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Tikariot
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Postby Tikariot » Sat Aug 10, 2024 8:21 pm

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Prologue
Part 1

When Hastings arrived at the meeting room downtown, he saw all the familiar, and partially dreaded, faces already all assembled, Carlyle with this annoyingly eager look on his face, the leader of the investigation, Inspector Geoff Kennedy, the rest of the team and of course Hordichuk, who impatiently was looking at his watch, barking out “Happy you could make it, Hastings.”

Hastings hadn’t even taken a seat, when Hordichuk motioned Kennedy to brief the team. “The victim has been found at 9.30 pm in the back alley of an industrial sector in the northeast, in Westwinds. The vic was found by a security officer, who is making his rounds every hour, so the perp has not had much time to get everything set up and get away without drawing any attention.”

He pointed towards the screen or the projector. “The vic has been put into the position of the Vitruvian Man by Da Vinci, with his arms and legs spread out, obviously only as one of the two positions, complete with the circle drawn in blood around him and his usual ‘signature’, if you want, the word ‘Cain’ written in blood. Samples will be on their way to the lab, but I believe that it is safe to assume that the DNA samples from the vic will not match again.”

“What is this Vesuvian Man you’re talking about?” asked one of the officers, and this was where Hordichuk snapped for the first time: “Vitruvian, man, Vitruvian! Da Vinci’s world famous depiction of a man and the perfect proportions!”

Trying to take away some of the sudden tension, Kennedy quickly continued, “This is a new element and we haven’t had this before, so I am not sure, if the killer is trying to tell us something or if he is changing his MO.”
Visibly trying to regain his calm, Hordichuk continued: “The one thing I definitely want to have ruled out is that we have a copycat killer at our hands that tries to pose as Cain. It is hard enough to explain these cases to the media, we don’t need a second front opened and get even more flak than we already get. This case is getting attention from all over the world by now and this absolutely is not the publicity I want our department, or the whole city for that matter, to get in the eyes of the world. The mayor demands results and I can’t blame him, because this is something that can severely hurt our reputation.
I don’t want any of the new circumstances to get out to the press, it is bad enough that we can’t hide that we have another victim at our hands, I don’t need them to start speculating even more and make this even more of a spectacular than it already is.”

He fidgeted, reaching into the inside of his coat, almost forgetting that he could not flip out a cigarette and light it, like he used to be able to. Damn non-smoking bylaws and the damn role model crap that they as the police had to exercise. “Hastings, Carlyle, get your asses out there and have a look around again to see, if you can find anything or anybody, there has to be something out there...”
He slammed his hand on the desk, stood up and walked out, trying to find his way to a place, where he could freaking light a smoke.

* * * * * *

It was cold and windy, when they arrived at the crime scene, and the air had the sense of rain, making it even worse to be out, trying to find a needle in a haystack the size of Siberia. Hastings flashed his badge at one of the officers guarding the scene and slipped under the tape cordoning off the area, Carlyle following like an eager puppy. The CSIs were just processing the body, taking blood samples from both the word “Cain” and the circles, so he let them finish whatever they had to finish and looked around. In one of the cruisers, an officer was talking to a man in uniform, probably the security guard that had found the body, so he walked over to see, what he had seen and hopefully get Hordichuk off his back rather sooner than later.

On the way there, they passed the CSIs at work and he just could not help but stop and take in the sight: The corpse was naked, with several stab wounds clearly visible and a clean cut along the throat, but no blood, so the killer had cleaned the body well. It was lying on its back, arms and legs carefully arranged into a position resembling the Vitruvian Man and an investigator was just measuring the angle of the arms and legs, probably to check against the original. The body itself was unnaturally white, looking emaciated, as had been the case for each of the other victims, which were left to bleed out or drained before dropping the body, which was obvious, as there were no copious amounts of blood anywhere around, proof of the crime itself having happened somewhere else. The only blood visible was the two circles around the body and the scrawled word “Cain” next to it, the killer’s signature. The glaring light of the neons illuminating only reinforced the ghastly atmosphere of the scene, showing every single detail.

Without a word he continued on to the cruiser, seeing the first camera crews setting up shop just outside of the perimeter. Some officers were trying to obscure the cameras’ vision with tarps, but the gusty wind made it hard for them to stand their ground, they tried their best to keep the nosy journalists in the dark, literally, as much as they could.
“Sergeant Hastings,” the officer next to the car said, “this is Jordan Harrowgate, the security guard that found the body. He works for Syn Security, the company that has the contract for the whole block here.”

Hastings looked into the car and saw a square-jawed man, bulky, but not fat, white as a wall, clearly shaken by the sight that had burnt itself into his memory in a fraction of a second. “Mr. Harrowgate, I am Sergeant Hastings, I am investigating the case and I have a few questions for you.”
The guard looked at him with frightened yes and slowly nodded yes, never taking his eyes off the police officer.
“You found the body at 9.30, was it on a regular round you made?”
With a shaky voice Harrowgate replied, “Yes, I usually make my round every hour on the dot, that way I don’t forget or get confused or anything. An hour before everything was clear, but when I turned the corner...” His voice trailed off and he lowered his eyes. “When I turned the corner, I saw something, somebody, lying on the ground, so I at first thought that it was just a drunk, who passed out, but when I got closer, I saw that something was really wrong. When I saw the wounds and the blood, I called the police right away.”

While Carlyle was scribbling down every word the man was saying, Hastings just calmly continued to ask, “Did you see anybody or anything else, like a car or a person doing this?”
“No, everything was dark, everything was quiet with the exception of the wind. Up here everything is flat, so it goes right through and when you sit in your little cabin, all you hear is the howling, someone could almost fire a shot next to you and you would not be possible to hear it! If there is a car coming through, I can usually see the lights, just like I would see what your guys are doing, but there was nothing, so the killer must have worked in the dark...”
“So you are sure that you did not see anything suspicious before that or after that?”
“One hundred per cent sure.”

With an acknowledging grunt he thanked Harrowgate and turned back to look at the almost surreal crime scene, at the officers struggling with the tarps, at the coroner wheeling away the corpse, which did not take anything away from the creepiness of the circles of blood and the word “Cain” standing out on the light grey asphalt as if it was painted with fluorescent paint. This was not just a drop site, this was a work of art...
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City of Myrtle Beach
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Postby City of Myrtle Beach » Sat Aug 10, 2024 9:28 pm

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MATCHDAY THREE
Vaishnavaria 2 – 3 Myrtle Beach
@ Somewhere, Vaishnavaria; attendance unknown; sunny 70F; kickoff 6pm local time

Vaishnavaria:
32' Jain
87' Komich

Myrtle Beach:
16', 90+4' Farmer
62' Brennan

Somewhere in Vaishnavaria, the team for the aforementioned nation which I will attempt to spell as few times as possible and the Myrtle Beach team took the field for the third matchday of the World Cup 97 qualifiers. The match began quickly, with the ball bouncing between both sides of the field so quickly that the cameras could barely keep up at times. Farmer scored a goal 16 minutes in. Myrtle had pulled ahead in possession by minute 20, and the ball was looking like it was soundly in their court. The flow of the game changed quickly, however; the other team took control of the ball and their striker Nahari Jain was able to push a goal in during minute 32. The game was now 1-1 and both teams could now miss the goal like it had a forcefield around it. There was some kind of humor in watching both teams try and fail to kick the ball into the net on numerous occasions. Farmer's pulling ahead, he kicks, it's gonna go in, it's going in... oh. Oh, he's got it again, and... oh. The half ended at 1-1.

Today's Myrtle Beach halftime moment was some idiot screaming obscenities at head coach Robinson. Robinson promptly threw a chair at the idiot's face, and as the idiot's unconscious body was drug out of the stadium, the fans around cheered. The idiot's condition is unknown. After the show, there was some kind of aftershow where a couple of mediocre teams played football or something. Both teams came out running, by which I mean that the first 15 minutes of the second half was agonizing to sit through and was terrible to experience. Then, Brennan scored a goal in the 62nd minute, putting Myrtle Beach up 1-2. Maybe there's still hope. The hopium kept pumping as Myrtle Beach appeared to run away with the match going into the 85th minute. Unfortunately, it ain't over 'till it's over. In the 87th minute, Vaishnavarian winger Alecsander Komich tied it up 2-2. The match had to be temporarily paused as Myrtle Beachian fans threw empty beer bottles and other dangerous things onto the field in response. Once the match resumed, Farmer used the time he had left to sneak one last goal in, ending the game 2-3 with a win.

This was our first win since matchday ten of the World Cup 96 qualifiers- an 11-game drought, the longest in Myrtle Beach NT history so far. Next time we go up against HUElavia. Will we win? No. Find out next time.



MATCHDAY FOUR
Myrtle Beach 1 – 1 HUElavia
@ Grand Strand Stadium, Myrtle Beach; attendance 26,663; intermittent rain 87F; kickoff 6pm local time

Myrtle Beach:
84' Mann

HUElavia:
52' Taylor-Calañas

An absolute snoozefest at home vs HUElavia. There's really not much to say here: goals were scored, occasionally. The ball was passed a few times. I could have spent 2 hours doing better things than watching this game. The first half passed uneventfully. There was no injury, there was no goal, there wasn't even a fight in the stands. Halftime also unfortunately passed uneventfully. It appears the hooligans fell asleep in the stands during the first half. They were woken up at the beginning of the second half, however, when HUElavian midfielder Raphael Taylor-Calañas pushed a goal in during the 52nd minute, making it a 0-1 game in favor of the HUElavians. Myrtle Beach fought back! Farmer ran the ball up the pitch and kicked it into the goal if it was 20 feet higher. Actually, there was a Myrtle Beachian goal scored in minute 84 by midfielder Mann, tying the game up. It stayed tied at full-time.

For matchday 5, we will travel to North and South Slavo-Baltia. We are heavy favorites to win. For matchday 6, we stay home versus West Vdara. We are favorites to win, but a few slip-ups on our part could cause it to go to a tie.

Ps Group 9                            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Drawkland 4 3 0 1 11 6 +5 9
2 HUElavia 4 2 1 1 8 4 +4 7
3 Bears Armed 3 2 1 0 11 8 +3 7
4 Myrtle Beach 4 1 2 1 9 10 −1 5
5 North and South Slavo-Baltia 3 1 1 1 7 7 0 4
6 Yakk 4 1 1 2 6 9 −3 4
7 West Vdara 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
8 Qasden 3 1 0 2 6 7 −1 3
9 Vaishnavaria 4 0 1 3 4 11 −7 1

Top two qualify for the World Cup. The top seven third-place teams will qualify for the World Cup- the rest will participate in playoffs.
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Postby United Hawkland » Sat Aug 10, 2024 10:42 pm

Developing: Mass confusion as United Hawkland maintains winning record after 4 matchdays.

Today was supposed to be a day like many years past. The people of United Hawkland were supposed to go to the World Cup qualifier match, get wasted, and have a good time with family regardless of the product on the pitch.
But the universe had something else in store. Something rather unexpected.
“It was unbelievable.” Stated local supporter Alex Cedar. “We were winning and they blew the final whistle. We won, but that happens sometimes. That’s nothin. But then, a couple matches later, it happened again. And I was like… woah.”
This sentiment isn’t unique to Cedar. Millions across the country are scratching their heads as United Hawkland won two of their first three matches, with their first bye taking up matchday three. And the effects on the economy are noticeable.
Thousands of artists, entrepreneurs, and corporations capitalize on the few weeks of sorrow and disappointment by releasing their most depressing products during the World Cup qualifiers. This year though, things are different. Superstar emo band Physical Backspace delayed the release of their newest album “Time is a Torus” as “everyone was too happy and nobody would buy an emo album.” Popular fast food restaurant Foodstuffs released their “Drown In Your Sorrows: Bottomless Boneless Wings” but received less than satisfactory orders across all locations.
The struggle isn’t limited to companies, either. People all over the nation have begun questioning what they know about soccer and their national team, and in some rare cases, life itself.
“All my life I’ve been taught that we suck at soccer. But look at that scoreboard.” said a confused anonymous fan. “I feel lied to. What else have they lied to us about? Is the Earth flat? Are we run by lizard people? It just doesn’t make sense!”
This fan isn’t alone. In the past 24 hours, thousands of people have reported feeling as though their whole life is a lie. After all, if United Hawkland is good at soccer now, what else has changed?
This isn’t the first time good United Hawkland performances have caused a negative impact. Last cycle, parties from a UHL win caused enough pollution to endanger a species. The main difference this time is that the success isn’t yet isolated.
“It’s early, but it’s a very good start.” Cedar says. “We were put into a tough group, and we’ve shown up early with wins against two strong sides in Baker Park and Zenic, so who knows what we’re capable of.”
We asked people on the streets of Østad to name a single player on any of the other teams in our group, but most struggled to name a single other nation in our group, let alone a player.
UNITED HAWKLAND
..........>>.>>

You chose to be very vague and explain nothing while I chose to be Pamerias. -Pamerias

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Postby Delte » Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:11 pm


Delte 1-2 Siovanija & Tuesland
Trainee Sports Correspondent Pola Bedeloe at Ildemorton Road for the Deltemouth Tide Times
I won't dwell overly long on the finer details of this match but certainly mention should be made of the performance of programme seller Bella Luske who amused everyone with her incomprehensible sales patter taken directly from her day job selling the Oswark Parish Advertiser from her pitch on Oswark railway station in the mornings. "Programmes!" was the only word we could catch. "Ijsdb sdh ksjhdv!" she'd yell in a most peculiar tone. "Jids dsgf!"

It was the only thing that made sense all day.

At the same time, or maybe a few minutes after...


Valentine Z 2-3 Delte
Citizen journalist and 'Green Hedge' travelling ultra Tyrell de Turqua at Fate Stadium in Naypyithaw, Burma, territory of Valentine Z for Plemon's Almanac
I've been all over the multiverse supporting The Reps and suffice it to say the Away Team Mission always gives you something to write home about, if only briefly.

In brief, goals from Kal Rayler and Tai Cerotha with a winner from sub Pol Ighton were enough to get past a difficult challenge against the giant robots from another dimension with an obsession for cats and overly long appellations. It was the first points on the board for the Away Team Mission in a stuttering start to this World Cup Cycle, and we nearly didn't make it at all, with the Kittens superior pace and heading ability a problem for the former world champions.

I heard that the amateur home team actually lost to make this our worst World Cup cycle in several months already, maybe ever - not since World Cup '94 have we lost two games in qualifying, and not since '93 have we lost to two different teams. Not since '91 have we lost two in a row. We've never lost twice in the opening half of a cycle.

...which was nice. Maybe we need to recruit some robots.


A new sci-fi adventure series drops this week from RPO Studios out of Tinselwood, Taxhavn! Your favourite streaming service is back with a major new addition to the the highly rated football-kit drama Every Day I Roleplay About Football, folllowing the the midas touch of ediraf employee Raul Valk, now a regional sales director based in the Delte Valley [1]. But in season three, a thrilling and chilling new lead character comes to the fore: Patch Ironing Robot #371 from the ediraf factory back in Jhanna city, Starblaydia, goes on the rampage. And former factory quality control operative Valk is the target…


The Revenge of Patch-Ironing Robot #371
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Football kit drama Every Day I Roleplay About Football; season 3

Raul Valk had been at a particularly challenging meeting with the new head of the All-Week Super Ultra Premier Football Association (the Deltic FA) Widow Arrinburton, an entirely rambunctious old harpy from the Rake Teinton Women’s Institute who seemed to be taking over everything in the valley these days. She wasn’t happy that the previous administration had signed an extended contract for ediraf to provide kits for the Representatives, and she definitely gave the impression of not liking the Starblaydi national, especially when she realised he had settled permanently in Oswark-upon-Delte and was planning to marry local woman Neve Sark. She seemed quite the old xenophobe. So by the time he got home, with that stress and the rich food he’d eaten at the Prince Tyrbert Hotel restaurant in wining and dining her, he was feeling distinctly peaky.

Because of this, he pretty much ignored the mobility scooter parked outside his apartment door. He would do something about it in the morning, he decided, because he was going to have an early night. He’d see the block supervisor about it tomorrow. It had been outside on the street for a couple of days - looking pretty much abandoned, then it turned up in the block lobby, and now here it was almost preventing his way into the apartment.

Yes, he was definitely feeling a little nauseous. Perhaps he was coming down with something. He texted his girlfriend to say he was getting an early night, changed into his green silk Deltic World Cup-winning celebration pyjamas ( a little faded now), and was brushing his teeth when the doorbell rang. At this time of night?! - he thought.

When he opened the door, a three-metre tall robot was looking down at him from the hallway, an eye-slot with a red LED light panning left and right wickedly, and it’s muscular-looking shoulder plates appearing to be from the front panel of the little purple mobility scooter. Raul loved his sci-fi and especially the Metamorphiser film and toy franchise, and immediately thought this was a gift from Neve.

“Oh wow!” were his last, excited words.

He didn’t know what hit him. In the blink of an eye, as the Metamorphiser raised a robotic arm, he was on the floor, in agony.


[1] Every Day I Roleplay About Football - ediraf - and the Starblaydi content has been kindly granted and permission re-given for season 3 by Starblaydia
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Postby Jeruselem » Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:31 am

Iris Randolf in Josifovo for qualification match 3 ...

Hey, this is Iris Randolf for Naked News Jeruselem!
As you can see, I'm not naked which means we're not at home and on an away game.
World Cup 97, qualification match day 3 is here and I'm in Josifovo.
We have never been here before, so it's a new experience for everyone.

Today Jeruselem visit Josifovo, I mean I just told you that because we're here.
The Ko-orenite Constellation host 3rd seed Saterun.
Sylestone are at home and host Patriotlandia.
Aquitayne welcome visiting The Martian Independent Republic.
Semarland have the bye today.

Home team Aquitayne beat The Martian Independent Republic 1-0.
This is their first win of this cup!
Sadly for The Martian Independent Republic, they still have zero points.

Top seed Sylestone did what's needed and defeated visiting Patriotlandia.
Scorelines was only 2-0 but I suspect Sylestone weren't really going too hard in that game.
It was a respectable loss really so they shouldn't be to discouraged.

The Ko-orenite Constellation have had two wins in a row.
But they had to host Saterun, their first real opponent of the cup.
They lost their home game going down 2-1 to Saterun.
Still, that's close game and you have to learn from these losses.

So no real unexpected results, which leads to 2nd seed Josifovo hosting 4th seed Jeruselem! Josifovo are ranked 34 compared to our rather lowly 74. They have curb stomped their first two opponents and we had to face them at home.

Josifovo did continue their scoring spree after 4 and 5 in their first two games. At they scored another 5 home goals, but they ran into a team who can match the output. We scored 5 goals too, mainly because they weren't doing a lot of defending anyway. So we didn't win but we didn't lose either. 5-5 draw when it was expected Josifovo would thump us. Considering Saterun got smacked 5-2 by them game before.

It did confirm we had to address some defensive issues from our first game but scoring 5 goals against the 2nd seed at home is not some trivial task. Obviously they probably didn't expect us to counter offensively as most teams kinda go back into their shell to try to limit the damage from getting attacked from the outset.

Next we go back home to host The Ko-orenite Constellation.
We got two teams in our group with really long names, the other one is The Martian Independent Republic.
Coming up, we visit Sylestone on day 5 and then host Aquitayne on day 6.
Yep, we visit the top seed and host an unranked team. Such is how weird world cup scheduling works.

Well, I have to go! Don't want to be stuck here.
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Postby Gnejs » Sun Aug 11, 2024 4:43 am

How Baggieland got a Rock of Friendship

The prodigal son returns

It is a long journey inland from the western shores and the port of Brage to reach the seat of the House of Molineux. Young master Fandango knew as much, but he wasn’t quite sure how he and his esteemed guests would traverse this distance. There would be no issue getting to where they needed to go, because scores of lowly little peons would be there to offer transportation services, but there was something about impressions that plagued Fandango’s mind. How would his newfound aristocratic companions view a man that did not have his own carriage, but rather relied on the common man’s market? Not favorably, Fandango worried.

It did feel good though, returning to Union shores, knowing he brought with him the answer to all their unanswered questions. The consequences of the root vegetable plague had intensified during his time Off-Rock, that was clear to anyone with a little wit about them, and there was a distinct odor of rotten parsnip and kohlrabi permeating everything as they disembarked The Kiss of Death, and the riffraff of the docks and adjacent streets looked even paler and more disreputable than he remembered.

Surely, the powers that be over in Port Kejm would reward him greatly for single-handedly ending this blight. Knighthood, he envisioned. There was no such thing in The Union as of now, of course, but if there was ever a time to institute such an institution it was now! Then he would be Sir Fandango and his natural superiority would finally be codified officially. It would only make sense that he replaced his mother as the head of the Molineux family then, him being a knight and all. He would replace his mother’s stale matriarchal paternalism with the enlightened despotism of Fandangarchy! He would be noble and kind to his mother, of course, and let her live out her remaining days in the western wing with the goats. Father could be allowed to live as well, he supposed. Perhaps he would take his older sister for a wife? Or why not all of his sisters? Keep the bloodline pure and all that jazz. This was the kind of thoughts that flowed through Fandango’s hollow head as he led the sundry party away from the sea and up towards the transportation hub that was the patchy field just east of the market square.

The logistic purveyors of the proletariat had their carriages and mules all lined up as the royal procession crossed over from gravel to dirt, and Fandango stole anxious peaks of the most royal king and his entourage. Thankfully, King Alsqueak and the others did not seem too bothered being in the vicinity of the lower tiers of Union society, but rather looked to enjoy the exotics of this quaint and weird corner of the world. Besides, most of them were too preoccupied with lugging the oversized plague cure crate to notice much of anything. And then, just as Fandango was done surveying the pathetic offerings of the local cabby industry, an altogether different carriage came rolling down the wide country road.

It was glorious. The ancestral Molineux chariot, drawn by the family’s strongest goats - Tanngrisner and Tanngnjost - sparkled in the dying afternoon sun and came to a halt just next to the wearisome travelers. «Young Fandango, your royal highnesses. Hedvig Molineux bids you welcome to Union soil. If you would all kindly embark, we will bring you home,» the old coach man said.

Fandango was gleaming with pride and turned to his fellow travelers. «Your majesty, Lady Madame Xianggu, after you,» he said and bowed. The king laughed and slapped his belly heartily, and he and his entourage started crawling into the wagon. Oddstein the jester and a few of the pirates managed, with great difficulty, to load the wooden crate aboard, and then off they went.

The ride took about three hours, but finally they approached a chateau-like building resting in a large glen. They passed under a gate, where the Molineux family crest - the head of a wolf, with sharp lines and edges, depicted all in black, with white, triangular eyes, placed within a auld gold colored hexagon with a thin white border, surrounded by thick black lines - hung and signaled that they had arrived.

Outside the house stood the Molineux family, headed by old Hedvig. As the carriage slowed to a halt and the travelers disembarked, the old woman approached and nodded. «Welcome, to the House of Molineux,» she said.

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Dandelions steal points from top seed and remain undefeated in WCQ
By: Augustin Falk

A modest expectation started building after The Dandelions put on a more convincing performance away in Osterhalten for their third WCQ-game, where goals from Bardo, Ceder and Åboo saw The Union come home with all three points. It was a markedly more decisive and stoic Dandelion team that secured that win, and while most agreed it would be unwise to jump to conclusions, a certain excitement about the upcoming game against top seed Flavovespia nevertheless started brewing among Union fans.

Because the Dandelion supporters are back, despite the August sun still clinging to the sky behind light clouds. Because summer is definitely dying, and with the general staff holiday just about over it’s now all about slowly settling in to the mundane experience of everyday life. A transition that is, as always, marked by ambivalence. The days are shorter, the water chillier and the wind more sinister. Winter is coming, as the old poet once said, but we must now grieve the summer that was before the dream of a new spring can start to ferment in our minds. All the better then, that one of the world’s top football teams came visiting Kejm Park.

The yellow „Double V’s“ have had a flying start to their qualification with three consecutive wins, and they travelled to Kejm Park having just pummeled the Darkmania team 6-1. That is a team to be respected, and you could see that was how the Dandelions approached the game. The four-man defensive line and the midfielders opened the game with cautious intent, and while the guests were allowed to own the ball for long stretches, their attempts at attack were denied comfortably by the likes of Bjørneboe, Andersson and Kärv. Much of the first half remained at a stalemate, with little to none of attacking momentum from The Dandelions, but as the game reached the 43rd minute Edward Drange shocked the crowd, the opposition and likely many of his teammates when he let off a shot from far away that somehow found itself in the back of the net.

The second half was something else entirely, with the Flavovespian side unleashing a relentless drive to equalize, and while The Dandelions withstood the onslaught initially, the guests had soon scored both one and two goals, courtesy of Singh and Robinson. The Dandelion team, who up to that point had been relegated to defending themselves, changed gears. With a couple of fresh legs on the pitch - Samuel Falkmar, Nicho Tistel and Torkel Mack - they managed to turn things around and Karl-Johan Kärv put the score to 2-2 with a steady header from a corner.

The game was ultimately decided in the last 10 minutes, where both teams started looking tired and easy mistakes were traded liberally between both sides. Flavovespia’s Bagshaw capitalized on a weak backwards pass from Falkmar to make it 2-3, but Georg Bardo got served a similar opportunity just minutes later and in the end the points were shared at 3-3.

All in all a very entertaining game, although likely The Dandelions will be more happy with the result and feel like they «won» a point, as opposed to Flavovespia probably feeling like they «lost» two. The win against Osterhalten and the “stolen” point from Flavovespia means that The Dandelions have collected a total of six points from four games and remain undefeated. This leaves them tied for second place in Group 6 as of now, sharing their runner up position with The Stars of Sarzonia. The next window offers a tricky away fixture against fellow Rushmoris Ossidiacqua, before an in-form Katzeburg visits Kejm Park.



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Postby Libesia » Sun Aug 11, 2024 6:45 am

“From now on, we’re going to play smart, sensible soccer. No more silly mistakes. No more schoolboy errors. No more baffling decisions. Head screwed on. OK? We are going to smarten up. Starting…”

Gabino Ikeno swept his angry eyes around the changing room. Scarcely a man among them dared return his powerful gaze. He clicked his fingers.

“…now.”

Ikeno was furious. After a defeat to Langenia, they were now trailing 1–0 at the half to al-Tamazgha, after a Norbert Mboumoua own goal. This World Cup qualifying campaign, intended to showcase the vibrant spirit of the new independent republic to the world, was not going the way Ikeno had hoped.

In his more self-reflective moments, he had to consider he had a partial share of the blame. He had made some odd choices. Bringing Ramon on as a substitute in the first half for one of the team’s defensive players (as noted in the match report, Moléngo and Mzuzi remained on the field in the second half) against the attacking Los Azules was a spectacularly odd choice, and had predictably not led to success, with Langenia triumphing 4–3 to hand the Cheetahs a first defeat on home soil.

But it was also his players. They had some talent, yes, but too many poor choices. Too many reckless decisions. Too many moments of befuddlement undoing the previous five minutes of steady progression. As the second half got underway, he hoped his words in the locker room still echoed in his players’ minds. Make smart choices. Play intelligent football. Your most important physical attribute is your brain. From now on, Libesia were going to smarten up and eliminate silly errors. Starting…

Nino played a powerful pass back to Khanya Ntombizanele, so powerful it rocketed through the stunned goalkeeper’s legs and into his own net.

…now.

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Postby Siovanija and Teusland » Sun Aug 11, 2024 9:49 am

Oil & Ice


Volume III
Outrage


...”this marks the third day of protests in cities across Teusland demanding the freedom of the ‘Sankt Konrad Five’ fisherman, and they are calling on the government to take action…”

Foreign Minister Josef Wimmer watched the news broadcasts in his office. It had been a few sleepless nights since what the Teus media was calling the Charlotte Incident. The more information that tracked back to Wimmer and the government, the worse he felt about the situation.

The Teus Navy had been alerted of the explosion moments after it happened, and sent one of its destroyers to the reported coordinates. The black box of the TS Charlotte had been quickly recovered, although there was no sign of Peter Eichel. The black box revealed Wimmer’s worst fear: there could be no doubt that this was a planned, political move.

The timing had already been suspicious, to say the least. Wimmer had expected a response from the Sankt Konrad government shortly after his speech in parliament, but not something quite so hostile. Naval experts had been brought in to examine the plans of the vessel, and how such an explosion could have been caused. They determined there was ‘absolutely no chance’ that the shot could have been made intentionally, and that it is far more likely that the Coast Guard had meant simply to put the crew under such duress from the fired shots they would be forced to surrender. The Siovanija & Teusland Coast Guard confirmed that the procedure used by the Sankt Konraders in this case was very much against standard maritime convention, and was clearly the action of someone who wanted the situation to escalate.

The government needed to be very careful now, and consider its response carefully. There was no doubt that Sankt Konrad was now a hostile state, and that the Blue Sun would likely go to any length to achieve their strategic objectives. The fascist party on Sankt Konrad had presented the Coast Guard as heroes, and the fishermen as pirates. They claimed that the Teus population on Sankt Konrad was aiding and abetting these so-called criminals, and that a mass deportation would eventually be needed. Now that it was clear the Blue Sun was really willing to shed blood over this situation, the government of Siovanija & Teusland had to consider the 12,000 Teus on Sankt Konrad in every move it made.

In the streets, however, there was a bit less caution.

...”thousands of protestors gathered in Stelburg’s Nationalplatz, waving Teus flags and chanting for the release of the prisoners…”

…”the protestors also laid flowers in front of the Seaman’s Memorial in Stelburg, in honour of Peter Eichel”...

…”the Embassy of Sankt Konrad has been empty for a few months now, as the Blue Sun government had not appointed a new ambassador to Siovanija & Teusland since taking power. That did not stop demonstrators from marching to the front of the building and chanting for a return of democracy to the island nation.”...


And that was just in Stelburg, Wimmer thought. The city of cafes and operahouses was famously non-political, quite a contrast with the union and labour stronghold cities of the Teus coast such as Felsenkirchen and St. Jakob. Stelburgers needed quite a bit of a push to take to the streets - the only two times it had happened in recent memory were for the end of the Great War and the end of isolation. The channel flipped to discussing the situation in the city of Felsenkirchen.

...”Felsenkirchen was the home port of the Charlotte, and the imprisonment of its crew has affected many in the city”...

…”family and friends of the crew gathered in front of the Charlotte’s usual dock to hold a vigil for their safe return and in memory of Peter Eichel”...

…”one fisherman we spoke to claimed he will not sail to Sankt Konrad again, and that the country could expect a boycott from Teus fishermen who significantly contribute to its economy”...

…”in the streets, there was a clear anger amongst the protestors as this incident hit close to home. They chanted for the government to ‘bring our boys home.’”...

…”in the away end of their IFCF Challengers’ Cup qualifying round match in Damukuni, members of FC Felsenkirchen 1879’s ultras group Fourth Generation Felsenkirchen burned a Sankt Konrad flag. It’s understood the group are preparing a tifo for the clash at home this coming Thursday”...

…”’Felsenkircheners stick together,’ said one man we interviewed on the streets. ‘We want the government to act decisively.’”...


Wimmer turned off the television now, and reviewed his briefing notes one more time. The cabinet was going to meet today, now that it was generally known what had happened on the night of the incident, and announce a decision on what actions would be taken. There was so much to consider, that it would be nearly impossible to find one that was ‘perfect.’

Wimmer entered the massive boardroom, which was already completely packed - it was rare that a Cabinet meeting had such attendance, as usually these meetings were avoided by those who had no real say in a major matter. Today, however, everyone wanted to get their point across. In a cabinet made up of three parties, there was always going to be a difference of opinion. The National Democratic Union were a big-tent centre-right party meant to attract both the middle to upper class of Siovanija and the rural, more conservative lower-class Teus. The Christian Union party brought Christian democracy and were regionally big in the bible belt of Teusland, while the Vaterland List represented Teus nationalist interests - particularly in regions where they made up a minority of the population, such as Pomorie/Marzig.

Each party, of course, had very different interests.

“Seize the offshore oil platforms immediately, cut off their supply,” said Vaterland List leader Jorg Perle.

“We can’t negotiate with that government. Only a show of force will mean anything to those fascists,” said Christian Union Vice Chancellor Viktor Weiss.

Wimmer himself offered a more reasonable position: “I think a powerful response is certainly needed, to prove that we are not going to be bullied. But the negotiation table must remain open until we’ve exhausted all other options. There are 12,004 Teus on that island, and many Albmot who oppose the current government, who get caught in the crossfire if we move too drastically.”

Chancellor Lara Hauser, who Wimmer had long had a positive working relationship with, seemed to nod. Rudolf Pesek spoke up next.

While Pesek was the Transport Minister, he held a bit more power than that. Most of the NDU’s elite came from Teusland - a simple result of the fact that typically, Siovanijan politics were very centre-left and Teus politics very centre-right, owing to each nation’s history. Pesek was not only a smart businessman, and a virulent opponent of isolationism at a time when most Siovanijans had supported it, he was somebody people listened to. He was, basically, the ‘Siovanija lieutenant’ of this government, relied on to give voice to Siovanijan voters.

“Some of you, I think, don’t realize how this will play in Siovanija,” he said.

Hauser spoke up. “A bit of a blow to ‘returning to the world with open arms,’ I suppose,” referencing the campaign slogan that had won the NDU the most recent election.

“Not just that. Sankt Konrad, Prinz-Eugens-Land, all of the former colonies. Siovanijans understand that you have an emotional connection to them, they understand the importance of those stories to your national character. But anything beyond that, they view as what Ruslan Karamov would call ‘Teus imperialism.’”

“Rudolf, you’re the Transport Minister, you know that ANG provides 36% of all our oil,” said Wimmer.

“Of course I know that. Siovanijans certainly don’t think we should give up that interest. But at the end of the day, Sankt Konrad is a sovereign state. Siovanijans certainly don’t support the Blue Sun government, but the thought of putting Siovanijan lives in our military at risk for people who haven’t lived in this country since before the Great War? That’s never going to be popular. Siovanijan soldiers dying to protect a former Teus colony, I mean, do I even need to explain why that might be controversial?”

“A sovereign state that demands our protection, yet sinks our civilian boats and brutally violates minority language rights,” said Perle. To the Vaterland List, this was a very emotional issue.

Now Chancellor Hauser stepped in. “I understand, Rudolf. Of course we can’t allow ourselves to be bullied in this way, and we can’t let our citizens remain in a foreign prison. But I think nobody wants this to escalate to a point there is no turning back.”

Wimmer nodded. “We have little contact with the Sankt Konrad government since they broke diplomatic ties after our rejection of the demands. We do, of course, have some backchannels to get in touch with them. Let’s get in touch about terms of a release. I don’t believe that they intended for one of our citizens to get killed, and I have a feeling those in Wilhelmstadt are a little bit nervous about what exactly we will do. An accident it may have been, but one they are responsible for nonetheless. It could be easier than we think to get them out.”

Most of the room nodded in agreement, even if the Vaterland List representatives still likely wanted a much more fiery response. Wimmer continued.

“It’s often said in diplomacy that you must carry a big stick. I suggest we send a carrier task force to the seas around Sankt Konrad. This will provide reassurance to our citizens that we’re going to protect them, and also serve as a bit of gunboat diplomacy directed at the Blue Sun.” Wimmer paused before he added the next bit. “It also, in the unlikely event that there is a move against the ethnic Teus population on the island, or a blockade of the naval base at Sankt Leopold, allows us to respond in a timely manner.”

Chancellor Hauser agreed. The call to the Navy would go out that afternoon.

“One more thing,” added Wimmer. “Only Teus troops in the task force - no Siovanijans.”

Pesek nodded. This way, at least, it could be packaged a bit better in Siovanija - it was not Siovanijans potentially needing to defend Teus interests.

Later that night, Task Force Walross, as it was coded, set sail from the port of Felsenkirchen. The URS Monchengau, named for the battle in which the Duchy of Felsenkirchen defended itself, had a special connection to the city and it made sense for this ship to lead the group. Alongside the supercarrier sailed 2 cruisers, 3 destroyers, a number of submarines, logistics and supply ships - as well as an attached air wing of 75 planes.

Without a doubt, it was a show of force - and the response the outraged Teus people had called for.

Delte 1-2 Siovanija & Teusland
XI: Bodeker, Volf (Schwefel 82'), Steinhausl, Rodl, Reichenbach; Porsche, Prekmurje (Winter 74'), Rosberg (Sanner 74'); Vadimic, A. Kosch-Kovarik, Burger
Goals: Veljko Vadimic 24', Jesper Porsche 61'
Man of the Match: Paul Steinhausl

Siovanija & Teusland 6-3 Oclea
XI: Gottschall; Schwefel (Volf 74'), Rodl, Sanner, Gellner; Gruber, Winter, Le Meji; Korlikov (Vadimic 88'), Zschokke, Dezelac (Hackl 46')
Goals: Dusan Korlikov 9', Xorge Le Meji 27', Einar Hackl 49', 60', Reto Zschokke 62', 81'
Man of the Match: Einar Hackl


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Away vs Kronbia

Goalkeepers: Holz, Bodeker, Krziz
Defenders: Schwefel, Metzger, Reichenbach, Hayek, Steinhausl, Rodl, Apel
Midfielders: Porsche, von Stein, Prekmurje, J. Kosch-Kovarik, Rosberg, von Teufelsberg
Wingers: Vadimic, Korlikov, A. Kosch-Kovarik, Zschokke
Forwards: Burger, Hackl, Hohenlowe

Expected XI vs Kronbia: Holz; Schwefel, Steinhausl, Rodl, Reichenbach; Porsche, Prekmurje, Rosberg; Vadimic, A. Kosch-Kovarik, Burger
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Postby Tumbra » Sun Aug 11, 2024 10:15 am

Tumbra 4–2 Delitai

TMB (4-2-3-1): 1 - V Jones; 2 - A Renton (18 - H Kennedy, 65'), 5 - W Pritchett (19 - Y Lawson, 72'), 20 - H Edwards, 17 - J McCreary; 30 - H Hindmarsh, 13 - S Harrington (37 - I Robertson, 65'), 16 - C Campbell; 7 - V Wells (14 - E Robertson, 72'), 33 - H Colvin; 11 - C Henshaw (26 - J Hardaker, 61')

TMB scorers: Stella Harrington (8'), Colin Campbell (38'), Henrietta Colvin (41'), Julie Hardaker (72')

Player of the Match: Colin Campbell [TMB]


Commonwealth of Baker Park 3–2 Tumbra

TMB (4-2-3-1): 1 - V Jones; 2 - A Renton, 4 - S Kerr (19 - Y Lawson, 73'), 5 - W Pritchett, 3 - T Mercurio; 6 - T Harrison, 8 - V Leighton (13 - S Harrington, 73'), 10 - S Monaghan (16 - C Campbell, 78'); 7 - V Wells, 9 - L Crossley (33 - H Colvin, 62'); 11 - C Henshaw (22 - E Maddison, 62')

TMB scorers: Henrietta Colvin (80'), Edward Maddison (85')

Player of the Match: Serena McDavid [CBP]


CONSTITUTIONAL CURIOSITIES — THE SENATE

The Senate of Tumbra, which is the upper house of the Federal Parliament, mainly serves as a house of review for legislation passed in the lower chamber, the House of Representatives. Its intended function, as some statesman in history has put it, is to serve as a chamber of "sober second thought"; though some powers are reserved to it, most notably the power to confirm political and judicial appointments, ambassadorships, senior civil servants, and the Auditor-General. It does have lawmaking powers of its own — though those are rarely used — and, due to its smaller sizes and longer terms, is generally seen to have a more collaborative relationship than in the House of Representaives.

The Senate comprises 200 Senators, though that number shall soon be raised to 225 with the addition of the Northlands and giving each state more seats. Each state has between six and twelve seats in the chamber, with twelve being the unspoken upper limit for seats that any state can have in the Senate. Napier and Bechor, being the most populous, are the two states that have consistently hit this limit over time; Georgia and Clearmont have reached eleven Senators but never quite twelve. The number of seats each state has is directly linked to the number of seats it has in the House of Representative, though with a certain degree of degressive proportionality; Pesvern, the country's smallest state, has six Senate seats for its eight House of Representative seats, while Napier has twelve Senate seats for its seventy-seven House of Representative seats.

Closed-list proportional voting is the name of the game when it comes to the Senate voting system; while it is possible for independents, theoretically, to win a Senate seat, the high thresholds for a party to win a seat means that in practice, political parties tend to win every seat in the chamber. The jockeying for a favourable list seat on individual party's list has led to fascinating studies of internal party conflict, most particularly present in the centre-left Labour Party; with two prominent factions, the left and right of the party, the party has resorted to 'twinning' Senators; one left-faction Senator candidate has to be accompanied by one right-faction Senator candidate, and vice-versa. The question of who comes first in that list is typically left up to the individual state parties. The use of proportional representation means that outright majorities are rare; the party that forms government must often find support from smaller parties to pass legislation in this chamber.

In the chamber, the parties are arranged in a hybrid between a hemicycle and the oppositional benches found in other Straton-style parliamentary democracies, which is meant to emphasise the collegial nature of the chamber. The chamber uses red seats, as opposed to the House of Representatives' green; why these colours were chosen is a mystery lost to time, though the prevailing explanation is that fabrics in these two colours were more easily available in the post-Civil War environment as compared to other colours, as well as the fact that red and green are complementary colours.

In contrast to the House of Representatives, where the presiding officer — known as the Speaker — is chosen from one of the 650 MPs that form that chamber, the Senate's presiding officer is the Vice President of the Federal Republic, who has often been referred to as the 201st Senator. Officially known as the President of the Senate — "it's nice to be President of something, at least," former Vice President David Young is reported to have quipped — the President presides over all Senate sessions and casts a tiebreaking vote whenever votes are tied. Unlike in the House of Representatives, where the Speaker is bound by certain rules on how to cast their tiebreaking vote, the Vice President may freely cast their vote. In the absence of the Vice President, the longest-serving Senator in the chamber takes on the office of President of the Senate for that day, and is referred to as the President pro tempore of the Senate.

The Senate, together with the president, is elected every six years; their election date falls on the first Friday of February, simultaneous to the first round of the presidential election. Party leaders, by convention, do not directly campaign in an opposition party leader's state; though given that party leaders are often first on their state's list anyway, the chance that a party leader is not re-elected is slim. Senators are rarely involved in national campaigns, anyway; the odds that a given Senator has name recognition is exceedingly low, despite their lower numbers. This has been attributed, at various times, to the fact that Senators do not really conduct constituency surgeries, or the fact that Senators represent an entire state rather than a constituency of about a hundred and thirty thousand voters. Some Senators do achieve national name recognition, but this is very much an anomaly rather than the norm.

Senators rarely sit in Cabinet; the most Senatorial representation gets is the Leader of the Government in the Senate, who effectively serves as the Prime Minister of the day's surrogate. The position is given out, as the name suggests, based on the party that forms government, regardless of how large their Senatorial presence is. To this date, while it has not been tested, a possible constitutional quirk that exists involves a party with no representation in the Senate forming government, thus making it impossible for a Leader of the Government in the Senate to be appointed. While the position is nominally appointed by the Prime Minister, both the centre-left and centre-right have effectively given their right to elect their caucus leader to their Senate caucuses; though the Prime Minister normally makes their preferred candidate known to their party's Senate caucus beforehand. Similarly to Prime Minister's Questions, a half-hour grilling session of political theatre in which the main aim is to embarrass their opponent, the Leader of the Government in the Senate also has a similar Question Time reserved for them; half an hour at two p.m. on Thursdays. Far less attention is given to this session, however, than Prime Minister's Questions.

Before the 2020s, when Senators died or resigned, the power to appoint a replacement was down to the individual state, with the caveat that the Senator had to be from the same party from the departing Senator. This process would usually be perfunctory; the state parliament would usually handwave a candidate through with little opposition. After constitutional amendments in the 2020s, however, special elections are held to determine the successor to any departing Senator; this has been said to negatively impact smaller parties, by virtue of the fact that the larger parties are practically favoured in just about any election held in the country. Proponents of the scheme, however, have said that it increases accountability and makes people care more about the Senate.

Over the years, there have been many proposals for Senate reform; almost all of them have to deal with how seats in the Chamber are apportioned. By far the most popular reform proposal has been to equalise the number of seats in the Senate per state; the number of seats each state would receive in this new chamber has varied, from 8 (vehemently opposed by the larger states), to 12 each (which has been balked at the moment anyone realises that giving each state 12 seats would increase the number of Senators to 300). The current system of apportionment has been defended by Senators past and present, from large and small states alike; meaning that the chance of apportionment reform is unlikely. The minority of proposals have to deal with the Senate's explicit powers of review, with those proposals saying that both houses should be co-equal; those proposals have been shut down almost unanimously by everyone in Parliament, saying that two co-equal houses would lead to deadlock.

TUMBRAN ROSTER FOR MATCHES v ADAB (@ TRENTON PARK, LAKEWOOD) and @ UNITED HAWKLAND
Link to full roster
Goalkeepers: 1 - Victoria Jones [Lakewood City], 12 - Richard Russell [Lakewood United], 25 - Branko Cvitkovic [Serrapince]
Defenders: 2 - Annie Renton [Serrapince], 18 - Hazel Kennedy [Couno Rangers], 4 - Stephen Kerr [Chromatik, CMT], 5 - Wendy Pritchett [Lakewood United], 19 - Yvonne Lawson [CS Saint-Rémy, KSK], 24 - Belinda Proudfoot [Lakewood United], 35 - Benjamin Byrne [Lakewood City], 3 - Tracey Mercurio [Kingston, QUE], 17 - Jude McCreary [Newark Argyle]
Midfielders: 6 - Trudy Harrison [Chromatik, CMT], 23 - Lucas McCormick [Lakewood City], 8 - Victor Leighton [Lakewood City], 13 - Stella Harrington [Newark Argyle], 27 - Matthias Russelar [FC Inter Nantwich], 10 - Susan Monaghan [Lakewood City], 28 - Lily Hurst [Hesham]
Wingers: 7 - Valerie Wells [Lakewood United], 29 - Johan Berkenbosch [FC Inter Nantwich], 21 - Audrey Pearson [Rülândéá Kôstä, RÜL], 40 - Lilith Kendall [Couno Rangers]
Strikers: 11 - Charlotte Henshaw [Lakewood City], 22 - Edward Maddison [Avondale City, SYL], 36 - Jean Starling [Columbia City]

Schedule: v RIN, @ VCS//v DEI, @ CBP//v ADB, @ UHL//v ZEN, @ OHU//Bye, @ RIN//v VCS, @ DEI//v CBP, @ ADB//v UHL, @ ZEN//v OHU, Bye
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Postby Sarzonia » Sun Aug 11, 2024 10:35 am

Rivalries would mark the two-match cycle facing the Sarzonian national football team for the Matchday Three and Four pairing in World Cup 97 qualifying.

The more recent of the two rivalries would be renewed at Dave Wilson Stadium in Woodstock as Sarzonia faced Carpathia and Ruthenia for the fourth time in the last two World Cup qualifying campaigns. Sarzonia won two of the three encounters with Carpathia and Ruthenia en route to a Cup of Harmony trophy.

The match would end with a disappointing 1-1 draw that certainly doesn't help the team's efforts toward avoiding the prospect of yet another playoff that would potentially determine whether the Stars qualify for a World Cup or a Cup of Harmony. Only Kitt Morgan was able to find the range on a 17-yard shot that caromed off the woodwork and into the net.

Morgan's tally drew the match level as the third minute of four in first half stoppage time drew to a close. John Wells was caught unawares as Róza Crocetti beat defender Bill Kelley and chipped a shot over Wells in the 18th minute.

Manager Caleb Rush said his team needed to tighten up its marking in the second half, and it did just that, finishing with a 53-47 percent advantage in possession and outshooting their newer rivals seven to five in shots on goal, but Federica Antonini was sharp, turning aside a laser from Spencer Wilson that Rush thought for sure had gone in.

"Challenge it! Challenge it!" he yelled, as the replay angle seemed to indicate the ball crossing the back line into the net. However, the replay challenge was all for naught as there were other angles the video board didn't show that were inconclusive. Rush grimaced as he watched the replays that were inconclusive and raised his tablet in his right hand ready to slam it to the ground.

"Then I remembered I'd get docked half my paycheque if I broke it," he said afterward. When asked if he planned to protest the outcome, he shook his head.

"I can't," he said. "What good would it do? Get us an apology from the World Cup Committee? If they'd called that a goal, it would probably be upheld because the evidence wasn't conclusive that Spencer scored.

"We're going to need to play better when we go face Legalese," he said. That nation was a regional rival of Sarzonia's back in the Bryan Marshall and Dave Wilson eras of Sarzonian football, in the early days of AOCAF.

Many things have changed over the long history between the nations. Legalese now are part of Anaia, one of two regions that seceded from the old Atlantian Oceania. Sarzonia, meanwhile joined Arrosia, the second region that divorced itself from the original AO.

Both Legalese and Sarzonia had impressive cycles during World Cup 96 qualifying, with both advancing to a one-match playoff with a berth in the World Cup proper on the line despite entering qualifying with triple-digit ranks. Legalese fell to Tumbra 5-2 whilst the Stars lost to Juvencus 4-2 in penalties after regulation and extra time both ended 2-2.

Team captain Ken Webb said the team were familiar with the extensive history between Sarzonia and Legalese, but said the rivalry aspect wasn't there.

"We haven't faced them in a long time," he said. "Way before I ever picked up a pair of boots or got kitted out. It'll be interesting, but because we need points."
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Postby Elmyia » Sun Aug 11, 2024 10:55 am

The Overlap
Elmyia display frailty, but 'overconfidence' chat is pure projection

So Elmyia's flying two win start to qualification was swapped for a juddering reality check, with just one point from key fixtures again Oberour Ar Moro and Aphrilia. With the top 3 in the group having an opportunity to qualify this has been no means fatal, the usual reflection/depressive introspection/bed-wetting has kicked off in earnest.

Now, most of this has taken on one particular tone. There's more than one flavour of it, but it essentially boils down to the side, riding high on winning the Copa Rushmori, are overconfident and they've failed to put in the prerequisite effort to get over the line against the tougher mid ranking opponents. The more hysterical are casting blame left, right and centre. Porras has lost it tactically at the highbrow end, Jackie Froggatt should retire at the other, with everyone blamed in between.

Frankly, this is a load of balls. Not only do reports from the camp describe a group that are continuing to work hard, and a manager still obsessing over every detail of each fixture. In fact the last two games has shown two sides of Elmyia's failings, neither of which centres on an overconfidence, but instead on an over propensity to compensate for criticism.

Off the back of a solid, if not entirely, inspired 1-0 win over StrayaRoos Elmyia had received a little criticism over a slightly more reserved performance. I, personally, thought it was brilliant. Valentina Galli, and later Nico Spalding, put in one hell of a shift to ensure Elmyia dominated midfield, both covering distances, putting themselves about physically and adding the bite to keep Elmyia on top in a challenging contest. Despite this areas of the press grumbled, too much industry and not enough invention, people moaning that they didn't get to see shiny new things like Tamsin Rowe get on the pitch. So what if it works.

So for Oberour Ar Moro a bit more invention was put in the side, Marakakis came in playing as a traditional ten in place of Galli's hard running. Jennings was left out the side for the more all attacking Rossi. At the back and Katsouranis came in at left back, given full licence to push forward in front of a capacity crowd at Mosse Park. At points in the first half it looked like it might well pay off. Elmyia got on top, Katsournais overlapped Froggatt, they interchanged well and Marakakis was well in support, with Oberour Ar Moro's own full throttle style, that left Rossi and Whittingham against isolated defenders. It paid off in the 36th minute, Rossi stealing in behind to tap home.

But in the second, Elmyia's attacking setup proved their undoing. In trying to dominate the spaces were left, no one tracked Peire de Baingneus through the middle, his Hellenic colleagues could've predicted what would happen next as he fired home to level. Two more goals followed, the major issues came as Elmyia tried to manipulate their way out of the back. Pressed and penned in, they attempted to move and rotate to break through. Whilst this often pays off, it's a highwire act, and when it goes wrong it can look stupid. Girello and Simmons will come in for unusual levels of flack here, as both were caught on the ball by Demisserriche, who laid off for Leboeuf and Callier respectively to score. It wasn't entirely their fault, in both cases they were sold short having just shifted forward or back a line. Elmyia have tried to build up in a 3-2 shape from the back, in this case with Savalas, goalkeeper Girello and Silva at the back and Simmons and Marinos in the middle. But, as they found themselves struggling to get out, Simmons tried to alternate with the centre backs, dropping back to allow them to dribble forward. In one case Marinos tried a pass into him too early, with Demisserriche jumping on him. In the other, totally out of other options, Girello tried an audacious dribble forwards, having the ball pinched off his feet.

It's a tactic that works excellently at times, but can sometimes make you look very stupid. Aphrilia then came as the next challenge and it appeared either Porras had asked them to play a bit more rigidly, or they were simply too worried. Girello stayed rooted behind the backline, the centre backs remained in place and Simmons simply sat to receive in midfield. Aphrilia had plenty of time to find their shape, their 4-1-2-1-2 sat incredibly narrow forced play into a very repetitive pattern. With Albrook as the attacking full back it was forced out wide to her, some attempts at neat work with Froggatt were runn into tight traffic, with the banks of 4 clogging the middle. Cross after cross was swung in, if Whittingham had converted a header as she usually does the game might have opened up, as it was Elmyia's attempts fizzled out as Blair, Rowe and Benedetti all failed to make an impact off the bench.

All of this seemed a direct response to criticism Elmyia have faced over the campaign so far. Overconfidence doesn't really appear to be the issue here, it wasn't through being lackadaisical that Elmyia lost 5 points over the two games, instead it was a side struggling to find solutions and trying to play to appease critics. One wonders if these charges are just a case of critics projection. After the Copa, the Elmyian press seems to have expected a cakewalk, especially under and easier format. But this doesn't extend to the side. If anything, Elmyia need to find some of that swagger, champions of Rushmore, they've earned it. A game off and then facing Hispinas should give them a chance to regroup and then face slightly more pliant opponents, with just one win in four coming against a moribund Lisander side. One can only hope Porras tries to stick to his guns.
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Postby Baggieland » Sun Aug 11, 2024 10:59 am

Victuals

King Alsqueak looked up at the Molineux family crest – the white triangular eyes of the head of the wolf seemed to follow him around – almost as if it knew the king of the Baggies was up to no good.

Hedvig Molineux: "Welcome! Welcome to all of you. A blessing has truly been bestowed upon us by the visitation of these fine Baggies."

*Note: This is the only time in recorded history that a visit by Baggies was described as a 'blessing'.

Sunny Austin: "Yaar, Mr. Hedvig, be it possible that I keep Tanngrisner and Tanngnjost?"

Hedvig Molineux: "Why do you want these goats?"

Sunny Austin: "For… um… entertainment. You know, sea voyages can sometimes be for months."

Hedvig Molineux: "Well, it is customary here in The Union 'to never deny a friend'. Tanngrisner and Tanngnjost are yours! Just um… be careful of their teeth."

Oddstein Øye: "If I may – it would be most wise if we were all seated together in one large room – where we can keep an eye on everyone."

Hedvig Molineux: "Indeed! I have already arranged a banquet in honour of our guests in the large dining room. Fine food and wine for all!"

Fandango Molineux: "Father, whilst at sea – our guests introduced me to some sort of sparkling honey wine – it truly is most pleasant-tasting and I insist we all try it. Lady Madame Xianggu, please tell me we have not run out of this exquisite beverage?"

Of course, Fandango was not to know that the 'sparkling honey wine' was actually the crew's urine. The drinking water onboard ship hadn't actually run out, it was just that Madame Xianggu and her pirate gang preferred it.

Madame Xianggu: "No problem Mr. Fandango. In fact, there is an inexhaustible supply of it. We'll get you some right now. Sunny!"

Sunny Austin: "Yaar, I'll see if some can be 'discharged' right away!"


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Postby Indusse » Sun Aug 11, 2024 12:15 pm

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Indusse Roars Back!

This is the time every fan was waiting for. Indusse's national football team is back on track! After a shaky start to their World Cup 97 qualifying campaign, the team has returned with two impressive wins against Ile de Richelieu and Britonisea. The Timely victories have got the fans breathe a sigh of relief and look forward for the rest of the campaign.

The Third Match of the Campaign was against Ile de Richelieu. The match against Ile de Richelieu was more than just a win - it was Indusse's first World Cup victory since their heartbreaking Round of 16 defeat in World Cup 96. The Goal scoring spree made sure that the opponents get to know how strong the Indussean National Team is. Captain Mersiás bagged the MVP Award by scoring two goals in the 23rd and 67th minutes. Rahul B Kumar added to the tally with a beautiful header in the 35th minute, while Grundjee closed the account with a late strike in the 89th minute. Ile de Richelieu managed to score twice, but it wasn't enough to stop Indusse's 4-2 victory.

Filled with confidence, Indusse then faced Britonisea in an away game. The team showed they weren't one-hit wonders, clinching a solid 3-1 victory. Grundjee opened the scoring early in the 12th minute, getting an early lead for the team. Mersiás once again proved his worth as captain, scoring goalS in the 41st and 76th minutes. Britonisea managed to score a goal so they could keep some statistics in there, but that wasn't enough to stop Indusse from winning the matches.

After the Britonisea match, the post-game press conference was filled with excitement. Coach Steve Newman couldn't hide his satisfaction, he said "These wins are exactly what we needed. The boys have shown the spirit and has brought themselves a come back from our earlier setbacks. We're playing with confidence again, and it shows on the ground."

Captain Mersiás, still catching his breath from his stellar performances, added: "We never lost faith in ourselves. Those first two losses were tough, but they made us stronger. We're back to playing the real Indussean football - the one where we never give up. This is just the beginning."
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Postby Saterun » Sun Aug 11, 2024 12:22 pm

For the 3rd matchday of WCQ, the Claws traveled to the Ko-orenite Constellation. Still without a win after two games, it was vital that they perform here. They were facing a weaker opponent, at least on paper, but they were also away from home. They had already demonstrated struggles at getting acceptable results when not playing at home, even against a lower-ranked team such as Semarland. It was important that they got something out of this game. The skies were clear, but there were clouds on the horizon. It pretty accurately reflected how Kameron felt about this matchup.

They got a real scare in the 17th minute, as the Constellation went on the attack and drove down the left side. The team from Ndugutisaoren had considerable speed, not something the Claws had faced in either of the teams they had played this cycle. Kago Njoka carried the ball past Antonsen, which was in itself already impressive. Njoka then played a splitting through-ball right between Alfienk and Alil, but in the following moments Ralf Abiatti showed why he started on this team. He burst out of his area, and just before Kanyi Mwara was able to get a touch on the ball, Abiatti slid into it and cleared it with his feet. Kameron didn't know of many other goalkeepers who would have had the instincts to do that.

After that early scare, Saterun started to get more into the game. Hans-Jürgen Becker especially started to push, using his dribbling and positional awareness to open up the Constellation defense. And, time and time again, his man of choice was Maksymillian Bates. The Chalesm striker made full use of his physicality, shrugging off tackles left and right. His physicality wasn't the only reason for his selection into this squad, however. He also possessed some of the best finishing Kameron had ever seen. He combined his strengths in the 33rd minute, as Becker once again slipped him through with a inch-perfect pass. Bates shouldered Gikonyo Matu away, giving him just enough space inside to box to get off a shot. He only needed half a pace. He struck the ball cleanly through his laces, firing it in a direct line towards goal. Wambeere Kioni tried in vain to reach it, but the ball thundered into the side netting to give Saterun the lead and Bates his first goal of the cycle.

The Claws went into the halftime break in the lead, although just barely. This time, Kameron made no changes to his on-field team. All he tried to do was get his side focused on maintaining the lead. That was the most important. He spoke very briefly, and handed most of the second-half preparation over to his assistant Lisa Lleget. Although he was usually very good at giving pep talks, he didn't feel as if the situation called for it. The team went out calm and collected, although Kameron could tell that the opposition had been fired up. The next half would be interesting.

Something he noticed immediately was that the game seemed to have gotten a lot more physical. He felt his side held the advantage in that area, with the likes of Maksymillian Bates and Avishai Demare. However, the Constellation also had some pretty physical players, and they would be no pushover. Their speed was especially helpful, as they showed in their first goal in the 61st minute. Neither Dalca nor Alil were the quickest of players, but granted Saterun centrebacks never really had been. It was, however, a significant weak point, and one that the Constellation exploited with ease. Njoka once again split the defense, this time with a cross-field switch which caught the right-side defense off guard. This time it was Murigo Wangu who capitalized, running right between Alfienk and Alil to break free. This time, the pass had been perfect, and there was nothing Abiatti could do. He rushed Wangu, but the midfielder pushed the ball just past him to level the scores at 1-1.

Seeing his team's main weakness, Kameron instructed his defense to sit farther back and tighter in the middle. For the rest of the game, it seemed to work, as the Constellation only got one more shot on target. It was a hopeful long-range effort that Abiatti collected easily. The Claws, however, kept mounting on shots. By the 80th minute, they were playing around a tired Constellation team that, for all their speed, had been out-pushed to the point of losing most of their stamina. Now it was on the Claws to make a breakthrough. They finally found one in the 86th minute, as Vidar Washington put a delicately chipped ball over the heads of the defense and right into the path of Bates. Not many players could face a charging goalkeeper and keep composure enough to control the ball and bring it down, but Bates was one of them. He touched it just to the side of Kioni, and faced an open net. From that distance and angle, he was never going to miss. A few minutes later, Saterun had captured its first win of Qualifying.

Next up, however, Saterun had a much greater challenge. The Claws were hosting Sylestone, favorites to top the group. It was to be a hard-fought game, but not one for the Claws to collect any points. Going into it, Kameron knew it was going to be tough. It seemed as though Saterun was playing more of its opening home games against high-ranked opponents, but the first one hadn't gone so well. He hoped it would be better this time.

Three games seemed to have given the Claws enough practice to finally begin starting games well, and they fully showed it this time around. They went step-for-step with their opponents, and it seemed that the first chance would come to them. In the 21st minute, Thiago Esparza had broken free in the box. Just as he pulled back his leg to shoot, Jack Blackall slid in a crunching slide-tackle that completely ended the move. The entire stadium was in uproar, and Saterun players mobbed the referee. From their point of view, it had been a clear penalty. Given the nature of the tackle, the referee had no choice but to check the play. The whole of Estadio Blanco Oro held its breath as the move was replayed over and over again. Finally, to the outrage of nearly 60,000 fans, the main official declared the tackle valid and play was resumed. Kameron could feel that their main opportunity had been lost.

Even though they were playing away from home, Sylestone were still a very good team. They finally managed to show that midway through the second half. Kameron thought that Jack Lawson might have been the finest player he had ever seen, and the Crossroads man had started to dominate the midfield. He stopped advancing moves like a police officer. Or a lawman. Kameron smiled. The Lawman. Even though he didn't think he'd ever get to witness Lawson in person again, that's how he would remember him if he saw him on TV during the WC finals. He linked well with the more adventurous Morgan Gallagher, and those two were causing massive problems for the older Andrei Coiro and Glenn Lundquist. They finally had their major breakthrough as Lawson made a perfect tackle to take the ball from Lundquist, before shifting it up to Gallagher. Gallagher then played it off to Brett Scarvac-Jones, who burst forward on the dribble. The quick playstyle of the Sylestonians shattered the Saterun back line, and there was only one person to finish the move: Charlotte Eastwood. Lakewood United's marquee marksman burst between Alil and Dalca to get a clear shot on goal which she was never going to miss. The first breakthrough of the game had fallen to Mojmir Anac's side.

And so it would stay. Saterun had done well to only lose 1-0, but they had been playing a more defensive side. At the end of the day, however, it showed a marked improvement from their last home fixture. Looking ahead, the Claws seemed to have a relatively easy schedule for the next few matches, having played most of their challengers already. Jeruselem on matchday 9 would be tricky, but there were still 3 matches before that. Hopefully, the Claws could begin to garner some more much-needed points, and begin to look for a first-ever World Cup finals.
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2. The Carbuco Massacre

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In the early 1990s, football spread in the island, but in the Montana Verde football was played with betting. Teams would meet to play matches in exchange for a percentage of the bets. This continued until 1993 during a match in the village of Carbuco in the Montana Verde. The two betting parties were a group of Sicarios from El Negro Cartel against a group of Sicarios from the Don Jose Cartel. After the end of the match, a quarrel occurred between the Sicarios that ended in an exchange of gunfire that resulted in the death of eight players and eleven fans. This night is known as the bloody match or the Carbuco massacre. The Sicarios fled, and after a chase with the police the incident escalated the police war against the Cartels in the Montana Verde. After that, the betting matches stopped, as everyone feared getting involved with the Cartels in another match. Betting did not return again until the establishment of the league, when legitimate betting companies were established. In the following years, the teams began to improve their situation and began to form official entities and build private stadiums, most of which had limited seating capacity. The teams tried more than once to establish a league championship, but the matter failed several times.





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Third Win in a Row

The Kronbia men's national football team continues to lead group 10 with 9 points so far after the fourth round, where the team managed to beat the unranked Oclea national team on its home ground in Oclea 1-0 with a goal by Ismael Gabriel. The fans are happy so far with the good results from the Kronbia team, but in a statement by the team coach, Atilio Lamberto said: "The truth is that I am happy with what the Kronbia team has achieved, as the players have made an effort to win the previous matches, but we are about to face strong teams on their home grounds. We need better performance and more effort, and of course I trust our team".



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Postby Savojarna » Sun Aug 11, 2024 1:05 pm

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Commentary: Defeat Has Never Felt Better

Opinion by Lasse Fjällgren

A defence that, at times, looked lost without its injured centrepiece in Kenneth Röysveit when it conceded four at Tanirinthia. A decision to play both Vingegaard and Tretjakov in the centre that saw both of them trying to do the same thing. An insistence on starting My Mäkelä on the left wing when the Lokomotive Jarnstad striker clearly doesn't know how to position on a wide position, and comes into the way of Medberg Hansen more often than not. The frankly baffling decision to seek a victory when it was 3-3 away at the top seed with late substitutions, and giving away what could have been a scalp. Jonas Hilde's most unfortunate error in spilling a cross forward to allow the Alezian Union's late winner at the Bjurman. There is a lot to bemoan in these Northlights - and never have the cries for substitutions, system changes, and Nikolai Kruul Jensen's head felt better than now.

Savojar football is just emerging from a long, arduous, and in many different ways painful episode with the recent scandals surrounding SFFB leadership. Yes, the team may have played its last competitive game less than three years ago, but even at the end of that stretch football was a sideshow in a flurry of scandals, bribery, hidden documents, and worrisome revelations. We were not even halfway through the 95th World Cup qualifier when National Team Director Lars Grönevald was sacked, with no real explanation. We were three quarters in when Youth Development Director Inge Terjeson and Vice Treasurer Ole Hedegaard jumped ship. Three weeks later, the footballing nation paid little heed to its representatives making a desperate push towards the end of the qualifying season amidst Hedegaard's troubling revelations of incompetence in the youth department. Right in the middle between two qualifiers, Terjeson revealed the shocking extents to which abusive coaches were shielded by SFFB's leadership, and the true state of Högvald - the academy that once had been the SFFB's crown jewel in youth football - as a wretched hive of coaches' egos, undue club influence, and miserable care given to the nation's talents. Suddenly, football fans the nation over were discussing legal proceedings, WCC rulings about mismanagement and government interference, and at the pathetic culmination of this affair, the arrest of SFFB chairman Fredrik Larsson, vice chairman Pavel Iljutov, and treasurer Line Troels for embezzlement, mismanagement of public funds, and a whole series of bookkeeping rule violations.

It is in this tenuous position that we return to the World Cup qualifiers, under a heavily restructured federation - whistleblower Hedegaard has been re-instated and promoted to Treasurer, while new figures from the club game and the wider sporting world are provisionally heading the SFFB now - and a new coaching scheme. Victoria Maersk has left a burning wreck of a federation, but left behind an intact team; still, much has been broken in terms of processes and infrastructure for the nation. It is a difficult situation for the players, who did not know if they would play in this qualifier until a few months before the first game. Even now, there are consistent reports of more layers of mismanagement, corruption, and sheer incompetence breaking out. Last month, Iljutov has been brought back in front of courts as more news broke about just how much he knew about the rotten state of Högvald, and the psychological (and, in two cases, physical) abuse brought upon its students, young footballers aged 14-18, by coaches that were personal protégés of his. Iljutov is now accused of having shielded abusers who regularly screamed at players, ran physically gruelling trainings, and were accused of having encouraged bullying and toxic structures in teams as a form of social control - a system that multiple national team players have gone through.

Under these circumstances, reading discussions of whether Röysveit will be fit to play the upcoming games, whether Sadianov or Vitol should start in midfield, and whether Kruul Jensen's experiments with a back three are justified feel like a healing wave of calm in the Savojar footballing scene. We may not be happy with losing to the Alezian Union in the manner we did, or to throw away what felt like a great chance at away points against the group's top seed, but finally our complaints are about football again. It is so much less grim to discuss a failure to track back than to discuss abusive coaching and a failure to disclose expenses paid with our tax money that we should cherish it. For this campaign, the focus of the fandom should not be on the points, the goals, or the players. It should be on the fact we have our Northlights back, and a system of oversight that appears to, this time, be at least somewhat better suited to avoid yet another chaos like this. In a redemption campaign, things can only get better.

Tanirinthia 4-3 Savojarna (1-2)

Goals: 9' Novikov 0-1 (Vingegaard). 26' Medberg Hansen 0-2 (Penalty). 39' Payne 1-2 (Dixon). 54' Holt 2-2. 58' Medina 3-2 (Barnett). 74' Medberg Hansen 3-3 (Krogstrup). 86' Rodgers 4-3 (O'Brien).
Yellow Cards: 13' Leifsen, 25' Menzie, 66' Thelander (all foul), 91' Mäkelä (complaining)
Red Cards: -

Tanirinthia: Marshall - Manning, Menzie, Medina - Dixon, Wheeler (66' Woolery), O'Brien, Barnett (81' Barker) - Bacchus, Payne (79' Rodgers), Holt.
Savojarna: Valujev - Leifsen (55' Pedersen), Riksdal, Thelander (82' Mäkelä) - Krogstrup, Sadianov, Vingegaard, Jarmolenko (60' Ivanov) - Barisjnikov, Medberg Hansen, Novikov.


Savojarna 0-1 Alezian Union (0-0)

Goals: 78' 0-1.
Yellow Cards: 40' Sadianov (foul).
Red Cards: -
Remarks: 57' Medberg Hansen (SVJ) hit crossbar.

Savojarna: Hilde - Leifsen, Riksdal, Thelander - Sigfridur (58' Krogstrup), Tretjakov, Vingegaard (58' Vitol), Ivanov - Mäkelä (69' Barisjnikov), Medberg Hansen, Novikov.
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Postby Loch Dearg » Sun Aug 11, 2024 2:59 pm

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McDaniels relaxed on the black leather couch in the back of a quiet pub on Braxten Street, as I took out my phone to record his interview. The 31 year old came across as a quiet and unassuming man, a stark contrast to his on-field demeanour. It had been a whirlwind few days since his heroics in the 0-0 draw against Edsmontik, Loch Dearg's first ever competitive game at Elwick Park. The hosts had set out to defend all game and came under constant pressure from the Baptism of Fire champions, McDaniels won man of the match after making 8 saves throughout the game, including a dramatic point blank stop in added time. When the final whistle went he turned to the home crowd and roared, slapping the badge on his chest as his teammates began to surround him, "It felt great", he said, "I mean I've had games like this at Mahon United but to do it on the big stage with the whole country watching, that game was the highlight of my career so far". Loch Dearg were delighted to keep a clean sheet after losing 2-0 in a friendly to the same opposition weeks prior. "In those 3 friendlies we conceded 8 goals, I remember all of them, I took them all personally. But since then we've really tightened up and the gaffer has the lads playing well, we fight for each other out there. I mean we know as an unranked side we're coming up against teams with more quality and experience, but we've got a real fighting spirit and a top manager. We aim to be physical and to be a thorn in the side of any team no matter how big they are".

I wanted to find out more about McDaniels and our conversation turned to discussing his journey to becoming an international keeper. He'd grown up in a small village about an hours drive from Boreen; "you have to understand it was one of those places where nothing ever happens," he said. "I grew up on a farm with two younger brothers and we had a net in our garden. Naturally, as the older brother I was better than them so the only fair thing was for me to go in goal. They would just take shots on me all the time, especially in the summer. After I while I thought you know what I'm not bad at this, so I joined the nearest football team". "I was so lucky that my mother was willing to drive me over half an hour to training and she went to all my matches. I know not everyone has parents that are willing or able to do that." McDaniels passionately added; "It's why I've been trying to get the government to fund grassroots football, we need new teams especially in rural areas. I mean it's obvious that the cities get way more funding you just have to look around". "Sadly I don't get to play with my siblings so much these days, they live in different parts of the country. When we do all get together back at my parents home, they try and score on me but the goal seems so much smaller than it used to and quite frankly they've lost their touch a little, in fact they haven't scored against me in well over three years now", he chuckled to himself.

Competing for the national team has raised the profile of the entire squad, bringing with it new fame and attention. "Especially over the last few days I've been getting so many messages, I keep getting stopped on the street. It's a little overwhelming at the moment. I think it's crazy that it's taken until World Cup 97 for the government to form a national team, you see a guy like Donncha Walsh who's in his 40s and he made this squad. He could've had over 100 caps by now if we did this sooner. I'm just glad this country has something to bring people together, the support we've had is fantastic and I can't wait to see where this takes us". Loch Dearg will march into their matchday 4 clash with New Fernia full of confidence and looking to secure the nation's first ever win. A tight defence will be the backbone of any success, with McDaniels likely to play a big role in the rest of the campaign.
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Postby TJUN-ia » Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:20 pm

The Random Rambles of a Jaguar - WC97 Qualifying Edition
with Killian Looker


Welcome back to this Random Ramble. If the opening split of this WCQ cycle was trying to install some confidence in our national team, then it did a bad job at that. Sure, Match 2 felt better that Macth 1, but they were both defeats all the same and 0-2 is never going to be acceptable with anyone with a brain. David Seems and Li Xiu Ying urged caution because, of course, we still had 14 games left to turn this ship around, but public sentiment can be fickle at the worst of time...so what about this time?

The Matches
Game 3, away at East Leaf - a place in East Asia that likes the being we in TJUN-ian circles call 'Zekrom'. We didn't know what to expect from The Green Samurais coached by Hisashi Matsumura but they certainly made us learn their names very quickly as within 5 minutes of play, Akihiro Shimizu had already slammed the ball into the back of the net. 0-1, just like that. That was the scare we needed to wake the fuck up because after that, we pressed forward and never looked back. Stephan Fiedtkou got the equaliser in the 34th and in the 67th it would be Kristina Bay that ended up heading home the eventual winner. Finally, we are on the board...and now we can press on.

And on we pressed towards the BIG game of this campaign so far - #1 Valanora in TJUN-ia City. It is very rare indeed that the world #1 comes to our neck of the woods but over here in the National Stadium, the place was packed and ready for a show of age and wonder. Did anyone expect up to beat the Marauders on our turf? Not really, no, especially considering the start to our cycle we've had. But we could make a fight of this game, that could certainly be taken as a moral victory by those in the stands. This game would start as expected, with Imre Haaland bagging a brace within the opening 20 minutes, but Mikela Djé-Djé was in the right place at the right time to head home a goal to make it 2-1 at the break. Kensel Méndez scored what would end up scoring the winning goal in the 67th minute but we did get one more in there, a consolation from Diana Sharafutdinov in injury time. 3-2 it finished for the world #1.

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To be honest...better than expected! Getting a win on a board and only losing by a goal to the World #1 has restored a little but of confidence in TJUN-ian football for the time being. Things seem to be on the up, but results have to get better than this in order to cement this mood change.

What's Next...
Bottom side Megistos will get a visit from us next before The Godlands I needs to Kepu Manu. Good opportunities for points, you can say. GO JAGS!



SCHEDULE (Group 3)
MD1: @Sudilia (84) L 0-2 (T-8th)
MD2: vs Zwangzug (19) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky L 0-1 (7th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD3: @East Leaf (266) W 2-1 (7th)
MD4: vs Valanora (1) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City L 2-3 (8th)
---------------Ramble---------------
MD5: @Megistos (UR)
MD6: vs The Godlands I (201) - Ke Kahua Pāʻani o Pua Aloalo, Kepu Manu
---------------Ramble---------------
MD7: @Equestria (Equestrian States) (108)
MD8: BYE
---------------Ramble---------------
MD9: vs Polar Islandstates (69) - Stade de la Victoire, Roi Ville
MD10: vs Sudilia (84) - Estadio Universidad Carlandas, Carlandas
---------------Ramble---------------
MD11: @Zwangzug (19) - Wayr Stadium, Rackham Range
MD12: vs East Leaf (266) - Estádio do Pacífico, Rio Pacífico
---------------Ramble---------------
MD13: @Valanora (1) - Hatire Memorial, Capri
MD14: vs Megistos (UR) - Zebra Stadium, Toropo/Almadinat
---------------Ramble---------------
MD15: @The Godlands I (201)
MD16: vs Equestria (Equestrian States) (108) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong
---------------Ramble---------------
MD17: BYE
MD18: @Polar Islandstates (69) - Nasjonale Stadion, Franz Josef City
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52 T20WC18
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
NSSCRA - JR
T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ)/#64 Alfonso Mercado/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

UN - U1
TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby North Oharan Valley Union » Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:42 pm

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Timestamp: 11 July 2024 - 23h43
Tags: Football, World Cup 97, Green Lions





The Value of a Good Defense
How both the Green Lions and their FA are discovering the same hard lesson


When Brody Dunn scored his first international goal, the reception in the Kaujas Lauks Stadium was lukewarm at best. It was a valiant effort, catching Geoff Cotherill off guard with a bouncing shot to the nearest post. But a 2-5 in extra time, as the losing side, rarely gets a thunderous applause: it almost feels as blasphemy to be cheerful for a single jab after having received a milling for the best part of the game. The atmosphere in the halls of the federation must mimic that sentiment: the novelty of welcoming international guests and boarding expensive flights quickly wears off if it is to act as the punching bag in the play.

Baltuk’s Green Lions attempted to reply with a more defensive approach as they stepped into the Adab City Stadium: the debut of Ross Darby diminished the frivolity in midfield but gave extra oxygen against the renowned Gegenpress of the opposition. Holmsen fell back far and only was a second striker in name. It offered veteran manager Saad Kaykali a puzzle to solve, at least, but fifteen minutes in the break sufficed to find the smoking gun. In minute 47, the red-white-and-black found a way to isolate Nadje Barzani in front of goal. You could see Kaykali mentally turning the page, looking if there would be a real brain breaker there.

Serhey Baltuk tried to shift the tide but his efforts were futile and eventually opened up the path to Adab doubling up. The vigor and effort from the Green Lions was not the problem, but the general quality of play. Too many players can either play fast or play well, but not both at the same time. A few sunk so far under the bar that their spot in the selection gets scrutiny: Daron Lyzolian got a half hour but was hapless and absent. Defender Goladze looks far too green and seems unlikely to start again. But the biggest disappointment might have been Krastins. A player who stands out domestically, but appears sluggish and out of debt once he sets foot on World Cup grounds.

Luckily for Baltuk, the attention of the FA is not on his struggles to give his defensive organization (that conceded 13 times in 4 games) a boost ahead of another difficult double header. Ahead of the Baker Park game, they (and everyone else) were informed of the usage of performance enhancing drugs by the national team of Delitai. For those with a short memory, the fellows that handed us a 4-0 dripping whilst clad in more gold than is tasteful. Whilst the Delitai FA reacted as if stung by a wasp, condemning the work of those whose job it is to weed out drug abuse, the international backlash was as intense as it was unified.

To recapitulate, not all drug usage in international sports is equally frowned upon. Some competitions allow the use of so-called ‘designer drugs’ that focus on enhancing the experience rather than the performance. A known example, also in usage with Oharese sports teams, are the Journey pills developed by MID University. Their usage is not without controversy, but they mainly offer an improvement in the esthetics (or ecstasy-tics) for the viewer. Usage of Artificial Improvement, being it via the more sloppy intake of pills or the prompt usage of needles and transfusions, is far more disapproved and in general downright forbidden.

The FA saw with mounting interest how the fellow group member received its sanction, one that allows them to continue the tournament but that seriously limits their chances of progress. Not something to be taken lightly and not taken in pride by the Delitai FA. There were (laughable) attempts to put a curse on those who caught them and those who read between the lines saw a vague reference to the Bruh-terhood, a mysterious organization that is rumored to be the puppet master of the World Cup but could as well be the figment of a writer’s imagination.

The FA watched it happen with the same graciousness as cattle catching passing trains: it took them quite a few chews to make up their mind. Eventually, North Oharan Valley Union FA decided to request an additional sanction and with reason. Whilst the decision from the organizers shows a future-driven orientation, it passes by the victims made with the assistance of performance enhancing drugs. The game between NOVU and the culprits was typical: a close 1-0 for the longest time and when fatigue settled in, the opposition had something left in the tank to push for a harsh 4-0. With the current knowledge, it is not unlikely that the Delitaian team got a bit of unfair assistance to reach this result. Demanding a 0-5 forfait score would be one step too far: even under duress, a bit of chivalry stands out and receiving points not won on the grass does not hold the preference of the Green Lions. But the FA tries, quite after the facts, their luck and requests a rematch of the aforementioned game. One hopefully to be fought with equal weapons. And, as hopefully, one fought by the time Serhey Baltuk honed the weapon of defensive stability. As the FA brought their defense in clumsy writing and outside of any official channels, it is hard to guess which of the two defenses will get some traction first.

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Postby Hispinas » Sun Aug 11, 2024 4:09 pm

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World Cup 97 Qualifying - Estadio Nacional en el Castillo, Mandrid, Hispinas
HSP Scorers: Gainko Erroz (59'), Arcelia Solorzano (90')
HSP Lineup: Azkar Baraibar, Joanes Mendinueta, Hunfrido Antunez, Claudeta Pabon, Gainko Erroz, Nazario Mojica ( Olga Abdulova 81'), Goiz Bidaola, Luzea Heguy, Mira Makarova ( Alphonsus Clavijo 74'), Arcelia Solorzano, Lucilla Rebollar ( Silvia Del Moral 53')
STR Scorers: Kai Kuyta (6'), Alana Kerr (14'), Alana Kerr (32'), Ella Vidya (41'), Alana Kerr (61'), Cruz Kaiplo (75')

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World Cup 97 Qualifying - Parade Grounds, Regium, Oberour Ar Moro
HSP Scorers: none
HSP Lineup: Azkar Baraibar, Joanes Mendinueta, Teodoro Hinojos ( Claudeta Pabon 87'), Gabino Arguello, Gainko Erroz, Olga Abdulova ( Goiz Bidaola 52'), Nazario Mojica, Luzea Heguy, Fede Velazco ( Mira Makarova 78'), Arcelia Solorzano, Xanti Osa
OAM Scorers: Salomon de Chaalons (82')



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Tough times for Golden Sealions
Hispinas national football team suffer home embarrassment against the Emus before experiencing a heartbreaking late goal loss to Dragoons

REGIUM, OBEROUR AR MORO - The Hispinas National Football Team have started to drift away from the qualification spots for this edition's World Cup finals.

After a respectable string of matches beating Lisander but narrowly losing to Brusseldorf, the qualifying campaign reared its ugly head as the Golden Sealions suffered a 6-2 defeat at the hands of 60th ranked StrayaRoos, with Alana Kerr scoring a hattrick and Azkar Baraibar conceding four first half goals owing to a porous back four, who conceded three goals in the previous match at Brusseldorf.

Gainko Erroz put one back for the hosts on an individual run up to goal beating Amina Seyma, however, the aforementioned Kerr completed her hattrick two minutes later, with her first two goals coming in the 14th and 32nd minutes, and sandwich by an early header from Kai Kuyta on a corner setpiece in the 6th and a volley by Ella Vidya in the 41st minute. Cruz Kaiplo, who assisted 2 goals that night, turned scorer as he received substitute Ax Cay's through ball, giving the opponents their largest lead of the night. Centreforward Arcelia Solorzano made the score a little bit more respectable in the dying moments of the match with a great delivery by Joanes Mendinueta.

The next match saw hosts Oberour Ar Moro and Hispinas deadlocked at 0-0 the whole match until an inspred substitution by John Antheaume saw central midfielder Olîer l’Avugle make an impact play six minutes upon arrival to the pitch, providing a great pass to Salomon de Chaalons that proved impossible to save for Baraibar. The Terranean nation had edged the Brantan nation with regards to the number of opportunities at scoring a goal, but Likael Qualandreeur was a safe pair of hands at that occurrence.

With the two defeats, and crucial matches against Aphrilia and recent Copa Rushmori champions Elmyia, Casimiro Coro is expected to shake up the squad for these matches and give other players who are rotting in the bench a chance to prove themselves on the pitch.
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Postby Aquitayne » Sun Aug 11, 2024 4:21 pm

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In the Hunt: Four Points keep Aquitayne alive
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By JESSICA ALBRIGHTAugust 11, 2024


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Kevin Elof celebrates his game-winning goal against The Martian Independent Republic.

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Telora, Aquitayne - The Aquitaynian national team kept their qualification hopes alive in the most recent match days of the 97th World Cup. Aquitayne hosted the Martian Independent Republic for Match Day 4 at King's Ground in downtown Telora. It was a sellout match with over 46,000 fans in attendance. Fan criticism has been levied against the FA for choosing a smaller ground to host Aquitayne's home fixtures, but the FA made it clear they wanted the World Cup matches to be played at the premier stadium in Aquitayne. The ground is still relatively brand-new, constructed in late 2020 and opening for the 2021 season. Telora F.C call the ground home during the Premier League season, but since its construction it has often been used for international friendlies and other matches for the Aquitaynian national teams. Notably, the Aquitaynian men's national rugby team will use the grounds for a series of friendlies not more than a month after the conclusion of the World Cup.

The team entered match day three scoreless, with at least ten attempts on target going without success. The match against the MIR finally saw striker Kevin Elof break through his scoring drought in the 74th minute. After left winger Torsten Sten beat Christopher Howell on a daring double feint, he whipped the ball across to a waiting Elof who sat center of the box in front of keeper Henri Enwye. Enywe had no chance as Elof's left foot ricocheted the ball across the keeper's face and into the bottom right corner of the net. The King's Ground erupted in fanfare at the sight of the rippling netting, witnessing the first goal of Aquitayne's World Cup qualifying journey.

The remainder of the game was a hard-fought defensive battle with the Martians having more than a few opportunities on net. It was the incredible goalkeeping of Eetu Masato that kept Aquitayne in the race, deflecting an incredible curling ball on target for the top right corner of the net from the foot of Martian striker Rohan Jowling in the 89th minute. Aquitaynian coach Matteus Frej called the game a "close won victory", stating that the team had much to work on going into their fourth game of the qualifiers against Patriotlandia. That game also proved to be a defensive struggle for the Aquitaynians, spending much of the first half in their own half of the pitch. The second half saw more offensive opportunities, but the stalwart defensive capabilities of the Patriotlandia centerbacks kept our strikers at bay.

Coach Frej called the double-header match day an overall success for the team, learning invaluable tactical knowledge on the styles and tactical methodology of the World Cup opponents. Unfortunately for Aquitayne, however, Patriotlandia and the MIR are likely to prove some of the easier opponents the side will be facing during the qualification process. The team picked up 4 points, still not having conceded a loss, which Frej credits to the defensive acumen of the veteran Aquitaynian defenders.

Match day 5 will see Aquitayne host 43rd ranked Saterun, who currently sits one place below Aquitayne in the group table at 6th. After, Aquitayne travel to Jerusalem to face the 74th world-ranked side, who currently sit one space above Aquitayne in the group table. It appears the squad will have their work cut out for them if they have intent to break through the middle of the group and into one of the top two qualifying positions. Coach Frej remains optimistic, and the squad members themselves are looking forward to the challenge of the next two match days.

Team captain, Eetu Masato, said "the entire team is energized and ready to prove ourselves against some of the best ranked teams in the world. Saterun and Jerusalem field great squads with players who perform at the highest domestic and international level. It will be an immense challenge to get our six points against them, but the squad is up for it and we believe in our chances to come out victorious." At a minimum, Aquitayne need one win to stay in the hunt behind the top two teams in Group 7 currently sitting at 10 points each. In a perfect world, if we can secure all 6 points, it will put us in a strong qualifying position going into the halfway mark of the qualification round.

The FA published the following roster as the preliminary choices for the upcoming fixutres:



Match Day 5 & 6 Squad Selection

No Pos Nat Name Age Club

1 GK Image Eetu MASATO (C) 28 Telora F.C.
24 LB Image Anders MATTIS 29 Casperos Old Boys
25 CB Image Christer GILLIS 25 Falklas United
9 CB Image Ulrik HENRIK 24 Telora F.C.
4 RB Image Henning MIKAEL 26 Newford F.C.
16 DM Image Ryoichi EDVIN 32 Atlium F.C.
20 DM Image Klaus OSKARI 28 Curus United
7 AM Image Erland ISAK 29 Casperos Old Boys
15 LW Image Torsten STEN 31 Freyport United
17 RW Image John HALLSTEIN 29 Newford F.C.
27 CF Image Kevin ELOF 23 FC Anglennir

14 GK Image Yukio TYKO 30 Atlium F.C.
28 GK Image Claus ANSGAR 22 Telora United
18 LB Image Oskari YUKIO 31 Espir City F.C.
2 LB Image Aaro HIDEMI 23 Curus United
23 CB Image Michi OLIVER 20 Cape Town United
6 CB Image Esben SHOHEI 21 Telora United
12 RB Image Matti DAN 33 Espir City F.C.
19 DM Image Casper LEEVI 28 Curus United
3 CM Image Vester NILS 19 Aqines United
13 CM Image Aleksanteri JOHAN 26 Itica F.C.
21 LW Image Sebastian TIITUS 23 Cape Town United
29 RW Image Diachi SAMUEL 27 FC Anglennir
26 RW Image Reima JOSTEIN 19 Telora F.C.
22 CF Image Matts SIMON 31 Helm F.C.

* Bold indicates starting 11 and bench selections.


Current Group 7 standings:

P  Group 7                              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Josifovo 4 3 1 0 17 8 +9 10
2 Sylestone 4 3 1 0 4 0 +4 10
3 The Ko-orenite Constellation 4 2 1 1 8 5 +3 7
4 Jeruselem 3 1 2 0 12 10 +2 5
5 Aquitayne 3 1 2 0 1 0 +1 5
6 Saterun 4 1 1 2 5 8 −3 4
7 Semarland 3 0 1 2 4 9 −5 1
8 Patriotlandia 4 0 1 3 2 9 −7 1
9 The Martian Independent Republic 3 0 0 3 0 4 −4 0

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Postby Zwangzug » Sun Aug 11, 2024 4:23 pm

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Zwangzug won their third qualifying match of the campaign, at home against Polar Islandstates. The two halves were mirrors of each other in that they both consisted of the home side outscoring the visiting Terns 2-1, but in other respects were completely incongruous. The first half was a tense, high-level affair you wouldn't have been surprised to see in the last thirty-two forty-eight, with both sides playing to their strengths and Zwangzug emerging with a narrow edge. The second was a chaotic, tumultuous mess. Fittingly, the hinge between these two was Polarian manager Federico Aalto calling for an "inversion" over the halftime break.

The current Polarian side features an attacking energy, with the triangle of Pallasmaa, Dementieva, and Braun ably switching from defense to midfield as needed and trying to push forward. Against this formation, Zwangzug were content to hang back and absorb the onslaught, with Jubilee McGraw, at home in Alden, patient in possession. Likewise, Jude McWaler is less of a finisher than clubmate Sofya Turmal-Hence, whom he replaced in the starting eleven, and did well in containing Sebastian Nylund. Zwangzug broke through in the fourteenth minute, when a Stephen Marcus shot hit the woodwork, only for Beppo Hegesa to show up just in time to smash in the rebound.

The Terns didn't lose heart, and continued to set a fast pace. In minute 27, it paid off, when Elvis Haugen (no relation to the iconic Kayla), who has been trying to make a name for himself, outmaneuvered Brian Spand-Maunk in the midfield, then laid off for Sebastian Nylund, who equalized. This was greeted with cheers from the few timid fans who had been granted permission to leave their homeland, compared to which (we assume) the bureaucracy of filling out a bajillion tedious but harmless forms on our side was a relief.

Spand-Maunk would get a chance to redeem himself in minute 43, by assisting his Ephesian teammate Marcus; against the pair from the capital, even vice-captain Odbjorn Ohm could offer no resistance. The video replay team took a while to conclude that Marcus was, narrowly, onsides. At halftime, Zwangzug's lead was narrow, but no less deserved.

After the half, Elmo Polland came on in replacement for Emmanuele Niemi. In combination, Aalto called for the "mirroring" tactics, which meant that instead of playing in Niemi's "number nine" position, Polland actually fell back to support Youssef Nijgaard while captain Pallasmaa flipped places with Nylund. Unfortunately for the visitors, Oscar was surly while Elmo was ebullient, and the combination completely failed to gel, allowing Ernst Guthnick-Wolf to tear through them for a goal in minute 52, his first with the national team. After the hour mark, things only got worse, as Jalmari Hagen conceded a penalty for a foul on Hegesa. Marcus stepped up to take it, and again he scored. A frustrated Haugen called Hagen out for non-U behavior, and Aalto's experiment in team harmony was devolving into discord. Quickly, he tried to lower the tone, reluctantly throwing on Jari-Andrej Coia to take a more defensive approach and limit the damage. It worked, sort of, as the Polarians didn't concede again the rest of the way. They even pulled one back, with Polland scoring in minute 84, but that had more to do with Eileen Gainsborough's embarrassing laziness in going after him than any accomplishments of his own; nevertheless, he celebrated as if he'd equalized and not just cut the deficit to two, to the cringing of the fans and an almost-as-anxious Aalto.

A whopping eleven minutes of stoppage time were added, in part to compensate for the Tern infighting and Polland's display. Marcus appeared to finish a hat trick in the fifth additional minute, but this time even the VAR team had to agree he was definitely offsides. When the whistle sounded, the local fans looked relieved to have come away with three points, but the performance of the nation known for such legends as van Sorensen, Küngas-Vaga, and Bjerregaard was perhaps something of an anticlimax. If this is what it means to be a True Valhallan, maybe the impostors would have been fine.

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Postby Kamijiro » Sun Aug 11, 2024 5:39 pm

Bolts of Lightning, Part Two: It Ain't Worth Dyin' Over!


Matchday three was a tough pill to swallow. Going away to West Barack and East Obama was never going to be easy, if their world ranking was any indicator. And when they got there, it was even more wild than expected. The players were met with a stadium that was next to a prison, surrounded by ten foot concrete walls and teams of snipers. That's when the Lightning found out that team sports were completely illegal in the country. And this country was well-known for its harsh judgements, including regular death sentences or life with hard labor. This fact immediately made everybody on the team a thousand times more nervous.

Michael Azevedo opened the torrent of nervous questions to Raiji Kagawa. "Are they gonna fuckin' shoot us?"
Saiichi Demizu chimed in after, "Like, we were invited here, sure, but aren't we gonna be breaking their laws?"
Darren Williams just remarked about how this football thing isn't worth dying over. Especially not with guns that big pointed at them.

Eventually, Raiji had heard enough and yelled: "SILENCE!" Then in a low tone, followed it up with "let me think, goddamn it."
A nervous silence fell over the dressing room. Nobody had ever seen Raiji look this concerned before, nor had they seen him at a loss for words. Normally, their manager was a man of quick wits and action, never needing more than a few seconds to formulate a plan. A skill he had learned in his days in the yakuza.

Finally, he said: "We'll put it to a vote. If you want to risk the law-breaking thing, raise your hand."

Just two hands raised - Katsu Fujiwara and Soji Kokubun. The rest of the team sat still.

"It's decided. I'll go speak with their manager. We're gonna forfeit the game and just go home. Darren's right. Football ain't worth dying over."

So Kagawa went to the home dressing room and found Buck Obamafinakis, the opposing head manager. After a brief handshake, Raiji stated his purpose for visiting their dressing room:

"My team is going to forfeit. I believe by international rules, that means you win two-nil by default. Sorry for wasting your time. We'll be going now."

And so that is how the Kamijiroans became a rare example of a team forfeiting a match in the World Cup. The team immediately headed back to the airport and flew home to Miraisaki International Airport. The plane ride was almost completely silent, a stunned silence that was only broken up with occasional coughs and maybe a "did that really just happen?" murmured aloud to nobody in particular. Of course, nobody wants to quit a match before it even begins, but the players were in no position mentally to play and the leading thought now is mostly that "we are lucky we aren't facing prison time."

Of course, this begs the question: "What about the Kamijiroan fans that travelled to West Barack and East Obama?"
The answer: the Kamijiroan travel safety agency didn't even open up travel to the country, so nobody could've even gone if they wanted to.

The lack of a game during matchday three meant the players had fresh legs for their fourth matchday against Carribia. They took advantage of this, winning by a score of two to nil to get their goal differential back into the positives. Soji Kokubun scored the first goal at the 38th minute, assisted by Saiichi Demizu off of a quickly-taken free kick. The second goal came in the middle stages of the second half, with Katsu Fujiwara scoring an outside the box goal off a sideways pass from Hiroya Kioka, who had subbed on for Nicácio Xavier.

After the final whistle, the Lightning had climbed back up to fourth in the group in the early stages. Definitely in the race for qualification.

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Les Jeux Sont Faits! Until next time.
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XANNERIA - 2
Burnes 65'
Jefferson Jr 90+2 (PK)

DELACLAVIA - 2
??? 40' 71'


XANNERIA - 3
D Hailey 16' 55'
Burnes 45+2'

HAKUSHIYA- 3
??? 34'
??? 71'
??? 82'
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Postby Milchama » Sun Aug 11, 2024 8:16 pm

"Well that went better"

"It sure did"

"Nice to get off the schnide with a victory"

"Just like Stevey"

"Who?"

"Stevey Schnide, great player"

"I have never heard of him, seems like he would be. Nominative Determinism would clearly mark him as one"

"Exactly"

"But we should probably talk about our actual players on the pitch"

"Who?"

"The players on the pitch"'

"Yes I want to talk about who"

"Who?"

"Exactly?"

"You want to talk about Exactly, he's not on the team"

"No, I want to talk about Who"

"Who?"

"Exactly"

"Ok, we did the bit, we're done here"

"Cool"

"So let's talk about Who"

"He's been fine"

"What?"

"Not the best, seems overawed"

"How?"

"Usually by talking but he's hasn't been great"

"What?"

"We already talked about him"

"Oh I Don't Know"

"He's been terrible"

"That's unfortunate"

"It really has been"

"But the games have also been bad"

"Yeah it's been weird after our dominant performance in the ARC, I figured our Arc was to beat everyone in our group but we've lost to the Arrosian teams"

"That's definitely not part of the arc"

"Yeah and that's not how it happened in the ARC"

"Exactly"

"So what's going on?"

"I have on idea but I blame Farfadillis"

"That works for me"

"It's always their fault"

"For what?"

"Exactly, it's their fault"

"Fair enough"

"So now we just need to beat them"

"And everybody else"

"Let's pray to Margaret"

"Ok, one sec"

"Say what I say and do what I do"

"''Ringa pakia!''
''Uma tiraha!''
''Turi whatia!''
''Hope whai ake!''
''Waewae takahia kia kino!''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru''
''Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā''
''Ā upane, ka upane''
''Whiti te rā, hī!''

"Now repeat after me!"

"Forini! Forini!"
"Finidi! Finidi!"
"George! George!"
"Oh Brother! Oh brother!"

*They strip and run around for 14 minutes*

"We pray the Margaret of SnubNose 38 and Random Number God that you may deliver us victory over all infidels that we face in international play"

"Sacrifice the Rubber Chicken!"

*Swoosh of an axe and the chicken is dead*

"Margaret we pray that you take this sacrifice of a rubber chicken in good faith and that by your deliverance Milchama does well in all international competitions"

"Come on You Warriors!"

"Let's Go Milchama!"
Milchama Sports achievements:
World Baseball Classic 23 Champion! Arrosia Regional Championship 2 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32), 1x ARC Champion, Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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