Title: Scan & Secure
Description: After high school student @@randomname@@ was spotted with a 9MM Pistol by a fellow classmate, many started to question whether metal detectors should be utilized in public schools.
Validity: Charter and Private Schools must exist, Gun use must be legal to civilians, and Firearm use among minors is forbidden
Option 1: "Ha! I mean....I hope nobody got hurt or anything, but I totally called it," muses the Head of the @@demonymadjective@@ Board of Public School Safety, with a smug lift of @@his@@ eyebrow. "I mean, how many times do we have to hear about some kid sneaking a firearm into schools before we actually do something about it? It's like no one values safety anymore. But, I get it. Some people think metal detectors are expensive. Pfft, What price can you put on safety, my dear @@leader@@? Plus, think about all the cool sound effects the metal detectors make. Who doesn't love that?"
Effect: students are forced to strip down at the slightest buzz
Option 2: "Wait a sec, so only those attending public schools get a shot at going through metal detectors?" questions @@randomname@@, a concerned parent oddly scanning your office. "That's just cruel and unusual punishment for everyone else! Why not mandate detectors for every school, especially the fancy-schmancy private ones? Hey, while you're at it, why not make the teachers go through them too? Can't risk any weapons sneaking in, right? I mean, my kid is already wearing a bulletproof vest, so better safe than sorry!" @@he@@ states with a suspiciously L-shaped object poking out of @@his@@ kid's bag.
Effect: students and school employees everywhere are subjected to intense scrutiny of even the slightest metal
Option 3: "Oh my god! I'm so done with these stories of gun violence!" exclaims @@randomname@@, a vocal anti-gun advocate. "Why do civilians even need guns? If we just ban them, we won't need metal detectors at schools." @@he@@ says, while dramatically hanging an anti-gun poster on your office wall, accidentally knocking over a potted plant. "Oops. But seriously, let's make @@name@@ gun-free... and plant-friendly too."
Effect: all gun-owning residents are required to have their handy dandy atomic blaster confiscated
Validity: Smoking must be legal
Option 4a: As @@randommalename@@ chomped on his cigar and blasted a rogue bottle on your desk, he quipped, "Guns? Pfft! I had a whole arsenal of those bad boys back in my day. Believe me, if anyone knows the value of being heavily armed, it's yours truly." He paused for a thoughtful moment, then continued with a grin, "And let's be honest, as long as those kids ain't starting a full-blown War, why not let 'em play with their metal toys?"
Effect: school fights turn into deadly shoot-outs
Validity: Smoking is illegal
Option 4b: As @@randommalename@@ chomped on his toothpick and blasted a rogue bottle on your desk, he quipped, "Guns? Pfft! I had a whole arsenal of those bad boys back in my day. Believe me, if anyone knows the value of being heavily armed, it's yours truly." He paused for a thoughtful moment, then continued with a grin, "And let's be honest, as long as those kids ain't starting a full-blown War, why not let 'em play with their metal toys?"
Effect: school fights turn into deadly shoot-outs