[Domestic|Closed|Defunct] 95X Soccer League X

by **95X** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:03 pm

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Soccer League X

“Northeastern Atlantian Oceania's BEST
Independent Association Football!”

Country: 95X
Region: Atlantian Oceania
Founded: 95X Year 43
Folded: 95X Year 69
Number of Teams: 10 (from Season 19)
Level on Pyramid: 1
International Cups: UICA,
Atlantian Oceania Champions' League
Most Championships: SC Oceanside (8)
Domestic TV: XBN

Soccer League X was the top-level soccer/association football league in 95X. In season 19 the league began its current format, where ten teams play each other four times in a thirty-six match regular season. The top five teams advance to various rounds of the Soccer League X Playoffs, culminating in the Soccer League X Championship Game. Unlike many others, the league did not feature promotion and relegation.

As of Season 20, five teams have won the Championship: SC Oceanside (8), Spatula City (5), Port Chester Ladybugs (3), SC Cascadia (2), and Mount Barry (1).

International Competition Qualification

As of Season 20, 95X currently qualifies for two UICA Champions' Cup places, which are presently allocated as one spot for the team with the best regular season record and one spot for the winner of the Championship. If the same team earns both the best regular season record and the Championship, the Championship Runner-Up is awarded the second Champions' Cup place.

As a member of Atlantian Oceania, 95X qualifies to send its league champions to the Atlantian Oceania Champions' League (AOCL). The winner of the Championship Game receives this place.

by **95X** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:05 pm

Please enjoy a wall of text and links until a proper section is constructed!

Season 1 ∙ 95X Year 43 (Pre-UICA) Champion: Mt. Barry Altitude
Season 2 ∙ 95X Year 44 (Pre-UICA) Champion: Spatula City Utensils
Season 3 ∙ 95X Year 45 Champion: Spatula City Utensils
Season 4 ∙ 95X Year 46 Champion: Spatula City Utensils
Season 5 · 95X Year 47 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 6 · 95X Year 48 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 7 · 95X Year 49 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 8 · 95X Year 50 Champion: SC Cascadia (First year of three in a row that Port Chester upset Oceanside in the playoffs.)
Season 9 · 95X Year 51 Champion: Spatula City Utensils
Season 10 · 95X Year 52 Champion: SC Cascadia
Season 11 · 95X Year 53 Champion: Spatula City Utensils
Season 12 · 95X Year 54 Champion: Port Chester Ladybugs (First year Port Chester defeated Oceanside in the Championship.)
Season 13 · 95X Year 55 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 14 · 95X Year 56 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 15 · 95X Year 57 Champion: Port Chester Ladybugs (Second year Port Chester defeated Oceanside in the Championship.)
Season 16 · 95X Year 58 Champion: Port Chester Ladybugs
Season 17 · 95X Year 59 Champion: SC Oceanside
The Unofficial 95X Cup · Year 60 (Organized by Xi Foureleven in place of Season 18.)
Season 19 · 95X Year 61 Champion: SC Oceanside
Season 20 · 95X Year 62 Champion: SC Oceanside

by **95X** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:53 pm

Soccer League X
Season 21 · 95X Year 63

International Players in Soccer League X Season 21
SC Cascadia: Kelsey Jameson (Brenecia), Chikako "Chi-Chan" Sumitsu (Central Sunrise Islands)
Cascadia Seafox: Edwin Mullins (Star United States)
Pacific City Nationals: Midori (Neutral Esportiva)
Spatula City Utensils: Hannah Alcouin (Northern Sunrise Islands)
Twentytwo Cacti: Sisann Riel (Western Borderlands), Olaf Womack (Cosumar)

MD 1
Spatula City 2-0 Port Chester
(Alcouin :47, Sunset :80)

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :82)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Millennium City
(Oregonia :70)

Gateway 1-1 SC Cascadia
(Third :70; Sumitsu :16)

Brooklyn 0-0 Pacific City

MD 2
Port Chester 2-1 Pacific City
(Quartz :14, Eleventh :67; Midori :76)

SC Cascadia 1-0 Brooklyn
(Roork :88)

Millennium City 1-0 Gateway
(Yorkton :34)

Oceanside 0-0 Twentytwo Cacti

Spatula City 0-0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 3
Cascadia Seafox 0-0 Port Chester

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Spatula City
(State :62)

Gateway 1-1 Oceanside
(Bermar :4; Foureleven :66)

Brooklyn 2-0 Millennium City
(Kinney :31 :60)

Pacific City 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Roork :8)

MD 4
Port Chester 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Beaverton :41)

Millennium City 0-3 Pacific City
(Mason :22 :84, Polk :66)

Oceanside 0-0 Brooklyn

Spatula City 0-1 Gateway
(Third :66)

Cascadia Seafox 0-0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 5
Twentytwo Cacti 2-0 Port Chester
(Riel :12, State :54)

Gateway 1-2 Cascadia Seafox
(Third :88; Powers :29 :75)

Brooklyn 1-0 Spatula City
(Haskins :84)

Pacific City 0-1 Oceanside
(Animal :4)

SC Cascadia 0-1 Millennium City
(Yorkton :13)

MD 6
Port Chester 2-2 Millennium City
(Winchester :22, Eleventh :60; Bethel :44, Yorkton :69)

Oceanside 1-1 SC Cascadia
(Foureleven :21; Sumitsu :62)

Spatula City 2-0 Pacific City
(Alcouin :60 :86)

Cascadia Seafox 2-1 Brooklyn
(Rhus :47, Syblon :60; Glenn :32)

Twentytwo Cacti 2-0 Gateway
(State :12, Riel :47)

MD 7
Gateway 1-0 Port Chester
(Third :3)

Brooklyn 0-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Oregonia :25)

Pacific City 3-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Mason :28, Polk :43, Midori :85)

SC Cascadia 3-1 Spatula City
(Roork :26 :83, Sumitsu :56; Alcouin :66)

Millennium City 1-0 Oceanside
(Yorkton :30)

MD 8
Port Chester 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :34)

Spatula City 0-0 Millennium City

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Sumitsu :70)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Pacific City
(Fivetwelve :78)

Gateway 2-0 Brooklyn
(Third :27 :74)

MD 9
Brooklyn 2-1 Port Chester
(Haskins :17, Kinney :88; Eleventh :73)

Pacific City 4-1 Gateway
(Polk :14, Mason :37 :71, Midori :51; Prune :20)

SC Cascadia 1-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Roork :55; Oregonia :73)

Millennium City 0-0 Cascadia Seafox

Oceanside 2-0 Spatula City
(Animal :6, Foureleven :25)

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Twentytwo Cacti         9    6   3   0     9    1   +8    21
 2 SC Cascadia             9    5   3   1    10    5   +5    18
 3 Oceanside               9    4   4   1     7    3   +4    16
 4 Millennium City         9    3   3   3     5    8   −3    12
 5 Brooklyn                9    3   2   4     6    7   −1    11
 6 Gateway                 9    3   2   4     8   11   −3    11
 7 Pacific City            9    3   1   5    11    8   +3    10
 8 Cascadia Seafox         9    2   4   3     4    7   −3    10
 9 Spatula City            9    2   2   5     5    8   −3     8
10 Port Chester            9    1   2   6     5   12   −7     5

by **95X** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:43 pm

MD 10
Port Chester 1-0 Spatula City
(Emerson :37)

Oceanside 1-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Foureleven :80)

Millennium City 1-0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Cara :68)

SC Cascadia 5-3 Gateway
(Reid :4, Roork :19 :77, Sumitsu :34 :55; Third :6 :45+1, Twohundredsecond :85)

Pacific City 0-1 Brooklyn
(Haskins :13)

MD 11
Pacific City 2-0 Port Chester
(Polk :49, Orenco :72)

Brooklyn 3-2 SC Cascadia
(Haskins :18, Burns :28, Kinney :90; Eighteenth :7, Beaverton :31)

Gateway 2-2 Millennium City
(Third :22, Prune :65; Yorkton :37 :83)

Twentytwo Cacti 0-0 Oceanside

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :44)

MD 12
Port Chester 2-2 Cascadia Seafox
(Quartz :37 :83; Rhus :57, Powers :89)

Spatula City 1-0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Sunset :83)

Oceanside 3-0 Gateway
(Foureleven :30 :81, Animal :56)

Millennium City 0-3 Brooklyn
(Glenn :26, Kinney, :58, Haskins :80)

SC Cascadia 1-0 Pacific City
(Roork :38)

MD 13
SC Cascadia 1-0 Port Chester
(Beaverton :47)

Pacific City 2-1 Millennium City
(Mason :31, Midori :55; Bethel :40)

Brooklyn 1-1 Oceanside
(Oneseventysixth :72; Animal :42)

Gateway 2-1 Spatula City
(Shore :33, Third :50; Alcouin :24)

Twentytwo Cacti 2-0 Cascadia Seafox
(State :17, Oregonia :81)

MD 14
Port Chester 0-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(State :64)

Cascadia Seafox 2-2 Gateway
(Powers :11, Rhus :53; Third :40 :65)

Spatula City 0-1 Brooklyn
(Kinney :37)

Oceanside 2-1 Pacific City
(Foureleven :20, Animal :38; Chelan :90)

Millennium City 1-0 SC Cascadia
(Yorkton :60)

MD 15
Millennium City 1-1 Port Chester
(Yorkton :43; Quartz :52)

SC Cascadia 0-3 Oceanside
(Foureleven :33 :58, Leadbetter :69)

Pacific City 0-1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :62)

Brooklyn 2-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Haskins :21, Thirtyfourth :61)

Gateway 0-0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 16
Port Chester 2-3 Gateway
(Winchester :23, Eleventh :64; Third :31 :73, Shore :58)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-1 Brooklyn
(Oregonia :75; Glenn :43)

Cascadia Seafox 2-0 Pacific City
(Beaverton :41, Rhus :62)

Spatula City 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Sumitsu :30)

Oceanside 1-0 Millennium City
(Foureleven :72)

MD 17
Oceanside 1-1 Port Chester
(Clackamas :38; Winchester :62)

Millennium City 3-0 Spatula City
(Yorkon :32 :40 :54)

SC Cascadia 1-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Roork :32)

Pacific City 3-0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Midori :17, Mason :39, Chelan :61)

Brooklyn 1-0 Gateway
(Kinney :15)

MD 18
Port Chester 0-1 Brooklyn
(Haskins :87)

Gateway 1-0 Pacific City
(Third :81)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-2 SC Cascadia
(Riel :38; Eighteenth :17, Beaverton :77)

Cascadia Seafox 2-0 Millennium City
(Powers :24 :27)

Spatula City 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :65)

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Oceanside              18   10   7   1    20    6  +14    37
 2 SC Cascadia            18   11   3   4    23   16   +7    36
 3 Brooklyn               18   10   4   4    20   11   +9    34
 4 Twentytwo Cacti        18    8   6   4    14    9   +5    30
 5 Millennium City        18    6   5   7    14   19   -5    23
 6 Gateway                18    6   5   7    21   27   -6    23
 7 Pacific City           18    6   1  11    19   17   +2    19
 8 Cascadia Seafox        18    4   6   8    12   18   -6    18
 9 Spatula City           18    5   2  11     9   17   -8    17
10 Port Chester           18    2   5  11    12   24  -12    11

by **95X** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:57 pm

MD 19
Spatula City 1-1 Port Chester
(Shafford :29; Eleventh :37)

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :22)

Twentytwo Cacti 0-2 Millennium City
(Bethel :42, Yorkton :57)

Gateway 1-0 SC Cascadia
(Shore :11)

Brooklyn 2-2 Pacific City
(Thirtyfourth :24, Kinney :81; Polk :14, Mason :74)

MD 20
Port Chester 0-1 Pacific City
(Chelan :89)

SC Cascadia 1-0 Brooklyn
(Roork :72)

Millennium City 1-1 Gateway
(Yorkton :41; Third :52)

Oceanside 3-0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Foureleven :31 :73, Oneninetyninth :82)

Spatula City 0-1 Cascadia Seafox
(Powers :50)

MD 21
Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Port Chester
(Winchester :75)

Twentytwo Cacti 0-0 Spatula City

Gateway 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :74)

Brooklyn 0-0 Millennium City

Pacific City 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Sumitsu :77)

MD 22
Port Chester 0-0 SC Cascadia

Millennium City 0-3 Pacific City
(Mason :15, Polk :57, Putnam :78)

Oceanside 0-0 Brooklyn

Spatula City 1-0 Gateway
(Alcouin :7)

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Samster :37)

MD 23
Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Port Chester
(Riel :20)

Gateway 1-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Prune :63)

Brooklyn 0-1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :64)

Pacific City 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :27)

SC Cascadia 1-1 Millennium City
(Roork :23; Yorkton :56)

MD 24
Port Chester 0-1 Millennium City
(Yorkton :45+1)

Oceanside 1-0 SC Cascadia
(Foureleven :40)

Spatula City 2-1 Pacific City
(Sunset :61, Alcouin :75; Mason :42)

Cascadia Seafox 1-0 Brooklyn
(Syblon :74)

Twentytwo Cacti 2-0 Gateway
(State :35, Oregonia :54)

MD 25
Gateway 1-0 Port Chester
(Third :23)

Brooklyn 0-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Riel :50)

Pacific City 1-1 Cascadia Seafox
(Mason :66; Rhus :75)

SC Cascadia 1-0 Spatula City
(Beaverton :77)

Millennium City 0-1 Oceanside
(Threefiftysecond :45)

MD 26
Port Chester 1-2 Oceanside
(Quartz :62; Animal :19, Foureleven :78)

Spatula City 0-1 Millennium City
(Yorkton :56)

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 SC Cascadia
(Roork :74)

Twentytwo Cacti 3-0 Pacific City
(Oregonia :28 :40, Riel :82)

Gateway 0-3 Brooklyn
(Haskins :26 :84, Kinney :68)

MD 27
Brooklyn 0-1 Port Chester
(Eleventh :45)

Pacific City 0-1 Gateway
(Twohundredsecond :42)

SC Cascadia 1-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Roork :59; State :24)

Millennium City 2-0 Cascadia Seafox
(Yorkton :49, Bethel :76)

Oceanside 1-0 Spatula City
(Foureleven :83)

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Oceanside              27   18   8   1    31    7  +24    62
 2 SC Cascadia            27   15   6   6    29   20   +9    51
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        27   13   8   6    23   15   +8    47
 4 Brooklyn               27   11   7   9    25   18   +7    40
 5 Millennium City        27   10   8   9    22   25   -3    38
 6 Gateway                27   10   6  11    26   35   -9    36
 7 Spatula City           27    8   4  15    14   23   -9    28
 8 Pacific City           27    8   3  16    27   28   -1    27
 9 Cascadia Seafox        27    6   7  14    15   26  -11    25
10 Port Chester           27    4   7  16    16   31  -15    19

by **95X** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:39 pm

MD 28
Port Chester 0-1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :31)

Oceanside 0-0 Cascadia Seafox

Millennium City 0-0 Twentytwo Cacti

SC Cascadia 1-0 Gateway
(Roork :63)

Pacific City 1-0 Brooklyn
(Midori :24)

MD 29
Pacific City 1-0 Port Chester
(Polk :49)

Brooklyn 1-0 SC Cascadia
(Haskins :16)

Gateway 0-0 Millennium City

Twentytwo Cacti 0-1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :21)

Cascadia Seafox 0-1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :28)

MD 30
Port Chester 0-2 Cascadia Seafox
(Powers :14 :79)

Spatula City 0-2 Twentytwo Cacti
(Riel :27, Oregonia :53)

Oceanside 3-0 Gateway
(Foureleven :30 :43 :73)

Millennium City 1-0 Brooklyn
(Bethel :39)

SC Cascadia 0-0 Pacific City

MD 31
SC Cascadia 1-0 Port Chester
(Roork :42)

Pacific City 0-1 Millennium City
(Yorkton :19)

Brooklyn 0-0 Oceanside

Gateway 3-1 Spatula City
(Prune :71, Third :36 :60; Sunset :73)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Cascadia Seafox
(State :86)

MD 32
Port Chester 0-1 Twentytwo Cacti
(Oregonia :24)

Cascadia Seafox 0-0 Gateway

Spatula City 2-1 Brooklyn
(Alcouin :39, Sunset :63; Haskins :59)

Oceanside 0-1 Pacific City
(Chelan :51)

Millennium City 2-1 SC Cascadia
(Yorkton :55, Bethel :88; Sumitsu :38)

MD 33
Millennium City 0-0 Port Chester

SC Cascadia 0-0 Oceanside

Pacific City 4-1 Spatula City
(Orenco :17, King :60, Polk :78, Mason :88; Alcouin :31)

Brooklyn 1-4 Cascadia Seafox
(Haskins :88; Powers :6 :66, Beaverton :29, Rhus :42)

Gateway 0-2 Twentytwo Cacti
(Riel :8, State :56)

MD 34
Port Chester 0-0 Gateway

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 Brooklyn
(State :32)

Cascadia Seafox 0-4 Pacific City
(Midori :38 :69, Orenco :42, Polk :55)

Spatula City 1-0 SC Cascadia
(Alcouin :24)

Oceanside 5-0 Millennium City
(Animal :13 :71, Foureleven :19 :52 :82)

MD 35
Oceanside 1-0 Port Chester
(Foureleven :33)

Millennium City 2-0 Spatula City
(Bethel :39 :51)

SC Cascadia 0-2 Cascadia Seafox
(Rhus :67, Powers :80)

Pacific City 1-0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Polk :82)

Brooklyn 3-0 Gateway
(Haskins :22 :38 :68)

MD 36
Port Chester 1-0 Brooklyn
(Winchester :23)

Gateway 1-2 Pacific City
(Third :65; Mason :41, King :48)

Twentytwo Cacti 1-0 SC Cascadia
(State :24)

Cascadia Seafox 0-0 Millennium City

Spatula City 0-2 Oceanside
(Foureleven :26 :59)

Final Standings

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Oceanside              36   23  11   2    43    8  +35    80
 2 Twentytwo Cacti        36   19   9   8    31   17  +14    66
 3 SC Cascadia            36   17   8  11    32   27   +5    59
 4 Millennium City        36   14  12  10    28   31   -3    54
 5 Pacific City           36   15   4  17    41   31  +10    49
 6 Brooklyn               36   13   8  15    31   28   +3    47
 7 Gateway                36   11   9  16    30   47  -17    42
 8 Spatula City           36   12   4  20    21   37  -16    40
 9 Cascadia Seafox        36    9  10  17    23   33  -10    37
10 Port Chester           36    5   9  22    17   38  -21    24

Playoffs Presented by Plopsi^®
Round 1 (2v5, 3v4)
Twentytwo Cacti 3-0 Pacific City
(State :11, Riel :56, Oregonia :61)

SC Cascadia 0-1 Millennium City
(Yorkton :14)

Round 2 (1 vs lowest remaining seed)
Oceanside 1-0 Millennium City
(Foureleven :35)

evilempire^® SLX Championship
Oceanside 1-1 Twentytwo Cacti (1-2 AET)
(Foureleven :61; State: 82, Riel :119)

40,000 at Oceanside Stadium watched Xi Foureleven give SC Oceanside a one goal lead wih only twenty-nine minutes remaining. With the crowd working against Twentytwo Cacti, Katelynn State scored an answer off a corner kick with less than eight minutes remaining in regulation.

Additional time saw well-balanced play by each side, and the match seemed destined for penalty kicks. However, with the final minute winding down, a quick move by a sneaky Sisann Riel gave him a chance near a crowded box as several players from each side fight for position. Riel kicks, he scores! The crowd boos! Oceanside's coaching staff is screaming something at the referee, and Oceanside's replay screen operator shows Cacti midfielder Alma Riverfront shove Oceanside defender Andreas Concord away from the ball. The referee meets briefly with the other officials, and relay their decision to each team, both of whom are too emotional to determine what happened from their jumping and screaming.

That's when the public address announcer states in a neutral tone: "Final score after additional time: Twentytwo Cacti 2, Oceanside 1."

The announcer continued, however the audience booing became louder and violent, with fistfights breaking out and the truly disrespectful throwing things onto the field. Seconds later, someone threw a glass bottle covered with a rag onto the field, causing the immediate evacuation of the entire stadium.

The next day, Soccer League X announced that SC Oceanside would be fined 150% of the ticket revenue from hosting the game, and is disqualified from hosting the next SLX Championship they qualify to host.

Off-the-Pitch Notes (Includes items that aren't known in-character.)
- The feel-good story of the season came near its midpoint, as Jordyn Third was enjoying a dinner date with her husband. That's when word reached her that a young fan in attendance at Gateway's previous home game was involved in a serious traffic accident on their way home (her bicycle was hit by a transport truck). They mutually agreed to cancel the date and Jordyn visited the fan at the hospital. Several days later, the fan slipped into a coma and didn't make it. When the parents of the fan contacted the Thirds to thank them for their generous use of their time and "most goodwill a public figure ever gave them." the Thirds later met with them for twenty minutes to console them on their loss, where Jordyn said she'd dedicate her performance that season to her memory. This not only raised eyebrows in a good way, it created quite a buzz for Gateway the remainder of the season and national attention as they tried to make the playoffs.

- Sisann Riel asked to be released from his contract. After his nation CTE'd, his teammates supported him and he was taken in as one of Cactus' own, but it feels strange because he isn't from there. Riel did not play in Twentytwo Cacti's MD 27 match at SC Cascadia so he could meet with team and league officials to find out if there was a way out of his contract. He was encouraged him to finish the season and the league agreed to help him any way they could so he could find the right place.

- Shortly following the final game of the season, Jordyn Third was privately told it was her final game in a Gateway Force kit. Gateway is a working-class city with very little affluence that's lucky to have pro teams. Even if she were to renegotiate for less money, the team cannot afford to keep her. As postseason press conferences in Gateway and Cactus were about to begin where her being sold to Twentytwo Cacti would be publicly announced, an outside group calling itself "the Fourth Force" came forward with enough money to not only keep Third but also have a bit left over, in exchange for partial ownership (it's illegal to just give a company money in 95X). A majority of the funds came from some of the countries' richest cities: Pacific City, University City, Cascadia, and even Oceanside; paperwork included disclosure information proving the group had no connections with any other teams.

- Xi Foureleven has privately told her agent that, despite her unwanted agelessness, she is deciding which season will be her last. Nothing concrete. SC Oceanside begins closed-door work on the highly secretive "Plan Sandcastle."

- The Brooklyn Cultures, owned by the Capital of Culture Creamery and best known for Capital of Culture Yogurt, conduct market research determining that different, more recognizable players could help them sell more yogurt. Brooklyn has been a successful yet plain team with little notoriety and talented yet unrecognized players. Falling out of the playoffs the final day of the season confirmed it was time for a change.

- With overall interest in the Spatula City Utensils registered by at least two other regular members of the NS Sports community, and their in-character quest to regain the prominence they once enjoyed, I'm making them the officially unofficial 'international team' if you will. IC, this means they're more likely to sign foreign players, and SLX will be offering both international TV and audio feeds as well as fully-produced broadcasts to interested foreign markets. As always, foreign press are welcome to negotiate with the teams directly for press box, press photography, etc., access.

- In either season 22 or 23, the recently reinstated Port Chester Ladybugs will rebrand and rename to Port Chester FC.

by **95X** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:26 pm

Soccer League X Season 21 Toal Goals Scored
Table reflects regular season games only.

Name         Goals
Foureleven      31
Third           20
Yorkton         19
Alcouin         15
Haskins         15
Roork           15
Mason           13
Powers          12
State           11
Oregonia        10
Polk            10
Kinney           9
Sumitsu          9
Animal           8
Bethel           8
Midori           8
Riel             8
Beaverton        7
Rhus             7
Eleventh         6
Quartz           5
Sunset           5
Winchester       5
Chelan           4
Prune            4
Glenn            3
Orenco           3
Shore            3
Eighteenth       2
King             2
Syblon           2
Thirtyfourth     2
Twohundredsecond 2
Bermar           1
Burns            1
Cara             1
Clackamas        1
Emerson          1
Fivetwelve       1
Leadbetter       1
Oneninetyninth   1
Oneseventysixth  1
Putnam           1
Reid             1
Samster          1
Shafford         1
Threefiftysecond 1

by **95X** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:49 am

New International Signings
Cascadia Seafox
Evan Chambers, CM, 20, TAE, previously with X Island Marauders (TAE)

Gateway Force
Lara Bail, LB, 32, BRE, previously with Kingsgrove (BRE)
Cathy Byrne, RB, 31, BRE, previously with Lotus Park (BRE)

Millennium City Eagles
Serge Boateng, MC, 21, SEM, previously with Copenbrok Klub (SEM)

SC Oceanside
Mana Kiatsrichaat, F, 20, NSI, previously with Project +90 (TRB)
Joan Apperatto, AM, 17, YTT, previously with Carvell School (YTT)

Spatula City Utensils
Johanna Cunningham, GK, 31, NPH, previously with Ritter Town (NPH)
Javier Marquez, DL, 22, SEM, previously with FC Nuholm (SEM)
Mikkel Johansson, DR, 23, SEM, previously with FC Nuholm (SEM)
Filip Stefansen, MC, 20, SEM, previously with FC Jansberg (SEM)

More info as time/interest permits.

by **95X** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:29 pm

Soccer League X
Season 22 · 95X Year 64

MD 1
Oceanside 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Foureleven :15, Leadbetter :88)

The season opener involved a rematch of last year's championship game. Both teams fielded somewhat different starting lineups while keeping their most recognizable players. The balance in the opening minutes was broken when Xi Foureleven exploited holes in the Cacti defense, giving Oceanside an early lead. Alessandra Leadbetter added to it in the closing minutes as SC Oceanside "expects" another championship and a strong showing in the upcoming Champions' Cup.

SC Cascadia 1–2 Spatula City
(Roork :9; Alcouin :38 :76)

Cascadia Bank Stadium hosted a huge crowd for a highly-anticipated matchup between the city's favorite team and the new-look Spatula City Utensils. The home crowd cheered on SC Cascadia to quickly take the lead. Spatula City, fielding three returning starters (Hannah Alcouin [USI], Jacoby Maltby, and Stacey Sunset), quickly regrouped. Alanna Rhus and Clay Beaverton, two SLX veterans who came to the Utensils in a trade with the Cascadia Seafox, started creating opportunities for Alcouin and others. The strategy worked and the game was tied at halftime. Possession in the second half went in favor of the Utensils, who'd go on to win.

Brooklyn 1–0 Pacific City
(Oneseventysixth :25)

Port Chester 1–2 Cascadia Seafox
(Eleventh :20; Beck :8, Powers :83)

Millennium City 0–0 Gateway

MD 2
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Gateway
(Oregonia :35)

Cascadia Seafox 3–0 Millennium City
(Syblon :14, Powers :39, Twelfth :52)

Pacific City 0–0 Port Chester

Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn
(Rhus :67)

Oceanside 0–0 SC Cascadia

MD 3
SC Cascadia 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
(State :67)

Brooklyn 0–0 Oceanside

Carrie Camassia, a former distance runner signed by the Brooklyn Cultures in their quest to sell more yogurt for corporate parent Capital of Culture Creamery, was listed as a midfielder on the roster. That didn't stop her from keeping pace with Xi Foureleven the entire match, keeping not only her but both teams from the score sheet. The high-fives from creamery executives would have to wait, as the Cultures' relatively weak offense couldn't find the net.

Port Chester 0–3 Spatula City
(Rhus :8, Alcouin :41, Sunset :88)

Port Chester's second run in Soccer League X is as an 'also-ran,' a far cry from the team that once won a Globe Cup. The older stadium, low fan support, and poor performance merely highlight the fact. The Utensils took advantage.

Millennium City 3–2 Pacific City
(Yorkton :41 :72, Euclid :46; Putnam :27 :64)

Gateway 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
(Ninetieth :45+1)

The home opener was anything but a warm welcome for the 0-1-1 Gateway Force, who hoped for a strong start to the season. Jordyn Third, whom fans wanted to have in Gateway following last season, was booed by some of those same fans during the intros and when she had possession. Some shouted slurs. Despite claiming she was okay as her husband forgave her antics during the Emperor's Cup, she played poorly in this one. Gateway would win, but Third went to the Force's women's locker room following the game shrouded in shame as anti-fans threw items at her that were most definitely not balloons.

MD 4
Twentytwo Cacti 2–1 Cascadia Seafox
(State :22, Samster :65; Beck :33)

Pacific City 0–1 Gateway
(Third :89)

Spatula City 1–0 Millennium City
(Beaverton :86)

Oceanside 1–0 Port Chester
(Foureleven :70)

SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn
(Beaverton :89)

MD 5
A day full of surprising early upsets!

Brooklyn 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Oneseventysixth :78)

Port Chester 1–0 SC Cascadia
(Burton :8)

Port Chester Ladybugs' Defender Lorena Burton surprised even herself when she scored the game's only goal against heavily-favored SC Cascadia.

Millennium City 2–0 Oceanside
(Yorkton :5 :34)

Oceanside's veterans underestimated a player they knew was unpredictable: Alyssa Yorkton. Short but built like a table with four legs in diagonal directions and can move in any direction at any time without slowing down or turning around, the early goal energized fans chanting, "beat Oceanside!", and "me, too!" (the antifan Xi Foureleven chant since her marriage). The second goal put Millennium City on top for good.

Gateway 0–1 Spatula City
(Sunset :31)

Jordyn Third's home woes continue as Spatula City was cheered on for the away win.

Cascadia Seafox 1–3 Pacific City
(Chambers :14; Polk :32 :57, Chelan :41)

Center midfielder Evan Chambers scored first for the Seafox. The Nationals rallied inside the Cascade Dome, as Isiah Polk scored on a throw-in and Alaina Chelan split the defense shortly before halftime. Polk scored the exclamation point twelve minutes into the second half, as Seafox fans filed for the exits and even the public address announcer realized the Nationals' local fans were the majority of remaining spectators.

MD 6
Twentytwo Cacti 3–0 Pacific City
(Oregonia :30 :68, Riverfront :63)

Alma Riverfront's a quiet, distributive midfielder on a team with lots of talent. When she makes the score sheet, it's time for the opposition to rethink their defense.

Spatula City 5–2 Cascadia Seafox
(Alcouin :24 :39, Sunset :34 :88, Beaverton :83; Powers :3, Twelfth :64)

The early lead for the Seafox lasted only twentyone minutes as Alcouin and Sunset scored three first half goals for the Utensils. Not only did Alcouin have an excellent game and came just shy of a hat trick twice, Stacey Sunset was beginning the best season of her young career as well. Utensils' chairperson and corporate mouthpiece Lisa Vrandenburg overheard two fans describe Alcouin and Sunset as 'water and sunlight leading to boiled Seafox.'

Oceanside 1–1 Gateway
(Foureleven :41; Third :62)

The first meeting between the most admired and least admired players in Soccer League X led to a rare sight: Xi Foureleven exchanging pleasantries with Jordyn Third following the draw. The two were rumored as seen at a speakeasy after the game, although others there at the same time describe large gaps in their memories.

SC Cascadia 0–0 Millennium City

Brooklyn 3–0 Port Chester
(Oneseventysixth :14, Camassia :49, Central :75)

Carrie Camassia scores her first goal off a spoon of Creamy Ann Delicious. Buy Capital of Culture Yogurt!

MD 7
Port Chester 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Honeywood :82)

Millennium City 1–0 Brooklyn
(Yorkton :33)

Gateway 0–1 SC Cascadia
(Roork :44)

Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Oceanside
(Syblon :21)

Pacific City 0–2 Spatula City
(Stefansen :45, Alcouin :71)

MD 8
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
(Rhus :38)

Oceanside 1–0 Pacific City
(Foureleven :61)

SC Cascadia 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
(Sumitsu :9)

Brooklyn 0–0 Gateway

Port Chester 0–1 Millennium City
(Boateng :64)

MD 9
Millennium City 0–3 Twentytwo Cacti
(State :67 :80, Oregonia :70)

First game of a nationally-televised doubleheader.

Gateway 1–0 Port Chester
(Third :33)

Fans left the game after Jordyn Third's goal. Out of the nine-thousand or so who attended, about a thousand remained for the rest of the game.

Cascadia Seafox 6–1 Brooklyn
(Powers :5 :81, Beck :22 :44, Elkton :40, Syblon :66; Denver :10)

Pacific City 0–1 SC Cascadia
(Reid :25)

Spatula City 1–2 Oceanside
(Alcouin :68; Foureleven :17, Apperatto :73)

XBN broadcast a nationwide doubleheader, pushing the start of the first meeting for most anticipated matchup of the season to 9 PM. The fact 95X is on a year-round hour-ahead time zone offset helped foreign audiences. Spatula City brought their 8-0 start into the game. Xi Foureleven answered the critics claims she'd softened, shaking off defenders Natalie Burns and Mikkel Johansson for the first goal of the game. It'd be 1-0 Oceanside going into halftime.

Shortly after play resumed, Spatula City's Clay Beaverton ran into Brittany Threefiftysecond, knocking her to the ground where she stayed. She'd been hurt. Although the referee determined no misconduct occurred and no cards were issued, Threefiftysecond was removed from the game and sent to the locker room to get checked out while seventeen-year-old Joan Apperatto was subbed in, slightly out of position, to replace her.

Hannah Alcouin tied the game on a corner kick, which lifted the atmosphere of the eight-thousand Spatula City supporters in the stands buoyed by coffee and energy drinks. Even one point against a wounded Oceanside would suffice, they thought.

But that's when the mystery of true youth would shine for Apperatto. Without the usual butterflies of young players in pressure situations, she'd already realized the Utensils defense was focused on Oceanside's veterans. Oceanside resumed play and minutes later she found herself with the ball as opportunity knocked. She took the shot and watched as it sailed into the goal. It'd be the game winner for Oceanside, and Xi Foureleven complimented Apperatto for being "adequate."

Oceanside had won the first meeting of the season, but there'd be three more to go.

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City            9    8   0   1    17    5  +12    24
 2 Twentytwo Cacti         9    5   0   4    10    6   +4    15
 3 Oceanside               9    4   3   2     7    5   +2    15
 4 SC Cascadia             9    4   2   3     5    4   +1    14
 5 Millennium City         9    4   2   3     7    9   -2    14
 6 Cascadia Seafox         9    4   0   5    16   14   +2    12
 7 Gateway                 9    3   3   3     4    4    0    12
 8 Brooklyn                9    3   2   4     6    9   -3    11
 9 Port Chester            9    2   1   6     3   11   -8     7
10 Pacific City            9    1   1   7     5   13   -8     4

by **95X** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:58 pm

MD 10
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Oceanside
(Womack :85)

Spatula City 0–1 SC Cascadia
(Eighteenth :35)

Pacific City 2–0 Brooklyn
(Putnam :8, Mason :69)

Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Port Chester
(Chambers :83)

Gateway 0–0 Millennium City

MD 11
Gateway 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti
(Prune :25, Third :42)

Attendees finally start respecting Jordyn Third, who had her first above-average game of the season.

Millennium City 1–2 Cascadia Seafox
(Yorkton :48; Syblon :58, Chambers :74)

Port Chester 0–0 Pacific City

Brooklyn 1–0 Spatula City
(Central :39)

SC Cascadia 0–1 Oceanside
(Foureleven :68)

MD 12
Twentytwo Cacti 0–2 SC Cascadia
(Sumitsu :27, Beaverton :53)

Oceanside 1–0 Brooklyn
(Kiatsrichaat :68)

Spatula City 2–0 Port Chester
(Sunset :12, Alcouin :26)

Pacific City 1–0 Millennium City
(King :53)

Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Gateway
(Third :32)

MD 13
Cascadia Seafox 0–2 Twentytwo Cacti
(Oregonia :54, Womack :74)

Gateway 5–1 Pacific City
(Third :8 :28 :43, Shore :20, Prune :65; Polk :48)

Gateway needed a cease and desist to stop a local paper from printing a headline reading, "Third's best trick since off-season." In 95X, doing so is neither terribly legal nor cheap.

Millennium City 0–1 Spatula City
(Sunset :53)

Port Chester 0–2 Oceanside
(Foureleven :18 :40)

Brooklyn 1–0 SC Cascadia
(Central :35)

MD 14
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Brooklyn
SC Cascadia 2–1 Port Chester
Oceanside 1–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 1–0 Gateway
Pacific City 4–3 Cascadia Seafox

MD 15
Pacific City 0–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Spatula City
Gateway 0–1 Oceanside
Millennium City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Port Chester 0–0 Brooklyn

MD 16
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Port Chester
Brooklyn 0–0 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Gateway
Oceanside 3–2 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 1–1 Pacific City

MD 17
Spatula City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 1–0 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 SC Cascadia
Gateway 1–0 Brooklyn
Millennium City 0–0 Port Chester

MD 18
Twentytwo Cacti 1–1 Millennium City
Port Chester 0–0 Gateway
Brooklyn 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 0–1 Pacific City
Oceanside 1–2 Spatula City

Standings Through MD 18

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           18   13   1   4    25   10  +15    40
 2 Oceanside              18   10   3   5    17   11   +6    33
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        18   10   1   7    18   12   +6    31
 4 SC Cascadia            18    9   2   7    12    9   +3    29
 5 Gateway                18    7   5   6    13    8   +5    26
 6 Brooklyn               18    6   4   8    10   14   -4    22
 7 Millennium City        18    5   6   7    10   15   -5    21
 8 Pacific City           18    6   3   9    16   24   -8    21
 9 Cascadia Seafox        18    6   0  12    24   29   -5    18
10 Port Chester           18    3   5  10     5   18  -13    14

At the halfway point, the Spatula City Utensils are in the lead, favorites SC Oceanside are second, while being chased tightly by the 3rd, 4th, and 5th-placed teams. Neither Millennium City nor Pacific City are please with where they stand, however the season is only half over.

by **95X** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:42 am

MD 19
Oceanside 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
SC Cascadia 0–1 Spatula City
Brooklyn 1–2 Pacific City
Port Chester 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 1–2 Gateway

MD 20
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Gateway
Cascadia Seafox 3–0 Millennium City
Pacific City 1–0 Port Chester
Spatula City 0–1 Brooklyn
Oceanside 0–1 SC Cascadia

MD 21
SC Cascadia 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 0–0 Oceanside
Port Chester 0–1 Spatula City
Millennium City 0–1 Pacific City
Gateway 1–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 22
Twentytwo Cacti 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
Pacific City 1–0 Gateway
Spatula City 2–0 Millennium City
Oceanside 1–0 Port Chester
SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn

MD 23
Brooklyn 1–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Port Chester 1–0 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 0–1 Oceanside
Gateway 1–1 Spatula City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Pacific City

MD 24
Twentytwo Cacti 2–1 Pacific City
Spatula City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
Oceanside 2–0 Gateway
SC Cascadia 1–2 Millennium City
Brooklyn 0–1 Port Chester

MD 25
Port Chester 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 1–0 Brooklyn
Gateway 0–3 SC Cascadia
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Oceanside
Pacific City 2–0 Spatula City

MD 26
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Spatula City
Oceanside 4–0 Pacific City
SC Cascadia 6–1 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 1–0 Gateway
Port Chester 0–1 Millennium City

MD 27
Millennium City 2–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Gateway 0–1 Port Chester
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Brooklyn
Pacific City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Spatula City 0–1 Oceanside

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           27   17   2   8    32   16  +16    53
 2 Oceanside              27   16   5   6    27   12  +15    53
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        27   17   1   9    29   17  +12    52
 4 SC Cascadia            27   13   2  12    24   16   +8    41
 5 Pacific City           27   12   3  12    25   32   -7    39
 6 Gateway                27    9   6  12    17   19   -2    33
 7 Millennium City        27    9   6  12    17   26   -9    33
 8 Brooklyn               27    8   5  14    14   22   -8    29
 9 Cascadia Seafox        27    9   1  17    30   41  -11    28
10 Port Chester           27    7   5  15     9   23  -14    26

by **95X** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:53 am

MD 28
Twentytwo Cacti 0–2 Oceanside
Spatula City 1–2 SC Cascadia
Pacific City 1–2 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Port Chester
Gateway 0–0 Millennium City

MD 29
Gateway 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 1–3 Cascadia Seafox
Port Chester 1–0 Pacific City
Brooklyn 0–1 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Oceanside

MD 30
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 0–0 Brooklyn
Spatula City 2–0 Port Chester
Pacific City 0–0 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 2–1 Gateway

MD 31
Cascadia Seafox 2–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Gateway 0–0 Pacific City
Millennium City 0–1 Spatula City
Port Chester 0–3 Oceanside
Brooklyn 0–1 SC Cascadia

MD 32
Twentytwo Cacti 1–1 Brooklyn
SC Cascadia 1–0 Port Chester
Oceanside 0–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 1–0 Gateway
Pacific City 1–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 33
Pacific City 2–4 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 1–2 Spatula City
Gateway 0–1 Oceanside
Millennium City 0–3 SC Cascadia
Port Chester 0–0 Brooklyn

MD 34
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Port Chester
Brooklyn 0–0 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 3–1 Gateway

With the loss, the Gateway Force are mathmetically eliminated from playoffs, and fall insolvent. Team owners and management are seen being forcibly removed from their offices by well-dressed shadowy individuals. The team would play its final two games with its bench.

Oceanside 4–0 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 1–0 Pacific City

MD 35
Spatula City 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 0–0 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 SC Cascadia
Gateway 0–2 Brooklyn
Millennium City 0–0 Port Chester

MD 36
Twentytwo Cacti 1–2 Millennium City
Port Chester 1–0 Gateway
Brooklyn 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 2–0 Pacific City
Oceanside 0–1 Spatula City

Final Standings

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           36   24   3   9    42   19  +23    75
 2 Oceanside              36   20   8   8    37   14  +23    68
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        36   21   4  11    40   26  +14    67
 4 SC Cascadia            36   20   3  13    38   20  +18    63
 5 Pacific City           36   13   6  17    29   42  -13    45
 6 Brooklyn               36   11   9  16    20   26   -6    42
 7 Millennium City        36   10  11  15    20   34  -14    41
 8 Cascadia Seafox        36   11   4  21    39   54  -15    37
 9 Gateway                36    9   8  19    19   30  -11    35
10 Port Chester           36    9   8  19    11   30  -19    35

Playoffs Presented by Plopsi^®
Round 1 (2v5, 3v4)
Oceanside 1–1 Pacific City (2–1 AET)
Twentytwo Cacti 0–0 SC Cascadia (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)

Round 2 (1 vs lowest remaining seed)
Spatula City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti

evilempire^® SLX Championship
Spatula City 0–0 Oceanside (0–0 AET) (8–9 pen.)

by **95X** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:40 pm

Only days after SC Oceanside won the Soccer League X Championship, starting defender Tameka Ninetyseventh received a phone call from a friend.

“You at home and sitting down?” her friend asked.

“Yeah, I just finished my workout, only have a few days to prepare for internationals.”

“Don’t get up, turn on AOSN!” her friend exclaimed.

Ninetyseventh powered on her TV and tuned to AOSN, unfazed at first, as they talked about SC Oceanside’s championship on penalty kicks. Her eyes opened wide and she dropped the phone as the graphics change.

“Tameka Ninetyseventh sold to Schottia’s Handon United,” the bottom of the screen read, as the commentators noted the United play in a country unknown to most 95Xers and missed even the Globe Cup.

A day later, she received a call from her agent, who said: “Oceanside management acted alone. I found out the same way you did.”

Ninetyseventh felt betrayed. As a professional she realized the team made a business decision without consulting anyone else first, but would carry a chip on her shoulder against them the rest of her career.

All in all, Oceanside had a good run in the Champions’ Cup and AOCL, advancing out of group stage in both yet falling to an Apoxian side in the former and a Calanian side in the latter. Ninetyseventh’s replacement, Erik Hunt, quickly picked up on his new team’s style of play and the critics in the stands and the media objectively noted he was a good addition to the team, even though losing Ninetyseventh was the cost.

Oceanside’s staff seemed to notice Xi Foureleven seemed to have added a few pounds, which wasn’t like her at all. This was brought up with the team physicians and led to a strange appointment attended by Xi, her husband Bo, and her ‘agent’ Jason NinetyfiveX.

A team of doctors walked in and introduced themselves, as an older man looked at Xi, removed his bifocals, and blinked.

Xi glared at him, thinking he was about to say or do something unprofessional even though her husband was right there.

“Mrs. Foureleven,” he says, “it really is you! I’m not surprised you don’t remember me, you were only twenty-four when I was the doctor on hand at the indoor soccer championship.”

Foureleven remembered exactly what he was talking about, and continued to view him with suspicion as she continued giving him her cold, indifferent stare. She disliked being seen by male doctors at the time, and long since normally refused care by male physicians.

“Why are you here?” she bluntly asked.

The doctor cut to the chase.

“You’re not cleared to play this upcoming soccer season. You’re—”

Meanwhile, on the snow-covered mountaintops of Cascade Island, a long “no!” was heard in the distance, which seemed to come from a physician’s office in Oceanside. Some of the snow shifted, and those who tracked the conditions were concerned of possible avalanches.

“Honey, that’s great!” Bo replies to the doctor’s news.

Xi smacked him across the face and stormed out of the room, leaving awkward silence between the doctors, Bo, and NinetyfiveX.

“I don’t get it,” Bo tried to reason. “We talked about our strange dreams one night during the off-season and we both agreed.”

NineyfiveX knew logic wouldn’t solve this.

“Bo, have you ever heard of the saying ‘if a man says something when nobody else is around to hear him, is he sill wrong?' This is one of those times.”

Xi Foureleven will miss a majority of the upcoming season as well as the upcoming AOCAF 49.

by **95X** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:16 pm

Foreign Players on Soccer League X Teams in Season 23

Brooklyn Cultures
Cassidy Moran (NPH), RM/RW, 33

SC Cascadia
Lara Bail (BRE), LB, 33
Cathy Byrne (BRE), RB, 32
Kelsey Jameson (BRE), RB, 31
Chikako "Chi-Chan" Sumitsu (CSI), CM, 20

Cascadia Seafox
Evan Chambers (TAE), 21

Millennium City Eagles
Serge Boateng (SEM), 22
Joan Serra (SAN), CM, 22

SC Oceanside
Joan Apperatto (YTT), AM, 18
Mana Kiatsrichaat (NSI), RF, 21

Port Chester Ladybugs
Jack Cranshaw (SCH), CB, 22
Riley MacGregor (SCH), AM, 22

Spatula City Utensils
Hannah Alcouin (NSI), ST, 21
Johanna Cunningham (BRE), GK, 32
Mikkel Johansson (SEM), DR, 24
Javier Marquez (SEM), DL, 23
Filip Stefansen (SEM), CM, 21

Twentytwo Cacti
Olaf Womack (COS), DM, 26

X SC
Chikako Aina (NSI), D, 21
Masami Inka (NSI), D, 21
Justine Law (MRT), F, 22
Courtney Mackenzie, (NSI), D, 21
Naoko Mio, (KZR), D, 21
Pete Phoenix (MRT), F, 22

MD 1
Twentytwo Cacti 2–1 Pacific City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Millennium City
X SC 1–0 Port Chester
Brooklyn 0–1 Spatula City
Oceanside 1–0 Cascadia Seafox

Jordyn Third's debut in a Pacific City Nationals uniform is spoiled with their season-opening away loss to Twentytwo Cacti. Contenders SC Cascadia and Spatula City won their openers, as did expansion X SC. Oceanside's victory came in front of 9,495 at Oceanside Stadium, which is low considering the 40,000 capacity.

MD 2
Pacific City 2–2 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 1–0 Oceanside
Port Chester 0–1 Brooklyn
Millennium City 3–1 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 SC Cascadia

The Spatula City Utensils defeat SC Oceanside in their home opener, when the Oceanside players realize: not only is Xi Foureleven their best offensive player, she's also their best defensive player and was able to fill the holes the rest of the team had. It's going to be a long way to the midseason break for AOCAF 49, and even longer before Foureleven is able to return.

MD 3
SC Cascadia 0–0 Pacific City
X SC 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 1–0 Millennium City
Oceanside 2–0 Port Chester
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Spatula City

MD 4
Pacific City 0–0 Spatula City
Port Chester 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 2–1 Oceanside
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Brooklyn
SC Cascadia 2–1 X SC

The Pacific City Nationals pick up their third draw in a row, and their second scoreless draw against a contending team.

MD 5
X SC 0–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 0–1 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 1–0 Port Chester

Five games into the season, Jordyn Third earns her first goal for Pacific City, which would lead to their first win of the season. Only 8,701 watched Oceanside take on Twentytwo Cacti at their home stadium. The other Cascade Island teams all added wins to their records.

MD 6
Pacific City 1–1 Port Chester
Millennium City 2–4 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 1–0 Oceanside
X SC 1–0 Brooklyn

Port Chester surprised Pacific City in the final minutes, leading to another draw for the Nationals. Hannah Alcouin and Stacey Sunset were surprisingly cheered for in Millennium City, as the higher-scoring win propelled the Utensils to the top of the early standings. SC Cascadia dealt Oceanside another loss.

MD 7
Brooklyn 2–1 Pacific City
Oceanside 1–0 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 SC Cascadia
Spatula City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Port Chester 0–2 Millennium City

MD 8
Pacific City 3–1 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Port Chester
SC Cascadia 2–1 Spatula City
X SC 0–2 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 3–0 Oceanside

MD 9
Oceanside 1–0 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Brooklyn
Spatula City 2–1 X SC
Port Chester 0–1 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti

Standings Through MD 9   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia             9    7   1   1     9    3   +6    22
 2 Spatula City            9    6   1   2    11    6   +5    19
 3 Twentytwo Cacti         9    6   0   3     9    5   +4    18
 4 Brooklyn                9    5   1   3     8    4   +4    16
 5 Oceanside               9    5   0   4     8    7   +1    15
 6 Cascadia Seafox         9    4   2   3     7    7    0    14
 7 Pacific City            9    2   4   3     9    9    0    10
 8 Millennium City         9    3   0   6    10   13   -3     9
 9 X SC                    9    2   0   7     5   12   -7     6
10 Port Chester            9    0   1   8     1   11  -10     1

MD 10
Pacific City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 0–1 SC Cascadia
Port Chester 1–1 X SC
Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Oceanside

MD 11
Cascadia Seafox 0–2 Pacific City
Oceanside 1–0 Spatula City
Brooklyn 1–0 Port Chester
X SC 2–1 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 12
Pacific City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 2–0 X SC
Millennium City 1–1 Brooklyn
Port Chester 0–1 Oceanside
Spatula City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox

The seventh-place Nationals' win at home against first-place SC Cascadia was a definite confidence-builder for the struggling team that was hoping they'd be contending this season. This allowed second-place Spatula City to gain ground in their win.

MD 13
Spatula City 0–3 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Port Chester
Oceanside 1–0 Millennium City
Brooklyn 1–1 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 1–0 SC Cascadia

In spite of bad puns, someone lit Pacific City on fire. And X SC took advantage of an off-guard SC Cascadia team that dropped two in a row. Twentytwo Cacti's draw put themselves in a tie for second with Spatula City.

MD 14
Pacific City 2–1 X SC
SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Oceanside
Millennium City 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Port Chester 0–1 Spatula City

Four wins in a row for Pacific City.

MD 15
Port Chester 0–1 Pacific City
Spatula City 1–0 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Oceanside 0–0 SC Cascadia
Brooklyn 1–0 X SC

MD 16
Pacific City 1–0 Brooklyn
X SC 2–2 Oceanside
SC Cascadia 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Spatula City
Millennium City 1–0 Port Chester

MD 17
Millennium City 1–0 Pacific City
Port Chester 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Spatula City 0–1 SC Cascadia
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 X SC
Oceanside 0–0 Brooklyn

MD 18
Pacific City 1–0 Oceanside
Brooklyn 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
X SC 0–1 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Port Chester
Twentytwo Cacti 0–0 Millennium City

Standings Through MD 18  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            18   13   2   3    15    5  +10    41
 2 Twentytwo Cacti        18   11   2   5    16    9   +7    35
 3 Spatula City           18   11   1   6    17   12   +5    34
 4 Pacific City           18    9   4   5    20   12   +8    31
 5 Brooklyn               18    8   4   6    14    9   +5    28
 6 Oceanside              18    8   3   7    13   12   +1    27
 7 Cascadia Seafox        18    7   2   9    11   16   -5    23
 8 Millennium City        18    6   2  10    15   19   -4    20
 9 X SC                   18    4   2  12    12   23  -11    14
10 Port Chester           18    1   2  15     3   19  -16     5

With the nation's best players taking part in AOCAF 49, Soccer League X scheduled an extended break. It would be time for players and teams to take an honest evaluation of themselves, and speculation over when Xi Foureleven would return was on the minds of her fans as well as SC Oceanside's real supporters. Thanks in part to a popular video game, Hannah Alcouin of the Spatula City Utensils seemed to become a new national favorite despite being a foreign player. SC Cascadia, playing in by far the largest stadium (seating capacity: 100,000) benefited from increased interest and ticket sales as a result of their first-place standings. The biggest loser? XBN, who reports extremely low viewership of televised games despite good performances by the teams in the largest cities and heavy promotion.

by **95X** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:51 pm

MD 19
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Pacific City
SC Cascadia 2–0 Millennium City
X SC 2–0 Port Chester
Brooklyn 0–1 Spatula City
Oceanside 3–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 20
Pacific City 3–2 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 0–0 Oceanside
Port Chester 6–1 Brooklyn
Millennium City 2–0 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 SC Cascadia

MD 21
SC Cascadia 2–0 Pacific City
X SC 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 1–1 Millennium City
Oceanside 1–0 Port Chester
Cascadia Seafox 3–0 Spatula City

SC Cascadia is the first team to 50 points on the season with their win over Pacific City, which falls into a tie with Oceanside with 34 points.

MD 22
Pacific City 1–0 Spatula City
Port Chester 2–1 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 0–2 Oceanside
Twentytwo Cacti 1–1 Brooklyn
SC Cascadia 0–1 X SC

MD 23
X SC 2–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 0–1 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 3–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 2–1 Port Chester

MD 24
Pacific City 2–1 Port Chester
Millennium City 0–0 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 1–0 Oceanside
X SC 0–1 Brooklyn

MD 25
Brooklyn 1–0 Pacific City
Oceanside 2–0 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 SC Cascadia
Spatula City 1–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Port Chester 0–0 Millennium City

MD 26
Pacific City 2–1 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Port Chester
SC Cascadia 1–0 Spatula City
X SC 0–2 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 0–1 Oceanside

SC Oceanside was up 1-0 in the second half in Brooklyn, when a frantic call was patched through to their sideline. Head Coach Ryan Broadway answered, expecting either a prank or something that could wait until after the game. His eyes opened wide, and he dropped the phone receiver in hysterics. While explaining to the rest of his staff that an emergency happened and he must leave the game, he tries to appoint assistant Ivy Blackstone to lead the team, when she insists she go with him. This frightened the Oceanside bench, leaving Broadway with no choice but to explain what was going on. Everyone started screaming with joy. "But not everyone can come!" Broadway reminded them. "And there will be time later! We have to win this game! That's why Eric [Threetwentythird, another assistant coach] will see to it that everyone else stays here while Blackstone and I go to Pacific City."

Jason Ninetyfivex also got the news, and immediately arrived outside the Pacific City hospital. A media circus had already gathered.

"Go spend your time on something else," Ninetyfivex says aloud to himself, while writing something on a tablet. The reporters scatter upon receipt of various phone calls, and Ninetyfivex is able to make his way into the hospital upon showing his credentials despite the worn-out sweatshirt and jeans that had seen better days. One reporter remained, Valerie Del Rey, a trusted and professional beat reporter with the Oceanside Press-Gazette. After a few hours, the two made rare small talk.

"It's early," she notes while chatting with Ninetyfivex. "Off the record, I was in town at the [Pacific City] Courier, they've taken an interest in my breaking general reporting over the last few years."

"Caught me by surprise, too," Ninetyfivex replied. "And I'm her agent."

Bo Foureleven then appeared in the lobby, relieved to find only the two there thus far.

"Hey, I have you to thank for this?" he asked Ninetyfivex, a bit out of breath.

Ninetyfivex nodded, while asking how 'she' is.

"She's just fine, she's not screaming, crying, sweating, blaming the multiverse for everything, or any of that other stuff," Bo explained.

That's when Broadway and Blackstone arrived.

"We just heard, hurried here as fast as we could on a packed express train," Broadway tried to apologize for the several hours delay. Bo shook his head, indicating they haven't missed anything yet.

"Dr. Allcome," the overhead speaker unexpectedly blared, "Dr. Allcome to room nineteen."

"NO!" Bo and Ninetyfivex yelled simultaneously, while Bo quickly told Ninetyfivex and everyone else to wait in the lobby. Bo ran back to his wife, where he learned it was a precaution given the fact Xi was on bedrest for much of the time, and her status.

Suddenly, the power failed and the emergency generators didn't kick in. The hospital plunged into darkness while staff hurried to attend to patients, and other frantic visitors began to worry.

"She is this powerful," Ninetyfivex reminded the group, although they needed no reminder. Screams were heard, and Del Rey was on her cell phone relaying information to a contact.

The power resumed, shortly thereafter Bo Foureleven powered his way into the lobby with words that became the next day's above the fold headline story on the number one 95X newspaper…

by **95X** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:32 am

IT'S A GIRL!

95X Soccer Star Xi Foureleven Gives Birth to Sarah Casablanca Foureleven at a Pacific City hospital.
By Valerie Del Rey, special for the Courier.
(Editors' Note: coverage of the day's economic, stock market, business, political, and international news, begins on Page A2.)

Several hours after the birth, Xi Foureleven herself was wheeled out, cradling Sarah in her arms, who appeared to be sleeping.

"Ah, isn't she cute?" was heard by multiple people.

That's when Sarah opened her eyes and instead of the usual smile, was realized she picked up her mom's looks, her dad's red eyes, and her mom's "death stare." She was a perfectly normal baby, however. Nearly everyone tries to come closer, when Sarah swatted her tiny arm towards the direction of Jason Ninetyfivex.

"Aw, how cute," Bo Foureleven joked, "she tried to smack Ninetyfivex!"

Xi Foureleven was surprisingly agitated. Something else was on her mind.

"How are we doing?" she bluntly asks Ryan Broadway.

"We… just got back into third place," Broadway replied, "But it's more important for you—"

"Such a disgrace!" Foureleven interrupted. "I shall be back before the end of the season!"

The commotion causes people in adjoining rooms to look at what was going on. Things like "hey is that really her?!" were overheard, so Ninetyfivex goes to the door and states some private business is taking place.

More details obviously happened, and they didn't wish for Foureleven to know the next game was against the Pacific City Nationals, at home. They really wanted her to stay at home and take care of the baby. But Xi's willpower was stronger than her husband's pleading and Ninetyfivex's tries to write on the tablet that she sits it out. Nothing could stop her.

Two days before MD 27, and only days after Sarah's birth, Xi Foureleven reported to SC Oceanside's business offices, and later in the day, practice facility. The team refused to comment on "personnel matters," but word was leaked. Rumors alone were enough to crash Soccer League X's ticket servers, and Oceanside Stadium was set to sell out the first time this season.

by **95X** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:23 pm

MD 27
XBN quickly assembled a broadcast team from their Cascadia station and dispatched them to Oceanside Stadium, who had to scramble to get things ready as no games were scheduled for national broadcast that day. SC Oceanside flat-out refused to return phone calls from even the network regarding Xi Foureleven's status, however hours before the match a low-level paper pusher for the Pacific City Nationals confirmed Xi Foureleven was on the game day roster for the match.

Fans arrived and filled the stadium hours before the gates opened. They'd only heard rumors, and as Oceanside took to the field to warm up, Xi Foureleven was nowhere in sight.

Had everyone been duped? Actually, an XBN staffer with access to the team facilities discovered Foureleven was warming up privately. That's when everyone at home learned before the fans in the stadium.

The starting eleven was introduced by the public address announcer for both teams. The Nationals, wearing their away black with yellow trim, were booed, with Jordyn Third receiving the loudest. Oceanside wore their home white with blue sleeves and blue shorts. Oceanside was introduced in their traditional fashion; the keeper first, the four defenders, five midfielders, then a dramatic pause. The words 'are we forgetting someone?' appeared on the big screens. The crowd begins cheering, which gets louder when a goal from last season was shown, but from a distance camera and fog effect added to the picture, an echo effect added to the sound.

Everyone knew.

"Beginning her record eighteenth season with Oceanside, the player that needs no further introduction, Xi Foureleven!"

The stadium heard the announcement partway through "eighteenth," as the cheers went over the top. Meanwhile on the Pacific City sideline, the coaching staff pouted, as they hoped the rumors were untrue. They were tied for fourth place with Spatula City, and only one point behind Oceanside for third.

"We can do this!" Jordyn Third reminded them, herself in her first season with Pacific City.

Oceanside 1–0 Pacific City

Xi Foureleven stole the show. Despite no goals and some rust, she played like she only missed a few games instead of all but the final ten games of a season. Eighteen-year-old Yttribian Joan Apperatto scored the lone goal of the match shortly after halftime. 27 possible points remained after the 3 Oceanside picked up this match, and if Xi had any say they'd get all of them.

Cascadia Seafox 5–0 Brooklyn
Spatula City 1–0 X SC
Port Chester 0–1 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 27 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            27   21   2   4    25    6  +19    65
 2 Twentytwo Cacti        27   15   5   7    22   13   +9    50
 3 Oceanside              27   14   5   8    23   13  +10    47
 4 Spatula City           27   14   4   9    22   19   +3    46
 5 Pacific City           27   13   4  10    29   23   +6    43
 6 Brooklyn               27   10   6  11    19   25   -6    36
 7 Cascadia Seafox        27   11   2  14    27   26   +1    35
 8 Millennium City        27    8   5  14    20   29   -9    29
 9 X SC                   27    7   2  18    17   33  -16    23
10 Port Chester           27    3   3  21    13   30  -17    12

The next day, XBN received the ratings:

95X Broadcast Ratings Corporation Overnight Ratings
Rank - Program - Network - Share
1. NVL Game of the Week - 9BC Black - 42.1
2. Mosh Metal Hero - Five - 34.6
3. Bigtopians Say the Darnedest Things - 9BC Yellow - 9.9
4. Whoops, My Dog Barfed! - Yak - 4.3
5. SLX Special Coverage - XBN - 3.9
6. Other (subscription/VOD/etc.) - N/A - 5.2

Jaws dropped. They were expecting the opposite, but were beaten by amateur-submitted-video theme show! Perhaps the nation outside the sports fans had moved on?

MD 28
Pacific City 4–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 0–1 SC Cascadia
Port Chester 2–1 X SC
Spatula City 0–1 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 0–2 Oceanside

MD 28 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            28   22   2   4    26    6  +20    68
 2 Oceanside              28   15   5   8    25   13  +12    50
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        28   15   5   8    24   17   +7    50
 4 Pacific City           28   14   4  10    33   25   +8    46
 5 Spatula City           28   14   4  10    22   20   +2    46
 6 Brooklyn               28   11   6  11    20   25   -5    39
 7 Cascadia Seafox        28   11   2  15    27   28   -1    35
 8 Millennium City        28    8   5  15    20   30  -10    29
 9 X SC                   28    7   2  19    18   35  -17    23
10 Port Chester           28    4   3  21    15   31  -16    15

Two teams were tied for fourth; Cacti's loss and Oceanside's win created another tie for second place, but SC Cascadia extended their lead for first.

MD 29
Cascadia Seafox 1–2 Pacific City
Oceanside 1–0 Spatula City
Brooklyn 2–0 Port Chester
X SC 1–2 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 29 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            29   22   3   4    26    6  +20    69
 2 Oceanside              29   16   5   8    26   13  +13    53
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        29   15   6   8    24   17   +7    51
 4 Pacific City           29   15   4  10    35   26   +9    49
 5 Spatula City           29   14   4  11    22   21   +1    46
 6 Brooklyn               29   12   6  11    22   25   -3    42
 7 Cascadia Seafox        29   11   2  16    28   30   -2    35
 8 Millennium City        29    9   5  15    22   31   -9    32
 9 X SC                   29    7   2  20    19   37  -18    23
10 Port Chester           29    4   3  22    15   33  -18    15

The scoreless draw between SC Cascadia and Twentytwo Cacti muddied the waters, and Oceanside's win over Spatula City means the Brooklyn Cultures still have a chance to play a spoiler role and perhaps make the playoffs themselves.

MD 30
Pacific City 1–1 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 2–0 X SC
Millennium City 0–0 Brooklyn
Port Chester 0–0 Oceanside
Spatula City 0–1 Cascadia Seafox

What horrible timing for some surprise matches! The only team in playoff position to win this day was Twentytwo Cacti, and Xi Foureleven lambasted Oceanside after the draw with the last place Port Chester Ladybugs. SC Cascadia appears to coast to a first-place finish, Oceanside and Twentytwo Cacti were now tied for second, Pacific City four points behind them in fourth, Spatula City four points below them in fifth, and sixth-place Brooklyn just three points away from the playoffs.

MD 31
Spatula City 0–1 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Port Chester
Oceanside 1–0 Millennium City
Brooklyn 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 0–3 SC Cascadia

MD 31 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            31   23   4   4    30    7  +23    73
 2 Oceanside              31   17   6   8    27   13  +14    57
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        31   16   7   8    26   17   +9    55
 4 Pacific City           31   16   5  10    37   27  +10    53
 5 Spatula City           31   14   4  13    22   23   -1    46
 6 Brooklyn               31   12   8  11    22   25   -3    44
 7 Cascadia Seafox        31   13   2  16    30   30    0    41
 8 Millennium City        31    9   6  16    22   32  -10    33
 9 X SC                   31    7   2  22    19   42  -23    23
10 Port Chester           31    4   4  23    15   34  -19    16

SC Cascadia clinched first place in the standings and qualified for the Champions' Cup with their win over X SC. Pacific City's win over Spatula City puts the Utensils' postseason hopes in peril.

MD 32
Pacific City 2–0 X SC
SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Oceanside
Millennium City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
Port Chester 1–0 Spatula City

The Pacific City Nationals surge into third thanks to their win and Cacti's loss to SC Oceanside. SC Cascadia dealt the Brooklyn Cultures a loss, so all Spatula City needed was a win over last-place Port Chester. They didn't get it.

MD 33
Port Chester 0–2 Pacific City
Spatula City 0–1 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Oceanside 2–0 SC Cascadia
Brooklyn 0–0 X SC

Oceanside's win over first place SC Cascadia may have been the marquee match, but further down the table Brooklyn moved to within one point of the Utensils, and the seventh-place Cascadia Seafox were also only four points away from Spatula City, who lost to eighth-place Millennium City. It's crunch time, and Spatula City was the team being crunched.

MD 34
Pacific City 3–1 Brooklyn
X SC 1–0 Oceanside
SC Cascadia 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
Millennium City 2–1 Port Chester

MD 34 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            34   25   4   5    34    9  +25    79
 2 Oceanside              34   19   6   9    30   14  +16    63
 3 Pacific City           34   19   5  10    44   28  +16    62
 4 Twentytwo Cacti        34   16   8  10    26   19   +7    56
 5 Spatula City           34   15   4  15    23   25   -2    49
 6 Brooklyn               34   12   9  13    23   29   -6    45
 7 Cascadia Seafox        34   13   3  18    30   35   -5    42
 8 Millennium City        34   12   6  16    27   33   -6    42
 9 X SC                   34    8   3  23    20   44  -24    27
10 Port Chester           34    5   4  25    17   38  -21    19

Spatula City's win and Brooklyn's loss gives the Utensils a badly-needed four-point lead. SC Cascadia's win against the crosstown Seafox ended the latter's dim chance of making the playoffs, as they fall seven points behind the Utensils with two games remaining. Oceanside's MD 36 match with Pacific City looks to be a battle for playoff position, and a grudge match of sorts at the Nationals' home stadium.

MD 35
Millennium City 0–2 Pacific City
Port Chester 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Spatula City 0–0 SC Cascadia
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 X SC
Oceanside 1–0 Brooklyn

With Spatula City's draw to first-place SC Cascadia and SC Oceanside's win over Brooklyn, the playoff picture was set. Although Pacific City and Oceanside had unfinished business with each other, one point separated the two of them, and only one team can be in second place.

MD 36
Very few people remember when Xi Foureleven played for the Pacific City Nationals in the first five years of Soccer League X's existence. It didn't stop Pacific City from reminding them ahead of the final game of the season.

Xi Foureleven was booed from the start, and things she'd never heard before, like "you're old!" and "retire!" were being chanted by the fans. Someone even brought a sign saying "A pixellated Alcouin is prettier!"

It backfired. Foureleven countered the negative energy, and played like the Foureleven the nation knew and loved. Two goals and one assist to Alessandra Leadbetter later, SC Oceanside won the game and second place.

Pacific City 0–3 Oceanside
Brooklyn 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
X SC 1–0 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Port Chester
Twentytwo Cacti 2–0 Millennium City

MD 36 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia            36   26   5   5    35    9  +26    83
 2 Oceanside              36   21   6   9    34   14  +20    69
 3 Pacific City           36   20   5  11    46   31  +15    65
 4 Twentytwo Cacti        36   17   8  11    28   20   +8    59
 5 Spatula City           36   15   5  16    23   26   -3    50
 6 Cascadia Seafox        36   14   4  18    32   36   -4    46
 7 Brooklyn               36   12   9  15    23   31   -8    45
 8 Millennium City        36   12   6  18    27   37  -10    42
 9 X SC                   36    9   4  23    22   45  -23    31
10 Port Chester           36    6   4  26    18   39  -21    22

Playoffs Presented by Plopsi^®
Round 1 (2v5, 3v4)
#2 Oceanside 0–1 #5 Spatula City
(Stefansen :52)

The Spatula City Utensils surprised everyone with their win over heavily-favored SC Oceanside. Next stop, SC Cascadia in the Second Round.

#3 Pacific City 1–0 #4 Twentytwo Cacti
(Third :26)

After the game, Jordyn Third was asked what it felt like to play in her first SLX Playoff Game after many dismal seasons in now-defunct Gateway.

"Amazing!" she panted, "I knew this was a great team and told everyone I wanted to come here to win, and we're gonna do just that!"

Although they didn't know it as the Oceanside/Spatula City game was yet to be played, as the top team to win the first round, the Pacific City Nationals would play for the League Championship.

Round 2 (1 vs lowest remaining seed)
#1 SC Cascadia 0–1 #5 Spatula City
(Alcouin :83)

At least 30,000 Utensils fans made the trip to Cascadia, spatulas in hand, and witnessed their team perform yet another upset.

The Utensils hadn't won the SLX Championship in twelve years, and were going to their second consecutive championship game. Pacific City had never won.

evilempire^® SLX Championship
Pacific City 0–1 Spatula City
(Alcouin :35)

The Spatula City Utensils promised the multiverse they'd put together a championship team; despite a nail-biting regular season they did just that. The win didn't come easy, as Johanna Cunningham successfully contended twelve shots on goal, most of them in the second half, with six of them from Jordyn Third herself. Pacific City had a strange defensive communication error midway through the first half, leading to Hannah Alcouin's goal.

The agony continues for the Pacific City Nationals, who came so close yet came up short at home, the domed Lucky Businessperson Arena in Pacific City. They earned another trip to the Globe Cup, though it seemed a sorry consolation to what Third wanted to do for her new team.

The Spatula City Utensils are entered into the UICA Champions' Cup and AOCL as Soccer League X Champions. SC Cascadia is entered to the UICA Champions' Cup for winning the regular season. SC Oceanside, the Nationals, and Twentytwo Cacti are the Globe Cup entrants.

by **95X** » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:48 pm

Soccer League X
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(OOC: Some information wouldn't be printed as-is if it were in-character. It's presented so other NS users can better understand the state of the league.)

Brooklyn Cultures
Colors: Red and Cream White
UICA Rank: 157th
Last Season: 12-9-15, 45 points, 7th
International Players: Cassidy Moran (Nephara)
Analysis: Brooklyn has played an "also ran" role the last several seasons. Under the ownership of the Capital of Culture Creamery Corporation, the team has been viewed as an advertisement for their yogurt and dairy products.
Projected Finish: 7th

SC Cascadia
Colors: Green and Yellow
UICA Rank: 25th
Last Season: 26-5-5, 83 points, 1st; lost Round 2 Playoff Game; lost to Directus (EUR) in Champions' Cup Eighth-Finals
International Players: Lara Bail, Cathy Byrne, Kelsey Jameson (Brenecia); Chikako "Chi-Chan" Sumitsu (Central Sunrise Islands)
Analysis: SC Cascadia is coming off one of the best regular season records in Soccer League X history, with 9 opposing goals all season. Despite bowing out of the playoffs, A good run in the Champions' Cup means Cascadia has a good chance of picking up a title and/or some hardware this season.
Projected Finish: 1st

Cascadia Seafox
Colors: Blue and Green
UICA Rank: 199th
Last Season: 14-4-18, 46 points, 6th
International Players: Evan Chambers (Taeshan)
Analysis: The Seafox could make the SLX Playoffs this season, through the fact several comparable teams might have slipped. However, several of their better players are on the wrong side of 30, and changes down the line could come quickly.
Projected Finish: 5th

Millennium City Eagles
Colors: Yellow and White
UICA Rank: 214th
Last Season: 12-6-18, 42 points, 8th
International Players: Joan Serra (San Llera); Serge Boateng (Semarland)
Analysis: Another team that's holding on, hoping to return to UICA contention. Despite some lineup shuffling, they'll have to keep hoping.
Projected Finish: 8th

SC Oceanside
Colors: Blue and White
UICA Rank: 14th
Last Season: 21-6-9, 69 points, 2nd; lost Round 1 Playoff Game; did not advance from Globe Cup Group Stage
International Players: Mana Kiatsrichaat (Northern Sunrise Islands); Joan Apperatto (Yttribia)
Analysis: Oceanside did a fine job without Xi Foureleven, who had to readjust when she returned midseason. The most well-known, sometimes hot-headed, somewhat-disrespected 95Xer to ever play soccer seems a bit softer than before. Perhaps the extended break helped them regroup, or maybe their dominance is over.
Projected Finish: 3rd

Pacific City Nationals
Colors: Blue and Black
UICA Rank: 183rd
Last Season: 20-5-11, 65 points, 3rd; lost SLX Championship Game; lost to Fontvielle Impact (VLD) in Globe Cup Qualifying Round
International Players: Kyra Ferrant (Cosumar)
Analysis: The loss of Isiah Polk to injury during the Globe Cup came as the team hoped to become a serious Soccer League X contender. Their young domestic replacement shows promise, however only time will tell if he will succeed. Jodryn Third will play her second season for the team.
Projected Finish: 4th

Spatula City Utensils
Colors: Red and Yellow
UICA Rank: 64th
Last Season: 15-5-16, 50 points, 5th; Won SLX Championship; did not advance from Champions' Cup Group Stage; lost to Mar Sara FC (VAL) in AOCL Semifinals
International Players: Hannah Alcouin (Northern Sunrise Islands); Johanna Cunningham (Nephara); Mikkel Johansson, Javier Marquez, Filip Stefansen, Adnan Sunde (Semarland)
Analysis: The league champions won the hard way (won 3 playoff games as the visiting side). A powerful and entertaining team that will look to go all the way for a second year in a row.
Projected Finish: 2nd

Tenth Soccer League X Team, d.b.a. "X SC"
Colors: Black and White
Last Season: 9-4-23, 31 points, 9th
International Players: Chikako Aina, Masami Inka, Courtney Mackenzie (Northern Sunrise Islands); Naoko Mio (Kazamatsuri); Justine Law, Pete Phoenix (Mertagne)
Analysis: Wu Fivetwelve asked for a transfer to Pacific City's new, second team, partially to bring veteran leadership to the young lineup and partially to play in her home city where her husband still lives and works. Midfielder Cayla Euclid also finds herself wrapping up her playing career here this season after leaving the Millennium City Eagles for cash.
Projected Finish: 9th

Twentytwo Cacti
Colors: Green and White
UICA Rank: 115
Last Season: 17-8-11, 59 points, 4th; lost Round 1 Playoff Game; lost to Willox Street Pirates (PCR) in Globe Cup Play-Off Round
International Players: Olaf Womack (Cosumar)
Analysis: Cacti started a rebuilding program, using several of their older players who are close to retirement to train what they hope will be the future of soccer in 95X. Even if it works, the focus has shifted from the team that surprised Oceanside several seasons ago to the long-term, meaning this season might not be such a good season for them.
Projected Finish: 6th

University City
Colors: Orange and Black
Last Season: 6-4-26, 22 points, 10th
International Players: Jack Cranshaw, Riley MacGregor (Schottia)
Analysis: The new owners of the Port Chester Ladybugs moved the team to one of the largest cities in 95X, which lost its soccer team when the B League folded. With the change in scenery from the beaches of Cascade Island and sand in every sandal, to desolate factories and dense urban skyscrapers should put a sense of urgency to the work they'll need to do to turn things around. Unlikely to happen this season.
Projected Finish: 10th

by **95X** » Sat Feb 27, 2016 7:03 am

MD 1
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 SC Cascadia
Pacific City 1–0 Spatula City
X SC 3–2 Millennium City
Brooklyn 1–0 University City
Oceanside 3–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 2
SC Cascadia 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
University City 1–2 Oceanside
Millennium City 1–0 Brooklyn
Spatula City 1–0 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Pacific City

MD 3
Pacific City 0–2 SC Cascadia
X SC 1–2 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 1–2 Spatula City
Oceanside 0–1 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 University City

MD 4
SC Cascadia 3–0 University City
Millennium City 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Spatula City 1–0 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Brooklyn
Pacific City 1–0 X SC

MD 5
X SC 1–0 SC Cascadia
Brooklyn 1–1 Pacific City
Oceanside 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
University City 2–2 Millennium City

MD 6
SC Cascadia 1–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 0–1 University City
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 0–1 Oceanside
X SC 0–1 Brooklyn

MD 7
Brooklyn 0–2 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 1–0 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Pacific City
University City 0–0 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 0–1 Spatula City

MD 8
SC Cascadia 1–0 Spatula City
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Millennium City
Pacific City 1–0 University City
X SC 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 2–0 Oceanside

MD 9
Oceanside 0–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 2–1 Brooklyn
University City 1–0 X SC
Millennium City 1–0 Pacific City
Spatula City 3–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 9 Standings           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 SC Cascadia             9    6   2   1    10    1   +9    20
 2 Spatula City            9    6   0   3     9    4   +5    18
 3 Oceanside               9    5   1   3    10    5   +5    16
 4 Twentytwo Cacti         9    5   1   3     6    6    0    16
 5 Millennium City         9    4   2   3     8    7   +1    14
 6 Pacific City            9    3   2   4     4    6   -2    11
 7 Brooklyn                9    3   1   5     7    9   -2    10
 8 Cascadia Seafox         9    2   3   4     3    9   -6     9
 9 University City         9    2   2   5     5   10   -5     8
10 X SC                    9    2   0   7     5   10   -5     6

MD 10
SC Cascadia 2–2 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 1–0 Pacific City
Millennium City 1–0 X SC
University City 0–0 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 2–1 Oceanside

MD 11
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 0–0 University City
Brooklyn 0–0 Millennium City
X SC 0–1 Spatula City
Pacific City 0–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 12
SC Cascadia 3–0 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 X SC
Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn
Millennium City 2–0 Oceanside
University City 0–3 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 13
University City 2–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 1–1 Millennium City
Oceanside 4–1 Spatula City
Brooklyn 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
X SC 0–0 Pacific City

MD 14
SC Cascadia 1–0 X SC
Pacific City 3–2 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Oceanside
Spatula City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 2–4 University City

MD 15
Millennium City 0–1 SC Cascadia
University City 1–0 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
Oceanside 2–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 1–1 X SC

MD 16
SC Cascadia 2–0 Brooklyn
X SC 0–0 Oceanside
Pacific City 0–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 University City
Spatula City 1–2 Millennium City

MD 17
Spatula City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
University City 1–0 Pacific City
Twentytwo Cacti 0–0 X SC
Oceanside 2–0 Brooklyn

MD 18
SC Cascadia 0–1 Oceanside
Brooklyn 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 1–1 University City
Pacific City 0–2 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 Spatula City

MD 18 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           18   11   1   6    17   12   +5    34
 2 SC Cascadia            18   10   3   5    19    8  +11    33
 3 Oceanside              18   10   3   5    21   11  +10    33
 4 Twentytwo Cacti        18   10   3   5    18   10   +8    33
 5 Millennium City        18    9   4   5    20   14   +6    31
 6 University City        18    6   5   7    14   17   -3    23
 7 Brooklyn               18    5   4   9    12   18   -6    19
 8 Cascadia Seafox        18    4   6   8     8   19  -11    18
 9 Pacific City           18    4   4  10     8   19  -11    16
10 X SC                   18    2   5  11     7   16   -9    11

At the halfway mark, only three points separate first place from fifth. With eight points between fifth and sixth, the lower half of the table has their work cut out for them.

by **95X** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:47 pm

MD 19
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 SC Cascadia
Pacific City 2–1 Spatula City
X SC 0–1 Millennium City
Brooklyn 1–0 University City
Oceanside 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 20
SC Cascadia 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
University City 1–0 Oceanside
Millennium City 2–1 Brooklyn
Spatula City 1–0 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 Pacific City

MD 21
Pacific City 0–1 SC Cascadia
X SC 3–1 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 0–1 Spatula City
Oceanside 2–0 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 University City

MD 22
SC Cascadia 3–0 University City
Millennium City 2–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Spatula City 1–0 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 Brooklyn
Pacific City 1–0 X SC

MD 23
X SC 1–0 SC Cascadia
Brooklyn 3–0 Pacific City
Oceanside 0–0 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
University City 0–1 Millennium City

MD 24
SC Cascadia 0–0 Millennium City
Spatula City 0–0 University City
Cascadia Seafox 1–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 1–0 Oceanside
X SC 0–1 Brooklyn

MD 25
Brooklyn 0–1 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 3–0 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Pacific City
University City 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 2–0 Spatula City

MD 26
SC Cascadia 0–3 Spatula City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Millennium City
Pacific City 1–0 University City
X SC 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 0–1 Oceanside

MD 27
Oceanside 1–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 1–1 Brooklyn
University City 0–0 X SC
Millennium City 0–0 Pacific City
Spatula City 0–1 Cascadia Seafox

MD 27 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           27   16   2   9    25   17   +8    50
 2 Oceanside              27   15   4   8    30   14  +16    49
 3 SC Cascadia            27   14   5   8    25   13  +12    47
 4 Millennium City        27   13   7   7    28   20   +8    46
 5 Twentytwo Cacti        27   13   6   8    25   18   +7    45
 6 Cascadia Seafox        27    7  10  10    15   26  -11    31
 7 Brooklyn               27    8   6  13    20   25   -5    30
 8 Pacific City           27    8   6  13    14   26  -12    30
 9 University City        27    7   7  13    15   25  -10    28
10 X SC                   27    4   7  16    11   24  -13    19

by **95X** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:32 pm

MD 28
SC Cascadia 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
Spatula City 1–0 Pacific City
Millennium City 0–1 X SC
University City 1–2 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 0–2 Oceanside

MD 29
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 1–0 University City
Brooklyn 3–0 Millennium City
X SC 0–0 Spatula City
Pacific City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 30
SC Cascadia 1–1 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 X SC
Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn
Millennium City 1–0 Oceanside
University City 1–3 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 31
University City 0–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Millennium City
Oceanside 1–0 Spatula City
Brooklyn 3–2 Cascadia Seafox
X SC 0–0 Pacific City

MD 32
SC Cascadia 1–0 X SC
Pacific City 1–3 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Oceanside
Spatula City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 2–0 University City

MD 33
Millennium City 0–1 SC Cascadia
University City 0–0 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Oceanside 5–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 0–1 X SC

With these results, the playoff teams are set. Sixth place Brooklyn remains ten points behind fifth place Millennium City with nine possible points remaining.

MD 34
SC Cascadia 0–1 Brooklyn
X SC 0–1 Oceanside
Pacific City 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 0–2 University City
Spatula City 1–0 Millennium City

MD 35
Spatula City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
University City 0–0 Pacific City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 X SC
Oceanside 0–1 Brooklyn

MD 36
SC Cascadia 0–1 Oceanside
Brooklyn 0–2 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 0–0 University City
Pacific City 1–0 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 1–1 Spatula City

MD 36 Standings          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Oceanside              36   21   5  10    41   17  +24    68
 2 Spatula City           36   21   5  10    31   19  +12    68
 3 Twentytwo Cacti        36   18   7  11    33   23  +10    61
 4 SC Cascadia            36   17   7  12    29   18  +11    58
 5 Millennium City        36   15   7  14    31   29   +2    52
 6 Brooklyn               36   14   6  16    33   33    0    48
 7 Cascadia Seafox        36   10  12  14    21   35  -14    42
 8 Pacific City           36   10  10  16    20   36  -16    40
 9 University City        36    8  11  17    19   33  -14    35
10 X SC                   36    6  10  20    13   28  -15    28

Playoffs Presented by Plopsi^®
Round 1 (2v5, 3v4)
#2 Spatula City 3–2 #5 Millennium City
#3 Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 #4 SC Cascadia

Round 2 (1 vs lowest remaining seed)
#1 Oceanside 0–1 #3 Twentytwo Cacti

evilempire^® SLX Championship
Spatula City 2–1 Twentytwo Cacti

The Spatula City Utensils score two goals in the second half to win their second consecutive Soccer League X Championship.

The Spatula City Utensils are entered into the UICA Champions' Cup and AOCL as Soccer League X Champions. SC Oceanside is entered to the UICA Champions' Cup for winning the regular season. Twentytwo Cacti, SC Cascadia, and Millennium City are the Globe Cup entrants.

by **95X** » Fri May 27, 2016 1:04 pm

The big news this season came before it began: Xi Foureleven announced her retirement following this season. Citing only "professionalism," she made the announcement herself in a short statement at the league offices instead of the customary team press conference.

Also of note:
* Due to a player strike abroad, 95X National Team midfielder Sam Seventyfifth returns to the Spatula City Utensils for the season. He will return to Atlético Nacional following the Soccer League X Season.
* Former 95X National Team forward Krista Beal returns from abroad to University City. Sent packing due to a hot temper, it's considered her last chance to play soccer.
* Dominque Bethel returns from abroad to the Pacific City Nationals.
* Mollie Kinney returns from abroad to X SC, where she is reunited with former Brooklyn teammate Wu Fivetwelve.

MD 1
University City 0–1 Spatula City
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Pacific City
X SC 0–0 Oceanside
Millennium City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 0–0 SC Cascadia

MD 2
Spatula City 0–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Brooklyn
Oceanside 2–0 Millennium City
Pacific City 3–0 X SC
University City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 3
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Spatula City
X SC 0–1 University City
Millennium City 2–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 1–2 Oceanside
SC Cascadia 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 4
Spatula City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Oceanside 0–1 SC Cascadia
Pacific City 0–0 Brooklyn
University City 1–0 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 2–0 X SC

MD 5
X SC 0–2 Spatula City
Millennium City 1–1 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 1–0 University City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Pacific City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Oceanside

MD 6
Spatula City 0–0 Oceanside
Pacific City 2–1 Twentytwo Cacti
University City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Brooklyn
X SC 2–1 Millennium City

MD 7
Millennium City 3–2 Spatula City
Brooklyn 1–0 X SC
SC Cascadia 0–1 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 University City
Oceanside 2–1 Pacific City

MD 8
Spatula City 2–0 Pacific City
University City 0–0 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 0–2 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 2–0 Brooklyn

MD 9
Brooklyn 1–0 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 2–0 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 X SC
Oceanside 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Pacific City 2–0 University City

MD 10
Spatula City 4–1 University City
Pacific City 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
Oceanside 0–1 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn

MD 11
SC Cascadia 0–1 Spatula City
Brooklyn 2–2 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 0–1 Oceanside
X SC 0–0 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 University City

MD 12
Spatula City 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
University City 0–1 X SC
Pacific City 1–1 Millennium City
Oceanside 2–1 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 SC Cascadia

MD 13
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Oceanside
Brooklyn 2–1 Pacific City
Millennium City 2–0 University City
X SC 2–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 14
Spatula City 1–0 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Millennium City
University City 1–0 Brooklyn
Pacific City 1–2 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 2–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 15
Oceanside 0–1 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 3–0 Pacific City
SC Cascadia 1–0 University City
Brooklyn 3–0 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 0–1 X SC

MD 16
Spatula City 1–0 Millennium City
X SC 1–1 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 SC Cascadia
University City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 0–1 Oceanside

MD 17
Pacific City 1–0 Spatula City
Oceanside 3–1 University City
Twentytwo Cacti 3–1 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 1–0 X SC
Brooklyn 0–0 Millennium City

MD 18
Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn
Millennium City 3–2 SC Cascadia
X SC 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Oceanside
University City 2–0 Pacific City

Standings through MD 18  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           18   12   2   4    19    7  +12    38
 2 Oceanside              18   10   3   5    17    9   +8    33
 3 SC Cascadia            18   10   2   6    15    9   +6    32
 4 University City        18    8   1   9    12   16   -4    25
 5 Brooklyn               18    6   5   7    14   14    0    23
 6 Twentytwo Cacti        18    7   2   9    14   14    0    23
 7 X SC                   18    6   4   8     9   15   -6    22
 8 Millennium City        18    6   3   9    16   19   -3    21
 9 Cascadia Seafox        18    6   2  10     9   19  -10    20
10 Pacific City           18    5   4   9    16   19   -3    19

Through the first half of the season, the biggest surprise is University City in fourth, and Pacific City in last place. SC Oceanside will start playing its final away games with Xi Foureleven in the second half of the season, which is a sad day for many but a desired day for some.

by **95X** » Sun May 29, 2016 8:38 am

Xi Foureleven went to Jason Ninetyfivex's office. Empty. Next to a computer, she finds a note next to a dusty keyboard. She reads it, actually cries for a bit, because she knew she deserved better.

Ninetyfivex never gave Foureleven access to his own computer, but this was different and time was running out. She sits down, regains her composure, enters the passwords, and presses a button.

Since Foureleven's an RP character though, she was blown against the back wall by high-force winds. They rippled through her as she felt the second half of the season flash before her eyes. She experienced nanoseconds of differing emotions as she realized just what had happened.

MD 19
University City 0–2 Spatula City
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 Pacific City
X SC 0–1 Oceanside
Millennium City 0–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Brooklyn 1–0 SC Cascadia

MD 20
Spatula City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Brooklyn
Oceanside 2–1 Millennium City
Pacific City 1–0 X SC
University City 0–0 Cascadia Seafox

MD 21
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Spatula City
X SC 2–0 University City
Millennium City 1–1 Pacific City
Brooklyn 1–0 Oceanside
SC Cascadia 1–1 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 22
Spatula City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Oceanside 1–0 SC Cascadia
Pacific City 0–0 Brooklyn
University City 1–0 Millennium City
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 X SC

MD 23
X SC 0–0 Spatula City
Millennium City 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
Brooklyn 1–0 University City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Pacific City
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Oceanside

MD 24
Spatula City 0–0 Oceanside
Pacific City 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
University City 0–0 SC Cascadia
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 Brooklyn
X SC 0–1 Millennium City

MD 25
Millennium City 1–1 Spatula City
Brooklyn 2–0 X SC
SC Cascadia 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 University City
Oceanside 1–0 Pacific City

MD 26
Spatula City 1–0 Pacific City
University City 0–1 Oceanside
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
X SC 0–0 SC Cascadia
Millennium City 3–0 Brooklyn

MD 27
Brooklyn 0–1 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 3–2 Millennium City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 X SC
Oceanside 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
Pacific City 1–1 University City

MD 28
Spatula City 2–0 University City
Pacific City 2–1 Cascadia Seafox
Oceanside 1–1 X SC
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Millennium City
SC Cascadia 1–0 Brooklyn

MD 29
SC Cascadia 0–0 Spatula City
Brooklyn 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Millennium City 0–0 Oceanside
X SC 1–1 Pacific City
Cascadia Seafox 0–1 University City

MD 30
Spatula City 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
University City 1–0 X SC
Pacific City 1–2 Millennium City
Oceanside 0–1 Brooklyn
Twentytwo Cacti 0–0 SC Cascadia

MD 31
Twentytwo Cacti 0–1 Spatula City
SC Cascadia 0–1 Oceanside
Brooklyn 0–0 Pacific City
Millennium City 1–2 University City
X SC 1–2 Cascadia Seafox

MD 32
Spatula City 0–1 X SC
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Millennium City
University City 1–0 Brooklyn
Pacific City 1–0 SC Cascadia
Oceanside 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti

MD 33
Oceanside 2–1 Spatula City
Twentytwo Cacti 0–2 Pacific City
SC Cascadia 0–1 University City
Brooklyn 2–0 Cascadia Seafox
Millennium City 2–1 X SC

MD 34
Spatula City 1–0 Millennium City
X SC 1–0 Brooklyn
Cascadia Seafox 0–0 SC Cascadia
University City 0–1 Twentytwo Cacti
Pacific City 1–0 Oceanside

MD 35
Pacific City 2–1 Spatula City
Oceanside 1–0 University City
Twentytwo Cacti 1–0 Cascadia Seafox
SC Cascadia 0–1 X SC
Brooklyn 0–0 Millennium City

MD 36
Spatula City 0–0 Brooklyn
Millennium City 1–1 SC Cascadia
X SC 1–0 Twentytwo Cacti
Cascadia Seafox 1–0 Oceanside
University City 3–1 Pacific City

Soccer League X          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Spatula City           36   21   7   8    33   14  +19    70
 2 Oceanside              36   21   6   9    31   16  +15    69
 3 Brooklyn               36   15   9  12    25   21   +4    54
 4 SC Cascadia            36   14   9  13    23   20   +3    51
 5 University City        36   15   4  17    23   30   −7    49
 6 Pacific City           36   12  10  14    31   32   −1    46
 7 Twentytwo Cacti        36   13   5  18    21   25   −4    44
 8 Millennium City        36   11   9  16    33   35   −2    42
 9 X SC                   36   11   8  17    19   29  −10    41
10 Cascadia Seafox        36   11   5  20    16   33  −17    38

Playoffs
First Round: 2 vs. 5; 3 vs. 4
Oceanside 1–0 University City
Brooklyn 1–0 SC Cascadia

SC Oceanside advances to SLX Championship

Second round: 1 vs. lowest remaining
Spatula City 1–0 Brooklyn

SLX Championship: SC Oceanside at Spatula City Utensils
Spatula City 0–1 Oceanside

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Soccer League X Season 22 (1/4)

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SC Oceanside's Off-Season

Soccer League X Season 23 (MD 1-18)

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