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New Title: Passive, or Aggressive?
Description:
@@NAME@@ under-performed during recent military exercises with allies due to lack of standardized attacking procedure and subsequent lack of efficiency.
Choice 1:
Across the bar where you and various military leaders have decided to meet, a sniper from one of the allied militaries delineates: "Aye, so I told tha' bloody rascal, 'I could shoot ya head clean off yer shoulders blootered as I am from far 'way if ya dont believe me.’”
He belches drunkenly and continues, "Oi, @@LEADER@@, why dont we train em soldiers o' yers ta' shoot straight like I can, and give em all proper battle rifles? That way tha enemy can't hit ye, cause yer too far away!"
Outcome:
Drunk @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers have been trained to shoot the enemy's head off from far away.
Choice 2:
As @@HE@@ completely inhales @@HIS@@ dinner, General @@RANDOMNAME@@ states, rather loudly, "BAH! Nonsense, we need production! More soldiers, tanks, planes, numbers! To hell with losses if we have boatloads of reinforcements! With our numbers, nothing shall stop us!"
Outcome:
Wars with @@NAME@@ make great business for body bag companies.
Choice 3:
"Why I agree," United Federation machine gunner and gun-nut @@RANDOMNAME@@ speaks up, eating particularly large barbecue rib eye steak. "Course y'all should be more aggressive. But let's be reasonable here, you can't put yer fine soldiers' lives at stake! I suggest y'all start usin' more a gun, no need for bigger numbers, no need to risk nobody's lives. Just keep them bullets flyin', their heads duckin', and @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ boots movin'. Firepower's the way to go!"
Outcome:
Firing shots at @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soldiers will usually result in a hundred more shots back.
Choice 4:
@@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a mother of an active duty soldier, says "Oh dear! My poor Billy is out there on the battlefield, and I'm so worried about him!" she weeps, as she eats from a carton of ice cream. "Please, @@LEADER@@, just let them call for help when things get too rough!"
Outcome:
Soldiers tend to do less attacking, and more calls back to base.