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Postby Arcturus Novus » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:50 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I remember The Cat-Tribes could post some pretty long posts.

I feel like an old woman every time I remember posters like that lmao
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:51 am

Arcturus Novus wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I remember The Cat-Tribes could post some pretty long posts.

I feel like an old woman every time I remember posters like that lmao


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Postby Kannap » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:54 am

Devionsa wrote:Just one individual post, not the whole thread. Does anyone know?


You'll just have to read every single post on the forums, count the character/word length of each one, and report back with us with an answer.
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:54 am

Kannap wrote:
Devionsa wrote:Just one individual post, not the whole thread. Does anyone know?


You'll just have to read every single post on the forums, count the character/word length of each one, and report back with us with an answer.

and Jolt.
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Postby Kannap » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:56 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You'll just have to read every single post on the forums, count the character/word length of each one, and report back with us with an answer.

and Jolt.


Let's assume, for Devionsa's sake, that the NS forums they're referring to are the forums we're currently inhabiting and exclude the Jolt forums.
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:57 am

Kannap wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:and Jolt.


Let's assume, for Devionsa's sake, that the NS forums they're referring to are the forums we're currently inhabiting and exclude the Jolt forums.

here's a tip, it's not a post in this thread.
check that off the list.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:32 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I remember The Cat-Tribes could post some pretty long posts.


Very good poster, but it was bad form to come into our pigsty and debate to near formal standards while we're trying to roll in the filth.
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Postby Elejamie » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:35 am

I remember doing a collaborative RP post with someone and, including all of the BBCode, it ended up being 9,225 words and 50,426 characters long. I would check how big it is without but I'm too lazy and a few of the keys on my laptop keyboard don't work (namely the backspace, enter, up and down arrows). As you could probably see, I had to split it up into three spoilers just to make it easier for those on mobile. Probably not THE biggest post on the site and in hindsight those horizontal lines breaking things up were kind of unnecessary since I could've reworded a few things to make it seem like a proper paragraph but oh well.
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Postby Punished UMN » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:37 am

Sundiata wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:This is one of the longest recent posts in General.

It looked even longer before I mod-intervened to insert the spoiler for the list of signatories. To feel the full impact of the original post, unspoiler the signature list.

That wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was expecting War and Peace level syntax.

At least War and Peace is entertaining and contains information instead of just a list of names no one cares about.
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Postby Mathuvan Union » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:39 am

Your message contains 76088 characters. The maximum number of allowed characters is 60000.



I DID IT!!!!
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Postby Nea Chora » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:44 am

this guy with an mlp flag used to make pretty long posts in the feminism thread, not sure if they were as long as that one from the Quran though.
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Postby Ko-oren » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:08 pm

Some of the domestic football league posts in NSS have hit the character limit and have been split into multiple posts. I personally haven't hit it, but some other heroes get there almost every season.
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Postby Cordel One » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:10 pm

The Archregimancy wrote:This is one of the longest recent posts in General.

It looked even longer before I mod-intervened to insert the spoiler for the list of signatories. To feel the full impact of the original post, unspoiler the signature list.

Why is this long, unnecessary list of names so funny to look at?
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Postby Neo Avenira » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:13 pm

Elejamie wrote:I remember doing a collaborative RP post with someone and, including all of the BBCode, it ended up being 9,225 words and 50,426 characters long. I would check how big it is without but I'm too lazy and a few of the keys on my laptop keyboard don't work (namely the backspace, enter, up and down arrows). As you could probably see, I had to split it up into three spoilers just to make it easier for those on mobile. Probably not THE biggest post on the site and in hindsight those horizontal lines breaking things up were kind of unnecessary since I could've reworded a few things to make it seem like a proper paragraph but oh well.

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:14 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I remember The Cat-Tribes could post some pretty long posts.


Very good poster, but it was bad form to come into our pigsty and debate to near formal standards while we're trying to roll in the filth.


That he indeed was.
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Postby Luziyca » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:48 pm

Sundiata wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Yeah. I tried to C+P the longest word (all 189,819 letters) a few times to post here, and the maximum character limit on these forums is 60,000. So the single longest post on these forums is probably exactly 60,000 characters, and I'm 100% sure that post is languishing in the mod locker.

That's so obnoxious.

That's because that is the full name of titin (Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine), which is involved in striated muscle formation, if my sources are right.

Though honestly, it was more to see if it'd hit the limit, and sure enough, it did.
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Postby -Astoria- » Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:56 pm

Luziyca wrote:
Sundiata wrote:That's so obnoxious.

That's because that is the full name of titin (Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine), which is involved in striated muscle formation, if my sources are right.

Though honestly, it was more to see if it'd hit the limit, and sure enough, it did.

Not to be confused with the full name of Tintin, of course.
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Postby The Black Forrest » Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I remember The Cat-Tribes could post some pretty long posts.


I was just going to suggest him. The amount of detail kept him from getting dinged....
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Postby Transjlwanja » Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:48 am

Cekoviu's statistical analyses in the Feminism thread viewtopic.php?f=20&t=487095&start=1050 & the RWDT (not gonna bother tracking that one down) are the longest I can think of, or at least they felt that way when I read them.
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Postby Kowani » Tue Dec 08, 2020 10:27 am

Transjlwanja wrote:Cekoviu's statistical analyses in the Feminism thread viewtopic.php?f=20&t=487095&start=1050 & the RWDT (not gonna bother tracking that one down) are the longest I can think of, or at least they felt that way when I read them.

Found the RWDT one
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Dec 08, 2020 10:31 am

Is it bad if I want to shamelessly plug one of my stuff? Err... maybe not. Maybe.

I remembered hitting 60k character limit before, so this was the cut version.

Also that post from The Sindhi Caliphate, holy wow...
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Postby Odreria » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:05 pm

There have been a number of entries in P2M that hit the character limit and had to be two posts.
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