Mersudin Smajic were accompanied by Omer Kuhar-Arh, playing a little further forward as a number ten, trying to assert dominance over the Græntfjaller trio of Tinni Grímólfursson, Danny Oddkellsson and Kæja Finnvarðsdóttir. The Mytanar front two found themselves a little swamped by the opposing back four; and Græntfjall’s front three found the same against Mytanija’s back five, with Nemanja Ovcina and Patrik Odonelec operating alongside the central defenders rather than roaming forwards as they might do against lesser opposition. A game of free-flowing football this was not.

Dzvezdan Kitanchev had said that he was prepared to be pragmatic to win games, ‘pragmatic’ in the most widely understood meaning of the phrase when it comes to football: i.e., by turning games into nearly unwatchable snore-fests. Lev Repin would be spinning in his grave if he wasn’t alive and well and coaching Chromatika. Kitanchev is happy to coach his style most of the time, but he sees the sport a little differently to Repin – who believes wholeheartedly that his style is the best way to win games – with a much larger degree of flexibility in the methods he can use to get results. That led to this match, with much deeper wing-backs, much less direct passing and Jezdimir Ocokoljic and Fran Prpic-Bosanac both tasked with dropping into midfield areas out of possession to form an extremely diffiuclt to breakdown 5-5-0 shape.

You can say what you like about how difficult to watch it is, but it was undeniably effective whilst Kitanchev’s starting line-up were out on the pitch, suffocating the game and bringing Mytanija closer to what could be a huge point in the context of the group. Unfortunately, it is also an enormously tiring tactic, particularly when you are prepared to cede possession for long periods as Mytanija were. The midfield battle became less of a two-sided affair as the game progressed, Atsev, Smajic and Kuhar-Arh all prepared to merely occupy space and try to prevent Græntfjall from exploiting any gaps. Gavril Atsev was the first to flag around the hour mark, then it was the turn of the wing-backs, with both Nemanja Ovcina and Patrik Odonelec beginning to tire around eight minutes later. Mersudin Smajic and Fran Prpic-Bosanac went off just over five minutes later. All of a sudden the Hoops’ well-drilled starting eleven was broken-up and whilst the players coming onto the pitch were all fine players, they were arriving into the match cold and perhaps a little out-of-sync with the tenacious defensive shape.

Græntfjall began to move higher and higher up the pitch, penning Mytanija deep in their own half and that 5-5-0 shape gradually became completely impossible to decipher such was the ragged positioning of the players in green-and-white. Tanrısal’s 25-year old attacking midfielder Kæja Finnvarðsdóttir was able to pull the strings a little more often, dropping in between the Mytanar lines and exploiting any pocket of space she could find. Eventually her quality – and the Snow Wolves’ pressure – told, Finnvarðsdóttir threading a pinpoint reverse pass in between Adnan Sulejmanovic and the slightly off-the-pace newcomer Sacir Milosevic at right wing-back. Sara Kristoffersdóttir, now a well-seasoned pro after a long career at a high-level at Chromatik giants Wirr Tsi, beat the offside trap and smashed the ball low beyond a stranded Semir Besak.

The problem with a more pragmatic approach such as the one employed by Mytanija is that when you have fought for so long to stifle the opposition and then finally end up conceding it is very difficult to summon up the inspiration to fight back and equalise. There is also an old adage about being the most likely to concede just after scoring, you are on a high, perhaps not paying concentration in the same way as before. Mytanija managed to summon up the inspiration needed to equalise late on and Græntfjall might well rue their drop in concentration to let the Hoops score.

Dzvezdan Kitanchev may have brought off a number of players, but one man who is untouchable when a game is in the balance is Jezdimir Ocokoljic. He and Omer Kuhar-Arh – another who played the full game – hunted the ball down in midfield and Kuhar-Arh managed to bring the ball forward under pressure. He used Ocokoljic’s clever movement – taking a defender away – to bear down on goal and just as the Græntfjall defence realised they might have to close Kuhar-Arh down at some point the Brinemouth playmaker slid Ocokoljic in. The legendary striker was ready to shoot immediately, looking to send the ball towards the back post, but Grímúlfur Gunnþórsson made an impressive recovery to get a long leg across to block the ball and send it out for a corner.

Edin Aganovic trotted across to take the corner whilst Mytanija’s big men strode up to the Græntfjall menacingly – at least, it might have been menacing were the Græntfjaller defenders not all Fucking Enormous. Mahir Kapetanovic, Bigger Mbala-Ekakia and Adnan Sulejmanovic would all look to make it difficult for them. Zahir Ivankovic was stationed on the halfway line to prevent any Græntfjaller counter-attacks, but with every player back to defend the late corner that seemed unlikely. Aganovic raised his arm and then everybody was in motion, Kapetanovic making a run towards the middle of the goal, Sulejmanovic spinning around to the back post. That seemed to sow confusion among the Græntfjall defence and allowed Bigger Mbala-Ekakia a near enough free run to the near post.

That’s where Aganovic swung the ball towards, swinging away from goal with pace. Bigger Mbala-Ekakia just needed to meet it cleanly given the pace on the ball and he managed to do that, meeting the ball in-line with the near post and redirecting it just inside the top corner of the net. An equaliser right off the training pitch. Mbala-Ekakia ran away with a broad smile on his face, Aganovic the first to meet him with a celebratory embrace before every one of his teammates joined them along with most of the players from the bench. It wasn’t a match Mytanija had been tipped to get much from – against the nation ranked 5th in the multiverse – but a risk-averse approach had opened up the possibilities for them.

Mytanija had strangled the life from the game for 80 minutes, turned the match into a ten minute shoot-out and came away with something. The hope would be that neither Huayramarca nor Milchama would manage the same sort of result and that the Hoops could secure positive results against their two other group rivals. It was a formula for progression, which was Kitanchev’s goal. It might not have been out of the Repin playbook and it certainly wasn’t pretty, but if it secured a place in the knockout rounds again – what would only be the second time since World Cup 68 – then that was all that mattered. Pragmatism would be looked upon very positively if that were the case.
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Postby Flavovespia » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:58 pm

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Squidroidia 1 - 0 Flavovespia


Flavovespia were made to rue several good chances throughout the game, as Squidroidia’s defence held firm to keep a clean sheet and to play their part in the win. It wasn’t the ideal start for Flavovespia at all, who know now that a route to progressing likely comes through getting results against both Squornshelan Remnant States and Valanora.

The playoff winning line up took to the field for Flavovespia, keen to show that they could carry on bringing the good times for Flavovespian fans. In the early stages, that certainly seemed possible. Flavovespia were going toe to toe with Squidroidia well, and creating some chances. Squidroidia were also probing, but not committing much forward in attack, and anything near the Flavovespian goal was well defended.

27 minutes in and Robert Totten had the first big opportunity. Jonathan Bagshaw played in Robert Totten with a great pass, carving open the space. Totten however didn’t get his shot away well at all, sending it so high it’d clear a crossbar twice the height, much to the disappointment of the Flavovespian fans in the crowd. 6 minutes later and Jonathan Bagshaw had the chance to score himself. He got his curling effort on target and past Kaede Akiyama, but Baldric Bertolini was sprinting back on got a block with the ball less than a metre from going in. Flavovespia were almost celebrating when they saw the ball hoofed away back downfield. There were the odd half chances in the rest of the half, but nothing as clear as that, and it was goalless at the break.

Squidroidia came out in the second half fired up, and began to put more and more pressure on Flavovespia, keen to try and break the deadlock. The pressure would pay off in the 66th minute. Tomomi Hamasaki received good pass from Makino Hideo.Taking the ball in stride, Hamasaki knocked it past Stuart Cookson to set up a one vs one with Aarif Muhammad. A strong shot across the goal was too much for Aarif Muhammad to reach, and it flew over the line, into the net and made it 1-0 to Squidroidia. They had the goal and the lead, and their defence would be very hard to break down from here. Flavovespia were struggling to find a way through, and the 1-0 win looked assured, that is until the 87th minute. Michael Cole was played in by substitute David Clark, and had only Kaede Akiyama to beat. Cole went for power, but blasted the shot straight at Akiyama, who saved with barely any worry. The lead was secure, and Flavovespia had no more good opportunities.

Flavovespia played well against a side ranked so highly, but in the end it wasn’t enough for any points. Whilst their tournament isn’t over yet, they’ll need to pull out some results against the odds if they are to go further. Next up is Squornshelan Remnant States, in a high scoring opener for them they unfortunately came out 5-3 losers to Valanora.


Flavovespia vs Squornshelan Remnant States


Port Grenville hosts the second game for Flavovespia in the World Cup. Again it’s on the coast for Flavovespia (as the name of the town suggests), in a place famed for its maritime history, taverns, and locals who to put it politely, can be expressive in their opinions and language. Across the Bittern Bay Flavovespia travel, the journey not too long for the side and many of the fans who’ve based themselves in and around Centralis.

Flavovespia have played Squornshelan Remnant States twice before, way back in the World Cup Qualifiers 84, before Squornshelan Remnant States had been reunited with Squornshelous. The opening game of those Qualifiers for both sides was in Squornshelan Remnant States, a goalless draw that was mainly remembered for some quite physical play, Terence Daley coming off worse in the end and ending up with a bandaged head. The reverse fixture came with Nick Cole sacked and Richard Crawford in. It was a 1-2 loss for Flavovespia, the only highlight for the hosts being a return from injury and a goal for Scott Coleman. Only him and David Blythe remain in the national side from that squad.

Under the guidance of Anne-Sophie Groothuis from Omerica, Squornshelan Remnant States have qualified for 4 of the last 5 World Cup’s, and have a strong record in recent AOCAF Cups. A fluid, slightly attacking 4-2-3-1 is the formation of choice for Squornshelan Remnant States, so Flavovespia’s game against them should have a different flavour to the contest against Squidroidia. Of interest in their roster is Snorre Fridtjofs, the striker plays his club football for Kytheas Rivermen

Squornshelan Remnant States didn’t have the easiest of routes to this World Cup. After Kandorith controlled Group 2, Squornshelan Remnant States needed a win in Sargossa to guarantee a playoff spot, with Ranoria’s loss to Kandorith giving Squornshelan Remnant States 2nd as well (and incidentally Yuezhou 3rd). Audioslavia stood in the way in the playoffs. A somewhat contentious winning goal in Audioslavia gave Squornshelan Remnant States the lead going into the home tie, where the Audioslavian defence collapsed in the second half to give Squornshelan Remnant States a 4-0 aggregate win. The two sides go into this time with similar records and similar rankings. A winner stands a chance of getting a route into the Round of 16 with the loser almost certainly going home, a draw likely helps neither side particularly.
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Postby Zwangzug » Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:28 pm

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RB @chantastic so much for the Silicon Boot

But unlike the Baptism of Fire, can't really call that an upset.

A very solid performance from the fourth seeds, who stepped up at goalkeeping and central defense, which has historically not been their strongest spot.

Maradrogba with the last chance for Kelssek...but it goes way high and not deep, and that'll be the final whistle.

Three minutes added on, and that feels pretty generous, the most play stopped this half was for the extra couple substitutions.

Another Lapierre--Haugen back and forth, this time it's Kayla in control, but Phillip Lozic leaps up to head it away.

Zwangzug looking to build on their momentum after the Lafrenière booking, but Gallagher has stepped up and is controlling the zone well.

The classic defense of "oi, ref, what if this entire plane of reality is all a simulation" doesn't seem to get him anywhere, that's a yellow card.

Jackson was nowhere near Lafrenière but he goes to the grass anyway just for the heck of it. Referee is going to book him for simulation.

Not a scenario we should be rooting for, to be honest.

Realistically, the most likely way is when someone else's league collapses and a Galactico who has to find somewhere else quickly is willing to overlook that we don't have any real money.

RB @freeben25 lapierre is great, when are we going to sign more kelssekian players?

Great shot from Thor Ibrahim Ahmad, that was the best opportunity Kelssek have had so far, but Pimbura makes a foot save and Fairfax-Hazy gets possession back.

Unfortunately Emeli Vilbertsdóttir has retired from the Snow Wolves as well.

RB @stasia_anabel too bad nobody from Sporting Esper got called up, otherwise we could have had a Robin intercept their Robin

Suzuki, btw, was a 57th-minute substitution for an underwhelming Helsen-Roan. The added potential for substitutes doesn't seem to have had much of an impact so far. Let's hope everyone stays healthy.

Émile Robin wins the ball from Sokhi, tries to pass to Ó Tuathail, but Suzuki intercepts. You can see what Robin was going for, there...

Far be it from me to question the personal character of anyone on this social medium, but that seems to be marginally poor form.

RB @1093quitz so a Dulk-Fough hat-trick then? you know how he is in frigid isolated mountain stadia...

MD3 could be intriguing for more reasons than "facing Farfadillis with advancement on the line"--the fan write-in vote selected the frigid "Rebel Base" deep in the mountains to play host.

Haven't heard from the WCC yet.

RB @josef_antula any word on whether Armoni Okombo will be out for that match too?

After this match, Zwangzug will face Nyowani Kitara at Eels Park in Eelandii. Of course, in Eelandii they'll have the opportunity to train at the familiar Eagles' Club grounds open to any Eagles' Club member.

Getting the second half underway.

I feel like that joke was old way before our time. Pun not intended but we'll take it.

RB @rule_and_writes click here for a fun and simple introduction to special relativity! featuring illustrative examples of missiles traveling near lightspeed!

Considering that we don't keep track of player ages at all, I don't think we really have a leg to stand on here.

RB @kilo_advents dí Völará's stated birthplace (birthday?) is NaN, do we have to worry about floating-point arithmetic?

Zwangzug perhaps a bit frustrated not to have gotten on the board against the fourth seeds yet, but it's still early.

Aaaand that's halftime.

I'm going to keep doing it anyway because sometimes you're going to disagree with people on this platform, and there's nothing you good-natured villagers sending your microblogs from amid yodeling and cycling up the slopes can do to stop me.

BTW, judging by how my notifications have blown up, Cugio Blatter users *really* don't like it when I stereotype them as quaint and adorable mountain folk. Duly noted.

The Squidroidian press included her as their featured Zwangzugian in their video theme, maybe they know something we don't.

Another impressive throw-in from Jackson, neatly avoiding dí Völará and Lafrenière to bounce to Axelrod-Conway.

Lapierre dispossesses his Cham teammate Haugen there, but Kirsten Jackson is there to shut him down. It goes out of play and she'll take the throw-in.

Meanwhile, some mountain folks from Cugio District are back in Vilita to compete in yet another "Mountain Games." You might recall that two cycles ago, they won gold in the traditional mountain pastimes of Fire Dancing and Arcticala Electrical Grid.

Visiting Kelssek fans singing their chant, "Summer of 46." Gotta admire a country that has historically specific and evocative chants. Some of their clubs do, too.

Nguyen has had a few good touches so far but Dulk-Fough hasn't really gotten an opportunity yet, he's mostly wandering around trying not to be offside.

@egglanterns is that person even Zwangzugian? i feel like most of us are too cowardly to even share our political opinions here

O...kay? Thanks for letting us know.

@aintbaroque i am deleting my account after this match because the thought of sharing a massive platform with people who have even slightly different political opinions is overwhelmingly upsetting to me, what if they're contagious. D:

Also, this is Farfadillis we're talking about, it shouldn't be a surprise that there are zillions of people who would prefer to live literally anywhere else.

Nah. Remember, the Farves have fielded naturalized citizens from Savojarna, remember Vyacheslav Khavarin from WC89?

RB @fulpoggers: Kelssek have at least two Farfadillis-born players on their team, is that a cause for a conflict of interest?

Auiloquet looking confident in possession early on for Kelssek. Central defense not necessarily one of their strengths, so if he can keep this up, things look promising.

And we're off!

RB @chantastic both Kelssek and Zwangzug media are avid wiki-chroniclers so I expect a lot of goals to rack up the Silicon Boot stats!

Can't hurt, but as we've mentioned, Trebuchet Cham's season 40 was not their finest hour.

RB @cabbalaunch: Do you think Lapierre's familiarity with the 1./ players will help?

I'm not actually sure. Lambert and Mrythe said to represent a possible new generation, but Maradrogba has racked up 28 caps already, she's not all that new.

RB @suni4: since when have Kelssek had women players?

As a reminder, you're welcome to send me questions to @regencysports and I'll respond as I can!

Greetings from Lirai Asku Castle! The opening match between Zwangzug and Kelssek set to get underway here, should be a good one.
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Postby Ko-oren » Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:49 pm

After six draws in the qualifiers, and then one in the playoffs, the fear was that the team wouldn't be ready to start winning in the World Cup. So far, when it came down to the wire, the team forgot to score and recorded a 0-0. That fear was certainly justified against Savojarna, who are also not known for high scorelines and unpredictable, creative football. In fact, SavojarSports.sj described the match as a race for the first goal, and whoever scores it will likely sit back for the rest of the match and watch the 3 points roll in. Much like the Dragonflies and their 3-goal defeat at the hands of Chromatika, putting an asterisk on our defensive record across the qualifiers, so do the Northlights by conceding five (!!!) of their eleven 'goals against' versus Adab. It would be, and was, post-football versus a rock-solid 4-4-2. The Savojar looked to free Ehlers for more creativity, but he was lost in a crowded midfield with four other players in blue as well as four Dragonflies. Both teams tried to find a way around the other's midfield (and defence) without sacrificing their structures, which doesn't sound like it should work - and it didn't. The long ball to Hartikainen or Gyldenström landed with an Ko-orenite more often than not, and long stretches of possession for us rarely found an attacking outlet. If we did get the ball upfield, it was usually to Longchambon, who then quickly ran into a wall of defenders, and couldn't find a passing lane out to the wing or back to defensive safety. A handful of poorly placed passes in behind the defence intended to reach Archer were snuffed out by Virulainen.

We'd never see a goal from open play, so it's hoping for set pieces or a monumental lapse of concentration. Mizuno gave away a few free kicks from Savojarna's left side, Hartikainen powering free kicks into the wall or into the second tier of Marine World Park in Crosaibi, Vilita. Alvesen came close to a winning header but Bittencourt stopped it on the goal line. Abbagan had some luck with shots from distance on the other side, Virulainen only barely snatching them from the top corners, but it did put pressure on their defence and won us some corner kicks. No matter what we tried - every trick in the book and then some - our specific training for set pieces didn't pay off. And as the clock ticked on, that got the Savojar thinking: are we here to score? Or are we here to get a point off of the highest ranked team in the group and hope for better times against Quebec or Vilita?

From the 60th minute onwards, the answer was obviously #2.

Mizuno and Van Kalvenhaar got more space on the wings with Östberg (on for Hartikainen) and Gyldenström not pushing up as far. Dhentingun dropped back almost as a fourth centreback to allow the fullbacks to roam forwards. Laza on for Vaugrenard to bring speed and not-terribly-old-ageness. Wormstal would come on for Abbagan after 82 minutes later on: the Metropolis Alligators winger was called up last minute after not playing at all during the qualifiers, and proved valuable. Head coach Davenport did miscount the number of wingers she'd need and was lucky to call up the extra one.

So what have we learned from the qualifiers?
1) Bring bigger squads! Davenport limited herself to 24 names and a few injury replacements, but it's clear that our pool of potential national teamers is way bigger than that, and it helps us to prepare a new generation, or give that extra bit of experience to the players that need it to become serviceable substitutes or roleplayers. In the superior duodecimal numbering system, that comes down to the following:

Everyone with a number under 10 is a typical starter (that's 11 players)
Everyone with a number under 20 is a typical substitute (that's 22 players)
Everyone with a number under 30 is an 'experienced' backup or very high profile young star (that's 33 players)
Everyone with a number under 40 is a rookie or outsider (that's 44 players)

Could we name 44 players? Sure. Are they all going to be good? Maybe not, but they shouldn't all get time on the pitch. For problematic positions it's definitely a way to include more possibilities. And Davenport can endlessly experiment around with roles on the midfield.

2) Man, our defence is good. Six goals in all of qualifying? We know not every team is defensive, but even among the ones that are, damn we're good. What if we had even more play-ready defenders?

3) Mizuno is rapidly getting worse. Grootenhuis is probably already over the hump. We have a weird history with players over 30. Either they're like wine and only make us better as time goes on - that mostly goes for 'static' positions like defenders - whereas the rest just rots quickly (fullbacks Mizuno and Grootenhuis, point in case). Vaugrenard and Longchambon are necessary exceptions and still good at 35 and 33.

4) Milestones: 350 wins in qualification, 550 overall qualification games played.


The timewasting efforts weren't taken well by the neutral crowd or the referee, who indicated 10 added minutes at the end of the second half. Still chasing the goal, Aomelirea (another late callup by Davenport) came on for Dhentingun to chase that 1-0 win.




A Second Division Preview - by the Sydberg Olympia squad who, for the first time in two decades, can finally look down on the Second Division after promoting to the Top League.

Maynard AFC (by Benjamin Suchet): "Having played everywhere, my time at Maynard might have been my favourite. What a club! Sure, I might have been relegated with them twice, but the fans only barely stopped showing up down in the third tier. So happy to see them back up now - all the best for the upcoming year. But the crown of best club of all of English speaking Ko-oren has obviously gone to us in the meantime. Cirelbourne, both of them, and Bruncester need not apply, to be honest. Shoutout to Huthwich & Iduloren, I loved my time there as well. You start to wonder how a Cote Austral kid ends up at all these English clubs, I guess."

Arboren FC (by Dornared yOraenaig): "Nobody wanted to take this one? I remember visiting there when I was like in the middle of high school a couple of years ago, and it was probably the worst summer vacation my parents took me and my sister on."

Amandine AdF (by Amelia Inchcombe): "Wow, the social media admin actually found out that I went to uni there. Yeah, you got me. I'm from Amandine. What's it to you? I got signed by Straudum when I graduated and never looked back. If I can name a current Amandine player? Uhh, Cyamou? Too easy. If I can name a player beside him who's played for Amandine either last year or in the last decade? Of course not."

Couziers-Olympiques (by Nubolzasun Lalaseringun): "So you just have us comment on clubs we've played for in the past. Coming to the CO after getting sacked by Maethoru kind of sucked, but then we promoted straight away, and honestly it's not a bad place to live. Yeah, you get shit because it's not as fancy as Aminey or as... different kind of fancy as Étouille. Laugh about CO and the city of Linieux all you want - don't knock it till you tried it. About the club? I'd put money on them promoting. How much? Ten Korona?" [that's 0.1 NSD]

Sterrenwolde FC (by Chesley Meredeth): "You do know I only played there for half a year, right? I'm a Gehrenna FC gal."

Sterrenwolde FC (by Sosuke Nakada): "I'm not saying anything bad about them. Mate, I'm 24 and I've played at 4 different clubs. I just want a long term contract, and if Sterrenwolde are giving me one down the line I'll say anything positive about them that I can."

Teragaseki (by Jéré Camille): "Alara isn't Teragaseki though. Either way, we should be Vujimura. Don't tell the midfielders, but Vujimura is... something else. Oh, and Throgmorton's there now, right? Remember he was hot shit in the Apox youth leagues? Next creative brain on the national team. And in the end we both played the same amount of games for the Dragonflies. Yup, zero. Oh and good for Vigouroux that he's helping them out late in his career. Man, isn't Teragaseki full of guys you just want to see succeed - but not at my expense?"

Katashi Azula (by Perry Cholmondeley): "Ah, but I wanted to say something about Maynard AFC. I played there for a full 10 years! Come on... really, Katashi Azula? Not even Katashi-Kanatsu? They've kind of come from nowhere. I just need the upsets."

Bruncester United AFC (by Max Pernet): "Ooh, I remember they were the team to beat. And then they were the team that was beaten. How the mighty have fallen! The turntables! Football's more fun when Bruncester is good. A bunch of loyal guys they have, too. Monurga, Pazos, Potter, Gregory, Cradduck... been there for a decade, if not more with youth and all. Yeah, they played there during the entire downturn, but I don't accept calling them the cause of their relegation! Just as I wasn't a factor when any of my previous clubs ducked into the third tier."

SC Sokrona (by Sydney Aldworth): "Made my debut against them! Always cold, always windy, rainy. A club that stays up on vibes and memes alone. Really appreciate not having to go there for an away game this year."

Cirelbourne Townside (by Michael Mattson): "How can you not be romantic about Cirelbourne. Cirelbourne United that is. Cirelbourne Townside? Really? They promoted and United went down? What has the world come to. You're joking, right?"

Castelo e Calvente CS (by Phileas Oakley): "You really couldn't find a Finisterran on our team to comment, huh. Castelo is such a fun club when you don't play them. Anything can happen. I wouldn't be surprised if they play a game in Ferrovente one day and they just forgot to open the stadium to the fans. Or the power goes out. Or the pitch floods... in the middle of a desert. Sims, Parada, Vina, yeah of course I know the names of their defence. Nasty pieces of work."

Vierciennes Victory (by Richard Twickaway): "Who?"




Oh right, and then Archer wrestled the ball across the line after a Virulainen fumble. 1-0, three points, what's not to like?
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Postby Valanora » Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:24 pm

Times were peaceful and prosperous in the Eternal Empire. After some initial trepidation and concern about the ascension to Empress by a long, lost relative of the Raynor family line, things had began to settle down. Those who might have doubted Lathwen's ability to rule a nation as vast and as complex as the Eternal Empire was were soon pacified and had their fears alleviated when the Empress surrounded herself with advisors who had expertise and experience that she lacked. The marriage to a fellow noble elf also did a lot to keep the traditional powers from seeing her as something of an upstart. The common people to took great joy from the marriage, as Faeron Soldarian was something of a small hero, being part of the "Hero Quartet" that had won Valanora all her World Cup titles.

"Faeron, sweetie, you really ought to get towards making the sell of Soldarian FC. The time is starting to run out on the deadline that the Premiership set towards getting the club sold and bringing Soldarian and Raynor City Unted both back within the laws of the league." Lathwen said almost a bit lazily as the royal couple were on a flight home, returning from a trip to Banija and then a small tour of the southwest of Atlantian Oceania. It had been an unscheduled tour but it was good to visit the "neighboring" nations around the Empire to have more of an active presence with those closest to the Empire.

"I know time is starting to run short, but vetting potential buyers is a time intensive task and to be completely honest, there has not been the interest I thought there would have been when I first put the club up for sale. I wonder if the asking price is too high or if our tax situation is putting off potential buyers." The tax system in the Empire was excessive by most standards, particularly when it came to taxation of corporations and foreign investors. It had been a strategy to protect local markets and keep businesses in the hands of Vanorians, however it was now possibly working against Faeron in his attempt to sell his family's club.

"I thought that you already have a solid offer from a distant relation, like a cousin or something. Also didn't you get a good foreign offer not too long ago as well, wouldn't one of ybose two suffice?" It was true, one of Faeron's distant cousins had made an offer to take over majority ownership so that the club was back within regulation of the Premiership as well as stay within the family. Soldarian FC had been founded by Faeron's father and the ownership had then passed on to him when his father like many other elves left during the latest Calling. Initially he had felt like it was going to be easy to let go of the club, he did not have any strong attachments to it, but as time was winding down it was becoming more difficult to think of letting it go. The bylaws of the Premiership would allow him to maintain a minority stake, but he did have to fund someone who would take over as the primary owner.

"Yeah, there have been a few offers, though I had hoped for a few more. However I have until the end of the upcoming season to get the sale done, I am sure it will be completed with plenty of time and with a good new owner at the right price." He lied as naturally as hw breathed but Faeron did not want to worry his wife about what was his problem he felt.

"So I was thinking that since we have no scheduled public outings for another month and that the Senate is not in session for several weeks, we keep this trip going. I was informed that the national team is in Electrum and is expected to do well. Would you like to go visit them and take in a few matches?"

This was one of the reasons that Faeron had fallen in love with Lathwen. He knew that her interest in football and sports as a whole was fairly minimal and yet she was still willing to indulge his favorite activities. Attending matches not only would boost morale of the team, knowing that they had a royal audience, but it would boost her popularity even more with the common people for whom the Marauders were heroes of the Empire. "Sure, I would love to go see them in action. I believe I saw a headline in the Valanora Times online that they had won their first group stage match. It'll be nice to see Hawk again. Doubt that stubborn ox has changed any though." He laughed a little, knowing Hawk had barely changed in the century that he had known him, doubting a decade would have any more influence.
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Postby Electrum » Wed Nov 02, 2022 5:08 pm

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The Turnip: Wow! A Totally Original Concept That's Never Been Done Before!
by Billiam Maskey, chief-editor-in-chief

So. We've been known to complain a lot about how international incidents always seem to happen during the Cup of Harmony qualification. We have always wondered whether the Cup of Harmony Committee members are the ones secretly pulling the strings behind all of these events. So we've written a song about it. We know that you, dear reader, are partly responsible for the world's events. Don't deny it, just embrace it. It cannot simply be one giant coincidence that all of these events are happening now because of how freaking long the qualifiers take. Anyhow, we've decided to flex our brainy muscles to come up with this great concept of a song which has totally never been done before and will never be done again. Please do not assume that this is a parody or satire because we are one hundred percent serious in providing the world's best coverage of the world's best event -- the Cup of Harmony qualifiers.

Note: Please ignore the fact we've rhymed bye with goodbye, it is very rude to point out how uncreative we are.

To the tune of this song.

Turnip draws qualifiers
Jaffacake's death denied
Brenecia strife
Obamens got new stadiums
Cardenao and Banija signs
United Clans terrorise
Fled from Pargis, Ran to Peynol
Hamster liberation
Kaykali, ISLORA
Tike's cooking beer and raindeer
Zombies from Milchama
Coups in Guanacasteca
Montana Verde's earthquake
Raymond Walter's dead wake
Electrum's twenty byes
Cup of Harmony goodbye

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it

Koronavia flooded
Brenecian princess
Elections in Verde delayed
Xannerian trains
Jovannic, Baker Park's
Where elections are earmarked
Stella Anna dresses as cat girl
Fasnacht, Martial law
Jabal Akhdar's a jigsaw
Estorpivans, Emparán
Eura in Yue, S'Ferano Dam
Mytars, Chairman Mouse, Bendahara, rue Cazade
Herklotz calls, Torgos falls
Nowak in custody

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it

Pemecutan traditions
Juvencus' war missions
Dr. Heo, Poafs vote
Kongassery arrested
Ishutin, Highway 41
Delte's details shunned
Audio's new logos
Lydainium's a go-go
The Narrative Council
Wu Zhongsheng, Huay's TV
Brook figures, Red-golds
Pickleball's getting rolled
AL1CE, Saint Eleanor
Human camps, can't ignore
Kibi Party, Williams
Tragic death of Mairin

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it

Fujiwara, Ulladulla
Northern Security Act
Pasargan Force
Bisexual majority
Queen Etain, Arsene Kim
Flooding in Pemecutan
Ellington, Duchamp
Azad Gunaydin
Taughtpurse, Red-golds die
Michaelsdottir majority
Ko-oren's getting old
Playoff teams get in the fold

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it

World Cup's here, great roleplays
Turnip always amazes
Co-hosts, late draws
Vilita applause
Begin, new ranks, Load nations
Hosting information
Group stage elimination
Formula recriminations
Round of sixteen, unfunny
We miss Cup of Harmony
Four teams left, two teams left
Win, lose, better not draw
Penalty shootouts one more score
This verse is just one big chore
Who will add to their lore
I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
But when we are gone
You will still write on, and on
And on, and on

We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it
We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it
We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the World Cup
No, we didn't fight it
But we tried to write it
We didn't start the World Cup
Football's always burning
Since the world's been turning
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Postby Milchama » Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:05 pm

"Whoa man what happened last weekend?"

"What do you mean?"

"That party was crazy"

"I know, man"

"Did you notice we missed a whole match day?"

"Holy crap what happened last weekend?"

"See that's what I asked you!"

"Oh right, that makes sense"

"So wait, there was a whole World Cup matchday that we missed! What happened?!"

"We drew against Huayramarca 2-2"

"That's not bad for blacking out and forgetting to talk and then having our private conversation broadcast for the whole world for the purposes of figuring out whatever the heck is going on in some random person's head"

"Yep, pretty much"

"And the other game was a draw"

"Even better"

"So we're already doing better than if we didn't qualify and end up in the Cup of Harmony"

"Yep"

"So Mission Accomplished"

"Hang the banner"

"Done"

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"Woo hoo!"

"So who do we play next?"

"You know, because of the black out party, I never saw a preview of the World Cup. I'm not sure"

"Well let's look at our group"

Group G:
Mytanija
Milchama
Huayramarca
Graintfjall

"Oh ok, I know Graintfjall, they won the last World Cup"

"Oh great, just the team I want to face on the last day of the group stage"

"I agree, a team that will be playing their second XI after already qualifying it gives us an easy chance of a nice victory"

"Except they tied the first game, so no luck there"

"Oh man, that sucks!"

"Well the Warriors have had a tendency to play to their competition. I mean we somehow drew Squidroidia twice"

"True, that was ridiculous"

"And we have the Vilitan advantage"

"That's true, even if the games are in Electrum, if Vilita is running the show than we are always blessed by Margaret"

"Yeah that's a good thing for us because Mytanija is better than us"

"Wait, are they Banija knock offs?"

"Nope, completely different people, just have the same ending. Apparently it's popular"

"Ugh, why can't people have simple Hebrew names that commit their nations to particularly postures that now are so outdated based on the user behind the nation that it's only a legacy thing"

"Yeah, I agree, so much easier"

"What the hell?!"

"It's so annoying"

"So that's the group?"

"Yep"

"So we end up with 2 points and third place?"

"Basically"

"That'd be pretty great"

"I mean this is the most overachieving generation in Milchamian history and that includes the generation that made like 5 straight World Cup outrounds"

"Oh yeah we've been ridiculously lucky and hopefully it will just continue"

"Long may we reign"

"Hang the banner again?"

"Sure why not?!"

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"Just watch out for the zombies"

"Yep"
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Postby Huayramarca » Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:34 pm

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Rating: A - Suitable for everybody.
Broadcaster: RTH - Radio y Televisión Huayramarquina.
Time: 1h - 20:00-21:00 every Sunday.

You might not know me, so let me present myself. I’m Santiago Campuzano, I’m a foodie and a lover of tourism, culture, and all things folk. This is my first time in National TV and now I’m a man on a mission! I want YOU to hop into this adventure traversing the entirety of this vast country called Huayramarca, land of the Pachamama, high af mountains, jungles, and exotic coasts to get lost! This trip will, for sure, be an interesting one. “¡Dame tu mano y ven conmigo! ¡Vámonos al viaje para buscar los sonidos mágicos de Huayramarca!

*Then, a 1-minute intro to the tune of Huayramarca by the band Illari popped up, showing footage of the cities of Guayaquil, the Huayramarcan Metropolitan District, Sechura, El Alto, Alto Hospicio, Puerto San Carlos among others*

Welcome, dear friends, to a new episode of Enchanting Huayramarca! I’m Santiago Campuzano, and my colleagues are here in the beautiful coast of this nation. This time, we’re moving slightly south from the Province of Guayas, now we are heading towards the classy and colonial Province of Lima; a place known for its stunning architecture, enchanting history and, of course, some of the best gastronomic variety that Huayramarca has to offer. It will be, for sure, an amazing episode visiting this part of the Huayramarcan Coast.

The Coastal Region of Huayramarca is, par excellence, the cradle of the most significant architectural creations ever made in this nation, let aside the fact of having a great cuisine and the tradition of being the most visible face of Huayramarca when it comes to food preference. Lima, although it plays a quite silent role in the daily life of this nation, acts more like a silent power in many aspects, except for the architecture which is mostly composed by classical or renaissance-inspired buildings across the main core of the city, known as Cercado1. This time, there’s a big fan fest, in occasion of Huayramarca being present in the World Cup Finals, near the centre, and that will be a featured part for the gastronomic space of this program.

First, Lima is a province located in the centre-west of Huayramarca, a day and a half drive from the old Metropolitan District, now renamed as Chuquiago or, for those who travel via air, it’s a two-hours flight that lands in the Jorge Guerra International Airport, conveniently located 25 minutes away from the city centre. Once we clear procedures, we find ourselves with Antonio and Cassandra, a couple that will guide us through the mysterious secrets that this province has. Cassandra told us “It’s a good time of the year to come here, there are some interesting festivities happening as of now, even the fact that the festivity of El Señor de los Milagros2 and Huayramarca being in the World Cup Finals are providing such an interesting environment to the city, it’s basically party time down here!”

Carnivals and festivities? Well, Lima tends to have the biggest religious procession of Huayramarca with El Señor de los Milagros, being an iconic staple of Huayramarcan religiosity, a myth that has some significant presence in the zone of Cercado, which is the city core, that makes Lima a good place to visit during the last months of the year, as the environment is just spectacular. Antonio asks us to board the car and then we went following him, when driving he said, “Fog is lifting up, we usually have foggy days through winter, but we are getting closer to summer, that’s why people’s mood start to change for good!” We were wondering about our first step, but then Cassandra told us “Are y’all hungry?” We, of course, won’t neglect food ever. We love tasting food and showing what Huayramarca has to offer you when it comes to gastronomic variety, then we said, “Of course, we are hungry.” Antonio said “We will introduce you to the main staple of food here, Pollo a la Brasa3.

Plain simple chicken you might ask, well, this dish will let you be proved wrong as it isn’t just “chicken”, it has a special secret as it is prepared by roasting it with carbon. Carbon is known for being used as an ignition material reserved for the most important cooking occasions, this time, there’s one star that is cooked with carbon, that is the a lo pobre, one that contains even more food and dressings that will let the chicken be prepared in a tastier and tender way than usual.

We reached El Estado, one of the most important restaurants in the neighbourhood of Miraflores, perhaps the most exclusive one of the city, it was 11:00 p.m. on the day we arrived , it was extremely busy despite the time of the day, as there was a considerable queue of people picking up food or waiting for a table and seating. Our turn came, menus were shown but we had already enough time to decide what to ask, most of us decided to pick some Pollo a la Brasa, a lo pobre style. The wait was considerable, though, as many people were still arriving to the zone, which is something that distinguishes Lima and leads to many people dubbing it as “the city that never sleeps”, hordes of people walking, talking, shopping, eating, etc. All in a safe environment with some folkloric dances happening in the park nearby.

After a wait of half an hour, yep, sounds like a lot, our Pollo a la Brasa came. This dish is made with roasted chicken, French fries, rice, plantains, and a scrambled egg for a quite strong dish for the moment of the day we were in though. We should add to the fact that some 10 Isles Dressing imported from the San Carlos Archipelago, was added to the chicken to provide some spice and extra taste for it. As we are in World Cup Season, all the dishes were accompanied with a dental stick with a Huayramarcan flag, as it was time to display national pride for it. Pollo a la Brasa has a special texture, as it is quite tender and spicier than other preparations of chicken, takes more time as cookers try to ensure that the chicken will be broiled properly to avoid indigestion or stomach-ache on clients. It is suggested that people should rub the chicken in the eggs’ yolk, that’s a tradition that many do because “makes the chicken taste even better”. We decided to test out the myth, although we didn’t really notice any difference.

French fries are made in Huayramarcan fashion, accompanied of salt pepper, yellow pepper, and some herbs, with mayonnaise and mustard. For the rice, there are two options, the famous coastal Chaulafán4 variety with a bit of extra chicken and soy sauce in dressing or, as the other option just plain white rice. People often tend to go with the chaulafán version of it because it adds some extra variety to the dish. This, as many dishes styled a lo pobre are foods that will fulfill your food needs for one or two periods of the day with ease, as are abundant, delicious, and well prepared by the cookers.

The bells were ringing in the nearby Metropolitan Church, it was already midnight, and the streets were still running wild since the early morning, pace never stopped in that quartier of the city. As there was still a lot of activity, we decided to see one of the folkloric dancing activities that were happening in the park. A group of 20 dancers were turning themselves as they were dancing sanjuanitos5, the dancers came from the neighbouring province of Huaraz, located between the coast and the highlands, in the Yungas.

To put people into context, sanjuanitos are a tradition that comes back from 400 years ago, where indigenous people were being subjected to mistreatment, from people who pretended to invade Huayramarca and enslave their population, the indigenous people used this dances to express their mood, their sentiments and also as a way to express love to somebody else in a “codified” way, as they were fearing from reprisals from the invaders. The locals used sanjuanitos as a mean of communication to rise against the enemy, as they transmitted messages in an innocuous way such as The enemy is shattering us, but we love our heritage, traditions, and families, that’s why my heart has chosen a wrong heart, one that I found in the Humala hill in the afternoon. That message was a call for the indigenous people to arm themselves, go to the Humala hill, fight for their families and attack enemies by spearing their hearts.

Through the time, the sanjuanito evolved in nature but not in intentions, as dancing, synchronisation and lyrics of the songs were used to transmit powerful messages to the listeners. Now, love messages, worship to nature, Inti, etc. were spread through the songs and rhythmic movements of the dancers. To preserve this tradition, sanjuanitos are displayed in plazas nationwide to attract people to take part of this art of expression. This time, near the busiest street of Lima, the dancers began to sing and dance a traditional song named Sumak Warmicuya, which stands for “Beautiful Woman” in Quechua, with people mimicking kisses, dancing in a romantic way, by the lyrics of it “You beautiful woman, you robbed my heart with your beauty and charm”, it was notorious the fact that there was even a couple of elderly people dancing, then we decided to have some words with them.

We asked them, “Are you enjoying it?” Juan, as it is the name of the man dancing said, “Of course, I love to come here and dance with my warmi6” We decided to ask, “How much time have you married with him?” to the woman, then she said, “We have already 60 years of marriage, that’s quite a bit.” We literally jaw dropped as they have been together for so many years, people around us turned out to see them dancing, they were continuing normally and enjoying it. “We come to dance, we need to keep the flame on and on until our last breath” People applauded, and we let the couple to continue dancing, as they were enjoying it quite a lot and offering a good spectacle while the people clapped to cheer them.

It was moment to sleep for us, we were full in our stomachs, we watched a beautiful elderly couple dancing and tired because the flight and the trip done. That was some glimpse of our first day in Lima. Then, for the second day we had to wake up early, as we had to visit some interesting places in the Cercado neighbourhood, the Metropolitan Cathedral for the Señor de los Milagros parade and then visiting the rather unknown yet interesting San Francisco catacombs, located beneath the Main Plaza of Lima, known as Plaza de Armas.

We were wearing some Huayramarcan National Team jerseys, as it is the time of World Cup Fever and we won’t be behind of it, we will always be in that fever wave supporting our national team! And we saw many of people wearing it as we were walking towards the Metropolitan Cathedral for the mass service and procession scheduled for noon. The mass was on full crowd, people having different requests towards the patron saint, be it from health, prosperity, personal reconciliation, or improvement, and even some praying for the Condors while kissing stamps of El Señor de los Milagros. Faith and football are big things in Huayramarca, as fans are always trying to commend their team to their patron saints, to who they belief in different methods.

Then, people often tend to change their shirts and wear purple ones, as it is the official colour of the celebration. After the mass, a massive concentration of people is waiting outside the church, expecting to carry the patron saint, which is a privilege for many. The parade walks around the Cercado for three hours until they put the saint back into the designated spot, it even crosses through the financial district of Lima, meaning that most activities are stopped as a reverence to a symbol of unity of a city, one that is the hotspot of faith and resilience of a city that, when in need, comes for his help.

People are offering themselves to provide support with the holy oil, smokes and the much-awaited holy water, which is blessed by the Monsignor of the Metropolitan Archdiocese of Lima and threw out in quantities to people waiting for a blessing in their lives. Many people have reported healings and miracles happening when receiving sprinkles of this holy water. As the procession goes, it is important to keep your family, especially children, close to you due to the incredible amount of people walking through there, waiting for a chance to carry the saint of expecting to receive sprinkles of holy water. The celebrations often end with people visiting the surroundings for some food, as they will wait for the pyro during the sunset and night, one of the most exciting celebrations in Huayramarca when it comes to pyro usage.

We then visited the San Francisco catacombs, located only 100 meters away from the Metropolitan Cathedral of the city. This place was used as a convent for religious people for 300 years, and as a burial place for people who paid to be buried it, as they considered that being there would make them be faster in the heaven, as they would be closer to El Señor de los Milagros. The entrance fee to this spot costs 9 Intis, which are NS$ 3 and are used for restoration purposes and maintenance of the most important parts of the building; students and elderly people are offered preferential pricing with 50% discount.

As one enters to the catacombs, one notices that there are burials of bones of those who paid for it as a tradition and a privilege, the tunnels get noticeably low as they connect to different zones of the underground convent such as: dormitories, a prayer area, a underground meeting hall and, the most valuable of all, an ancient library featuring some of the oldest books available in Anaia, even featuring some copies of the original book “Margaretism and Rubber Chickens”, which is one of the first books printed in the Sporting Regions corner of the multiverse, which features about Margaret, a spirit that favours your team in sports if you sacrifice rubber chickens as exchange, something that comes even from the ancient sports in Anaia, Esportiva, Atlantian Oceania, Rushmore, Mandalanusa, Sonnel, etc., this is said to be found at the Sea of Blood in the wreckage of the Beija-Flor, a Cabo Azure ship that was destroyed by, presumably a random entity known as Búa a Wightling entity that reigned (and continues to reign) in that place.

With books of such a historic importance, the place is only visible from the entrance, as there’s an entire squad there working in the digitalisation and preservation of the manuscripts, printings, and important oeuvres that date from hundreds of years ago. Many stories point out that Huayramarcan religious orders exchanged favours with Québécois priests and people who are close to the Sea of Blood to gather those books or manuscripts, sometimes even paying for those as people didn’t realise the historic value those books would gather in a future.
This place can be accessible, and you can even read a book if only you ask for a special permission to the Ministry of Culture of Huayramarca, which tend to be given easily if provided with the right justification; granted, you’ll always have an escort supervising you how you treat the books or even might help you handle it for the sake of preservations. Gloves and a mask are a must to avoid contamination of everything there, so you’ll have to sacrifice a bit of comfort if you want to read some true history of the Multiverse.

We took quite a lot of time reading a bit of books, although we were taken out the premises as we spent a lot of time, to the point that the Catacombs were closing to the public for the day. We got out just in time for the pyro, which coloured the skies of Lima with purple and a plethora of colours to give joy to children, believers of El Señor de los Milagros and anybody who appreciates fireworks. That’s a beautiful wrap for this episode, one that showed a diversity of elements that makes Huayrmarca a diverse place, full of history and traditions that are still living today and won’t be let die by the population, a zealous one when it comes to protecting their roots.



1. Means “enclosure” in Spanish.
2. The patron saint of Lima.
3. Roasted chicken.
4. A variety of rice, Yueyu-styled and imported by some diaspora there. Comes from Yueyu equivalent of eat rice but slaughtered in translation to Spanish.
5. A folkloric dance from the city of San Juan de Carhuaz, a significant town in the central Andes mountains, known for their typical dancing routines.
6. Means “woman” in Quechua.

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Postby Tikariot » Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:51 pm

The familiar piano notes of Culinaria Tikariot open up to the sliding images of different areas of Tikariot, of restaurants, dishes, and more, before the logo superimposes itself over a collage of the various images.

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The collage morphs into the view of the dusty plains of the Bashperian Darklands, then a small forest, a clearing in said forest, and a small village in said clearing in said forest. The host of Culinaria Tikariot, Susanna Wheymore, is sitting in the shade of a large tree in the village's centre, with a positively ancient elder next to her.


Susanna Wheymore: Good morning Tikariot, welcome back to Culinaria Tikariot and welcome to the Bashperian Darklands. Despite its rather odd name, the Darklands are one of the most beautiful parts of the nation, with a lot of unique and untouched nature and its inhabitants living in harmony with it. So let's have a look at where we are for a start.

The picture cuts away from Susanna and into the trademark feature video about the Bashperian Darklands.

Susanna Wheymore: The Bashperian Darklands are located in the very east of Tikariot and are the core lands of Tikariot's indigenous population. They are not like a reserve where they are allowed to live but are actually owned and governed by the original tribes, just within Tikariot, with all of their culture and history intact. The north and east of the Darklands are flatlands, bordering Turgan Lake, marked by red earth and grasslands, with some forests scattered throughout, while the south and west consists of parts of the rugged peaks of the Bashperian Range that stretches from the eastern fringes of Dhaencunor, through Soharr and all the way into Bitternea, the exclave of the Kytler Peninsulae.

While the red earth also is highly fertile, only a relatively small part of it is actually used for farming, staying in line with tribal culture and their union with nature.

The picture returns to Susanna and the elder.

Susanna Wheymore: With me I have Elder Gordon Thornbush, thank you for having us.

Gordon Thornbush: We are happy to have you here, Susanna, and thank you for allowing us to teach you about our Bashperian culture and cuisine.

Susanna Wheymore: So, for a start, the Bashperian tribes live very much in harmony with nature.

Gordon Thornbush: Yes. Mother Nature is who gives us life and everything we need to survive. We should not force our will upon her and take more than we need. In turn she will continue to provide for us.

Susanna Wheymore: So how does this affect your cuisine?

Gordon Thornbush: Our cuisine will only focus on ingredients that are either in season or can be stored. We do not like to import fruits or vegetables just out of convenience, but try to live off what nature provides us with right here in the Darklands. The same also goes with meats. We will only kill a certain amount of animals per year to feed us, not to generate a big surplus that would be sold or exported. We also aim to use every part of an animal not to make its death wasteful, be it its meat, its bones, its hide or any other parts.

Susanna Wheymore: So sustainability is a top priority.

Gordon Thornbush: That it is.

Susanna Wheymore: Now I am very curious about what part of the Bashperian cuisine you have had in mind for us today, as there seem to be several potential approaches.

Gordon Thornbush: Today I will introduce you to some of the most traditional Bashperian foods, some that you will find out in the wild and some that are traditional recipes that have been handed down for generations.

Susanna Wheymore: This sounds interesting, so where do we start?

Gordon smiles at Susanna and then gets up to fetch something that looks like a gigantic green pinecone. When he puts it down in front of her, we can hear a very distinct thud that indicates a quite big weight.

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Gordon Thornbush: This is a laohelo.

Susanna Wheymore: This looks like an overgrown pinecone.

GT (laughs): Yes, I guess you can call it that, but it is basically a nut.

Susanna Wheymore: A nut? That's the biggest nut I've ever seen!

Gordon Thornbush: Well, what you see is a cone, but it contains nuts. Here is what you can find in them.

He motions for a younger tribesman to come over with a large bowl, which is full of actual laohelo nuts, which are about the size of a Brazil nut.

Gordon Thornbush: These are the seeds that are in the cone. Each of the cones can contain dozens of these and they usually are roasted over an open fire, but they also can be used for a lot of other dishes, like cakes or pestos and much more. These are already roasted, so give it a try.

Susanna takes one of the seeds and takes a bite.

Susanna Wheymore: This is interesting, it tastes a bit like a chestnut, but also reminds me of some more starchy foods, like a potato.

Gordon Thornbush: Yes, it has a quite unique taste. You can find the trees all over the Darklands and you have to be careful when the cones mature, because they fall off the trees when they are ready. Now these can grow to a weight of ten kilos (22 pounds), so you don't want to stand under these trees.

Susanna Wheymore: No, definitely not! I would not want to get hit in the head by one of these!

Gordon Thornbush: It is not advised, no. Now one of our staple meats is bison. We have many wild herds throughout the Darklands on top of farms.

Susanna Wheymore: Can a farm still be seen being in harmony with nature?

Gordon Thornbush: Yes, but it depends on how you raise the animals. We have very tight laws and regulations about the bison needing plenty of room to wander and graze and be allowed to grow in conditions as close to their natural habitats as possible.

Susanna Wheymore: Which would require the farms to be very big.

Gordon Thornbush: Yes. But look at this place, we are not a lot of people, but a lot of land. So it all works out.

Susanna Wheymore: True, true. Am I guessing right that the next dish has something to do with bison?

GT (smiles): Indeed you are right.

Once again Gordon motions for the younger tribesman, who brings over two steaming bowls.

Gordon Thornbush: This is a Bashperian bison stew. Let's see, if you can figure out what else is in here.

Susanna Wheymore: A challenge? OK, let's see. I see onions, potatoes, there's something else here. Some root vegetable.

Gordon Thornbush: Wild turnip.

Susanna Wheymore: Oh! It has the same texture as a regular turnip, but it tastes--different.

Gordon Thornbush: Yes, it taste more--how does my grand daughter call it--edgy.

Susanna Wheymore: Haha, yes, that is actually a good way of describing it. I think I also taste sage?

Gordon Thornbush: Indeed. You have a well-trained palate.

Susanna Wheymore: Given that this is my job, I would hope that I have one, haha. The whole stew has a very deep flavour.

Gordon Thornbush: That comes from the broth we use. I had told you earlier that we make use of the whole animal, so out of the bones we make a strong, fresh broth that we then use for the stew as well.

Susanna Wheymore: You can really taste the difference! It tastes so much stronger.

Gordon Thornbush: That is the plan. Traditionally the meat and the other ingredients simmer for good parts of the day to really allow the flavours to develop. And, of course, to give the most tender meat.

Susanna Wheymore: That plan definitely worked out!

Gordon Thornbush: I am glad that we have succeeded. I have one more dish for you.

Susanna Wheymore: Given what you have given me so far, I'm excited to try it!

Gordon Thornbush: Good. It is a dessert.

This time he doesn't have to signal, but the younger tribesman brings over two small bowls on his own.

Gordon Thornbush: This is a honey and fig biscuit. A really simple recipe, but it has this wonderful deep flavour.

Susanna Wheymore: Wow, this is wonderful! It's so much lighter than most biscuits you get!

Gordon Thornbush: It's baked on an open fire and depending on the season, you can replace the figs with berries or other fruit you can find out in the wild.

Susanna Wheymore: I'd love to find one with berries!

Gordon Thornbush: There are plenty in the forest around us. If you want, we can go and see if we can find some and I can teach you to make these biscuits!

Susanna Wheymore: Ooh, I would love that!

Gordon Thornbush: Then let's go!

Susanna Wheymore: I'm coming! For our viewers at home, thank you for joining me here, but also please excuse me while we go hunt for fresh, wild berries! I hope that you will be able to join me again next time, though, when we will explore the cuisine of Saburnia!
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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:17 pm

BP earn point, look for 3 against Jags
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The Commonwealth of Baker Park National Team started off Group B in Vilita with a 1-1 draw against Tumbra that gives them a path towards advancing to the knockout stage if they can follow up with a matchday 2 win over TJUN-ia.

Ayana West led the Bees out at Colonial Field as Jennifer Prescott gambled on her lineup by leaving Nicole D'Amico on the bench and pairing West with Desmond Garvey up front for the first time since qualifying matchday 3 against The Jovannic; the side started out with the more confident look in attack, taking advantage of any hesitation or indecision on the part of the Black Eagles' XI to gain possession and race forward.

West got the important personal business out of the way early, as she broke the deadlock 12 minutes in with her 50th international goal, becoming the first woman and only third BP player to reach the milestone.

For much of the remainder of the contest it looked as though her tally would hold up to provide the winning margin in the same way as the Final of AOCAF 62 in Busukuma, but the Tumbrans found the equalizer which puts both nations behind Nephara in the table.

As usual, the second match in the World Cup will be the litmus test for teams hoping to go into the final day either safe into the knockout stage, or at least controlling their own destiny; a repeat of same score scenario—a win and a draw—will either make the situation clear or will complicate the permutations heading into the final group contests.

Only once in 12 previous World Cups have Baker Park gotten at least a point on matchday 1 and failed to advance—World Cup 89; they've won four, lost three and drawn two when gaining at least a point from the opening fixture.

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BP State
Belle Haven City-Midtown FED Hold F:61 L:20 C:11 Other:9
Belle Haven Southeast FED Hold F:59 L:16 C:12 Other:13
Riverside City FED Hold F:54 L:28 S:10 Other:8
Jacksonville City SDM Hold S:47 L:30 F:14 Other:9

Endover
Albany & Near Meadow (new) SDM Gain S:43 F:25 L:24
Oakwood & White Oak LTA Hold L:47 F:32 P:10 Other:11

Osheana
Oceana Inner West (new) CON Gain C:48 L:28 F:15 Other:9
St David's West (new) LTA Gain L:42 C:38 F:10 Other:10
Dalton South (new) FED Gain F:40 L:38 P:11 Other:11

Ezra
Southend FED Hold F:58 L:31 Other:11
Richmond West FED Hold F:50 L:35 S:9 Other:6
Richmond South (new) LTA Gain L:47 F:30 S:14 Other:9
Middletown East FED Hold F:52 C:27 L:15 Other:8
Trenton West (new) CON Gain C:51 L:38 Other:11

Midalia
Coolville South GRN Hold G:42 L:29 P:17 Other:12
Coolville Midtown FED Hold F:48 S:22 L:21 Other:9

St Leon
N/A

Lynchana
N/A

Key--FED-Federalist LTA--Liberal & Trade Union Alliance CON--Conservative SDM--Social Democratic PRO--Progressive GRN--Greens


lineup vs TJUN-ia
McCormack; Bruce, Edmonds, Bauer; C Logan, D'Amico (C), Milton, Altman; Price; Mack, McDavid
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Postby Graintfjall » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:21 pm

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Kaija Michaelsdóttir tacks left in first foreign policy moves

Kaija Michaelsdóttir may have veered to the right in taking on the unions and cosying up with the banks in her domestic policy agenda in her first term, but there are signs her new administration – the first majority Progressive-Liberal government in the nation’s history – may hew back to the leftist roots of the reforming Prime Minister as she begins her new term. The headline item is her intention to hold a regional conference on climate change, which she says is a “greater threat than terrorism or organized crime” in a marked change of direction from her first term. Appearing in Electrum to watch the first game of the World Cup (a listless 1–1 draw against Mytanija, a game of stultifying dullness punctuated by only a moment of brilliance from Kæja Finnvarðsdóttir and a now-traditional Snow Wolves’ set-piece defensive lapse to cancel it out), Ms Michaelsdóttir took the opportunity to visit the Great Sandy Desert and made a speech laying out her concern that “erosion and soaring temperatures” could soon be the “every day experience” even as far away as the “White Winter Queendom itself”.

Ms Michaelsdóttir has sent invitations to the heads of state of assorted Rushmori nations, inviting them to attend – or send a delegation in their place – a Conference Of Rushmori Nations on Climate, Oceans, and Biodiversity (CORNCOB-32) [2032 Græntfjaller Normal Calendar] in Græntfjall. “I believe that the nations of Rushmore can work together to combat and reverse climate change, but only through concerted mutual action with real standards, targets, and assistance for developing nations,” said Ms Michaelsdóttir. Her comments sent a ripple of unease through a stock market that has generally met her announcements to date with enthusiasm, as investors fled to safe harbor investments. The conference was immediately denounced by Reform 30/30 leader Victoría Valdimarsdóttir. “Leaders flying in from around the region on jets to give speeches will not save our burning planet,” she said. “We need real action now, starting with a carbon tax and the closing of the dangerous nuclear power plants that the Michaelsdóttir administration has pushed for.” It is as yet unclear whether any Rushmori nations will accept their invitations to attend.

Another fig-leaf offering to the left came in the form of the announcement of Græntfjall’s first ever global LGB Ambassador. Retired footballers Karoline Vernerisdóttir and Matthias Kristersson, two of Græntfjall’s highest profile gay athletes, attended the game with Ms Michaelsdóttir and afterwards spoke in favor of the move. “From Jabal Akhdar and Mlima Kijani, where homosexuality remains punishable by death, to Mont Vert, whose ceasing to exist hasn’t stopped them from persecuting gay men and women with mob violence, around the world gay rights are under threat, and it’s right that Græntfjall take a stand in promoting freedom and equality,” said Ms Michaelsdóttir. Sophia Mörðsdóttir, former Progressive-Liberal MT, will serve as the first LGB Ambassador, with full diplomatic rank, and will be used to lobby for gay rights within and without the Græntfjaller Commonwealth. Left-slate spokesman Kamal Nílsson said that his party supported the creation of the role but would press for transgender rights to be included within the brief, while Blue-Green MT Sæbergur Guðþórsson said his party was “not opposed to gay rights” but questioned the “priority” being given to the issue.

Also in the paper:
  • NEWS: Græntfjall to test medium-range missile battery
  • BUSINESS: GCB to consider new external role
  • LIFESTYLE: Young Græntfjaller farmers breeding a new approach
  • SOCIAL: Princess Jessika dazzles in stunning uniform while dropping tons of bombs on what was almost certainly a military target
  • SPORT: Back injury puts Þórhallursson in World Cup doubt
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Postby Drawkland » Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:30 pm

E T E R N I T Y . . .

This is the sixth (and final!) chapter of an extended storyline. Below are the previous sections.
In which the characters are introduced
A Hint * A Tease * A Story * A Contradiction * A Roster
In which the trio investigate the Elite
Elite 1 * Elite 2 * Elite 3 * Elite 4 * Elite 5 * Elite 6
Elite 7 * Elite 8 * Elite 9 * Elite 10 * Elite 11
In which Nicole prepares for a great undertaking
Expired 1 * Expired 2 * Expired 3 * Expired 4 * Expired 5 * Expired 6
Expired 7 * Expired 8 * Expired 9 * Expired 10 * Expired 11
In which the party travels to TiSoFaH
Expedition 1 * Expedition 2 * Expedition 3 * Expedition 4 * Expedition 5 * Expedition 6
Expedition 7 * Expedition 8 * Expedition 9 * Expedition 10 * Expedition 11
In which the party contends with the Great Maze
Endless 1 * Endless 2 * Endless 3 * Endless 4 * Endless 5 * Endless 6
Endless 7 * Endless 8 * Endless 9 * Endless 10 * Endless 11
In which destiny awaits
Eternity 1 * Eternity 2 * Eternity 3


The girls were back in town. Nicole, Cam, and Sarah decided to meet up in Drawk City and attend the qualifying match against Garifunya. This would really serve as a trip down memory lane: the last time Drawkland played Garifunya on home soil, it was the first home qualifying match of the Kick Corps' history in cycle 77. All three of the girls were in the starting lineup of that game, and Cam actually scored the first goal of the eventual 2-2 draw.

Meeting in Drawk City wasn't only for the reminiscing of times past, but it also served as convenient multitasking. As the de facto cultural center of Drawkland and the most populous city, the fashion district downtown in downtown DC was one of the most hip places to find fancy clothes. The girls hadn't seen each other in person in awhile, since they all lived in different areas of the country, and they all needed to get dresses for the approaching Immortal Accords gala. Making this trip happen was a no-brainer.

The only issue? Nicole, Cam, and Sarah were all professional athletes who spent most of their time staying in shape and preparing for matches, they weren't exactly up to date on the best couture. At this point, they'd decided it would be best to wing it and see if they could find something they could all agree looked nice.

"You know who we should've invited to this?" Sarah asked to nobody in particular. She was inspecting a shimmery dress that was covered in garish sequins.

"Who should we have invited?" Cam replied blankly.

"Ellzidan. She does this immortal banquet thing all the time, right? Surely she'd be able to tell us what would look good and what wouldn't."

Cam and Nicole exchanged awkward glances, realizing that Sarah didn't know The Deal.

"Uh, I don't think that would've worked out." Nicole offered slowly.

"Okay, well I know she hates the city and urban development and modern industry and dresses in general, but some amount of perspective is better than nothing, right?" Sarah looked over at Cam and Nicole, and was instantly befuddled once she saw the expressions on Cam and Nicole's faces. "Uh ... is there something I'm missing here?"

"Ellzidan hasn't been to the Accords gala in centuries," Cam began. "She stopped going right around the time the Elite Eleven became immortal."

"I'm going to assume that's not a coincidence." Sarah let go of the dress she'd been eyeing and it swung back into place on the rack. "Why do I not know about this? Is it because she thinks their method of immortality is illegitimate? I remember that story from years ago."

"That's - oh my God, did we not tell you anything?" Nicole couldn't help but gape. She started to feel bad about accidentally keeping her friend in the dark, but she figured she would've found out the information by now.

"Jaxon told us most of the story during the Quest, were you not listening?" Cam added.

"I spent most of that Quest talking to my brother and his boytoy." Sarah put her hands on her hips. "Seriously, what's the deal? What's the tea? I can't believe I'm not up to date on this!"

"Okay, okay, let's start with the basics?" Nicole looked at Cam for help. "Where do we start here?"

"I think it all started with some party after a men's soccer championship?" Cam scratched the back of her neck, looking at the ceiling to try and remember faster.

"Wait, men's soccer? How fucking long ago was this?" Sarah leaned in closer.

"We don't need to go that far, I think." Nicole rubbed her chin, then nodded. "Basically, Ellzidan and Septimus Xander from the Elite were a Thing. An Item. They dated for a little while. And that's the entire reason they went on the Quest in the first place. Kind of like us, I guess." She trailed off quickly.

"What?!" Sarah exclaimed, thankfully distracting Nicole from starting to think about Mike Rodney. "Didn't you guys ask Ellzidan what happened like 10 years ago? I thought she said that she only met the Elite guys once or twice and they pissed her off so much that she refused to see them again."

"That ... was a lie, apparently." Cam shook her head. "It was a long time ago. Basically, Ellzidan went into the maze with them, and Septimus's closest friend died there. It tore him up, and he blamed the Elf for the entire thing. The fact that they were there in the first place, the fact that she didn't help him, everything. They broke up before they'd even left TiSoFaH on the way out."

"Huh ..." Sarah slowly nodded as she accepted the new information, then gave a sardonic smile in Nicole's direction. "That sounds pretty familiar, doesn't it?"

"Okay, what happened to me is ENTIRELY different!" Nicole shot back immediately. She knew Sarah would say something like that, and she was ready. "My whole issue with Mike is that he wouldn't help at all! He refused to help me, help us in the most traumatic experience of our lives, and he knew how bad it would be because he'd been there before. And after all that he wouldn't even give me the courtesy of apologizing. What Septimus did was, like, the opposite. At least Ellzidan helped them. Mike didn't do jack fucking shit."

"Hey, Nicole," Cam put her hand on Nicole's shoulder to try and calm her down. They were starting to get dirty looks from the employee behind the counter of the shop, clearly making too much of a ruckus.

"Fine, let's leave." Nicole jerked her shoulder away. She raised her voice a little bit, hoping the snooty shopkeeper would hear. "I don't like any of these dresses anyway."

"Okay, so just so I have the gist," Sarah said as they walked to the exit, "Ellzidan stopped going to the Accords parties because she knew the Elite would be there? Because I know they have a reputation of partying hard, there's no way they ever skip the gala."

"Pretty much," Cam confirmed.

"Amazing." Sarah couldn't help but chuckle. "The most fearless warrior in all the multiverse, a being so formidable that armies of thousands tremble at her name ... is afraid of running into her ex at a party. I'm sorry, that's too funny."

"I understand the sentiment." Nicole huffed. "Those Elite guys are all assholes in my eyes. They let Septimus be a prick to Ellzidan for all that time, and even covered for him by changing their whole immortality story to erase her from it, just to keep from hurting his precious feelings. Not to mention how Mike treated me! They're all immature dorks who don't know how to properly handle their feelings. I can see why Ellzidan doesn't want to be involved with them anymore."

"I'm sure you have zero bias in saying that," Sarah rolled her eyes.

"I mean it!" Nicole turned to look at Sarah, with no mirth to be found in her eyes. "I say that we avoid them at all costs. They're trouble. I wouldn't want any of us to have our hearts broken again by those jerks."

With the last part of the sentence, Nicole shifted her gaze to Cam. There was definitely intent behind her eyes. Cam hadn't really talked about her occasional excursions with Jaxon Madison of the Elite, but she had a feeling Nicole knew about it anyway. Still, it felt like Nicole was just putting up a front. The feeling was so strong that it nearly broke Cam's poker face, but she remained outwardly neutral.

"Works for me!" Sarah was oblivious to Nicole and Cam's silent exchange. "Never really took to any of those guys anyway. Too immature for my taste."

"And what exactly is your taste?" Cam butted in, both to tease Sarah and steer the conversation elsewhere.

"I dunno, but they're not it," Sarah replied hastily. "Besides, I've got nothing but time now to find the right man."

"Or woman?" Nicole jabbed Sarah in the ribs playfully. "I bet Andrew is going to rub off on you eventually!"

"Shut up," Sarah shoved Nicole aside and laughed. "Hey, here's another dress store, let's give it a shot?"

Nicole and Cam agreed, their silent feud temporarily forgotten, and the trio once again attempted to brave the world of fashion.


Note: The events of this RP occurred around MD5 of qualifying. I had a timeskip so this story could be up to date with the current cycle and now I've procrastinated so much that it's back to being in the past. Yaaay.
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Postby Kelssek » Wed Nov 02, 2022 8:02 pm

The Girl With the DragonBall Z Tattoo part 2 of ?
“Look at that. Who’d want to live somewhere like that? Why’s that make me want to eat a turnip? I don’t understand what they’re trying to say. Is it a metaphor for... vegans making the city overgrown with weeds?”

Myriam was puzzled for a moment, as there was nothing particularly off-putting about the rows of houses their police car was cruising past, but then realized the officers in the back seat were looking at things on social media.

“I went to look inside of one of those modern glass things, the other day. Pretended I wanted to buy one. The apartments are tiny. Your hallway is your kitchen, your living room is also your bedroom. And the walls are like cardboard... Must be cheaper than having real brick or wood, construction people are all crooks, y’know.”

“My brother’s a carpenter.”

“Well... I clearly didn’t mean your brother. You know what I mean.”

“Yeah I do, mate.”

There was an awkward silence, but it wasn’t much further to the site of the next suspicious corpse, at the foot of just the very kind of dystopian poorly-built modernist monstrosity the Electrum media was warning about.

“Ugh. Y’know what they call those? ‘Juliette’ balconies. They’re not real balconies but they say they are,” Brandon said.

“You see?” one of the officers in the back seat said, to a grumbling noise from the other.

One of the most suspicious things a person can possibly do is to turn and run in a different direction the moment they see a police car. This is what happened as Myriam drove into the building’s loading bay.

“Uh,” said one of the backseat passengers.

“Go after her,” Myriam said.

“Yup.”


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KELSSEK’S SPORTS LEADER




HEAD COACH'S POST MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE
"Hello Jorge, can you tell me what you thought of the match?"

"Well, this was difficult, as we expected, but I can't fault the effort and performance of the players. We worked our game plan well and we had good chances even to get a win. This was an important point and now we have to look at the next two matches and try to win one of them. We have two chances to get a win, that will give us every chance of going through, and that's how we have to think of it right now."

"Was it the plan to start with a defensive strategy, then? A lot of people remarked on Émile Robin starting that match when she hasn't played for Kelssek in over five months. Was that the main tactical decision, maybe to change things and keep opponents guessing?"

"Players are in this squad because I think they can help us win. Of course, I know that Zwangzug are a stronger team, I don't think anyone can seriously argue against that. You have to play defensively when the time is right and then attack when the time is right. That's just being a bit smart. You can talk about formations or how many midfielders did I have, well, you make the adjustments, and Em can play a lot of roles in the midfield."

"Are you worried, then, that with Matts Bogdanor's injury, Robin is the only real defensive midfielder in the squad and played less than 60 minutes of the qualifiers?"

"We have a very good team spirit and strong cohesion. This is a team sport and it's not on any one player. Everyone's got a job to do. And Em is a good player, playing in a good league for a good team, and I was happy with her today."

"Were the players disappointed at all with the disallowed goal?"

"How I saw it was that Shaheen was level with the last man, or the second-last... I thought the protocol was to allow the play to continue. I was surprised the assistant referee put up the flag, that's not supposed to happen. Maybe, they explained to us the protocol and I heard it wrong. But we have VAR now and it's supposed to be left to the video review if there's any doubt. I had a lot of doubt, I can't understand that the AR was so sure. The technology is supposed to make it so we don't have exactly this argument. Has it worked? I'm not saying to get rid of VAR, but... yeah, what's the point if you have it and then the rules are made like that?"

"Are you frustrated with that decision?"

"I don't want to talk any more about that. It's easy to complain about referees and all that. You've got your quotes now and you can make all the stories you want."

"You moved to a 4-3-3 and sent on more forwards late in the match. What did you see at that point, did you think Kelssek could have won or deserved to win?"

"I thought we had some good possession and we could get in behind a bit more so I made the change. Could we have won, well, sometimes it's not about what you deserve. That's life. Lots of people deserve much more, lots of people gain things they don't deserve. You know Thor Ibrahim had a great chance and the goalkeeper is down but somehow blocked it with a foot. So I find it pointless to say what we deserved. We played well enough to win, that's not enough sometimes, and we could also have lost. So that's all you can ask for."

"What sort of changes do you think you need to make going forward?"

"We could have, today, played more high tempo at times. We had to defend a lot in the early part of the match. We want to work harder in moving the ball, crisper passes, keep our energy up. So you can have some fun predicting the lineup from that."
ZWANGZUG 0
KELSSEK 0
Gallagher, Buené, Lozic, Auiloquet, Barris, Lapierre (Breault 81’), Robin (Lafrenière 63’), Ó Tuathail, Hartpoach (Ahmad 81’), Taleb (Maradrogba 74’), Maçon-Petrault.

KSK 0-0 ZWZ // Big missed chances in tense stalemate
Shaheen Taleb clanked a penalty off the crossbar in what was only the most glaring of the missed chances each side had to take a vital win in their first match of the World Cup in Vilita.
There were missed chances by Zwangzug, too. Lukas Helsen-Roan missed an open net from 15 yards after being set up by Kirsten Jackson on a counter-attacking rush. Helsen-Roan then had the ball in the net on 33 minutes, but was caught offside on video review.
On balance it was Zwangzug which had the bulk of the dangerous chances. Another major chance went begging as Meghna Imomenba had a free header at point-blank range off a corner, but sent only a tame effort into the waiting arms of Cathal Gallagher.
But Kelssek managed to get some chances of their own and Loïc Maçon-Petrault had probably the best one which forced a good save from the Zwangzug goalkeeper. They managed to stay in the match well enough. And late on, Kelssek manager Jorge Guardia seemed to feel confident enough to go for it, switching to three forwards for the last ten minutes by sending on Thor Ibrahim Ahmad.
This didn’t pan out, but it was worth a shot, said Guardia.
“It was a difficult match, as we expected, but we did a good gameplan so I have to be happy with that.”
ZWANGZUG 0
KELSSEK 0
Gallagher, Buené, Lozic, Lambert, Barris, dí Völará (Breault 82’), Lapierre (Ducharne 74’), Ó Tuathail (Lafrenière 63’), Hartpoach (Ahmad 82’), Taleb (Maradrogba 74’), Maçon-Petrault.
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Postby Eura » Wed Nov 02, 2022 8:33 pm

WORLD CUP 92 – GROUP F MATCHDAY 1
Cassadaigua 1-0 Eura
Scorers:
n/a
Lineup:
1. T Hammond
4. J Menard
15. K Sherwood (sub Vivier 90+1)
5. T Green
6. J Gates (sub Vincent 75)
8. V Robshaw
11. B Malone
10. S Singh (sub West 87)
7. A Woodman (sub James 70)
9. S Robson
14. A Sharp (sub Brookfield 64)




Jade Matchlow was pulled out of her slumber by the barking of a dog. Number 327’s dachshund was a lovely little thing, usually – but at night he was a fucking nightmare.
Yap, yap, yappity fucking yap. Jade groaned and turned over on her side, pulling her pillow overhead. Maybe that would shut him out.
YAP YAP YAP…
Nope!
The 32-year-old rolled out of bed and glanced at her alarm clock. 3:51 in the morning. In four hours, she was expected to be on station working at a local centre for people with difficulties finding employment, in a country where there were too many people to give jobs, and in a city – Brigham – that was too big for its own good. Like all the other Euran metropolis.
And she was going to be knackered because of this beast.

She shuffled through her crowded flat to the door, trying not to wake up her sort-of boyfriend on the way. Did it really count if it had only been two weeks of mostly just sex and very little talking?
Her door swung open. She poked her head out into the corridor…
…weird. The lights were off.
Jade, her neighbour and their irritating puppy lived on the 41st floor of a 55 storey tower block, one of the hundreds of mighty social housing leviathans that made up Eura’s largest cities, accommodating populations the size of small to medium sized countries. They were not the finest places to live in the multiverse, but they were also far from the worst. Water ran, electricity remained constant, and all thanks to past generations high taxes – and the fact that God was still Euran.
But why were the hallway lights out?

‘Mike?’
She hoped her new “special friend” might come and help, but he was well and truly out of it. So she soldiered on to number 327, just down the hall, a few doors away.
She clunked her loose fist on the door several times.
No response…oh, wait.
‘…mornin’.’
‘Hi! Angela, lovely to see you’ Jade lied, ‘I just wonder if you could maybe get little Popper to, erm, pipe down? He’s being a bit loud again.’ She put on her bravest “I’m about to cry because life is that hard” smile in the hope of eliciting some sympathy - and a muzzle.
‘He has night terrors!’ Angela stuffily replied, useless as ever. ‘What do you want me to do? He’ll quiet down, just give it an hour.'
Give it an hour. Jade resisted the urge to pick the mutt up and cast him off the balcony of 327, down into the misty streets below.

No. That would be cruel. It wasn’t the fault of the poor little thing.
It was Angela she could live without. But for all her faults, the annoying neighbour had also noticed something was off.
‘Odd. No lights. Is there a power cut?’
‘We haven’t had one of those in ages. I don’t know. It just seems…’
Shadows emerged at the end of the corridor.
‘…like something is going on.’
From seemingly nowhere, the corridor filled up with uniformed men and women who had emerged in a large group from the lift. Most off them had a clear identifier stamped across their stab vests – “BM POLICE”. Brigham Metropolitan Police, that’s what that meant. The city wide police force who dealt with everything shy of serial killers and national crime to everything as little as petty theft and antisocial behaviour.

‘It’s the…rozzers?’
It wasn’t just “the rozzers”, because in the back came a man in a long coat with a chiselled grimace etched into his face, with two similarly shading looking figures in tow. They did not have clearly marked uniforms.
‘Uh oh.’ Bad vibes – that’s what the kids are saying these days, Jade thought.
She was right to be wary. These individuals were not standard beat coppers. They were feds. The Federal Police Service of Eura perhaps, or above them even, the Strategic Law Enforcement Agency – or maybe the frequently mythologised Office of State Intelligence, who seemed to be everywhere and nowhere to the average Euran. Depending on their point of view, of course.
It took her a moment to realise the lead BMP officer was carrying one of those special “door knocking” devices designed to cave in even the sturdiest of entrances.

‘POLICE! OPEN UP AND MAKE YOURSELF VISIBLE!’ they yelled as they clattered on the door, asking for a response that would never come. A few of the neighbours came to their doors but were being shooed back in to their flats. So were Jade and Angela, but they ignored the instruction.
When their patience expired the cops moved in. Down went the door, and into the flat they surged. There was a lot of shouting. Some plates could be heard crashing to the ground, scattering like glitter.
And of course Popper decided now was the best time to lose his shit.
A few minutes of chaos gave way to relative calm as the police captured whomever it was that they were looking for. Jade sighed and made her way back to her flat without comment – she didn’t care about the perp, they probably deserved what was coming to them after all. Jade only turned around and saw the suspect because, briefly, one of the lights flickered on again behind her.

It was a young man – no older than his mid-twenties – with bright blue eyes and a scruff of brown hair. He was quite attractive despite the handcuffs (maybe because of the handcuffs). The man barked something back at one of the uniformed coppers in another language, which to a Brighamite like Jade was obviously Mytanar, but to others might not be so obvious. The BMP officer ignored him, spinning him around to press him against a wall as they performed a search.
One of the feds came out and leaned against the wall next to the arrested man, as if they were pals on a night out.
‘Yeah, yeah, I get it. You’re pissed that you’ve been grabbed. Well, just imagine how your boss is going to feel when he finds out it happened in front of all these people, eh?’

As the fed said it, the suspect turned to look Jade in the eye and it was clear that, in a moment, he had gone from defiant to fearful.
‘No, wait – no, can’t you shut it all up? Please?’
‘We’ll see what we can do. It might be easier if you co-operate, see?’
‘Right’ he replied to the fed with a gulp audible from ten feet away, ‘yes sir, absolutely.’
‘Good man. Uniform, do the honours please?’
A shorter, female BMP officer came over with a beaming smile on her face – her first collar. ‘Leo Miletic! I am arresting you for the distribution and sale of prohibited substances. You do not have to say anything…’
The rest of the police spiel blurred out in Jade’s mind. She just couldn’t take her eyes off “Leo” as he stood there and accepted what was happening without a fight.

When it was all over, the BMP officers and a single fed went up and down the flats on the 41st floor, reassuring the residents and telling them to go back to bed. Eura might have suffered another horrid World Cup result tonight, against Cassadaigua this time, but everything else was fine. The weather was shit, the TV repetitive, and a drug dealer had been living next door – but you were born Euran and had a roof over your head, so be grateful and keep the noise down.
‘Ma’am?’
Jade was startled by the fed who had issued the threat to Leo. The fed had a softer face up close, but behind the eyes you could still tell he was 100% bastard.
‘Hi. What’s going on?’ She didn’t think to be more subtle. This wasn’t exactly an eventuality she had planned for.
‘Nothing to be concerned with, nothing at all, but I do want to apologise for the disturbance. I hope you’re reassured that we’re cracking down on all sorts of nonsense around here, at least.’

Jade was not reassured in the slightest. ‘That man’ she whispered, ‘was he like…a dealer? Or…I don’t know, something else?’
The fed turned his head to look back at Leo’s doorway, watching a couple of police go in and out with evidence bags. He chuckled to himself, shook his head as if he were telling himself off in advance, then turned back to her. ‘You know what ma’am? I’ll be very frank with you. I’m not sure if you follow the news, but – some chap went to meet his maker after acquiring some dodgy stuff. Your neighbour sold him that junk. Normally, the local jobsworths would be enough to deal with this kind of small time business, but you know – politics and all that. The dead man had rich friends.’
‘So, the government sends a few scary men in suits’, Jade muttered with disdain in response, ‘and then they can say it’s been dealt with. And then we go back to normal.’
‘Exactly!’ the fed replied, almost too pleased with himself for leading her down that road. ‘How very astute of you. Maybe you should get in to politics.’

The last BMP officer left the flat and locked it behind them, before sealing it with tape and a padlock. The fed realised it was time to go.
‘Anyway, you won’t be seeing us again, short of someone important being thrown out of one of these flats, so no need to worry on that front. The local lot can take it from here.’
He turned to leave…
…but then came back.
‘All that said, if you do want to tell us anything about your unfortunate pal a few doors down, then here’s a number.’ He slipped her a calling card and gave a not-so-sly wink. ‘Your country needs you. And so on.’
Jade finally got brave. ‘What did you mean when you said something to that guy about his boss? I think that’s what I heard. Why would you say that?’

The fed took his time to answer, before giving her another cryptic smile. ‘Its all rumours I suppose. These Mytanar chaps just have a habit of not being around anymore. You put two and two together…’ He looked at the floor as if he was doing some mental arithmetic. ‘It’s not hard to work out what might have happened. But…I’m speculating. Who knows. Not my job to worry about it. Maybe when these local peons can find out more, when they’ve finished taking parking tickets and playing social worker. I’d bet my mortgage they won’t. You stay safe, ma’am.’
The cops left and Jade returned to her flat. Mike lay unconscious in her bed, laid out by seven pints and a Euran World Cup defeat. She wasn’t sure which would be harder to sleep off. Or how she would sleep now as thoughts whirled through her head about just what might be going on in her community.
Fuck it she thought, climbing into bed and cuddling up to Mike. That’s a problem for tomorrow me to think about.
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United Federation of Eura - Sporting achievements
Champions: WC66, WC73, CR23, CR27, CR34, CoH 85, Market Cup I, Next Generation Trophy, Gold Medal (Mens Football) Olympics IX
Runner up: WC60, WC72, WC78, CR16, CR20, CR32, CR44, CoH51, COH79
Host: CR24, CR37, BoF60, CR Under 21's and Under 17's



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World Cup 92 GS MD1

Postby Squornshelan Remnant States » Wed Nov 02, 2022 8:46 pm

About as Well as could be Expected
Salwan Mynhier

It was a spirited effort from the Black-and-Reds, but just not enough. The team kept their composure and spirit after being played right off the pitch in the first half. Ludwig started things off right at the jump, receiving a pass in plenty of space and catching everyone in the Black-and-Reds' defense by surprise by shooting from nearly 30 yards out, a knuckling arc that dipped away from Shimski at the last moment. Crisisbless 1, Treason 0. He very nearly doubled his tally around 20 minutes later. Receiving a square ball from Hawk, he fired off a shot that Shimski got a hand to, but Nyberg's clearance was scuffed and fell to Riemann. Shimski, only just back to her feet and peering through a forest of bodies, couldn't react in time to the holding midfielder's driven finish. As if 2-0 down against one of the very best teams in the multiverse wasn't bad enough, Ludwig succeeded in finding his second before half time. He made a neat turn at the top of the box after receiving the ball with his back to goal, and held off Titov long enough to sweep the ball across the goalmouth just inside the bottom corner at the far post.

Groothuis made a pair of changes at the half, bringing on Bakken to help stabilize the back four, while also introducing Damnagoras to try to drive a bit more in the way of shot generation. Her team had only had one on target to that point. Her actions were rewarded almost immediately. While Damnagoras didn't feature directly in the play, they provided enough of a distraction for Winter with their constant motion off the ball to open up enough space for Fridtjofs to find the back of the net, slashing diagonally into the box to get on the end of Bondarov's ball forward. Unfortunately, the three goal lead was reestablished almost immediately. Had Hashemi not slipped and lost track of Schoss, the match might have taken a different course, with the Black-and-Reds holding momentum with 40 minutes left to chase a two goal lead. Instead, the Vanorian center mid had acres of space to work with, and made no mistake, curling the ball past Shimski. Fridtjofs again narrowed the lead in the 58th, but enough damage had been done to effectively put the match out of reach. Even after Titov's firm header brought the Black-and-Reds within one, and sent Groothuis scrambling to bring on as many attackers as possible, the result never really looked seriously in doubt. On paper, Hawk's goal in the 84th looks like the dagger, but the truth is team defense and excellent in possession made that goal all but inevitable for the Marauders. The Black-and-Reds only managed one more shot on frame after Titov's goal: a rather hopeful effort from Zazagan that was easily smothered by Helland.

The result, unsurprising though it may have been, not only ends the Black-and-Reds' 21-match unbeaten streak, but also leaves them in an early hole in a very challenging group. Flavovespia are next, followed by Squidroidia, with the Squids having taken the win from their match. To keep any hope of advancing to the knockouts alive, the SRS will need to get at least a win and a draw from those two matches, and depending on results elsewhere, even a pair of wins may not be enough, as the two-goal margin of defeat against Valanora might loom large against such close competition. The Black-and-Reds can do themselves a huge favor by beating Flavovespia next matchday, but would then be in a position of needing Rinaldi's side to get a result on Matchday 3 to be sure of advancement. One of these times though, the string of 3-point Group Stage exits has to end though, doesn't it?

Valanora - 5
Squornshelan Remnant States - 3

Goals:
VAL: Ludwig 2, 36, Riemann 23, Schoss 51, Hawk 84
SRS: Frditjofs 49, 58, Titov 78

Lineup:
SRS: Shimski; Nyberg (Bakken 46'), W. Harkhan, Titov, Halfariani (Ditou 80'); Tabur (Damnagoras 46'), Hashemi; Bondarov, Zazagan (Ness 85'), Yonte; Fridtjofs (Petrov 80')


Schedule and Results
FRND: SRS 0-0 DRK @ Ripper Stadium (cap. 40,000), Constantinople, New Gesem
FRND: SRS 1-2 CBP @ Ripper Stadium (cap. 40,000), Constantinople, New Gesem

MD01: RAN 2-1 SRS @ Smith Field (cap. 19,050), Richardson, RAN
MD02: SRS 3-2 SCO @ Radlov Arena (cap. 76,800), Brantisvogan, Megabrantis, SRS
MD03: YZH 3-3 SRS @ TBA
MD04: SRS 0-0 PYA @ Black Raven Field (cap. TBA), Yassaca, Sivolvia, SRS
MD05: BRP 3-3 SRS @ TBA
MD06: SRS 4-3 TLI @ Castle Street (cap. 57,300), Jaglan, Algolia, SRS
MD07: KAN 0-1 SRS @ Empress Masumi Stadium (cap. 90,000), Tenkyo, KAN
MD08: BYE
MD09: SRS 1-0 BGJ @ Synesoft Arena (cap. 46,950), Syneca, Sivolvia, SRS
MD10: NSV 3-5 SRS @ Tiên Sơn Stadium, Đà Nẵng, NSV
MD11: SRS 2-2 SRG @ Chernov Stadium (cap. 57,600), Viltvodle Megabrantis, SRS
MD12: SRS 0-0 RAN @ Raftel Park (cap. 59,870), Chalesm, Megabrantis, SRS
MD13: SCO 3-3 SRS @ SuperNerd Wants To Fight Video Game And Computer Store Stadium, (cap. 42,000), Riverview, SCO
MD14: SRS 3-3 YZH @ Slavnareczpospolitastadion (cap. 61,230), Lublova, Molvania, SRS
MD15: PYA 1-5 SRS @ TBA
MD16: SRS 4-1 BRP @ New Rudlit Arena (cap. 31,200), Rudlit, West Flania, SRS
MD17: TLI 0-1 SRS @ LTI Stadium (cap. 75,000), Montfort, TLI
MD18: SRS 2-2 KAN @ Vogsphere Arena (cap. 90,000), Vogsphere, Isle of Squornshelous, SRS
MD19: BYE
MD20: BGJ 1-4 SRS @ TBA
MD21: SRS 2-1 NSV @ Ralph Wilson Memorial Stadium (cap. 48,700), Han Dold City, Han Dold, SRS
MD22: SRG 1-2 SRS @ Estadio Generalissimo Joaqín Delgado (cap. 108,879), Soluca, SRG

PO01: AUD 0-1 SRS @ TBA
PO02: SRS 3-0 AUD @ Albrechtsson Park (cap. 65,400), Damogran, Algolia, SRS
GS01: VAL 5-3 SRS @ Fairleigh Field (cap. 25,000), Farleigh-Warburton, ETM
GS02: SRS v FVA @ Sailor's Stadium, Port Grenville, ETM
GS03: SRS v SQR @ Northcote Oval (cap. 75,000), Prescott, ETM
The Confederacy of Squornshelan Remnant States
Successor State to the Imperium of Squornshelous
World Cup 31 Champions
AOCAF Cup 69 Champions
ARC 1 Champions
World Cup:
2nd: 15, 38
3rd: 20, 25
SF: 18, 27
QF: 5, 11, 12, 22, 30, 32, 33, 34, 40
Ro16: 6, 7, 9, 16, 21, 23, 24, 28, 36, 37, 39, 90, 93
Group Stage: 8, 10, 13, 17, 19, 26, 29, 35, 41, 88, 91, 92, 94
DNQ: 14, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 89, 95
Cup of Harmony:
QF: 6, 73, 75, 81
Ro16: 74
Ro32: 79
Group Stage: 76, 77, 87
Regional:
2nd: AOCAF65
3rd: IAC8, AOCAF67, AOCAF68
QF: IAC10, IAC13, AOCAF66, AOCAF70
2nd Round: IAC6, IAC7, IAC12
1st Round: IAC9, IAC11
Other:
BoF68 QF

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Postby Chromatika » Wed Nov 02, 2022 9:47 pm

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ROSTER

World Cup Proper MD1: (1) Turori 3-0 (30) Chromatika
Goals: None.
Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Fillar, J. (C); Ansov - de Aea - Anbient; Fillar, G.- Zuniga - Hauser - Fillar, E.; Kuznetsov; Killian - Xuen-Zhukov.
Substitutes: Coulibaly -> Ansov (56'), Kruetzberg -> Fillar, G. (62'), Larriet-Cortes -> Zuniga (62'), Delaya -> Killian (71'), Ighv -> Fillar, E. (71')

WC Proper MD2 vs. (20) Eura
Predicted Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Fillar, J. (C); Ansov - de Aea - Anbient; Fillar, G.- Zuniga - Hauser - Fillar, E.; Kuznetsov; Killian - Xuen-Zhukov.
Reserves: GK Kathie Begley, GK Lorée Bautista, DCR Ami Coulibaly, DC Klavida Régine, DC Gwina Ansoll, DCL Ipati Aimée, DCL Cylie Nodis, WBR Emilie Kruetzberg, WBL Ha'nei Ighv, WBL Manda Iara, BWM Kaia Larriet-Cortes, AP Baillaire Fillar, AM Alissar Phoen, SS Kara Oveni, CF Candice Delaya

The Third Chromatik Premier Election

Election Preview

District Commissioner Preview: Keira Andisori, Judon Ehrlinger Favorites to Repeat

Yes, there are two District Commissioner spots up for grabs at the same year as the Premiership, but they are two of the most stable Districts out there for the Rainbow Party. Keira Andisori has an overwhelming approval rate in the country's Capital - even those who are New Light Party members like her - and her opponent in the New Light Party, one Patty Rowan, is a bit of an eccentric character who got her shot at Keira due to her seniority. The New Light Party in the Capital District almost want Rowan to lose so that when Andisori runs out of term limits - this will be her second and final term as Capital District Commissioner, per Chromatik law - they can have someone else ready to take her place after she loses. Andisori is expected to get more than three-fourths of the votes and cruise as she continues to build up her resume in Chromatik politics.

In the Mountain District, Judon Ehrlinger has done a great job navigating the diverse landscape of the different cities. Z'ai'ai leans NLP, Ming is an Independent stronghold, and Umbar belongs to the Rainbow District; the rest of the District that isn't part of a big city, though, does side with the Rainbow Party. This is also Ehrlinger's second time going for the District Commissioner role, and he actually has his biggest opponent in his own party - there was talks up to the eleventh hour that the Rainbow Party may select Ezekiel Bramos to run for the Commissioner spot instead. Bramos ceded his spot to Ehrlinger, choosing to run for a Chamber of the Legislature spot instead, and Ehrlinger is now taking on his opponent, Wei Xulai of the New Light Party. Xulai, only thirty-eight, has shot up the ranks of the NLP due to her abilities as a speaker and as a fierce debater, but she lacks the experience of Ehrlinger and the fact that the NLP is mostly concentrated in the District around the big city of Z'ai'ai. Expect a more closer election here, but for Ehrlinger to prevail as the Rainbow Party holds on to a 4:3 lead over the New Light Party in terms of District/Island Commissioners.

Chambers of the Legislature: Special Expansion Election Draws Attention

Two years ago, a General Referendum to the Chromatik public was passed with a 99.3% approval rate to expand the Chambers of the Legislature, Chromatika's legislative branch of the government, from 81 seats to 243. As soon as it was passed, the Keri Wyse Aart administration came up with two proposals to take to the public: The first was to gradually roll out the new seats, adding 32 seats on the first, third, and fifth years and 33 seats on the second and fourth years. This came with the issue of trying to determine which parts of the country got the additional seats first, but was considered to be the most organic way to grow. The second option was to have all 162 additional seats elected at once along with the 16 that are elected at the same year of the Premiership election, with the caveat that the representatives understand that a fifth of them would face reelection in a year, another fifth in two years, and so forth - with only 20 of them getting all five years.

After due deliberation and vote, the Chromatik public voted 61.4% in favor of option two. Therefore, all one hundred and sixty-two additional seats will be voted on at the same time, along with the sixteen seats up for reelection. The Chromatik government's Expansion Committee has put together an elaborate plan to make sure that each region of Chromatika will face the same impact of the seats that will be up for reelection in less than five years, and the government has decreed that for any Representative that doesn't serve at least three years before they have to run for reelection, their term will not count toward the term limit of three terms for the Chambers of the Legislature and that they will not have to go through a primary, provided that the leadership of the party agrees.

This decision by the Chromatik public, along with the fact that legislative districts are being split into smaller zones - some of them have been split into as many as six - has made this a fascinating election season to try to predict what will happen in the expanded chambers.

After the split of the Rainbow Party into the Rainbow Party and the New Light Party, the Chambers of the Legislature had 29 seats occupied by the Rainbow Party, 28 by the New Light Party, 14 by the Traditionalists, 7 by the Red Party, and 3 by the Independents. After the Traditionalist Party dissolved, their party's seats were taken up equally by the Rainbow Party and the New Light Party, to arrive at the total of 34 RP, 33 NLP, 7 Red, and 3 Independents. Of the sixteen seats up for reelection from the existing Chamber, eight of them are of the Rainbow Party.

All popular models suggest that the growing of the Red Party and the emergence of the Spade Party will result in not one party gaining more than half the seats in the Chambers of the Legislature, meaning that there will have to be a coalition to get anything done. The New Light Party is expected to get the most seats, with the Rainbow Party, the Spade Party, the Red Party, and Independents behind them in that order. This would be the first time that another Party than the Rainbow Party would have control of the Chromatik Chambers of the Legislature, though it would also depend on just how many allies are needed to get that simple majority needed to push bills up to the Premier.

Chromatika has spoken,a nd it's time to get the people what they want - additional representation. The political outlook of the country remains in question.

Premier Election: Finnja Kornhäusel Refuses to Endorse Li; Chromatika Looks Abroad for Endorsements

With time running short before the Premiership Election, the first one in which Chromatika will elect someone that didn't participate in the Rainbow Revolution as a founding member or is a family member of the Anomalies, Finnja Kornhäusel shocked the Chromatik political world by refusing to endorse Li Xiyiang, the Rainbow Party's candidate for the Premiership.

"It would be against my better conscience to do so," the Kotzellach-Chromatik spoke from her residence in Myana, Myana Island, "My supporters can vote for him along party lines if they want to, but I trust that they'll be able to make their own decisions needed based on the candidates available. I will not ask you to vote for anyone in particular - there are different candidates pushing different ideas. You trusted me to represent yours, but I, unfortunately, did not make it. Now, it's up to you to choose which candidate you think will represent your ideas the best."

Experts predict that the majority of Finnja's voter base will stick to Li, though some will likely defect to Hélène Embroise, or even the likes of Svyatopolk Tkacho and Mariola Lemańska. The fact that the impact of Kornhäusel's actions cannot be fully determined throws a wrench into the Rainbow Party's plans, as without the majority of Kornhäusel's voters, there is a chance that Li will in fact lose out to Hélène Embroise. In fact, three of five major models now project a Li Xiyiang win, but two say that Embroise will prevail; the difference between the models lie in assumptions about what Kornhäusel's voters will do.

"It is massively disappointing that Kornhäusel would do this," commented Professor Maria de Angelo, an adjunct professor of political science at Southern Chromatik University and an avid Li Xiyiang supporter, "She is gambling away a lot of goodwill within her party by pitting her voters against the party. If the Rainbow Party loses the Premiership, she'll have a lot of the blame. It really doesn't make sense why she's chosen to do this, but the dice have been cast."

On election night, voting is to be closed at 7:00 PM Chromatik Standard Time, with last ballots cast then. Results are expected to trickle in throughout the country, with most of the small towns done counting by 8:30, and some of the bigger cities taking all the way up till 11:00 as necessary. With Chromatik politics not really being divided between rural vs. urban, it is impossible to predict just when enough votes will have been counted to declare a winner, especially with the way that Chromatika votes in a Direct Democracy, but in a Preferential Voting system.

The most volatile election in Chromatik history beckons, and as it does, different candidates are hoping for endorsements from foreign allies that could sway the voters that still haven't made up their mind.

"The impact of our allies - especially Banija and Quebec and Shingoryeo - cannot be understated," remarked Professor de Angelo, "As campaigning nears its end, these endorsements can change the businesses that support each candidate, which can in turn impact the election itself. Thankfully, Chromatika is very insulated and will not bow to a foreign country's whim, but it helps to have friends."

All of it is starting to head to the culmination of it all, with an uncertain, but an exciting, end in sight.
World Cup 92 Qualifying, Part 11: From the Depths


When you lose in a game of football, you can often times figure out why the loss happened. There are instances where you fell short because you didn't give it a hundred percent, when you made the crucial error or ran out of gas at the end of the game. Sometimes, the officiating is against you, and a call doesn't go your way. Those ones suck. Other times, a single player on the other team, or a single key player of yours, makes that one play that changes the course of the game, which completely decides the outcome. Those can be fascinating, and often times, memorable.

However, there are those times when you lose and you know that there is nothing more you could've done. The opposition were just better than you, and you didn't have the creativity, the flair, or the finesse to outmaneuver them on that day. When your opposition is the #1 team in the world - that had to actually survive through the playoffs to get here, and therefore want to remind the world why they are the #1 team in the world, and absolutely fit to be feared - you're bound to get unlucky sometimes and just happen to be the fourth seed in their way to be the warmup game before they face tougher opposition.

Chromatika couldn't get anything going against Turori. The Anomalies possessed the ball only 31% of the time, had nine shots - two of them on goal - and, in the most telling stat of the game, only managed to have five corner kick chances. Turori controlled the ball, Turori controlled the flow of the game, and though Juxon Fillar tried his hardest to keep his net clean, he was lucky to have only conceded three goals. For a squad that had been flying high after winning their last four games without conceding a goal, coming off of two wins by scores of three-nil to qualify to the World Cup for the first time in three cycles, it was a brutal crash back to earth reminding them that they still had a long way to go.

"It's absolutely humbling," admitted Juxon Fillar after the match, "The Eels were just better than us on the day, and we couldn't match up to their class or their mettle. However, we don't have time to dawdle. We need to regroup and get ready for the Eura match, or this World Cup will be over before we know it."

Chromatika's next opponent, to be played at the Hamilton Multi-Purpose Venue, will be Eura. Chromatika is 2-0-6 all time against Eura, including two defeats in the nightmare qualifying campaign in World Cup 85 where the Anomalies didn't even reach the World Cup Qualifying Playoffs. A number of Chromatiks play in the Gold League in Eura, while a number of Eurans play in the Red League in Chromatika. For the likes of Henri de Aea, Haley Hauser, Hank Killian, Cadice Delaya, Owen James, Taron Matthews, and Sophie Singh, the match will see them face against some very familiar faces. Eura lost to Rushmori rivals Cassadaigua 0-1 to open their campaign, meaning that this will in a sense act as a knockout game for both sides. Barring a draw between Turori and Cassadaigua or a draw here, the loser of this match will see themselves eliminated from the World Cup with a match remaining.

"They're a very well-coached, well-structured team," commented Haley Hauser of the Euran squad, "They have such composure and intensity in their play, and don't let up through the entirety of the match. It's going to be a war - both of us are going to be desperate to get that win. We'll have to show that we just want it more than them."

The last time Chromatika was in the World Cup Proper, in World Cup 89, they lost 1-2 to Eura to open up the Group Stage in a campaign that saw them get a single draw; if the Anomalies lose here, they'll fall short of any possible scenario of advancing in the World Cup, while falling to the potential of possibly not scoring any points in the World Cup Group Stage.

"We've come too far to go back empty-handed," added Hauser, "Way too far."

Lev Repin has done everything the country asked of him in his first cycle - to lead them back to the promised land, rejuvenated by a new young star in Lavrentiy Xuen-Zhukov. Is this where Chromatika's run ends?
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Postby Farfadillis » Thu Nov 03, 2022 12:21 am

The players entered the dressing room one by one. Most of them were furious with the result. They'd made the effort to go 2—0 up, fuck it up by somehow going down, turned it around anyway because they were goddamn Farfadillis, and Ecésar, the idiot, had gone and gotten himself sent off after being played like a fiddle. Ecésar himself was sitting on one of the benches as the players were pouring in. Some respectfully didn't say anything. The quiet types and the very friendly types. Yonatoño didn't say a peep, for example; neither did Röémün or Jáánsêlà.

"What are you, Banijan?" Çí Xôrí, the captain, was the first to address the defender directly. "Play who knows how many seasons in the S-FPL and you're still dumb as a Banijan, falling for a trick like that?" Çí Xôrí shouted angrily, as he approached the Ferdullaelan and looked him in the eye. Despite being a center-back, Ecésar, who'd stood up to meet his captain's gaze, was actually slightly shorter. "I bet he even said he fucked your momma." He pointed out with a mocking tone.

"Imbecile!" Rigozsoldos shouted from across the room immediately after. Boissonade and de la Garza perked up, understandably. "You could've at dived. Buy some time, cause confusion. You stood petrified like the fucking statue you are. That Svante guy left you standing just like that on the first goal, too."

Ecésar just stood there, taking the abuse, and his teammates kept flinging at him: "Ferdullaelan piece of shit", Alxíkí shouted. "I actually, unironically, did fuck your mother, by the way", Çêwé seemed to very sincerely add, "you Ferdullaelans are all the same rat-fucking pieces of shit," Alxíkí continued, "Faroleran lapdogs. Did Alex tell you to throw the game? Does the dear leader not want a mostly-Rulandese team doing well?" Alxíkí's tirade was unsurprising; he'd come through a club that was literally a front for a Rulandese revolutionary movement. "She's actually got this birthmark on her left butt cheek, it kinda looks like a cloud, I guess," Çêwé rather distractedly added. "You're not gonna say anything because you're a fucking pussy," Çí Xôrí correctly noted before punching him in the face. "There, I feel better," the captain added. Farfadillis had had better, more diplomatic captains in times of yore.

Lele Manguele, like any good manager, was quietly assessing the situation, watching it unfold. Any misstep could be fatal. Literally so, he suspected. Maybe taking up the Farfadillis NT job as a Ferdullaelan during times of unprecedented ethnic tension had not been a Good idea. The best he could do now, he figured, was let the shit hit the fan and embrace it. He started clapping amidst the silence that Çí Xôrí's punch had left in its wake. "Bravo!" He exclaimed not sincerely, but not quite sarcastically, either. He walked towards Ecésar, approached him, managed to work up the bravado to gently move Çí Xôrí aside, then put his arm around the battered defender. "Aixenxó," he shouted, facing the young winger, "you're Ferdullaelan too, come congratulate your brother-in-arms for a job well done!" Aixenxó tilted his head, utterly confused.

You could've heard a pin drop at that moment. Lele had them sort of, kind of, not extremely far from where he wanted them, so he pounced on the opportunity. He faced everyone in the squad and continued talking. "Our esteemed Ferdullaelan infiltrator here did exactly as he'd been instructed by some secret Ferdullaelan or maybe Faroleran terrorist cell, and you all fell for it," he triumphantly announced, in a tone that was the equivalent of hitting someone with a giant sign saying 'read between the lines of what I'm saying', "how embarrassing and/or suspicious for him to have slipped through my radar. Fortunately, it won't happen again, right, guys? We didn't drop two points here because we played like fucking shit against some no-namers. No, we were infiltrated, and the rest of the teams in the World Cup should still think we can bring something to the table every game because we're a World Class team and we can win the fucking World Cup, am I right?" He shouted. The smarter players nodded along, regardless of nationality. The dumber players looked completely puzzled. Lele made a mental note; he'd have to clarify things to them in private at a later time. "Now I'm about to head to the conference room, and announce this ploy to the whole Multiverse, ok? And you all will sit still, stop punching each other, and reflect over how the fuck you 'let a traitorous Ferdullaelan slip through the cracks' and how it was so devastating that we conceded four fucking goals over it." Even Çí Xôrí was quietly nodding by this point.

"Crisis averted," he thought to himself. He was managing to work his two jobs simultaneously: stoke ethnic tension for Alex Terán and also keep the team more-or-less together. The scandal over Ecésar's supposed insurrection would shield the team from most of the very warranted criticism. With some luck, they'd take this hand he'd extended them and turn up for the next two-to-six games. His hand still over Ecésar's shoulder, he nodded towards the door while facing him, and they started making their way to the conference room.

"Uhhh, gaffer," Ecésar interjected once they were finally alone.

"Yeah."

"It sounds like I'm fucked."

"You've always had a knack for reading the game, Ecésar. Kudos for that." Manguele responded, not even glancing sideways towards the man he was about to, maybe, sentence to death by mob on public television.
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WC92 MD1 v. Quebec

Postby Vilita » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:51 am

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Rotropii's Rebels Rocket to Radiating Victory over Rivals


World Cup 92 Matchday 1, Lunar Park, Seraai, Vilita :: Having not played an extension tour of friendly matches prior to the World Cup 92 Finals, there were numerous unknowns to the public regarding the Vilita National Team side that would hit the field on the opening matchday of competition at Lunar Park in Seraai. Of course, for head coach Endur Rotropii, those were less of a concern as Rotropii had been with the team at the remote Rebel Base in the Old Tivali Jungle preparing extensively for this moment.

While it was perhaps not a surprise to see Arcticala Inlet's Zelkki Milake Jr. wearing the gloves as starting goalkeeper over the much less experienced Rebel Trainee Altirii Touiniki, other "old regime" players such as Eura-based attacker Clarana Refiami had done enough during the time at Rebel Base to earn a starting position as the Jungle Rebels squared off against the Independent Athletes from Quebec on the opening matchday.

Having recently hosted the World Cup 90 Final, Lunar Park was top of the line as far as venues go. It's amenities had been boosted by the modern-era success of long-time tenant's Eastal Lunar in the Vilitan Stellar Division, having transitions from one of the most successful teams to have never won the top flight of the Vilitan League into simply one of the most successful teams in the Vilitan League. Even still, in the end Footsport is about entertainment to the fans and it wasn't just winning that kept fans attending matches at Lunar Park but the proximity to the Vilitan Cove's largest spaceports with frequent rocket launches in general - but always at least one tied to a major event. There have been odd start times for matches at Lunar Park for the purpose of coinciding with a Rocket Launch window while on the flip side, entire space research missions have been planned surrounding specific launch window availabilities - such was the case for the opening matchday of the World Cup 92 Finals where scientists were given an approximate time range for the half time rocket launch and given an opportunity to attach any experiment or sensor they thought could be useful to collect data from in that window.

As the match kicked off it would have been difficult to tell that Rotropii's Rebels had not played a top tier competitive international matchup yet in the cycle. The Rebels were holding their own possession wise matching their Quebecois opponents step for step as the two sides equally traded attacking chances. It appeared as if the match was headed to the half-time break scoreless until Antiviv Davaflei stunned Quebecois goalkeeper Sandra Middleton with a back-heel shot carrying the pace and direction of a ball kicked with purpose and vision from the proper side of the boot. The ball just out of the Brinemouth goalkeepers reach, the majority of the 129,000+ in attendance exploded in cheers to actually have the opportunity to see their team score a goal at home in the World Cup Finals.

The late goal set up for an above-level atmosphere through the extended half-time period as the space launch technicians slipped the scheduled Rocket Launch by 4 minutes after having had to temporarily pause the countdown at T-3 minutes. Things were resolved relatively quickly however and the Launch lit up the sky much to the fans delight making for a typically picturesque view at Lunar Park. As the rocket made its way up up and toward its destination, the large video screen at Lunar Park began to talk about some of the experiments and sensors that were included on the Rocket. Perhaps one of the most interesting was a Radiation Detection sensor that scientists hoped to use to track latent levels of radiation more consistently throughout Vilita's main Island. Due to its central location in Atlantian Oceania, little more than a body of water separates Vilita from major cites of Nuclear catastrophe such as Sorthern Northland and the Glassed land of Tachbe. While each event was dealt with in its own way - much of Sorthern Northland is now inhabitable by simple cell organisms and inhabitants of effected areas in Vilita relocated to the Exile city of Irottea, ongoing radiation monitoring programs had been limited as a policy of "No one really likes bad news" was eventually enacted when dealing with the events.

After the overview of experiments it was back to the match where Endur Rotropii had made one change to the Vilitan side bringing on Marine Coast United youngster Mikele Alasita to make their Vilita National Team debut in place of Narri Sebapilo. Alasita was a trainee of Endur Rotropii at the Ramzi Academy in Crosaibi before Rotropii set up the Rebel Academy in the Old Tivali Jungle. Alasita's existing relationship with Rotropii coupled with their key role in leading Marine Coast United to the 70th Vilitan Stellar Division Title, and contributing role to the Vilitan Union's Olympic Gold Medal triumph led to the youngster getting perhaps a surprise but also a deserved run out with the team at the World Cup Finals.

Alasita was impressive enough to not put a wrong foot forward in the second half as the Vilitan National Team continued to look more and more comfortable as the match wore on. Ultimately it was a good thing there was a rocket launch at half time as that would be the bulk of the excitement in Seraai for the remainder of the day. As a Former National Team defender, Rotropii's tactics for the Vilitan National Team were about as defensive as the team had seen in many generations and the Quebecois opposition were struggling to find a quality shot late in the game. Rotropii slowed the game down a bit with substitutions bringing on Treasvo Tlikara and Riku Kasslin but opted not to dive down into the technically allowable to sometimes frowned upon 4th and 5th substitution. Either way, the Jungle Rebels would hold on with Davaflei's first half goal being the difference in the match as the Vilitan National Team picked up its first World Cup Finals victory on home soil in the modern era.

Next up for the Vilitan National Team would be a short trip back to Alikki-Corra and the Tivali National Stadium, historical home to the Vilitan National Team, home to the Vilitan National Team hall of fame and copies of each major internationstatal Trophy the Vilitan national Team had won. Their opponent at the Tivali Ring Stadium would be one they knew very well: Savojarna. The one team the Vilitan National Team had played more than any other over the prior fifteen cycles. The two sides met most recently during the 81st Cup of Harmony when the Vilitans were among the favorites to win the tournament but instead crashed out early largely due to a 1-3 group stage defeat to rivals Savojarna. A handful of players remain on the Vilitan National Team from that defeat including goalkeeper Zelkki Milake Jr. and it will certainly be fresh on their minds as they look to turn the tables and take back the all-time series with their most rivalrous of Rushmori Foes.

 Vilita 1 - 0 Independent Athletes from Quebec	
Vilita Goals: :: 42' Antiviv Davaflei
Stats :: Vilita :: Possession: 52%:: Shots: 4:: Corners: 5 :: Independent Athletes from Quebec :: Possession: 48%:: Shots: 3:: Corners: 5
Vilita Lineup :: Zelkki Milake Jr., Awukchu L’bakka, Narri Sebapilo (Mikele Alasita 45'), Kunala Jyvaiij, Riku Kasslin, Trezisi Rokopolis, Jakku’u Naboyavi (Riku Kasslin 69'), Fyin Miateal, Clarana Refiami, Antiviv Davaflei, Kunaro Tlikara (Treasvo Tlikara 67')
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Postby Independent Athletes from Quebec » Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:12 am

WORLD CUP 92 – GROUP A MATCHDAY 1: Vilita 1-0 Independent Athletes from Quebec
Scorer: lul
Lineup: S. Middleton (C); H. Kim - Mattern-Soh - Cizeron; Nianzou Jr. ('60 Ukaleq) - Dyxkeson ('76 Morin-Antonoff) - Wawanolett - Miller; Babin ('71 M. Bouck); Woodcarver ('76 Enrico) - Huitema-Omeasoo ('87 Hong)

Expected Starting XI vs Ko-oren (2-3-2-3): L. Shim; Cizeron - H. Kim; Ukaleq - Morin-Antonoff - Miller; Wawanolett; E. Kweon - Babin - Woodcarver; Hanson-Conavacio

Dr. Heo and the Portal of Madness

PART 15 - Untitled


The Narrator would not dwell on his feelings and make exceptions towards the avoidance of using the first-person ‘I’, even on the storylines where those would merit a more faithful delivery, but would certainly mention Jang Joon-Gweon’s incoming power discovery moment…

As Dr. Heo stepped out of the museum, overseeing what would have been a beautiful harbour of Perce, he heard Jang Joon-Gweon shout right from behind.

‘Sir, you know this city right?’ He asked from some position away. Normally there would be some sort of distance established between the two, even without acknowledging the awkwardness of their position and age. Dr. Heo, after all, was shorter and had aged way past his age, but had retained the looks of a man in his twenties who once looked poised to conquer the world on his own merits.

‘Do I?’ Dr. Heo asked, before nodding and then looking back at him. ‘Yes, I have spent many months here, so I would know there’s one spot where a creature, if they were truly summoned by the Higher Above, would make themselves appear.’ said he, staring back at him. Even with the inner rotting of his personal core, he was still in a relatively stable enough of the state of body and mind. His dark hair was starting to turn into bald and light grey at the same time, while his eyes sparkled with fake notions of confidence. His smile, almost as if trying to bring forth a false sense of confidence to his otherwise-ennerved self, would show.

‘Would it be the port?’ Joon-Gweon asked, not wanting to waste any moment with it.

‘Yes.’ was Dr. Heo’s sole response. Now noticing that they had to make a turn, Dr. Heo looked left and started to turn to the hilly, mountainside road to the city’s Old Port.

As Joon-Gweon followed him, he immediately noticed the light, blue-ish glow on Dr. Heo’s left hand- never before had Joon-Gweon, whose mind had seen other kinds of kinetic or transportation magic, seen someone activate and command words into something palpable, and to bring life to them when put together in sequences.

While Joon-Gweon, who himself had yet to actualise his own, did not say a word about it yet, a tiny sense of delight was felt upon the glow that was apparent on the Professor’s hands.

Perhaps…if I could use that. He thought, as the brief flash of an idea went past his mind. As they took a couple of steps forward, Joon-Gweon stopped and turned to look back at the harbour. ‘Good sir, do you see the harbour? Can you see anything on the water or not at all?’ He asked.

‘None,’ Dr. Heo responded.

‘I think I have a plan, but listen to me carefully because I think I may or may not have figured out the way for both of us to enter it,’ Joon-Gweon said assertively as Dr. Heo looked back at him. Unlike just seconds ago, however, the Professor could feel something entirely different with the way Joon-Gweon looked at him, and had a hinge that there was something more firm, otherworldly than what the sixth-former would have proposed earlier.

‘Go on, I’ll have a look back at this town and let you carry me into it.’ Dr. Heo answered, as he slightly moved to the nearest handrail. Dr. Heo looked and saw, from about two to three kilometres away, a hilly, bustling Downtown dotted with countless ugly, concrete buildings of warmer colours - and the differences from the normal Perce harbour he could not exactly tell.

‘Bring it on, throw me a line of your choice.‘ asked Dr. Heo, the professor who loved reciting lines of long-dead modernist poets whose times or promise and hope, unfortunately, had coincided with that of the grim, war-ridden reality, a century ago.

So far in the view, it all seemed to Dr. Heo that something unusual, one that had brought Isabel, Hannah and this young man - was his name Joon-Gweon? Joon-Whan? Joong-Geon? - together, would not appear right at the spot. If anything, all that would keep this place in a vibrant sway of tension would likely depend on the energy source that, whether finite or eternal, had something to do with what he knew of the High Spirituals and while not yet to his knowledge, the abilities of ‘The Creator’.

One of the most ancient cities of this country would have something like this, yes, thought he, not looking back at Joon-Gweon as the younger man tried to figure out what poem, or a song lyric, would come handy to get Dr. Heo to react to it. There was a sudden rise of desire that came with him, as these thoughts sank into his head, with Dr. Heo, for once the blind one in this discourse, suddenly longing to fly away, from the earthly, outer state of Quebec & Shingoryeo, to its inner, spiritual state far and beyond.

Joon-Gweon opened his mouth, answering to him first few lines of the opening stanza from ‘The Hollow Men’ by T.S. Eliot:

’We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless,’


’T.S. Eliot’s The Hollow Men?’ Dr. Heo asked in satisfaction of a good starter of the exchange, without noticing much of the oddities happening. ‘Then why not continue the rest of it?’

’Because I’m about to continue it with a song, that of Jeanne-Lucie Apollinaire, that I would hear now and then on the radio.’ answered Joon-Gweon, ‘The indies of now would listen to Plongeon, but those of your time would listen to Apollinaire right?’

Dr. Heo then looked to the right and saw the usually quieter, western end of the Port and thus the harbour. ‘Yes, I was a huge Apollinaire fan. Was back then, I still am.’ answered Dr. Heo. After squinting for a few seconds, he lifted his eyes back into the bridge. ‘

The veil dissipated briefly, showing a clear image, and he would be back to the world of the non-seers. But all that briefly stood beyond the veil appeared clear and dangerous, fully formed and immense, perhaps to the point of danger for all. The rain that had covered the average man’s world did not affect the light, blue shrouds of the day on the other side of the veil, and could not calm the monstrous sight standing over the burning bridge that, if this were to continue for too long, would collapse.

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It was now Dr. Heo’s turn to open his mouth, as he recited the starting lines of Jeanne-Lucie Apollinaire's 2017 song 'A Sea of Nothing', dreaming of the days when he would eventually rejoin his long-deceased wife Maureen on the other side:


But what the Professor couldn’t see Joon-Gweon was able to notice. By the moving dots of the pedestrians and their cars who were trying to escape the damaged roads, Joon-Gweon could see the people trying to run away from the sight of the monster’s appearance, fleeing into the resort of the outer stretches of the town from the gigantic, mysterious monster that emitted all forms of light and fire into all directions its eyes have met. Loud honks, quiet screams, and even quieter footsteps were heard at various spots across the harbour as they sought ought to hide and away from the attention of the ‘Sea Monster’, who was really a not-Godzilla that was conveniently placed for the narrative sake by the Creator.

He would follow it up in response by singing the subsequent chorus, one that he had once written an A-Level essay back in his eleventh year. Back in those times, he had thought of it as a mere exercise that would be more than enough to draw the attention of his English teacher, an indie-loving man with exquisite taste of his own. While the paper had ended up a pitiful one by his standards, propelled to the median by the means of procrastination, the song would eventually come to catch his mind and settle in it, as a reminder.

He lifted his left hand up in the air, his grip resembling that of a conductor:

’ There's a ghost upon the moor tonight
Now it's in our house
When you walked into the room just then
It's like the sun came out


No applause followed, or at least any that had needed attention outside of this party of two, however, for there appeared the apparition of two women. Standing confidently and with a sense of wartime strategy in their eyes, the women stood on top of an overlapped layer of piano keys, that was propped up by smaller pillars of water jets from the water. ‘Now, now, so it looks like you and I will have to find a way there,’ Joon-Gweon bowed lightly, almost in a mocking manner, as he looked at Dr. Heo. ‘Now will you tell me what’s on your mind right now, good sir.’ He asked.

Dr. Heo looked around, unsure of what to say to the younger man. I have so many, but if he’s trying to gauge something out of me….and I want to gauge something out of him. The professor struggled to say it, swaying back and forth with both hands in his suit pockets - one step to the left, one step to the right - without looking at him.

Eventually, he would figure out, as Dr. Heo would also take out his left, glowing hand. He would shake his wrists twice, once in a clockwise direction and then a counter-clockwise direction the other time, took a deep breath, and sang the pre-chorus:

’You, It's you and me.’


As Joon-Gweon heard the lines, he would notice how dozens of people stopped running away, stopping and pointing up at the sight of the fight between the Sea Monster, and Hannah and Isabel.

The waves continued to crash back and forth, hitting the pier with ferocity, as the people continued to move away from the shore and into the markets, the smaller buildings and if possible the mountains that had served as a backscreen to it all. Back and forth Joon-Gweon would see the Sea Monster blast a nearby ship out of the way with their arms, only to be stopped by the deflection of the fire.

Wow. thought he, ignoring that for every ship or objective Hannah could save, there would be two of the equivalents that she was unable to prevent, and that Isabel, whose abilities did not involve altering matters [her abilities will come in handy very soon, but not for this situation. Keep an eye on this for future -e.d.-], could not save. They, following the parabolic trajectory and the laws of gravity, would crash and break apart upon impact. Screams and rushes would follow for those not witnessing the duel.

As Joon-Gweon continued to witness, Dr. Heo took a deep breath once more, and followed it up with the famed chorus of the RL-verse song, ‘Running Up That Hill’ by Kate Bush. First released to the public seventy years ago - it was released in 1985 RL-verse time, and currently, it is 2056 in the Quebecois time - the song was now considered to be more of a retrograde classic sung by the grandparents or old and less so by teenagers of now.

But Joon-Gweon knew the words from the spot, and have heard of them from various classics that would nowadays be used as ‘film studies’ rather than binge watch contents. Watching Dr. Heo's left hand glowing brighter and brighter, he would answer back to him on the spot:



Then they flew out of the space and disappeared.
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Turori Secure Statement Victory on Opening Matchday


Somersville Stadium, Somer, Electrum :: Despite having failed to top their group in World Cup Qualifying then having had to go through the playoff structure just to qualify for World Cup 92 Finals only to be drawn away from home in Electrum while half the multiverse descended on the Vilitan Cove, the Turori National Team were still among the favorites to win World Cup 92. As top ranked team in the tournament and the Top seed in Group F, Turori were on paper the team to beat. When media outlets called Group F the "Group of Death" or the "Toughest Group in World Cup 92" - it was Turori's presence as the linchpin of the group that drove the moniker. Tarek Edgeli just had to remind them of that, and get the Turori National Team to start playing like the team that everyone thought they were on paper, and not the team that completed the stretch run of World Cup 92 Qualifying luck a duck waddling through a muddy cow pasture.

There were signs of optimism to cling to. Despite losing 2 of their final four games in qualifying and conceding an almost unprecedented 9 goals against in those matches, the Eels seemed to clean things up when it was all truly on the line against The Cordian Isles in the World Cup 92 Qualifying Playoffs. Back-to-Back shutout victories to easily escape the playoff round and advance through to the World Cup Finals were enough for the media to restore their faith in the Turori National Team - under the belief that it was the poor qualifying results that were the fluke and not the strong performance in the playoff. Ultimately, there was only one way to find out.

The Turori National Team would open the World Cup 92 Finals against Chromatika at the Somersville Stadium in Somer. As Electrum's fastest growing city, there had been some comparisons made between Somer - on the Endemian Sea, and Turori's popular beach destinations in Cednia, making the trip abroad much more palatable for some of Nigel's Army still reeling over the missed opportunity to see their team play locally on the big stage.

While no one can be entirely sure where the match might have gone otherwise, the Eels caught a big break early in the match when an optomistic long range shot from Cuoabaza Orani'aoa was blocked but deflected out of play by Henri de Aea resulting in a corner kick for Turori. It was Orani'aoa who delivered the corner kick and defender Amakli Inuro'o who headed it in giving the Eels a massive boost of confidence that they perhaps had ripped straight out of the souls of their Chromatik opposition. The Anomalies - if they had any thoughts about toppling the #1 team in the multiverse coming into the match, would certainly have begun to question those dreams having conceded less than five minutes into the game.

While Turori continued to dominate the play, controlling the majority of the possession and having the better of the goalscoring opportunities, the remainder of the first half would play out without another goal scored. Though the Anomalies were being handily outplayed and Turori most certainly looked like the team the media expected them to be thus far, the door was still open for a second half collapse. Head Coach Edgeli would make just one change at half time introducing Lati'ala Giaoka in place of the goalscorer Amakli Inuro'o.

Whether or not there was a rousing half-time speech in the Chromatik Locker Room, the second half got kicked off much the same as the first did with Turori controlling the ball. There was a moment where it looked Chromatika might have found a way back into the match when the fresh legs of Giaoka tumbled while marking Kara Oveni and the Colonial Sile forward had space to take a clean shot on Derizi Amatopa's goal. However, the Eura based netminder pushed the shot aside for a corner kick. The tension was still there on the corner but ultimately it would be Turori, not Chromatika, who would capitalize on the opportunity. Sensing a chance to steal a way back into the game, the Anomalies had pressed way forward into the area to support the corner kick. The delivery from Haley Hauser was just a tad too close to the goalkeeper and Amatopa was able to punch the ball clear, directly into the path of Kinabo Telio who led the counter attack for the Eels. Telioa was able to draw in a pair of Chromatik defenders leaving Orani'aoa open in the center. Telioa just managed to split the legs of Grayson Fillar with the slot ball and Orani'aoa would make no mistake having the open field to step and fire the ball past Juxon Fillar.

The goal was likely the one that sucked the last bit of optimism out of the opposition, and the Eels were cruising from that point. Turori would add a third goal late in the game through Turakia Diijelhma as they completed a 3-0 opening statement victory in the so-called "Group of Death". It was the third consecutive shutout for Eels goalkeeper Derizi Amatopa as the Turori National Team arrived in Electrum clearly prepared to march on Rushmori soil to avenge their defeat on Rushmori Soil in the World Cup 91 Finals. In order to advance to the knockout rounds, however, Turori would still have to defeat at least one Rushmori nation... on Rushmori soil... with matches against Rushmori giants Eura and Cassadaigua still to come in Group F.


 Turori 3 - 0 Chromatika	
Turori Goals: :: 4' Amakli Inuro'o:: 52' Cuoabaza Orani’aoa:: 80' Turakia Diijelhma
Stats :: Turori :: Possession: 69%:: Shots (On Goal): 7:: Corners: 9 :: Chromatika :: Possession: 31%:: Shots (On Goal): 2:: Corners: 5
Turori Lineup :: Derizi Amatopa, Karek Edgeli, Moumouni Verre'elali, Amakli Inuro'o (Lati'ala Giaoka 45'), H’munao Cagomia, Cuoabaza Orani’aoa, Naraiza Ruaplal, Kiidallen Aeroluzzi, Kinabo Telioa, Turakia Diijelhma, Nua'oma Aikiki


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The Pattern of 9th Place (Or how Squidroidia will win the World Cup)

The mid-campaign KPB rankings, between Qualification and the Finals, set the stage for everything regarding the World Cup itself, from the pots to the expectations, from the pressure to the lackthereof in specific teams. I have already talked about this subject in an editorial with the Inkopolis Times, but it's worth repeating again - The KPB rankings sometimes predicts the winner with accuracy, but sometimes it is off by miles. More often than not, a top 10 team runs through the gauntlet of the main tournament and lifts the trophy at the end of it all, but occasionally a team in the teens range would snipe the trophy away. From the past 19 editions of the World Cup these are - Unified Sunrise Islands in World Cup 75 (16th in KPB), Vilita in World Cup 77 (13th) a certain World Cup co-host in World Cup 78 (20th), Free Republics in World Cup 85 (17th), Ko-oren in World Cup 89 (12th) and the defending World Cup champions Græntfjall (20th). Only one time have two teams from outside the Top 10 win the World Cup on back-to-back occasions. Those same teams are co-hosting this World Cup.

Between those 6 examples, the nations have won a combined 9 out of the last 19 World Cup titles, although all but Vilita (Won back-to-back in World Cups 81 and 82) and Unified Sunrise Islands (Won the World Cup immediately afterwards, World Cup 76) have won more titles since being the underdogs. Ko-oren and Græntfjall are the most likely to claim another title for themselves due to having won the World Cup most recently out of the bunch, while Unified Sunrise Islands (Now Kita-Hinode) and Free Republics (Which I won't possibly get into) have been out of the competition for a while. Vilita and the winner of 78 are just... There.

That, of course, gets to my theory - The Pattern of 9th Place. World Cups 84 and 88 produced winners that were just barely in the Top 10, the highest echelon of international football - Farfadillis and Turori, both entering the tournament with 9th place rankings and a KPB average between them of around 37 or so. It was perhaps a coincidence, but I have the suspicion that this may be a pattern. The 9th place team in the KPBs, AKA the Squidroidia Inklings, therefore, may exit Lunar Park, the Lonngeylin Coliseum or perhaps one of those fan vote stadiums as World Cup champions.

We first, however, have to compare the results of these 2 teams to that of the Squidroidians themselves to have any sort of idea of correlation. First up, Farfadillis, who qualified for World Cup 84 in Cassadaigua and Baker Park in an 11 team group, like Squidroidia, over Drawkland, like Squidroidia. It's important to note that this World Cup saw the top 2 teams per group advance to the World Cup. No playoffs, no 3rd place shenanigans, 1st and 2nd netted you the same result - Advancement to the World Cup proper. Unlike Squidroidia, however, Farfadillis claimed their spot with room to spare when it came to matchdays remaining to advance, matchdays to secure top of the group and points ahead of the then-Kick Corps - 3 games to go to advance, 2 games to go to get top of the group and 5 points ahead of Drawkland. For Squidroidia? 0, 0 and 3 respectively. Naturally, they did score more goals in qualification than Squidroidia did.

Farfadillis for their World Cup run were put up against... 3rd in KPBs Banija in their group, as well as #26 Zwangzug and a 45th ranked HUElavia. Have you noticed the parallels yet? The only real difference between Group C in 84 and Squidroidia's Group H was that Flavovespia were 31st, 14 places higher than the HUElavians. Like Squidroidia did against Flav, the Farfs won by one against their first group opponents... Which were #3 Banija. Zwangzug was a 3-1 rout and HUElavia... Okay, HUElavia won the final game, but Farfadillis still topped their group. From there, the Farfs beat (Reluctant World Cup 85 co-hosts) Mriin 3-1 in the Round of 16, played un-Farf 1-0 football against Kita-Hinode in the Quarters, stormed past Eura in the Semis 5-1 and put Vilita to the sword, winning on penalty kicks after a 1-1 extra time period (After 90 minutes of pure nothing) to lift the trophy in Concord Heights.

Turori, on the other hand, steamrolled through qualification like it was nothing. Not even a loss to their name and only a draw to their name, the Eels ran riot on Group 15, a 10 team group compared to 84's 11 team groups, scoring 52 goals and conceeding only 8, the same number of goals conceded as Squidroidia did during their qualification campaign. With a whopping 52 points to their name, an inconceivable 19 points ahead of second place Reçueçn, they were by far and away the best team PERIOD in Qualifiers. Their World Cup group, Group B, contained #4 ranked... Farfadillis. As well as 17th ranked Newmanistan and surprise qualifiers Yuezhou, who were the lowest-ranked team that made it through to the tournament. Unlike Squidroidia in 92 and Farfadillis in 84, the Turori team of 88 dropped points in their opening game of the groups, drawing 1-1 to (Number 62 in rankings might I add) Yuezhou. The Eels would bounce back, however, putting the Farfs to the sword with a 5-2 victory and wrapping up top of the group with a 3-2 victory against Newmanistan. Farfadillis had a 3-2 win themselves, and that was against #3 Banija in their opening game. To put it bluntly, Turori saved the 3-2 right until the end.

Turori's knockout run was defined by close calls and big victories. Their Round of 16 match was this time against co-hosts Chromatika, who were ranked 14th in KPBs... Just like Mriin in World Cup 84. Unlike Mriin, however it was a 1-0 win for the eventual champions. The Eels faced #12 Pasarga next (For context, Kita-Hinode were ranked #17 in KPBs when Farfadillis hit 1-0 against them in the Quarters) and managed, surprisingly, to double their goals against the Wanderers. 2-0 isn't the 5-2 Farfing, but they still made it to the Semi-Finals, and after a 3-2 win against, surprise surprise, Banija, they made their way in to the World Cup Final, beating The Holy Empire 4 goals to two to bring the trophy back to the Vilitan Cove. For comparison between the Semi-Finalists and Finalists for 84 and 88, Banija were ranked 5th in 88 while Eura were 7th in 84, while THE were 3rd and Vilita were ranked #1 in the Multiverse when both teams lost the final to the #9s.

Squidroidia, in order to continue the #9 trend, have to beat the 14th ranked team in KPBs in the Round of 16, beat Banija somewhere down the road, win a match 1-0 (Probably in the knockouts but for convenience's sake it'll be any match here) and win against the 3rd placed team, whether in the knockouts or in their own group. Thankfully Squidroidia ticked those last two boxes by beating Flavovespia and capitalizing on their first chance to beat #3 Valanora. There is only one problem - #14 Banija and Squidroidia themselves are both first in their respective groups. Those final two boxes need to be ticked, and the only ways that could happen are either that Banija loses to Drawkland and Electrum beats Tikariot to cover a 4 goal gap and Squidroidia win against the Squornshelan Remnant States to secure first, Banija win against Drawkland to secure first while Squidroidia lose and either Valanora beats Flavovespia if the Squornshelans beat them by one or two goals or just if the Squornshelans pump the gas against the Inklings while Flavovespia beat or draw to Valanora. Remember, Squidroidia can still be eliminated here!

There is however one thing to note. Farfadillis won the trophy in Concord Heights. Turori won it all in Chromatika. Squidroidia would also need for the final to be hosted in a city starting with a C in order for this to be truly a trend. There's only one option that would fit the bill - Cedina, Turori. Okay, Crosaibi, Vilita also works, but Cedina can fit 100,000 butts into their stadium so they are the only option here. This part of the trend can be broken should the voice of one guy on the Internet not be enough to put a World Cup Final meant to be hosted by Vilita in Turori, but the point still stands.

Or it can all be a wild coincidence and Squidroidia gets knocked out by Electrum. I don't care.




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Official Squad - Squornshelan Remnant States vs SQUIDROIDIA, World Cup 92 Group H Matchday 3
Northcote Oval, Prescott, Electrum


Starting XI
#1 - Kaede AKIYAMA (GK) (VC)
#5 - Tapiwa DALGAARD
#3 - Baldric BERTOLINI
#4 - Muto TOKI
#14 - Herbert BYSTRÖM
#8 - Tomomi HAMASAKI
#73 - Henriette BROOKS
#7 - Charlie COLBERT
#10 - Shiba TETSUO
#11 - Makino HIDEO (C)
#9 - Sho ITŌ

Bench
#12 - Hoashi GONSHIRO (Formerly Wunderbar Uno)
#15 - Kawabata TOSHITSUGU (Formerly Wunderbar Dos)
#2 - Florianne MEEUWESSEN
#99 - Kishi KENSAN (Formerly Wunderbar Thres)
#22 - Sora IWAI
#20 - Kichirō MATSUDA (Formerly Wunderbar Quatro)
#33 - Marianne MCKAY

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Postby Drawkland » Thu Nov 03, 2022 8:55 am

E T E R N I T Y . . .

This is the sixth (and final!) chapter of an extended storyline. Below are the previous sections.
In which the characters are introduced
A Hint * A Tease * A Story * A Contradiction * A Roster
In which the trio investigate the Elite
Elite 1 * Elite 2 * Elite 3 * Elite 4 * Elite 5 * Elite 6
Elite 7 * Elite 8 * Elite 9 * Elite 10 * Elite 11
In which Nicole prepares for a great undertaking
Expired 1 * Expired 2 * Expired 3 * Expired 4 * Expired 5 * Expired 6
Expired 7 * Expired 8 * Expired 9 * Expired 10 * Expired 11
In which the party travels to TiSoFaH
Expedition 1 * Expedition 2 * Expedition 3 * Expedition 4 * Expedition 5 * Expedition 6
Expedition 7 * Expedition 8 * Expedition 9 * Expedition 10 * Expedition 11
In which the party contends with the Great Maze
Endless 1 * Endless 2 * Endless 3 * Endless 4 * Endless 5 * Endless 6
Endless 7 * Endless 8 * Endless 9 * Endless 10 * Endless 11
In which destiny awaits
Eternity 1 * Eternity 2 * Eternity 3 * Eternity 4


The Elite Eleven had touched down in Metropolon. Well, it wasn't in Metropolon. The capital of Drawkland was situated on a massive artificial island in a shallow lake. The official city limits were confined to the isle, with no large or awkwardly-shaped services offered to disrupt the perfectly symmetrical grid and building system. This meant that the airport was actually outside Metropolon, located on the outer shores of the lake which harbored Metropolon. Most people took a ferry or high speed train, traveling under, over, or through the lake to get to the city itself.

The Elite were here on business though, so they had their transportation lined up in advance. A private airshuttle zoomed them into town with little issue. As the bell curve skyline of Drawkland's capital came closer, the boys sat around jawing with each other as they often did. The fun came to a sort of close when the shuttle entered the city limits and began to contend with standard Metropolon air traffic on the major thoroughfares. With the Elite playing at National Pitch downtown, their hotel was one of the bigger ones in the central cluster of the city, so they still had some distance to go. In fact, it was an ideal amount of time for Jaxon Madison to rein in the boys and get them back into the gameday mindset.

"Alright fellas, can I have a moment?" Jaxon stood up at the front of the small shuttle, and the quiet conversations ceased momentarily. "Thanks. We're getting into town a bit earlier than expected thanks to that opening in the flight schedule at Sadeg, so we might actually have some extra time tonight. Obviously the plan is to acclimate and do a light walkthrough tomorrow, preparing for gameday the day after. Do not let a little free time tonight interfere with your ability to perform over the next two days."

"Are we allowed to go out or not, then?" Mike Rodney raised his hand after he started speaking, defeating the purpose of raising his hand at all.

"As if your bum ass has anywhere to be tonight!" Somebody quipped from the back of the shuttle, rousing a couple of dark snickers.

"I'm not saying that you're not allowed to go out and get a little loose tonight," Jaxon ignored the one-liner and continued. "I would be a hypocrite in that respect, since I myself have made some plans. I am simply asking that you not get shitfaced and fuck up your guts for the next two days. I know you guys probably won't do that, but we're playing Squidroidia this week. This is the biggest game of our campaign so far, and we need those three points. We gotta be at the very top of our game for that. That is all."

"Wait, did he say he had plans?" Richard Hanson stage whispered to Trevor Garnet sitting next to him. "Look at ol' 'eternity of sorrow' getting some action!"

"I don't anticipate any of that happening tonight," Jaxon chuckled. As he sat back down, he spoke aloud to nobody in particular, but the whole shuttle heard. "Still more likely than some of you asswipes, though."

With that, the whole shuttle erupted into jeers and laughs. Everybody except Mike and Septimus, who sat in the back and sulked. The two guys didn't have a lot in common, but that's something they started bonding over lately.



Eventually the airshuttle reached the destination, one of the hotel towers in downtown Metropolon. National Pitch was just across the road, and the boys admired its glittering exterior as they stepped out of the shuttle onto the 4th floor landing pad for flying vehicle traffic. They only traveled up a half-dozen levels to their rooms; they'd already seen the Metropolon skyline a million times from a million different angles. Getting rooms on a higher story just wasn't worth it anymore, plus it meant the elevator rides were shorter. Also, it was the eleventh floor. Appropriate, right?

Once their belongings were situated in their rooms, most of the guys headed out to hit the town a little bit. A trio went to go barhopping, a couple just went to the hotel bar in the lobby, and a few others went out to meet some friends. A couple stayed in their rooms and didn't do anything, we're sure you can guess which ones those were.

Jaxon was among those who went out to meet friends. It was one friend, actually. Just a friend, but he was still excited to see them again. He walked down the bustling Metropolon sidewalk, checking his phone to make sure he was on time, and nodded to himself. He looked down the road and found was he was searching for: a bright blue phone booth. It wasn't a phone booth in the traditional sense, though it did have the futuristic version of a pay phone inside. They were mostly used nowadays as spot for pedestrians to have a quiet place to speak on their own cell phone in privacy, even containing charging stations.

This phone booth was a little different, though. Jaxon stepped into the booth, and once the door was closed, he turned to the public phone inside. He checked his own phone, reading a set of digits, entered those digits into the phone, and picked up the receiver to "dial" the number. Instead of dialing an actual number, the inside of the booth rumbled a bit ... and began to sink into the ground. Jaxon grinned and replaced the receiver.

The inside of the booth sank lower until it was a story or two before street level, then glided to a stop. The door of the secret elevator slid open, and Jaxon stepped out into the lobby of the small room. Hidden underneath the street level, wedged in the spare space of a defunct parking garage and empty annex space of the subway system, was a lowly lit speakeasy bar. In a city that was meticulously preplanned from the underground up, there existed few "secret" places. It wasn't necessarily a genuine speakeasy, they probably paid taxes and everything, but it was a spot that was unknown to tourists and was covertly built well after Metropolon was completed and inhabited.

Jaxon squinted, barely able to make out details of specific figures in the low light. The bar was lit by LED strips, but it was intentionally faint to keep the traditional speakeasy vibe and save on electricity costs (or to bum off the adjacent building's power grid without using enough to attracting suspicion). Jaxon relaxed a little bit, and started to see faint colors surrounding some of the people in the bar. He pursed his lips, then found something familair: a tinge of yellow-green, anticipation. He blinked, and looked closer. It was the short raven-black hair he was looking for. He stepped forward.

"Is this seat taken?" Jaxon grabbed the barstool next to the girl, moving to sit there.

"Took you long enough!" Cam Cross whipped her head around, and her face lit up when she saw who it was.

"I got here as fast as I could. You know how the traffic is around here." Jaxon leaned over and gave Cam a hug, which she gladly returned.

"You know I'm just joking," Cam smiled warmly. She held up the glass in front of her, which appeared to have some sort of liquor in it. "Care to join me?"

"Hey, we have a six-pointer against the Squids this weekend. I can't be getting liquored up!" Jaxon was mostly serious, and Cam nodded in assent.

"I don't envy you. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather be getting loose this weekend than worry about having to score goals." Cam downed the couple sips left in her drink and motioned for the bartender to come over.

"My word!" Jaxon exclaimed with mock astonishment. "Cam Cross, the legendary Drawkian striker, doesn't wish she was on the Kick Corps right now? We truly live in dark times."

"Well, something happened recently that changed my perspective on things," Cam shrugged. The bartender came over, and Cam turned to him for a moment. "Another one of these, please? Thanks."

"Can I have a sporty margarita?" Jaxon asked tentatively. The bartender pondered it for a moment, then checked a cooler behind him. After a moment of searching he gave Jaxon a thumbs-up.

"A sporty margarita?" Cam wrinkled her nose. "The hell is that?"

"Margarita but with a sport drink in it." Jaxon tapped the side of his forehead sagely. "Helps stave off dehydration."

"Whatever you use to cope, man." Cam smiled and took a sip from her new drink. Jaxon got his drink, sipped it, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Anyway, what were you saying about perspective?" Jaxon's face twisted a bit when the tequila bit back.

"Oh yeah," Cam took another sip. "Let's just say I no longer have a biological timer to worry about. I now have plenty of time to wait. Eventually I'll get another shot on the Corps, whether that's ten, twenty, or a hundred years from now. That's good enough for me! Can I have a sip of that, by the way?"

"Sure," Jaxon slid his glass closer so she could have some. "But what makes you think we'll be giving up the Kick Corps mantle?" He grinned savagely.

"You kidding?" Cam screwed up her face after getting the mouthful of salt, and laughed. "If you guys fuck up qualification again, you're toast. You already got more chances than we got!"

"That's the thing, we're just going to qualify for every World Cup now. No more goofing around." Jaxon was enjoying the playful trash talk.

"Didn't you say that in World Cup 88? And 89? Oh, and 90?" Cam rubbed her chin for effect. "Oh man, and you guys are fighting just to stay in a playoff spot right now. A spot which you've never qualified from, by the way."

"Like you're much better?" Jaxon counted on his fingers for effect. "How many cycles of perfect qualification did Drawkland have before your Corps fucked it up? Ah yes, notable clutch playoff performers, the 81 Kick Corps ..."

"Don't get me started on Saltstead!" Cam shot back, pointing right at Jaxon's face. "High talk from Mr. 0-for-3 In Playoffs over here anyway."

"Whatever, at least we've made it out of the group stages." Jaxon returned to his drink with a smirk of satisfaction.

"Low blow, man!" Cam giggled, nearly done with her second drink already.

The duo continued to gab on in the cramped speakeasy. Jaxon switched to water immediately after he finished his first drink, while Cam had a couple more drinks. Actually, nearly a half-dozen total. One thing with immortality is that it sends most people's metabolisms and tolerance into overdrive, which was both a blessing and a curse for people like the Elite Eleven. Cam wasn't much of a drinker, though, so she was still feeling it after awhile.

Eventually Jaxon checked the time, and clicked his tongue in disappointment. It was about time for him to head back to the hotel.

"Ready to go?" Jaxon turned to Cam, making it clear that he wasn't necessarily asking.

"Sure!" Cam gave a thumbs up, and downed the rest of her last drink. "One for the road, right?"

"You're spending too much time with Sarah," Jaxon smirked, only half-joking. He stood up from his stool, tab having been paid, and help Cam out of her seat.

"I disagree. I don't spend enough time with Sarah." Cam stood up, testing her balance, and nodded with satisfaction when she could stand straight. She took one wobbly step, but refused Jaxon's help. "Oh, did you know that Sarah didn't even know about Ellzidan and Septimus? Nobody told her about it!"

"Wouldn't that be your fault?" Jaxon cocked an eyebrow, keeping his hands close to Cam but not touching her.

"I mean, technically, yeah, but I figured she would've gotten that info at some point. Like I can't believe it didn't come up in conversation until just a few weeks ago." By now, Cam and Jaxon were leaving the bar. There was a secondary entrance and exit which discreetly came out of the wall in the adjacent subway station, and this is the route they took.

"Is that when you were dress shopping?" Jaxon asked. That was the most recent time he knew that Cam and Sarah had been together, as far as Cam had told him.

"Yes, exactly!" Cam tapped Jaxon's shoulder a couple times in approval. "It was so awkward having to explain that. Especially because it still feels like I don't have the full story there." She turned to give Jaxon a look.

"What?" Jaxon asked when he saw Cam looking at him. "You want me to tell you every bit of that story?"

"It'd be nice ..." Cam looked away innocently as they took the escalator back to street level.

"Well, I don't have time for all of that." Jaxon waved his hand dismissively. "Trust me, we'd be here for another few weeks if I laid that all out for you."

"No fair!" Cam protested, stomping her foot indignantly.

"Come on, maybe another time." Jaxon led Cam across the street and over to the entrance of his hotel. Their hotel, actually. Cam had gotten a room on another floor for convenience's sake. "What floor are you on?"

"Oh, I'm on floor ... uh ..." Cam stopped to think. They stood at the bank of elevators, Jaxon looking back expectantly. "Dude, I think I forgot my room number."

"Seriously?" Jaxon crossed his arms in disbelief. "Surely you're not that drunk."

"This isn't the time," Cam wagged her finger at Jaxon. "It's like, 4414. Or it's 4114. Or maybe it's 1444? 1414? Oh wait, that was my last hotel. Shit. I think there's a five in there somewhere actually."

"Can't you check your phone? It is on your room keycard?"

"No, it's dead!" Cam pulled the phone out of her pocket and shook it in frustration. "I forgot to charge it after my flight. Ugh. And the room key doesn't have the stupid number on it."

"Do you want to ask the desk if they can find which room you're in?"

"No, that's so awkward and embarrassing." Cam sighed, slumping a bit. After a moment of thinking, she cocked her head and looked back at Jaxon. "Do you have a spare bed in your room, actually? Think I could crash with you?"

"Uhh ..." Jaxon trailed off, considering the prospect. "Well, I do have an empty bed in my room. We all got 2-bed suites, and I was the odd man out this time who got to have a room to myself. Are you sure?"

"Yeah, yeah, definitely!" Cam perked up immediately. "Don't worry, I'll just need to sleep this off real quick. I'll get up early and I'll be able to get back to my room. No problem, no problem."

"Alright then," Jaxon shrugged and poked the button for the correct elevator.

He and Cam had spent plenty of time together, but they hadn't slept over together or anything. The Elite Eleven Complex had no shortage of guest bedrooms, so whenever Cam spent the night, she had her own quarters. That was plenty fair, after all. They were just friends. Platonic friends. Something as minute as sleeping arrangements wasn't a big deal. Right? At least Cam wasn't thinking anything of it ... or so he thought. Most of the short elevator ride was spent without speaking, but as they approached the eleventh floor Cam broke the silence.

"I hope I don't run into Nicole this weekend." Cam sighed, a little sadly.

"Why not?" Jaxon was confused. The two were the best of friends, doubly so after the whole immortality quest.

"Well, she's getting touchy about you guys. About the Elite," Cam admitted. "I think she's still bitter about Mike and stuff. She told me and Sarah that we shouldn't fool around with you guys."

"That's a little silly," Jaxon offered. This was news to him for multiple reasons.

"That's what I said!" Cam replied eagerly, then she quieted back down. "Well, I didn't actually say it, but I thought it. I just don't think it's fair. We're not doing anything wrong, we're just friends having a good time. We're not going to end up like Nicole and Mike or Ellzidan and Septimus, because we're just friends."

"Couldn't have said it better myself," Jaxon agreed. He tried not to look into Cam's emotions very often, partly because it took extra unnecessary effort, and partly out of respect. Still, he thought he saw a weird tinge come from her when she said that.

"Yeah." Cam sighed again as they walked towards Jaxon's room. "I'm just afraid she'll find out and be real mad at me. We all promised that we wouldn't see any of you guys, but here I am visiting you without telling her. It feels like I'm going behind her back."

"Oh, I don't think you need to worry about that." Jaxon grinned as he unlocked the door.

"What do you mean?"

"You'll see soon enough."



About twenty minutes later, the elevator on the eleventh floor dinged. The door slid open, with Ross Hunter and Elias Keys spilling out immediately. They both looked around the hallway wildly. When they confirmed it was vacant, they pumped their fists in victory and high-fived.

"See, I told you the left one would be faster." Elias jokingly jabbed a finger into Ross's chest.

"Fine, fine, I admit it." Ross raised his hands in acquiesce. Suddenly, another elevator dinged to life.

"There we go!" Elias rubbed his hands in anticipation. The doors of the second elevator slid open, and out stepped a girl with auburn hair and a cheeky grin, only for her jaw to drop when she saw Elias and Ross already standing in the hallway.

It was Nicole Warren.

"No way you guys beat me!" Nicole immediately protested. "I swear my elevator started first!"

"Don't hate the players, hate the game," Ross shot back, to which he high-fived Elias again.

"You guys suck." Nicole huffed and crossed her arms. "I don't know why I even hang out with you lot."

"Maybe we're just that irresistible." Elias struck a pose. "We're just that much fun to hang out with."

"It's gonna be too much trouble for its worth pretty soon." Nicole narrowed her eyes and pursed her lips. "You guys are on thin ice."

"Oh come on, you know you love us," Ross countered.

"Platonically, of course!" Elias hastily added.

"That's the most important part." Nicole pointed back at them in affirmation. "Alright, thanks for the fun time tonight guys. I gotta go to my actual room now."

"See you later, Nicole!" Both the boys said in near-unison. They started towards their room, offering a goodbye wave to Nicole.

"See ya!" Nicole pressed the button to the elevator, which hadn't yet moved, and the doors slid open directly. "Go kick some Squidling ass this weekend!"


Note: The events of this RP occurred around MD13 of qualifying this cycle.
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Postby Tumbra » Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:48 am

Tumbra 2-2 Nephara

TMB (4-2-3-1): 1 - Nick Barker; 2 - Nicholas Moss (.. 24' —18 - Chris Finney, 62'), 4 - Stephen Kerr (+ 45' — 26 - Harry Henderson, 45'), 14 - Wendy Pritchett, 3 - Tracey Mercurio; 6 - Trudy Harrison (.. 78' — 16 - Andrew Fisher, 83'), 8 - Vincent Hicks (25 - Valerie Morris, 83'), 10 - Phil Cole; 17 - George Hilton (7 - Valerie Wells, 62'), 21 - Lynne Crossley; 11 - Nick Riordan

TMB scorers: Nick Riordan (13'), Lynne Crossley (70')
NPH scorers: Madita Brewer (38'), Bravura Harper (79')

Player of the Match: Madita Brewer [NPH]

Tumbra's World Cup campaign would find itself hanging on the brink after a draw with Rushmori titans Nephara further complicated the situation in Group B. Nick Riordan would open the scoring for the Black Eagles even as Nephara would assume their usual stance of attempting to dominate the game from the get-go. Tumbra soaked up the pressure effortlessly — Pritchett slotting in perfectly for Ashburn, who was left on the bench presumably to keep him fresh for what was now looking to be a game of massive importance against Tjun-ia — and Harrison, of course, played wonderfully, denying Lindse Kvasina so much of the space that she worked well in.

Tumbra's transitions from defence to attack were swift and deadly; with Mercurio being relentlessly cut down by Radeka Lind seemingly every time she entered the Nepharan half, however, Vincent Hicks would be called upon to play double duty, serving as both on-pitch conductor and transitory point from defence to offence.. Phil Cole dropping back from his usual workspace up front, and George Hilton pulling his usual tactic of falling back into midfield, gave Tumbra the numerical — and, one might argue, skill — advantage over Cassander Southsea and Renate March. Nick Riordan, inimitable as he was, though probably somewhat disappointed at not having Felixe Vetiver as an opponent on the pitch at the immediate outset of the game, would end up drawing first blood; Cole's through ball slipping past the typically iron-solid defensive lineup of Clevinger and Scales, both unable to catch up with the one-time Emerald Boot winner's pace. Or, for that matter, his shot, which went sailing past Aranea Provost to give Tumbra a 1-0 lead.

It was an ill-tempered game from the get-go, though one that surprisingly produced few cards; what with Tumbra's desperation to get a good result and the result of, well, typical Nepharan footballing roughness. Nicholas Moss would receive one for a perhaps overenthusiastic tackle on Madita Brewer, who'd been proving to be a problem for both the Miruan defender and Stephen Kerr. It was safe to say that she would be a problem for the Black Eagles, and she duly replied to that expectation by notching one on the scoreboard seven minutes before half time. She rounded Moss, caught Kerr completely out of position and took a shot from what looked like the narrowest possible angle. Of course, it would go in, becoming an early favourite for goal of the tournament.

Up front, the thirty-four year-old Latona Basilisk had largely been played out of the game thus far, removed from the game's action by Pritchett — who seemed to have no problem dealing with the imposing veteran, ten years her senior. Latona would come into play just before half-time, however, but not in a good way for either the Black Eagles or Cormorants; Basilisk would pick up the ball and begin running, but would accidentally smash into Kerr; the two went flying, but Kerr would land awkwardly and his involvement in the game would end there and then.

Unwilling to risk Ashburn, and with Raymond Perry's fitness doubtful after he complained of soreness before the match, the only alternative left was Harry Henderson, defensive veteran and the only member of the World Cup squad to have won any kind of international club honour, surprisingly enough. He promptly replaced Kerr as the half-time whistle was blown midway through the latter's treatment. Kerr would be alright, but would be out of commission for the next game — "an ankle twist", as he put it. The second half began in relatively short order, the Nepharans again starting strong as they begin going on the hunt for their second goal; but Moss, now supported by Henderson, would be able to keep Brewer relatively quiet. For the most part, at least; she nearly put the Tumbrans 2-1 down after a close shave that forced a parry from Nick Barker.

Two substitutions ensued on the hour mark as Yuan Zilai sought to unlock the left; Moss and Hilton would go off for Chris Finney and Valerie Wells. The football did become slightly more fluid, but at the cost of perhaps some defensive stability; Finney's defensive skill being slightly more shaky than that of Moss' meant that Henderson and Pritchett were soon forced to hold off attack after attack as Loeher and Brewer were now slightly freer to send balls into the box.

Freeing up the left would pay a near-immediate dividend; Lynne Crossley would score eight minutes later off a Valerie Wells cross. Tumbra were now 2-1 ahead, the offensive substitutions having paid off; but there were still twenty minutes left in the game. By this time, Basilisk had been pulled off for Bravura Harper, the target woman playing her role to near perfection as Harrison had to fall yet further back to try and deal with her. But this left Kvasina unlocked, and Harrison would gain the dreaded second yellow card that meant she'd have to miss the game against Tjun-ia after she lunged into a tackle on the enterprising midfielder. This gave Nephara a free kick on the edge of the box; and while it would be defended squarely by Tumbra and nearly dealt with, Harper picked up the ball inside the box. The rest was history.

Andrew Fisher and Valerie Morris were tossed on to try and get a third goal with eight minutes to go, but the game would end all square in Turoki. The result would leave the Black Eagles third in the group, while Tjun-ia's surprise victory over Baker Park meant that the final matchday would almost certainly see another ill-tempered shoot-out between the Black Eagles and the Jaguars for second place in Group B. For Tumbra, needing to manage without their star midfielder and defender, the game would be made that much harder; the good thing was that Raymond Perry would probably be fit enough to play the full ninety. Andrew Fisher, ever the reliable supersub, would be pushed into a starting role against the Jaguars; Finnemore's lack of pace costing him on this occasion. Robin Vaughn, too, would be starting, a sign of how desperate the Black Eagles were truly getting, heading into crunch time.



TJUN-ia vs Tumbra: World Cup 92, Matchday 3

Bolded players indicate a change from the previous match.

TMB (4-2-3-1): 1 - Nick Barker; 2 - Nicholas Moss, 5 - Ian Ashburn, 24 - Raymond Perry, 19 - James Green; 16 - Andrew Fisher, 25 - Valerie Morris, 10 - Phil Cole; 7 - Valerie Wells, 9 - Robin Vaughn; 11 - Nick Riordan

Bench: 12 - Victoria Jones, 13 - Richard Russell; 3 - Tracey Mercurio, 14 - Wendy Pritchett, 18 - Chris Finney, 24 - Raymond Perry; 8 - Vincent Hicks, 15 - Mark Finnemore, 23 - Susan Monaghan; 17 - George Hilton, 21 - Lynne Crossley; 22 - Bruce Nolan, 26 - Charlotte Henshaw

Unavailable: 4 - Stephen Kerr (ankle), 6 - Trudy Harrison (suspended)


and now for something completely different

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TGX Day 3 Review: Gamers Go Mad Over Announcement Of Seventeenth Entry In Video Game Franchise They've Already Semi-Religiously Played The Previous Sixteen Games Of


STRATON: The third day of the Tumbran Gaming Expo, held at the Straton Convention Centre, saw a raft of announcements as video game publishers from around the globe aimed to get as much attention for their companies as possible. Gamers were left disappointed, however, as rather than new games, most announcements related to downloadable content or new content for existing games. Axby's gaming journalist and chief convention correspondent Arnold Khachaturian described the current situation as "gaming being in a lull, with most major consoles nearing or at the end of their expected lifespan meaning that game companies may be reluctant to release new titles that they may have to then upgrade again for the next generation." Most companies kept their announcements tame — a new character in a hero shooter, four characters from a video game teaming up to form a band, a new season pass for a battle royale game (which was welcomed), a new season pass for a hero shooter (roundly booed), and the announcement of a giant new story expansion for one of gaming's most beloved franchises, Colossus IV being some of the more notable ones.

It therefore made sense, then, that when Coronet, a veteran Tumbran gaming studio headed by gaming auteur Stephen Chang, announced the latest edition of their long-running video game franchise Destiny's Path, the crowd went wild. The game, entitled Destiny's Path: Seasons of Strife, will be released at Christmas, and follows in the franchise's footsteps — being a fantasy tactical, turn-based role-playing game known for its difficulty and permadeath mode, where dead characters cannot be revived. Also following in the franchise's traditions, Seasons of Strife will be set in a completely different world from the previous games, but Chang hinted at being able to "revisit the worlds of previous games", in what seems to be a rare shake-up to a game franchise that has notoriously been reticent to deviate from a set formula.

Khachaturian, reporting for Axby after the day's events ended, said that gamers seemed "to be more thankful that an actual game was being announced, rather than just another droll piece of expansion content." More critical commentators added that the game "may not be worth the hype," with one fan, who wished to remain un-named, criticising Destiny's Path for being "the same game as it was thirty years ago, with bloated and un-needed systems, just with another number, another plot and another continent slapped on top. I know friends who've played all the previous games — and the re-masters of the first few — but to me, it just looks like the same game that fans have played sixteen times before. Or more, if they're into ROM hacking."
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