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They Have the Whole Score
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A group of local cheerleaders from @@CAPITALCITY@@ recently went to the authoritarian nation, @@RANDOMNATION@@, to support our team as they internationally compete. Unfortunately, the cheerleaders were thrown in jail for life after using their popular cheer “1234 You Suck and Suck and Suck Some More.” Parts of the cabinet have gathered in your office to determine what to do.
[OPTION 1] “We must immediately reach out to @@RANDOMNATION@@, see what they want, and work for those cheerleaders’ safe return,” pressures your foreign minister, @@RANDOM NAME@@, recognizing his possible moment in the sun. “We may have to give up a thing or two to those dirty tyrants…but 1234 that’s how we avoid war,” he says pulling a pom-pom from his jacket.
[EFFECT] citizens are kidnapped by foreign powers all the time.
[OPTION 2] “Alright!? None of this is ‘alright!’ Our honor is at stake, our pride!” proclaims General @@RANDOMNAME@@ as he awkwardly tries to thumb wrestle someone. “1234 lets bomb some s@*t and declare war! They won’t have a choice but to let them go.
[EFFECT] a thumb war is being waged for some cheerleaders.
[OPTION 3] “There may be another way, a more…secret way,” whispers a spy that may be the minister of shadows, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “I could send in a team…yeah, a team of 10, 1 engineer, 2 soldiers, 3 scouts, and maybe 4 pyros if we really want to cheese through this.”
[EFFECT] the pyro is a spy.
[OPTION 4] “Y’know, we could do nothing,” bluntly puts the minister of solutions, @@RANDOMNAME@@, dropping jaws in the room. “I mean…1234 simply better to ignore, am I right, guys, or am I right?”
[EFFECT] the government isn’t doing much of anything these days.
First Draft