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What would your crew position be?

Cast Member
24
35%
Director
4
6%
Editor
3
4%
Writer
16
23%
Executive Producer
3
4%
Director of Photography
4
6%
Production Designer
1
1%
Costume Designer
2
3%
Casting Director
4
6%
Songwriter
8
12%
 
Total votes : 69

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Postby Ammar » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:26 pm

I would like to be a casting director please.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:26 pm

Jusitopia wrote::palm: Please stop goofing around and think up a GOOD plot! >:( I'm really getting annoyed right now and want to make a good movie!

Did you even read my post?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:26 pm

The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Jusitopia wrote::palm: Please stop goofing around and think up a GOOD plot! >:( I'm really getting annoyed right now and want to make a good movie!

Did you even read my post?


Yeah, I was going to link it to him but meh...
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:32 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:Did you even read my post?


Yeah, I was going to link it to him but meh...

Every time I am linked, Jesus forgives a sin.

Unless you hate Jesus, but I'm not trying to pressure you.
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The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:Ironic ain't it, now there really IS 47% of the country that feels like victims.

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:37 pm

The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Yeah, I was going to link it to him but meh...

Every time I am linked, Jesus forgives a sin.

Unless you hate Jesus, but I'm not trying to pressure you.


We've agreed to see other people. But we do speak, from time to time, especially during Happy Hour.

Now that you mention Jesus, putting some religious persecution in the plot could spice things up.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:38 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:Every time I am linked, Jesus forgives a sin.

Unless you hate Jesus, but I'm not trying to pressure you.

We've agreed to see other people. But we do speak, from time to time, especially during Happy Hour.

Now that you mention Jesus, putting some religious persecution in the plot could spice things up.

Abortion debate? Evolution debate? The latter often comes with "ZOMG, WE IS BEING PERSECUTED BY HEATHENS11!!!111"
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:38 pm

The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Jusitopia wrote::palm: Please stop goofing around and think up a GOOD plot! >:( I'm really getting annoyed right now and want to make a good movie!

Did you even read my post?

You want to make a good movie. You want to make a movie about NationStates. Now I know that your proud product is probably going to end up on YouTube, where it will undoubtedly harvest a stormflood of interesting YouTube user comments, but you're trying to unite two contradicting principles here. A movie based on NationStates simply cannot be a good movie. It may be hilarious, it may be a shameless schlockfest, it may bring forth the awakening of the Ancient Ones, but it's not going to be any good if you actually stay true to the source material. Mind you, I'm not trying to discourage you... I am trying to throw a bit of realism in the mix. If you play your cards right, you could make the ultimate B-movie!

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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:39 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:We've agreed to see other people. But we do speak, from time to time, especially during Happy Hour.

Now that you mention Jesus, putting some religious persecution in the plot could spice things up.

Abortion debate? Evolution debate? The latter often comes with "ZOMG, WE IS BEING PERSECUTED BY HEATHENS11!!!111"

The plot is an abortion, so we've covered that angle.
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The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:Ironic ain't it, now there really IS 47% of the country that feels like victims.

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Postby Costa Alegria » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:40 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Costa Alegria wrote:
He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.


I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini. :blink:


Clearly you haven't seen drunk Australians. Or drunk New Zealanders for that matter.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:40 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:We've agreed to see other people. But we do speak, from time to time, especially during Happy Hour.

Now that you mention Jesus, putting some religious persecution in the plot could spice things up.

Abortion debate? Evolution debate? The latter often comes with "ZOMG, WE IS BEING PERSECUTED BY HEATHENS11!!!111"


He said it best. :lol2:
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Abortion debate? Evolution debate? The latter often comes with "ZOMG, WE IS BEING PERSECUTED BY HEATHENS11!!!111"

The plot is an abortion, so we've covered that angle.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:41 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Abortion debate? Evolution debate? The latter often comes with "ZOMG, WE IS BEING PERSECUTED BY HEATHENS11!!!111"

He said it best. :lol2:
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:The plot is an abortion, so we've covered that angle.

:lol2: Good point.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:43 pm

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:44 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:o/~My Little Nations, My Little Nations
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Nations!)
I used to wonder what Nationstates could be
Until you all shared the forums with me
Misadventure!
Tons of chat!
Beautiful posts
Both short and long
Sharing tacos
It's an easy feat
And moderation makes it all complete!
Oh, My Little Nations
Did you know this thread belongs somewhere else?~/o
*tows to A&F*

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Ok Reppy, you fucking win! :lol2:
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:45 pm

Ok, so Spielberg for director, because he's Jesus now.
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The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:Ironic ain't it, now there really IS 47% of the country that feels like victims.

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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:49 pm

I have to make a cameo.

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:50 pm

We can have Miramax as the studio.

I'll try to approach this seriously (this be my serious face --> ._.).

Director: Spielberg
Producer: Tim Burton (because NS has a huge weird factor to it)
Casting: Susie Figgis because that's the only name that came to mind
Music composer: Either Danny Elfman or Carter Burwell. Fuck John Williams.
Starring: ????
Plot: What The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace said, but add some religious persecution, Moderation intrigue and jokes, lots of jokes with the appearance of ponies somewhere because Brony Community represent!
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:52 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:o/~My Little Nations, My Little Nations
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Nations!)
I used to wonder what Nationstates could be
Until you all shared the forums with me
Misadventure!
Tons of chat!
Beautiful posts
Both short and long
Sharing tacos
It's an easy feat
And moderation makes it all complete!
Oh, My Little Nations
Did you know this thread belongs somewhere else?~/o
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:rofl: Can we make this the theme song? Pretty please?
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Postby Tiltjuice » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:52 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:We can have Miramax as the studio.

I'll try to approach this seriously (this be my serious face --> ._.).

Director: Spielberg
Producer: Tim Burton (because NS has a huge weird factor to it)
Casting: Susie Figgis because that's the only name that came to mind
Music composer: Either Danny Elfman or Carter Burwell. Fuck John Williams.
Starring: ????
Plot: What The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace said, but add some religious persecution, Moderation intrigue and jokes, lots of jokes with the appearance of ponies somewhere because Brony Community represent!


How about Lalo Schifrin for music?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:55 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:We can have Miramax as the studio.

I'll try to approach this seriously (this be my serious face --> ._.).

Director: Spielberg
Producer: Tim Burton (because NS has a huge weird factor to it)
Casting: Susie Figgis because that's the only name that came to mind
Music composer: Either Danny Elfman or Carter Burwell. Fuck John Williams.
Starring: ????
Plot: What The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace said, but add some religious persecution, Moderation intrigue and jokes, lots of jokes with the appearance of ponies somewhere because Brony Community represent!


How about Lalo Schifrin for music?


Never heard of him but sure.

Just don't cast J. Lo or Ben Affleck for the leads. Or Tom Cruise, unless Scientology is going to make an appearance in this.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:
How about Lalo Schifrin for music?


Never heard of him but sure.

Just don't cast J. Lo or Ben Affleck for the leads. Or Tom Cruise, unless Scientology is going to make an appearance in this.


...*turns into a grammatical panda*
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Postby Tmutarakhan » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:56 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:There should be some mention of the following:

-Bastard Mods
-Cats
-Penguins
-Walruses

Also, bonobos.
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Postby Rio Cana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:57 pm

You sure about it being a musical. I thought musical went out in the last century. :lol:

You could start the musical with this song which shows my tank forces. :clap:

Start the projector - :lol:

Clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLeffEsOqlY


Now thats a cut. :lol:
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:57 pm

Tmutarakhan wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:There should be some mention of the following:

-Bastard Mods
-Cats
-Penguins
-Walruses

Also, bonobos.

Don't forget Carthage. That'd be a good scene for fire and explosions!
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:58 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Tmutarakhan wrote:Also, bonobos.

Don't forget Carthage. That'd be a good scene for fire and explosions!

We need plenty of DEATings of random trolls. Bloody gory DEATings.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:58 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Tmutarakhan wrote:Also, bonobos.

Don't forget Carthage. That'd be a good scene for fire and explosions!

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