Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Lillorainen]

From the Northumbrian Independence Thread:

Hello there,

I support our Northumbrian allies on the other side of the channel. If you ask who I am, then I am a proud Moravian separatist. Goal of me and my fellow Moravain separatists is to create a Duchy of Moravia independent from the Czech Republic (Czechs are fake Slavs who mixed with Germans, the Kingdom of Bohemia was basically a proto-nazi Germany).

Our organization made some polling to measure the popularity of our idea.

We asked five people: Franta, Honza, Čeněk, Vašek a Pavel.

Franta and Honza agreed completely, saying that "We have to stand up to the urban liberal elite in Prague."

Čeněk didn't know what Duchy means.

Vašek a Pavel were too drunk to answer.

This puts the polling results to 40% Yes and 60% Unsure. While this means our idea is not whole-heartedly supported by the majority of soon-to-be Moravians, it's a good start.

[Tinhampton]

The first Awesome/Funny NS Quotes of the new deca... wait, is it?

I think we're in agreement then: the twenties will run from 2020-2029. Since that's the naming scheme that everybody seems to use for decades, that's what I choose to celebrate.

I suppose technically, I could say that August 27th, 2014, 3:26 PM, was the beginning of a decade, a decade which would end August 27th, 2024, at 3:26 PM.

I've always believed that decades start with 0 and end with 9 since that would total 10 years and a decade means "10 years". But I was a product of the Alabama public school system so I could be horribly wrong.

[Farnhamia]

Dumb Ideologies wrote

This is a myth typically peddled by Jews, but I guess since the left tried to adopt Jesus as one of their mascots attacking Christ himself no longer works. Easier to attack the Apostles and Church fathers eh?

Peddled by Jews. Oookay...

Just like Israeli bicycles.

[Kowani]

The good done does not undo the bad done.

Have you considered that our national security apparatus may be evil?

[Nakena]

Imagine if the fly stayed loyal to the spider and just saluted while being eaten.

If the small spider works with the big spider, the big spider will support and teach the young spider. So that one day the young spider can become powerful. The young spider will also return the favor and the two can train still more spiders.

Together, they will run a united web and face off against other opponents while there is camaraderie, trust, and mutual support

[Neanderthaland]

If the small spider works with the big spider, the big spider will support and teach the young spider. So that one day the young spider can become powerful. The young spider will also return the favor and the two can train still more spiders.

Together, they will run a united web and face off against other opponents while there is camaraderie, trust, and mutual support

Someone want to tell him that spiders eat each other?

[North German Realm]

What would be a good name for a hypothetical political party founded by me? I'm serious.

The National Syndicalist Direct Action Party?

I don't think any explanation is really required.

[The Huskar Social Union]

So Hillary Clinton is now Chancellor of Queens University here in Belfast.


Well then, thats something.

What is the Queens University policy on emails?

[Jolthig]

Kowani's signature.

[Big Jim P]

Merry post Christmas

What’s the difference between catholic and Eastern Orthodox?

Eastern Orthodox Christians are witty, intelligent, debonair, urbane, and naturally smell of incense.

Roman Catholic Christians, in contrast, are; they're.... Well let's just say it's alright to pray for them; we understand their jealousy. They're only human, after all.

[Auze]

Kowani's signature.

For future reference:

If an area was ours for 500 years and yours for 50 years, it should belong to us – you are merely occupiers.
If an area was yours for 500 years and ours for 50 years, it should belong to us – borders must not be changed.
If an area belonged to us 500 years ago but never since then, it should belong to us – it is the cradle of our nation.
If a majority of our people live there, it must belong to us – they must enjoy the right of self-determination.
If a minority of our people live there, it must belong to us – they must be protected against your oppression.
All of the above rules apply to us, but not to you.
Our dream of greatness is historical necessity, yours is fascism.

Basically the motto of Turkey

[Shofercia]

Kowani's signature.

That is an epic sig:

If an area was ours for 500 years and yours for 50 years, it should belong to us – you are merely occupiers.
If an area was yours for 500 years and ours for 50 years, it should belong to us – borders must not be changed.
If an area belonged to us 500 years ago but never since then, it should belong to us – it is the cradle of our nation.
If a majority of our people live there, it must belong to us – they must enjoy the right of self-determination.
If a minority of our people live there, it must belong to us – they must be protected against your oppression.
All of the above rules apply to us, but not to you.
Our dream of greatness is historical necessity, yours is fascism.

[Xuloqoia]

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Sorry for nuking the thread everyone

Not the first time somebody named Bear Stearns has nuked something valuable and caused a crisis :^)))))

[Katganistan]

Eastern Orthodox Christians are witty, intelligent, debonair, urbane, and naturally smell of incense.

Roman Catholic Christians, in contrast, are; they're.... Well let's just say it's alright to pray for them; we understand their jealousy. They're only human, after all.

[Kowani]

So Trump is doing what he was elected to do?
Good for him.

If a guy is elected on a pro fucking children platform, I'm not gonna give him a pat on the back when he starts fucking children.

[Neu California]

does whole milk come from warren cows

I talk so much politics that my autocorrect changed Brown to Biden.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, fuck me.

[Nakena]

UMN isn't left wing or right wing, he broke free of the political spectrum and ascended into the Based Dimension.

[Xuloqoia]

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Because most people who have lived in the timespan that humans have existed, and even those who are staunchly atheists with any number of obscure beliefs, know that rape is a horrible, dehumanizing experience. You speak the words of someone who has never actually witnessed someone suffering, and who uses sophistry to cover the fact that they effectively hate the world and hate women. Your words make Ayn Rand herself shrivel and cry in her grave. pe victims don’t matter, you will never, ever have the high ground on this website ever again. You can never, ever claim to be an intellectual, unless you somehow ascribe to the philosophies of Kinsey or de Sade.

[Tinhampton]

Blaat, on the election of the new Omani sultan:

So only male members of the royal family are eligible?

Makes sense, the country is called Oman, not Owoman.

Though I personally prefer Opeople.

[Diarcesia]

Sykes-Picot? More like Sike, we're declaring war on all of the Middle East- Picot!

Start as a part of an international organization and later declare war on more than half of the countries in Africa and the Middle East.

Reward: A sliced-up cake

[Xuloqoia]

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Ngl if I was dead and my kid later in life said that there would be nothing morally wrong with myself being raped in front of their eyes, death would be one hell of a boon to spare myself from living to see my own kid become that horrendous.

[Cupofchar]

From- Rename the rl nation

San Marino

Italn't

[Satuga]

I don’t like democracy. It’s messy, disorderly, unclean.

I much prefer uniforms, soldiers, clear lines of authority, order.

They're being serious btw

[Nakena]

What's your supporting data?

For you?

None. I will never give you any data period.

[Tinhampton]

From the ongoing discussion about the unofficial Blacklist in Gameplay:

I'll be awfully triggered if I'm not on a list somewhere.

List of NationStates nations in alphabetical order.