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Postby Katzeburg » Fri Dec 12, 2025 4:27 pm

It was rare for Josef Brand to be awake this early in the morning. His footsteps tapping along the cool concrete which lined the streets of Katzestadt in sync with the early morning bird calls, the world seemed almost peaceful for a brief moment - if only before the crushing reality of what he was up to slammed back into him like a learner driver who put their car into reverse when they meant to drive forward. The city was still illuminated by the mellow streetlights and neon signs which were scattered across the buildings in front of him and while Josef would normally take the chance to linger and stick his head into a number of various stores purely out of curiosity, today he had to keep walking. Today, he had somewhere to be.

He was on his way to Katzestadt Central Train Station, bound for the early morning train between the nation's capital and Inverhaven, a place he had last been to back when he was a doomed staffer at the Katzeburgian Football Federation - although this time it would be unlikely that he would be gracing the field of the Factory Grounds as part of this visit. That previous visit, like many KFF visits outside of Katzestadt, ended in disaster - from memory, Josef thought it was down to the fact that his visit to the city coincided with the day after his disastrous meltdown on air on KBC a few years earlier; something which led to him being mocked and laughed at constantly the second he got off the bus from Katzestadt.

At least this time around, he'd have the anonymity of the Katzeburgian morning to keep him under some level of cover at first, which he had hoped would be just long enough for him to get to where he needed to go in the northern city. Josef stopped for a moment, feeling a light tugging at his right foot. He glanced down - shoelaces untied. With a heavy sigh, he knelt down to tie things back into a functional loop - echoing the familiar rhyme all young Katzeburgians were taught when learning how to tie your shoes.

"Kaiser, Kaiser, sitting high and free,
Criss-crossed through the hall, trying to catch me.
Kaiser, Kaiser, tripped through the hole,
Fell to the ground, his body mangled and cold."


In retrospect, it was a rather odd rhyme to use when teaching children such a basic facet of their lives, but what started as a way to mock the numerous amount of Katzeburgian Kaisers who met their ends falling from third story windows became a rhyme of defiance post Revolution - a rhyme to subtly implant the fact that the best Kaiser was a deposed Kaiser. To Josef, it was always something which reminded him of his youth - a time before grand conspiracies and constantly rewritten press releases dominated the majority of his waking life. It was an especially prescient reminder today, and as he got back to his feet he yearned to return to a life where he wasn't balancing his day job with a promise he made to a lady from Ynysgard all those months earlier, sucking him into a web of lies and high stakes which better suited a spy novel than a slightly overweight communications manager.

Regaining the rhythm of his route, Josef continued advancing down the street. It had been a couple of months since this web of conspiracies reached what he felt like was boiling point - being cut off from a call from Rowena Sowards, a lawyer at the firm that Josef works at who agreed to become involved after Josef showcased her former boss (and the firm's general counsel) Lee Reynolds was deeply involved in shady dealings with Jack Eulemann, while an unknown force was knocking down his door in a desperate attempt to get in. The nature of Rowena's call suggested to Josef that she had crossed him and the members of the Ynysgard Chess Club, who were waging their own war against Eulemann, but the whole thing turned out to be a rather flat crescendo - turns out the person at the door banging it down was none other than the ex-boyfriend of a neighbour who lived a couple of doors down, desperate to get a second chance.

But the impact in itself was all the cause for many of the deeply repressed emotions and struggles Josef faced to resurface in a white-hot fit of panic. All those feelings of anxiety and shame which he had to deal with for months after his KBC meltdown returned with unstoppable force all while Josef himself felt like he had put himself in a position where he too was now a target for Eulemann and another name to rub off the list when it came to his vengeance for even daring to challenge his status at the top. Soon enough, Josef would soon find himself being treated for a severe panic attack. He had flown too close to the sun, and the days at Royal Katzestadt Hospital would quickly meld into a week, and then a month - eventually getting to a point where his absence from work was finally being noted after a few fee-earners finally remembered the name of the communications person to ask where they were (if only because they themselves were being raked over the coals for not doing any PR of late).

Josef hit the breaks with everything Eulemann related while recovering, simply choosing to do his best to bat away Emilia Ziegler whenever she reached out to try and move Josef's part of the plan along. By the time he returned to work, he had mostly put the whole thing out of his mind - but the damage to his reputation within Darmstadt Oliver Nicholls & Grant was already done; he couldn't walk the halls without whispers of his breakdown following him, unable to scrub out the narrative that he melted down because it was just in his nature. If he could do it on KBC once, of course he could do it again over some miniscule thing like a late press release.

Not even Rowena - someone who knew the bigger picture and what Josef was doing behind the scenes - refused to engage with him while at work; simply freezing him out and even going as far as to throw him under the bus with ease when it suited her own ambitions. It was only since the Ynysgard Chess Club went over to South Newlandia for their defence of the Elephant Chess Cup that Josef would be pulled back into the plot, but not for lack of trying to separate himself entirely. He would like to think to himself that he put up a tough fight to be pulled back into the mix, but in reality it was a simple short phone call from Emilia which gave him all the reason to involve himself once more.

"I think we can get him and end this."

That's all Josef needed to hear - the change in his stomach almost instantaneous. The shame and anxiety as the outcast vanished, replaced with a new white-hot emotion. Rage. Rage at Jack Eulemann for being able to carry on this for so long with no consequences. Rage at the fact he had allowed himself to become a victim even indirectly of this scheme. Rage at the fact he had lost himself to the deep void which was shame and regret, surrendering so easily and not putting up a fight. Things were going to change. Josef didn't even bother looking to take the day off work as he turned the corner and began climbing the steps into the city's train station - one of the sole benefits of being considered an outcast by basically everyone you work with is that no one really cares what you do and how you spend your time; he could head to Inverhaven and not a single person would think anything of it.

But as footstep followed footstep up the stairs, Josef prepared himself for what would be a huge day to come. For if he could pull his part of the job off correctly, he'll be going home tonight having torn down the conspiracy from the centre. For today was the day that the Ynysgard Chess Club returned home from the Elephant Chess Cup, ready to meet with Jack Eulemann and end things once and for all.

(OOC Note: For clarity, this RP takes place whenever Katzeburg is eliminated from the ECC rather than ahead of the next matchdays - be it at the end of the casaran stage, second group stage, or the final (maybe? haha jk. unless??))
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Fri Dec 12, 2025 4:28 pm

You'd think there'd be relatively little of excitement to talk about in an Oops! All Draws ECC matchup that stands a very good chance of simply being a precursor to a bigger showdown later.

But when the penguins are around, this tends to not be the case. And it certainly wasn't the case when one of them faced Julia Willis on the top board.

Willis v. Jim, Elephant Chess Cup 12 Casaran Round 6/9, Newport, South Newlandia
1. Nf3 d5 2. b3 Bf5 3. Ba3 e6 4. Bxf8 Kxf8 5. d4 Qf6 6. c4 dxc4 7. bxc4 c5 8. Qb3 b6 9. g4 Be4 10. Nbd2 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Qxf3 12. Nxf3 cxd4 13. Nxd4 Nd7 14. Rd1 Ne5 15. Bg2 Rc8 16. O-O g5 17. f4 gxf4 18. Rxf4 Kg7 19. Nf3 Nxc4 20. Rd7 Nf6 21. Rxa7 e5 22. Rf5 Ne3 23. Nxe5 Nxf5 24. Rxf7+ Kg8 25. Rxf6 Ne3 26. Bf3 Re8 27. Nd3 Kg7 28. Rxb6 Rhf8 29. Nc5 Rf6 30. Rxf6 Kxf6 31. h4 Nxg4 32. Bxg4 Rg8 33. Ne4+ Ke5 34. Ng5 h6 35. Nf7+ Kf4 36. Nxh6 Rg6 37. h5 Rxh6 38. Bf3 Ra6 39. Bd5 Rf6 40. Kg2 Rf5 41. Be6 Rxh5 1/2-1/2


Jim responded to the standard Willis 1. Nf3 by staking a claim to the centre, and one might have expected to see d4 or g3 in response. Well, the fianchetto was played, but not that one; instead, Willis went with 2. b3, taking the game into potentially unfamiliar territory relatively quickly - and it certainly was when Willis responded with 3. Ba3!? and Jim in turn opted for 3...e6 to set up an instant bishop trade. Willis was arguably the worse for it directly (trading a developed bishop for an undeveloped one) but denied Jim castling rights in the process. How important that would be remained unclear, and Stockphant just shrugged and called it even.

The next pivot point came when that developed black bishop was met by 9. g4 to leave Jim with a decision on whether to retreat or trade - one he deferred with 9...Be4, only for 10. Nbd2 to repeat the question. This time, the answer was to trade, thus providing an opportunity for him to make a lot of noise as the pieces literally flew off the board. Willis - wearing ear defenders over her auburn locks with precisely this opponent in mind - traded off the queens as well, possibly the first indication that she was in fact perfectly fine with the draw here. After belatedly developing her remaining bishop, Willis castled on move 16 with an exaggerated movement that screamed "yeah, you can't do this, because I made you not be able to do this twelve moves ago." Stockphant mildly preferred Jim's position here despite that, but as more pieces were traded off and those ear defenders got even more of a test, it settled into leaning even - and then in favour of Willis after 23...Nxf5 claimed a rook but pinned the king into the corner after 24. Rxf7+ and claimed a knight and a pawn in return for said rook. Willis lost the machine advantage when she prematurely traded rooks with 30. Rxf6?, accelerating the path to an endgame where Jim's rook faced Julia's bishop plus three pawns; the latter is theoretically favoured but the most advanced of those pawns was ripe for capture, and once it was, the handshake came immediately. "That was fun!" remarked Willis afterwards, to which Jim replied with an unintelligible-to-humans collection of noot-noot noises that were, we're told, indicative of him also having had fun.

At least the pieces finished entirely intact. Unlike on the third board where Agamennon bought his messy self to the table against Michael Radley in a game that was otherwise notable for being surprisingly calm on a pure gameplay level...

In any case, the Scholars have gained enough momentum back that they should advance as one of the elite eight out of the Casaran phase, although nothing is yet certain (and a matchup with the masterful Martians is probable in the final two rounds) so there is still plenty to play for. Every remaining match is likely to be fun on some level, and the biggest thing going for these Scholars at this point might be that they've seen it all before en route to podium finishes at each of their five previous ECC appearances.
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Postby Valentine Z » Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:20 am

Part 1 – A tale and song of Valentians, Penguins, and Elephants. And Excrement from The South.

Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Moira “Неуловимая, Женщина-шпион” Marlene Wendy Lucille Lapis Jill Khorosheva Vin. Zolina łnt. Natasha Vasilisa Helen Ceeta Tescelyn Maximovna: This is not usually our usual mode of business, but well, we can always try something new. So, just for the purpose of the recording of this conversation, I am Jolyn – or Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna. With me is Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung.

Head Diplomat Charlene Jeannie Natalia Adeline Marceline “완벽한 협상가” Celestie Christine Irelle Dv. Arianna Rees Edith Novena Annie Ciara Whitney Esther Iris Bethany Myong Suh-Hyung: Ayyyy, hello! Let’s begin.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: So first things first, what do you think of our results so far? I mean, you as the team leader evaluating, or as the player.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: I think it is okay so far. Each of us have played 6 matches in total, and that score is tallied up accordingly, as we all know. The results so far came out to be 2 wins, 3 draws, 1 losses. That is genuinely pretty good, I will say! I remembered the previous Elephant Chess Cup not going well in our favour. It really is just how the ball – or the chess pieces rather – roll, you know? You start somewhere, win some, lose some.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Some of them are quite a challenge, I will say. The first games were against South Poopistan, quite a name I will say. Johan McBrien, quite an easy person for me to play against. For you…

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Azrael Bernard. They said they lived and breathed chess, as in their family. I can absolutely believe them. They floored me, that’s for sure, haha! Tsk, it’s certainly a good experience.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: That at least ended in a draw. Won 2, lost 2. The next one – Paradystopia’s team. We got floored, didn’t we? 0-4, imagine that. Goodness gracious. I would swear but I’ll not break it easily.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Anders Bobbington-Jonsson- I mean don’t get me wrong, Jolyn, you know I am just being lighthearted here, so I hope you did not mean any offense when I say this…

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: None taken, please continue.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: How did you get bested by Anders Bobbington-Jonsson? He’s just there as a penguin sitter!

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: He just kind of moved the pieces around willy-nilly. I could not read his mind, I am in fact not sure what plan he even had, if any. Actually, I would have gotten it away if-

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: The penguins gave us a lot of trouble too, so…

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Yeap. Knocked my king piece over. Well done, Jolyn. Well done. But I mean, I think even playing normally, I likely could not- could have? Could I have beaten him? I don’t know.

[A chuckle and a laugh from Jolyn, and Charlene joining suit.]

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Well to be fair, they can be and are intelligent. Maybe save for that one that went into a tantrum when you played against him. For the record, I am not calling him dumb.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Oh yeah, Jim… He didn’t throw a tantrum this time, thank goodness. Well, not REALLY thank goodness because I lost. But I lost fair and square.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: What was the match before that? Oh yes, against Ranoria. GG to them. They fought a good fight.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: And of course, the big elephant in the room.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna & Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: South Newlandia.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: I legitimately could NOT believe that we got them. I am not rubbing it in their face, but- how even?

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: What was the score? 1 win for them, 2 win for us… and a draw, right? Who drew? Adam Esteban and Eveline?

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Yeaup. Went into a stalemate. Eveline could have won had she not lose too many pieces. Adam also did the same.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: The two aggressive plays, you do love to see it.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Oh yeah, that was fun. I lost to Khanyisa van Lundi quickly as expected, so… I had a bit of a chance to see their game. Eventually became a stalemate.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: We won though. Not to show it off, but we won.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Good ol’ Adriana. And you too, of course.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Ohhh do stop it. [Laughs] So… how’s our outcome looking for the next match-up?

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: [Flipping through the pages and then looking at her phone] Indusse! And Match 8… goodness knows.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: We are on equal footing for that one so far. They got the same scores as us.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: And yet, not to be underestimated.

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Indeed. Well, I always do that just like the other Valentians did. Don’t underestimate, but also don’t overestimate. Just play within your capability.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Yeap! Sometimes harder though. You know you can read minds, right? Well, not literally but-

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: Reading faces? Oh yes.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Well, you can’t read penguin faces! Or their sounds.

[Both laughed.]

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: So, that’ll be all?

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Yup, goodbye for now and good luck!

Jolyn Maxine Wendy Helen Maximovna: We bringing Eveline and Adriana in soon?

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Of course! Just not today.

[Click.]
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Postby The Martian Independent Republic » Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:43 pm

Spiders, qualified with just six rounds done,
Surprise both Chess-a-phants and debutants.
Tough matches, but somehow they all were won.

Goode's fifth round victory saw him have fun,
As Black, his attack overpowering Ant's.
Spiders, qualified with just six rounds done.

Boards 1 and 4 were drawn (misplayed king run),
While Stardust found a weakness, seized his chance.
Tough matches, but somehow they all were won.

Not long after, the next round had begun,
MIR taking on the Chess-a-phants.
Spiders, qualified with just six rounds done.

Miller fell to a mating net White spun,
And Tuesday found a win through a knight dance,
Tough matches, but somehow they all were won.

Up next are three penguins, Anders Jonsson,
For Martians, seeding only relevance.
Spiders, qualified with just six rounds done,
Tough matches, but somehow they all were won.
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Postby South Newlandia » Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:57 pm

This is the cutoff for matches 7 and 8!

M7 scores
The Martian Independent Republic 2–2 Paradystopia
The Kytler Peninsulae 3–1 Barkhastan
Elejamie 2–2 Free Republics
Riandera 1½–2½ Eshialand
City of Myrtle Beach 2–2 Nortallius
The North Polish Union 2–2 The Jade Order
Indusse 2–2 Valentine Z
South Newlandia 1–3 Choppyhausen
South Poopistan 1½–2½ Katzeburg
Kendoria 1–3 TJUN-ia
Natkr 2–2 Xanneria
Banija 2–2 Cardenao
New Rotterdam City 2–2 The Kaisers Syndicates
United States of Devonta 2–2 Croblade
Yellow Transcaucasia 1–3 Ranoria

P M7 Standings                       Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA    PD   Pts 
1 The Martian Independent Republic 7 6 1 0 19.5 8.5 +11 13
2 The Kytler Peninsulae 7 5 1 1 17.5 10.5 +7 11
3 Paradystopia 7 3 4 0 17 11 +6 10
4 Elejamie 7 4 1 2 16 12 +4 9
5 Eshialand 7 2 5 0 15.5 12.5 +3 9
Free Republics 7 2 5 0 15.5 12.5 +3 9
7 Barkhastan 7 4 0 3 15 13 +2 8
Choppyhausen 7 2 4 1 15 13 +2 8
Nortallius 7 3 2 2 15 13 +2 8
The Jade Order 7 2 4 1 15 13 +2 8
11 City of Myrtle Beach 7 1 6 0 14.5 13.5 +1 8
The North Polish Union 7 3 2 2 14.5 13.5 +1 8
13 Indusse 7 2 4 1 13.5 14.5 -1 8
Valentine Z 7 2 4 1 13.5 14.5 -1 8
15 TJUN-ia 7 3 1 3 16 12 +4 7
16 Katzeburg 7 3 1 3 15.5 12.5 +3 7
17 Riandera 7 3 1 3 15 13 +2 7
18 South Newlandia 7 2 2 3 14 14 0 6
19 South Poopistan 7 2 2 3 13.5 14.5 -1 6
20 Kendoria 7 2 2 3 12.5 15.5 -3 6
Natkr 7 2 2 3 12.5 15.5 -3 6
22 Banija 7 2 2 3 12 16 -4 6
23 Xanneria 7 2 2 3 11.5 16.5 -5 6
24 Cardenao 7 2 1 4 15 13 +2 5
25 New Rotterdam City 7 1 3 3 12 16 -4 5
26 The Kaisers Syndicates 7 2 1 4 10.5 17.5 -7 5
27 Ranoria 7 2 0 5 12 16 -4 4
28 Croblade 7 1 2 4 11.5 16.5 -5 4
29 Yellow Transcaucasia 7 1 1 5 10 18 -8 3
30 United States of Devonta 7 0 2 5 9.5 18.5 -9 2

M8 Schedule
The Kytler Peninsulae v The Martian Independent Republic
Paradystopia v Elejamie
Barkhastan v Eshialand
Choppyhausen v Free Republics
The North Polish Union v Nortallius
The Jade Order v City of Myrtle Beach
Katzeburg v Indusse
Valentine Z v TJUN-ia
Riandera v South Newlandia
South Poopistan v Natkr
Kendoria v Banija
Xanneria v New Rotterdam City
Cardenao v Yellow Transcaucasia
The Kaisers Syndicates v United States of Devonta
Ranoria v Croblade

M8 scores
The Kytler Peninsulae 2–2 The Martian Independent Republic
Paradystopia 1½–2½ Elejamie
Barkhastan 1½–2½ Eshialand
Choppyhausen ½–3½ Free Republics
The North Polish Union ½–3½ Nortallius
The Jade Order 2½–1½ City of Myrtle Beach
Katzeburg 3½–½ Indusse
Valentine Z 2½–1½ TJUN-ia
Riandera 2½–1½ South Newlandia
South Poopistan 2–2 Natkr
Kendoria 2½–1½ Banija
Xanneria 1–3 New Rotterdam City
Cardenao 2½–1½ Yellow Transcaucasia
The Kaisers Syndicates 3–1 United States of Devonta
Ranoria 1½–2½ Croblade

P Standings M8                       Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA    PD   Pts 
1 The Martian Independent Republic 8 6 2 0 21.5 10.5 +11 14
2 The Kytler Peninsulae 8 5 2 1 19.5 12.5 +7 12
3 Free Republics 8 3 5 0 19 13 +6 11
4 Elejamie 8 5 1 2 18.5 13.5 +5 11
5 Eshialand 8 3 5 0 18 14 +4 11
6 Nortallius 8 4 2 2 18.5 13.5 +5 10
Paradystopia 8 3 4 1 18.5 13.5 +5 10
8 The Jade Order 8 3 4 1 17.5 14.5 +3 10
9 Valentine Z 8 3 4 1 16 16 0 10
10 Katzeburg 8 4 1 3 19 13 +6 9
11 Riandera 8 4 1 3 17.5 14.5 +3 9
12 Barkhastan 8 4 0 4 16.5 15.5 +1 8
13 City of Myrtle Beach 8 1 6 1 16 16 0 8
14 Choppyhausen 8 2 4 2 15.5 16.5 -1 8
15 Kendoria 8 3 2 3 15 17 -2 8
The North Polish Union 8 3 2 3 15 17 -2 8
17 Indusse 8 2 4 2 14 18 -4 8
18 Cardenao 8 3 1 4 17.5 14.5 +3 7
TJUN-ia 8 3 1 4 17.5 14.5 +3 7
20 South Poopistan 8 2 3 3 15.5 16.5 -1 7
21 New Rotterdam City 8 2 3 3 15 17 -2 7
22 Natkr 8 2 3 3 14.5 17.5 -3 7
23 The Kaisers Syndicates 8 3 1 4 13.5 18.5 -5 7
24 South Newlandia 8 2 2 4 15.5 16.5 -1 6
25 Croblade 8 2 2 4 14 18 -4 6
26 Banija 8 2 2 4 13.5 18.5 -5 6
27 Xanneria 8 2 2 4 12.5 19.5 -7 6
28 Ranoria 8 2 0 6 13.5 18.5 -5 4
29 Yellow Transcaucasia 8 1 1 6 11.5 20.5 -9 3
30 United States of Devonta 8 0 2 6 10.5 21.5 -11 2

M9 Schedule
Free Republics v The Martian Independent Republic
Elejamie v The Kytler Peninsulae
Eshialand v Nortallius
The Jade Order v Paradystopia
Valentine Z v Riandera
Katzeburg v Barkhastan
City of Myrtle Beach v Kendoria
Choppyhausen v The North Polish Union
Indusse v Natkr
TJUN-ia v Cardenao
New Rotterdam City v South Poopistan
The Kaisers Syndicates v Yellow Transcaucasia
United States of Devonta v South Newlandia
Croblade v Xanneria
Banija v Ranoria
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Sun Dec 14, 2025 8:11 pm

OOC: the van Dijk-Stardust game was a simulated one in conjunction with MIR, after which there was conversation that led to the decision to make Rigby-Willis what it was.

An emphatic 3-1 defeat of Barkhastan capped off the Scholars' rally from their initial sluggishness in this Casaran stage of the Elephant Chess Cup, and in doing so set up a quirk of this format; a clash of titans who had every incentive to conceal their force. With the Martians mathematically locked into the second phase and the Scholars in a position where it wasn't worth working out if there was a way there wasn't, Oops! All Draws was promised and Oops! All Draws was delivered. In the case of Rigby-Willis on the first board, it even followed the most infamous drawing line of all:

Rigby v. Willis, Elephant Chess Cup 12 Casaran Round 8/9, Newport, South Newlandia
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. d4 Nd6 6. dxe5 Nxb5 7. a4 Nbd4 8. Nxd4 Nxd4 9. Qxd4 d5 10. exd6 Qxd6 11. Qe4+ Qe6 12. Qd4 Qd6 13. Qe4+ Qe6 14. Qd4 Qd6 1/2-1/2


Rigby, visibly weary from her championship-winning efforts in classical here and facing the protege of her lead second in that title match with Anne Christian-Warren, made an uncharacteristic 1. e4 opening. Willis took 39.01 seconds to decide this was an invitation to enter an autopilot draw line; once she did so, it took only another 30.29 seconds for the two to blitz out exactly that line. Done and dusted in 1:09.3.

Two of the other three boards also produced relatively tame draws, albeit not that tame. The third had Ziggy Stardust on it.

van Dijk v. Stardust, Elephant Chess Cup 12 Casaran Round 8/9, Newport, South Newlandia
1. e4 c5 2. c3 e6 3. d4 d5 4. e5 Ne7 5. Bd3 Nbc6 6. Ne2 cxd4 7. cxd4 Nb4 8. O-O Nxd3 9. Qxd3 Qd7 10. Bg5 b6 11. Nbc3 a5 12. a4 Ba6 13. Nb5 Bxb5 14. Qxb5 Qxb5 15. axb5 Ng6 16. Rfc1 Bb4 17. Rc7 O-O 18. g4 h6 19. Be3 Rfc8 20. Rac1 Rxc7 21. Rxc7 a4 22. f4 Nh4 23. Bf2 Nf3+ 24. Kg2 Nd2 25. Be1 a3 26. bxa3 Rxa3 27. Rc8+ Kh7 28. Bxd2 Bxd2 29. Rc2 Be3 30. f5 Rb3 31. h4 g5 32. hxg5 hxg5 33. Rc7 Kg8 34. Rc8+ Kh7 35. Rc7 Kg8 36. Rc8+ Kh7 37. Rc7 1/2-1/2


Whilst still ultimately ending in a draw by threefold repetition, there was actually something of interest in this. For a start, even if Stardust did have a plan, it didn't survive being punched in the faceaccidentally touching his queen and then putting it somewhere other than its logical destination. It wasn't a massive blunder, but Stockphant's evaluation bar did swing whitewards by a large fraction of a pawn.

But there'd already been a little interest before that, Stardust opting to respond to the Alapin with 2...e6!? to set up a central diagonal barricade after 4. e5. You just knew that van Dijk would have loved to extend the pawn chain with f4 at some point - hence playing 6. Ne2!? over 6. Nf3 - but instead the chain was broken at the base with 6... cxd4 7. cxd4 before a knight-bishop trade and then the mistaken 9...Qd7? when presumably Qb6 was the intention, if moving that piece at all was the intention. Not that the Stockphant advantage was stable, as subsequent moves shook the evaluation bar around a bit before 13...Bxb5 led to the queens being exchanged and van Dijk forced into doubled pawns, something that he genuinely seemed to cringe at.

After a rook trade and a quick dance of death from the black knight, another knight-bishop trade occurred, and we were in territory where everyone else on the Martian team would be resigned to a draw; Stardust wasn't, that difference in minor pieces providing the incentive to seek an edge, but after a trade of kingside pawns 33. Rc7 commenced the threefold path. Both teams had bigger fights to prepare for - and by all accounts the Martians felt that started with their final Casaran match against the Free Republics, who claimed a statement 3.5-0.5 victory over Choppyhausen in a match between teams that had combined for nine match draws to that point - but van Dijk was happy that he had faced some kind of contest.

"Obviously Eleanor (Rigby) wanted a quiet time of it, she's been here for so long now and I think we all knew she'd want a quiet draw on her board which obviously she extremely got, but I was up against someone who just can't help looking for adventure and I was fine with that as it gave me a live game, we probably both had some moves we'd like back but we both had a go, didn't lose, and it doesn't feel like either of us necessarily gave away anything big to the other. Not that there's ever such a thing as a surprise when Ziggy's across the board from you!"

Did the Alapin in this game imply there wouldn't be another if they met again on the same side of the board? "Every game of chess is different, and again, every game of chess against Ziggy is definitely different."

Before that possibility can be manifested - or not! - there is a match with Elejamie to play. And anyone who can inflict a first defeat on a Paradystopia team who ended the Martians' 100% start immediately beforehand has to be taken seriously. Even if that may actually mean spiking the guns and reloading for the potential of a later, more significant firefight to come.
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Postby Free Republics » Sun Dec 14, 2025 10:25 pm

Lukas Jung's nerves had gotten the better of him. Or maybe it was his hormones. With all 3 of his teammates having already defeated their opposition from Choppyhausen, he had to beat Cassandra Covert. But everybody could see that he had a soft spot for smart girls. After several uncharacteristic mistakes, he ended up running afoul of the fifty-move rule in a match where he seemingly had the advantage. After the match finally ended, you would have expected the Republican team to be celebrating. But Chelsea Murphy saw what had happened and was suddenly overcome with jealousy. It took everything she had within her to resist slapping her boyfriend in full view of Mr. Fletcher and the delegations from other nations. Instead, she simply walked up to Lukas and sternly told him that they needed to talk and he should come to her room later.

Meanwhile, Amabella Bondy and Taishi Nakano noticed what was going on:

Taishi Nakano - Is it just me or does Chelsea seem bizarrely angry right now?

Amabella Bondy - She has every right to be! Lukas clearly had eyes for that girl from Choppyhausen.

Taishi Nakano - How do you know that? Are you sure you aren't reading things that aren't there?

Amabella Bondy - Have you ever heard of woman's intuition, Taishi? We have a way of reading men's minds.

Taishi Nakano - Is that why the ladies always expect us to read their minds?

Amabella Bondy - You mean men don't have any kind of intuiton?

Taishi Nakano - Yes. I can't figure out what girls are thinking most of the time.

Amabella Bondy - I've noticed.

Taishi Nakano - If you discover that any girls like me, can you please tell me?

Amabella Bondy - I'll do that. Just please don't imitate what Lukas did earlier.

Taishi Nakano - Why would I do that?




Mr. Fletcher noticed some kind of tension in the air and called a team meeting.

Mr. Fletcher - Team, I called this meeting because I noticed something out of character after your victory earlier. I'm specifically referring to Chelsea and Lukas. Please tell me you aren't letting your love lives become a distraction.

Lukas Jung - I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

Mr. Fletcher - Really? Didn't something happen with Chelsea?

Lukas Jung - She invited me to hang out in her room later.

Mr. Fletcher - Chelsea, please explain yourself.

Chelsea Murphy - Mr. Fletcher, sir, please let the 2 of us handle this amongst ourselves. And FYI Lukas, our discussion tonight will not be pleasant for you. But I assure you that I still love you.

Lukas Jung - Chelsea, I don't understand what I did to upset you but I'm sorry.

Chelsea Murphy - You will be later.

Mr. Fletcher - OK then. The two of you need to get this drama settled amongst yourselves. I expect both of you lovebirds to be ready when it is time for practice.

Amabella Bondy - Mr. Fletcher, are you sure you should be taking on the role of a coach all of a sudden?

Mr. Fletcher - I'm not your coach. I'm your faculty chaperone. But if you implode over drama, I'll personally see to it that both Chelsea and Lukas regret it for the rest of their time at Barjavel. Now behave yourselves and get back to winning chess matches.




Later on, the incident had seemingly resolved itself. Chelsea and Lukas were seemingly back to their usual selves even throwing in a few PDAs at practice while the team was going over the past matches of their Martian Independent Republic opponents. Neither one of them would tell Amabella and Taishi what had happened in Chelsea's room but, for some reason, she now seemed even more of the terrifying femme fatale to her teammates. Mr. Fletcher had returned to his room to watch more TV as there was a baseball game on. He wasn't sure whether they were live games from South Newlandia's domestic league or a re-run from a previous season but regardless he had become enthralled and would miss being able to watch those games when he returned to the Free Republics. Which was one additional reason why he wanted the students to keep winning and make a deep run in this tournament...

OOC: Shorter than usual today because I'm still worn out today after a busy Saturday at a certain major event but I also don't anticipate having time to RP tomorrow before cutoff...
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Postby Katzeburg » Mon Dec 15, 2025 3:32 am

Rowena Sowards stared out of the window of the high-end luxury towncar which was making its way through the streets of Inverhaven, deep in thought. How did she end up in this situation? And for what purpose was her being here beneficial to anyone on either side of this? She studied the passing houses for a brief moment, allowing her mind to wander a little as to the lives and goings on of those who lived in the terraced houses which lined this more run-down part of the city which buffered the bulk of the Inverhaven Docks with the rest of the city itself.

Despite being the largest city in the country, Inverhaven was very much still an industrial city, and the deep wounds of the Katzeburgian Revolution were still healing over. The city had developed a lot in recent years to regenerate itself and become a more modern city, but beyond the facade which could be found around the city's two major football grounds and its more metropolitan centre, lay a city which still had huge pockets of peasantry which grew up and out of the rule of the Kaisers. From the road, houses looked tiny and cramped - those who lived in them seemingly have less than a few metres of space across the width of their home. The outer rendering and brickwork looked dated, as if they had been quickly put up in the years leading up to the Revolution and then ignored and allowed to be reclaimed by the elements. It marked a huge difference from the life Rowena knew over in Waldstein. The historic city shone in comparison to Inverhaven in terms of aesthetic and regality, and the fact they were only a few hours drive from each other just did little to reinforce Rowena's growing sense on unease about being in the city at all, especially today.

She turned her head to the side to glance over to her fellow passenger in the luxury towncar - Lee Reynolds, who was currently head down reading through a folder of information at the last minute; not a new thing for Reynolds to do ahead of any major meeting with clients or as part of matters he had worked on over his career, but the look on his face was something that Rowena had never seen while working with him before - deep desperation and fear. "We need this to go well today Rowena, you know that right," Lee said without looking up from the notes. "There's too much riding on this for something to go wrong at this hour." Rowena shifted her gaze up from the documents Lee was reading to get a better idea of his face. While it was slightly obscured by the large winter overcoat he had decided to don to face the freezing cold of the Inverhaven Docks, Rowena could still see that fear radiating through his face - as if it was trying to be forced back under but kept fighting to the surface, ready to scream.

"Why are we here today Lee?" Rowena said. "Is there actually a need for us to be here when they sign things over? The paperwork is all done, and the client from what I understand has insisted he attends to see the thing through. Our job is done, isn't it?"

"It's a big deal Rowena," Lee said with a matter-of-fact. "If you're going to be a partner at DONG, you need to be there for the client when these big deals get over the line. Especially on a day like today - it could change a lot of things very rapidly."

Rowena studied her travelling partner for a moment before returning her gaze out the window. Rowena had accepted the deal to get herself on the partnership track a few months earlier, while she was over in Zube for the Multiversal Chess Championships Qualifier, where'd she eventually peter out and finish in the mid-table, a long way off from pushing into the final two. But she returned from the Kytler Peninsulae the toast of the town at Darmstadt Oliver Nicholls & Grant, where the firm was only too keen to push her as the new face of the firm - a rising star in Katzeburgian chess who hones her wit and intellect supporting their clients. It all felt like a pack of absolute rubbish to Rowena, who knew that the only reason anyone really gave a toss to begin with was the fact that this promotional drive had come down from high above - the managing partner himself, obviously guided by the hand of his loyal counsel who sat opposite from her. She had almost done a deal with the devil to get on this track - agreeing to send someone to the home of the firm's communications officer as what was originally sold to her as a 'prank on the kids in business services'. But Rowena knew it was a lot more than that.

Josef Brand had laid out the facts before her prior to her trip to Zube - that Reynolds was the key linking the firm to the dodgy dealings of Jack Eulemann; a high-ranking figure in the world of Katzeburgian organised crime and someone who had close to half of the ownership of the firm in his pocket. He had come to her with a simple request - help bring the entire tower toppling over. She had reluctantly agreed, if only because it would ultimately benefit her more than anything else - while her personal hobby of chess and her ability to compete at a high level may take a bit of a hit due to a successful operation restoring the Ynysgard Chess Club to their former glory, the professional benefits would significantly outweigh any impact there. If she could figure out a way to clear house at DONG, the pathway to her rocketing up the ladder would be clear. Reynolds had held her back in the past - an attempt to never give her the space and resources she needed to thrive and move up the ladder - so if she could remove him and some of the other higher-ups across the board, not only could she do so as well, but the firm might have a good chance at coming out all the better for it.

Which is why it was so strange when all of a sudden, Reynolds had been keen to buddy up with her while she was in Zube - giving her that inside track with his backing, after years of being on the outside looking in. For Rowena, something didn't add up immediately, and her suspicions were all but confirmed once she played along with Lee long enough for him to get to his plan of sending someone to Josef's place - why else would it be Josef specifically? Reynolds had to be in on something, and it was likely that the 'prank' was a calculated attack on Brand to try and reinstate his previous nervous issues and challenges which led him on the path to calling DONG his home. Sowards wasn't able to give Brand a heads up for that - just as she needed to show she was playing ball with Lee and whatever machinations he was working on behind the scenes - and she tried to keep up the feeling of indifference towards him whenever she spotted him at work, acting cold and callous to the communications officer and sticking the boot in wherever she could. But she was on his side, not Reynolds - and a small but consequential note to Brand left on his desk one afternoon was all the sign that she needed to leave to indicate to Josef that this was part of a bigger picture play.

The towncar hit a bump in the road which snapped Rowena back to reality for a moment. The car was approaching the entrance to the Docks and the meeting place where things would seemingly come to a head at long last. "Weird place for a contract signing," Rowena said. Lee didn't respond, continuing to look down into his notes. Why was she here? Everyone else had proper skin in whatever game you'd call this - it was literally life or death for some of the Ynysgardians, while for her it was simply a case of being there for her own personal gain. But she was in too deep now, and would need to ride this out to the very end.

On the other side of the towncar, Lee Reynolds finally finished going over his packet of notes and looked up ahead for a brief second, before turning his eyes to Rowena. He had a very specific game-plan to execute, and he now just had to wait for an opening to strike. For while Josef Brand knew what side Rowena was on thanks to a small note left on his desk one afternoon, so did Lee Reynolds - as he had also read the note which was left on the desk after spying it while Josef was away from his desk for a meeting. He had naturally reported it up to Jack, who was enraged that he had been failed by the general counsel once again. Today would be different, Lee told himself as he opened and closed his hands out of nerves before resting his hands over his coat jacket pockets.

The final match was about to begin.
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Postby South Newlandia » Mon Dec 15, 2025 2:29 pm

Cutoff for M9! This is the final Casaran match, after this, we will proceed to the next phase.

M9 scores
Free Republics 2–2 The Martian Independent Republic
Elejamie 1½–2½ The Kytler Peninsulae
Eshialand 2–2 Nortallius
The Jade Order 1½–2½ Paradystopia
Valentine Z 2½–1½ Riandera
Katzeburg 2–2 Barkhastan
City of Myrtle Beach 2½–1½ Kendoria
Choppyhausen 1–3 The North Polish Union
Indusse 2–2 Natkr
TJUN-ia 2½–1½ Cardenao
New Rotterdam City 1½–2½ South Poopistan
The Kaisers Syndicates 4–0 Yellow Transcaucasia
United States of Devonta 1–3 South Newlandia
Croblade 1½–2½ Xanneria
Banija 1½–2½ Ranoria

P Casaran Final Standings            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA    PD   Pts 
1 The Martian Independent Republic 9 6 3 0 23.5 12.5 +11 15
2 The Kytler Peninsulae 9 6 2 1 22 14 +8 14
3 Paradystopia 9 4 4 1 21 15 +6 12 *Paradystopia 3rd on Buchholz Points (102-92)
4 Free Republics 9 3 6 0 21 15 +6 12 *
5 Eshialand 9 3 6 0 20 16 +4 12
6 Valentine Z 9 4 4 1 18.5 17.5 +1 12
7 Nortallius 9 4 3 2 20.5 15.5 +5 11
8 Elejamie 9 5 1 3 20 16 +4 11

9 Katzeburg 9 4 2 3 21 15 +6 10
10 The Jade Order 9 3 4 2 19 17 +2 10
11 City of Myrtle Beach 9 2 6 1 18.5 17.5 +1 10
12 The North Polish Union 9 4 2 3 18 18 0 10
13 TJUN-ia 9 4 1 4 20 16 +4 9
14 Riandera 9 4 1 4 19 17 +2 9
15 Barkhastan 9 4 1 4 18.5 17.5 +1 9
16 South Poopistan 9 3 3 3 18 18 0 9
17 The Kaisers Syndicates 9 4 1 4 17.5 18.5 -1 9
18 Indusse 9 2 5 2 16 20 -4 9
19 South Newlandia 9 3 2 4 18.5 17.5 +1 8
20 Choppyhausen 9 2 4 3 16.5 19.5 -3 8
Kendoria 9 3 2 4 16.5 19.5 -3 8
Natkr 9 2 4 3 16.5 19.5 -3 8
23 Xanneria 9 3 2 4 15 21 -6 8
24 Cardenao 9 3 1 5 19 17 +2 7
25 New Rotterdam City 9 2 3 4 16.5 19.5 -3 7
26 Ranoria 9 3 0 6 16 20 -4 6
27 Croblade 9 2 2 5 15.5 20.5 -5 6
28 Banija 9 2 2 5 15 21 -6 6
29 Yellow Transcaucasia 9 1 1 7 11.5 24.5 -13 3
30 United States of Devonta 9 0 2 7 11.5 24.5 -13 2
Ties without advancement implications were not broken.


Congratulations to the 8 teams that have advanced, and thanks for participating to everyone else!

Second Stage
Group B
(2) The Kytler Peninsulae
(3) Paradystopia
(6) Valentine Z
(7) Nortallius

Teams will compete in a single round robin, playing each other group member once. No results carry over from the Casaran Stage. The winner of each group will reach the ECC12 Final.
Schedule:
Dec 17th: Group Stage MD1 (Elejamie v The Martian Independent Republic / Eshialand v Free Republics) // (The Kytler Peninsulae v Nortallius / Paradystopia v Valentine Z)
Dec 19th: Group Stage MD2 (Eshialand v Elejamie / The Martian Independent Republic v Free Republics) // (Nortallius v Valentine Z / The Kytler Peninsulae v Paradystopia)
Dec 21st: Group Stage MD3 (Free Republics v Elejamie / The Martian Independent Republic v Eshialand) // (Nortallius v Paradystopia / Valentine Z v The Kytler Peninsulae)
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Postby Free Republics » Tue Dec 16, 2025 10:10 pm

For the 6th time in 9 matches, the Republican kids had split their matches 2-2. As the results went final across the tournament and the dust settled, they had finished tied with Paradystopia for 3rd and 4th places. The organizers rushed to apply the tiebreakers and the Esportivans had finished third on something called Buchholz Points. But since 8 teams advanced to the group stage, this meant at least 3 more matches. Mr. Fletcher saw the result and was very happy because it meant he could watch more baseball instead of having to go back to teaching math.

With some free time before the next match, Chelsea Murphy decided it was time for another excursion to the local university library. She grabbed her boyfriend and the 2 of them attempted to discreetly disappear when Amabella Bondy noticed them sneaking off. She decided to follow from a distance. Once all 3 of them were out of the Ivory Crown and clear of the hotel, she caught up with the 2 lovers and startled them.

Amabella Bondy - Hey, where do you two think you're headed off to?

Lukas Jung - Nowhere in particular. We just wanted some fresh air.

Amabella Bondy - Cut the lying, Lukas. I know where the two of you have been sneaking off to. Thought you could go out again without cutting me in on the fun, did you?

Chelsea Murphy - Sorry Amabella. I didn't tell Lukas that you knew.

Amabella Bondy - Don't worry, Lukas. I forgive you for lying to me.

Lukas Jung - Thank you, Amabella.

Amabella Bondy - Besides, I'm not sure you've recovered from whatever Chelsea did to you.

Lukas Jung - It's nothing.

Chelsea Murphy - Does that mean you need a second dose?

Lukas Jung - No Ma'am.

Chelsea Murphy - Good.

Amabella Bondy - I don't get your relationship at all but all that matters is that you two are happy.

Chelsea laughed.

Amabella Bondy - Anyways, let's get going. I want to know what's happening back home.

They headed into the library where they found the same local student from last time.

Local Student - Hey Chelsea and Lukas. I see you brought a friend with you this time!

Amabella Bondy - I'm Amabella Bondy.

Local Student - Nice to meet you Amabella.

Chelsea Murphy - She caught us when we returned to the hotel last time. Insisted on going with us.

Lukas Jung - Her father runs BearOil.

Amabella Bondy - It's the largest oil company in the Free Republics.

Local Student - Oil company?

Amabella Bondy - Yes, the Free Republics used to be one of the biggest oil producing countries in the multiverse. Before the chaos. Today, we mainly serve the domestic market as the Grand Immortal Imperator thinks our black gold is too valuable to export.

Local Student - Don't you feel a bit uncomfortable being the daughter of an oil tycoon?

Amabella Bondy - No. Fossil fuels are essential for our flourishing. But I don't want to argue with you about this.

Local Student - Sorry.

Amabella Bondy - I'm not bothered. You care deeply about the environment.

Lukas Jung - We came here to use your computers again.

Local Student - Right. I'll log you guys into my account.

Chelsea Murphy - Thank you.

Chelsea brought up News Magazine's web site right away. The top headline was about new changes to the immigration laws that would relax the total ban on incoming immigration that had been in effect for 15 years.

Lukas Jung - Looks like the details aren't clear yet but there's definitely a focus on attracting the best immigrants.

Amabella Bondy - Well, the last thing we want is their wretched refuse. Why would we want to be a dumping ground for the rest of the multiverse's trash?

Local Student - That isn't a nice way to talk about migrants.

Amabella Bondy - We already have to maintain a UBI to support much of our underclass because the robots do all the menial jobs. And some people lack the mental capacity to do the jobs we do have available.

Chelsea Murphy - Would we not be better off just creating fake jobs for them to do to keep them busy?

Amabella Bondy - That's why the Grand Immortal Imperator has put so much money into renovating our stadiums and arenas. Also why we try to attract live events to keep them busy.

Chelsea Murphy - It's strange to me that we exempt them from the Christmas Cake laws.

Amabella Bondy - We don't want our wretched refuse to reproduce. So we don't subsidize that or encourage that. But we need the Christmas Cake laws to make sure our women get married and have babies.

Local Student - What do you mean by that?

Amabella Bondy - Under the Christmas Cake laws, you have to be married before your 26th birthday. If you're a woman. Violating it means the government can force you into a marriage or to work in a brothel if they can't find you a husband.

Local Student - What happens if your boyfriend doesn't marry you before you turn 26?

Lukas Jung - That ends very badly for the boyfriend. It's considered a breach of promise and you can be forced into a marriage under especially unfavorable terms.

Chelsea Murphy - The laws aren't about oppressing women. They're about raising the birth rate which collapsed even before the chaos. If you marry young, you're more likely to have more babies.

Amabella Bondy - Anyway, it looks like the details of the immigration law aren't finalized yet.

Lukas Jung - There's a Senate version and a People's Assembly version. They have to be reconciled in a conference. And the consuls have to sign them.

Local Student - So your legislature isn't just a rubber stamp?

Chelsea Murphy - Democracy is still permitted to discuss the issues. The final decisions are made by the Grand Immortal Imperator when he feels like making a decision.

Lukas Jung - In this case, he seems to be allowing the legislature to work out the details. As long as they don't flood the Federation with undesirables.

Local Student - Doesn't this all seem a bit unfriendly?

Amabella Bondy - We have to be careful who's allowed into our country for the sake of social stability. Back in the day, we had rampant foreign interference in our elections.

Local Student - It still seems excessive to allow basically no immigration.

Amabella Bondy - It is what it is.

Lukas Jung - Seems like there isn't much else happening at home at the moment.

Chelsea Murphy - Either that or the news is being censored because something bad is happening.

Amabella Bondy - You never know. Anyways, we've got Eshialand to prepare for. In this case, we have a previous match where we split with them to study. You 2 especially need to learn from your mistakes.

Chelsea Murphy - Yeah, we've got to get back to the Ivory Crown. The surest path to the final is to win these next 3 matches outright.

They went back and Taishi Nakano just so happened to see the 3 of them coming in. But they didn't see him...
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1st: DBC 28, X Winter Olympics, Independents Cup 4, CoH 66, WBC 46, World Bowl XXXVIII, World Cup 85
2nd: World Cup 68, DBC 27, U15WC 8, UWCFA Gold Cup I, BoI 15, 2nd Imperial Chap Olympiad, NSCF 11
Host: World Cups 68 & 81, CoH 58, BoF 70, Games of XIII Olympiad, X Winter Olympics, World Bowls XXII, XXXI & XXXVIII, WBCs 42 & 47, WCoH 35, IAC 5, RUWC 25
Creator: Sporting World Cup (U-18 WC)
Also: Host of BoF 59, IBC 17, WCoH 23, WBCs 27/34/37, CR XXII; Champion of CR XXIV, World Bowl XXIV, NSCF 9, IBCs 14, 15, 16
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Wed Dec 17, 2025 9:19 am

It mattered not a jot to their final position - though did in terms of how the positions below, and hence the way second-phase groups were sorted - but Ben Higgins winning a time-scramble endgame against Elejamiian veteran Vili Caenirol was a confidence-booster alright. It broke the pattern of Oops! All Draws that had inevitably been on display in these final Casaran clashes, and provided the team with a reminder of what it was like to come through with killer instinct against other high-level opponents ahead of a format shift that demands exactly that if you are to make it to the final.

"It felt good to get a win over the board and just show my strength in these situations where the clocks are running down," noted Higgins, whose experience in chessboxing - the chess component of which uses blitz timing - has generally been seen as an explanation for his streamlined, rapid-fire style. "Building that (London System) structure as white, it's something you can always do quickly really however your opponent sets up, so you see it a lot in chessboxing where you've got blitz timings and you've just been punched in the face. And then the extra time on the clock makes all the difference sometimes as long as you can hold the position through the middlegame which fortunately I was able to do."

While the clock ran out on Caenirol in that particular game, it hasn't run out for the Chess-a-phants in the tournament; it would have done had Katzeburg prevailed in their final Casaran contest, but a 2-2 draw with Barkhastan sent the two-time defending champions out at the first hurdle, stranded in ninth when the win would have lifted them into seventh. "There was a brief moment, watching that board after I drew, where I was like 'oh no, what are you doing Ben, that lets Katzeburg in!'" laughed Stijn van Dijk afterwards. "And then I realised that it might not have done anyway because they had the board point advantage over other teams that might finish on 11 (match points) so then I was properly happy!"

As it turns out, had Caenirol and hence Elejamie held on for the draw, they would have leapt into fifth, swapping the eventual second-phase group allocations of Eshialand and Nortallius; as that didn't happen, the latter await first for a Scholars team whose sole Casaran loss was to the debutant Nortalussians. "We've obviously learned something from those games," acknowledged team organisational leader Prof. John Roach. "It's colours reversed this time so the terms of engagement will obviously differ a bit, but we know a bit more about their tendencies now - they're not a surprise to us anymore and I think we can still surprise them." Paradystopia and Valentine Z are the subsequent opponents for the Scholars, who know only winning that four-team group will do to advance to an ECC final against the winners of the other group - one that features all three remaining undefeated teams, with the 3-6-0 Free Republics and Eshialand teams joining the 6-3-0 Martian Independent Republic with Elejamie completing the lineup.

"Everyone's good at this stage," Prof. Roach noted. "Everyone left in this competition can win it from here. Obviously Katzeburg's exit feels like it's opened things up a bit after what they've done the last two tournaments, but it was always wide open. If we do get our sixth medal here, it will be a fittingly difficult way to set a milestone," he added, referring to the record of five consecutive ECC top-three finishes which they currently share with TJUN-ia. "It's going to be absolutely ferocious on every board the rest of the way."
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Postby The Martian Independent Republic » Wed Dec 17, 2025 12:54 pm

MIR 2 - 2 PDT
Jim (PDT) 0.5 - 0.5 Rigby (MIR)
Stardust (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Karen (PDT)
Agamemnon (PDT) 0.5 - 0.5 Goode (MIR)
Tuesday (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Bobbington-Jonsson (PDT)


KYP 2 - 2 MIR
Rigby (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Willis (KYP)
van Dijk (KYP) 0.5 - 0.5 Stardust (MIR)
Goode (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Radley (KYP)
Higgins (KYP) 0.5 - 0.5 Tuesday (MIR)


FFR 2 - 2 MIR
Rigby (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Bondy (FFR)
Nakano (FFR) 0.5 - 0.5 Stardust (MIR)
Goode (MIR) 0.5 - 0.5 Murphy (FFR)
Jung (FFR) 0.5 - 0.5 Tuesday (MIR)


Oops, All Draws (x3): Spiders take their foot off the gas after clinching round two spot
Three two-all draws against the three teams that would end up rounding out the top four maintained the undefeated campaign for the Spiders. Be it exhaustion from a lot of play or just saving energy in preparation for the group stage, there wasn't really as much drive to win. That'll have to change in the group stage, where the MIR's first opponent is Elejamie, who narrowly got in over Katzeburg - had the folks from Ynysgard won their last game, the Spiders would be about to play a very scary rematch. Now, at least, they only have to play a somewhat scary rematch.

Round 7: No, not Oops, All Draws this time, Ruby!
Upon clinching their qualification to the next round after defeating Elejamie, there was a noticeable relaxation in the Spiders' play. That led to them simply playing for draws against the penguin part of the Paradystopian team, and the plan was to take the win against Anders Bobbington-Jonsson and hold on for a 2.5-1.5 win. However, Ruby Tuesday apparently did not get the memo, repeating moves three times to seal a draw within less than 20 moves. With the other three boards quickly headed for draws (Goode's especially so, as he was the least penguin-tolerant of any of the Spiders), there was nothing to be done, and the match, like each board, ended in a draw. There goes the perfect record, but undefeated is still great.

Round 8: Chest, cards, close, all that jazz
Against a Kytlerian team who had all but qualified, everyone knew the result of this before it even started. An exhausted Rigby made what amounted to a draw offer on move 1 (1. e4 meant she was going for the Berlin draw). It took Willis more time to figure out whether or not that was a draw offer than it took them to finish the rest of the game, the fastest of the round at just under 70 seconds. Stardust, on the other hand, had a much more exciting game, making a minor mistake that put him on the back foot from move 10. However, the queens came off the board not long after, and van Dijk's free trial of 'good pawn structure' expired. Forced to deal with it or pay for it, van Dijk didn't seem to want to play for a win anymore. The pieces came off the board, and although Stardust played on a bit longer in a rook and bishop versus rook and knight endgame, it was not to be. Much like the bottom two boards, it ended in a draw. Board 4 saw Higgins outspeed Tuesday and Tuesday outplay Higgins, in an echo of the round 1 match at ECC8. However, the Spiders fielded Goode on board 4 for that game, where in this case he was sent up to play Michael Radley in a draw that saw him uncharacteristically passive.

Round 9: draw draw draw draw fast fast fast fast
Free Republics needed a draw to advance. The Spiders needed a draw to maintain their undefeated record. There wasn't collusion, but there was certainly mutual interest, and knowledge that they might face each other again. As it was, four non-confrontational draws kept Free Republics in the competition and gave the Spiders the top seed. Such goes chess.

The MIR was drawn into a group with Elejamie, Eshialand, and Free Republics, the first of which they play in round 1 of the group stage. Spiders fans will certainly be hoping for a repeat of their victory in round 6 of the Casaran phase.
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Postby South Newlandia » Wed Dec 17, 2025 1:11 pm

Cutoff for the first game of the Second Phase!

Group A
M1 Results
Elejamie 2–2 The Martian Independent Republic
Eshialand 1½–2½ Free Republics

P Group A                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Free Republics 1 1 0 0 2.5 1.5 +1 2
2 Elejamie 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
The Martian Independent Republic 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
4 Eshialand 1 0 0 1 1.5 2.5 -1 0


Group B
M1 Results
The Kytler Peninsulae 1½–2½ Nortallius
Paradystopia 2½–1½ Valentine Z

P Group B                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Nortallius 1 1 0 0 2.5 1.5 +1 2
Paradystopia 1 1 0 0 2.5 1.5 +1 2
3 The Kytler Peninsulae 1 0 0 1 1.5 2.5 -1 0
Valentine Z 1 0 0 1 1.5 2.5 -1 0
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Dec 18, 2025 10:29 am

Part 2 – We have come this far, and we should not lose out this quickly already.

Head Diplomat Charlene Jeannie Natalia Adeline Marceline “완벽한 협상가” Celestie Christine Irelle Dv. Arianna Rees Edith Novena Annie Ciara Whitney Esther Iris Bethany Myong Suh-Hyung: Just for the record of this, well err, recording, I will be doing this with one Zastępca Strażnika Adriana Krystal Desiree “Cudowny Manipulacja Światłem” Venus Kowalski Faith Stanisława Engelse I. Cherise Krystyna Zaborowska Sztormowska Pamela Alina Re. T. Lillian. It is made to sound like a formal interview, but hey, speak your mind about it! I know I will. So yeah, I will begin. We got pretty far, apparently! 6th in the rankings and scores, and now we are in the second stage. It’s a win!

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Oooh, indeed! Wow, I cannot believe that we are making it this far!

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Though of course, with equally and relatively merciless teams to boot, haha!

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Certainly! So my thoughts so far… the teams are definitely stacked against our favours. All the heavy lifters.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: I do feel quite bad about South Newlandia too. They are a great host, and it’s a shame to see their team leave this fast.

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Unfortunately so. Happened to us too, I think back in IBC 42? That was a pretty quick elimination.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Yeap. So, how are the teammates so far with you?

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Haha, so you have talked about the penguins with Jolyn! That one was… that was bizarre, but also very memorable!

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: I still could not believe we lost to him. But of course, further clarification said oh oops, Jolyn accidentally knocked over her pieces.

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Yeah that was pretty sad. And my predictive side says that we might be losing to them again.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: But in a fairer way, right? Not in the knocking over chess pieces kind of way.

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Well, it’s still a possibility, but I will leave it to the actual events to decide.

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: Heh, of course. So – how do you find the events and the matches so far?

Adriana Faith Kowalski Ela P Re. T. Lillian: Equal parts fun, and equal parts challenging! I think for myself personally, the breakthrough was when we managed to beat the TJUN-ians. I thought they would give us such a very hard time – which they actually did – but I just could not believe that we won against them. The odds were not really in our favour, you know what I mean? I was matched up against Margarita Altamiranda, Grandmaster of International Community, as it’s her title. She gave that difficult time that I mentioned earlier, but in the end, I managed to make do with what I have been offered. Being dynamic certainly helped a lot, that is for sure! All in all, good game, haha!

Charlene Jeannie Nat Myong Suh-Hyung: That’s good to hear, and yes I agree as well! Tshering Gyeltshen, I won against him as well. He tried his best and he is proud, he simply shrugged and then proceeded to shake my hand. Not to discredit him, oh definitely not. Got quite a lot of pieces lost to the guy. I managed only because one of the tactics that I was running went in my favour. Sacrificing a bishop so that he can get corned by the knight, hah!
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Postby Free Republics » Thu Dec 18, 2025 7:49 pm

Eshialand's Jamie Cartwright made a critical mistake and Chelsea Murphy pounced for the checkmate. With the other 3 matches ending in draws, the Free Republics had picked up 2 match points in their opening match of Phase 2. With Elejamie and the Martians splitting the match points, that meant there was a path towards clinching the group after the second game. The tiebreaker after match points was position in the Casaran table. This meant they needed to finish ahead of the Martians on match points and, at worst, tied with Eshialand and Elejamie. By taking both points, they would eliminate the winners of the Casaran stage. And Elejamie would have to take both points against Eshialand to stay alive. After the results were known, Mr. Fletcher explained this to the team.

Chelsea Murphy - You mean we can actually secure our spot in the final in our next match?

Mr. Fletcher - Yes. With a specific result.

Chelsea Murphy - And what happens if we draw them again?

Mr. Fletcher - If you draw, a victory over Elejamie on the final day would guarantee you the top position in the group. A draw against Elejamie and you'd better hope for a draw or Eshialand win in the other match.

Chelsea Murphy - I think those Martians are better than the rest of our group.

Amabella Bondy - Based on their record, you'd be right. But we already secured a match point against them. We can beat them.

Chelsea Murphy - I don't think either side was trying that hard in that match.

Mr. Fletcher - Well, you need to study then. No more sneaking out of the hotel.

Lukas Jung - How do you know about that?

Taishi Nakano - I saw you 3 coming in late last night. Also, I had tried to find you earlier for some practice sessions. So I asked Mr. Fletcher to help me look.

Mr. Fletcher - I was scared that something had happened to you kids. What ever came over the 3 of you?

Chelsea Murphy - It was all my idea, sir. I wanted to explore Newport with Lukas.

Amabella Bondy - Then I caught them and asked to go with them.

Mr. Fletcher - I appreciate the 2 of you taking responsibility for your actions. Since it's only reasonable for you to want some fresh air after being cooped up for so long, I'll ignore it. But future outings need to be approved by me. It's too dangerous to go outside alone. Remember, you're in Esportiva. This isn't a first world country like the Free Republics.

The 3 of them had seen that their teacher's fears were unfounded and likely influenced by propaganda. But they were wise enough not to argue with him.

Lukas Jung - I'm sorry, sir. We didn't mean to worry you and we won't do it again.

He looked at his girlfriend, asserting himself for once.

Amabella Bondy - In that case, we're going to be practicing tonight.

They spent some time studying all 40 previous matches played by their opponents at this tournament. Looking for tendencies they could exploit for a small advantage.




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Back in Republica, Dr. Kyle Kennedy had watched the second phase of the Elephant Chess Cup on an international livestream. He had gotten word that the Chess Club's return flight had been delayed and was curious enough to look up what was happening on the foreign internet. Discovering that his team had finished 4th in the Casaran stage and was currently undefeated, he had to watch. The students who had been sent to his office would have to wait. He watched and was especially pleased with Chelsea Murphy's performance. She was somebody whom he knew extremely well. After hacking her way into a scholarship, she had been in his office constantly for her first year at the school. But this was intentional as he'd hoped to break her and send her back to the farm. Yet she was so physically and mentally tough that he eventually just gave up. Now that unbreakable will was paying off in international chess competition.

The extended absence meant a need for special instruction to catch them up on their coursework. The longer it went, the more extra work that the teachers would need to be paid for. This would cut into the school's budget especially since expenses related to chess tournaments were not funded by the Federation Government. At one point, the school could have just accepted international students but that had been prohibited ever since the chaos. Besides, it was doubtful that many foreigners would want to attend school in the Free Republics. Many of them still seemed to think the country was a nuclear wasteland and that its representatives at the recent World Cup and Cup of Harmony were just ghosts conjured up from the Realm of the Gods. Or they thought they'd be executed.

To his surprise, his secretary reported that Lady Nova was there to see him. Since the chess matches were over, he instructed her to let the Grand Immortal Imperator's assistant in, ahead of the line of students that he'd need to discipline.

Dr. Kennedy - Hello, Lady Nova. To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence?

Lady Nova - It's my pleasure to visit you, sir. The Grand Immortal Imperator asked me to discuss upcoming arrangements for the Independents Cup.

Dr. Kennedy - I presume the soccer team and the cheerleaders will be traveling for the tournament?

Lady Nova - Indeed. However, we have concerns over their recent performance. Especially in their last 3 Cup of Harmony matches. After watching Saterun lift the trophy, we now believe they were good enough to win it.

Dr. Kennedy - If our party at the Cup of Harmony impacted the team's performance, I apologize.

Lady Nova - It was a worthwhile experiment nonetheless. But we're worried that their responsibilities as students are getting in the way of their responsibilities as soccer players.

Dr. Kennedy - It's a tough act to juggle but aren't academics more important?

Lady Nova - Kyle Bolton is an alcoholic imbecile with a middle school education. Yet he was a consul because he was a great soccer player.

Dr. Kennedy - I'm not sure he's a good example for why we should de-emphasize academics. Nor do I think that most of the team would be willing to forego their studies. They wouldn't be Barjavel students if they weren't serious about their academics.

Lady Nova - You make a good point. We may have to permit them to continue using the Vision Pro headsets.

Dr. Kennedy - Is it not possible to ask the Ilysee to slow down the time stream to allow them sufficient time to be both students and athletes?

Lady Nova - I'm not sure the gods are taking orders from the Grand Immortal Imperator. But I also don't know the true nature of his relationship with them.

Dr. Kennedy - Something does seem to be up there. Many things are happening in the FFR these days that seemingly violate the laws of science.

Lady Nova - But the laws of science still apply except when the gods decide to make an exception.

Dr. Kennedy - Speaking of exceptions, would it be possible for Barjavel to get some funding to handle expenses related to make-up classes for our chess team?

Lady Nova - Chess? That's not a sport.

Dr. Kennedy - But our students have played 10 matches and are still undefeated. If they can keep up the good work, they have a chance to reach the final.

Lady Nova - That's more evidence of the high standards at Barjavel. I'm surprised your nerds are that good at such a young age.

Dr. Kennedy - At Barjavel, we expect excellence from our students. And we discourage the use of derogatory labels that encourage students to look down upon those who are smarter than them.

Lady Nova - I stand corrected.

Dr. Kennedy - Upon their return, I plan on honoring the chess club for their strong performance. No matter what ultimately happens. They are role models to their fellow students.

Lady Nova - Role models? Because they're really good at a board game?

Dr. Kennedy - Yes. My understanding is that none of them are particularly popular with the other students because they're uninterested in current trends. Maybe that'll change once the student body hears about how they did.

Lady Nova - Speaking of the student body, what is going on outside your office? There's got to be 3 dozen students waiting for you.

As it turned out, an entire class of 12 year olds had been sent to the headmaster's office because at least 1 of them had stolen all the markers when the teacher was in the bathroom and thrown them out a 3rd floor window. None of them would confess to the deed so the teacher had written out pink slips for her entire class. Because of the delay, they were now late for their next classes and teachers kept calling both the nurse and the headmaster's secretary on the school intercom to report students who hadn't shown up to class. It was a mess.

Dr. Kennedy - That doesn't sound good. I'm going to need to step out for a minute.

Dr. Kennedy stepped out of his office and saw the line of students waiting to see him. His secretary Jennifer Eldridge was currently on the phone with yet another teacher.

Dr. Kennedy - Mrs. Eldridge, how long have these students been waiting?

Mrs. Eldridge - Since early in last period, sir.

Dr. Kennedy - That's not good. They're missing their classes. Please tell them to hand you their pink slips and come back to my office at the end of the school day. Also, write them excused tardy slips so they don't get sent right back to my office for showing up to their class late. Also, be sure to warn them about how unwise it would be to receive a second pink slip before the end of the day.

He went back into his office and continued his discussion with Lady Nova. But mostly, he was just looking forward to the next chess match and hoping he could watch it without an entire class of students getting sent to his office during the match. If only he could be in the Ivory Crown in South Newlandia right now...
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Postby Ranoria » Fri Dec 19, 2025 6:05 am

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my lineup: Yep
Decide board results: mhm
Decide moves made: of course!
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Godmod other events: please do!


Board 1: Dieter Bill

Actually pretty smart! Dieter takes his role as the Pan-Ranorian Chess champion very seriously. Sometimes he can win things. Often brings his doofus with him, who has a service dog vest, so even though he behaves very badly and does not follow rules, no one can stop him.

Board 2: Jenny Starling

Fairly ambitious player with a tendency to move the horses because they’re pretty - also grew up on a farm in southern Ranoria. They mostly grew strawbangos, but unsurprisingly they had horses because she loves them and her dad didn’t say no ever.

Board 3: Matt Keller

Blind and partially deaf attorney and chess hobbyist. He tends to practice on boards of very specific dimensions and can sometimes get confused when the boards are of a different size. Also has a service dog - who is more well behaved - named Orange. Orange sometimes gets a little frustrated with the doofus.

Board 4: Bishop Hardegree

An old and stubborn gentleman who might have the highest ceiling of any player here, but for decades now he’s refused to try and engage his bishops as often as he should, some kind of complex with his name.
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:25 am

The classic Kytlerian chess saying - "the easiest way to lose a game of chess is to try and win one" - came back to haunt the Scholars and in particular Michael Radley, as Jane Van Duysen prevailed in a time-crunched endgame to give Nortallius a second consecutive victory over a Kytlerian team whose record-equalling streak of five consecutive ECC podium finishes now looks destined to be broken.

Radley's attempt to break through Van Duysen's defenses with a traditional strong pawn centre was gradually picked off by the hypermodernism of his Nortallusian opponent, leading to a complex position that ate up the clocks on both sides; the subsequent scramble could have gone either way, but an ill-timed pawn push from Radley meant it went Van Duysen's way. With the other three boards producing high-quality draws all round, the Scholars are in a huge hole - now realistically needing two wins and plenty of help.

"We're all pretty stung to be honest," acknowledged Radley. "We felt good about our preparation but clearly they were ready too, and when it gets to a time scramble like that, all bets are off. Obviously we're going to need to be very lucky now but we know we can beat anyone we face."

With the Nortalussians having a large national chess circuit that has clearly produced battle-hardened victories, could this be a catalyst for the Kytlerians to do something similar rather than focusing their team around the University of Zube? "That might actually help more for classical," suggested Prof. John Roach, the mathematics professor who has been the central force behind the Scholars since their foundation. "We probably don't have enough different opponents we face, or at least didn't until the MCC began, whereas with rapid we've obviously gained a lot of experience both internally in Mathematics v. Margaret Institute but also in this competition. But in the long term it's about finding other places, other avenues to develop Kytlerian chess talent and at the moment a lot of that is happening at schools level and that bodes very well for the future in terms of youth development but I'm not going to be around forever so the tree is going to need broader roots."

That's for (much) later. For now, the penguins await again, fresh from their own 2.5-1.5 win over Valentine Z. If the Scholars win this and the Valentians can beat Nortallius, all will be even once more. That may be the only realistic path left to another ECC final...
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Postby South Newlandia » Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:09 pm

Cutoff for MD2 of the Second Phase

Group A
M2 Results
Eshialand 2–2 Elejamie
The Martian Independent Republic 2–2 Free Republics

P Group A                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Free Republics 2 1 1 0 4.5 3.5 +1 3
2 Elejamie 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
The Martian Independent Republic 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
4 Eshialand 2 0 1 1 3.5 4.5 -1 1


Group B
M2 Results
Nortallius 2–2 Valentine Z
The Kytler Peninsulae 4–0 Paradystopia

P Group B                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Nortallius 2 1 1 0 4.5 3.5 +1 3
2 The Kytler Peninsulae 2 1 0 1 5.5 2.5 +3 2
3 Paradystopia 2 1 0 1 2.5 5.5 -3 2
4 Valentine Z 2 0 1 1 3.5 4.5 -1 1
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Ex-Nation

Postby Free Republics » Sun Dec 21, 2025 12:27 am

2 matchups between the Free Republics and the Martian Independent Republic. Two inconclusive 2-2 results. Now 1 matchday remained in the second phase. Going into this last day, the Republican kids from Barjavel Academy's Chess Club just needed to beat Elejamie. There was an eerie silence from the team as they practiced and extensively studied Elejamie's previous games. Especially their previous matchup on the 7th day of the Casaran stage that had ended 2-2. Nobody on the team was looking ahead to the final or even talking about it. This focus meant there was nothing of interest to write about regarding the team at the moment.

Elsewhere, the Imperator Airlines plane that was to take them home to Republica had arrived in Newport. The pilot Oreste Longo had been instructed to avoid any contact with the team until they were eliminated. But he figured he'd be able to find somewhere to get a few beers while he was stuck on this tiny Esportivan island with a national population that was maybe a tenth of Republica's. This "city" felt like a small town to Oreste. As he walked around the town, he was completely unable to find a bar. Finally, he ran into somebody who asked him if he was lost:

Local - Are you trying to find anywhere in particular?

Oreste Longo - Actually, I am. Do you know where I can find a bar? I need a beer.

Local - I can't help you with that because we've banned drugs such as alcohol and nicotine here in South Newlandia.

Oreste Longo - You can't be serious! Am I really stuck in a Prohibitionist nation for the next few days?

Local - If you want something to drink, you can buy a variety of non-alcoholic beverages at a store or restaurant.

Oreste Longo - I guess that's what I'll have to do. Thank you.




In Republica, the Senate was debating the new immigration law that had just passed the People's Assembly. Senator Andrew Jung, father of Lukas Jung, rose to speak on the bill. The Grand Immortal Imperator had yet to take a position for or against the bill so democracy had actually broken out in the Free Republics.

Andrew Jung - I rise to speak in favor of the Reopening Immigration Act. As most of my colleagues here in the Senate are well aware, we used to have one of the most open immigration policies in the multiverse. Foreigners were even allowed to vote in our elections if they were visiting our nation at election time! Then we closed our borders prior to the chaos which proved to be providential for our Federation. I think we can all agree that we needed time to sort out our domestic issues without enabling foreigners to exploit them.

Murmurs of agreement could be heard throughout the Senate chamber.

Andrew Jung - Alas, we are now in different times. In the past year, we entered the World Cup for the first time since we won it shortly before the chaos. The team from Barjavel Academy, where my children go to school, acquitted itself well. We also had no international incidents as a result of our participation. Indeed, the foreigners seem to have largely failed to notice us. It was a far cry from the old days when they were constantly meddling in our internal politics and inflaming our internal political tensions. Thus, I now believe it prudent to permit some limited immigration into the Free Republics once again.

This statement drew a decidedly mixed reaction in the chamber.

Andrew Jung - Those of you who are leaning against the bill, I ask only that you hear me out and give my arguments a fair consideration. I do not wish to dictate your policy positions to you but if we want to be entrusted to make policy decisions, we need to show that we can actually debate and change each other's minds. Not just recreate the un-lamented political parties of the past.

He looked to the seats and noticed many Senators were listening intently.

Andrew Jung - First off, it must be stated that this bill does not permit unrestricted immigration to the Free Republics. In fact, it strictly limits immigration to two groups. The first group is comprised of men who have faced discrimination in their home nations on the basis of the color of their skin, their gender or their political leanings that are compatible with and complementary towards our system of government. There is a significant number of such men around the multiverse because many nations adopted racially discriminatory policies in the name of ending discrimination on the basis of race. While absurd, they believe that any inequality of outcomes is proof of discrimination and that this must be rectified via discrimination. Rather than accepting the simple and obvious explanation that this inequality of outcomes is caused by differences of ability or differences of interest. In the Federation of Free Republics, we have always rejected unfair and discriminatory treatment towards any group of people. But we have always understood that a fair system will inevitably mean unequal outcomes because individuals are inherently unequal and talent is not distributed equally between groups. I must state all of this at length because the purpose of this bill is to enable victims of such discrimination to come to the Free Republics and contribute to our Federation's flourishing by realizing their true potential in an environment where discrimination in the name of "diversity, equity and inclusion" does not exist.

He looked to the seats and noticed several senators who were previously opposed to the bill were likely having second thoughts about their opposition.

Andrew Jung - This bill also enables a second group of immigrants to enter the Free Republics. Specifically, it establishes a beautiful woman visa for women between the ages of 18 and 24 who wish to come to the Free Republics to pursue a marriage that will result in high quality offspring. This is necessary both to make up for our domestic "Christmas Cakes" that cause a chronic shortage of eligible brides and to increase the quality of our future human capital. These visas will be awarded via beauty pageants where we judge the ladies that apply based on both their physical attractiveness and the quality of their character, including their intelligence. As you are undoubtedly well aware, a stupid wife is both a bore and a huge potential headache for a man. This is why we have continued to thoroughly educate our women and encourage them to fully participate in society even as we've asked them to focus on their duty to reproduce until we resolve the birthrate crisis. At some point, we may be able to lift many of the temporary restrictions on the childbearing sex but, for now, we must have more babies. Especially more high quality babies. This is a necessity if we are going to dominate the future like our Federation is supposed to. Bringing in high quality foreign women, who are willing to embrace our way of life rather than clinging to some kind of twisted feminist ideology that robs them of their posterity and often of their femininity itself, would enable us to accelerate the solution to the birthrate crisis. I believe we need both of these categories of immigrants if we are going to secure a future for our Federation.

He paused for a minute then resumed.

Andrew Jung - Now, one may object that the first category of visa should include women. But I insist that this is unnecessary because any woman who is a victim of unjust discrimination would be welcome to apply for a beautiful woman visa. If she was a strong potential asset to the Federation, we would welcome her. You may also ask what would happen to a woman on a beautiful woman visa who decides to "Christmas Cake". While we could put her up for sale in the Christmas Cake auction like we do with the domestic equivalents, this would be unwise as it would lead to international incidents and also discourage many women whom we want in our country from applying for these visas. Therefore, any woman who enters on the beautiful woman visa and Christmas Cakes herself would simply be deported. The usual exceptions around misconduct from suitors would apply. If somebody who is not her husband impregnates her, she would be able to force him into a matriarchal marriage. Likewise if she is led on by some scumbag who wastes her time with no intention of actually marrying her. We don't want to scare off women who want to come here and be free to be wives and mothers who can also pursue their dreams on the side.

He paused once again.

Andrew Jung - You may be wondering what is the catch. What am I trying to hide? I submit that I am not trying to hide anything. What I have just done in this speech is just describe the text of the Reopening Immigration Act as passed by the People's Assembly. This bill will not lead to unlimited immigration. It will also not significantly change the demographics of the Free Republics as most beneficiaries of both visas will likely be visually similar to the existing Republican population. If I believed this bill were likely to balkanize the Free Republics, as its critics claim, I would not be in favor of it. If somebody proposed a bill to import the wretched refuse of every run-down backwater nation in the multiverse, I would advocate that he be put up for "Election" at the next major stadium event at the Imperator Stadium. This bill will maintain common sense immigration control without being a total ban on immigration like the status quo. The numbers are small enough that the immigrants should be easy to assimilate and the drafters of this bill have wisely picked classes of prospective immigrants who are strongly inclined to assimilate. Thus, I will be voting in favor of the Reopening Immigration Act. I yield to my colleague, the Senator from Jolarus.

The following day, a statement "from Senator Shadow" reached the Senate. It was a full-throated endorsement of the bill from the Grand Immortal Imperator himself. Immediately, the bill went from likely to pass to certain to pass. The Free Republics had reopened its borders but in a way that many foreign governments likely wouldn't be happy about. With the chess team now totally isolated in the Ivory Crown, Lukas Jung would not know of his father's vital role in securing passage of the new immigration law until the tournament was finished.
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Sun Dec 21, 2025 4:50 am

The number of things that had to happen for the Scholars to reach another ECC final after losing to Nortallius were absolutely scary to behold. Well, turns out some of them are happening.

First things first, the Scholars took care of their own business against a dangerous Paradystopia lineup that had already held them to a 2-2 in the Casaran stage. And it really doesn't get more emphatic in that regard than a 4-0 victory, something nobody could have seen coming but which looked on the moment the penguins started looking like, well, like creatures whom you wouldn't necessarily expect to be capable of playing chess at all. (This was probably unfair, but there were some amateur gambits that the savvy Kytlerian veterans picked off with ease - not that this itself is a given, we all remember how Prof. John Roach was undone by 1. b4 at Qizin Studios and how Eleanor Rigby used that out-of-character sideline as a springboard to eventual multiversal championship glory with, of course, the help of Prof. Roach himself.) All four boards had engine analysis tilting firmly towards the Kytlerian player within 20 moves, and all four boards played out that way, advantages duly converted. "For some reason they just didn't seem to keep their cool out there, must have been too warm for them," deadpanned Prof. Roach in a post-game interview in his capacity as the Scholars' organisational leader. "We still need help and luck, but we know that one win now will mean we're at worst second in the group and that'll be top four once again, which to do that six times in a row would be quite an achievement and the depth this time around has been very impressive."

The better stroke of luck would have been if Valentine Z had managed to snaffle a win, rather than just a draw, against the Nortallusians - that would somehow have put the Scholars' fate in their own hands thanks to their margin of victory over Paradystopia. Instead, that one finished 2-2, meaning all Nortallius need to do to reach the final on debut is defeat this evidently shellshocked Paradystopia team. Then again, this is also the team that just defeated the Valentians, who as a result are eliminated with a game to spare and as such might be easier - or at least more checked-out - opponents. "We know anything is possible, it's a very unusual situation with the way Paradystopia won their first then just melted against us, it really could come down to which version of them shows up," Prof. Roach acknowledged. "And don't forget they could still advance to the final themselves, they have everything to play for." (That would require them to win and the Scholars to not.) "All we can do ourselves is take care of business against the Valentians, we need to win that one to have any chance but I absolutely believe we can do it. And then we shall trust to fate and penguin power."

In eight games of chess in one very familiar venue, everything will be decided. In four of them, the Scholars need to do their part; in the other four, they need some penguin assistance if they are to avoid being frozen out of the final.
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Postby The Martian Independent Republic » Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:32 pm

Despite not losing even a board yet
the Spiders sit in second, and will not
advance unless the Free Republics (threat)
fail to win, while the Spiders shoot their shot
and, victors, progress, so I wouldn't bet
on them advancing, though they've bravely fought
and a first title Stardust still can get
if Martians win - their chances aren't naught.

For Rigby, slow chess victor, board one draws
with Black when she's not winning will be wise,
and so without as much as just a pause
although White's slightly worse, Black will take ties
to save herself now from exhaustion's claws
(poetic, saying that chess closes eyes).
When asked by Tuesday what had been the cause
of passive play, well, Rigby simply sighs.

Well, Stardust could make a draw without thought,
but that's not the result for which he vies -
a win is sought, and he believed he got
it. But Taishi then found a great surprise -
Pawn to b3. White's rook can't leave its spot
or else it will be Stardust's king that dies!
A great defense, played quickly as a bot!
For folks at home, though, I would not advise.

The most exciting game of the whole set
had Goode with Black, as Murphy's onslaught gnaws
at the pawns of the Martian - they're off-set
from his king, which, forced by White's check, see-saws
from place to place. With low time, an upset!
White touched her bishop, which due to chess laws
made her move it to a place she'd regret,
Goode snatching a draw from defeat's sad jaws.

On board four, Tuesday never had to sweat,
as neither her nor Jung aimed for the prize
of a win. Both of them would not forget
their endgame tactics, and although she pries
Jung's pawns apart, he still keeps a quintet
which does stay solid through all that she tries.
Thus for the bottom board of this quartet
of Spiders, there's continued draws (or ties).

You'd lie if you'd say that the Spiders got
perfect skill, not a fault, and zero flaws -
The path through the third matchday is now fraught
with risk, as top board Rigby now withdraws
to study, proud of that which she has wrought
but knowing that she cannot win with draws.
A win (and extra luck as well) is sought
if Spiders want to come back to applause.
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Postby South Newlandia » Sun Dec 21, 2025 1:40 pm

Cutoff.

Group A
M3 Results
Free Republics 3–1 Elejamie
The Martian Independent Republic 3½–½ Eshialand

P Group A                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Free Republics 3 2 1 0 7.5 4.5 +3 5
2 The Martian Independent Republic 3 1 2 0 7.5 4.5 +3 4
3 Elejamie 3 0 2 1 5 7 -2 2
4 Eshialand 3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1


Group B
M3 Results
Nortallius 1–3 Paradystopia
Valentine Z 1–3 The Kytler Peninsulae

P Group B                           Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 The Kytler Peninsulae 3 2 0 1 8.5 3.5 +5 4 *KYP ahead due to superior placement during Casaran Stage (2nd v 3rd)
2 Paradystopia 3 2 0 1 5.5 6.5 -1 4 *
3 Nortallius 3 1 1 1 5.5 6.5 -1 3
4 Valentine Z 3 0 1 2 4.5 7.5 -3 1

Congratulations to The Martian Independent Republic and Paradystopia on shared 3rd place, and thank you to everyone for participating!

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The Kytler Peninsulae will be champions in the event of a 2-2 draw

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Ex-Nation

Postby Free Republics » Tue Dec 23, 2025 12:08 am

OOC: Since this is the first event final I've reached since my return, this is as good a time as any to write about the history of the Free Republics in finals. You can assume that my team is practicing in the Ivory Crown, that Dr. Kennedy is watching on a livestream and that Oreste Longo is really irritated that he has to spend additional time waiting for his passengers. For the sake of sanity, I will be excluding finals from the Olympics and other multi-sport events. Which includes the Second Imperial Chap Olympiad held by Arch prior to his hosting World Cup 69 where I finished second in the medal count.

The first international sports tournament that the Free Republics ever entered was Di Bradini Cup 27 in Saugeais. This was the debut of Rule Theriault's National Soccer Team and was the exact same side that he would later enter in BoF 52. After routing Felix, Oralana and Shadowbourne by a combined margin of 10 goals for and 1 against, which was the best goal differential in the group stage, they dispatched Cassadaigua, The Licentian Isles (OOC: still known as Licentiapacisterra at the time) and then Felix again (in AET this time) to reach the finals. At this point, Nova Hellstrom (OOC: Now known as Lady Nova) had yet to introduce her infamous "Felix Trolls" nickname as the Free Republics-Felix rivalry was still in its early stages. This final was against another future Free Republics rival: Equestria, still known as Equestrian States at the time. Going into the final, there was a war of words in the press as Nova Hellstrom claimed it was "impossible" that horses could be intelligent and the Equestrian Sports Programming Network responded by writing about the "moronic failings of the Free Republics media". The final itself was a closely contested affair with a bat pony named Wither scoring the only goal for the Equestrian States in the 76th minute. All things considered, it was an impressive debut for the Free Republics but it also set back Republican-Equestrian relations more or less permanently. Later on in the same year, they played to the 1-1 draw in World Cup 65 qualifying where an extremely drunk Nova Hellstrom wrote one of the most inaccurate match reports in the history of international sports while ESPN published a far more accurate report. (OOC: This is what I'd call the textbook example of how to RP 2 completely different interpretations of the same match from the same set of facts.)

The next time the Free Republics would reach a tournament final was the 28th Di Bradini Cup in Wight. This time, the Republicans crushed Taeshan, Albaie and Kiryu-shi by a combined 12 goals to 4. This was followed by extra time wins over The Licentian Isles in the Round of 16 and The Inevitable Syndicate (now known as Mertagne) in the Quarterfinals then a regulation time victory over the Northern Sunrise Islands (Kita-Hinode) in the semis. This set up a final against Farfadillis. Unfortunately, the Sporting World report on the final appears to be lost (OOC: I never RPed it, as far as I can tell. That probably needs to change eventually.) but the Free Republics won 4 goals to 2. For a long time, this would be remain the only championship the Free Republics had ever won. They never made it back to the DBC final and our only 3rd place finish was the 29th edition in Equestrian States where current Republican National Soccer Team manager Koby Theodore raped Felix national Marina Collier.

The UWCFA Gold Cup was a regional tournament that very few likely remember. At the time, an organization in Acedonia called the "Union of World Changing Football Associations" decided to sponsor a tournament which featured the Free Republics, a combined Saintland & Acedonia team, Silver Beach and 5 minnows that never did anything else. (OOC: "World Changers" was my first attempt at creating a region. The idea was that it was to be the "everything region" but it ended up mainly being a puppet storage region for the rest of the community.) The first edition of this tournament was held in Saintland and used a Casaran format. As most of the Republican National Team was competing in Di Bradini Cup 29 at the time, Rule Theriault entered a team consisting of the 22 year olds from the national team and the best players from the U-15 team. More on this later, but there was a U-15 World Cup at that time. The Free Republics finished 1-2-1 in the Casaran stage, in a 3 way tie for 4th through 6th place on points. As 4 teams were to make the semi-finals, the Sanctii organizers elected to hold a 2 round tiebreaker playoff also including a Silver Beach team that had 4 points to determine the 4th semifinalist. The Republicans would defeat Silver Beach 2-0 and The Sportocracy 3-2. This earned them a match against Los Quebrados in the semis, a team that had gone 4-0-0 in the Casaran stage and defeated the Republicans 2-1 on the 4th matchday. In the rematch, the Free Republics won 1 to nil. The final would be against Callistea, an all-female nation. (OOC: A puppet of Osarius. Also, the only nation that RPed in the tournament.) Callistea had defeated Saintland & Acedonia 1 to nil to reach the final. The final itself finished 1-1 after regulation and the same score after extra time. The Republicans lost the penalty shootout 5 to 4. No records survive as to the identities of the penalty takers but all of the Callistean penalty shots were reportedly beautiful kicks. There were 2 more editions of the UWCFA Gold Cup and the Free Republics would finish 3rd in the 3rd edition (OOC: The History Thread links to Runner Cup 2. Likely my screwup many years ago when I still had access to the history nation.) while they were known as the Holy Republican Empire.

We aren't quite to the most famous Republican final of all yet as the FFR managed to reach the final of another long-forgotten obsolete tournament called the Baptism of Iron. This was a BoF style tournament for the World Bowl which somehow managed to survive for 17 editions. The Free Republics entered the 15th edition with a team coached by Logan Allen. This tournament was held in Quebec but there was an infamous mistake where the television networks in the Free Republics broadcast a video game for the first 3 matches instead of the actual tournament. (OOC: The tournament was originally hosted by West Guiana who abandoned the tournament after he revealed in the World Bowl Discussion thread that he was entering style modifiers as the "skill" in xkoranate. After some controversy in the discussion thread, it was moved to Quebec who rescorinated the first 3 match days that had already been RPed. My record was 3-0 in both scorinations.) In the group stage, they dominated their opponents, winning all 5 games by a combined score of 107 to 16, and were seeded #2 in the Round of 16. They demolished Baughmerica 48-10 in a game that kicked off at midnight then won 25-3 over The Knox Valley and 20-14 over Commune-PDTv2 to set up a final against the also-undefeated HopNation, which was the #1 seed in the tournament. The final proved to be every bit the epic encounter that you'd expect between the 2 best teams in the tournament. The Republicans struck first with a 53 yard Jaromir Zuyev field goal. After Anderson Gouldie missed a 47 yard field goal, Drasko Pecar found Aman Rosado for a long touchdown pass as time expired in the first half. A missed extra point meant the Republican lead was only 9-0. This proved to be important later. In the 3rd quarter, HopNation finally got on the board with a Deck Weswes punt return touchdown then added a field goal early in the 4th quarter to go up 10-9. The Republicans answered with under 5 minutes to go to take a 12-10 lead. Then the Republicans forced a 3 and out to get the ball back with 3:15 left on the clock. After burning both HopNation timeouts with running plays on first and second down, Pecar completed a pass to Isaac Jakobsson for what should have been the game-clinching first down but Woodson Law Lebeau would knock the ball out for a fumble that was recovered by Atwaters Polamalalu. After HopNation ran the clock down and spiked it with seconds remaining, Anderson Gouldie kicked a field goal to win it 13-12. HopNation's only other notable international sporting accomplishment also came to the expense of the Free Republics in World Cup 70 as they knocked the "Holy Republican Empire" out of World Cup 70 qualifying by 1 point then somehow went on to finish 4th at the World Cup, losing the 3rd place match to Polar Islandstates. Assuming you don't count the sport of triathlon which they dominated, for some reason. There were 2 more editions of the Baptism of Iron, both of which were held in Gregoryisgodistan. (OOC: The final edition of the tournament would face scorination delays because of Greg getting banned by Dread Lady Nathicana for the "Ban Britonisea" song.)

This now brings us to the most famous Republican final of all. World Cup 68 was hosted by the Free Republics and Legalese and was highly controversial before it even started. Between the Republican National Team branding Esportiva a "Region of Minnows", referring to Felix as the "Felix Trolls" (and other Esportivan nations by other derogatory names) and their efforts to cover up Koby Theodore's rape, which even involved using Rule Theriault's military connections to send troops into The Sarian, the Free Republics was not a popular nation internationally. Especially in Esportiva. Then Nova Hellstrom wrote an inflammatory article in Sporting World insulting highly ranked nations that were under-performing in qualifying. (OOC: IIRC, the motivation for this was because Legal told me about something being said on IRC. Based on how immature I was at the time, I was obviously going to turn it into an RP. As best as I can recall, I got 0 RP bonus for that.) Suddenly, there were proposals to remove the Free Republics as a host of the World Cup. Nothing came of this even after a World Cup Concert which featured inflammatory songs such as "The Republican's Burden" and "Bomb Bomb Bomb Esportiva". Notably, Esportiva had gone from 0 qualifiers in World Cup 66 to 9 in World Cup 68. The Free Republics opened the World Cup with a 1-1 draw against Nephara, then known as New Sideburn. They followed this up with a 4-2 upset of Cassadaigua and then a controversial 3-3 draw against San Jose Guayabal that started late due to an unexpected memorial service for Alex Tomlinson. Due to the use of a cell phone jammer, World Cup officials that weren't on the take from Theriault were unable to delay the match in Falatulu. This meant that Theriault was in the position of picking his team's Round of 16 opponent in the closing minutes of that match. A win would mean they would face Valladares, the 4th place finisher from World Cup 67. A draw would mean they would face Felix. So on Theriault's orders, his team passed the ball back to goalkeeper Marius Christofferson who intentionally put the ball in his own net for a 3-3 draw. After the Free Republics beat Felix again, as they seemingly always did, they stunned reigning Copa Rushmori champions Mytannion in a 5-4 shootout and reigning World Cup champions Polar Islandstates 3-2 in the semifinals. This set up a final against Vilita. Despite requests from Rule Theriault to move the final to the Free Republics, Legalese insisted upon it being played in their nation as originally scheduled. An overwhelmingly Vilitan crowd watched at the National Stadium in Legalese City as their nation returned to the final for the first time since World Cup 20. Faredin Pozenel would strike first in the 20th minute off an Arnou Labrecque cross and Vilita would have to resort to bringing in their legend Jomur Hulyer via an early substitution to get the crowd back into the match. Purapal Eskiiy equalized shortly before half. The Jungle Cats quickly seized the lead in the second half as Kristofer Kilpter drew Christofferson out of position and then passed to Sirkii Moliaudo to set up an empty net goal in the 48th minute. After a slow restart, Riksa Valjariia quickly scored a 30 yard fluke goal and it was all but over. Kiroki Mitaroki added a 4th Vilitan goal in the 72nd minute and Porvaldur Hinriksson scored a consolation goal in the 87th minute for the Republicans. The final was 4 to 2. Vilitan had taken the World Cup and Rule Theriault would insist for the next 17 years that his team had been screwed by Legalese. There are rumors that the Republican team used PEDs as they had control over drug testing in the Free Republics. The necessity of lowering their testosterone levels before the final would explain their sudden flat performance. But there has never been any hard proof of this theory. (OOC: I actually just re-discovered last night that I actually RPed this. Had completely forgotten about it.) The following World Cup would see a case of deja vu as Christofferson once again kicked the ball into his own net on matchday 3 to force a draw and a Round of 16 match against Felix that the Republicans won. Then they were eliminated by Legalese in the quarterfinals. Then a technical malfunction during Cup of Harmony 62 prevented Theriault from doing the intentional own goal stunt a third time and his team ended up getting eliminated by Turori in the Round of 16. His bizarre press conference afterwards cost him his job as Consul Reino Kulseth nationalized the National Soccer Team. They would finish 3rd at World Cup 71 as the Holy Republican Empire before that generation gradually faded away. But not before Theriault reclaimed ownership of his team after Kulseth's downfall.

As mentioned briefly earlier, there was a tournament called the Under-15 World Cup in those days. The 8th edition of this tournament, prior to World Cup 69, was hosted by Mastille. (OOC: A puppet of Yttribia.) After opening with a 3-3 draw against Camerania, the Free Republics beat Novach, Western Borderlands and Vettrera by a combined score of 10-2 to clinch the group before their matchday 5 bye. This set up a Round of 16 match against their rival Mizuyuki, a nation that either Theriault or Hellstrom had nicknamed the "Slants" (OOC: Yes, a racial slur.) This match was a 5 goals to 2 rout. They would go on to beat Zenic 3-2 in the quarterfinals and play a semi against Miley World (OOC: IIRC, Nova Calania's first nation.) that ended up 1-1 after 90 minutes. In extra time, they scored a second goal and advanced to the final. This final would be against Quebec and it would have the same scoreline, except that Quebec would win it in extra time. The match reports appear to be lost.

The next Republican final would take place at NSCF 11. (OOC: This was during my term as NSCF commissioner.) At this time, the Army Academy at East Point was competing in NSCF. In their debut season (NSCF 10), they had gone 5-5 in the Celestia Conference as Saintland's University of St. Augustinus repeated as conference champion. They went 1-2 in non-conference games and then lost the Pioneer Bowl 17-14 to Holy Redeemer, a fellow Celestia Conference school from the nation of Bandwagon. They were certainly not a team anybody would have picked to reach the NSCF 12 final. Army opened conference play with 3 wins then lost 15-6 to St. Augustinus. After 6 matchdays, Army was 5-1 and St. Augustinus was 6-0. Heqrouw Gymnasium's 14-10 upset of St. Augustinus on matchday 7 opened a door for Army but their own 7-3 upset loss to Kanza University on matchday 8 seemingly closed that door. After a 20-14 away win over the Sanctii school, it was tied at 7-2 going into the 10th and final matchday. University of Asklan City beat St. Augustinus 20-13 while Army beat Heqrouq 16-13 to win Celestia Conference with an 8-2 record. Army would go 2-1 in non-conference to finish the regular season with a 10-3 record, good enough for the 5th seed in the playoffs. Army would defeat the 12th seed South Seas University of Costa Aluria 13-9 before playing Osarius's Utica University to a 0-0 draw after 60 minutes due to heavy rain and mud. In overtime, Albano Cordero threw a 25 yard touchdown to a wide open Sultis Endre after Utica's defensive back fell for a play action. Then Tertulio Aguilar knocked the ball out of Utica running back Romeo Brown's hands and Lewis Bruce recovered it to win the game. After a 22-6 rout of Venta de la Mesilla's Yuma University in the semis, Army would face Stoneshore College of Cosumar in the final. The match reports are, once again, lost but Stoneshore won the championship 10-0. South Seas would go on to lose 2 NSCF finals and Utica would win NSCF 13. But Army Academy never returned to the NSCF championship game.

The next 2 finals are technically Falatulu's but it was the Republican National Soccer Team representing Falatulu. The first was Cup of Harmony 66 in Northern Sunrise Islands and Red Blackiland. Falatulu had gone 8-3-1 in World Cup qualifying, finishing second to Electrum on a tiebreaker. This set up a home-and-home playoff with Gregoryisgodistan, which the Foot Slaves won 6-3 on aggregate to advance to the World Cup and send Rule Theriault's team to the Cup of Harmony. (OOC: First glance at my RPs indicates that this seems to be when I introduced the cBots which were evil "AI" robots controlled by the Ilysee god Satanas that enslaved the people of the Free Republics during the Consul O'Reilly dictatorship. O'Reilly, who was RPed as a parody of Donald Trump, shock defeated Sibylla Croteau, RPed as a parody of Hillary Clinton, in an RP in late 2015. My RPs are infamous for often predicting future events in RL. The O'Reilly arc was also a major reason why the Sporting World Cup had a several cycle gap between the first and second editions.) Falatulu entered the Cup of Harmony ranked 19th and played like it, winning their 4 group matches in Red Blackiland by a combined margin of 9 to 2 and locking up the group before a matchday 5 bye. In the knockout rounds, they were moved to Northern Sunrise Islands where they beat Zenic 2-1 in the Round of 16, Ficiscia 1-0 in the quarterfinals and Fluvique 6-4 in the semifinals to earn a trip back to Red Blackiland for a final against Brenecia. These 2 teams had played each other in Baptism of Fire 52 and then twice in World Cup 65 qualifying. Along with a few other times since. But never in a tournament final. Now, the old rivals would meet again. Falatulu would win 1 goal to nil but, once again, the match report appears to be lost along with the identity of the goalscorer. (OOC: I need to doublecheck my RPs at some point to find out if I ever named the scorer. Because I definitely need to RP that final.)

After hosting the 16th Campionato Esportiva, Falatulu would bid unsuccessfully for World Cup 75 with Electrum, proposing a Casaran format. A 6-1-5 qualifying campaign followed and, for the only time in the history of the Republican National Soccer Team, they did not participate in the World Cup finals or Cup of Harmony after participating in a World Cup qualifying campaign. (OOC: IIRC, I actually declined the CoH invite because I had already decided not to enter the FFR in WC 76. But I'm not 100% certain of this. I may very well have not been RPing much. At the time, I was a Ted Cruz diehard and was very depressed after he lost the Indiana primary. Then there was that Brexit night incident on IRC that where I got pissed off at some other people over an argument and announced I was cancelling the Olympics, which I was about to host as Ilyseum. That was also around the time when I began to evolve away from libertarianism and towards a more mature understanding of politics.) Instead, they hosted and participated in a tournament called the Runner Cup which had been created by Chiata as a consolation tournament for teams that didn't make either the World Cup or Cup of Harmony. This tournament had somehow made it through 6 editions then it missed 2 cycles, only to return for World Cup cycle 75. Falatulu won the host vote unanimously over HUElavia and Indo-Malaysia and sent its national high school champion side from Telford Poirier High School. Which means it is arguably not even a Free Republics final. After defeated Platerdam, Britonisea and HUElavia by a combined 5 goals to nil, 3 of them against HUElavia, Falatulu would defeat Starblaydia 3-0 in the quarterfinals and then play Polkopia to a 2-2 draw after 90 minutes in the semis, winning 3-2 AET. This set up a rematch against Britonisea. Once again, no match reports seem to survive. But records indicate that each team scored a goal in regulation and a goal in extra time. Britonisea won 4-3 on penalty kicks to take the Runner Cup. As of this writing, the Runner Cup has never held another edition. (OOC: There's actually a decent case for bringing that thing back if activity levels for World Cup 101 are comparable to World Cup 100's but it died because a "Cup of Non-RPers" is obviously not going to see much RP. Also, the final of that tournament was the last post by the Falatulu nation until I signed it up for the upcoming CE.)

The Free Republics would not return to a tournament final for 5 World Cup cycles, an extraordinarily long gap. They never reached the final at the Global Cup of Soccer and they have yet to reach a Sporting World Cup final despite creating the tournament and hosting several editions of it. This tournament was the 4th edition of the Independent Associations Championship aka the Independents Cup. On this occasion, it was hosted by Schottia. The Republican National Soccer Team was disbanded after their disastrous performance in World Cup 75 qualifying and Rule Theriault went on to manage Ilyseum in World Cup 76 followed by Nordernious in World Cup 77. He would take Nordernious to a BoF final against Amnarei-asud which they would lose. (OOC: A stealth Polar Islandstates puppet) The Republican National Soccer Team would return in World Cup 78 qualifying and then would qualify for World Cup 79. This set the stage for the 4th Independents Cup. At the time, this was a new regional tournament created by The Boreal Islands (OOC: a bunch of Wight/Bonesea's puppets) for nations that were not affiliated with the big 3 regions. It was not yet a particularly prestigious tournament. The Free Republics had also undergone some changes in the post-O'Reilly era as Robert Nicholls was reinstated as a consul and was joined by former National Soccer Team star Kyle Bolton. Scarlett Nicholls would not replace her father as consul until the following World Cup cycle. At the time, the Free Republics was hosting WBC 42. The tournament opened with the Republicans losing 4-3 to the host, at the time the reigning World Cup champions. They followed this up with a 1-1 draw against Northwest Kalactin and appeared to be well on their way out of the tournament but a 2-0 win over Sorrentopia put them at a record of 1-1-1 which was good enough for third place in the group. Under the 7 groups of 4 format used in that tournament, the 2 best third place teams advanced. This meant a match against a South Toronto team that had swept their group. But they won 2-1 and then beat Tinhampton 1-0 in the quarterfinals and stunned Mercedini 1-0 in the semifinal. The winning goal in the semi was an own goal after Liam Toivonen tripped and hit the ball into his own net. The ref somehow missed the handball and the Free Republics had stolen a spot in the final. The opponent was Drawkland, who had actually lost a 3rd place match at the first Global Cup of Soccer to Consul O'Reilly's version of the Republican National Team. The final score was 3-1 in favor of the Free Republics but, once again, no match report seems to have survived. (OOC: Drawkland did post an RP right after the cutoff but before the results were edited in. I need to determine if this was ever RPed. If it wasn't, I'll rectify that at some point. At least, in this case, Drawk is still around so I can consult with him on how to RP it.)

At this point, you might be wondering if the Free Republics ever made a final before now in something other than soccer and football. The answer to that question would be yes. World Baseball Classic 43 in Cassadaigua was the next Republican final and one of the more improbable. Entering the tournament ranked 30th, with no real history of success in the WBC, nobody would have expected the Free Republics to seriously contend for a WBC title. But few outside of the Free Republics had seen Honomi Kamei yet. Led by the debuting Kamei, the Republicans went 20-4 in the group stage, which used a 15 groups of 5 format. (OOC: This was also where the character of Sarah Fuerst made her debut in my RPs. Remember the name.) This earned them a trip to Cassadaigua for the knockout rounds. At the time, a wrestling executive was fired under pressure from radical Christians in the Free Republics and the National Baseball Team started a "Stand Up to Sexism" campaign that would be endorsed by consul candidate Scarlett Nicholls. (OOC: Now known as Lady Scarlett.) With all of these events going on around the team, they were seeded 4th in the playoffs and would face Krossa in the Round of 32. They won that series in a 2 game sweep and would face Ko-oren in the Round of 16. Ko-oren won the first game in a 10-2 rout then the Republicans bounced back with a 4-1 win in game 2 and then split games 3 and 4, both by a single run. An 11-2 rout in game 5 send them to the quarterfinals against Super-Llamaland, one of the WBC's traditional powers. Once again, it came down to a game 5 and Namo Busque pitched a gem to give the Republicans a 4-1 win and a spot in the semis against Abanhfleft. This time, the Republicans won in 4 while Newmanistan knocked out Schiltzberg in 5 to determine which titan of the WBC got to face the upstart Republicans in their first championship series. The opening game of the series saw Namo Busque start for the Republicans against Hannah Lee of Newmanistan. (OOC: I'll be foregoing the links for the rest of this series as all of it follows.) Busque was shelled as Newmanistan won the opening game 11 to 4. Game 2 saw the Republican bats come alive as Zac Gatehouse shut Newmanistan out for 6 innings. Newmanistan would claw back 3 runs in the bottom of the 7th and would even get 1 off of Republican closer Mario Rothschild in the 9th before he forced a double play to end the game. Game 3 was a pitcher's duel between Newmanistan's Courtney Duvall and Republican ace "Wild" Ralph Fiedler, who actually played his domestic baseball in Newmanistan. Duvall would win the pitcher's duel 3 to 2, throwing 121 pitches. Following game 3, the news broke that Nicholls Enterprises had bought the Republican National Football Team from retiring coach Jak Hamilton and intended to gender integrate the team. (OOC: This will also be important later.) Newmanistan would take game 4, coming from behind with a 3 run Kayla Carey homer to win 6-4. They had been down 4-1 going into the top of the 8th. Even worse for the Republicans, their planned game 5 starter Sheamus O'Connor fell on his shoulder in the shower, which meant it would be a bullpen game in game 5. Republican pinch hitters went 4-for-4 with 2 homers, a double and 5 RBIs in a 6 to 5 victory to force a game 6 with Namo Busque on the mound. But Hannah Lee would go the distance for Newmanistan in a 3-1 series clincher, striking out 10 Republicans. Newmanistan had won their 6th World Baseball Classic title in 6 games. But this was not the last time the Free Republics would be in a WBC final.

3 WBCs later, the Free Republics would return to the WBC finals. This time, the hosts were Newmanistan and The Sherpa Empire and there were only 36 nations in the tournament not 75. The Free Republics entered this edition ranked 4th. During the group stage, there was a controversy when the National Baseball Team had to visit the Taxachusetts Charter Society, an allegedly communist charter society run by the online retailer Safari which treated the citizens of Taxachusetts as its glorified serfs. Later on, the Republican Supreme Court ruled that birth control and abortion were constitutional rights in Doe v. Malifornia and University of Republica baseball star pied the controversial Sanctii nun Sister Maria Polus in the face while declaring that Feministvs Sanctvsterra, the radical feminist group that at one point had run Saintland's government, was alive and well. The Republica police refused to arrest Fuerst or allow Polus to press charges. This led to consequences as Fuerst's boyfriend's family cut the two of them off and Honomi Kamei had to financially support the prospect she'd discovered 3 cycles prior. After an injury to Republican 2nd baseman Ethan Joyner following matchday 27, Fuerst would sign with the team as its new second baseman. At that point, the Republicans were 18-9 and tied with Hampton Island for first in their group. They would win their last 3 games including a 4-2 victory over Hampton Island on matchday 30 to win the group at 21-9. This earned them a spot in the Round of 16 in Newmanistan against Hapilopper who had finished 3rd in their group. They would sweep Hapilopper 3-0 then beat West Phoenicia in 4. Republican manager Kyle Thomas had also decided to use openers in the playoffs to keep the opposition off guard. He had also brought in the Olympic gold medalist in the 100 meters Rene Jager as a pinch running specialist, using him to win a series against West Phoenicia at WBC 45. The openers continued working for the Republicans as they swept Lycrabon to reach the finals against Cassadaigua. Game 1 was a Dagan rout as Fuerst and Kamei were distracted by the press conference for the Holy BoF bid which brought the BoF to Saintland and the Free Republics, specifically the Malifornia Charter Society. But the Republicans bounced back in game 2 with a 6-5 win capped by a Nicholas Fisher pinch hit home run. Namo Busque would be shelled in the first inning of game 3 for 3 runs but Taryn Russell would be dominant, holding the Dagans scoreless from the 2nd through the 8th inning in a 6-4 Republican win. Katia Tavarez would go 8 innings for Cassadaigua in game 4, holding the Republicans to 1 run in a 3-1 Dagan win that tied the series at 2. Game 5 saw the Republicans jump out to an early lead in the bottom of the 1st on a 3 run Honomi Kamei homer and would score 8 runs in the first 3 innings. Prior to the game, Kyle Thomas had announced that Luana Cremonesi would start then changed the lineup card at the last minute to start Gioacchino Arcuri instead. Cassadagan manager Maddie Polanco had been upset by this move but it worked as the Republicans won 9-7 to take a 3 games to 2 lead. Thomas apologized to her prior to game 6. Both Samantha Owens and Rhys McIntyre were perfect through 3 but the top of the 4th started with a Ferrau Bergeron walk followed by a Sarah Fuerst double and an intentional walk of Honomi Kamei. This brought Republican DH Nicholas Fisher to the plate, except he was playing 1st base where he was a defensive liability because Cassadaigua did not use the DH in their home games. Fisher hit a grand slam to put the Republicans in the lead. The "opener" McIntyre would be perfect through 6 in what would ultimately be a 6 to 3 series clinching win. This was followed by a parade that ended with the team meeting Scarlett Nicholls at the consul's mansion. The Free Republics had finally won a major world championship. This would not be their last of the Consul Scarlett Nicholls era but it would be the last time this team would make a WBC final. 3 cycles later, they would be disqualified after Fuerst's rumored sign stealing program was discovered and this championship now has an asterisk next to it in the WBC record books.

The next Republican final appearance would be at Arena Bowl VI. The 4th Arena Bowl had actually been Saintland's debut in international sports. They dominated it en route to a title. The 5th edition had been hosted in the Free Republics shortly before World Cup 77 and ended with a 3rd place finish by the Free Republics. The Arena Bowl is an indoor variant of gridiron football where the field is only 50 yards and teams consist of 8 players. Teams pass the ball on almost every down. This edition was in Abanhfleft and the Republicans opened with a 69-55 loss to United Civil States but they bounced back with an 89-30 rout of Velstrania, an 84-10 rout of Ko-oren and a 96-7 dismantling of Geektopia. That put them into a quarterfinal against Saintland that they won 53-39 and a 41-27 semifinal win against Terre Septentrionale. (OOC: I believe this was another old nation of Nova Calania's) This set up a final against Saint Kanye, a nation mainly famous for their 4 IBC titles in 5 cycles. The final score was 80 to 16 in favor of Saint Kanye. No further details about this final are available. (OOC: I didn't RP this tournament at all. Just posted a roster after MD1. As best as I can tell, all of the RPers ended up on the other side of the bracket so I roster coasted into a final.)

World Bowl XXXVIII was the third edition of the World Bowl to be hosted in the Free Republics. As usual, a Republican World Bowl featured an unique format. This time, there were 2 group stages followed by a double elimination round. Katakin Maier's team sponsored by the Nicholls Enterprises Football League entered the World Bowl ranked 3rd and was drawn into the O'Reilly Group of Greatness with Banija, Xanneria and 3 unranked teams. All games were to be played in the Free Republics. The Republicans would go 4-1 in the first group stage, losing 23-6 to Space but still finishing 6th in the seeding table for the second group stage. This meant they would share the RepublicSoft group with Ranoria, Abanhfleft and Vangaziland in a group where only 1 team would advance to the double elimination round. Both the Free Republics and Vangaziland won their first 2 matches. The Republicans would defeat Vangaziland 23-9 on the strength of their defense and earn the 2 seed, meaning a matchup with the Allamunnic States. Drawkland and Cosumar were the other 2 teams in the final 4. (OOC: There was a hosting error on my part that nobody caught until the end of the second group stage: Allamunnic States and Main Nation Ministry should have been drawn into separate groups. Also, Allamunnic made it to the final 4 without a roster.) Republican quarterback Dania Sandberg continued to struggle as the Republicans kept winning with the assistance of bad officiating calls. They beat Allamunnic 24-10 in a game where the officials missed a fumble at the goal line, erroneously calling it a touchdoown. This was followed by a 13-9 win over Cosumar, with the winning play being a Charles McAdam interception where the refs missed several flagrant fouls including a late hit that injured Cosuamr quarterback Ganax Lerma. This put the Republicans in the final. Drawkland demolished Cosumar 40-14 in the loser's bracket final to reach the World Bowl XXXVIII final. Under the rules of the double elimination, Drawkland needed to beat the Free Republics twice to win the championship. The Republicans just needed to win 1 of 2. But only 1 game was needed as the Republicans won 65 to 39 in the highest scoring World Bowl final in history. Drawkland's fans managed to secure a significant portion of the tickets thanks to scalper bots and they jumped out to an early 22 to 7 lead but Sandberg would throw for 2 touchdowns and run for another in the first half, putting her team up 30 to 25 with just 13 seconds to go in the second quarter. 2 more Sandberg touchdown passes would give the Republicans a 44-39 lead after 3. In the 4th quarter, the Republicans finally broke the game open with 3 more touchdowns, including Sandberg's 5th touchdown pass. As the game ended, somebody attempted to assassinate Consul Scarlett Nicholls but ended up shooting Abelino Greece, then the leading candidate for Consul. The chaos was near.

But first there were 2 more Republican finals. In the buildup to World Cup 85 qualifying, the Republican economy crashed and a new virus called the Sherpa Cold emerged. As part of their "herd immunity" policy, the Free Republics shut down all communications with the outside world during qualifying. Many nations played qualifying matches in empty stadiums. It was a multiversal pandemic. Across this backdrop, the Republican National Soccer Team barely qualified for World Cup 85. The format was 15 groups of 13 and they finished 13-6-5. (OOC: I took a break from NS during WC 85 qualifying because I was burnt out and also because of arguments about the pandemic on Discord. By late April/early May, I was full-blown "reopen everything immediately". But at the time, even I didn't realize that it'd be a 2 year long political battle that my side only won once we made it such a political liability for the Biden administration that they had the CDC re-define the colors on a graph to trick their supporters into thinking covid had gone away. I'm honestly fortunate that my only relationships permanently fractured over the insane and totalitarian politics of that era were online, not in RL.) The Free Republics entered the World Cup finals ranked 17th in the KPB rankings against the backdrop of a consul election where the Sherpa Cold hysteria was generating massive support for Samuel Izmailov, the lunatic who wanted to "Invade the World, Invite the World". (OOC: This is an actual slogan used on the RL American right to mock neocons, meaning George W. Bush style politicians, for being pro-mass immigration warmongers.) At one of his rallies, somebody, once again, unsuccessfully attempted to assassinate Izmailov. He would actually be assassinated a year later, which marked the beginning of the chaos. Against this backdrop, the World Cup started in Farfadillis with Pasarga jumping out to a 3 goals to 1 lead before the Republicans rallied for 5 unanswered and a 6-3 win. They followed this up with a 3-1 loss to Banija meaning the group would come down to a must-win match against Sarzonia, whose government seemingly thought Izmailov was already consul. They responded to rumors that Sarzonia was about to start a war with a 4-1 rout that put them through to the knockout rounds. First up was a 2-0 win over Ko-oren then an extremely hard fought penalty shootout win over the Turori Eels in the quarterfinals where they relied heavily on strikers Amy Ashbolt and Faith Marshall. After 90, it was 3-3. After extra time, 4-4. A 4-1 penalty shootout win meant a rematch with Banija. They would win this one 3-2 at the death on a header by the goalkeeper Taras Sergeyev. Theriault predicted that all 4 semifinalists at that World Cup would eventually be World Cup champions. Given that Baker Park still haven't won it, that prediction has yet to come true. But the Free Republics had a final to play against Nephara. A year before, these same 2 nations had met on the opening matchday of the World Cup and the Republicans had won 1 goal to nil after assistant coach Koby Theodore put a bounty on Nephara star Rowena Strongbow and Maxim Izmailov collected. This time, Izmailov would get Strongbow red carded by faking a leg injury. Then he headed the ball into the net for the lone goal of the match. It would end in a bench-clearing brawl followed by the Republican fans charging the pitch to defend their team. Theriault would give a victory speech with the pitch full of fans. Weeks later, Consul Scarlett Nicholls would be shot in an assassination attempt that ultimately failed and the Free Republics was well on its way to chaos. They would not return to the World Cup until World Cup 100.

Around the same time this World Cup was going on, World Bowl XXXIX was being held in Delaclava. Until the current Elephant Chess Cup final, this was the most recent Republican tournament final appearance, excluding friendly competitions like the Imperator's Cup. The reigning World Bowl champs went 9-1 in the group stage as the World Bowl returned to a more group stage format. Their one loss was 16-13 to Sarzonia. That 9-1 record would be good enough to win their group by 2 games over Torisakia. In the knockouts, they defeated Abanhfleft 20-0, Jeckland 20-19, Cassadaigua 13-3 and Drawkland 14-7 to reach the finals of the double elimination knockout rounds once again. Or at least it was double elimination for the 8 quarterfinalists. Ko-oren would win the losers bracket with a 6-3 win over Drawkland. The only touchdown of the first game of the final would be an interception return by Ko-oren's Aelithage Ecaliris who jumped a Dania Sandberg pass intended for Wang Pan which would be enough to give Ko-oren a 10-3 win. The second game would finish 10-6 Ko-oren. More of the same. To this day, the Free Republics have yet to play another game in the World Bowl but under a normal knockout round format, they would have won back to back titles and absconded with the Golden Bowl just like the National Soccer Team ran off with the Unofficial World Championship of that sport and then complicated its lineage by being in a group with a Jeruselem team that had their results expunged after they'd won it mid-tournament. (OOC: The lineage that counts the Jeru results was merged with the other active line and currently belongs to the World Cup champions. The lineage that doesn't count Jeru currently belongs to the Cup of Harmony champions.)

Next up for the Free Republics is a final in the Elephant Chess Cup 12. The Barjavel Academy Chess Club has impressed in this tournament, having not lost thus far. But they have to win outright in the final. A draw means The Kytler Peninsulae will be champions. We shall soon find out what happens next but given the Republican record in past tournament finals, Kytler has to be considered the favorite.

OOC: This turned out to be much longer than I'd planned. Kind of took on a life of its own as I was writing it. I would have split it into multiple RPs if it wasn't such a time-sensitive topic.
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World Cup 85 Champions
1st: DBC 28, X Winter Olympics, Independents Cup 4, CoH 66, WBC 46, World Bowl XXXVIII, World Cup 85
2nd: World Cup 68, DBC 27, U15WC 8, UWCFA Gold Cup I, BoI 15, 2nd Imperial Chap Olympiad, NSCF 11
Host: World Cups 68 & 81, CoH 58, BoF 70, Games of XIII Olympiad, X Winter Olympics, World Bowls XXII, XXXI & XXXVIII, WBCs 42 & 47, WCoH 35, IAC 5, RUWC 25
Creator: Sporting World Cup (U-18 WC)
Also: Host of BoF 59, IBC 17, WCoH 23, WBCs 27/34/37, CR XXII; Champion of CR XXIV, World Bowl XXIV, NSCF 9, IBCs 14, 15, 16
Leader: The Grand Immortal Imperator
Demonym: Republican
Trigram: FFR
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Tue Dec 23, 2025 10:57 am

This audio RP represents an extract from a livestream of the final ronud of the group phase by Eelco "EZclap" Zweekhorst, who was part of the Margaret Institute team at the most recent Mathematics vs Margaret Institute match as a first-year student in Sports Media. His aspiration is to be a professional chess player, but his Plan B is to be a full-time chess commentator instead, and his streaming popularity has made that Plan B look very realistic.

We pick this up with basically every board in the midgame. Eelco is having to dart his attention across multiple boards, which would be messy enough in classical and functionally impossible in rapid. However, it is clear that the penguins have an edge on a couple of boards against Nortallius, which is what's getting him excited.

EELCO ZWEEKHORST: That ancient penguin keeper man (Anders Bobbington-Jonsson) is holding up pretty well against Ryan Erickson on the fourth board, wait MORE THAN THAT, because the eval bar has just gone hard to Black there! Erickson just - oh he just blundered a bishop and zookeeper man apparently saw it immediately - let's go, zookeper man! - and with Van Duysen's King's Gambit having been smashed over on board 3 by Agamen-nom-nom that looks like it might be two board wins there for the penguins. And that's what we need! We need Nortallius to not win, and then if the Scholars win we have the tiebreaker, not even from board points but from Casaran standings. So back to our match!

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And Eelco's eyes dart to board 1, Willis vs Charlene Other Names Redacted. It's gone Reverse Gruenfeld albeit with a bit of variation, we pick it up in the position shown on the right with white holding the edge after a queen trade:
1. Nf3 d5 2. g3 c5 3. Bg2 e6 4. O-O Nc6 5. d4 cxd4 6. Nxd4 Bc5 7. Nb3 Be7 8. c4 dxc4 9. Qxd8+ Bxd8 10. N3d2 Na5 11. Na3 Nf6 12. Naxc4 Nxc4 13. Nxc4 O-O 14. Rd1 Be7


EZ: Looking at this first board and it's pretty interesting because Willis definitely has the edge here, but Charlene, remember, is very good at endgames so she could at least salvage a draw from this if Willis cannot maximise this opening now.

15. Bg5 is played, with 15...h6 following immediately.

EZ: Bishop g5, h6 follows so she'll have to trade or retreat, I would retreat here to delay the path to an endgame...

Willis does exactly that with 16. Bf4, which is met by 16...Nd5.

EZ: And she does, knight to d5 so inviting another different trade...

17. Be5 f6 follows.

EZ: Bishop e5, then f6, so there will be a trade eventually, could go bishop d6 and trade it for the other bishop...

But no, 18. e4 forces the issue in a different way, and having invited a trade for moves plural, Charlene inevitably opts for 18... fxe5 with an immediate 19. exd5 exd5 trade following.

EZ: And it's e4, so now we should see a trade, and there we go, takes the bishop and sacrifices the knight...

But before Willis can make the call on which central pawn capture to make - Bxd5+ perhaps the most obvious (and the one she ultimately played) but Nxe5 and Rxd5 are both playable - Eelco spots the eval bar cratering on the third board, where Adriana Other Names Redacted has been taking the "gotta go fast" approach you might frankly expect from a literal racing driver, but has blundered in the process.

EZ: ...HANG ON! ADRIANA'S BLUNDERED ON THAT BOARD! Has she... wait, WHAT THE HECK? SHE BLUNDERED THE ROOOOOOOOOOOK! I do not believe it, the racing driver crashed into the wall, and there's no way back - and there it is, she resigns right there after 21 moves! (Michael) Radley wins! That's one point for the Scholars, and if the Penguins can hold on in their match then all we need is draws!

Radley v. Adriana, Elephant Chess Cup 12 Group B Round 3/3, Newport, South Newlandia
1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 g6 6. Be3 Bg7 7. f3 Nc6 8. Qd2 O-O 9. O-O-O Nxd4 10. Bxd4 Be6 11. h4 Qa5 12. Qg5 Qxg5+ 13. hxg5 Nh5 14. Bxg7 Kxg7 15. Nd5 Bxd5 16. exd5 f6 17. gxf6+ Nxf6 18. Re1 Rf7 19. c4 Rc8 20. Kd2 Rxc4 21. Bxc4 1-0


EZ: I'll get back to that one afterwards, I - I think she just took a pawn and missed the bishop, proper novice blunder there if so, my goodness... er, Willis still in control on her board, the two Scholars on black look to be OK and they don't need to risk anything now but... wow. Just... wow. Like, this has to be a moment of destiny here, right? We're actually going to do this. And I'm... I'm honestly emotional about it. We were out of it after the Nortallius match! It was over! The last rites had been issued! AND NOW WE LIVE!!
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Postby South Newlandia » Tue Dec 23, 2025 1:19 pm

Cutoff for the final!

Elephant Chess Cup 12 Final

The Kytler Peninsulae 3-1 Free Republics


Congratulations to The Kytler Peninsulae, who become the first team to ever win three ECCs by themselves, and thank you to everyone for participating!
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