[title] Big Boom at University of @@CAPITAL@@
[desc]A controlled explosion has been carried out on a suspicious package which was found in the mailroom at University of @@CAPITAL@@, @@NAME@@’s Police Department said. Multiple generations of @@DENONYM@@ have showed up at your doorstep.
[option] The well known Chairman of the University of @@NAME@@ sprints in and screams: “This is serious breach to our security!! Oh dear @@LEADER@@, we want to beef up our security, but we don’t have the money. Give us, oh maybe a few hundred million, and we’ll fix this before you can say @@SLOGAN@@.”
[effect] Forgetting your ID card to get into school every morning can get you framed as a terrorist.
[option] “What? Government spending? Shouldn’t the school sort this out itself?” snaps Soffía Wang, renowned writer of the book “Who needs a budget?”. “This happened to a private school which charges at least 29753 @@CURRENCY@@ a semester; and not to the central government. Leader, this is not your problem.”
[effect] Bullet proof vests for every student are at least 85% of every school budget.
[option] “You know, maybe this explosives aren't that bad.” whispers a shadowy figure who appeared right next to you. He hands you a package that reads “NOT SUSPICIOUS” and whispers “I send the package, but it was meant as a test for my new bomb idea. If you endorse me, I’ll supply you with a new sort of bomb.
[effect] Bombers are dismissed of their charges after claiming “Good Science-Man laws.”