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Draft 2.12
Title: Born To Kill
The Issue: The @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army now consists of giant super-soldiers thanks to embryo-screening technology. However, upset with being bred in a lab to be used as weapons, a battalion of super soldiers have staged an uprising, taking over an important military base. Their message been sent across @@NAME@@, as well as to the remaining super soldiers.
Validity: Nation has chosen #183.4; some time has passed; Sex is legal
Option 1: "Whose stupid idea was this, anyway?" shouts the general who came up with the idea, marking a folder with an X on it with an even larger X. "Our specially-bred soldiers are wondering why they were created in labs destined only to protect us, as Soldier 13 put it, 'cowardous scum'. The super-soldiers there are too strong, but they're still traitors. We need to go in with our full army, kill on sight, and if that doesn't work, we'll just bomb the crap out of it."
[effect] national borders are vulnerable every time a correctional facility is held hostage
Option 2: "No! Zee soldiers are too important to us!" informs Dr. Frankincense, who appears to have a sleeping super-soldier strapped to your desk. "Ve need to invade ze compound viz even more super-soldiers! Super-duper soldiers! Ve can zen keep zem all under control — viz mind-altering drugs!" @@HE@@ injects the soldier with a glowing substance, who then wakes up and breaks free of the straps. "It's ALIVE!"
[effect] an army of super-zombies roams @@CAPITAL@@
Option 3: "Now you see why they don't like you very much?" asks the soldier who broke free of the straps, Dr. Frankincense tapping his syringe in bewilderment. "They'll come back if you treat them better. We should be treated like normal soldiers, complete with a paycheck, vacation time, and a chance to eventually retire. Maybe you could even lighten up on some of the missions you assign us. Us soldiers are people, just like you — but betterer.... RERRR?" The drugs begin to take effect.
[effect] hundreds of thousands of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ are put into breeding normal people
Option 4: "BAH! Who needs 'em?" Libertarian and suspected secessionist @@RANDOMNAME@@ asks looking at the super soldier in disgust. "They think they're so tough that they can beat us? Fine! Might as well let them have their crap and eat it too. In fact, we'll declare them an independent state and let whatever greedy neighbor of ours do all the work for us. It'll be a lose-lose situation for them, but at least we won't have to deal with that crap!"
[effect] forfeited land has formed a military alliance with @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ rivals
Previous last edit: October 12, 2018.