K1K: The Game Of History
MATCH #305: MERCY IS A SLANI WORD
Krytenia 8-1 Capitalizt SLANI, World Cup 32 Qualifying
Emberton, Krytenia, 8 September 2067
It's a game that, perhaps with the benefit of hindsight, should have been delayed by the WCC. We, however, are not going to argue.
THE BUILD-UP
Krytenia were in their "golden age", when they were one of the teams to beat on pretty much any occasion. True, they hadn't managed to win the World Cup, or even reach a final, but the fact remained that this was the best side in sky blue seen up to that point. Ricky Mallon, who'd taken the job in unexpected circumstances, had almost immediately proved his worth, and at sixty-one, was preparing to lead the team to a fifth finals under his stewardship.
Capitalizt SLANI (née Commerce Heights), on the other hand, had been up and down over the previous few World Cups. No matter, though; alongside the Krytenians, they were coasting towards qualification as well...until the build-up to this game. On the way to Emberton, the SLANI team's Air Paripana plane crashed, killing all but three of the team and leaving star striker Alejandro Bolúfero without one of his legs.
The SLANI immediately clamoured for the WCC to postpone the match; they refused.
THE MATCH
The visitors rushed a team made up of Prontera Bulldogs players to Emberton, with them arriving mere minutes before the match. All of the players on both sides marked a minute's silence...and that's where the good nature towards the SLANI team ended.
To be frank, the patched-up side was no match for the Aces, as they inflicted a record defeat on the visitors. Jermaine Orange, an oft-overlooked Krytenian striker with an excellent goals-to-games ratio, bagged a hat-trick, Josh Quinnell bagged a brace, whilst the other three goals came from Dermot Gygax, Colin Varakhin, and substitute Liam Platt. After the match, the Aces team apologised to the Bulldogs players, and even paid to take them out to dinner, explaining that the game going ahead was nobody's fault and there were no hard feelings.
Of course, try telling that to the Capitalizt SLANI bigwigs, who understandably blew their tops.
THE AFTERMATH
It mattered little in the grand scheme of things, if we're honest. The SLANI were still assured their place in the finals, no matter what happened; as it turned out, their young side would reach the second round in Milchama and Geisenfried. Krytenia, meanwhile, would continue their near-dominance; a third semi-final in four cups, and another defeat. Not that anyone minded, as the team that beat them were the ever-popular Ariddians. And you just can't stay mad at the Ariddians.
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