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Postby Siovanija and Teusland » Mon Aug 26, 2024 5:26 pm

OOC Note: Reposting this RP originally posted on August 20 that has been lost in time.

Oil & Ice


Volume VIII
Operation Sonnenfinsternis


Siovanija & Teusland Defence Force Headquarters, Stelburg, Teusland

There was silence as the participants in today’s meeting gathered around the table. Due to the time zone difference, some of the participants had been woken up around 4 in the morning for this. But it wasn’t a lack of sleep that was causing the silence - it was the news report burned into everyone’s mind.

”...breaking news from Sankt Konrad tonight as protests against the Blue Sun government have turned deadly…”

“...following Sankt Konrad leader Valljas Bancu’s speech, which observers described as ‘a new flash point in tensions,’ crowds of Teus and Albmot opposition to the would-be dictator erupted into mass panic…”

“...in the ensuing panic, shots were fired into the crowd by the Sankt Konrad police…”

“...RBC News understands at this hour that 27 protestors have been killed, and upwards of 60 more were wounded…”

“...of the protestors killed, 15 of them were Teus citizens on Sankt Konrad…”


Around the table, faces were gray and determined. Sitting around the table were Chancellor Lara Hauser, President Gerd Steiner, Foreign Minister Josef Wimmer, Transport Minister Rudolf Pesek and Defence Minister Johan Thiel. Across from them were the chiefs of staff of the Army, Navy and Air Force. Field Marshall Magnus Oppert, Grand Admiral Friedrich Schaab, and Air Marshall Bojidar Vitanov were joined by Field Marshall Bastian Lang, who had been put in charge of the Sankt Konrad theater and was the commander of the forces based in Sankt Leopold.

“Gentlemen,” began the Chancellor. “We’re gathered here now because we have no other choice. There is no room left for negotiation, and no room left to tolerate these attacks. Not only has this rogue government killed and arrested our own citizens, they have now directly attacked their own citizens, the Teus people, and have threatened drastic actions. Furthermore, they have violated every treaty signed between our nations. This most recent incident is simply the final culmination of a path that, unfortunately, has seemed inevitable for some time now.”

The Chancellor paused, understanding the weight of the words she was about to speak. “I have gathered the National Security Council here this morning to approve a military invasion of Sankt Konrad.”

There was a short pause. “If anyone has any reservations about such an action, now would be the time to speak.”

The room was silent. By this point, everyone had agreed that this was the only course of action - and when the Teus people woke up in a few hours to the news of the 27 murdered protestors, they would demand that the Blue Sun government’s reign be ended.

“Then it is settled,” said the Chancellor. President Steiner, the elder statesman in the room, put a hand on her shoulder - he knew how difficult this was going to be. Hauser and Wimmer, the two old colleagues, nodded at each other to show they supported one another.

The Foreign Minister spoke up. “War is, of course, the last possible resort for us here. But even some of our allies have spoken up, privately, to give us support. Banija, our longest-standing and deepest ally, have of course offered to help out with the oil reserves - a deal we should take regardless of what happens next here, but that’s another conversation - and in a TS level addendum added their support for ‘whatever decisions you have to make.’ Valanora, one of our strongest relationships in the region, have also offered support. Believe me, I trained as a diplomat, the last thing I want is war - but sometimes, there is only one language these tyrants like Bancu understand.”

Then, Field Marshall Oppert spoke. “With the understanding that this situation could potentially escalate into a conflict, the Defence Force has prepared a plan for such an undertaking. Operation Sonnenfinsternis.”

The name meant Solar Eclipse in the Teus language, and was perhaps the most symbolic name possible - it was time to block out the Blue Sun permanently. Next, Grand Admiral Schaab spoke.

“Our submarines have been patrolling the waters for weeks now, learning the patterns of their coast guard and analyzing the situation on the seas. There are 5 battalions of marines based on the supercarrier URS Monchengau and the navy has enough landing craft to support an amphibious operation. In addition, our destroyers and submarines are prepared to support the craft as necessary. However, the Navy’s role in this will mostly be to provide a forward base for the air force and army. I’ll pass it over to the Air Marshall.”

Air Marshall Vitanov spoke next. “With the intelligence provided to us by the Navy, we’ve noted that there is always a change in patrol for their coast guard at around 3am. At that exact time, all 6 of their coast guard patrol ships are in the harbour at once.”

He paused. “A bombing campaign against towns and infrastructure was ruled out for obvious reasons. However, at 3am, a precision strike will be launched and their coast guard will be wiped out in the harbour by a squadron of jets equipped with missiles. We expect to send a squadron of 24 planes for this mission, who will be met unopposed other than the potential of small arms fire from the ground.”

Field Marshall Lang entered the discussion now. “Once the coast guard has been wiped out, of course we will lose the element of surprise. However, considering we expect very small opposition - the Police Force, which will be spread across the island, and Blue Sun loyalists who may take up arms against us - we are not worried about this.”

“At exactly 0330, when the strike against the coast guard is complete, our landing craft will leave the Monchengau escorted by submarines and another squadron of 12 planes. We expect it will take about 2.5 hours to reach the shore, implying a landing time of 0600. A beachhead has been marked out along the black sand beach approximately 5km north of Wilhelmstadt.”

Field Marshall Oppert spoke up now. “There was a discussion about a landing on the east side of the island, closer to our base at Sankt Leopold, to allow our troops to link up easily. However, the east side of the island’s coast is mainly cliffs and rocks. Landing on the beachhead near Wilhelmstadt offers us the smoothest possible landing.”

It was back over to Vitanov for the next phase of the presentation. “As the marines are landing on the island, our planes will fly overhead and prepare for a drop of paratroopers. We have marked out a drop zone between the towns of Deatnu and Sankt Leopold on the east coast. The terrain in the drop zone is quite flat, and there are no trees or structures in the area.”

“From the drop point, the paratroopers will proceed to Sankt Leopold, where our military base is. The town of Sankt Leopold is a Teus majority population and the locals should pose no risk to our efforts. Once a link is made to the base, we will have access to motor vehicles and more firepower.”

Field Marshall Lang spoke again. “The marines who landed near Wilhelmstadt will have the task of reaching the National Ring Road and encircling the capital, cutting it off from any reinforcement. The paratroopers and those from the Sankt Leopold base will proceed by vehicle across the island via both the Ring Road and the Deatnu-Divtasvuodno road. They will liberate the Divtasvuodno Prison and bring our 5 citizens to the safety of the base. The remaining force will link up with the marines surrounding Wilhelmstadt.”

“There we can expect the final battle,” said Field Marshall Oppert. “We expect about 800 police officers, and around 2500 poorly trained Blue Sun members to defend the city. Urban combat will make the situation difficult, but our force will capture the city with relative ease.”

Chancellor Hauser now spoke. “How long do we estimate the operation to last? And how about estimated casualties?”

“Of course. There are best case and worst case scenarios, of course - you can expect something in between. In the best case scenario, with almost no opposition until Wilhelmstadt and a short battle in the city, we expect the operation to take a full day and estimate around 50 casualties. In the worst case scenario, where we face fierce resistance at the Divtasvuodno Prison as well as in the city, the operation could take up to 5 days and we estimate around 150 casualties. Luckily, the operation is taking place in summer and not the harsh Sankt Konrad winters, when our movement would be hindered by ice and snow.”

Everyone in the room paused now. The only thing left to do was give approval to the plan. Everyone looked at Chancellor Hauser.

“The plan will proceed at the earliest opportune moment.”

“According to our weather radar, Frau Chancellor, the skies and sea will be clear tonight. That will be our move.”

The military meeting was over, and the officers left the room and began setting the background work of the plan into action. Field Marshall Lang would actually be flown to the Monchengau to direct the operation from up close, while the others would remain in Stelburg.

For the political leaders, however, the night was not yet over. Next it was to the Presidential Office in Stelburg, to record a broadcast to the nation. In the car ride over, there was a fierce debate over who exactly should give the address - in the end, President Steiner volunteered for the task.

And so, in the Presidential room, flanked by the national flag, Steiner began to speak. This recorded message would play on television and radio across the country as of 6pm - 3am in Sankt Konrad time, when the strike would begin.

“Siovanijans, Teus. My fellow citizens of the United Republics.”

“Today, our nation has undertaken the heaviest decision it has made in many years. Following a complete breakdown of relations with Sankt Konrad, following the deaths of our citizens and of those of our nation, following a long string of hostile actions by this fascist government, we have decided to act decisively to bring peace to Sankt Konrad.”

“As I speak, those who have done harm to our country and its people are receiving justice.”

“Valljas Bancu is a thug, and now a criminal, who seems determined to drive his country and its people into an authoritarian system that serves him alone. We cannot allow this to happen. The Treaty of Felsenkirchen, signed in 1897, gave Siovanija & Teusland the responsibility to defend Sankt Konrad. That is a responsibility to the people of the island, who we will now act to support. Our objective is the removal of the Blue Sun government. Then, democracy, freedom of speech, minority language rights, safety for all Teus and all Albmot, will return to Sankt Konrad. Positive relations between our states, and a united, stronger Sankt Konrad, will be the result. I ask those on Sankt Konrad who oppose this government to stand strong, to have no fear - help is on its way.”

“In this difficult time for our nation, we must all be good citizens and good neighbours. Support each other. Leave nobody behind. We will return the ‘Sankt Konrad Five’ to the freedom that they deserve.”

“My fellow citizens. We must remain united. And, as we have done for over 150 years, and as we will do forever, we will honour these words: Concordia, Patria, Libertatem.”

When the clock hit 5:59, the President, Chancellor, and the rest of the National Security Council once again gathered around the table at the military HQ. The time had come.

Oclea 1-2 Siovanija & Teusland
XI: Kranz; Schwefel, Rodl, Apel (Burger 82'), Gellner (Reichenbach 67'); von Stein, Winter, Le Meji; Korlikov (Vadimic 67'), Zschokke, Hackl
Goals: Xorge Le Meji 43', Reto Zschokke 87'
Man of the Match: Reto Zschokke (1G)


Siovanija & Teusland 5-2 Kronbia
XI: Bodeker; Metzger, Steinhausl (Apel 55'), Rodl, Reichenbach; Porsche, Prekmurje, Rosberg; Vadimic (Korlikov 46'), A. Kosch-Kovarik, Burger (Dezelac 82')
Goals: Aleksander Kosch-Kovarik 26', 73', Veljko Vadimic 39', Jesper Porsche 50', Michael Burger 80'
Man of the Match: Aleksander Kosch-Kovarik (2G, 1A)


Siovanija & Teusland 23 man squad for international window 8
Away vs Valentine Z

Goalkeepers: Holz, Bodeker, Krziz
Defenders: Schwefel, Wimmer, Reichenbach, Fiser, Steinhausl, Rodl, Breslau
Midfielders: Porsche, J. Kosch-Kovarik, Prekmurje, Winter, Rosberg, Le Meji
Wingers: Vadimic, Korlikov, A. Kosch-Kovarik, Zschokke
Forwards: Burger, Hackl, Zak

Expected XI vs Valentine Z: Holz; Schwefel, Steinhausl, Rodl, Reichenbach; Porsche, Prekmurje, Rosberg; Vadimic, A. Kosch-Kovarik, Burger
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Capital: Borograd | Population: 74,245,000 | Demonyms: Siovanijan, Teus | Country Code: STL

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Postby Banija » Mon Aug 26, 2024 7:39 pm

Banijan winger Odongo Kagenda, in the 63rd minute


"SHIT!" Kagenda screamed as he skied a half chance into the 15th row. It had been a frustrating day for the Banijan winger, who was otherwise, by almost any other measurable standard, getting towards the absolute peak of his career. He was probably too good to be truly considered having a 'breakout' season- but this past club season he had exploded onto the conciousness of football fans unlike any other way that he had before. Forever considered to be a highly talented youngster, and then having a solid prime, he wasn't necessarily considered anything special.

Until, of course, this past season of the Shango-Fogoa Premier League.

Odongo Kagenda had finally been given the role that he had been craving most- lead man at Banija's biggest club. And while they did not do exactly what they were set out to do (they did NOT win another S-FPL title), as an individual, he had a brilliant season. He was the league's Golden Ball winner, recognized as the S-FPL's best player last season. He was an absolutely dominant attacker going forward as well. He was at the center of what so much of the Trumpeteers loved to do. Led the league in assists, Top 5 goalscorer in the league, etc... It became clear that, in the S-FPL, he had gone from 'pretty good' player to 'absolutely great' player. Must talk about him. Elite in so many ways.

Banija had always had a crowded winger room. And the path to start for the NT was crowded. Lolong Bokate, in particular. A superstar in the S-FPL as well, he firmly held down his role, year after year, being part of the heart of record successes for both club and country- being a consistent starter when your NT reaches three straight World Cup Finals goes a long way. But, those times are becoming part of the rearview mirror these days. When a whole host of players retired after ARC 2, including the aforementioned Bokate, that offered Kagenda a chance to become the permanent starter on the wing, opposite Layvin Son-Saka- the other winger who is probably Banija's best player.

The power in this team is in the attack- Kagenda, Son-Saka, and Jônn Wérséô were fully capable of being their own three-headed monster. And Kagenda was probably the question mark of those 3- but he had been having a pretty good qualifying campaign. The attackers had really come into their own in the last few matches, scoring 13 goals in their last 3 matches heading into this Darmen game. But this home match against Darmen, at Star Field- the same place where Kagenda plays his home matches in club football, no less- had been the opposite of wide open. Both teams knew where they were in the table, the calendar, and in the context of Eura's sprint back towards the qualification zone- they understood how far a potential 3 points would go in this one.

Kagenda had been having a decent game- but that miss in particular was frustrating. A ball popping up for a volley, with a defender bearing down, is not the greatest chance- but he mishit it and got everything wrong. Jogging back into position, he turned around as he heard one of his defenders yell at him. "Odongo- head up! Chances are coming." The right back who yelled that, Adroa Kiryamunyolo, gave a thumbs up. Odongo simply nodded. He waited for the Darmen keeper to play the ball- they loved to play it up the sidelines, and on the ensuing goal kick he did indeed play it up the sideline- but towards the opposite sideline. Kagenda watched as Woodward won the ball across the pitch, playing with his back to Opio Ssambwa.

Kagenda started to back up, getting ready to defend. "Stay high Odongo, stay high!" He heard his manager, George Wangolo yell. Staying high to prep for a potential counter. So Kagenda drifted back. And when Araba Fanja came in to take the ball from the Darmeni player, and give it quickly to Yob Yeyeh Aan, it was on. The Banijans had wanted to be more possesion based this game, but the spaces were too tight, and the defending too good, for them to really put their mark on this game. So now, a space for a counter-attack- the Banijans were going to seize it.

He checked to see the defensive line so he could remain onsides, and started moving forward with the play, albeit on the opposite side of the pitch. Yeyeh Ann passed it to Yob Banda, who sent it back to him- and then he took it forward- where, suddenly, Son-Saka was making an overlapping run. The ball was perfectly timed and perfectly weighted, and as Son-Saka scampered to collect the ball, that's when Kagenda knew it was time to make his move. His jog turned into a full on sprint, a diagonal run- from the sideline, across the side of the box, towards the penalty spot.

The Darmen defender had lost sight of him completely. As the defenders went towards Son-Saka, that meant Kagenda's cutback was open. "BALL! BALL!" Kagenda screamed. The dual-national played him a perfect pass, and that meant Kagenda had an open shot if he hit it first time. He looked up, saw the goalkeeper sliding across, and smashed the ball right back to where the goalie had come from- Goal.

"YEAH!!!!" The crowd had exploded after this goal- the first after 66 minutes of tight, excruciating deadlock. And the partisan crowd seeing one of their club heroes get the goal didn't hurt things either. Kagenda, himself, was jubilant. "LET'S FUCKING GO!" He yelled as he sprinted over the first barrier and jumped into the first row of fans, bearhugging the random person in the first row. His teammates joined him- jubilation. It would turn out to be the game's lone goal, and Kagenda had ensured a crucial three points for the Kadongo Kamu. Would this be his best moment of the Qualifying campaign?




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"Plenty of work to be done" as Banija are in pole position with four Qualifiers to go- although they remain far from favorites to advance


BUSUKUMA, NATIONAL CAPITOL REGION- The Kadongo Kamu knew that they were in for an absolute battle during their lone match of the last window, against Darmen. Hell, it took on more importance considering that the last window also had their bye- they knew that they needed to win this game. "The opportunities to earn points are becoming fewer and fewer, we are reaching the business end of this Qualification campaign." George Wangolo, the NT manager, told reporters. "So 6 pointers like this- it was crucial that we got three points, especially here at home- and we have done so. If we want to get out of this group of death, results like this today are critically important."

While the attack is really rounding into form for the Banijans, the defense really put in a shift- their best defensive performance, most certainly, of the entire campaign. This team has pretty much always been guaranteed to concede a couple, in what has been their achilles heel this whole time. But against Darmen- finally, they figured things out. At least for one MD, of course. The 1-0 victory was just the third clean sheet of the campaign for Banija, and their first since MD6. Not a bunch of true chance creation for Darmen, with an xG of just 0.62 for the match. "We did well to defend in depth- our midfielders and defenders, working in tandem, cutting out opportunities." Wangolo told reporters. "Our GK played well- but was never forced to bail out the defenders. Kept things calm in the back, and if Darmen had gotten themselves a legit opportunity, it's certain they would have taken it. We did a great job in the leadup to our goal, and holding onto the lead for the final half hour as well."

Big games beget more big games. That's how things work. And for the Banijans, that is true. Their next window is important. Let's take a snapshot of the table- the teams in contention. Remember- top two go automatically to the Finals, 3rd place either directly to the Finals or the playoffs. Everyone else eliminated.

Ps Group 17                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 The Holy Empire 13 9 4 0 32 9 +23 31
2 Banija 12 7 3 2 29 18 +11 24
3 Eura 13 6 4 3 24 16 +8 22
4 Darmen 12 6 3 3 25 21 +4 21
5 Natanians and Nosts 13 5 3 5 23 16 +7 18
6 Krytenia 12 5 3 4 20 21 −1 18


The gnomes of The Holy Empire have this group in the bag. It makes sense- they're in pot 1. But they are running away with things, it'll only be a few days before it's official. Everyone else is fighting each other for second or third place. In the head to head matchups among these teams, Banija has an advantage. 4 points from six against Eura, 4 from six against Krytenia, and 6 from 6 against the Natanians & Nosts. They split the spoils even against Darmen, 3 points a piece. And got a well-earned away draw in the Dreamed Realm.

So this next window is intimidating. Matchday 15, Wangolo has already confirmed that he will rotate his squad to take on Srubnaya culture- an unranked side who has been struggling mightily. They sit with just 2 wins and a draw across 13 qualifiers, towards the cellar of the group. "You can't play the same XI all 18 games- it takes 23 to qualify for a World Cup." Wangolo told reporters. And that it does. They will be chasing those three points, because despite the bench playing, that is a must win- as the one after that is at home, against The Holy Empire, on MD16.

Busukuma is ready for it- the Stadium of the Resoration hosting the group's biggest qualifier. "The atmosphere is going to be cracking." Son-Saka, the team's captain, told reporters. "We're excited for that. We got our eyes on that game. Those are the type of games where we have to come away with points. We did it in the Dreamed Realm- it is not impossible. We need a result in that one, and if we can have a four point window here, then we will be in pretty good position to qualify directly for the World Cup."

The big one. Banija v. The Holy Empire. Can the Kadongo Kamu triumph? We will see very, very soon. And folks- that result will give us a great window into what will surely be a maniacal scramble for 2nd and 3rd place on the final two matchdays of Group 17.

Qualifying Goal Count Tracker
Goals against Darmen(H)
Odongo Kagenda(66')

Total Goal Count Tracker
Layvin Son-Saka - 6
Jônn Wérséô - 6
Odongo Kagenda - 5
Yob Yeyeh Aan - 2
Yob Banda - 2
Alanso Kambi - 2
Sabiti Yikala - 2
Zaharija Zdjelar-Siwangeh - 1
Muhangi Wentibwa - 1
Araba Fanja - 1
Opio Ssambwa - 1





Kabaka- King
Omugabe/Omugaba- Prince/Princess
Katikkiro- Prime Minister
Waziri- Foreign Minister


Select Prinicipals Meeting on the developing Saint Konrad crisis
Saint-Konrad Crisis Principals

His Majesty the Kabaka- Mwanga
The Waziri- Omugaba Immaculate
The Katikkiro- Boaz Gor
Banijan Ambassador to Siovanija & Teusland- Afiya Oyange (PRESENT ON VIDEO CALL)
Omugabe Ssemanda


The government of Siovanija & Teusland, of course, had been extremely thorough here- and, at the same time, had done a fantastic job of making sure that the people in Busukuma were well aware of the events transpiring. They had spoken at the highest levels throughout the day- briefly, of course, but enough to make the point across, shortly before they had made the announcement to the people. Their hands were forced- a military solution was going to be implemented in Saint Konrad, and they were going to invade. Banija, as promised, had expressed their support.

So now the Prinicipals were back, meeting together, and watching President Steiner's speech. "Siovanijans, Teus. My fellow citizens. ... Concordia, Patria, Libertatem.”

"An inspiring speech by the President." The Kabaka said.

"Very effective- rallied the country, got the point across." Omugaba Immaculate said to the rest of the room. "But- they did what needed to be done."

Omugaba Ssemanda simply grunted at the fact. Pretty much everybody high up in Banija had agreed with the decision of the UR Government, and largely, they had a point. WIth the things that Valljas Bancu was threatening towards the Teus in Saint Konrad, the United Republics government had no choice. They were not going to stand by and let Teus be slaughtered when they could do something about it. He had said that the Banijans should have told the Siovanija & Teusland government to take down the temperature- instead, it was the Saint Konrad who moved things up several notches.

"Well- what happens now? What goes on from here?" Omugaba Ssemanda asked.

"Well..." His aunt, Omugaba Immaculate, started to reply. "Obviously, Siovanija & Teusland is a major military power. Capable of deployment rapidly everywhere. We didn't ask for military details, of course, but the fighting is going to start. Our own military people fully expect a fairly quick victory for Siovanija & Teusland troops in Saint Konrad. As for what happens after that... Well, this problem requires being responded to today. But, you can't get to tomorrow without first finishing today. They've got to win this fight. Like we said, they should do so- they've got all sorts of military advantages."

"And they've already got a military base on the island." Boaz Gor interjected.

"Yes, they do." Continued Omugaba Immaculate. "I've got Hannah Delaney on line 1 as soon as we're done in here- she'll have seen the speech by then, and we can let Belle Haven know that Busukuma is going to offer its public support to these actions, and then.. Well- sit. Sit and wait."

The room pretty much agreed. There wasn't much for the Kingdom to do at that point. Omugaba Immaculate went out and gave a live press statement, without questions- reiterating, once again, Banija's support for the goverment of the United Republics in this crisis, and lamented the repeated escalations of Valljas Bancu and his Blue Sun party. She laid the blame for the failure to reach a diplomatic solution solely at the feet of Valljas Bancu, and said that she looked forward towards a return to the democratic norms of Saint Konrad.

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Postby Jeruselem » Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:56 pm

Jeruselem Manager Astaste Venus with Princess Alice in her cheerleader costume after Sylestone beat Jeruselem 1-0 at Dazza Dallas Stadium ...

Alice: Hey!
Astaste: Oh hey there Alice
Alice: We were doing so well until Sylestone scored
Astaste: They beat us 1-0 last time so they know what they were doing
Alice: Bad luck there, I guess they were the better team
Astaste: They haven't lost a single game so there's that. You still on the cheering squad?

Alice: Oh those girls in the card accident haven't recovered yet, I'm still here
Astaste: You're doing a good job
Alice: I'm not a very good football player but hey I'm a decent cheerleader ...
Astaste: Your mum and grandmother didn't play football either
Alice: All that sunshine isn't great for my skin anyway
Astaste: Well, I'm not an outdoors person as well.

Alice: We're not even going make into a playoff are we?
Astaste: Not really, even if we win all our last games we're not going to make it.
Alice: So what's going wrong?
Astaste: Well we were always really going for the playoff spot, but then Patriotlandia and The Ko-orenite Constellation seems to have caused havoc with the top seeds
Alice: Yes I noticed Josifovo has fallen off the pace but they aren't out of it
Astaste: We're definitely not going make the finals by the looks of it

Alice: I guess our glory days are gone forever
Astaste: It isn't me who's going to revive that
Alice: We're not going give in the dream, don't worry
Astaste: Time to get someone else to the job
Alice: We got too much money in the football business to give up
Astaste: Yes well, it's a business these days ... even if we never win the world cup

Alice: If one does not try, it cannot happen
Astaste: I guess so, most teams will never win the cup but it doesn't mean it's impossible
Alice: Nothing is impossible! Just highly improbable.
Astaste: Same chance as being hit by a meteorite
Alice: Hey, it's not like zero! Pretty close though
Astaste: I guess that's something. err that are chanced of being hit by a meteorite ...

Alice: I think 1 in 1,600,000 or ... let's see 0.0000625%
Astaste: Near enough to zero for me
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Postby Yakk » Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:56 pm

The following is taken from a picturebook entitled "The Railroads of the Yak Empire" a sister publication of "The Railroads of the Xanneria"

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YAK EMPIRE - 3
Ninjao 31'
Orgaat 62'
Presintino 69'

NORTH AND SOUTH SALVIO BALTIA - 2
Vasylyk 11'
Tomic 83'
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YAK EMPIRE - 2
Oryaangabar 19' 84'

WEST VDARA - 2
Christodoulou 6' 90+1'

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Postby Kamijiro » Mon Aug 26, 2024 10:26 pm

Bolts of Lightning, Part Seven: Serving Suspensions and Stealing Points


Following the West Barack and East Obama match that turned into an absolute mess that involved the match being called off early, several dozen Kamijiroans behind bars, and a referee with a broken jaw, there had to be a fallout. And fallout there was. The very next morning, the team issued a public apology for how the match went, both in terms of actions on the pitch and off of it. It was also announced that security at the stadium would be heavily bolstered before the next match. However, the dreaded second announcement came down, as well.

"For their actions in the match, to include what happened post-match, the following players will serve a one-game suspension against Caribbia: Michael Azevedo, Saiichi Demizu, Katsu Fujiwara, Soji Kokubun, Ryo Murai, Philippe Seraphin, and Nicácio Xavier." That means seven of the regular eleven would be benched for the match - nowhere near ideal. But the association held firm. One game for everybody. The police also put out a warrant on Atsuji "Red Wolf" Akaminai, the brother of Akinari, for his involvement in the fracas. However, Atsuji's gotten very good at disappearing just long enough for the statute of limitations to expire, so likely nothing will come of it.

And so, the suspended players don't even travel to Caribbia, as they are told to serve their suspension from home. The Lightning look terrible without their stars. Like, beyond terrible. To put this into perspective, Caribbia were 0-0-11 heading into the match. Not a single point and a -29 goal difference at 7-36. But either way, the Kamijiroans lost. Mistake after mistake piled up and a goal squirted into net past Jokichi Asumi. The Lightning gifted Caribbia a random win. Yes, the Kamijiroans were without any of their main stars, but the difference in quality between the sides should've seen them through. Instead, Raiji Kagawa is left ripping his hair out on the touchline when the final whistle blows.

The sports media in Kamijiro immediately jumped onto the "it's so over" train, with the talking heads mostly focusing on how Caribbia had not won a game before. And then they talked about how screwed the Lightning were, considering their next opponent was top of the table Huayramarca, and there's simply no way they'd take points off of them.
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The reaming out in the dressing room pre-match is a sight to behold. Raiji Kagawa's rage about losing to Caribbia is evident and he's hoping to use the loss as motivation to come out firing against Huayramarca. Most of the rant isn't suit for print - but this snippet should paint a picture.

"I swear on everything I hold ****in' dear, if you ****in' let-downs don't get the **** out there and win the goddamn game to get those three points back, I'll make sure that the Nishigayas come back just so I can use them to make you ******s don't ever let me down again. I swear, I don't care about the ****in' suspension excuses. I don't care. We should've been able to beat them playing five versus eleven. Get out there, make me proud and I swear if we don't win this match I'll have to whip you all personally..."

Fortunately for the team, a big win was on the cards. Coming out firing against a top-ranked side is never easy, especially with the nerves that come with going up early. Soji Kokubun fired the Lightning ahead of their opponents in the seventh minute, assisted by Saiichi Demizu. The Lightning proceeded to sit back a bit and let Huayramarca play around with the ball in non-threatening areas. However, when triggering a press on Orlando Mina, Nicácio Xavier slid a little too hard into the legs, giving away a free-kick in a pretty dangerous spot. Lo and behold, an equalizer set-piece for the Huayramarcans. Ian Mamani arced a free-kick into a dangerous spot that Jokichi Asumi couldn't quite reach on his leap, and Bryan Tello was in the perfect place to head the ball home. 1-1 after thirty-three.

The second half was all Kamijiro, though. Going away from the sit back approach, Haruki Kagawa came into the match for Levi Faamate, an attacking substitution through and through. The Lightning went from a 5-3-1-1 to a 4-3-1-2, with Haruki playing next to Soji up top. Katsu Fujiwara and Haruki would connect early on in the proceedings and Kagawa laid the ball off to Kaneto Kanazono, who had an easy tap-in. 2-1 after fifty-one. The insurance goal would come from an unusual spot with Ryo Murai, the center back, blasting an absolute rocket from outside the box in the eighty-fifth following a poor clearance from Juan Mamani.

With a 3-1 final score, the Lightning managed to take three points off of the 11th-ranked team in the world and became the first side to beat the Huayramarcans during this qualifying cycle - this also means that they took four points from Los Cóndores as well. The upshot is that the Lightning have a game in hand on both the Condors (1st, 28 points, 13 matches) and the Kytler Peninsulae (2nd, 25 points, 13 matches) and sit two points off of second. The bad news is that West Barack and East Obama (3rd, 24 points, 12 matches) also have a game in hand and sit one point above the Lightning (4th, 23 points, 12 matches).

Whether or not the Lightning have the luck to pull this off from here remains to be seen. However, here are the upcoming opponents for the Kamijiroans as the squad looks for their first-ever qualification to the big stage...

Matchday 15: Libesia (Away). Reverse fixture result: Kamijiro 5-1 Libesia.
Matchday 16: Langenia (Home). Reverse fixture result: Kamijiro 2-1 Langenia.
Matchday 17: Al-Tamazgha (Away). Reverse fixture result: Kamijiro 4-0 Al-Tamazgha
Matchday 18: The Kytler Peninsulae (Home). Reverse fixture result: Kamijiro 1-1 The Kytler Peninsulae.


The last time Kamijiro went through this span of opponents, they picked up 10 points. If all goes well through the next two matchdays against Libesia and Langenia (which is no guarantee, of course - especially after that performance against an unranked Caribbia), the qualification window opens up a lot. If not, well... another Cup of Harmony appearance may be on the cards. And that would leave a big decision on the minds of the Kamijiroan FA - does Raiji Kagawa get one more cycle to try for qualification? Or does failure here mean the ex-yakuza man heads back to club-level management for a while?

Bonsoir, oyasumi, boa noite and good night.
- Kamijiro.
Winners of Baptism of Fire 81
World Cup 98 Round of 32 Appearance
Cup of Harmony 89 Quarterfinalist
Di Bradini Cup 55 & 58 Quarterfinalist
Cup of Harmony 88 Round of 16

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Postby North Oharan Valley Union » Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:30 am

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Timestamp: 27 July 2024 - 12h30
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The Greatest Striker
Timur Ghazaryan keeps the Green Lions competitive


Time was running out and the fans of United Hawkland were running their calculations in the stands: a single point against an unranked opponent times one summed up to a poor result and a blow to the qualification ambitions. No wonder that their players on the field ferociously attempted to keep the win at home, leaving the Green Lions scrambling for their life. Bit by bit, Sergey Baltuk had renovated the original open line-up into a fortress. Darby, Goladze and Pavazars cemented the trembling walls whilst Holmsen, Krastins and Metakvili tried to recover on the bench, having done their bit to keep it up. The ambitious 4-4-2 became a double hurdle, with the Hawks doing all they could to clear them.

Ten players of the Union saw the inside of their sixteen meters area more than the opposing half. The exception to the rule was Timur Ghazaryan. Any scout present probably scribbled down ‘hardworking but looks sluggish’ and ‘less useful when you do not have the ball’. There is something to be said about substituting Holmsen instead of him: yes, Ghazaryan can hold a ball to get out of that hedgehog defense but you first need to get him possession. Those in United Hawkland who, we assume, had only seen two games with his signature on it probably considered him dead weight by now.

Minute eighty-four and another encirclement from United Hawkland that failed to find an opening in the wall. A clever collection from Darby actually led to something more than hoofing it forward and everything else was vintage Ghazaryan. First the chest control, holding off the equally imposing Rasmusson, to find a running player in Pavazars. Then the lone striker turned on the engine, it does not look fast but it is perfectly timed. Just as he reaches the edge of the box, the cross comes in and the subtle glance in the bottom corner already tells you where the ball will end before his left foot connects with it. At the sound of scouts looking for erasers, Ghazaryan brings out his trademark celebration to the tiny yet rowdy away section of that enormous stadium. One clenched fist, another fistpump for the fans and the finger up to the heavens.

How the Green Lions hung on to dear life and three points is besides the question. Fact is that they remain within touching distance of the peloton in group eight, credit to an abundant production in goals. Nine of those already bear the signature of Timur Ghazaryan, the eternal presence up front who can hide finishing class, working ethos and physical strength under the hood of a tall, lumbering figure. Apart from Putnins and Rosendahl, he assembled the most minutes on the pitch. Even more, he is the only one in the squad to have picked up playing time in each of the thirteen games so far, a talismanic presence to Serhey Baltuk who rates rotation highly, but the output of his striker a little higher.

When discussing Timur Ghazaryan, the ruler against which he is placed is usually that of his domestic peers. He has been with Banvor Tasjavan now for eight seasons and is yet to experience one where he scored less than 0.4 goals per game. In total, this tallies up to 276 appearances and 135 goals, numbers that have not only written his name in gold letters in the history books of the Ironheads but in Oharese football lore in general. With that under the belt, the 28-year old who performs at his peak can only be considered in two ways. Either throughout the history of Oharese football, a difficult measure with the fractured leagues and federations in mind. Or against his international competitors in group eight of these qualifiers.

That ninth goal against the Hawks’ Mogens Brasher lifted him to the top of the ranks in terms of raw numbers: nine goals scored outdoes his direct opponents in the group. It is something that needs to be taken with a grain of salt. When one crunches the numbers for the two undisputedly strongest teams in the competition, it is notable that neither bolsters a player that scored over five goals. For the Black Eagles, it is surprising to find out that new additions Henrietta Colvin and Colin Campbell lead the charge with four each. Two players who ply their trade domestically, with neither being an out-and-out forward. The canons of more notorious names such as City’s Charlotte Henshaw (who approaches fifty international goals) and Avondale's Edward Maddison have remained notably quiet this campaign. A fact that seems to be more attributable to decisions made by Michael Campbell than by the form of the two strikers: the modest manager opts for a more defensive mindset than most and has the strength depth for rotation. Some would dare to say that the Tumbran top dogs can keep the powder dry for the tournament proper, rather than exhausting themselves in the long qualifying process like a Ghazaryan.

The top scorers of group leader Baker Park even haven’t chalked up more than three goals. Andrea Kirby, employed in the strong Sylestonian competition, and an overperforming Carly Logan are currently ahead of their peers. The only thing this tells us is that the Black and Golds have an impeccable depth in the squad, one that must leave Serhey Baltuk envious at times. His only alternative to Ghazaryan is Deivs Dombrovskis, the Vienots forward who gets more attention for his rather physical pressure and dueling than through his production. You secretly already know that he would not even make the rotation for the two highly ranked opponents mentioned above.

To get a better comparison for our Banvor forward, one will need to look to the next tier of nations, the one North Oharan Valley Union aches to belong to: the contenders. The elegantly named Giuseppe Allegri Gentile leads the lists for Zenic. A compilation of his scores so far gives an insight in his versatility: from the long-distance strike over the efficient penalty strike all the way to the technically perfect header, it is fair to say that he can put any ball away. That range of options sets him apart from Ghazaryan. The Marine Thunder, after his celebration and Banvor’s characteristic colors, is far from a one-dimensional player but it is force rather than technique: don’t go looking for backheels or step overs in his repertoire.

Also stuck on eight, as is Allegri Gentile, one needs to bring Riena’s Emiri Nekoda into the equation. As are we, the Wavelets are unranked but for the moment they remain within a single point of the coveted third spot. Not in the least due to the performance of Nekoda whose strength and athleticism seems to echo the role of Ghazaryan. But there are differences in usage of that power: whilst the Banvor strike might be leading when it comes to heading, she proves that spearheading the attack can be done in more variations. Despite being only twenty-two, she anchors the attack and hands around opportunities for teammates to score. While Timur Ghazaryan does form a vital link to let others move forward, the holding up and distribution of Nekoda is something different. For those stats fetchists who still believe Ghazaryan hovers above: he is only at a single assist so far.

In conclusion, Timur Ghazaryan definitely earned to be considered as a strong striker but when asked whether he is the best one in the group, only avid Banvor fans and a few simple-minded list lovers will agree. Most realists will admit that other nations can either count on more versatile forwards or on a wider range of options. But maybe that is the well-deserved compliment for the Marine Thunder that this article should conclude on: Timur Ghazaryan will not be the best one, but he might be the most crucial forward for his team within this group. Let us hope he can keep up that streak for three more games.

Thanks to Riena, Tumbra, Zenic & Baker Park for kindly sharing info on their top scoring players and contributing to this article.

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Postby Milchama » Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:40 am

"So things keep on disappearing"

"I know, I can never find my keys"

"Yeah and I still don't know your name"

"No, you know my name they don't know your name"

"Who is they?"

"The people who don't know"

"Aha!"

"You know this format doesn't really make sense because we assume that thousands of people can read a conversation between two individuals that has been going on for the last 15 or so years"

"Well, you need to remember that ICly we're just having a conversation and that conversation happened to be typed out. Millions of people across Milchama have conversations, we're the lucky ones who get theirs recorded in text"

"Who the heck writes out conversations?"

"People who prefer to read podcasts"

"Who prefers to read podcasts? It's an audio medium"

"You know, I'm surprised by the lack of podcast RPs"

"Probably too hard to record. Also, probably annoying for the hosts when grading. I don't want to listen to something for 45 minutes when I can read it in 15 minutes"

"Do other nations even have podcasts that they use an RP medium?"

"Not sure, radio and TV broadcasts written out or recorded with snippets of dialogues is somewhat popular, particularly in the WBC, but not really seen podcasts"

"That's weird right? It's a relatively popular medium and you would think more people would use it to RP"

"Yeah, you would but it hasn't really happened"

"Odd"

"Agreed, odd"

"Anyway, any update with Milchama?"

"Nah, the usual"

"What's the usual?"

"We lost to who we were supposed to lose to, this time Farfadillis, and beat who we were supposed this time, it's doesn't matter that nation's name they are irrelevant. You know, the usual"

"That makes sense, are we auto qualing from third place yet?"

"Unclear, we're near the cutoff line like we were before but we would actually have to do work to figure it out and nobody wants to do that"

"Yeah, we're not doing work right now through writing this RP"

"Exactly"

"So we're already wasting enough time, let's go to Margaret"

"Yes, let us pray"

"Say as I say and do as I do"

"''Ringa pakia!''
''Uma tiraha!''
''Turi whatia!''
''Hope whai ake!''
''Waewae takahia kia kino!''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru''
''Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā''
''Ā upane, ka upane''
''Whiti te rā, hī!''

"Now repeat after me!"

"Forini! Forini!"
"Finidi! Finidi!"
"George! George!"
"Oh Brother! Oh brother!"

*They strip and run around for 12 minutes*

"We pray the Margaret of SnubNose 38 and Random Number God that you may deliver us victory over all infidels that we face in international play"

"Sacrifice the Rubber Chicken!"

*Swoosh of an axe and the chicken is dead*

"Margaret we pray that you take this sacrifice of a rubber chicken in good faith and that by your deliverance Milchama does well in all international competitions"

"Come on You Warriors!"

"Let's Go Milchama!"
Milchama Sports achievements:
World Baseball Classic 23 Champion! Arrosia Regional Championship 2 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32), 1x ARC Champion, Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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Postby Flavovespia » Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:03 am

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The Pyramid
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And now to the stop of the Flavovespia football pyramid, the Super League. 41BU saw the formation of the GWNFA Super League, when the Big 3, Waldster, Hadford Hill and St Astons City were joined by the 4 biggest regional league winners and best runner up, those being Loxthorpe Rovers, Galling Rangers, Carston Green, Kings Lunsel and Abbots Lunsel. In the classic era, it rose to 10 teams, then 12, then 14 before a reduction to 12. It finished in 3BU, with the GWNFA falling apart. After 1 year with no national competition, and a 2 year repechage, it was reestablished by the GWFA for 1AU. 16 teams, 30 matchdays, it has remained the same ever since.

It is the peak of the Flavovespia professional game, with stadiums rarely below 10000, and salaries can start at £5000 per week, going much higher. This trend has been boosted in the last 20 years, with IFCF membership, more corporate sponsorship, clubs signing international players, and greater exposure. The Flavovespia Super League is now a league plenty follow outside the nation, and inside Flavovespia it’s rare to find anyone without a passing interest in it.

A key change from the classic era to the modern era is relegation spots. From barely 1.5 in the classic era, the modern era has 3 spots at the bottom. In a 16 team League, that’s not a small number, and Hadford Hill and St Astons City have both been relegated before. 3 teams have been in the top flight ever since 41BU; Waldster, Loxthorpe Rovers and Kings Lunsel, with a further 2, Langmere Green Rovers and Marthorpe City, never relegated in the modern era since starting in the GWFA Super League.

In recent times, the flow of money into the Super League has broken the division into somewhat noticeable sublevels. Bavingtor have won almost all titles in the past decade, and are almost their own level. Below, is a group of around 7 teams battling for an IFCF Champions League Qualifying spot, and 3 IFCF Challengers Cup Qualifying spots. Theyvare: Binclestead Wood, Marthorpe City, Garden City, Loxthorpe Rovers, Langmere Green Rovers, Kings Lunsel and Apsbrooke. The classic Big 3, Waldster, Hadford Hill and St Astons City, sit just under that group, but can charge into it. The current 5 outsiders and yo-yo clubs for 47AU are Butterfield Rovers, Stanmorn, Carston Green, Gann and Batchingtonwood Rovers. Whilst the 2nd-5th battle and relegation battles are competitive, there’s a sense some parts of the Super League have lost their battling edge.

Over the nearly 50 years of the modern era, the Super League has become stable, growing in stature with sensibility. In the current TV Deal, 4 of the 8 games each Matchday are televised, across a combination of free to air and paid channels, with Matchday highlights on free to aulir TV. Shirt sponsorship has been allowed, with fair regulations to avoid clubs entering unethical or risky ventures off the pitch. Critically, financial stability is baked into the rules of clubs, and nobody can become too big to fail. The current battleground now is external revenue sharing, clubs in the IFCF places largely seem kern to hold that themselves instead of paying extra dividends into the league system, but even they are sensing these rules have allowed Bavingtor in recent years a runaway success.

As the pyramid has expanded sustainably, the top of it sees the Super League, never changed in it’s modern era incarnation. The teams may change, sometimes too little, other times too much for a few, but every year there’s 240 games at the top of the Flavovespia football pyramid, each a chapter on its own, to write a thrilling annual story.
Formerly the Republic of Greater Waldster, internationally known as Greater Watford. IC It's a long story (OOC I didn't like using real place names)

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Postby Avisora » Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:46 am

Avisoran World Cup hopes all but over
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August 27, 2024 - Central, Avisora

Fourteen matchdays and twelve matches have come and gone, and the Avisoran hopes for qualification into the World Cup are dwindling. The Avisoran team is currently tied in third for goals scored in the group, but it seems the rest of the field have figured out how to score against them. The last win for the Penguins came a few ways back in their ninth game, when they put 7 past Cattstan at home. While the team were never favorites, with this being our first World Cup Qualifier and all, a hot start got everyone excited for a good campaign. Avisora dropped out of the top 3 eight matchdays ago, when a lost against Poafmersia allowed them into first place, displacing Avisora into 4th.

Currently 7th, the Avisoran team needs to win all of their 4 remaining games and hope for the rest of results to go their way in order to get into the top 3. It's a tough ask, with the Penguins facing 4 teams which combined for a 13-6 score against us in the first go-around. While it is still mathematically possible for the Avisoran squad to get into 3rd place, our algorithm has calculated a probability of less than 1% of the Avisoran team getting there, if the following happens:

***The results presented here are a "best-case scenario" for Avisora and do not represent accurate predictions based on fact.
MD15:
Avisora W vs Poafmersia (a loss here brings the Avisoran chances to almost 0% even if the other results go as presented, a loss for Avisora and a win for Sargossa on MD15 will result in the elimination of the squad)
TUBP W vs Sargossa (when TUBP haven't won a game yet, a win for Sargossa here brings the Avisoran chances to pretty much 0% as they would need the rest of results to go as presented here and have a better goal difference than Sargossa)
Ko-oren W or D vs Srednjaci

MD16:
Avisora W vs Sargossa
TUBP W or D vs Srednjaci
Doubeia D vs Poafmersia

MD17:
Avisora W vs Srednjaci
Sargossa D vs Doubeia

MD18:
Avisora W vs Juvencus
Poafmersia W or D vs Sargossa

In this simulated table, Avisora climbs to 3rd place on 27 points, overtaking Sargossa and Doubeia with 25 each. Of course, this is a very unlikely scenario and it seems like the Avisoran Federation is already setting its eyes on strengthening the local league with the 98th World Cup as a goal. Stay tuned for coverage of Avisora's final 4 games in the World Cup 97 Qualifiers!

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Postby Audioslavia » Tue Aug 27, 2024 10:28 am

An Excerpt from The Anorak’s Guide to Audioslavian Statues, from its section on Saint Audius, by far the longest chapter of the book.

The First Miracle of Saint Audius happened in the year <lots of years ago>, and arguably forms the starting point of the noble (but very, very cross) Bull becoming a symbol of the nation of Audioslavia.

Adopted as a child, Saint Audius lived with a rich family in the ancient city of Gardenia. It was with his adoptive family that he became the virtuous young man - one who had love for all The Lords creatures, becoming particularly fond of the family goldfish, which he named ‘Flumbthrick’ for reasons best kept in a crypt under the Vatican.

Seeing local families take their pets for walks, the young Audius decided it might be a good idea to do the same with Flumbthrick the goldfish. Not being an idiot, he didn’t remove the fish from his water bowl - it’s a fish, they live in water - Young Saint Audius is said to have quickly invented the skateboard (for he is holy and smart and had some wood and wheels lying around) and placed the goldfish bowl on the skateboard, to which he also attached a length of rope.

Saint Audius was undone by the fact that tarmac would not be invented for another millennium. The harsh cobbles of the local street would quickly expel the bowl from the skateboard, the fish from the bowl, and the soul from the fish.

Saint Audius took the fish to his father, who secretly ‘nursed the fish back to health’ and ‘sent it to live on a farm’, a story which Wise Young Saint Audius of course did not believe, knowing that this was a fabrication designed to make death seem less scary to children.

(There is suspiciously little mention of fabrications designed to make death seem less scary elsewhere in religious scripture).

At the age of 18, Wise Young But Quite Fat Now Saint Audius was, himself, sent to live on a farm. Because it was thousands of years ago and if you had a slightly fat son then sending him to live on a farm was largely the only way of making him lose weight, what with gyms not having been invented yet. Saint Audius was scared at first, believing that his father was implying that he was actually dead, but soon found a rhythm at what is now called “Saint Audius’s Farm”. There he befriended more goldfish, as he did dogs, pigs, sheep and other Pink Floyd songs. Most importantly, Saint Audius was given further religious education, including that story about helping someone in the street and that story about helping a lion with a thorn in its paw.

One day, the farm’s bull was acting strangely, and threatening to smash any would-be good samaritans into a million pieces. Wise Young But Naive Saint Audius remembered the story of the lion that had a thorn in its paw, and examined the bull from a safe distance. Like the lion, the bull did indeed have something stuck in it. Unlike the lion, it was not a thorn in the paw, but instead a very, very alarmed duck stuck halfway into the bull’s arse.

Feet First. It didn’t seem like a particularly large duck, and so it was likely that part of the bull’s annoyance was due to the duck’s constant Donald-duck style yelling.

Saint Audius considered going behind the bull and wrenching the duck out by force, but was worried about the damage, both to himself and the duck. To be blunt, he was worried about being left with the bill. Then, however, he hit upon an idea.

Due to a quirk of geology, the water from the local spring was carbonated rather heavily. As such, Saint Audius hit upon the idea of using the internal pressures of the bull to ‘pop’ the duck out the other end.

So, after having collected a number of pales of sparkling water, he and a number of other farm hands set about filling the bull with as much of it as they possibly could. Initially pleased, the bull soon began to seem uncomfortable, like a thirsty man drowning. Before long, the bull began to refuse further gassing, and all there was left to do was wait for the bull to stop jumping around and mooing cantankerously.

Suddenly, the bull would stop and make a face like it was concentrating very carefully on trying to read a billboard four miles away. Curious, Young Wise But Naive Saint Audius walked round to the front of the bull.

And then it happened.

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Saint Audius (left) pictured here as a younger, fatter (but still holy) man, performing his First Miracle


Saint Audius's First Miracle is the fact that he survived being speared into a barn door at roughly mach two. The bull survived and lived happily for the next few years, but would forever be wary of sparkling water. No remains of the duck were ever found.
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Postby Baggieland » Tue Aug 27, 2024 10:33 am

King Alsqueak

An Uncouth Story


Several years passed since the infamous Molineux heist had been pulled off. Madame Xianggu and her gang of pirates had retired and had now found a new vocation in ripping off (and sometimes just outright robbing) tourists who visited her 'Pirate Land Theme Park'. No one had heard anything from Fandango and the rest of the Molineux clan, maybe they were all still brooding over their lost fortune? That just left the king.

King Alsqueak: "Dundee, I'm bored!"

Dundee Talke: "Might I suggest employing a new jester Your Majesty?"

King Alsqueak: "Not after that last treacherous one we had, I never understood his jokes anyway!"

Dundee Talke: "Why don't you play with that rock the Gnejsians gave you?"

King Alsqueak: "Well, I already played marbles with it, but as it's bigger and heavier, so it broke all my other marble balls!"

Dundee Talke: "Hmm… I'm at a loss Your Royal Highness."

King Alsqueak: "Didn't that Gnejsian diplomat state that it was I who cured the root vegetable plague?"

Dundee Talke: "He did Your Majesty, but I don't think you can take all the credit."

King Alsqueak: "Don't you see Dundee? I'm a curer! I have magical curing abilities!"

Dundee Talke: "I think that's pushing it quite a bit Sire."

King Alsqueak: "Then so be it, I shall travel the seventy-seven seas and cure people and nations of whatever it is that blights them. For a fee, of course!"

Dundee Talke: "Is that wise Your Majesty?"

King Alsqueak: "Come Dundee, as I cure the multiverse of all its ills. All I need now is a ship."

Dundee Talke: "Oh shit!"


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Postby Xanneria » Tue Aug 27, 2024 10:40 am

The following is taken from a picturebook entitled "The Railroads of Xanneria" a sister publication of "The Railroads of the Yak Empire"

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Xanneria: My main nation
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NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM: Maroons - Record 80-23-59 (W-D-L) (This may not be 100% accurate)
FIRST CONTEST: Copa Esportiva 23
FIRST GAME: Vangazaland 3-1 Xanneria
FIRST WIN: 5-3 vs Qingland
LARGEST MOV: 5-0 vs Pineapple Porcupines/ 7-2 vs Starcom Racing/5-0 vs HAIKU
CHAMPIONSHIPS:Baptism of Fire 69 (Nice!) winner / Group Winner CE24
Non Association Football Stats
NSCF TEAMS: Xannerian Polytechnic
NSSCRA: Cars #10,12,16

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Rambles WC97Q VII (Valanora/Megistos)

Postby TJUN-ia » Tue Aug 27, 2024 1:45 pm

The Random Rambles of a Jaguar - WC97 Qualifying Edition
with Killian Looker


Welcome back to this Random Ramble. Two points ahead. That is where the Jaguars of TJUN-ia found themselves with only five games left to play. This shot had gotten serious very quickly and everyone could tell from the lack of emotion showcased by players and personnel alike. They were all focused on what was at hand and that made sense considering the team in 4th, Sudilia, have a game in hand on us that will be played out on the second-to-last matchday. We need every point we can get in order to be in the best position possible entering that final week and everyone knew it...but what could we do this time?

The Matches
If Zwangzug away was a stern test, Valanora away was expected to be even worse. Hatire Memorial in Capri is one of the most iconic venues in the sport and Emeline Millet's side in this hallowed place certainly sent chills down the spine of many in Blue and Orange, players and fans alike. Like Zwangzug, getting anything from this tough road test would be considered a good game's work overall but we knew that would be tough - and that's what came to pass. This game would effectively be decided in the first half with two goals from Klara Holmberg keeping all three point here in Capri, but we did manage to score past the #1 team in the WCC thanks to Stephan Fiedtkou. 2-1, moving on.

Then it was time for a little bit of revenge as we faced Megistos at the Zebra Stadium in Toropo/Almadinat. Last time we faced this guys, we played out a frustrating 3-3 draw and both David Seems and Li Xiu Ying were determined as ever to get more points on the board come hell or high water. In front of a passionate crowd, we struck gold three times as all three of Mikela Djé-Djé (to a huge roar), Stephan Fiedtkou and Paek Un-hui all did their national duty. At 3-0, our gap is still at two points - but things are still on track for now.

Reactions
Three points and a good performance in Capri was seen as good enough on its own - but since Sudilia lost 3-0 and won 5-1 in their game, the game remains the same with that game in hand up their sleeves. Top 2 is out of the question baring some miracle of biblical proportions but if we want to be in 3rd and face whatever's next, we need to pull away somehow. We need to ensure we have something to work with come that final game in PIS. That is the goal...and we have 180 minutes to achieve it.

What's Next...
To say this final double header is a big one would be an understatement. We're off to the Ascended Stadium in Koroa City to rematch with that wacky team from The Godlands I before our final home game - the Equestrian States in Tiankong. Sudilia is following our schedule, so they will have Valanora and Megistos next. With that in mind, we have a chance to put some distance into this gap before our bye in MD17...and we have to take it.
These opponents may be ranked 201st and 108th, but we must treat them like titans if we are to triumph in this war.
WE CANNOT LOSE GROUND.
GO JAGS!




SCHEDULE (Group 3)
MD1: @Sudilia (84) L 0-2 (T-8th)
MD2: vs Zwangzug (19) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky L 0-1 (7th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD3: @East Leaf (266) W 2-1 (7th)
MD4: vs Valanora (1) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City L 2-3 (8th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD5: @Megistos (UR) D 3-3 (6th)
MD6: vs The Godlands I (201) - Ke Kahua Pāʻani o Pua Aloalo, Kepu Manu D 1-1 (7th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD7: @Equestria (Equestrian States) (108) W 3-2 (5th)
MD8: BYE (6th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD9: vs Polar Islandstates (69) - Stade de la Victoire, Roi Ville W 5-3 (4th)
MD10: vs Sudilia (84) - Estadio Universidad Carlandas, Carlandas W 3-1 (4th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD11: @Zwangzug (19) - Wayr Stadium, Rackham Range D 0-0 (4th)
MD12: vs East Leaf (266) - Estádio do Pacífico, Rio Pacífico W 2-1 (3rd)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD13: @Valanora (1) - Hatire Memorial, Capri L 1-2 (3rd)
MD14: vs Megistos (UR) - Zebra Stadium, Toropo/Almadinat W 3-0 (3rd)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD15: @The Godlands I (201) - Ascended Stadium, Koroa City
MD16: vs Equestria (Equestrian States) (108) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong
---------------Ramble---------------
MD17: BYE
MD18: @Polar Islandstates (69) - Nasjonale Stadion, Franz Josef City
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52, T20WC18, CE43, EIHT4
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20 4/6, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
NSSCRA
#07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ)/#64 Alfonso Mercado/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ)
#96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles/2 D-Titles

UN - U1
TJUN (taʒən) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (taʒənia) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Alasdair I Frosticus
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Tue Aug 27, 2024 2:01 pm

The mundies would almost certainly never notice the timeslip. At best, some of the higher mundy powers might think it strange that the same World Cup match results had been posted twice in rapid succession, or that a few stray match reports had mysteriously gone missing; but most of them wouldn't notice anything had gone amiss at all, returning to their mundane daily lives without skipping a beat. And, in truth, that's what it would feel like to mundies - like nothing; like 3:45:34 had followed on from 3:45:33 like it always did, day, after day, after day (at least in those realities with 24-hour, 60-minute & second clocks; other realities may vary in the details, but not in the impact).

But goodness, in the spaces between realities, in the timeless places within and between the void, for those rare places - like the Dreamed Realm - which could see all time and space and eternity from the beginning to the end, and even through when the cycle began anew... for those places it had been quite a week.

Seeing mundy realities frozen and unmoving; knowing that something, somewhere had caused the timeslip... and then the State Bureau of Imperial Security reporting from within the Imperial Panopticon that even they couldn't work out the cause...

For a brief moment, even Juan Tzimisces had felt an unfamiliar emotion - not fear precisely; fear didn't feature in his emotional armoury except as an abstract concept. But concern? A slight edge of stress? Just maybe.

And then when rumours began to spread from the gates of the Great Palace that even the Basileus had felt a moment of worry... for subjective seconds, eyebrows were raised at the sheer lack of precedent for the situation.

Strangely enough, the garden gnomes had saved the day.

It would be hard to describe the combination of non-Euclidean geometry, time manipulation, and gnomish instinct that had seen the gnomes potentially save the multiverse. The contraption they built in the middle of the Imperial Hippodrome pitch after returning from the first 1-1 draw away to Krytenia was impossible to describe in ordinary human language. Things folded back on themselves, twisted through 90 degree angles that couldn't possibly exist in five dimensions, let alone three. Keyboards produced sounds in the key of scarlet, in time signatures that went backwards. Steam rose; starlight shone; thought took substance and form.

No one quite knew where the gnomes had picked up the arcane knowledge necessary to build what, for lack of a better term, Simeone had called the 'Untimeslipper'; even within the Holy Empire, the leading oneirologists at the Imperial Academy struggled to explain the science involved. And perhaps 'science' was the wrong term, Tzimisces had found himself musing at the time. This was the Dreamed Realm; perhaps the gnomes had simply imagined themselves to be capable of solving the problem, inspired by their desire to keep playing football, to complete the campaign for World Cup qualification. Perhaps that desire had been enough. Imperial citizens were taught from creation (some of them even from birth, for the minority who liked to do these things the traditional - if messy - way) how to control their impulses when moulding reality, how to make sure that their abilities and the malleability of the Dreamed Realm were exercised within certain boundaries. After all, even if a certain level of chaos and anarchy were inherently desirable and inevitable, the need to avoid having a negative impact on fellow Imperial citizens meant that there had to be constraints.

But the gnomes? The gnomes had no constraints; the gnomes were pure id - driven only by emotional impulses and desire. The timeslip, whatever its cause, was stopping them from playing football, flying through the air on spring-loaded boots, and biting the ankles of their opponents. The timeslip was therefore undesirable, and the gnomes thought into existence a device that ended the timeslip.

The only disadvantage was that, since the Holy Empire was presumably the only participating nation that even realised the timeslip had occurred, the gnomes had to replay the 1-1 away match against Krytenia, trying to guarantee precisely the same 1-1 result, and pretend that nothing had happened; where no time had passed for the mundies, the Dreamed Realm had briefly gone back through and relived a subjective day or two of time.

It was always going to be impossible to explain these things properly to mundies anyway, Tzimisces thought to himself. But two sets of questions remained:

Just what had caused the timeslip to begin with? What could possibly have had so much power across, between, and within the multiverse? Was it a threat or an opportunity?

And what would the mundies think if they knew the gnomes had potentially saved the multiverse; or at least World Cup 97? And would the gnomes even care?
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Postby Chromatika » Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:38 pm

OOC Note 1: Previous Boxscore, Lineup, and RP will be posted as soon as the posts from August 20 return (hopefully soon). The Lineups for the next fortnight is expected to be the First String with the Second String as backups.

OOC Note 2: There are no plans to score anything other than football and high school gridiron domestically for the time being. All leagues mentioned in this RP are thought of as happening in the background. The results from such leagues may be referenced in future RPs without scorination.

THE FUTURE OF CHROMATIK SPORTS
Chromatik Sporting Council and Chromatik Football Federation Stress Patience as Nation Rebuilds


It did not take a genius to understand that Chromatika would be in financial trouble with the Abyssal Invasion and Occupation of the eastern half of Myana Island. You don't lose half of an island without there being an impact on your economy, and it takes a lot of money and time to rebuild so much ground - and that's not counting the loss of life that also occurred. What nobody saw coming, though, was the cessation of sports. Sports, the lifeblood of Chromatika, that force brings every Chromatik together no matter their political affiliation. When sports ended, Chromatika was faced with the stark reality of the situation at hand.

What followed was a year with no domestic sports. No Rainbow League System, no High School Gridiron, nothing. All that Chromatiks had to live off of was the Anomalies, the Firehawks, the Penguins, and the Lava. Yes, that meant that the following for those teams was at an all-time high, but it wasn't very good for the Chromatik populace.

After the year of hiatus, the Chromatik Sporting Council and the Chromatik Football Federation announced their plans for domestic football in Chromatika. The Chromatik Sporting Council announced that Chromatika will be returning to the Summer Olympics after a one-Olympic hiatus, completing the selection process for the contingent - including very competitive tryouts for the archery, fencing, and shooting teams. They will be trying to outdo the contingent for the last time Chromatika entered, where they won the most medals in Chromatik history.

Outside of that, the Chromatik Basketball Association, the Chromatik Baseball League, and the Chromatik Volleyball League will return. The CBA will have ten teams - the Chromia Cougars, the Felswyr Lions, the Eyrods Saints, the Sanar Hurons, and the Lanar Rhinos return - along with five new squads in the Lhor Pearldivers, the Myana Monsoon, the Z'ai'ai Woodpeckers, the Anfanhar Daemons, and the Wirr Tsi Props. The Chromatik Baseball League returns with all sixteen teams - even if a bit diminished from prior iterations. With the Outliers not having entered the World Baseball Classic in years - with no plans to return - baseball is in a weird spot; it'll remain to be seen if the CBL will remain sixteen teams for very long.

The Chromatik Volleyball League will have eight clubs, based in Chromia, Felswyr, Myana, Urrheddiao, Sanar, Lanar, Z'ai'ai, and Tihon. Chromia is expected to dominate once again, but should have some decent competition in Z'ai'ai and Myana. Volleyball has taken a dive in terms of popularity and will require some investment to return to the forefront, but there are some diehard fans and the venues aren't the biggest, so it should be all right.

As for the Chromatik Football Federation, nobody expected the flagship league of Chromatika, the Rainbow League System, to actually say that they needed a year to bail out all the clubs that were experiencing financial difficulty. No less than twenty clubs in the lower half of the system experienced ownership changes, including some storied clubs like Eyrods City FC, Miners FC, Hanai, and Lorentine Jackals. Even the teams in the Red League and the Orange League expressed that they were experiencing hardship due to the fact that the season was halted.

The Chairman of the Chromatik Football Federation, Viktor Karrass, Jr., made a personal donation of 500 million NMS to help out the struggling clubs, spending about 30% of his massive wealth that he inherited from the Karrass name, staying true to his word from when he first took over as the Chairman of the Federation. Mr. Karrass, who inherited billions of NMS from his grandfather, who used to be an arms dealer for the Chromatik Party, has famously stated that as long as he owns a single NMS in his inheritance, the Federation would survive; reports say that he wanted things to continue going, but the clubs said that they needed a year to make sure things were in order before they continued operations.

Chromatik Gridiron will continue in the eight team format, with the Chromia Cyan and the Staramara Angels still expected to contend for the title. Most graduates from the NSCF will, of course, continue to play in Ranoria, Quebec and Shingoryeo, or Banija; however, the amateur scene will continue to thrive.

As for the Rainbow League System,the clubs will be ready to get back on the pitch and provide a product befitting the title of being one of the best leagues in the mutliverse. The Red League announced it will return to the sixteen-team format in the next season, meaning that this season will be very important for the lower half teams. Teams finishing seventeenth through twentieth will automatically be relegated, while the thirteenth to sixteenth placed teams will enter the Promotion/Relegation Playoff and play each other in the First Round. The losing teams will then host the third and fourth placed teams from the Orange League, with the winners getting to be in the new Red League.

This will then cause a domino effect in the rest of the leagues, with the bottom four Green League Teams simply being relegated; the Champions of the Regional Leagues will play each other for two spots to challenge the eleventh and twelfth placed teams in the Blue League to be in the sixty-four team system, where it will continue. Nearing the landmark twentieth season, the Rainbow League System will try to continue to survive in this evolving landscape.

Sports is returning, and the Chromatik people are more than ready.

Rainbow League System Season Twenty (Projected)
Red League
1-4 CL (1-2 CAFA LigAnaia)
5 ChC
6-9 ChC Playoff OR 7-10 ChC Playoff (depending on Violet Cup Winner)
11-12 Safety
13-16 Pro/Rel Playoff
17-20 Relegated

Orange League
1-2 Promoted
3-4 Pro/Rel Playoff
5-10 Safe
11-12 Pro/Rel Playoff
13-16 Relegated

Yellow League
1-2 Promoted
3-4 Pro/Rel Playoff
5-10 Safe
11-12 Pro/Rel Playoff
13-16 Relegated

Green League
1-2 Promoted
3-4 Pro/Rel Playoff
5-10 Safe
11-12 Pro/Rel Playoff
13-16 Relegated
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Champion: WBC 52, NSCF 24, 26, 28, and CoH 82
Regional Tournaments: AOCAF 55 Champions, 52 & 63 Runners-Up
WC Proper Appearances: Second Place: 93 Semifinals: 76 Quarterfinals: 77, 78 Round of Sixteen: 79, 80, 87, 88, 92, 94, 99 Round of Thirty-Two: 98, 100 Group Stage: 81, 83, 84, 86, 89, 95, 96, 97
CoH Appearances: 77 (Ro16), 85 (Ro16), 90 (Champions), 91 (QF)
KPB Ranking: 16 (Post 100)
RP Population: 22 million

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Ex-Nation

Postby Brusseldorf » Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:12 pm

Continuation of the RP that can be found here

William waited at the elevators, glancing up as Ali approached from his detour.
“What did you want to talk to me about?” William asked as they stepped into the elevator.
Ali pressed the button for the ground floor, turning to William with a smile.
“I wanted to talk to you about some graphic design work I’ve set aside for you. We’ve got a bye this round, which should hopefully give you some time to prepare for the following match against StrayaRoos. I was hoping you could help me make some promotional material for the socials.” The elevator doors opened onto a nicely landscaped plaza.
“I’d be happy to help! Did you want me to follow the style we’ve been using?”
“There is a template in the OneDrive,” Ali replied, stepping out of the elevator. “But you can get a little bit creative with it if you like. StrayaRoos are no pushovers, so we should build a bit of anticipation.”
William nodded, “I’ll get started as soon as we get back. When would you like to catch up for a review?”
“Let’s aim to have a draft by the end of the week,” Ali said, leading the way toward the café. “We’ll need to start posting early next week to give the fans plenty of time to get hyped.”
They reached the café, and William placed the order, handing his phone to the barista for Sophie’s drink. Whilst they waited, Ali’s phone buzzed. “Ah, that’s Isabella. I’ll need to meet with her when we get back, will you be okay to find the templates?”

Back at the office, Isabella, Lukas, and Yasmine were seated in a meeting room, quietly talking. The door opened, and Ali walked in.
Lukas glanced at Ali as he walked in, then turned back to Isabella.
“What do I say when de rrreporrrterrr ask me about playing de StrrrayaRRRoos? JHakeem says dat I am a little bit confident, so I do not want to upset you.” Isabella smiled.
“Focus on the team’s strengths, Lukas. You could say, ‘StrayaRoos is a strong team, but we have been preparing well and are confident in our strategy.’ That way, you show confidence without seeming cocky.”
Yasmine nodded approvingly. “Und if zey ask apout our berzonal berformance koals?” Yasmine asked.
“Keep it simple and team-oriented,” Isabella advised. “Something like, ‘I’m focused on contributing to the team’s success and supporting my teammates in any way I can.’”
Isabella guided them through various scenarios until both players felt ready. As they wrapped up, she reminded them,
“I’ll be there during the interviews, so don’t worry. If you get stuck, just pause and take a breath - I’ll help you out.”
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Postby Savojarna » Wed Aug 28, 2024 2:06 am

SavojarSports.sj - Savojarna's Sports News Website


Sitting on the sidelines: Are playoffs back on the table?

Written by Ingmar Alfredsson


Högvald - There may be a World Cup qualifying game tomorrow, but Savojarna are not playing yet - the Northlights are having a bye day to anxiously watch from the sidelines before travelling to Sajnur in two days to prepare for a crucial date with the third-placed team in the group. Last summer, coach Nikolai Kruul Jensen shifted his attention following a painful home loss to Pyazhnaya that set Savojarna nine points behind the playoff spots, but since then, a surprising victory over Tanirinthia has unexpectedly brought the Northlights back into contention, lagging only six points behind third-placed Sajnur with a crucial head-to-head matchup coming up this weekend. In the meantime, all Savojarna can do is to wait and watch as their competitors are playing: In the worst case, the gap will grow to nine points (although with a game in hand for the Savojars) and the gap in the back to Pyazhnaya will close to three; in the best case, nothing changes.

The atmosphere in the camp, however, was relaxed, perhaps reflecting the expectation management in the team. “Lots of those teams are still ranked significantly higher than us, even if the rankings are perhaps not perfect when you haven’t been playing a Cup, they are saying something and we’ve needed our time to get used to the international speed again. Now, we’re back here and have had a fantastic last set of games; our players are in form, and we have nothing to lose. If Sajnur are closing that door next game, we’ve never expected it to still be open at this point anyway, and if we upset them, we’ve got a once in a campaign chance at doing something really special here”, captain Kenneth Röysveit stated in a press conference before the game.

Coach Kruul Jensen echoed that sentiment: “Sajnur have the pressure here. We get to watch them tomorrow, then tailor our strategy and our game plan to what we’ve seen and play freely to get a surprise next round. They’ll have to think about Restresas now, they have everything to lose, we’re already doing as good as we dared to expect. So what is there really to be afraid of for us? We know what we’re able to do, and we’ll just be hoping that it’s enough”, he said. Savojarna will struggle with some missing players: Injury in the case of left winger Simon Barisjnikov and rightback Roman Jarmolenko, and suspension for central midfielder Knud Vingegaard keep three regulars from playing from the beginning. Additionally, My Mäkelä is recently recovered from an adductor problem and has not been training with the team in Högvald.

Kruul Jensen sees no issue with this: “We are well prepared for the scenarios we are facing; I had a lot of time to ensure the team can cope with adversity like this. We have a fantastic replacement for Knud in Jelena Tretiakov who is no stranger to this level of play, and a set of great defensive midfielders to help out too. The left wing will be a bit of a challenge, but we have options with Novikov; My has played out there before as well and should be ready to play at least sixty minutes in Sajnur, we’re just playing it safe with her right now. Those are all national team players, and we’re deep enough to handle some setbacks”. The optimism is good, but the players will have to prove that it is warranted on Friday night, in Sajnur.

Savojar starting lineup vs. Sajnur:
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Postby Langenia » Wed Aug 28, 2024 4:41 am

This RP is a repost of the original article that I posted for this match day several days earlier. Unfortunately, that seems to have disappeared, so I have rewritten it as a shorter post in my spare time.


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A Draw Before the Four Final Los Azules Games


Rested after their bye on Match Day 13, Los Azules would travel overseas to attempt to gain a win over Al-Tamazgha, a team they had defeated previously at home in Diego Talaman Stadium. Nonetheless, the game would end in a 0-0 draw as the Langenian attack was stifled by a strong Al-Tamazghan defense that constantly cleared the ball and did not allow Los Azules to create scoring chances. As a result, Langenia is now tied in the middle of qualification group standings with Captina Island, raising doubts over whether it can make the World Cup given that its final four opponents were responsible for an earlier four-game losing streak.

Observers would characterize the away game against Al-Tamazgha as one heavily focused on passing as the Langenians repeatedly played the ball back to prevent giving it to the Al-Tamazghan defense. As a result, there were relatively few interesting opportunities for teams score. Oscar Galindo would attempt to make a quick dribble towards the opposing goal at the 26th minute, only for him to be tackled and an unsuccessful free kick given. Raul Guzman would attempt something similar later on in the 59th minute, however, his shot would be saved by the Al-Tamazghan goalkeeper and rebound quickly cleared from the penalty area. Daniel Gallegos's powerful shot would hit the top of the post in the 88th minute, and Rafael Semprun's attempt at a similar shot would only go skyward over the net in stoppage time.

As a result, the Langenians are currently tied in group standings with Captina Island. They face four difficult opponents for their final qualification group matches, including Kamijiro, Captina Island, the Kytler Peninsulae, and West Barack and East Obama. These four teams were responsible for the earlier Los Azules four-game losing streak in their qualification campaign, hence the questions over whether they can pull off several upsets and make a last dash to qualify for the World Cup. Breaking his stance of media silence, national team coach Enrique Vargas stated "Even if we don't make it to the World Cup, I am optimistic we can get to the Cup of Harmony. I am proud of this team and what they can do and believe we can compete, although I won't deny our opponents are tough and experienced."

Upcoming Los Azules Matches


MD15: Langenia vs The Kytler Peninsulae
MD16: Kamijiro vs Langenia

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Postby Aphrilia » Wed Aug 28, 2024 6:45 am

An interview of some fans regarding Aphrilia's chances for the remainder of World Cup Qualifying, among other things (OOCly I have not much time for roleplaying right now so I busted this out of my inventory or something. Not my typical quality but it's better than nothing).

Question 1: What are your hopes for the remainder of this World Cup Qualifying? Where do you see Aphrilia finishing?

???: Honestly? I see the team going through. Okay sure whatever that thrashing Elmyia gave us was probably bad, but we're still in this. We can do this. I trusted this team when it was formed for the first time and look where we are. I'll trust them with this again for sure! We just hope that once the time comes, the team can pull their weight.

???: I don't see this team going through. Look, I'm with The Anchors all the way but considering how tight the group seems right now, I have doubts if they can pull it off and my mind is leaning to the fact that they aren't getting past. Not even to the playoffs. I'd say last cycle was a bit of a freaky coincidence, that we were able to get so far. I'm not as optimistic I'd say.

???: I can't say. I'm only watching the matches because my girlfriend actually keeps up with the national team. I'll wish them luck sure, but not in a mood for supporting. Not because I hate my own country of course, I'm just not really that focused due to some... Uhhh, personal issues I'm dealing with with the help of her.

Question 2: How do you think have the national team performed so far on a scale of 1 - 10?

???: 8/10 for me, yeah. I mean... Uhh, could be better in certain parts I'd say. Like getting the wins when it could matter and not leaking so many goals in one match. Though maybe I jinxed the national tea by saying this and I'll be painted as the national villain if we fail to at least go to the playoffs. Gonna have to hide!

???: No rating until we're out of it completely. Some things can be turned around, and that's what I'm hoping for. I reckon the team can keep the ball rolling or whatever people of this generation say perhaps? I'm looking forward to this team pulling out everything they have for this final stretch of matches.

???: No comment. I have zero idea on how the national team is performing, genuinely. Who's the captain again? Like, what's the starting eleven? I could form a quick guess on the player- (Sees player roster and current group statistics) Oh yeah I'd say a decent 7.3/10 in terms of how well the team's performed so far.

Question 3: Keep it short, any messages for the national team?

???: Go Anchors and serve them cold!

???: My only message is just a simple good luck, what else to say?

???: Uhhh, go forth and kick ass! I kind of pulled that out of nowhere.
"...I'll never trust the same, I'll see friendship as just another game...! Full of winners and losers, selfish abusers... You failed to fly but somehow I’m to blame...!?"

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FOOTBALL
QFs WC 99, 100 / R16 WC 101 / R32 WC 97
CHAMPIONS of IAC 24 / THIRD of IAC 23 / 4th IAC 22 / R16 IAC 20, 21, 25

BASKETBALL
THIRD of IBC 44 / QFs IBC 42, 43 / R16 IBC 39, 40, 41

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Postby Valanora » Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:40 am

Three days before the Marauders next match in qualifying, the squad was sitting in the video room at the Hatire Memorial stadium, doing their usual match preview session before the upcoming game with the team due to travel the following day. Had it been an upcoming fixture, the video session would have been at the end of the walk through training session at the morning, with the team dismissed for the day with a curfew of eleven at night to check in at the team hotel. The trips away from the Eternal Empire always had them shift the schedule a bit, though not as much as if it were a trip to Banija, Farfadillis, or any of the other nations in the Arrosia federation with their relatively close proximity. Those matches were always a coin flip as to whether travel to the game on the day of the game or to do as if they were in another region and travel to the host location the day prior and have the early morning walk through at the venue before the match itself some hours later. It was a bit scattershot, but the team usually was well prepared regardless of what choice is made for their travel, though trips within Arrosia were not common during the qualifiers, this edition's inclusion of Equestria an outlier.

The video session was wrapping up when there was a knock on the door before two of the staff walked in, carrying a small cake that had candles vaguely arranged in the shape of a bird, namely a Hawk. The rest of the team gathered around Laborious as the staff put the cake in front of the legendary captain and their was smirks and smiles all around while Hawk himself looked a bit dumbfounded. "We knew that today was your birthday and since we normally are not around for it with the way the schedule goes, everyone decided that we were going to have a small party for you here ol pal." Barrientos said, placing a calming hand on Hawk's shoulder, while the staff started bringing in assorted beverages, snacks, and some fruit, while a banner fell from the ceiling that said "Happy Birthday To Our Amazing Captain".

Hawk's expression went from dumbfounded to more than a little emotional, something that few people really ever got to see outside of a difficult loss or painful elimination, and the group could tell that he was holding back the tears. "You guys really should not have. I've had like over seven hundred birthdays!" Words were not Hawk's forte, though he could surprisingly craft an inspiring impromptu speech if the occasion called for it, but at the moment the words seemed to lose themselves on the tip of his tongue. He had had so many birthdays, the benefit of the prolonged aging that being an elf gave him, that he had nearly forgotten that it was today and had seen it as just another day and one where they were trying to prep for upcoming crucial games in the qualifying process. The day itself he knew was nothing special, but it was the people around him, that they had thought of him and what they could do to help celebrate the occurrence, the looks of joy and the sounds of laughter throughout the room. This was what was special, this was what was worth celebrating, this is what made all the toil and strife and the monotony of training worth it. The friends and loved ones you make on the journey.

As the team and the staff that were present started having a small party for their captain's birthday, the pressure of the upcoming occasion and the need to win their next three games to secure the top spot in the group over Zwangzug seemed to melt away from their cares. It probably helped that their win over TJUN-ia in Capri the previous window had secured their qualification to the Finals, but before this moment they had all been focused in on the desire to grab six points this window to ensure that they had the chance to go to Zwangzug and get a result with the chance to secure the group title with it, instead of dreading what might happen on that final matchday when they were set to have their second bye. The campaign had been stressful, the team had faced its fair share of criticism in the way that they have been playing, but they had gotten the job done regardless, they deserved some time to not worry about all of that. This was a time to celebrate with their friends for one of the most legendary people in the nation whom they had the luxury of being able to call their friend. Sometimes it was these small moments of comfort and joy that mattered more than anything else.
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WC 47, 51, 94, 97 (2nd), WC 34, 38, 39, 41, 44, 45, 53, 60, 67, 92, 95 (3rd), WC 49, 58, 87, 90 (Semifinalist), WC 33, 35-37, 46, 48, 54, 55, 62, 63, 65, 72, 83, 85, 86, 88, 91, 96, 98, 99, 100 (Quarterfinalist)
WCoH 7, 8, 17, 28, 30, 32, 51, 52, 54 (1st), WCoH 1, 31, 40, 42, 43, 45 (2nd), WCoH 2, 6, 24, 26, 29, 50, 55 (3rd)
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Anarchy

Postby Eshialand » Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:53 am

Behold, the Wonders of Technology!
Eshialand 3-2 Pyazhnaya

“Have you tried kicking it?”
“Of course I tried kicking it Charlie, I've been working with computers long enough to know that the first thing you should do when they're on the fritz is give ‘em an ol’...”

WHAP!

Josh Seametzle was never much a fan of being patient with his technology. In fact, when he was 12 years old, he hooked up his laptop battery to his dad's car's battery with jumper cables just because it was charging too slowly for his tastes. This, however, was not a problem that could so easily be MacGyvered away…

Some technical hiccups with ENN’s software – and indeed, the software which underlied that software, upon which so much of Eshialand counted on – had led to weeks of the world's news falling into the abyss. Given that ENN was a news outlet, it was sort of important to know what was going on both at home and abroad, but all of the news that was coming in just bounced right off…

“You know, Josh, at some point you just have to wait for a more technical fix to come through, kicking can't solve every–”

WHAP!

“You're only gonna do more damage to the servers that way…”
“Does it look like I care? There's so much I want to report but I just can't…”
“Is there any news you can remember? Maybe you can put that up in the meantime–”
“You know I can't post anything to ENN.esh until this gets fixed right?”
“Then make a TV report–”
“Can't do that either, too many of our systems rely on the internet…”

Indeed, far too much relied on that one system that just-so-happened to go down, leaving ENN (and indeed, all of Eshialand) completely non-functional until someone came around to fix the issue… but indeed, since this issue was one so far upstream, outside ENN’s control, they could be waiting a long while for anything to get done. Until then, it would be a waiting game… at least they had Karsten’s board game collection to keep them occupied until then.

EshiaCom, the nation’s largest ISP, had to release a statement explaining how the issues everyone was having with their internet weren’t even their fault: every ISP was using the same fundamental technology, including the fault software package that caused the failure at ENN. They took much of the blame for the incident even though none of it had been their fault.

Eshialand wasn’t even the only nation affected by this, as much of the multiverse was seeing similar issues: hurricanes, tornadoes, and undersea cable failures were just some of the issues being blamed for these oddly coincidental internet and power outages… all of this had led to the World Cup Committee declaring a pause in action while nations like Eshialand licked their wounds from the issues they were having. While it was a good thing that sports could at least take a backseat while the nation’s biggest nerds came together to solve the problem, it didn’t stop the rest of the world from ticking on by, as no information could get in save from people on planes and boats arriving with news written on paper. Time passed as Eshialand was left outside it…

This pause in World Cup action, however, could not stop games that were already occurring before and during the string of disasters, including Eshialand’s home match against Pyazhnaya whose second half had to be played off the grid. Many in the nation would not be able to know the result until days later, but that wasn’t about to stop a ball from being kicked, as balls had been kicked for hundreds of years before and would be for hundreds of years after. Internet or no internet, nothing could change a game like soccer.

The fans in the stadium would be the only ones allowed to know this score as it happened, with only second-hand accounts being able to tell people that the Owls won 3-2… a result which clinched them at least a playoff spot after Qualifiers ended. This fact, that Eshialand could finish no lower than third, would be one that would take hours, days, even weeks to reach the public, depending on how remote they were. While the news would be comforting when it arrived, it did fall on mostly deaf ears, as most of the country just wanted the internet to come back… and who could really blame them. Everybody wants a break from reality until that break actually comes and makes life so much worse than they ever expected.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Doubeia » Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:59 am

Match information for MD9 vs Srednjaci (home, Harriott Loft)
Doubeia             4   -   2   Srednjaci 
Zhikin (24', 86') Matković (3', 82')
Lyapunov (57')
Artemyev (63')


Match information for MD10 vs Juvencus (home, Stade de Pruxxé)
Doubeia                     1   -   2   Juvencus   
Kuzenkova-Domínguez (61') Ponce (15')
Audiol (79')


Match information for MD11 vs Cattstan (away)
Cattstan        1   -   3   Doubeia         
Unknown (83') Semerikova (2', 78')
Marin (52')


Match information for MD12 vs Ko-oren (home, Harriott Loft)
Doubeia       1   -   3   Ko-oren        
Elmpt (24') Aomelirea (15', 78')
Andrade (63')



Promise
Chapter 6
The away game against Alraune SC



It was a feeling Kylo had never felt before.

He knew all eyes were on him. Judgmental eyes, betrayed eyes, resentful eyes. It was discomfort penetrating him deep into his bones as the heavy atmosphere weighed on him. He looked to his left. Bridgette Oborina clearly looked like she's had countless sleepless nights. To his right, his once-best friend Ryker didn't even bother looking at his general direction.

The gaffer stepped into the locker room.

"Guys, I know what you're thinking, and I don't think I wanna repeat myself. Just get out there, do your best and the results will come," he monotonously blabbered. No one quite really took Serebryakov seriously, and he definitely wasn't doing the best job at placating the broken environment in the Ethelfled City locker room. Kylo'd overheard from his teammates that he didn't even deserve to be at the pitch with the team, and in a way, he agreed with them. He was the one who willingly signed up to give his team an unfair, illegal advantage, the one who eagerly threw away his sporting integrity in the face of money. He didn't know what the team was like when the news first broke, but he just knew they all felt betrayed. It wasn't just their first league title. It was their club's and the league's too. For him to tarnish such a historic moment...

Kylo didn't need to guess what the stadium was like. He could already hear the jeers from the supporters. The boos echoed around the stadium as the home fans made their thoughts known, and they were loud with it. Kylo knew the remaining matches of the season was going to be a test of his psychological tenacity. He awaited the insults that awaited him for the rest of the season. He didn't have a choice whether he wanted to play — he didn't — so he bit the bullet as he walked onto the pitch. The stadium was sparse; the away section was almost empty and the home team weren't know for their supporters. However, hearing the sheer volume of the boos was already fucking with Kylo. He knew he was in the wrong, and he couldn't help but kick at himself mentally all the time. He didn't need anybody else to join in the kicking.

The game wasn't much, really. Or maybe Kylo was coping.

Ethelfled City were booed every time they had the ball, and it took a toll on the players. Misplaced passes, clumsy challenges, performances uncharacteristic of players that won the league. It was a miracle they were even ahead as they headed into the second half. Kylo could sense that his teammates didn't want to pass to him. He'd barely touched the ball, and his calls were all ignored. The fifty-third minute bode the start of an Ethelfled counterattack. Pass upon pass, playing with the opposition was their tactic as the Ethelfled players started to show their league-winning side. A high ball found itself at Kylo's feet, and the only target was the goal. Kylo could sense the oncoming players gunning towards him. Were they going to fuck his legs over? Were they going to destroy his body so bad he couldn't play ever again? All Kylo knew was that he had to shoot, and his foot got the memo.

Kick. Goal.

The stadium erupted into a flurry of insults and mockery. The fraudulent league winners had scored again, and it was the fraudster who doubled their lead. The home fans did not like what they were seeing at all. Things started being thrown on the pitch: pieces of trash, shoes, pocket knives. Kylo walked back to his half. He didn't bother with celebrations, not that it would have helped the situation. He knew no one would celebrate with him anyway. As the game continued, the stadium grew louder and louder, chants about the cheating winners engulfing the entire stadium. Kylo himself wasn't having a good time. Ever since the goal, defenders were ready to pounce on him when he had a sliver of the ball. The referee didn't look too compassionate either. After all, several of her colleagues were arrested on the same charges as Kylo.

The match ended with a 3-2 win. Kylo noped the fuck out after the post-match briefing and headed back to his apartment. He didn't want to bother with media duties.

He sat down on his beanbag. The depression on the beanbag was reflective of his mood the past few weeks. The trophies he showed off in his living room were now useless. People didn't see him as a footballer but a cheater. Funny how one decision could screw up the trajectory of his life. He wanted money but what he received was priceless.

Kylo scrolled through his phone. Most of his teammates probably blocked him. His last conversation with anyone was the one with Scarlett the night he got caught. He wondered how she was doing or feeling.

It was hard to get his mind off the matter. He screwed up, yes, and he would probably be facing jail time, but what about after that? He was banished from the National Team, and continuing his career was all but impossible. He had to lay low, but after spending his whole childhood and adolescence playing football he knew nothing else.

Switching off his phone, Kylo stared blankly at his ceiling for a good while. It was as if his life had been drained of meaning, and he had no one else to blame but himself. What was the saying again? He was not sad because he did wrong; he was sad because he got caught. In a way, it was true. If he wasn't nabbed that night, he'd probably still been playing as one of Doubeia's best whilst pocketing massive amounts of money.

What if he didn't agree to meet up with his dad? What if he didn't accept the offer? What if he didn't go for the function? Hindsight was 20/20, and no matter how many "what if"-s he asked, he couldn't change the past. Still, the future looked bleak for him, and he didn't know what else to do.

Kylo stared at his phone, and then his trophy display. To him, those shelves contained nothing. Awards meant nothing for him now. He picked himself up and walked to shut the curtains. He paced up and down his house, ruminating about his future. His future painted a bleak, soulless picture. He didn't have the mood to do anything. He picked up the lone piece of bread from his beloved Ethelfled City plate. He threw it on the ground. He picked up the plate and threw it on the ground. The shattered pieces spread all over the living room floor. Kylo looked at the ceramic shards. He picked up one of his trophies. He dropped it on the ground onto the shards. It didn't fall apart at all, though. The trophy's material was durable, but its surface was visibly scratched.

Admiring the piece of modern art he'd created, Kylo walked back to his room and lied on his bed.

What the fuck did I do just now? he thought. He'd have to clean up the mess later. It was so funny that there was a looming gloominess in his mind that he didn't know how to get rid of. Sitting around did nothing to ease it. Neither did breaking a plate or tarnishing his trophy. Kylo needed an outlet, but he couldn't find one. Laying in bed for a while longer, he picked up his phone again. He scrolled to the one contact he thought he had nothing to do with. He dialed the number. The call went through.

"Ma?"

"Yes?"

"Can we meet?"


Match information for MD13 vs The Union of the Burnt Proclamation (away)
The Union of the Burnt Proclamation   1   -   3   Doubeia    
Unknown (64') Aguilar (12')
Semerikova (46', 69')


Match information for MD14 vs Avisora (home, Stade de Pruxxé)
Doubeia                2   -   1   Avisora      
Demidov (57') Sandoval (22')
Voskresensky (90+2')


Starting XI for MD15: Bye
NIL


Starting XI for MD16 vs Poafmersia (home, Harriott Loft)
Leonova, Antipova, Menshikova, Grande, Barkova, Miloradova, Shubina, Oborina (C), Marin, Rozhkova, Semerikova
Available subs - Korneyeva, Dunayevskaya, Mamykina, Kuznetsova, Runova, Pishchalnikova, Kuzenkova-Domínguez
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Postby Sajnur » Wed Aug 28, 2024 8:25 am

The Tuber and Legume

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Postby Tanirinthia » Wed Aug 28, 2024 8:56 am


OF FATES AND FORTUNES
Chapter Eighteen - Mystery



Clara's words immediately cutoff, stuck in her throat as she saw the other person in the room. Cold panic washed over her as she froze and the gap between when she had stopped speaking and now kept seeming to grow into an eternity.

One thought struck through the panic, whatever you do, do it with purpose. She thought back to her planning over the weekend, what character she would play for Hannah. The ditzy overtalker, most people in office settings can't wait to get away from and underestimate them from them.

"So sorry I'm new here, so excited to start just been positivly bubbling all weekend, didn't mean to just barge in. I'm Hannah nice to meet you..."

She stuck out what she assumed was a hand sweating an entire ocean

A pause that similar to it's earlier cousin seemed to strech out into infinity, the woman grasped her hand in return, giving it a rather curt and firm shake.

"Melinda Lucas" the woman replied coldly, then turning to Jasper "I'm sure your department will rapidly drain the exictment out of this eager beaver. Well since you've got to orientate this... excitable new assistant I will schedule a meeting with you later were we can continue our discussion."

Melinda's eyes narrowed on Clara, and she felt like she was being scanned to her core by some sinister robot, quickly turned on her heels and left the office as hurriedly as Clara had entered it.

A third pause then hung in the air, proving that some infinities are indeed larger than others. Only after that did Jasper break the silence.

"Now you see we must act carefully in all situations, we cannot see around corners but our enemy can."


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WC97 MD13-14

Postby Squornshelan Remnant States » Wed Aug 28, 2024 9:46 am

Undertow
Chapter 12, Chapter 13
Chapter 14's post has been eaten by the forum error, at least for the moment. I do have the original text still, though I am hoping the post will eventually be recovered. Anyhow, in said chapter, Lykken received a visit from his boss, Line Valstad to announce that the Santraginus bratva was going to make a move to take over the drug trade in the city of Brantisvogan, where Hana and Cristián have been trying to make a deal with the current leaders of the city's drug trade, Ivan "Raps" Drabløs and Jurgen Petrov of the Vogsphere bratva.
Over the past several years, Squornshelous has seen significant immigration, including large refugee populations who have formed their own communities alongside native ethnicities, and pre-existing immigrant groups. This has led to concern about increasing crime, particularly among right-leaning segments of society, and there has been an overall increase in the number of organized crime factions active in the Confederacy. The story has followed three point of view characters. The first is Detective Lieutenant Jarogniew “Jarek” Brixen, who is a young anti-narcotics officer posted in the city of Lublova, which is in the far west of the SRS, on the border with Quebec. Both native and Quebecois criminal factions are active in the city, primarily in drug smuggling. Recently, an attempted assassination of a Lublova crime figure led to a shootout in public and several innocent deaths, putting the spotlight on the city. The second character is Oihana “Hana” Redrin, a small-time criminal living in the large, centrally-located city of Brantisvogan. She and her partner, Cristián Refuerzo are obliged to work for a long-established Sarzonian-Squornshelan criminal organization, but recently tried to get into drug dealing in partnership with a rival group based in the old Imperial Squornshelan capital, Vogsphere. They were caught, and are more firmly under the Sarzonians' thumb than ever, though they're plotting a way out. The final character is Torsten “Lykken” Sitnikov, a mid-level gangster based in the eastern port city of Arkintoofle, but reporting to bosses across the straights in Santraginus (I really need to make a map, lol). His organization are fierce rivals of the Vogsphere gang, and have also been doing business with the group who carried out the attempted hit in Lublova. He is worried that things are getting out of control, but isn't sure what to do about it. Finally, a macguffin very large, invaluable diamond was found to have been switched with a fake, and the whereabouts of the genuine item are unknown, though a suspiciously similar gem was stolen by Hana and Cristián and appropriated by their immediate boss, el Copioso. Approximately one year has passed since the previous chapter.
(I've tried but can't figure out a seamless way to tie this one in with the football, it's a bit long as it is already)
Chapter 15
Hana

Hana was beginning to feel positively at home clinging to the side of buildings, dozens of meters above street level. She and Cristián had worked a series of trickier jobs as warm-ups, and by now, using her gecko pads to climb felt as natural as ascending stairs. Just to be on the safe side she’d splurged on a little chemical assistance. Originally intended for military use, the slow-release patch pasted to the side of her neck fed her a cocktail of synthetics to kick her senses up to level you’d normally need a suite of state of the art implants to enjoy. The glass beneath her palms and legs appeared perfectly smooth, but she found herself able to discern the tiny ridges and imperfections in its surface that allowed her to gain purchase on the sheer wall of the high-rise she was scaling. It was a more recent construction than those she’d practiced on, glass and steel rising in a sheer cliff from base to apex. Still, with the right tools, she felt there was nothing she’d couldn’t climb right now, though that might have been the stims talking.

She glanced around, checking her progress against a memorized diagram of the building’s floors and interior layouts that Cristián had dug out of the depths of an architectural firm’s insufficiently secured website. One floor to go. She glanced down to where Cristián was waiting in the building’s loading dock. A bribe to the night guard had ensured it would be empty and dark tonight. Ordinarily, the sight of a thirty-odd meter drop to bare concrete should have terrified her, but the drugs took that away, replacing it with abnormally sharp vision and a detached awareness of how inescapably lethal a fall would be. She turned away from the panorama spread below her and resumed her climb. Move the left hand, find a crease in the glass, there, set it. A part of her mind managed these things seemingly autonomously as she went over the task waiting inside. Now the glass cutter, opening a circular hole just big enough to admit her shoulders, carefully palming the cutout and placing it carefully on the floor inside. She was in.

A darkened hallway awaited, and she slipped the IR goggles down from her forehead and thumbed their toggle switch. The display lenses lit up, and Hana padded silently along past gently glowing door controls. Another tool slipped off the back of her belt, a blocky rectangle of plastic that she held up against the actuator of the door she needed. A click. The door slid into a recess in the wall and she replaced the digital lockpick on her belt and stepped through. All perfectly to plan so far, but now came the hard part. Hana and Cristián knew Copioso well enough to know he’d never keep the diamond anywhere other than in his own home, but where? Hana moved quickly through the apartment to the bedroom and into a vast walk-in closet filled with silk shirts in an array of colors that would have been extremely offensive to the eye had her goggles not rendered them all in shades of dull gray. Quickly, she went through each drawer. Underwear. Toys. Ties. More toys. Watches. Why did this disgusting asshole need so many toys? Hana made a mental note to sanitize her gloves the next time she got a chance. The diamond pendant wasn’t among the watches, nor Copioso’s extensive collection of gold chains. Digging hastily through the sock drawer though, her finger struck something hard. She almost had to laugh. Wrapping a priceless diamond in two pairs of socks and dumping it into a drawer. It was so cliche as to be brilliant. She unwrapped it and walked back out into the living room, flipping her goggles back up to her forehead and holding the diamond up in the city lights spilling in from the ceiling to floor windows.

A click, and a flood of yellow light from the opposite hallway. A figure stumbled out of a restroom, still fastening their pants, and then Hana locked eyes with Román, Copioso’s favorite enforcer. “Carajo.” He reached and arm behind his back, toward his waistband, but the utter shock of encountering someone slowed him for a crucial moment. He was still swinging an absurdly large Sosunov around toward Hana when she pulled the trigger on her stunner, a lightweight Sandahl-Komin model mounted in a wrist clip. A quick flick had propelled it into her hand, and even made clumsy by the gecko gloves, she’d been able to keep it on target while pulling the trigger to send a burst of nerve-scrambling electricity through Román. He seized, kicked, and crumpled to the floor. For a split second Hana felt relief, before the Sosunov roared out as Román’s spasming hand squeezed the trigger. The window exploded outward, and alarms shrieked into life all throughout the building. Hana bolted for the door. Maybe 30 seconds before Román was back on his feet, probably less than five minutes before the first police arrived. Down the hallway to the window she’d entered through. No time to replace the glass, she grabbed one last piece of equipment off her belt, hammered a steel spike into the tile floor. No time to test it, she clipped her rope onto it, tossed it out the window, and jumped, hoping the gecko pads could hold up to breaking a nine-story fall.

Hana landed on the roof of the van with a heavy thud, denting it deeply. She felt something give way in her left ankle with a disconcerting pop, but the drugs let her vault off the roof and keep her feet on landing, leaning heavily on her right leg as Cristián flung the van’s side door open and pulled her inside.

“What happened? Are you all right?” His face was a mask of panic, leaning over her as she sat on the floor of the van, pulling off the ruins of her gecko gloves.

“I’m fine, Román was there, just drive!” Hana shouted in his face.

“Román? What the hell was he doing there?” Cristián slid into the driver’s seat and started the van, still taking glances back over his shoulder at her.

“Who knows. Maybe Copioso had him there for extra security, maybe he just likes to use the place whenever the boss is away. It doesn’t matter. Fucking drive!” Hana pulled herself into the passenger seat, nearly collapsing as her left ankle refused to hold her weight. She pulled the leg into place with her hands.

“You’re not ok, you need someone to look at your leg!” To Cristián’s credit, he was already pulling the van out of the loading dock and onto the street. His concern over Hana hadn’t made him oblivious to their need to put as much distance between them and the shrieking alarms of Copioso’s building as possible.

“My ankle’s fucked, no time to worry about it right now. We can figure something out after we meet up with the Islander.” Hana pulled out her phone from where she’d left it in the van’s center console and dialed. It rang once, twice, then cut off in the middle of the third ring. Declined call. She redialed, and didn’t even get past one ring. “Jurgen isn’t answering.” A sense of rising panic started to cut through the even mood the drugs had given her.

“Try Raps,” Cristián offered, eyes on the road as he made quick turns down back streets and alleyways, trying as much as he could to avoid intersection cameras. “Big boss is probably with his girlfriend or something.”

“I don’t know.” Hana dialed Raps, who had been their first contact with the Vogsphere bratva. He was the one who had given them an introduction to Jurgen Petrov, Vogsphere’s top man in Brantisvogan, who had agreed to their plan to trade him the diamond in place of their outstanding debt. The phone rang once. Twice. No more. “He’s not answering either. Cristián what’s going on, why aren’t they answering?”

Cristián had his own phone up to his ear, listening, opened his mouth to speak and then cut off. “I got Ljotur to pick up at least, but just said he didn’t have time and hung up.”

“With everything going on back there Copioso will know what we did before midnight, we have to unload this thing and get Jurgen’s protection tonight.” Hana’s hands worked with nervous energy, trying to find something they could do.

“I don’t think it’s a double cross,” Cristián’s voice was strained, but even, just barely under control. “Ljotur said something about heading to Bekkedal, I know the Islanders have warehouses there. Something must have happened that needs all their attention right now.”

Hana took a deep breath and let it out in a burst of frustration. “What do we do then? We can’t just go home and sit on this thing until they decide it’s a good time to call us back.”

“I say we just show up, we know where we were supposed to meet Raps and Jurgen, there must be someone there keeping the lights on. We talk our way in and wait there where Copioso can’t come for us without starting a war.”


Qualifying Schedule and Results:
MD01 SRS 2–0 RPJ @ Slavnareczpospolitastadion (cap. 61,230), Lublova, Molvania, SRS
MD02 MIL 0–2 SRS @ What Stadium (cap. How Many), Where, Milchama
MD03 SRS 1–0 AMN @ Emerald Coast Coliseum (cap. 38,500), Vassilian, Algolia, SRS
MD04 AUP 0–0 SRS @ TBA
MD05 BYE
MD06 SRS 3–2 REV @ Green Heart Center (cap. 20,760), Han Wavel, Han Dold, SRS
MD07 FFD 0–1 SRS @ La Fantás (cap. 70,000), Ferdullaele, Ferdullaele, FFD
MD08 SRS 2–0 GRI @ Synesoft Arena (cap. 46,950), Syneca, Sivolvia, SRS
MD09 VFT 2–5 SRS @ TBA
MD10 RPJ 1–2 SRS @ Kotiga Arena (cap. 54,600), Kotiga, RPJ
MD11 SRS 2–1 MIL @ Vogsphere Arena (cap. 90,000), Vogsphere, Isle of Squornshelous, SRS
MD12 AMN 1–4 SRS @ TBA
MD13 SRS 4–2 AUP @ Viltvodle Civic Arena (cap. 58,300), Viltvodle, Megabrantis, SRS
MD14 BYE
MD15 REV v SRS @ TBA
MD16 SRS v FFD @ Radlov Arena (cap. 76,800), Brantisvogan, Megabrantis, SRS
MD17 GRI v SRS @ Weirwood Park (cap. 65,000), Domreis, GRI
MD18 SRS v VLT @ Black Raven Field (cap. 35,400), Yassaca, Sivolvia, SRS
The Confederacy of Squornshelan Remnant States
Successor State to the Imperium of Squornshelous
Champions:
World Cup 31, World Cup 97, World Cup 100, AOCAF Cup 69, ARC 1, ARC3, ARC4, ICC 2
World Cup:
2nd: 15, 38
3rd: 20, 25
SF: 18, 27
QF: 5, 11, 12, 22, 30, 32, 33, 34, 40
Ro16: 6, 7, 9, 16, 21, 23, 24, 28, 36, 37, 39, 90, 93
Group Stage: 8, 10, 13, 17, 19, 26, 29, 35, 41, 88, 91, 92, 94
DNQ: 14, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 89, 95
Cup of Harmony:
QF: 6, 73, 75, 81
Ro16: 74
Ro32: 79
Group Stage: 76, 77, 87
Regional:
2nd: AOCAF65
3rd: IAC8, AOCAF67, AOCAF68
QF: IAC10, IAC13, AOCAF66, AOCAF70
2nd Round: IAC6, IAC7, IAC12
1st Round: IAC9, IAC11
Other:
BoF68 QF

Squorn is an unknowable entity -Mriin

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