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Postby Savojarna » Thu May 17, 2018 2:30 am

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The History of Savojarna in the 11th century: The Emperor's Wrath


The Empire's biggest fleet
As we said in the last episode, the major 1072 raid of Emperor Jon II. was among other things an attempt to draw Kjetil I. Sydjarl closer to the Imperial Throne. This closer bond came about after the raid when Jon laudated Kjetil's war effort and recognised him officially as the Jarl by allowing marriage of his son Crown Prince Halldor Jonsson to Kjetil's daughter Gunnhildr. Following this alliance in early 1073 and the signature of the Treaty of Valdhavn in late 1072, allying Sydjarl and Vesterkustslän against Bjärga and changing the southern power structure, the interior problems of the Empire were mostly alleviated. Thus, the Emperor laid his eyes outside again. In April 1073, he proclaims: "We have been wronged the past year, and Pawlograd has dared to challenge the power of Odin's own men. They claimed that our Gods are wrong, they have killed many of our good men and they do no longer trade with us. They shall be punished, and therefore we order all the Kings, Jarls and the smallest ruler of the realm to assemble under Odin's Banner to sail south with us".

In large numbers, the Empire followed. The fleet that assembled in the bay off Valdhavn was universally described as the largest fleet in the history of the Ejanan Empire. The Imperial Chronicles describe it as follows: "As the ships assembled to leave bay, they did so half a mile outside the bay of Valdhavn, so large was the fleet. It was led by the Emperor Himself, whose flagship Sleipnir towered above the whole fleet. Around him stood the fleet of Storevik under Admiral Helgi Thorleifsson, who had crushed Jaromirgrad two years before. The vanguard was led by sons of Valdhavn, Grentvig's banners flying in the wind as their commander, a man named Ardvidr, let the horns blow for the leave. He was followed by the Emperor's men in the center, Sydjarls fleet under Kjetil's son Thorbjörn on the left side and the massive fleet of Jarnstad on the right, the grey banner of King Hjalmar III. raised on its ships. The rearguard was manned by the smaller allies, with Gudbrandr of Landsmark in the lead. The Kings and Jarls of the Empire all assembled on the Sleipnir to form Jon's war council, and left the commands to their best men".

While the amount of ships - the Imperial Chronicles name 237 ships, the Chronicles of Grentvig "about 190" - is generally viewed as exaggerated, it was for sure the biggest fleet the Empire had ever assembled. In some smaller realms, the chronicles and records note that they were lacking men to sow the fields as they had joined the Emperor's fleet. Thorsborg had no navy to speak of, but provided 1500 mercenaries on the ships of the Emperor, who traditionally had a big navy and a small land force. As the spring storms died down, this massive fleet set sail towards Pawlograd on the 3rd of May 1074, to be joined by a small but well trained land force from the loyal Novyetsk. We can reconstruct that past fleets often took a bit short of a week to reach Pawlograd with their speed in the 11th century. This massive fleet is recorded to have taken a whole two weeks. When it landed, it set anchor outside the city and sent in a messenger, who demanded near-impossible terms, with the massive fleet visible outside the port.

Pawlograd Must Fall
Historians speculate about this wait, as it must have been clear to the Emperor's strategists that the terms demanded from Pawlograd were near impossible. Pawlograd had been routinely looted and been traded with, and the Empire had a rough idea how rich the city must have been. In the waiting time the Pawlograders could - and did - send to St. Andrei and Jaromirgrad as well as the smaller surrounding cities to call for aid. While Jaromirgrad sent only few soldiers, in fear to be attacked again later on; St. Andrei knew what a fall of Pawlograd would mean. The Chronicles say: "His Highness Iosef III. sent his entire infantry force to throw back the Zavoyari in Pawlograd. This was the site where God had saved their lives two years before, and He would save them again, His Highness said in the war mass. He only kept back the Andrite Cavalry and the Tovorskites, and the Guard to man the walls of St. Andrei".

Today, we assume mostly that the time was needed for the reinforcements from Novyetsk to arrive. Soon after, the attack began. Commander Helgi Thorleifsson noted: "Once the messenger returned, the War Council started convening again for a day. Then, the fleet split in three. The Grentvigers and the mighty Imperial Battleships set out to destroy the fleet of the enemy, and I led them on together with Arvidr Halldorsson. While we crushed their fleet with our brave men, the Emperor led his men together with the Sydjarler and the Jarnstader onto the Northern horn of the bay, to lead the main attack onto the Castle. In the South, the rearguard landed to enclose Pawlograd. From the back, the force from Novyetsk pounded into the weak underbelly of the city. Pawlograd was strapped for forces, and its army was assembled hastily. They tried to retreat to the Castle, but they had not expected our force. We entered the city on the afternoon, and did not leave it for three other days".

The raiding of the city
In this time, Pawlograd was ruthlessly raided. For the first time, the Empire subjugated an entire major city. An Andrite priest observed the sacking and reported to Iosef III.: "They assembled the noblemen and the Church in the Castle. The Prince's family was put to the sword, except for his unmarried daughters and grand-daughters who were taken as wives by the commanders and officers. The Prince himself was slain in duel, given the chance to spare his life. But they had made him, a man of over sixty years, to duel against a giant with fiery hair and iron armour (Imperial sources suggest it was Prince Bjarni, the second son of the Emperor). The fight of Prince Vladimir was heartbreaking. The old man had asked to get dressed for the fight, and he was allowed that, to return in a poor man's garb. He laid down all his insignia and kneeled down, praying to God to not spare him as a Prince, but as a noble and God-fearing man. The Zavoyari devil laughed and tossed him a sword, touting him to fight. But Vladimir continued his prayer until a Zavoyari commander told his soldier to struck him down, and the Devil obliged".

After the death of the Pawlograder rulers and the punishment of the city, they installed a new ruler. This ruler was a highly interesting man, a Russican nobleman from Novyetsk called Jaroslav. He was a minor nobleman before the conquest of Novyetsk two years earlier, but he had been elevated into higher positions by the new rulers and had married a woman of a lesser family from Vesterkustslän. While his claim to the Pawlograder throne was flimsy, the conquerors attempted to keep a veneer of legitimacy by claiming a connection to the ruling family of Pawlograd two generations back and by having the surviving noblemen of the city elect him to the throne. Jaroslav ruled the city for the years to come, but often had to rely on imperial help, which was a factor in the later formal conquest of Pawlograd: As the city was increasingly hard to govern, direct rule was eventually established in the 12th century after uprisers had overthrown one of Jaroslav's sons.

An interesting factor was that the conquerors - in line with Savojar warrior spirit - are described as having let fleeing soldiers and civilians pass. The Chronicles of St. Andrei quote a commander who gave his account to Iosef III.: "What surprised us most was that these fierce warriors seemed uninterested in killing their enemies. They were horrible to all those who left, defaced the churches and killed all the rulers who had fought against them and did not submit. But they did not fight fleeing soldiers. I had left the city together with my men to return to His Highness, for if Pawlograd was to fall we ourselves would be in danger and every man was needed on God's Side to defend the seat of His Highness. The Zavoyari had been in vision, and they could easily have ambushed the streets. But they had let us pass as we were riding towards St. Andrei, not attacking a single soldier who left the city without drawing his arms". Indeed, until today Savojar religion and ethics consider it the height of cowardice to attack an enemy that has surrendered a fight. One cannot help but be awed by how this commander, who had seen these men slaughtering his soldiers and his countrymen and pillage a major city, sounds almost respectful in his surprise of this attitude.

The fleeing soldiers would be confronted another day. With Pawlograd fallen, the way was now open for this giant force to proceed to the glory of Russica, the giant city at the end of the river: the spiritual centre of St. Andrei. Having seen the Andrite soldiers defend Jaromirgrad and Pawlograd two years earlier, St. Andrei had become a symbol for incredible riches, gold and silver galore in its big churches and cathedrals. This city now laid open before the force, with its "guardian angel", the walls and bay of Pawlograd, having fallen to the Imperial army. As Iosef III. assembled the rests of his army who had not fallen at Pawlograd, the Jarls and Kings debated whether to take this city. On the 28th of May, the biggest fleet in history moved up towards inland Russica for the first time.
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Postby New Gazi » Thu May 17, 2018 8:38 am

Vannish Celebrities Tune Into Gazilian Football

It was no secret that New Gazi National FC drew a lot of attention from within the Vannish Empire. New Gazi is not technically a part of the Empire, but is allied with it. That doesn't stop Vangazi from tuning in to watch Gazilian footballers. Even Vangaziland's own football team couldn't stop that from happening. FC Vang put up an admittedly weak effort in this season of the World Cup. They seemed uninspired, never quite working into their offense. Their defense had an issue clearing the ball.

New Gazi has also not been playing its best football, falling to third in a group where they were ranked 2nd. Still, New Gazi represents the best football with ties to the Empire. There were also people born in Vangaziland playing a prominent role on the African team. Carmen Jarlsdottir has been playing a prime role on the offense for her passing skills. Before her arrival, Imari Lefisse drew Vannish fans to the Cannoneers.

This inspired one Gazilian magazine to interview various Vannish celebrities and see their take on football in New Gazi. The interview which features most prominently is with Prince Fritjof Vang. The Vannish heir to the largely ceremonial throne made controversy with Vangaziland's footballers after purchasing Indian club team FC Bakati North not long ago. Many wanted to see him invest in a Vannish club and make it international quality.

Fritz was asked who his favorite Cannoneer was. "I'd have to go with Amare Contee", said the Prince. "He's a savvy vet with a heavy foot. He's tall and has a strong presence in the center of the field. Of course I do like what Jarlsdottir brings to the pitch. It's her technical skill which lets her play at this level. She's basically a freestyler, though she avoids that sort of game."

Fritz was asked what it meant for him to root for New Gazi as a Vannish citizen. "Many of us have ties to New Gazi. Ancestrally. Spiritually. It's good to see our homeland play on increasingly higher and higher levels. They took a run at the last Cup of Harmony. With the right effort they could challenge top teams in proper stages."

Another prominent Vannish celebrity was World Grand Prix Championship driver Jessica Franssen. She's the daughter of a driver of fame during the 1970s and 1980s. Jessica has carved a name out for herself racing on the international circuit, known for her consistency and fighting spirit.

Her player of choice was Carmen Jarlsdottir. "Carmen is another strong female role model. She does a lot of work with her charities, in both countries. She's also great on the field. She might not be the team's top scorer, but without her, New Gazi wouldn't be in the hunt for qualification."

Jessica had criticism for New Gazi's defense. "Ibori is looking long in the tooth, if I'm to be honest. He still shows promise, but he may have crossed that turning point in his career. It may be time to bring in more new backs." The Cannoneers brought in Demba Ngum at CB and moved Lafi Jawo up from the bench to change things up for the year. When pushed for a reason, she added, "This new lineup just doesn't coordinate well with each other in clutch moments."

She spoke of the recent poor performance against Eastfield Lodge. Offense had it's own difficulties. Jess seemed to feel defense could have done more to win that match. "One goal was there for New Gazi. It was up to defense to step up on their side of the pitch. They just didn't look coordinated." Of course, one could argue a bigger reason for the loss was the failure to control possession. New Gazi would have to control the clock and manage the field better to take Match 2.

International fighter Linda Henshmen also gave her opinion. She started her international fighting career in a unisex boxing tournament. She currently holds the title in the welterweight division of the Multiverse Fighting Championships. "I've seen more of a spark in their play recently", said the fighter. "If this hustle can turn into more goals or better defense, New Gazi might have a chance. Thing is, they've fallen into a hole. They'll have to play out of it. A 1-nil deficit isn't the worst situation to be in. I have faith they can do it."

With the game moving to Eastfield Lodge, the city of Khona is looking to capitalize on the game with their casinos. Sports betting is big in the desert town. The odds are close for New Gazi to advance. They are the higher ranked team, though lower seeded. It seems many Gazilians are taking the bet. Only time will tell if this late season push will be enough for New Gazi National FC.

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Postby 95X » Thu May 17, 2018 12:02 pm

The Origin of Britny Sierra, Part Three

95X Year 74, before the domestic league seasons.

Now thirty years old, Britny Sierra was still high-on-life even though her hopes and dreams were crushed several times. She could still infiltrate groups of people a decade younger without any of them knowing unless someone asked her age. She had been dating a former next-door neighbor for about four years and was getting ready to meet him for an early morning coffee before work. They were still merely dating as he was busy with his job and Britny isn't the type to ask for a more serious commitment.

At a small table in the corner, they were seated across from each other.

"I'm being promoted to a senior-level position at company headquarters in Cascadia," he said. "I'll be moving in the next few days."

"I'm sorry to hear that," Britny replied while the two were momentarily lost in each others eyes.

That's when he pulled out a box and opened it. Inside is a very expensive ring with a large greenish diamond that matches Britny's eyes.

"I'd like you to come with me," he asked. "Britny, will you marry me?"

Her heart sank and she looked down at the table.

"No."

They sat in awkward silence for a few moments. Typical slow coffee shop music played in the background. The two collected their thoughts but Britny was the first to have the courage to speak.

"Walter, good luck on your new job. But I want my life to be an adventure. As much as I like you, I wouldn't be happy settling down with you."

The mood was gone for both of them. It was like two strangers sitting at a small table.

Britny got up and said goodbye to him the final time and headed to work, where she ran into Jason Ninetyfivex in the elevator.

"Hi," she forced out of her mouth.

"Is something wrong?" Ninetyfivex asked. He'd seen this side of her before.

"I had to dump my boyfriend this morning," Britny explained. "He wanted me to move to Cascadia with him and get married."

She giggled slightly, which quickly turned to crying. When they reached the floor housing SC Oceanside's offices, she ran to the restroom and grabbed some paper towels as things started to set in.

She overheard Xi Foureleven say "How dare you" and "compete" through the wall. Something very wrong was going on.

She opened the restroom door to find Foureleven having an argument with Ninetyfivex. Not wanting to get caught in the crosshairs she let the door close and eavesdropped on the conversation.

"This wasn't my idea, either," Ninetyfivex said in his defense. "I was approached by people with deep-pockets that wanted to see this happen."

"First my associate membership with the CISA is unanimously refused, then they announce the Oceanside-based club will compete with mine, then I find out you are behind Transit Authority SC that will also compete against me in the same league! Get out of here and never come back!"
The next morning, Jason Ninetyfivex cleaned out the small, sparsely-furnished Oceanside studio apartment he rented so the fact he's an out-of-character self-insert isn't as obvious. There's a knock on the door. It's Britny, dressed in cute yet almost knee-length shorts and a mint green tank top. She carried some bags up a flight of stairs with her as if ready to travel.

"Wow, you live here?" she giggled as she asked.

"Well, I used to," Ninetyfivex replied, surprised to see Britny but unsure of her intentions.

She giggled again, as if it replaced language as her initial response in conversation.

Ninetyfivex followed up with, "um, why are you here?"

"Well, when Xi Foureleven fired you, I quit," she replied. "You hired me, not her. I want to come with you to Pacific City."

Ninetyfivex was unamused. He thought Britny was acting in the moment without thinking rationally.

"I wasn't going to take anyone from SC Oceanside's office with me," Ninetyfivex replied, changing the subject from business to geography when he considered who he was dealing with, "besides, there are no oceans anywhere near Pacific City. And I thought you lived here in Oceanside."

Britny continued to insist she was ready to travel, and on leaving with him: "It just makes trips to the beach even more special! And I just sold my apartment, furnished! They were just things anyway, I can get more later!"

Ninetyfivex pouted a bit as he reconsidered. He knew Britny's interests weren't romantic after what previously happened between them. She wasn't the type to have a hidden agenda, either.

"The only thing I don't understand is what's with this 'RL Theory' thing?" Britny questioned.

This was his chance, so he told her the truth.

"Well, you don't exist," he stated without hesitation. "95X is just a simulation inside an online computer game."

Britny's eyes widened in surprise before they shut as a brain that knows it does not exist cannot function. Her body fell to the carpeted floor as it twitched and convulsed. Out of respect for her and the situation, Ninetyfivex backed up out of reach as he picked up a tablet from a nearby desk. He could call for a medic, as expensive as they run in 95X, but looked at the tablet screen and reconsidered. Sure, in-character doctors could connect Britny's body to computers that would keep it alive and possibly allow rudimentary interaction with it by typing conversations into a keyboard and waiting for a text response on a screen. But Britny was so full of life for someone her age and was the least deserving of such an untimely fate.

Besides, 95X had a backup of critical files from the night before. He wrote a few things on the tablet with a stylus, almost made an additional change that would seem to make things easier on everyone, but decided against it.
95X restores Britny Sierra from her backup file.
In less than the blink of an eye, Britny was alive, awake, and alert.

"Whoah, that's strange!" she said, realizing she wasn't in bed and was dressed in normal clothes, and in fact standing in Jason Ninetyfivex's apartment with her packed bags. "Well, I'm here because I want to come with you to Pacific City."

"On one condition," Ninetyfivex replied, "rule number one of 'RL Theory' is we don't talk about 'RL Theory'."

Britny's smile widened as she giggled, "I was thinking of asking, but I won't, okay? It's not like you're my type or anything."

Ninetyfivex continued to pack; soon the next chapter of two separate adventures would begin.
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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Thu May 17, 2018 9:40 pm

I've been pent up for hours wanting to at least put something short and sweet here, and no one has posted. I know this will have zero influence on anything that happens in the future, but I'm going to put into words what this day has felt like for me.


Mark Tolbert: "and we've now just reached halfway of the 5 minutes of stoppage time, and in the corner to our left the Baker Park supporters, about 8000 of them by one estimate, are singing, really about the only sound you probably hear at home. And there's a foul by Underwood on the Qasden player. They will just kick them off the pitch for the last few moments, don't you think Craig?"

Craig Snyder: "oh yes, all of the focus is on keeping the Qads as far away from BP goal as they can while letting the clock run down."

MT: "and now Herrara has hit a kick about 15 rows into the stand."

CS: "best be careful, you need to make it look a bit like an accident."

MT: "and another foul by Santos, the referee really wants to book a Baker Park player, but knows that there is a trade off between time left and control of the match. And a glance at the watch...IT'S OVER! the final score Qasden 4, Baker Park 3, but the Commonwealth advance to the Finals of the World Cup 80 with an aggregate draw on the the tie, but away goals separating the sides. Very dejected scenes here from the home faithful, as they have seen their team win for the second time in this qualifying stage here at the TV City Stadium in the capital of Qasden. But actually, the overall feeling is much like a defeat.. Craig?"

CS: "and the players from Qasden have waited patiently for the BP celebrations to subside and now some of the players are making their way over and offering handshakes and commiserations. Trevor Richmond has already walked around and had a word with all of the Qasden players individually, a real classy move."

MT: "David, lets go back to you in the studio."

David Blake: "Mark, Craig, thank you. Wow. So how about that for a night not be soon forgotten, Gary Kostka?"

GK: "No words I can think of. To win over two legs over one the top 30 sides in the multiverse. I think some of the sniping that's gone on about how we are not up to the task to be trying to compete at this level was a bit of defeatist noise. No one who is realistic can think that we would come right in and get a spot in an incredibly difficult tournament to qualify for."

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AD: "yeah, I don't know if the question is 'do we belong here' but more of 'have we earned the right to prove whether we do'. And the answer is absolutely. It really was a kind of surreal, magical night."
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Postby Juvencus » Fri May 18, 2018 6:54 am

A busy afternoon in a crowded football stadium in Super Llamaland, nothing special going on in the heads of the gli attaccanti players except the fact that this game is crucial and that they had just gotten their 2-goal lead screwed over by the Tigers. I repeat, nothing special, except the whole game as the stake were high and the players had just gotten equalised, in front of millions of people watching.

"Well, that was a nice ride, wasn't it?!?!?!" exclaimed Laterza, clearly frustrated that Juvencus' lead was turned to pieces, just like a jenga tower. However, Alberighi being in a calmer state of mind, a rare occurence, approached the mad man and patting his back he said "Don't worry, this is all just a distraction. Look at our opponents, they're all washed up players and now... look at us. Most of us in the peak of our careers, or slowly approaching it. Just focus on your game you silly f*ck." and after both lads laughed it off for a bit they returned to their spots.

Back at the bench, Toset was troubled, to say the least. He was going up and around thinking that the team's chances of qualifying at the world cup would be tarnished if the scoreline were to remain in a draw like that. The fact that he only had seventeen minutes left for his players to do anything was not helping him calm down, he immediately turned around it, it was time for him to lose his last substitution, he'd get the overworked Tafani off for the heavy artillery. It was time to put Silvestri's strong foot in 'Maybe this'll do.' was his only thought. Time progresses a little, we are in the seventy-sixth minute of the game and Alberighi struggles to find the net from a tight angle. A loud voice is heard from the distance "TAFANI, TIME TO RELAX!" she was ready to cry as she was going out but she held it as much as she could, at least for as much as the camera was on her face, that is. In came, Silvestri, ready to work.

"Listen up you stinky youngster..." said Martell as he approached Silvestri "Don't look back in the past and all of our failures, look forward instead. The quiet life you once knew is gone, you know and this is it, the borderline, the most important match of our lives. Toset certainly knows who the hell to put in, the cold killers. Go and do your damn job, kid."

"Will do..?" said a confused but slightly inspired Silvestri.

"More power, you stinky youngster!"

"WILL DO!"

As soon as he said that, the game had just started, it was a corner kick, Grec was the kicker. Silvestri was confident enough that he'd score in this stage of the game and he shouted "HERE! PRONTO!"

Grec sighed as he was about to hit the ball with a technique which was questionable to most, genius to the side of the intellect. The ball curved in such a way as to find Silvestri's head and so it did, a strong header went inside the net, giving the team a lead and the usual morale boost it usually is getting from goals like this.

"GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!" exclaimed Silvestri as he was jumping around. The rest of his teammates were clapping as the match hadn't finished yet and they knew what a nuisance to them the Llamaleans were.

However, the game went on as smoothly as it started with Silvestri on the pitch. The usual offensive tactic worked wonders as the gli attaccanti was always in the Llamalean side of the pitch and even if the Tigers managed to get ball possession, they wouldn't get through the thick midfield layer of Juvencus. In the dying minutes of the game, Alberighi used all the remaining energy in him to intercept the ball from a Llamalean midfielder and go through every single one of the defending players with great speed before passing it to Silvestri, the latter dribbling to the side of the keeper managed to score maybe the most iconic goal in Juven football history, as it basically secured the team's first qualification to the world cup. All this hard work had just paid off for gli attaccanti and they could do nothing but celebrate as the match ended. They knew practice would get harder the faster world cup season was approaching.
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Kadongo Kamu celebrate as Banija clinch the nation's first-ever berth in the World Cup Finals at Zoloroni Sports City Stadium

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The Banijan bench reaction immediately after final whistle blew at Zoloroni Sports City Stadium and the celebrations began for the Banijan players


ZOLORONI, MERCEDINI- What a game, what a story, what a campaign. What a group of 23 young men. Many Banijans, including us here at the All-Banija Sports Magazine, do not even know where to begin with this stunning achievement. For the first time ever, in Banija's seventh effort at World Cup Qualification, the Kadongo Kamu have, indeed, successfully qualified for the World Cup Finals for the first time in the history of the national team, finally giving our country a seat at the big boys table. It was never going to be easy- they had to capture 23 of the last 27 points available simply to clinch a spot in the World Cup Qualification playoffs, and then, they had to get through a young and hungry Golden Eagles squad. But on the backs of their massive 3-0 victory in the home leg in Montreal, Royal Kingdom of Quebec, Banija turned in a pair of away goals in the second half, and while they lost the match itself, by the score of 3 goals to 2, it was the Banijans who were celebrating their own history being made right here, at Zoloroni Sports City Stadium, as they won the tie 5-3 on aggregate and punched their ticket to the World Cup Finals.

A surreal feeling, one in the away dressing room of joy, of accomplishment. The Golden Eagles will certainly be back- with a team like theirs, they will be expected to use this game as motivation in the upcoming Cup of Harmony, if the cookie crumbles the way we'd expect it to, and for them to come out firing, on all cylinders, ahead of the World Cup 81 Qualification campaign. Veterans like Kiggwe Mavuto, who knows that this World Cup cycle is his last ride wearing the Banijan uniform, in virtual tears, with people like Marcus Waters, the manager, Wasa Jawo, Isaac Georgiadis, George Wangolo, Chibuzo Afolayan, etc... Those who have been through this before, running around like children because they know, since they have been through World Cup Qualifying campaigns and have failed, exactly just how hard it is to get through the minefield that can be World Cup Qualifying.

However, let's get to the game, shouldn't we? It was quite an entertaining one, with an incredible atmosphere put up by the Mercedini fans. Due to violence going on within Banija, the RBSA had a 5,000 ticket allocation for visiting fans- meaning that, at this sellout match, there was nearly 70,000 home fans cheering on the Golden Eagles. However, of course, the city's police estimated that about 5,000 Banijan ticketless fans made the trip to the city itself, to witness Banija's potential World Cup Qualification. The vast majority of them turned up at Zoloroni Park to watch the game on the big screen there, though they were outnumbered by the estimated 15,000 Mercedini fans in the park. The stadium itself had an energetic and lively crowd- they came in roaring for the Golden Eagles, which gave the team both confidence and got them excited. They knew that they not only needed to attack, but that they needed to attack both early and often, if they wanted to have a chance of completing this most incredible comeback. With deafening noise around them, the game kicked off, and Mercedini attacked immediately, with Kasekende having to make a diving save within the first 90 seconds of the match beginning. It was clear- the Golden Eagles were not giving up, and would play this one to the bitter end.

Mercedini was playing on the front foot, and the Banijans, maybe caught off-guard by the electricity of the atmosphere, or the simple ferociousness of the Mercedini attack, struggled throughout the first half. The Kadongo Kamu were on the back foot to start the game- playing a lot of long balls out of the back, rather than building possesion, and not involving their forwards. The Georgiadis/Asres pairing was really struggling to contain Mercedini midfielders, and it was some stellar player by the goalkeeper, Delbin Kasekende, to keep the game tied at 0-0. This wouldn't, however, last forever. In the 22nd minute, Daniel Dostalok was able to break behind the Banijan defense, after a clever ball by Johannes Nymark, and he was able to bury the ball into the bottom corner to get Mercedini's first goal of the tie, and give them a 1-0 lead in the game. Mercedini were certainly not going quietly, and that goal showed that they meant business.

The goal simply gave them confidence, and the crowd, which was very well into the match, was getting more and more involved. The songs, the noise, the atmosphere in general was simply incredible. The Golden Eagles were gaining confidence with every quick, and the Banijans were struggling to put a mark on the game. The Banijans didn't get their first shot on target until the 35th minute, when Chibuzo Afolayan launched one from 35 yards, but it went harmlessly straight at Martin Hovek, their starting goalkeeper. Gitonga Kahara, who had made a diagonal run on the play, went down to the ground, having rolled his ankle. He decided to play through it, but the man was hobbling around. Just before the stroke of halftime, however, in the 43rd minute, the team's oldest regular starter, LIam Dosic, scored on a rocket from nearly 25 yards, where Kasekende had absolutely no chance to make the save, and all of a sudden, the score was 2-0. Mercedini had the possesion, the initiative, the crowd, and the momentum, and they were only one goal back.

At halftime, the score was 2-0 to the Golden Eagles, and they were very much back into this tie. Marcus Waters did not want to be known as the manager who blew this opportunity, and it was a particular challenge for the Kadongo Kamu that they would have to overcome. This was about legacy, but they had to focus on the present, the now. How do they maintain their one goal lead in the second half? They have 45 minutes to clinch a spot in the World cup Finals- what do they need to do? This was the time for everyone to step up, to leave everything on the field. This was the time for Marcus Waters to do what was required of him, to make sure that he had the team on the field ready to qualify for the World Cup. We, of course, were not in the locker room for what he had to do. However, he decided, in a bold, drastic move, that he would use all three substitutions at halftime, to try and get a grip on this game, and push Banija to its first ever World Cup Finals.

It was a risky move- one of those moves, where, if it works, the manager is lauded as a genius, who knew how to push the team's buttons. If it didn't work, however, the manager would be criticized as panicking in the heat of the moment, and not ready for a trip to the game's grandest stage, not ready to play under the world's brightest lights, in the World Cup Finals. He made three changes- he put in Elijah Riga for Isaac Georgiadis, who simply looked gassed, considering his high usage on this team. He put in Elias Abate, the veteran, all-purpose midfielder, who was the starting left wing for the national team until he was injured right before the 71st Cup of Harmony, and then he played in a central midfield spot with his club side, Herzegovina City FC, after the arrival of Brian Emerson as the manager. Abate came into the game, at central midfield, for Daniel Asres. And, lastly, Ansu Cisse, the 28 year old left winger, came in for Gitonga Kahara, who was clearly hurt. This was the riskiest move of all. Marcus Waters commented on this after the game. "Gitonga Kahara is a fantastic player, with loads of talent, plenty of heart, who plays the game the right away. However, he was clearly hurt, and while we let him finish the half, we were afraid that could do serious damage to his ankle over the course of the long-term. We did not want to risk that, and we felt confident that Ansu Cisse could finish out the half."

The high-risk moves, of course, were rewarded. The Banijan midfield pair that was getting dominated in the first half, Daniel Asres and Isaac Georgiadis, were replaced by Elias Abate and Elijah Riga, both veterans who had fresh legs. The results were much better. While in the first half, the Golden Eagles were not only enjoying a majority of the possession, but they were keeping the ball in the Banijan half for a majority of the time, the second half was a different story. The Golden Eagles had to open it up a little bit, as they were pushing for that third goal, and the introduction of fresh legs into the center midfield positions were helping punish the Golden Eagles for going forward. Not that they had much of a choice though- still needed a third goal to send things into extra time, didn't they?

However, an away goal would simply shut the door for Mercedini at that point. They needed one more goal to tie the game- however, if the Banijans got a lone away goal, they would then need to score three more goals to win the tie, as thanks to the away goals rule, they could no longer force extra time. And, of course, that is exactly what happened. Elias Abate was able to intercept a pass and push the ball down the field, starting a counter-attack for the Banijans in the 62nd minute. A pass outside to Chibuzo Afolayan, who had a beautiful cross to the middle of the field, where a wide open Toyuwa Okafor headed the ball home to give the Banijans that crucial away goal, that made the game's score 2-1, the aggregate score 4-2, and saw the Golden Eagles fans go virtually silent, as the Banijan fans, largely having nothing to cheer about for the majority of this match, went crazy. The team dogpiled Okafor in the corner as they celebrated, knowing that they were know within spitting distance of the World Cup Finals.

The Banijans, confidently, would continue to break on the counter-attack. It worked a second time, as it was Chibuzo Afolayan who slotted one home past Martin Hovek in the 73rd minute, after the team broke off of a Mercedini corner kick. That, of course, was the last dagger into the hearts of the Golden Eagles fans. Zoloroni Park started to clear out of Mercedini fans, a few tears, and a lot of sadness, though the 5,000 Banijan fans there were playing traditional drums and making quite a lot of noise. The Banijans had the energy at that point, as the Golden Eagles were trying desperately, though the writing was written on the wall. 32 year old striker Sgt. Sam Billic scored the match winner in stoppage time for the hosts, as he was widely applauded for his own years of service to the national team at that moment.

When the final whistle blew, however, the night was the Banijans. Players running everywhere, like madmen. The Banijan fans going crazy, hugging each other, and what not. The fans at Zoloroni City Park were losing it as well, with green facepaint going everywhere. One thing was clear- Banija had officially qualified for the World CUp Finals for the first time ever. Halfway through qualifying, the team had lost 4 in a row and was a single point out of last place in their group. However, they put it together, winning 7 of 8 and punching their ticket to the World Cup Qualification playoffs, where a 3-0 victory in Montreal put them over the top, and into the World Cup Finals. Kiggwe Mavuto, the captain, scorer of 37 career goals in this jersey, easily the team's #1 all-time goalscorer, fell to his own knees, and cried. The bench rushed the field, while Marcus Waters simply sat down, taking everything in, with a massive smile on his face. What a day.

We interviewed Marcus Waters in the locker room after the game. Of course, champagne was being sprayed everywhere, and our own reporter got a bottle of champagne blasted straight to the face by Gitonga Kahara on his way to finding Marcus Waters. "First things first, I want to thank our hosts, and congratulate our opponents." Said Marcus Waters. "They were wonderful to us and our fans here, and they had an incredible campaign. Their fans too, were fantastic, welcoming us with open arms and following their team to the end. We had an incredible atmosphere here today, and it is the kind of atmosphere that you want to play this sport in."

Marcus Waters then continued on. "This day, however, is about Banija!" He exclaimed. "I want to congratulate all of these boys on their success in getting to the World Cup Finals. This was earned, on the field. Every single person who was a member of this squad throughout this qualifying campaign contributed, whether it was on the training pitch, or directly on the field. And this, of course, is for their country. Banija is going through rough times, and it is our own job, in sports, to try and bring happiness when it is hard to find it. We have hopefully done the country proud. The fans in this country have been through the thick and the thin- I hear all the time about Kizza Kabila, and how far this country has come since it lost every single one of its World Cup Qualification matches in their first ever qualification campaign. That is many years ago now, but it shows that with focus, and persistence, even if the odds seem impossible, like they did all those years ago, dreams can certainly come true. Go Banija!" And then, of course, he joined the celebration.

An incredible qualification campaign, for a team that will be remembered by Banijans for many years to come, as Banija's first- hopefully, of many, to qualify for the World Cup Finals. He will essentially be taking this final 23 to the Equestrian States/Starblaydia. The actual tournament may be rough, as they are the tournament's second lowest ranked side, ahead of only the Commonwealth of Baker Park, who have qualified on their first go at it. But we'll get there when we get there. What matters now, is celebration of this achievement. Of all those years of watching games, of thousands of miles logged on planes, going to every which corner of the multiverse, eating all kinds of great food, like Mercedinian pasta, and the not so great food, like the non-spiced food of Melbergia. Even worshipping in makeshift Mormon temples or Shia mosques, you followed this team to the end, and are now rewarded with a trip to the grandest stage in all of sports- the World Cup Finals.

We, of course, will be the main source of coverage for this team throughout the World Cup Finals. All the news, all information, about this team, will come from here. And, for the first time ever, we can say this- we'll see you at the Finals!
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Qusmo National Team World Cup Qualifiers in perspective


The dream of a World Cup has ended for Qusmo, & 119 other national teams, after 1380 hard-fought matches.

150 teams entered the qualification process, while two others - Starblydia & the Equestrian States - qualified automatically as hosts. The winners of each of 15 ten-team groups advanced to the tournament proper, with Brenecia being the first to punch their tickets, winning Group 4 after only fourteen matchdays. In Group 11, Ceni got the honour after defeating Qusmo on Matchday 17.

30 teams then vied for the last 15 spots in the tournament. The second- & third-placed teams from each group won spots in a playoff, with the second-placed sides earning the advantage of a home return leg. Buyan got this advantage from Group 11, while Tumbra still had a chance to qualify after finishing third in the group. Ultimately, Buyan did qualify after defeating Solsteed 1-0 on aggregate, while Tumbra fell 1-0 on aggregate to Barunia.

Just behind Buyan & Tumbra in Group 11 was Yesopalitha, as a late-campaign inability to finish off wins spoiled a campaign that features only two losses from the eighteen matches. Yesopalitha led the group for six matchdays, including as late as entering Matchday 15. They were never worse than fourth in the group for the entirety of the qualification cycle, & were in a playoff spot following sixteen of the eighteen matches. Unfortunately for the Yesopalithans, seven draws in their final nine matches, including five consecutive draws to end the campaign, doomed their chances; in Matchday 18, they fell out of the top three for the first time since Matchday 3.

Below the four-way race for the three spots to advance - whether to a playoff or directly to Equestar - was another heated, if less-publicized, race in midtable. Gopnikea, Kandorith, & Qusmo finished fifth, sixth, & seventh, respectively, in the group, but they were separated by a mere three points. Gopnikea was the only unranked team to reach 25 points over the course of the campaign, while Qusmo trailed only Zwangzug, & only by a single point, out of all 15 teams drawn from Group 9, & trailed only Zwangzug, Gopnikea, & Nethertopia of the 27 unranked sides total in the competition. Ultimately, Qusmo finished 85th of the 150 nations entered in qualification, which vaulted them from unranked status to 122th in the world.

Below the midtable battle, there was a smaller race for eighth in Group 11, with reigning Baptism of Fire champions edging out historic powerhouses Omerica by two points. Finally, Wolves Clans brought up the rear; their total of seven points from eighteen matches was by far the worst not only in Group 11, but from all 150 teams in qualification; the next most futile teams all managed at least ten.

The multiverse will be watching the World Cup & the Cup of Harmony to see the very best play. There have been several amazing storylines in the qualification process already, & fans will surely want to see what comes next. Most of the giants made it through to the tournament proper, with then-22nd-ranked Super-Llamaland being the highest-ranked team to enter qualifying & not make it after losing 8-6 on aggregate in a playoff with Juvencus. Surprisingly, however, this was not the highest-scoring playoff; that would go to the Chromatika-Nova Anglicana tie, which saw Chromatika edge out an 8-7 aggregate victory in extra time. Indeed, it was a goalscoring bonanza throughout the playoff round, as only three of the fifteen playoff pairings saw less than five goals in total.

Ultimately, though, neutral fans might be most attracted to the narratives of two nations who managed to qualify for the World Cup for the first time this year, despite their statuses as the only two qualifiers not ranked in the top 50 of the world. Banija is now dealing with a massive humanitarian & potential military crisis, & it started the qualification cycle miserably; their manager was fired after Banija floundered only one point above last place in Group 10, but interim manager Marcus Waters guided the team to seven wins, two draws, & no losses to earn a playoff berth, in which the Kadongo Kamu prevailed 5-3 over Mercedini to earn their first berth in the World Cup.

Perhaps even more compelling, however, is the story of another final tournament debutant, which also happens to be a debutant to international football as a whole. After placing as the runners-up of Baptism of Fire 67, the Commonwealth of Baker Park had to fight through a tough Group 6, including the likes of Darmen & South Covello. They were eventually able to win 32 points, putting them in third, ahead of the likes of Kita-Hinode & South Toronto. In their playoff against Qasden, Baker Park was able to eke out a 4-4 aggregate win on away goals to secure their first-ever qualification to the World Cup in their first-ever attempt. They advanced to the quarterfinals in Di Bradini Cup 42, they were runners-up in Baptism of Fire 67, & they are champions of Sporting World Cup 5; the eyes of the world will be watching to see what they can do on the grandest stage of all.

While they may not be headed to Starblydia & the Equestrian States, optimists within Fuzpon Qusma hope that Qusmo may be a dark horse for invitation to the Cup of Harmony after an impressive performance for an unranked side, finishing only three points short of fifth. A remarkable achievement it would be, indeed, if it would occur, but even if it did not happen, Qusma football fans will have to much to remember from their nation’s first foray into international football.

It started with Qusmo’s first-ever international match, hosted at Mastad Qusma, one of twenty-five hastily-constructed government stadium projects built to promote the sport of football in the country. Those planners surely could not have known so then, but it would ultimately play host to three of Qusmo’s most memorable matches.

Qusmo was an underdog on Matchday 1 against Wolves Clans, having never before played a single minute of international football. The new stadium was bursting at the seams with Qusma support, & they inspired the Qusmi’y on the pitch to craft a performance that saw them get ever-closer to a goal. It was finally in the second minute of second half stoppage time that Qusma captain Ilinx-Kepex Zev finally converted a heroic solo effort that represents one of the most powerful moments in Qusma football’s young history.

Qusmo would continue their underdog success in the next matchday, as they played their first away fixture in Beepee. As reigning South Toronto Invitational Cup & Baptism of Fire champions, Beepee seemed to have a clear edge, but the unknowns from Qusmo made their presence felt with a 4-0 drubbing to spoil Beepee’s first-ever home international match. Qusmo was powered by the dynamic performance of striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol; they earned Qusmo’s only hat trick to date, & four goals total for the team represents the most Qusmo has ever scored in a single match.

Unfortunately for the Qusmi’y, who still had their heads in the clouds, they would be brought down in the first match where they might have been considered favourites. Against unranked Gopnikea, the overconfidence of the Qusmi’y betrayed them, as did an early red card that saw national team manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban suspend Lucex-Ilinx Opu for six matches thereafter.

After Qusmo lost 2-0 to Gopnikea on Matchday 3, they struggled to recapture their early form. They suffered a 366-minute scoreless drought & won only a single point over a six-match period. It would take until Matchday 9 for Qusmo to win, & until Matchday 10 until the defense could mount another clean sheet.

Things were not all bad, however; notably, things started to shift somewhat on Matchday 7. In another key moment in Mastad Qusma, Qusmo was able to earn its first point since Matchday 2 against Buyan, a top-50 side, in a 3-3 goalfest. This was followed by another two goals scored against 17th-ranked Ceni, although a porous defense conceded five. It culminated with a win over Omerica on Matchday 9 to close the first half of qualification with a victory to end its six-match winless streak.

The victory was significant in & of itself because, at 111th, Omerica represented the highest-rated team that Qusmo was able to defeat to that point. However, it also foreshadowed a better second half of qualification to come. Qusmo would win three, draw three, & only lose three matches throughout the remainder of the cycle, beginning with a 1-0 victory in Wolves Clans, allowing Qusmo to claim wins in both legs.

The Qusmi’y fell by the same scoreline on Matchday 11 to the reigning Baptism of Fire champions, but Beepee’s goal was the only one the newly-revitalized Qusma defense allowed over the course of 561 minutes, between Matchdays 9 & 15. This excellent defensive effort was sparked by changes that Avarn-Oxolt made between Matchdays 8 & 9 to shore up the defense, including through the introduction of a new centreback trio & a new starting goalkeeper. It was the fifth starting back line pairing Avarn-Oxolt had employed over the span of seven matches, but it worked, lasting much longer than any other pairing did over the course of the cycle, & shutting Lucex-Ilinx Opu out of the starting XI despite their return from suspension.

However, the Qusma offense struggled during the same period; it proved unable to score multiple times in a single match from Matchday 10 to Matchday 14. These led to crucial scoreless draws in away fixtures against midtable rivals Gopnikea & Kandorith on Matchdays 12 & 14; had Qusmo been able to score one goal in these matches, they would have leapfrogged both teams to finish fifth.

Both trends - that of a good defense & of a poor offense - were turned on its head on Matchday 15, however, with another draw; this time, Qusmo held Yesopalitha 3-3. This mathematically eliminated Qusmo from automatic qualification to the World Cup, & their hopes for a playoff spot did not look bright - as if they ever did - given that they would be facing 49th-ranked Buyan & 17th-ranked Ceni next. Indeed, after a 3-1 loss in Buyan, Qusmo was officially eliminated.

To end the campaign, Qusmo had two dead rubbers, & Avarn-Oxolt decided to experiment with new players & new tactics to see what worked & what didn’t. After a radical personnel change for the hosts, which saw Qusmo retain only two starters from the lineup that had been used from Matchdays 9 through 16 & move to a previously unused 4-4-2 starting formation, Ceni embarrassed Qusmo 5-1 at Mastad Qusma to clinch their World Cup qualification. Things went a bit better for the Qusma team on their final matchday, however, as they defeated Omerica 1-0 to finish the campaign with 22 points.

In the end, some striking patterns emerge. Qusmo was able to take at least one point from every one of its groupmates except for 17th-ranked & eventual group winners Ceni. Qusmo was able to win both the home & visiting legs of their matches against both 256th-ranked Wolves Clans & 111th-ranked Omerica. That was not all, however, as Qusmo defeated teams as mighty as 24th-ranked Tumbra along their way.

Qusmo seemed to tell the world that it could play against anyone outside the top 100. In its eight matches against top 100 opposition, Qusmo conceded often & was forced to play aggressively, in a style it is not used to. They scored 12 but conceded 23, resulting in one win, two draws, & five losses. Their lone top 100 win - against Tumbra - came about with a 1-0 scoreline, after Qusmo was able to force the match to be low-scoring & play the type of football that they are used to & that their manager favours.

On the other hand, though they did not have to be quite as prolific in their ten matches against opposition outside the top 100 - only scoring ten goals during those matches - they had a stifling defense, conceding only five. This accounted for the bulk of Qusmo’s points, with five wins, two draws, & only three losses in those ten matches. The difference may be expected, but it is certainly stark.

That said, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban has been highly praised for their work with the national team. They were appointed to the job after guiding KF Zwac from an expected 19th place Pug Qusmyra finish to 13th - not threatening for a trophy, by any means, but still a vast improvement over expectations. They achieved a similar result with the national team, guiding an unranked side pegged to finish ninth, or perhaps even last, to a seventh place finish, & narrowly missing out on the top half of the table. It was a performance that was truly admirable, & will remembered for long to come in Qusmo.

From the brilliance of Xilit-Zaxac Yol to the blossoming of Rilan-Jerat Nev; from the inspiration of Ilinx-Kepex Zev to the tirelessness of Cunix-Betva Tla; from the determination of Vanza-Jerat Gep to the emergence of Ozolx-Alfan Ixi; the national team of Qusmo competed fiercely, silenced their doubters, & established a foundation for Fuzpon Qusma in the future. Now all that remains to be seen is whether they can build upon that foundation in the next qualification cycle or whether they will be able to do so in the Cup of Harmony in Turori.

Match Reports

Qusmo National Team wins in first match
Qusmo 1-0 Wolves Clans

Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Lucex-Ilinx Opu
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
- 83’ Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev (90+2’)
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 83’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 59’ Jralv-Nexev Pec
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Kandorith 1–0 Omerica
Yesopalitha 6–3 Tumbra
Buyan 1–0 Gopnikea
Ceni 1–0 Beepee
Qusmo 1–0 Wolves Clans

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 1 1 0 0 6 3 +3 3
2 Buyan 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Ceni 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Kandorith 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Qusmo 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
6 Beepee 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Gopnikea 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Omerica 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Wolves Clans 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
10 Tumbra 1 0 0 1 3 6 −3 0

Qusmo National Team dominant in Beepee
Beepee 0-4 Qusmo

Pinewoods Stadium, Norfolk Pinewoods, Beepee

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Lucex-Ilinx Opu
- 65’ Jralv-Yamaj Mal
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
- 65’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (19’, 44’, 54’)
- 65’ Paliv-Xilit Max (78’)

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–2 Wolves Clans
Beepee 0–4 Qusmo
Gopnikea 2–6 Ceni
Tumbra 0–2 Buyan
Kandorith 2–3 Yesopalitha

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 2 2 0 0 7 2 +5 6
2 Qusmo 2 2 0 0 5 0 +5 6
3 Yesopalitha 2 2 0 0 9 5 +4 6
4 Buyan 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6
5 Kandorith 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
6 Wolves Clans 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
7 Omerica 2 0 0 2 1 3 −2 0
8 Tumbra 2 0 0 2 3 8 −5 0
9 Gopnikea 2 0 0 2 2 7 −5 0
10 Beepee 2 0 0 2 0 5 −5 0

Qusmo National Team loses for first time
Qusmo 0-2 Gopnikea

Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Lucex-Ilinx Opu (r 34’)
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
- 71’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 46’ Karar-Nirlo Hus
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 46’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Yesopalitha 2–5 Omerica
Buyan 4–1 Kandorith
Ceni 0–1 Tumbra
Qusmo 0–2 Gopnikea
Wolves Clans 0–2 Beepee

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Buyan 3 3 0 0 7 1 +6 9
2 Ceni 3 2 0 1 7 3 +4 6
3 Qusmo 3 2 0 1 5 2 +3 6
4 Yesopalitha 3 2 0 1 11 10 +1 6
5 Omerica 3 1 0 2 6 5 +1 3
6 Wolves Clans 3 1 0 2 2 4 −2 3
7 Gopnikea 3 1 0 2 4 7 −3 3
Kandorith 3 1 0 2 4 7 −3 3
9 Beepee 3 1 0 2 2 5 −3 3
10 Tumbra 3 1 0 2 4 8 −4 3

Qusmo National Team takes a tumble in Tumbra
Tumbra 2-0 Qusmo

Goldlion City, Tumbra

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
LB Karar-Nirlo Hus
- 70’ Jralv-Yamaj Mal
RB Zorno-Relaf Bel
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 77’ Yamaj-Blonz Jok
LW Ozolx-Mazur Guv
- 70’ Rilan-Belaj Tar
RW Jralv-Nexev Pec
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 0–0 Beepee
Gopnikea 3–2 Wolves Clans
Tumbra 2–0 Qusmo
Kandorith 1–6 Ceni
Yesopalitha 1–0 Buyan

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 4 3 0 1 13 4 +9 9
2 Buyan 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
3 Yesopalitha 4 3 0 1 12 10 +2 9
4 Qusmo 4 2 0 2 5 4 +1 6
5 Gopnikea 4 2 0 2 7 9 −2 6
6 Tumbra 4 2 0 2 6 8 −2 6
7 Omerica 4 1 1 2 6 5 +1 4
8 Beepee 4 1 1 2 2 5 −3 4
9 Wolves Clans 4 1 0 3 4 7 −3 3
10 Kandorith 4 1 0 3 5 13 −8 3

Qusmo National Team edged out by Kandorith
Qusmo 0-1 Kandorith

Mastad Tracama, Tracam, Qusmo

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
- 88’ Yamaj-Blonz Jok
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 80’ Helek-Nenzi Ono
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
- 80’ Rilan-Jralv Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Buyan 5–2 Omerica
Ceni 2–3 Yesopalitha
Qusmo 0–1 Kandorith
Wolves Clans 1–1 Tumbra
Beepee 0–1 Gopnikea

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Buyan 5 4 0 1 12 4 +8 12
2 Yesopalitha 5 4 0 1 15 12 +3 12
3 Ceni 5 3 0 2 15 7 +8 9
4 Gopnikea 5 3 0 2 8 9 −1 9
5 Tumbra 5 2 1 2 7 9 −2 7
6 Qusmo 5 2 0 3 5 5 0 6
7 Kandorith 5 2 0 3 6 13 −7 6
8 Omerica 5 1 1 3 8 10 −2 4
9 Wolves Clans 5 1 1 3 5 8 −3 4
10 Beepee 5 1 1 3 2 6 −4 4

Qusmo National Team breaks goal drought but not losing streak
Yesopalitha 2–1 Qusmo

The Sacred Heart, Freedom’s Altar, Yesopalitha

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 83’ Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 83’ Ilinx-Ibilx Tla
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
- 83’ Rilan-Jerat Nev (84’)

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–3 Gopnikea
Tumbra 1–0 Beepee
Kandorith 5–1 Wolves Clans
Yesopalitha 2–1 Qusmo
Buyan 0–1 Ceni

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 6 5 0 1 17 13 +4 15
2 Ceni 6 4 0 2 16 7 +9 12
3 Buyan 6 4 0 2 12 5 +7 12
4 Gopnikea 6 4 0 2 11 10 +1 12
5 Tumbra 6 3 1 2 8 9 −1 10
6 Kandorith 6 3 0 3 11 14 −3 9
7 Qusmo 6 2 0 4 6 7 −1 6
8 Omerica 6 1 1 4 9 13 −4 4
9 Beepee 6 1 1 4 2 7 −5 4
10 Wolves Clans 6 1 1 4 6 13 −7 4

Qusmo National Team earns point in thriller against Buyan
Qusmo 3–3 Buyan

Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
- 78’ Paliv-Xilit Max
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 78’ Karar-Nirlo Hus
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 78’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev (28’, 85’)
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (60’)

Group 11 Recap
Ceni 3–3 Omerica
Qusmo 3–3 Buyan
Wolves Clans 2–5 Yesopalitha
Beepee 2–1 Kandorith
Gopnikea 0–1 Tumbra

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 7 6 0 1 22 15 +7 18
2 Ceni 7 4 1 2 19 10 +9 13
3 Buyan 7 4 1 2 15 8 +7 13
4 Tumbra 7 4 1 2 9 9 0 13
5 Gopnikea 7 4 0 3 11 11 0 12
6 Kandorith 7 3 0 4 12 16 −4 9
7 Qusmo 7 2 1 4 9 10 −1 7
8 Beepee 7 2 1 4 4 8 −4 7
9 Omerica 7 1 2 4 12 16 −4 5
10 Wolves Clans 7 1 1 5 8 18 −10 4

Qusmo National Team takes drubbing in Ceni
Ceni 5–2 Qusmo

Cenial Halycon National Stadium, Cenial, Ceni

GK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
- 60’ Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 60’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv (77’)
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
LB Karar-Hirlo Nus
RB Nirlo-Betva Uzo
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (60’)
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
- 60’ Rilan-Belaj Tar

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–2 Tumbra
Kandorith 1–1 Gopnikea
Yesopalitha 2–2 Beepee
Buyan 1–0 Wolves Clans
Ceni 5–2 Qusmo

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 8 6 1 1 24 17 +7 19
2 Ceni 8 5 1 2 24 12 +12 16
3 Buyan 8 5 1 2 16 8 +8 16
4 Tumbra 8 5 1 2 11 10 +1 16
5 Gopnikea 8 4 1 3 12 12 0 13
6 Kandorith 8 3 1 4 13 17 −4 10
7 Beepee 8 2 2 4 6 10 −4 8
8 Qusmo 8 2 1 5 11 15 −4 7
9 Omerica 8 1 2 5 13 18 −5 5
10 Wolves Clans 8 1 1 6 8 19 −11 4

Qusmo National Team triumphant over Omerica
Qusmo 3–1 Omerica

Mastad Atlema, Atlem, Qusmo

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 71’ Karar-Nirlo Hus
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 71’ Ilinx-Iblix Tla
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 71’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev (85’)
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (24’, 66’)

Group 11 Recap
Qusmo 3–1 Omerica
Wolves Clans 1–3 Ceni
Beepee 0–1 Buyan
Gopnikea 1–0 Yesopalitha
Tumbra 3–2 Kandorith

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 9 6 1 2 27 13 +14 19
2 Buyan 9 6 1 2 17 8 +9 19
3 Yesopalitha 9 6 1 2 24 18 +6 19
4 Tumbra 9 6 1 2 14 12 +2 19
5 Gopnikea 9 5 1 3 13 12 +1 16
6 Qusmo 9 3 1 5 14 16 −2 10
7 Kandorith 9 3 1 5 15 20 −5 10
8 Beepee 9 2 2 5 6 11 −5 8
9 Omerica 9 1 2 6 14 21 −7 5
10 Wolves Clans 9 1 1 7 9 22 −13 4

Qusmo National Team continues winning ways in Wolves Clans
Wolves Clans 0–1 Qusmo

Hosted in Wolves Clans

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 68’ Dwada-Dalox Wek
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec (17’)
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
- 77’ Prant-Pertz Gor
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
- 74’ Gavax-Nenzi Abe

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–0 Kandorith
Tumbra 2–2 Yesopalitha
Gopnikea 0–0 Buyan
Beepee 1–4 Ceni
Wolves Clans 0–1 Qusmo

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 10 7 1 2 31 14 +17 22
2 Buyan 10 6 2 2 17 8 +9 20
3 Yesopalitha 10 6 2 2 26 20 +6 20
4 Tumbra 10 6 2 2 16 14 +2 20
5 Gopnikea 10 5 2 3 13 12 +1 17
6 Qusmo 10 4 1 5 15 16 −1 13
7 Kandorith 10 3 1 6 15 21 −6 10
8 Omerica 10 2 2 6 15 21 −6 8
9 Beepee 10 2 2 6 7 15 −8 8
10 Wolves Clans 10 1 1 8 9 23 −14 4

Qusmo National Team defeated by Beepee
Qusmo 0–1 Beepee

Mastad Qanza, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 46’ Lucex-Ilinx Opu
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
- 77’ Paliv-Xilit Max
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 81’ Gavax-Nenzi Abe
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Wolves Clans 1–2 Omerica
Qusmo 0–1 Beepee
Ceni 3–1 Gopnikea
Buyan 1–0 Tumbra
Yesopalitha 0–0 Kandorith

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 11 8 1 2 34 15 +19 25
2 Buyan 11 7 2 2 18 8 +10 23
3 Yesopalitha 11 6 3 2 26 20 +6 21
4 Tumbra 11 6 2 3 16 15 +1 20
5 Gopnikea 11 5 2 4 14 15 −1 17
6 Qusmo 11 4 1 6 15 17 −2 13
7 Omerica 11 3 2 6 17 22 −5 11
8 Kandorith 11 3 2 6 15 21 −6 11
9 Beepee 11 3 2 6 8 15 −7 11
10 Wolves Clans 11 1 1 9 10 25 −15 4

Qusmo National Team unable to gain ground on Gopnikea
Gopnikea 0–0 Qusmo

Slavorarsk, Gopnikea

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
- 61’ Yelto-Alfan Ono
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
- 72’ Jralv-Nexev Pec
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
- 72’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–3 Yesopalitha
Kandorith 1–0 Buyan
Tumbra 2–2 Ceni
Gopnikea 0–0 Qusmo
Beepee 3–3 Wolves Clans

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 12 8 2 2 36 17 +19 26
2 Yesopalitha 12 7 3 2 29 21 +8 24
3 Buyan 12 7 2 3 18 9 +9 23
4 Tumbra 12 6 3 3 18 17 +1 21
5 Gopnikea 12 5 3 4 14 15 −1 18
6 Qusmo 12 4 2 6 15 17 −2 14
7 Kandorith 12 4 2 6 16 21 −5 14
8 Beepee 12 3 3 6 11 18 −7 12
9 Omerica 12 3 2 7 18 25 −7 11
10 Wolves Clans 12 1 2 9 13 28 −15 5

Qusmo National Team slays Tumbran giants at Mastad Qusma
Qusmo 1–0 Tumbra

Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
- 76’ Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 76’ Karar-Nirlo Hus
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
- 76’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (70’ p)

Group 11 Recap
Beepee 1–1 Omerica
Wolves Clans 1–4 Gopnikea
Qusmo 1–0 Tumbra
Ceni 0–1 Kandorith
Buyan 1–3 Yesopalitha

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 13 8 3 2 32 22 +10 27
2 Ceni 13 8 2 3 36 18 +18 26
3 Buyan 13 7 2 4 19 12 +7 23
4 Gopnikea 13 6 3 4 18 16 +2 21
5 Tumbra 13 6 3 4 18 18 0 21
6 Qusmo 13 5 2 6 16 17 −1 17
7 Kandorith 13 5 2 6 17 21 −4 17
8 Beepee 13 3 4 6 12 19 −7 13
9 Omerica 13 3 3 7 19 26 −7 12
10 Wolves Clans 13 1 2 10 14 32 −18 5

Qusmo National Team plays scoreless draw in Kandorith
Kandorith 0–0 Qusmo

Huanghzhé Stadium, Xiǎngzhóu, Kandorith

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
- 71’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 54’ Ilinx-Iblix Tla
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
- 71’ Jralv-Nexev Pec
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 0–2 Buyan
Yesopalitha 2–2 Ceni
Kandorith 0–0 Qusmo
Tumbra 0–0 Wolves Clans
Gopnikea 0–2 Beepee

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 14 8 4 2 34 24 +10 28
2 Ceni 14 8 3 3 38 20 +18 27
3 Buyan 14 8 2 4 21 12 +9 26
4 Tumbra 14 6 4 4 18 18 0 22
5 Gopnikea 14 6 3 5 18 18 0 21
6 Qusmo 14 5 3 6 16 17 −1 18
7 Kandorith 14 5 3 6 17 21 −4 18
8 Beepee 14 4 4 6 14 19 −5 16
9 Omerica 14 3 3 8 19 28 −9 12
10 Wolves Clans 14 1 3 10 14 32 −18 6

Qusmo National Team level with Yesopalitha after goalfest
Qusmo 3–3 Yesopalitha

Mastad Polana, Polan, Qusmo

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 55’ Karar-Nirlo Hus
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
- 55’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev (28’)
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev (70’)
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol
- 63’ Prant-Pertz Gor (84’)

Group 11 Recap
Gopnikea 1–2 Omerica
Beepee 0–6 Tumbra
Wolves Clans 1–2 Kandorith
Qusmo 3–3 Yesopalitha
Ceni 2–1 Buyan

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 15 9 3 3 40 21 +19 30
2 Yesopalitha 15 8 5 2 37 27 +10 29
3 Buyan 15 8 2 5 22 14 +8 26
4 Tumbra 15 7 4 4 24 18 +6 25
5 Gopnikea 15 6 3 6 19 20 −1 21
6 Kandorith 15 6 3 6 19 22 −3 21
7 Qusmo 15 5 4 6 19 20 −1 19
8 Beepee 15 4 4 7 14 25 −11 16
9 Omerica 15 4 3 8 21 29 −8 15
10 Wolves Clans 15 1 3 11 15 34 −19 6

Qusmo National Team eliminated after loss to Buyan
Buyan 3–1 Qusmo

The Nine, Dyatinsk, Buyan

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
- 54’ Paliv-Xilit Max
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 54’ Karar-Nirlo Hus (78’)
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
- 54’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–5 Ceni
Buyan 3–1 Qusmo
Yesopalitha 0–0 Wolves Clans
Kandorith 1–0 Beepee
Tumbra 6–2 Gopnikea

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 16 10 3 3 45 22 +23 33
2 Yesopalitha 16 8 6 2 37 27 +10 30
3 Buyan 16 9 2 5 25 15 +10 29
4 Tumbra 16 8 4 4 30 20 +10 28
5 Kandorith 16 7 3 6 20 22 −2 24
6 Gopnikea 16 6 3 7 21 26 −5 21
7 Qusmo 16 5 4 7 20 23 −3 19
8 Beepee 16 4 4 8 14 26 −12 16
9 Omerica 16 4 3 9 22 34 −12 15
10 Wolves Clans 16 1 4 11 15 34 −19 7

Qusmo National Team spared no mercy by Ceni in final home WCQ match
Qusmo 1–5 Ceni

Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo

GK Prant-Telew Wek
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CB Lucex-Ilinx Opu
- 78’ Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
LB Karar-Nirlo Hus
RB Nirlo-Betva Uzo
CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok
- 67’ Ozolx-Mazur Guv
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
RM Ilinx-Iblix Tla (12’)
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
- 67’ Jralv-Nexev Pec
ST Prant-Pertz Gor

Group 11 Recap
Tumbra 3–0 Omerica
Gopnikea 2–0 Kandorith
Beepee 1–1 Yesopalitha
Wolves Clans 1–3 Buyan
Qusmo 1–5 Ceni

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 17 11 3 3 50 23 +27 36 Q
2 Buyan 17 10 2 5 28 16 +12 32
3 Yesopalitha 17 8 7 2 38 28 +10 31
4 Tumbra 17 9 4 4 33 20 +13 31
5 Gopnikea 17 7 3 7 23 26 −3 24
6 Kandorith 17 7 3 7 20 24 −4 24
7 Qusmo 17 5 4 8 21 28 −7 19
8 Beepee 17 4 5 8 15 27 −12 17
9 Omerica 17 4 3 10 22 37 −15 15
10 Wolves Clans 17 1 4 12 16 37 −21 7

Qusmo National Team ends qualification with win over Omerica
Omerica 0–1 Qusmo

RS Amphitheatre, Port-des-Saints, Omerica

GK Vanza-Jerat Gep
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Ozolx-Alfan Ixi
CM Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
CM Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
- 55’ Dwada-Dalox Wek
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec
- 76’ Ilinx-Iblix Tla
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
ST Rilan-Jerat Nev
- 70’ Prant-Pertz Gor
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (7’)

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 0–1 Qusmo
Ceni 4–3 Wolves Clans
Buyan 1–0 Beepee
Yesopalitha 3–3 Gopnikea
Kandorith 0–2 Tumbra

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 18 12 3 3 54 26 +28 39 Q
2 Buyan 18 11 2 5 29 16 +13 35 P
3 Tumbra 18 10 4 4 35 20 +15 34 P

4 Yesopalitha 18 8 8 2 41 31 +10 32
5 Gopnikea 18 7 4 7 26 29 −3 25
6 Kandorith 18 7 3 8 20 26 −6 24
7 Qusmo 18 6 4 8 22 28 −6 22
8 Beepee 18 4 5 9 15 28 −13 17
9 Omerica 18 4 3 11 22 38 −16 15
10 Wolves Clans 18 1 4 13 19 41 −22 7

World Cup Qualifying Player Statistics

Player          (Pos)     Caps   Starts    Goals
Ilinx-Kepex Zev (CM) 18 18 2
Xilit-Zaxac Yol (ST) 17 17 8
Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (AM) 17 17 1
Cunix-Betva Tla (CB) 17 17 0
Yunal-Julad Waz (DM) 17 17 0
Kynda-Sevet Pec (LM) 16 16 1
Rilan-Jerat Nev (CB) 16 14 5
Forzu-Ralox Kal (RM) 15 15 0
Zenon-Gerol Kal (CB) 14 13 0
Ozolx-Alfan Ixi (CB) 12 9 0
Yelto-Alfan Ono (CB) 11 9 0
Xynat-Evela Cuf (GK) 9 9 0
Karar-Nirlo Hus (LB) 9 3 1
Nirlo-Betva Uzo (RB) 9 2 0
Vanza-Jerat Gep (GK) 8 8 0
Ozolx-Mazur Guv (LW) 7 1 1
Paliv-Xilit Max (SS) 6 3 1
Lucex-Ilinx Opu (CB) 5 4 0
Ilinx-Iblix Tla (RM) 5 1 1
Prant-Pertz Gor (ST) 5 1 1
Jralv-Nexev Pec (RW) 5 1 0
Yamaj-Blonz Jok (CM) 3 1 0
Dwada-Dalox Wek (DM) 2 0 0
Gavax-Nenzi Abe (AM) 2 0 0
Jralv-Yamaj Mal (LB) 2 0 0
Rilan-Belaj Tar (LW) 2 0 0
Prant-Telew Wek (GK) 1 1 0
Zorno-Relaf Bel (RB) 1 1 0
Helek-Nenzi Ono (LM) 1 0 0

Qusmo National Team Results

MD1 - Qusmo 1–0 Wolves Clans
MD2 - Beepee 0–4 Qusmo
MD3 - Qusmo 0–2 Gopnikea
MD4 - Tumbra 2–0 Qusmo
MD5 - Qusmo 0–1 Kandorith
MD6 - Yesopalitha 2–1 Qusmo
MD7 - Qusmo 3–3 Buyan
MD8 - Ceni 5–2 Qusmo
MD9 - Qusmo 3–1 Omerica
MD10 - Wolves Clans 0–1 Qusmo
MD11 - Qusmo 0–1 Beepee
MD12 - Gopnikea 0–0 Qusmo
MD13 - Qusmo 1–0 Tumbra
MD14 - Kandorith 0–0 Qusmo
MD15 - Qusmo 3–3 Yesopalitha
MD16 - Buyan 3–1 Qusmo
MD17 - Qusmo 1–5 Ceni
MD18 - Omerica 0–1 Qusmo

Final Group 11 Table

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 18 12 3 3 54 26 +28 39 Q
2 Buyan 18 11 2 5 29 16 +13 35 P
3 Tumbra 18 10 4 4 35 20 +15 34 P

4 Yesopalitha 18 8 8 2 41 31 +10 32
5 Gopnikea 18 7 4 7 26 29 −3 25
6 Kandorith 18 7 3 8 20 26 −6 24
7 Qusmo 18 6 4 8 22 28 −6 22
8 Beepee 18 4 5 9 15 28 −13 17
9 Omerica 18 4 3 11 22 38 −16 15
10 Wolves Clans 18 1 4 13 19 41 −22 7
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Postby Juvencus » Sun May 20, 2018 2:20 am

GROUPS DECIDED - TOUGH SAILING AHEAD


The group draw for the 80th version of the world cup took place yesterday and the results aren't as pleasant as most Juven fans would expect. The gli attaccanti, being a pot 4 team was destined to have some pretty tough competition and oh boy, they certainly received some pretty tough one.

The Juven national team was drawn in Group B, which will have its matches played in Starblaydia. If you believe that the gli attaccanti has a strong attack, wait till you see our opponents. The first team that followed the gli attaccanti in the group B spot is the unstoppable force that is Ethane. Ethane, being a similarly-minded team as our own is really offensive and really effective when it comes to offense as they managed to net an astonishing 52 goals past their opponents' nets. The 18th-ranked side will be looking to go through to the round of 16 this time as the opposition that came after them, Turori is in a pretty similar rank as them. Last, but certainly not least, the pot 1 side of this group, with the 2nd most effective offense this past qualifiers, La Vherderoja, it's Farfadillis, which is expected to have a great run this world cup. Sadly, our squad may not manage picking a point.

Now, for our brethren in Drawkland, they got put in group C, alongside Buyan and the 2 former world champions in Schottia and Electrum. It is expected for them to have it tough, however with a lot of positive morale on their sides after defeating Valladares in the playoffs, it is their first chance to qualify from the group stages of the tournament, after 3 consecutive failed tries.

As for the rest of the groups, it goes as follows:
Group A
Starblaydia
Free Republics
Nephara
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The group sees the host taking on the barely qualified Fleftics, the Free Republics and the obvious favorite to top the group, Nephara. This will be a stomp in Nephara's favour as the rest of the teams will fight to get the 2nd place spot.

Group D
Valanora
Baker Park
The Holy Empire
Ceni

A pleasant surprise is in Group D, and no I'm not talking about the cute sapient bunnies of the Holy Empire, I'm talking about the Commonwealth of Baker Park joining the '1st-time-world cup entrants club'. Baker Park may not have much room to work with and qualify past this group, however it is great that such a new squad manages to go this far on their first try. Valanora and The Holy Empire are most likely going through.

Group E
Equestrian States
New Gazi
Vilita
Banija

Another pleasant surprise is seeing the drought-stricken nation of Banija going through to the world cup. It may be their first try and they may manage getting a couple of upsets against co-hosts in Equestrian States and even Cup of Harmony 71 bronze medalists, New Gazi. It is obvious by now that Vilita is topping the group.

Group F
Chromatika
Barunia
Cosumar
Sargossa

Our cross-group rivals not only managed to get from bottom table to the top 3, but they managed to clinch their 2nd world cup qualification in a row. Group F could only be characterized as the "mini" group of death with many teams being close to each other in terms of rank as well as skill inside the pitch. Cosumar, despite all of its inconsistencies in the past may top this group. You may also keep an eye on Sargossa as they may go through as well.

Group G
Brenecia
Eura
Damukuni
Savojarna

This should be the "maxi" group of death, group G is in a similar state as group F, however seeing Brenecia and Eura battling it out with each other we may see a 3rd party stealing their spots, although that is highly unlikely.

Group H
Darmen
Mriin
South Covello
Pasarga

Lastly, we see our boogey squad in Mriin take on South Covello, Pasarga and surprise first place finishers in the qualifications, Darmen. Which Darmen forced South Covello go through the playoffs stages before getting to the world cup, a rematch between the 2 should be the spotlight of this group. The highly defensive team of South Covello should be going through, though.
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Postby New Gazi » Sun May 20, 2018 8:21 am

The Path To The Finals

New Gazi faced a rocky road on the way into Finals Group E. They finished their season 10-4-4. It was a decent record, but some saw more in store for the 3rd place contestants of the last Cup of Harmony. It was a mediocre record with late season momentum carrying the Cannoneers through the playoffs.

Veteran winger Uffe Diya had established himself as the team's lead scorer, scoring 14 of New Gazi's 38 regular season goals. He also added 5 assists. Carmen Jarlsdottir was making a name for herself as 'The Engine' of New Gazi. Her technical style in the middle of the field brought 6 goals and 8 assists. She had put on passes that were more than timely on New Gazi's path to Qualification. Team Captain Amare Contee was having a fairly quiet season. Still, he added 7 goals to the Cannoneers' tally.

Although New Gazi's defense has come under fire in clutch moments, they put together a decent season. They allowed 27 goals, making for a +11 differential. Part of this comes down to keeper Fafa Biri and her quick reactions. A few times this year, the Cannoneers saw Biri leave her line in a sprint to dive on the ball.

The veteran defender would be RB Jac Biobaku. Some have questioned if he should move into center. Jac has spoken against a move saying, "I'm better suited to the wings. I still see myself as more mobile than some of the younger guys. I also like my long passing skills. I just see the field better from the wing. Okay, maybe that's the reason", he admitted.

New Gazi found themselves down 2-1 in aggregate after Match 1 of the playoffs. They had fallen to Eastfield Lodge in front of a rambunctious home crowd at Cannon Bank Stadium. Amare Contee's lone goal was the only beacon of hope for the Cannoneers as they traveled overseas to try to repay the favor to EFL.

The opening volley was tallied on minute 16'. While moving up the field, passes brought the ball strategically to and from the wings from the center. There was movement with each pass, changing each player's spot on the field. It looked like the ball was still searching when Chiemeka kicked a pass to Niang at the wing. That was until Niang sent the ball into center with speed. Jamuike timed his foot, rotating as the ball rolled up to his twisting position. His foot caught all the ball and sent it rapidly into the far left corner.

He took off in celebration, surrounded by his team. Niang met up with him and gave him a tough handshake, glad he found the pass. The play seemed to bring energy to the Gazilians. This translated to the defensive effort. They had that extra boost to chase tackles and cut off passes. They fought harder for long passes sent from high, leaping for headers and controlling midfield.

New Gazi lost the battle of possession terribly in Match 1. In the second leg, they had a slight edge. Eastfield Lodge was a quality program that fought back hard throughout both matches.

When asked what the defensive plan was, Biobaku told a reporter, "we wanted to play a clean game. We didn't want to worry about cards or fouls or anything that might make us worry about losing a player. We stressed tackle accuracy over aggression and that led to some good plays."

The second goal came late at the 78' mark.

Jarlsdottir took a shot running up from a fast break off of a pass. Her shot hit high off the postwork, missed by the keeper who went too low. The ball bounced off the top post and back in the direction of a sprinting Amare Contee. The 6'2 center forward leapt with all his might to bring his head into contact with the ball. The ball had speed and a bit of an odd orbit. That threw the recovering keeper off as New Gazi's second goal was tallied by the captain.

It was exactly the result New Gazi needed, giving them a 3-2 aggregate score. After several years, New Gazi was entering their first World Cup Finals. The veterans spoke on what it meant to get here.

"There were times in those early years when we wondered what the next generation of Gazilian football would look like. We're just starting to see solid young prospects from our revamped youth program. It feels great to be here as we welcome the next generation of Cannoneers into the fray. Veterans like Jac, Diya and myself have helped build this program into what it is today. We've battled for the Cup of Harmony. It's time to make our first attempt at the World Cup."

"For some of us veterans, this may be our last shot. It's good to see the team to this threshold, crossing over into the Finals. If we get on a streak, anything is possible. It's a tougher tournament that should make for interesting football for the fans."

Coach Oliver Hausta also spoke on what it meant to Qualify. "This is where teams set off to be. Now we have to start clawing our way up the pack. This year is a transitional one. It's one where we have to learn from every game we play. We'll look to push the tempo and control the ball as much as we can. It's a bigger stage. Of course, the goal is to win. We'll need to show up and play hard for every match if we hope to advance. Our group is scrappy, that we know. We can't let them catch us off guard."

New Gazi will face Vilita in Match 1, Group E.

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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Sun May 20, 2018 11:03 pm

Lowell Friedman: "Good evening and welcome to the World Cup Show on CommSport 1, along side Karen Stone, I'm Lowell Friedman."

KS: "We weren't supposed to still be doing this at this point, were we?"

LF: "I don't think I was planning on it, but that's what happens when you think everything is supposed to go by the book. Baker Park's National Team has defied the odds and qualified for the World Cup 80 Finals in Starblaydia and the Equestrian States, on the very first attempt, which is something of a monumental achievement in World Cup annals."

KS: "Let's bring in our panelists, Alan Lilly, former National Team and Championship winning manager, and Charlotte Daniels, our NSWL analyst, and joining us from Shirley, Darren Anderson, Soccer Editor of The Shirley Exponent. Thanks to all of you for being here."

LF: "let's start with you Alan. Outside of the obvious historic ramifications, is this really the best outcome for the National Team, given the strong emphasis on building and long term growth in the game by the FAC?"

AL: "Well, there comes a point where you have to ask the question 'When is the future supposed to be?' If we've been laying a slow, steady foundation for success for the last 4 or 5 years, at what point do you decide that the particular moment you're aiming towards isn't right now? If you look at the roster, we have a group that for the most part are in that age range that you'd have to say are the prime years of the major players we have. 27, 28, 29. These are the years when players who have been in their careers for 7 or 8 or 10 years should be right where you want them in terms of experience and maturity."

KS: "Charlotte, you've played for the women's National side, is that a fair assessment?"

CD: "Well, yes. Alan makes a good point. We can keep saying that the future is what we are focusing on, but we are six years into the FAC Development Program that Dave Carlson and Trevor Richmond and Pam Scott implemented. Just because we've encountered a new level of competition than what we'd been facing previously doesn't mean that the progress we've been making somehow should get diminished. Look at the examples of teams we've sent off to face the very best nations in the multiverse. Under 18 win a championship, Under 21s make the final 8, a pretty decent squad finishes second in the Baptism of Fire. We've got the players and technical ability."

LF: "Darren, what's your take?"

DA: "I can't really find fault in the logic of either Charlotte or Alan. If we'd come up short in qualifying, it would've been a good stepping stone to work from for the next few years. But I think it's maybe time we start having a bit more of an expectation of our National Team. We play good soccer, we have skill and a system that players are able to utilize their particular strengths when put in the right situations. I'm not saying we should start getting ahead of ourselves by demanding this team make it through the group stage--because that's going to be tough row to hoe--but we should at least go into this with the idea that we might be able to a couple of points at a minimum. These are 3 superpowers of the soccer establishment, and we are 76th in the multiverse. But I think we need to lighten up on the deference and the "golly-geez we're so happy to be here" mentality."

KS: "Alan?"

AL: "yeah, no question that a bit of attitude change, a little bit of swagger if you will, would benefit the squad, and the country. We're proving that we're here to do the business--if you look at how we're handling the political situation in Banija, that's a good example of not having an inferiority complex and showing we are resolute and committed."

CD: "that's an important parallel to draw. We don't have a reason to feel intimidated or inferior in regards to something as serious as an international crisis, so it should stand to reason that we should have the confidence to stand tall in international sports as well."

LF: "Darren, I want to come back to you, but we need to take a break. I want you to weigh in on this when we come back. This is the World Cup Show on CommSports 1."
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Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Wed May 23, 2018 1:52 pm

THE TALE OF THE FLUFFY BUNNIES AND THE WORLD CUP DRAW

One day the fluffy bunnies were all sitting around their training burrow, waiting for the World Cup draw to be announced.

This was terribly exciting, because this is how they would find out who they would play in the World Cup, and where they would play them.

'I want to play Starblaydia!' said Twitch, his cute little bunny nose twitching ever so cutely. 'Mr Di Bradini is a very nice man, and I bet all of the other people in Starblaydia are just as nice as him!'

'You cannot play Starblaydia' said Mr Tzimisces, kindly 'at least not in the first round; for they are top seeds in the draw, just like us'.

'I want to play Equestrian States!' said Muffin, his fluffy bunny ears perking up at the thought. 'Those fiendish ponies don't like it up and at 'em'

'You cannot play Equestrian States' said Mr Tzimisces, kindly 'for they are top seeds in the draw, just like us'.

'I want to play Bostopia!' said Snuggles, his big brown eyes opening wide at the hope that he would one day meet the Emperor Boston.

'You cannot play Bostopia' said Mr Tzimisces, perhaps with slightly more edge in his voice than before 'for they did not even qualify'.

And so it was that Mr Tzimisces and Mr Di Bradini sat down with the fluffy bunnies over carrots and nice cups of tea, and explained all sorts of very complicated things like 'draw pots' and 'qualification' and 'getting to the knock-out stages'.

'Gosh,' thought the fluffy bunnies all at the same time 'this whole World Cup is much more complicated than we thought; genocidal campaigns of retribution against our sworn enemies were so much easier.'

After all of the carrots had been nibbled, and all of the tea had been poured into delicate little tea cups, and the fluffy bunnies had tried on jackets in the colours of all of the qualified teams - for something that Mr Tzimisces called 'marketing photocalls' - they sat down and watched the draw itself.

'This is ever so exciting!' cried Snowball, as Farfadillis, Schottia, the Holy Empire ('Hurrah!' said the bunnies!), Chromatika, Eura, and South Covello were all drawn in turn to join the hosts as the first seeds in each group.

And by the end of the evening, even though the bunnies didn't quite understand everything that had happened, they saw that the Holy Empire had drawn Valanora,
Baker Park, Ceni.

Mr Tzimisces was frowning slightly, his kindly face looking all furrowed with worry.

'What's a Laborious Hawk?' asked Bogart. 'Does it bite?'

'Why does Ceni have a swan in midfield?' asked Wiggles. 'And does she like bunnies?'

'If Baker Park leave a cake out in the rain' asked Twix, who was possibly just a little confused 'We will be able to take it - Cause it took so long to bake it; and we'll never have that recipe again'.

Mr Tzimisces tried to answer all of the excited bunny questions as best he could, and soon the fluffy bunnies were jumping up and down, barely able to contain themselves at the thought of travelling to Starblaydia.

'I do hope that they have lots of tasty carrots in Starblaydia' said Prince Fluffles, who was nothing if not focused on the benefits of a carotene-rich diet.

Mr Di Bradini assured him that they did, and this made the fluffy bunnies even more excited.

'Gosh, this going to be such fun!' said Benjy Bunny, and all of his bunny friends agreed, as they rushed to pack their suitcases.

Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, into the burrow.

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Postby South Covello » Wed May 23, 2018 5:11 pm

South Covello World Cup 80 Preview

The World Cup draw has taken place, and South Covello will be heading to the Equestrian States for World Cup 80, having been placed in Group H. There they join Mriin, Pasarga, and their old qualifier rivals, Darmen. Darmen shockingly finished ahead of South Covello in their qualifying group, and forced the Rebels to advance through the playoff, where they easily beat Lisander to move on to the Cup. The Rebels will be looking for revenge, and they'll get a chance to get it during the group stage. Let's take a look and preview each of South Covello's matches.

Matchday 1: vs. Mriin, Apple Orchard Park, Appleoosa

The Rebels will get things started in beautiful Apple Orchard Park, which sounds like a very yummy place to play. Perhaps the Rebels will eat some applie pie while they're there. But the most important thing to do is defeat Mriin. Mriin is ranked 17th in the world and topped Group 5 in qualifying, a group that also included Chromatika, Kalumba, and Garifunya. They nearly blew it on the final matchday with a loss to lowly Cosneolta, but Chromatika could only play Garifunya to a 2-2 draw, and the Mriin team advanced to the World Cup directly. The Mriin is up and coming, but ultimately the roaring Rebs defense is just going to be too much for them, we think. Prediction: South Covello 1-0 Mriin

Matchday 2: vs. Pasarga, Apple Orchard Park, Appleoosa

The Pasargans were once the most dominant team in the Multiverse, but their dynasty is no more. They are still ranked 11th and are a force to be reckoned with, but the days of yonder are gone over yonder and in the past. They will put up a better fight than Mriin, and are South Covello's highest ranked groupmate, and given how surprisingly weak South Covello was in qualifying, they may have a chance here. South Covello will be looking to win, lest they fall prey to Darmen again and not even advance out of the group stage, but a win over Mriin and a draw here would probably be sufficient to move on. They absolutely cannot affod to lose this one though, so we think they'll do what they do best and play a highly defensive game, hoping to break through a goal somehow. Maybe they will, maybe they won't, but they won't let one in. That we're sure of. Prediction: South Covello 0-0 Pasarga

Matchday 3: vs. Darmen, City of Manechester Stadium, Manechester

Ah, the moment for revenge has come. Darmen took four of six points from South Covello in qualifying and relegated them to the playoffs, and the Rebels will be out for sweet revenge. Assuming they get four points or more from the first two games, they will probably only need a draw here, but they'll want a win. Darmen is ranked 36th in the world. Their qualifying performance was a fluke. No way they penetrate the Rebel Wall a third time and come away with points here. South Covello is going to take this one and go to the knockout stage with seven of a possible nine points. Prediction: South Covello 2-0 Darmen

Looking Ahead:

Should South Covello advance, they will face one of the top two teams from Group D. We thought that whatever group Brenecia got drawn into would be the Group of Death, but that may not be the case here. Sure, they face Eura, but they also face Damukuni and Savojarna, who ranked towards the bottom of their respective spots. In all likelihood, Brenecia and Eura are going to top this group, in some order, and South Covello will have to face one of them in a very tough Round of 16 matchup. Maybe Damukuni will break through, less likely Savojarna, but we doubt it. We predict Eura will win the group, Brenecia will come in second, and South Covello will wind up facing Eura after Pasarga finishes ahead of them on goal difference.

This will undoubtedly be a tough matchup, but the good news is that if they win that, the best team they could face before the final would be Chromatika, who looked underwhelming in qualifiers. The bad news is, they might not get past Eura.

President John Green wished the Rebels luck as he visited their plane at the airport before it departed yesterday morning. An entire Legislative Delegation was there as well, sending them off to thunderous applause. President Green plans to travel to Equestrian States to at least see the group stage games, but will be remaining in the country for a little while longer before departing on his own plane. While there, he also plans to attend a ceremony honoring Equestrian soldiers who helped South Covello fight for its freedom against the Gregists last year. He hopes to stay for the knockout stages, but that will depend on both South Covello's performance in the group stage and whether there are any pressing national matters at home. However, he hopes nothing urgent will come up and he'll have a chance to watch the national team make a run all the way to its first World Cup. And all of South Covello stands watching, waiting, and hoping.
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Postby Chromatika » Wed May 23, 2018 9:39 pm

World Cup 80 Playoffs
Nova Anglicana 2–4 Chromatika

Goals: Andisori '29, '74 Victoriane '52, '82
Starting Lineup: Nier; Morningstar - Aart - Damjana; Thorben - Sybill - Montague (C) - Hellion - Dragana; Andisori - Victoriane.
Substitutes: An -> Morningstar '52, Xe -> Dragana '69, Mora -> Sybill '74
Chromatika 2–4 Nova Anglicana
(Full time 6-6 on aggregate, Chromatika wins 8-7 AET)

Goals: Thorben '19, Andisori '86, '97, '109
Starting Lineup: Ria; Morningstar - Aart - Damjana; Thorben - Sybill - Montague (C) - Hellion - Dragana; Andisori - Victoriane.
Substitutes: Stef -> Aart '57, Rien -> Thorben '71, Gail -> Victoriane '80
Five goals from Keira Andisori, and two in extra time. Yep, that's the leading scorer in Chromatik history, all right. Sure, the bigger story might be Mia Ria's implosion of her chances at winning the starter job, but Andisori takes the cake for being the one who catapulted the Chromatiks to yet another cycle. Where they will face...

Sargossa, Barunia, and... Cosumar.

Yes. The Vanquishers. Again. The biggest rivalry in Chromatik history returns, yet again. This time, with no drama between Antonio and Lethbridge, now happily married.

With their performances through the Playoff Stage in mind, Chromatika sends the following roster to Equestrian States:

Manager: Silian Parker
Assistant Manager: Jane Williamson
Physician: Zoe "Z" Benne

Players
#1 GK Jillian Nier
#2 RB Erika Morningstar
#3 CB Luuk Aart
#4 LB Aysu Damjana
#5 RM Molly Thorben
#6 CM Alyss Montague
#7 CM Sandra Sybill
#8 CM Rachel Hellion
#9 LM Jazmin Dragana
#10 ST Keira Andisori (C)
#11 ST Kaytlyn Victoriane
#12 GK Mia Ria
#13 RB Zheide McBee
#14 CB Lucjusz Stef
#15 LB Valence Ilya
#16 RM Laure Etienne
#17 CM Hermaeus Mora
#18 CM Mimi Kuzami
#19 CM Enigma Armageddon
#20 LM Xi Xe
#21 ST Miranda "Lightning" Gail
#22 ST Rowena Sierra
#23 GK Nika Justus

Projected Lineup for Match 1 vs. Sargossa: Nier; Morningstar - Stef - Damjana; Thorben - Montague - Sybill - Armageddon - Xe; Andisori (C) - Sierra.
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Everything's Better with Cocoa-bo... Starblaydia

Postby Turori » Wed May 23, 2018 10:37 pm

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If anything was learned during the Turori National Team's World Cup 80 Qualification campaign, it was that Turori itself is definitely better with Cocoabo. Over 20 Matchdays including two qualifying matches, Turori's National Cocoabo squad finished up with an 10-1-2 record for a total of 31 points including a seven match winning streak in the middle of the campaign. Turori's National Citizen Squad on the other hand was just 2-5 and raised doubts as to their quality right up until the very last kick of the ball dropping the second leg of Turori's two-legged World Cup Qualification round matchup by a 1-0 scoreline to Kalumba - the very same team that the Cocoabo Squad had defeated 5-0 just one match prior.

After having advanced to the World Cup 79 Quarter Finals before losing to eventual champions Schottia, the Cocoabo Squad has been on a roll and continued that roll during World Cup 80 Qualifying firmly establishing themselves as Turori's Team. The top seven goalscorers for Turori during the World Cup 80 Qualifiers were all Cocoabo with Cocoabo #91 leading the way with 8 goals during 11 matches played. Cocoabo #99 was next with five goals. The Cocoabo out performed their Citizen counterparts in every statistical category. The four combined shutouts posted by Cocoabo #85 and Cocoabo #86 bested the combined one shutout the Citizen Squad achieved in all of its matches - that coming at the hands of Wiyauw An'maude on Matchday 17.

WC80Q :: Apps [Goals]

11 [8] - Cocoabo #91 ::
12 [5] - Cocoabo #99 ::
13 [3] - Cocoabo #61 ::
13 [3] - Cocoabo #62 ::
12 [2] - Cocoabo #71 ::
10 [2] - Cocoabo #53 ::
5 [2] - Cocoabo #97 ::



WC80Q :: Apps [Shutouts]

7 [2] - Cocoabo #86 ::
6 [2] - Cocoabo #85 ::
4 [1] - Wiyauw An'maude ::
3 [0] - G.Q Disterfred II ::
1 [0] - Cocoabo #87 ::

Now the Cocoabo have earned another shot at the World Cup Finals and they have earned it in resounding fashion. Based upon the on-field results, the Turori National Team is most definitely better with Cocoabo. Now the Turorian faithful will be hoping that the Cocoabo are even better in Starblaydia.

Turori's National Cocoabo Squad - who don't use the "Eels" moniker in competition, but are simply known as the 'Cocoabo', will face their most difficult task on the opening matchday of the World Cup Finals group stage when they face the number two team in the world, Farfadillis. It will be the first meeting between the Cocoabo and la Vherderoja and it will be the toughest test for the Cocoabo right off the bat.

Group B

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Luckily, regardless of the result in their opening match against Farfadillis, the Cocoabo will have an opportunity to recover and keep control of their own destiny over the final two matchdays of the Group Stage. The Cocoabo will arrive in Starblaydia by way of Hallad and will play their first two matches at the Hallad City Stadium home to the Hallad Reavers. It is the third smallest arena being used in Starblaydia and combined with the Bekkside Arena in Tabeck, where they will relocate to for the third match of the Group Stage, will see the lowest combined attendances of any group in the World Cup Finals. This will likely play into the benefit of the Cocoabo who haven't regularly played in front of stadiums with more than 65,000 in attendance.

The other thing that may aide the Cocoabo in the quest for the World Cup will be their opponents on Matchday two and three of the group stage.

The Matchday two fixture at the Hallad City Stadium will likely be the most important for the Cocoabo as they will face off against their biggest rivals of the campaign with an eye on at least securing the second spot in the group and a place in the Round of 16. That opponent will be Ethane - the very same team that topped Turori's Group 10 in World Cup Qualifying after the combined Citizen & Cocoabo squad effort faltered due to the plethora of points dropped by the Citizens.

While Ethane did finish ahead of Turori in the Group 10 table, the Cocoabo had their number winning both meetings against the World's #18 ranked side - a 2-1 victory at the Cednia Beach Center on Matchday four then an exciting 3-2 triumph in the reverse fixture away at Ethane. The Cocoabo will be familiar with Ethane and will know how to beat them. They'll certainly have to do it one more time if they are to have any hope at winning World Cup 80, but if they do, they will be able to march on to the Bekkside Stadium in complete control of their destiny, with only a victory against 38th ranked Juvencus standing between them and a return trip to the knockout rounds.




Of course, with the Cocoabo coming to town, Cocoa-bo won't be far behind. Or ahead, in fact. Cocoa-bo, an establishment taking its name directly from the beloved national animal of Turori, started as a small dessert shop in Kionao, gained a huge following after they added chocolate topped drinks to their menu and has been in expansion-mode ever since, expanding the company footprint across Atlantian Oceania and beyond.

After already having expanded to Andossa Se Mitrin Vega and having set up pop-up locations in Cosumar and Drawkland, the folks at Cocoa-bo decided to leave it up to a poll to see what the next nation that would be "Better with Cocoa-bo" would be during World Cup 79 Qualifying. In the end, it was determined that the post-rebellion nation of South Covello would best be Cocoa-bo'd and full resources went into the project as Cocoa-bo teamed up with the CoBoCo to form the CoCoCo to provide services well above and beyond the social 'hang-out' with Bagels for the morning, Soups and Sandwiches for Lunch or Dinner and Salads for the entire day and their famous desserts - but an entire infrastructure of services and offerings.

The new effort was a full distraction for the Cocoa-bo marketing team who pressed their brand hard throughout the Covello. Their next task was to focus on instilling the Cocoabo as the national bird of South Covello. They knew if they could do that, marketing would hardly be necessary - their brand would sell themselves. Once they accomplished their goal and watched a bill signed by South Covello's President John Green to officially instill a non-native animal from another region of the multiverse as their National Animal, the Cocoa-bo team had officially achieved what they had set out to do. Their South Covellan franchises should now be able to sustain themselves. It was time to go back to the drawing board and revisit the list for Cocoa-bo expansion.
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Will Starblaydia be Better with Cocoa-bo?

During their prior studies of lands that would be suitable for Cocoa-bo expansion, the next two nations on the list after South Covello were Starblaydia and the Equestrian States.

The Cocoa-bo expansion team applied for a license to operate in both Starblaydia and the Equestrian States. In Starblaydia they found a desire to take a slow approach to expansion with material, projection plans and some other typical business related inquiries - as well as some more odd requests such as changing the color of the Cocoa-bo in the company logo to Purple, re-name the popular "Fritter Cakers" to "Krytie Haters" and to promise that all waste produced as a byproduct of Cocoa-bo operations be shipped to the Cocoabo Forest and dumped directly over its Eastern Border into Krytenia.

While the fine details were being worked out, the Cocoa-bo Marketing team decided that they better prepare for a ground campaign. They got into the design shop and began to mock up some flags to hand out when they arrived in Hallad City to get the Cocoa-bo brand on the mind of the locals.

The original mock-ups replaced the traditional Starblaydi Purple with the Cocoa-bo brown, but then they decided to change course considering the inquiry from their potential hosts to do the exact opposite to the Cocoa-bo logo. They certainly wouldn't want to offend the citizens of a nation they were trying to impress with their product. In the end they kept the original color scheme and rounded up a team of Cocoa-bo employees to meet with a game plan. At the end of their planning session, each of the representatives took 1,000 flags in a bag and set off on their way across Lake Bekk to Hallad City, Jhanna and Penningworth to spread the word of Cocoa-bo, with a plan to follow up with product samples and pop-up sites filled with delectables for the Locals and the traveling World Cup fanbase alike




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Postby Nephara » Thu May 24, 2018 2:30 am

Nephara 3 - 1 Dance 2 Revolution
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Swoboda; 18 - Asante (2 - Sanger 68'), 5 - Vannatter, 22 - Steelhenge, 3 - Jeurissen; 4 - Chilmark (23 - Carrow 86'), 8 - Shone; 13 - Coffey, 21 - Moxham, 11 - Staunton; 9 - Tregajorran
Goals: Tregajorran 33', Moxham 61', Shone 64'
Kopyk 0 - 1 Nephara
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Swoboda; 2 - Sanger (18 - Asante 70'), 5 - Vannatter, 6 - Scharner, 19 - Close; 23 - Carrow, 15 - Rosenthal; 7 - Saroszi (13 - Coffey 60'), 14 - Webster, 16 - Aspenwood; 9 - Tregajorran
Goal: Webster 17'

They watched and they waited for their names to be called.
There would, in the end, be no surprises. The same 23 as had, in fact, been called up before against Audioslavia and Tinhampton. But who knew, really? As Nephara's finest sat and stared and waited for the public announcement...

It was a low-key affair. Some minor preamble everyone ignored. And a couple of press awards got handed out too, because these were expensive events and it paid to consolidate them. But all that mattered was Franziska Rensenbrink, the representative onstage, reading out name after name after name, as Michael Brandon watched on from the side...

"Number 1, Apostolos Tsattalios: Falourr."
Tsattalios, at least, wasn't worried. Not rationally, anyway. But something in the back of his mind wondered... Swoboda had started the last few games. Just to test him out, surely, but...

"Number 2, Leona Rafford: Crisisbless."
Rafford was sipping on an iced tea, in a hammock in her backyard, surrounded by a few of her most fun friends. She knew her arrival was a foregone conclusion, and cheered when it was confirmed. They lit fireworks, blasted music and, after a while, the cops were called... and wound up joining the party.

"Number 3, Sieglinde Lohengrin: Crisisbless."
Across town, Lohengrin was surrounded by friends and family. She sighed deeply, and hugged her husband. She knew this would probably be her last one. She had to make the best of it.

"Number 4, Monica Rowland: Bastion."
Rowland was three rooms away from the closest stream, working herself through her yoga routine. Two hours later, she'd pick up a phone, look up the news homepage... and nod. She'd made it. As she deserved.

"Number 5, Dieter Konoval: KT Moreazerua."
Konoval had just made his hundredth cap. There had been little fanfare, and few had even really seen it coming. He had just... always been there, for a long time. It was pretty clear he'd make the squad, but even so he greeted the news with a thunderous cheer that woke the neighbours' cat.

"Number 6, Trajan Bruyne: Mallox."
He still couldn't believe it was real. He asked his kid to pinch him, and he did, and it hurt.

"Number 7, Adnan Szalai: Ulsa."
This was the end for the old warhorse, the last survivor of the World Cup winning team. Fanaiyan was already getting significant game-time, and he'd been able to see Saroszi, the next gun, in action at Ulsa. He sighed. His girlfriend kneaded his shoulder. It felt like the end of an era.

"Number 8, Rusalka Klein: Crawford City FC."
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! She deserved this. She'd forced her way into contention and stood there, forced out Tarashaj - turned out, if you just listened to what Brandon said, kept your head down and worked your heart out for your career, it worked out.

"Number 9, Estrella Hawke: Sabrefell Athletic."
Hawke liked to think she was... above such petty things as personal achievements. Most of her was, anyway. But on the other hand... Amokachi had 65 goals. Top scorer in Cormorants history. She was twenty behind, and just 26 years old. It wouldn't take much... just to keep doing what she did.

"Number 10, Heron Kendall: Port Sebastian."
Kendall was at home, with a bottle of light Schottic beer. When her name came through, she raised it up and drained it.

"Number 11, Rowena Strongbow: Directus."
Strongbow had excelled wherever called upon. The pressure just got stronger and stronger on her shoulders, more and more suffocating, it... but she had to keep going. She had to move on. She forced a smile, for her friends, and they cheered and popped champagne for her.

"Number 12, Andreas Swoboda: 1860 Azoth."
He leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling. He'd made it - one of the few who were legitimately in doubt. But... he'd done well for the team, when called upon. He'd been groomed as a backup. ... Right?

"Number 13, Ishtar Fanaiyan: Eastweald."
It was late in Cosumar. Fanaiyan had drifted off an hour ago, but her boyfriend rubbed her shoulder. "You made it," he murmured as her eyes flickered open, and she smiled wearily before falling straight back asleep.

"Number 14, Josie Webster: North Laithland."
Webster had told all her friends that it didn't really matter for her, that, like all other things in life, she'd take the result in her stride, come what may.

Webster had lied.

"Number 15, Circe Rosenthal: Marionville."
Sitting down, with a bottle of cider, as the moon rose. This had been coming for a while, but... she held Laura Carrow's hand, and looked into her eyes. Seven more numbers left. They both knew she wasn't going to make the cut, not yet. And they sighed together, and leaned into something that might well cause the management a lot of issues.

"Number 16, Regatta Aspenwood: Handon United."
Aspenwood wasn't interrupting her night run for anything. An audio feed plugged into her ear, but it only confirmed what she already, almost certainly, knew. She nodded to herself, and kept going.

"Number 17, Dragan Stavanger: Tannenberg FC."
Stavanger was just happy to be there. At 29, his role diminishing with time, his shot at a starring role faded, he was just happy to take every tournament. He missed the Copa Rushmori through injury, but that was small potatoes compared to this.

"Number 18, Danijel Brymora: Brinemouth."
Brymora cheered, centrepiece of a room crowded with people snacking on every sort of food Brymora himself could only dream of. This was one hell of a 28th birthday.

"Number 19, Lux Vicelich: Sabrefell Moths."
Vicelich lay sprawled across her sofa, hugging a giant, fluffy dog, larger than she was. Her grip finally relaxed, and she sighed, and felt her phone buzz as her parents called on the spot to congratulate her.

"Number 20, Anthoulis Matraxis: Creed United."
Matraxis couldn't handle the anticipation. Feeling vaguely foolish and childish, he'd slunk off to wander through the park. But when the news did flood in through texts and missed calls... he practically collapsed with relief. Sure, it was only as third-choice. But after missing out last time... he'd take it.

"Number 21, the captain, Konrad Gosforth: Mâ Âlâmëómë."
He knew he was there. Confident enough he wasn't even watching, too busy pummelling a punching bag - what would be gained from anticipation? But his miniscule local girlfriend was, and ran down from the living room to hug him when the news came through. He stopped, threw off his gloves and hugged her back.

"Number 22, Ryan Theuer: Falourr."
Theuer was on the seat beside club teammate Tsattalios. He gave a rumbling sigh, and winced when Tsattalios gave him an encouraging thump on the back.

"And number 23, Servet Misidjan: AFC Treason!"
Misidjan flopped back in her chair, and stared at the ceiling. Just when she thought she had it all, the world at her fingertips... one poor season had come so close to tearing it away from her. But it hadn't won. She was still here.

Twenty-three players with one aim in mind: ultimate glory on the world stage.
WCC Grand Slam champion.
Accidental Gridiron Championship Silver Belt holders for six cycles??

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Super-Llamaland 0–3 Schottia
Line-up: Gould, Hordern, Doig, Carlin, M.Ünterhausen, Conjure (Stenberg), Bànach, Coultan, Avelione (Del Arro), Soria Luna, Curren (Lennox)
Goals: Conjure, Curren, Lennox



Enrico Hanson-Conavacio

Part Fifteen.

Manechester


Manechester, Equestrian States

In the northern coastal town of Manechester, in the land of magic and friendship, a young man and a young woman ambled slowly through the leafy suburbs. Corinne Martel-Burns was neither magical nor friendly, making the trip to the Equestrian States a particularly unpalatable one of her. She didn't believe in magic (in spite of what happened to her two Mid-Winters ago) and she believed even less in making friends. Moreover, the fact that talking ponies were more likely to fill her heart with rage than wonder, it was safe to say she was in the wrong place.

'You know, I've just noticed something.' Said Ross Renshaw, Connie's long-suffering partner, as he tried to take things in on his first visit to this fantastical land. 'Every little break I seem to get is spent walking around with you on some wild goose chase. Last year it was Tihon, this year– '

'Oh shut the fuck up!' Connie snapped at him. It wasn't particularly rude by her standards, if she had been angry he would have known about it. It was less than a month to go until the World Cup, and both of them knew that they were risking the wrath of manager Lionel Mah by coming here, but Connie had a promise to keep. This was no skin off her back; having her day served cold with a side order of wrath was all part and parcel of being CMB. Ross, on the other hand, was a by-the-book, head-below-the-parapets sort of guy, and he found himself glued to his phone, praying that there were no stories about Schottia stars going AWOL.

'I'm only saying...' Ross replied with a shrug, keeping his cap pulled down over his eyes to ward against recognition. It was an utter waste of time however, given that his partner - one of the most recognisable faces in world football - was marching out in front of him in shorts and t-shirt. With the Pegasuses controlling the weather carefully inside the country, it always felt warm and pleasant. Ross figured they must have been cheery creatures - whoever was controlling the weather in Schottia was likely far less agreeable. 'I mean, maybe we could do something a little more relaxing next time, like... camping... or visit family... or rent a little villa on one of the Cacertan islands? It might be nicer than turning up late for training after travelling half way across Atlantian Oceania at the behest of a ghost.'

'Oh Jesus-fucking-Christ!' Connie spun on the spot, every inch of her body contorted with aggression for a second, before she remembered her therapy sessions and got a handle on it. 'Look there's a parapet over there!' She said, pointing to narrow bridge. 'Feel free to stick your head below it and wait till I come back.'

A little shaken, but now with fresh resolve, Ross scurried along behind her to catch up (no matter how inviting the parapet had looked). 'Do you know where we are going at least?' He asked, falling into stride with the Directus striker. They had been walking through the town for some time now, but he was quietly hopeful that the sense of purpose in her gait meant that she had a plan inside that unfathomable head of hers.

'I've got a rough idea, yes.'

'Do you have a map or something– '

'No.'

Ross had no choice but to trust her. There was a certain number of direct questions he knew he could ask his partner before she entirely lost patience, and he had an acute understanding of this. The firm "no" had told him that enough was enough for now, and that he would need to give it ten minutes for the imagined anger-bar floating above her head to go back to green. The first World Cup Ross could remember as a child had been World Cup 72, which the Equestrian States had co-hosted with Valanora. He had this strong, almost palpable memory of sitting on the carpet of his parents' living room, watching the final between Eura and Pasarga. His father had had Eura on his lucky coupon from work, and had been grumbling most of the way through the match.

'See.' Connie stopped, extending a finger in the direction of a side street, into what looked like a wealthy and leafy suburb. 'I told you I knew where I was going.' There was an unusual glimmer of pride in the corner of her eye; an air of satisfaction that she had managed it.

'Nice.' Ross said, returning the smile, accepting her invite to proceed down into the cul-de-sac. He enjoyed these rare moments of softness in Connie, they were the drug that kept bringing him back. It was often at night, when she was dreaming and the semi-permanents grimace was absent from her expression that he caught himself staring at her.

Neither of them were sure which house belonged to the Hanson-Conavacios, but luckily they found the answer they were looking for soon enough. A small group of children were playing football (or hoofball) in the middle of the street, a couple of jumpers put down as goalposts. The children were an assortment of humans and foals of various type, all playing reasonably harmoniously. Most had on purple Equestrian kits, but there were a few other colours of the various World Cup nations dotted in there, as tournament fever had clearly struck. A young human boy and girl of about eight and five respectively, clad in Schottia kits, told Ross and Connie that they were in the right place.

'Is that him?' Ross asked, pointing at the small boy, using up a valuable direct question.

'Nah.' Connie shook her head, thinking hard. 'I reckon he's a bit too wee. Must be a younger brother or something...' The two of them were currently crouched behind a piece of shrubbery, trying to keep their powder dry, as they were aware that revelling themselves to a bunch of football mad kids would mean a lengthy period of autograph signing. 'You go and ask them where we can find Enrico.'

'Me?' Ross was taken aback. 'Why me?'

'Because you're the least famous, you won't cause as much hype.' Connie answered without a breath of humour. 'If I go out there, they'll be all over me.'

'I am famous!' Ross protested, with all the indignation he could summon. 'I play in the V-League for Christ's sake! I think they'll know who I am..!'

'I know, but you don't have that same sort of star quality. Ross, I'm here on a mission, I'm not here to massage your insecurities.' Again Connie delivered the words in a deadpan manner; she didn't have the patience for tact. 'Look, just go out there and ask, keep your cap on, and... put on a fake accent or something...'

'I'm shit at accents!'

'Do your Chad Duquez impression, that'll work.'

Before he could protest, a firm hand thrust Ross out into the street, where he came face to face with the group of youngsters, who initially took no notice.

'Eh... eh, excuse me.' Ross said, in his awful attempt at a Quebecois accent. 'Do any of you know here I could find a guy called Enrico?' He waited for a moment, while the children seemed to be considering the question carefully. It didn't occur to Ross at the time, but looking back the event, it was wholly probably that someone coming looking for Enrico was never good news.

'Are you a spy?' The girl of five or six years asked, tilting her head and squinting at him.

'Huh, eh, no.' Ross had no experience in interacting with small children and it was already showing. 'I'm just a family friend, or a well-wisher perhaps.' Out of the corner of his eye Ross spotted Connie shaking her head angrily. 'What makes you say I'm a spy..?' He asked finally, trying desperately to recover the situation.

'You're wearing a sun hat pulled down over your face, and you're trying to talk in a Quebecois accent.' The girl laughed. 'My dad comes from Quebec, I know what it's supposed to sound like, and yours sucks.'

'Yeah, it's a pretty lame disguise mister.' Added a young Bat-Pony in a Ponyville United top, who stood with one hoof on the ball.

'Totally, lame.' Added the older human boy, who was likely the brother of both the girl and Enrico. 'When I'm dressing as a spy I normally go for a long black jacket and sunglasses. No offence, but it's really easy to see that you're a spy. Has Enrico been in trouble again.'

'No... look...' Connie scrambled through the bush, her appearance causing much excitement amongst the group of young footballers. 'He's not in any trouble, we just need to give him a short message, it's... from a friend.'

'Wow, are you CMB!!!' Shouted one of the young ponies. 'Will you sign my ball!?!'

'See!!! I told you my mum knew her.' Said the small girl, now clearly identifying herself as Hazel Hanson-Conavacio. 'My mum has met all the Schottia players. She is the team Phillow...'

'Oh, well.' Ross said removing the hat and returning to his natural voice. 'I guess there's no need to hide it anymore.' However, if he thought his great reveal was going to see him showered in the same sort of appreciation, he was badly mistaken. It wasn't that the children didn't know who he was, it was more the case that next to Connie his stardom paled in comparison. It was a bit like family hatchback parked next to a race-car.

'So do you know where we can find him.' Connie asked (as kindly as she could, her lips almost breaking into a smile), after she had done a round of autographs and a mini Q&A.

'I'll show you!'

No me!!! I will!' The Hanson-Conavacio siblings grabbed at her hands, as they fought over the honour of walking her round the side of the house. The footballer was almost pulled off her feet as the two of them competed to be the one leading the way.

Alone, and bringing up the rear, Ross followed on quietly.

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Postby Farfadillis » Thu May 24, 2018 7:28 am

"Twenty-two goals in ten games." Täjó whispered to himself before. Not even he could believe how in-form he was. Easily the best striker in the Mutiverse, both for club and country, leading United to a fifth Champions' Cup and his country to a never-before-seen number of goals after just nine games of qualifiers. He was scoring for fun, and he'd never felt so... powerful. Having always played second-fiddle to his admittedly very talented cousin, this was uncharted territory for Çíânflöné.

Throughout his international career, every one of his teammates had always looked for Wínrôuge first for a pass. Then, if he felt merciful, Wínrôuge would pass the ball to him. It is an exaggeration, obviously, but at times it truly felt like that to the Rulandese striker, the one that nobody could stop talking about nowadays. Now all of his teammates, except for one, looked for him first. He was the one that made things happen. He was the more talented of the two cousins. The best player in the Multiverse. He wanted to enjoy the moment, because he knew it could be brief. Aged 32, and having "survived" a cruciate ligament injury, he could tell he didn't have many more years at a level remotely similar to the one he was at.

The one thing he lamented about all of this was that his insane form happened at the same time as his cousin's abilities appeared to wane. This was perhaps not a coincidence. That special bond they shared, on the pitch as one of the most fearsome pairs of players in any team and off the pitch as good old friends, it seemed to... disappear into thin air. Over time, things had soured with him, through no fault of his own. The saddest thing was that he knew Fôrté, and so wasn't surprised at all. He had, after all, completely destroyed his identity.

Lüí Wçêíl pulled off a very precise through pass toward him. Just like him, the kid became unrecognizable in a matter of months. He was now miles better, and looked like a very probable starter for the World Cup. He was fantastic at assisting him. Täjó picked up the pass, feigned a shot, got past the Acronian defender in front of him and placed the ball well beyond the keeper's reach. "Twenty-three goals in ten games." He whispered now.

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Oskar Holsteiner had a fantastic life in every sense of the world. He came from a stable household that provided everything he needed for his education. He'd graduated with honors before choosing to follow his dreams as a footballer. In football, he was almost unmatched throughout his life. It was only when he got called up to the DBC that he finally found someone as talented as him, though one year older, in Xíxì Êns. Oskar was tearing up the Schottic league, at least he saw it that way. He was an extremely deadly out-and-out striker that could score from anywhere at any time. Still, nothing was enough for Oskar. He'd never felt more powerless than when he watched Xíxì and Täjó play for the national team.

Täjó was indisputably the best player in the team. He couldn't even hope to come close to his level, at least not for a few years. But Xíxì... he was just barely his senior, and frustratingly good. He was almost as good as Oskar in everything a striker has to be good at. Oskar prided himself in being faster and a deadlier finisher, but deep down he knew Xíxì had him beat in other areas, which made him the better player. He could never even hope to tear a defense apart like Êns could with his dribbling and passing, nor could he ever confuse an opposing team so much with his off-the-ball movement, good as it was at getting him to score goals. He watched, match after match, as Xíxì and Täjó outperformed him. He did his best, but it was never enough. Tíbürçìó gave him plenty of playing time, and he scored quite a bit, but it was never enough to displace either of them. He knew it was temporary - Täjó's legs could only last so long - but he'd never experienced this before. Frustration. That's what it was called. Xíxì Êns made him feel frustration.

"Oskar, get prepared, you're coming on." He heard the gaffer say. Of course. They were already two goals up, Täjó and Xíxì had performed admirably and needed a rest. He could now go largely ignored for a couple of minutes and supposedly feel content with his situation in the squad. He could already imagine the headlines. "Xíxì Êns and Täjó Çíânflöné, aka the Galacticos, guide Farfadillis to another convincing win" He couldn't have been farther from the truth.

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Fôrté Wínrôuge. A name and a surname that had always inspired respect. When performing at the best of his abilities, he had always hated how heavily his opponents marked him. He didn't struggle with that anymore, and it was far more hurtful than it was convenient. Picking up the ball and having just one player on you while you can tell the rest of the defenders are hastily awaiting what your cousin can do... he was, worst of all, getting used to it. His identity had crumbled, his self-esteem had gone from annoying to non-existent. His club form had waned, and so had his international form. Mâ Âlâmëómë had replaced him with a better player. He was now less pacey, his dribbling was now less tricky, he no longer had that edge that made him score more than the forwards sometimes. He was now more of a pure playmaker. Fôrté had always looked down on Ror Jevdjevic-Hadsic for having that role, he was finally regretting it. The humbling experience was making Fôrté a better person.

He had accepted his role. They were two-nil up, away from home. Despite the slip-up against Ko-oren, the team was firing on all cylinders. It was now much more of a team. This team could definitely beat most of the previous ones, though the true test would be at the World Cup proper. He knew Tíbürçìó wouldn't risk getting his best players injured at times like this, so he replaced Lázár Eleonóra with Lojes de Sájajo, the young kid gleaming with hopes to impress. Then he replaced Lüí Wçêíl with Scheherazade Meier, since they were fighting neck and neck for the starting spot. After that substitution, he looked at the substitutes' bench. Holsteiner was warming up. Fôrté would be staying on the pitch again.

This no longer irked him. He was now the passive playmaker that contributed but never stood out, so he'd just play the part until minute ninety. Sasca passed the ball to him after a fantastic tackled by der Pros. He looked up, saw Täjó finding some space and pulled off an inch-perfect pass to him. He knew in his heart his cousin's hat-trick was coming. He'd lost count of his goals at this point.

Täjó picked up the ball, went past the Acronian defender for the umpteenth time that night, then prepared to shoot...

... before the defender snapped his right leg with a furious sliding tackle.

Everyone stood shocked. Täjó watched his world crumble before him. Holsteiner felt slightly happy, but sad after that, and slightly guilty for his initial reaction. Wínrôuge felt only immense relief. Everyone else's heart was broken.

The referee sent off the Acronian defender and Xíxì Êns, who had punched him in the face and almost made the entire game go to shit, Holsteiner replaced Täjó, Sasca scored a third goal and then the game was over.

The team headed to the dressing room very silently. They looked hopeless. Most of them, anyway. Tíbürçìó stopped the one player that looked unfazed by it all.

"Fôrté." Wínrôuge fully expected to be told he was now the team's most important player again. Everythings was going back to normal. "You know your cousin's injury does not mean you'll suddenly stop playing like shit, right? Your form is probably permanent."

He was caught off-guard by the comment, but knew Tíbürçìó was an odd man, so he swiftly recomposed and shrugged it off. "I know, gaffer. Can I go now?"

"Oh, yes, yes. Sorry for bothering you. You played very well tonight..." He paused, then looked at him with a torturer's face. "A solid seven out of ten. Keep at it, captain." Fôrté only rolled his eyes.

He had always been the best at putting him in his place, ever since he was a kid at Mâ Âlâmëómë's academy. So yes, the gaffer's words cut very deep, as usual.

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In yet another fascinatingly illogical decision by fascinatingly bizarre president of the fascinatingly stupid FFFF Alex Terán, the World Cup squad would be announced by Tirón Soldersamí, the third most important accountant in the organization, on a stage at the FFFF's headquarters and streaming on live TV. "Why don't we just post it announce it on our official site or something? Seems less dramatic and much more to the point" Tirón Soldersarmí asked Alex Terán. "Go fuck yourself" Alex Terán answered. Decisive leadership.

The squad seemed largely obvious, but there was one enormous question. Would Täjó Çíânflöné make it? He'd only be able to play from the third match onwards, and that was only if he was lucky. Oskar Holsteiner had scored almost a goal per game in his stead and many felt the substitute spot could be left to prominent local players like Archard Rigozsoldos, Süy Fürgààn and Gosmo Gulata.

"Aren't we copying Nephara?" Tirón couldn't help but ask the president.

"Absolutely yes."

A few people were accomodated in the few chairs on the room, then the others sat on the floor cause they had no other option. After three different broken microphones were tested, Tirón was finally ready to make the big announcement. Everyone shifted on their seats on TV, waiting for the big announcement.

"Number 1. Calogero Metz."

Täjó sighed deeply. He'd never been this nervous in his life.

"Number 2. Kósa Bajnok."

A surprise. Tíbürçìó had made it official: Kósa Bajnok had stolen Süns Söh starting spot.

"Number 3. Oskar Holsteiner."

For a moment, Täjó's world froze. Holsteiner was his replacement, obviously. He didn't think he'd get one of the first eleven numbers, though. He started really worrying. Also, it was Meier's number. This meant she'd lost her starting spot.

"Number 4, 5 and 6 everyone knows who they are. Can I move on, please?"

"That's fine, do whatever." Alex Terán shouted from the back.

"Number 7. Lüí Wçêíl."

That used to be Täjó's number. Used to be. Now it was Wçêíl's. The kid deserved the starting spot. He'd quickly become one of the team's best players.

"8 through 11 are even more bloody obvious. So let's continue with the less important players. Number 12, Íüé Tgô. Number 13, Zsolgar Zsase. Number 14, Trejo Maes. Number 15, Süns Söh. Number 16, Moisés Fermández."

Tirón had picked up the pace, and Täjó felt some relief. At least the guy on TV would cut to the point, even if the FFFF didn't.

"Number 17, Vínseslâdís Wìjìnì."

A talented kid.

"Number 18, Lojes de Sájajo."

Another talented kid.

"Number 19, Joan Nonhagatte. Number 20, Scheherazade Meier."

And that was when the World paused for Täjó. Holsteiner's number used to be 21. Surely, it'd be his now?

"Number 21, Stiin Siorrha'Asione." Tirón paused to get some water.

Siorrha'Asione had always used 22. Would he be given that number now. Or would it go to Gosmo fucking Gulata? Number 23 would obviously go to the third keeper, so the next number would decide things.

Tirón returned to the stage. "Number 22, Gosmo Gulata."

As Täjó's world came crashing down, he didn't even hear Lafayette Tifoxé getting the call-up as the third keeper.

"And, finally: Number 24, Täjó Çíânflöné."

What?

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FFFF Stuns The Multiverse With 24th Player in World Cup Squad
"I can do that, yes." - Alex Terán


After Tíbürçìó's surprise exclusion of Täjó Çíânflöné following his injury against Acronius and worries over his fitness, the FFFF stunned the World by including him anyway, on live TV, as number 24. While the manager didn't pick him initially, Alex Terán said he scribbled him onto the list at the last possible second.

"It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing. Täjó's a cool guy and he plays well. I figured it wouldn't hurt to have him around." Alex Terán declared to the press. After being asked if the list now breaks any rules because of the presence of our beloved Täjó Çíânflöné in it, Alex Terán declared that "People complain about the FFFF but the WCC is even less clear in its rulings if you ask me. I say we're fine."

Tíbürçìó has opted not to comment on his ex-player-turned-president's antics, but he did say he was "absolutely stunned" to have Täjó at his disposal. "Not angry, just stunned. He's probably angry at me for trying to exclude him, though." He also said.

Täjó himself has only expressed immense relief. "I'd lost all hope after Gosmo's name was announced. But I guess sometimes the Multiverse throws you a bone. I'd like to take this moment to congratulate Gosmo Gulata on the call up, too." He said with clear humility.

Also, yes, Gosmo Gulata got a very surprising call up.

Farfadillis' official squad for World Cup 80 will be the following:

1. Calogero Metz
2. Kósa Bajnok
3. Oskar Holsteiner
4. Ezequiel Marchiondo
5. Somuele der Pros
6. Mârtín Básá
7. Lüí Wçêíl
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12. Íüé Tgô
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14. Trejo Maes
15. Süns Söh
16. Moisés Fermández
17. Vínseslâdís Wìjìnì
18. Lojes de Sájajo
19. Joan Nonhagatte
20. Scheherazade Meier
21. Stiin Siorrha'Asione
22. Gosmo Gulata
23. Lafayette Tifoxé
24. Täjó Çíânflöné
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Postby Abanhfleft » Thu May 24, 2018 8:30 am

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WORLD CUP 80 QUALIFIERS: ABANHFLEFT VS DARKMANIA

By Malik Qazizadah

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Relief is on the faces of the Abanhfleft women's national football team after they produced an impressive victory against Petroslovania in the World Cup 80 qualifiers. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Andros Tasasa)

PETROSLOVAKIA, PETROSLOVANIA - The revenge of the Fleftics against the sides that had humiliated them in the first half of the qualifiers continues as Abanhfleft managed to overcome an early 1-0 deficit to ultimately win 4-3 against Petroslovania at the opposition's own Championship Arena in Petroslovakia and ensure that Abanhfleft's chances of qualifying for the World Cup are still attainable.

At the reverse of this stage in the first half of the World Cup qualifiers, it looked as if Abanhfleft's chances of qualifying for the 80th World Cup in Starblaydia and the Equestrian States had gone up in smoke after a disastrous campaign under Heinrich Wurzmann which resulted in the Lady Revolutionaries tallying an unbelievable six losses to its name in just the first half, but the appointment of North Prarie native Ginny Katesmar to the top job has not only halted the Fleftics' downward slide but has also seen to their unlikely return to qualification contenders by winning six out of the next seven games, and the next hurdle that had to be overcome was Petroslovania.

However, as had happened in the reverse fixture at the Wanda Island Arena, it would be the one player whom Fleftic clubs had rejected from signing, Jedrzej Abdullaba, who would look like he had struck the fatal blow to the Lady Revolutionaries' chances and hopes of qualifying by unleashing a rocket of a shot into the top right corner that no keeper in the multiverse would ever have a chance of saving, and to Abdullaba's credit, the ball didn't even take a deflection before nestling in the back of the net.

It would take Abanhfleft sixteen minutes before they found a response through Alexandra Rousseau smashing home the header from Chelsea Stuart's cross, but probably the most important thing for the Fleftic fans was that the team was indeed fighting back from the deficit and going about it the proper way by applying steady and consistent pressure on the opposing team, which also eventually resulted in Abanhfleft's second goal through Chelsea Stuart, who was on hand to turn in the rebound from Lillian Prescott's saved shot.

However, it would take until the sixty-minute mark for the game to fully and truly come alive, and Abanhfleft managed to assert its dominance over its opponents with two goals in three minutes scored by Lillian Prescott and substitute Kelly McGinnis.

And for all of Abanhfleft's dominance throughout the match, Petroslovania were able to make the scoreline less embarrassing for them with a late push starting from the 87th minute that saw them score two goals as well, although Jywant Korrapati and Xia Sung scored in between six minutes as opposed to the 179 seconds separating Prescott and McGinnis' goals.

  PETROSLOVANIA 3 - 4 ABANHFLEFT
ABDULLABA (2') ROUSSEAU (18')
KORRAPATI (87') STUART (25')
SUNG (90+3') PRESCOTT (61')
McGINNIS (64')

ABANHFLEFT
GK: 1 Carter
RB: 2 Osgood
CB: 4 Jackson
LB: 3 Valentine
RM: 30 Winter-Slaughter
LM: 31 Erin
RW: 7 Prescott
CAM: 10 Torres (Woodward - 82')
LW: 8 Singh
RS: 9 Stuart (Dolan - 72')
LS: 11 Rousseau (McGinnis - 51')
PETROSLOVANIA
GK: 1 Brambilla
RB: 4 Cornell
CB: 2 Lopez
LB: 3 Alberghini (Di Fiorentino - 70')
RW: 7 Sung
RM: 5 Chan
CM: 9 Petrosillo (Boehler - 90+1')
LM: 6 Abdullaba
LW: 7 Makaio
RS: 99 Campo (Dobrev - 83')
LS: 10 Korrapati

MATCH STATS
Possession

Petroslovania: 50%
Abanhfleft: 50%
Shots
Petroslovania: 12 (6 on target)
Abanhfleft: 14 (7 on target)
Corners
Petroslovania: 5
Abanhfleft: 7
Fouls
Petroslovania: 15
Abanhfleft: 20
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"Are you absolutely sure?" Ázëwyn asked, her blazing wide eyes fixed on Simeone. "One hundred percent certain that this is the real image?"

"It's her, Ázëwyn," Simeone said, gesturing to the two images, side by side, on his computer screen. There they were, the exact same face in each, with only minor differences in the hair and style of dress, as per fashion. The make-up, too, was different, but even Simeone was bright enough to see straight through that. "Lady-Protector Korra Starblayde is Viannor."

Ázëwyn Fëanáro, Manager of the Starblaydia national football team, and Simeone Di Bradini, assistant manager of The Holy Empire of Alasdair I Frosticus national team (currently 'the Fluffy Bunnies') stared long and hard at each other, lit by the warm light of the sun as it streamed into Simeone's house in the Jhanna suburbs. Based on his evidence, a single picture's evidence, they had discovered that the great and wonderful leader Korra Starblayde, adored by all as the plucky, beautiful, kind daughter of Julius Starblayde, was the evil bitch queen Lady Viannor of almost two-hundred years before. The woman who had tried to kill the great Tiberius Starblayde, seized power, dominated the country with an iron grip of tyranny and murder for a decade, who only was ousted from power after she took on the entire region of Atlantian Oceania by herself - and lost - in a war codenamed Operation Galactica, was back in charge of the country. Somehow, by some way, she had survived for two centuries and laid low out of sight.

To anyone else, the thought of a woman looking exactly the same after two hundred years would have been ridiculous, but to the immortal Dreamed Realm construct and the elf who'd recently celebrated her four thousand and fiftieth birthday, it was somewhat less outlandish. The picture proved it, but no other pictures they could find corroborated their evidence. Every single thing they could find on the net was of a different woman. Her features, generic and often obscured, were simply not the same as the picture Simeone had kept on his hard drives for those two hundred years. What had happened, and which was the fake? When combined with the note that Lucas Cable had left, Simeone and to a certain extent Ázëwyn, were convinced of the situation. But there was only one problem.

What on earth were they going to do about it?

Lady-Protector Korra Starblayde, who had taken over after the very public death of her 'father' during Starblaydia's tenth World Cup Hall of Fame induction ceremony, was near-universally beloved by the people. She was young (to all intents and purposes), beautiful, kind, pleasant, talented, intelligent and a dozen other things that people look up to in celebrities - something the ruler of Starblaydia was first and foremost. In her proclamations she'd ended torture, rejoined the World Assembly, and kept Starblaydia in the top 1% of nations across several categories. It as still one of the most influential nations in the world today, still outward-looking, a progressive leader and trusted to host a World Cup for the first time in over a hundred and fifty years.

There was simply nothing wrong.

Not that they could see, at least. Nothing that would prompt the third great Calling of the Elenmacilnórë - the Starblaydi Elves - to save the land of Starblaydia and even the world from impending darkness and doom for a third time in their long history, as Dacil Taniquentar had warned him.

"Where the hell do we go from here?" Simeone asked, "Who on earth do we talk to first?"

"I'd say Lucas Cable," Ázëwyn said, "but I doubt they'd let us in to the institution to see him. He probably couldn't even respond to us anyway,"

Simeone was dejected at that. The man who had written him the note, warning him of the evil and assuring him he should gather the team, which somehow included the bright young Lucas Cable of fifty years ago, was one man who couldn't give them an answer. Maybe, thanks to his condition, he wouldn't even recognise they were there.

"The Dwarf," Ázëwyn blurted out after a moment, "the crazy white-haired one that fell out of the portal that day, when you bought me ice cream."

"The Dwarf appearing out of the glowing white orb was a pretty memorable event, Ázëwyn," he said, smiling, "I didn't need the mention of ice cream as a reminder."

"Well I thought the ice cream was pretty memorable," she replied, biting her bottom lip and casting her eyes to the floor.

"Is he in the lab we got for him, still?"

"I think so. You know," Ázëwyn said, looking back up at Simeone, "suddenly his claims about trying to save the future don't seem quite so ridiculous, now."

"Quite."



It's time, ladies and gentlemen, so enjoy it while it lasts. We haven't had this for a hundred and sixty years, and in case we don't see it for another hundred and sixty, you're going to get enough World Cup 80 coverage to last your great-great-grandchildren, because there's no upper limit to how many times we can say this: football has come home, and the World Cup is being held in Starblaydia for the third time in its three-hundred and twenty year history. That's right, every four years since 1930, the multiverse has come together in a celebration of all things football and, more times than not since their debut in 1974, the Starblaydia national team has been involved. Now, in 2234, exactly two-hundred and sixty years later, the World Cup will be lifted on Starblaydi soil for the first time.

Who can do it? Who can lift the most coveted trophy in the multiverse? The next sixty-four matches will tell us. All in all, it's a statistician's dream right about now, but the World Cup is about so much more than that. Where it all starts, however, is game number one: Starblaydia versus Abanhfleft.

Coming up next...

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It's the record-setting five times Champions and slowly-awaking giants of the international game, Starblaydia, versus the team who once "won" third place at the Di Bradini Cup. In the current state of the game, however, the bookmakers tell us there's very little to choose between these two sides, with perhaps Starblaydia's home crowd advantage being enough to prove to be the crucial difference in this opening match of the tournament. The multiverse looks to the hosts and their fans in the first match of the World Cup to really set the tone, and we're certain that the seventy-five thousand people who will be jammed into Foundation Road tomorrow will be giving us all the spirit they can muster.

It's the home of Iskara Daii, Starblaydia's most famous team, who won the 7th NationStates Champion's League way, way back in the day. The visitors will be Abanhfleft, wearing their change kit of red and blue - despite releasing to the media that they play in blue, orange, and green - so as not to clash with the hosts' traditional all-white uniforms, meaning that as per usual, Foundation Road will be turned into a sea of white and red, just like for a Liga Starblaydia home game. Let's take a closer look at the Fleftic team.

Abanhfleft nearly didn't qualify for the World Cup, such was the torrid time they had during Qualifying. So torrid, in fact, that Heinrich Wurzmann was sacked during the Qualifying, and the team had to see a remarkable turnaround in fortunes under North Prarie native Ginny Katesmar. They started the campaign well enough with a victory, but followed that up with three straight losses to see them languishing almost at the bottom of Group Two. After gaining four points from their next two matches, they again went on a three match losing streak that ultimately cost Wurzmann his job. A remarkable eight match unbeaten run followed and, although they lost to Savojarna in their final group game, the Fleftic side made it to the playoffs, seeing out Norcambria by a single point in the end. A tough test in the form of two-time world champions Audioslavia followed in the playoff round and, although the Bulls came away from Abanhfleft with a one-nil victory, they were in turn beaten three-two on home turf by the Fleftics, who went through on away goals.

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Left: Starblaydi striker Ella Kayeba, and Right: an Abanhfleft player who we think is probably forward Allison "Sonny" Torres
(The Abanhfleft kitman is notoriously terrible at putting the correct names and numbers on their players' shirts, from what we've seen, making this an educated guess)

The battle at Foundation Road will most likely come down to which of the two midfields can really get a hold on the game. Abanhfleft's versatile and attacking 3-4-3 seems more likely, but Starblaydia's midfield is never to be trifled with, even in the uncustomary 4-3-3 that will be played during these Finals. Ázëwyn Fëanáro's side is young and hungry, with only a three players having more than fifty caps for their country, one of whom is a near-nine thousand year old elf with two World Cups to his name. It'll see tussles like Zapotowski versus Torres, Maynard versus Di Bradini, and Caballero versus Choi. The individual winners of those battles could turn the advantage to their team, so all focus will be on the tightly-contested centre of the park.

Once that battle is won, either way, it will likely be down to the wingers of both sides to get the ball down the pitch in attacking and counter-attacking plays. Soronúmë and Rayyen for Starblaydia, Singh and Prescott for Abanhfleft. Here, Starblaydia's formation provides the advantage, being able to throw three forwards against three defenders in counter-attacks will surely rip open the Fleftic defence on more than one occasion. Conversely, if Singh and Prescott pack the middle of the pitch to make if five on three, the struggle at the heart of the pitch may well go Abanhfleft's way.

It's an intriguing contest to open the Cup with, not an obvious one-sided thrashing of plucky minnows who have somehow made it to the big time, nor giants of the international game alighting from their lofty perch to slap the rejuvenated Starblaydi side down to where they belong. All we know is that the flags will be out and flying, the old songs will all be brought out again and maybe a few new ones will come along, because this time Starblaydia is in the world cup and every one of their matches, unless they somehow get to the third-place playoff, will be in Starblaydia.

So once more, bring out the RAWRCRUSH, bring out the #wewantsix, and the stronger songs and the faster feet. Bring the noise and the colour and the roar and the gasps, because the World Cup is in Starblaydia, and it doesn't get much better than this.
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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Thu May 24, 2018 7:27 pm

I've updated my lineup, roster and other info in the rosters thread.


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Oh, Is there a Match Coming Up?
by Mindy Cartwright
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Heading into the final stretch of preparations for the World Cup Finals EqueStar 80, the Commonwealth National Team arrived at their training base in Corinth, Starblaydia, where they will play their final two matches of Group D at the Silverlands stadium, following their first match against The Holy Empire at Jhanna City Recreation Ground in the capital city.

Coming off a pair of pre-tournament warm-ups, the squad is looking towards these matches as a clean slate. "What we did in the Baptism of Fire and what we did in qualifying is behind us now. We are proud of those accomplishments, but they won't make a bit of difference to the sides we will be playing here", said team captain Matt Villareal at the initial press conference yesterday. "These are 3 of the top 20 nations in the multiverse and they're not going to give a minute's thought to us and what we've done. There are two spots to advance and only 3 of them, so they know there's going to be an odd man out. Our goal is to have a say in which one of them doesn't go through."

Getting a handle on how far along the team is ahead of the first match was made a bit hazy by the results of the matches against Qusmo in Shirley and the co-hosts Equestrian States, played in Stalliongrad, as a benefit match for the families of the victims of the relief ship sank in Banija. "We played a lot of back-ups against Qusmo and we played a full strength side in the other match. ES are trying to ramp up their squad, since they didn't play any matches during qualifying and the scoreline doesn't really reflect the nature of the match", national team manager Trevor Richmond related. "I didn't think we played terribly, but we didn't really show much good judgment in the attacking third. We had some time off after the playoffs, so you can lose a bit of the edge, but I think we'll get back to where we stood with a couple more days of work here."

In response to a question about how much would change tactically, Richmond didn't hesitate to set the record straight. "None. Not the slightest. We came to here to play the way we've played before we showed up, the way our players are used to playing, and have played for almost their entire lives. As a nation, we have a long tradition of playing passing soccer and fast tempo, long before it was popular anywhere else really. The players we have that play for clubs abroad always say that it takes them a few days to relearn the game at the tempo we play. There is no reason for us to change that, even if it means getting beat by better sides. We're not afraid to lose, we've lost hundreds of matches in our history. And we'll lose plenty more I'm sure."

Speaking of history, rumors have swirled about the kits that the national team will wear for the first match against the Holy Empire; as this year marks the 50th anniversary of Baker Park's most famous match, it has been suggested that the famous il bombi (the bumblebees) hooped shirts will make a return to mark the Commonwealth's debut at a World Cup. Richmond could not be drawn on the subject, but Villareal said he wouldn't be surprised by anything. "We had the official team photo before we left, and we wore the home shirts we wore in qualifying for that. I know that I would be honored to wear the il bombi, and I think it would be a great tribute. We could certainly use the inspiration of that team's performance against a side that was one of the best in the world at the time of that match."
additional notes:

--Head of State Michael Gregson gave the team a send-off at St John's Palace before they traveled here, and spoke of the pride that the squad have brought to Baker Park. He added that the makeup of the team reflected all that was great about the nation's citizens, as it reflected a good cross section of the population as a whole.
--The FAC report that their website had seen an increase in page views and unique visitors over the last couple of weeks; the Team Store website has set single-day sales records for each of the last 6 days and FAC has been furiously trying to make sure that it does not sell out of items available leading up to the first match day.
--Belle Haven City Council have announced they will have three locations with large screen viewings of the matches from Starblaydia--1st Street Plaza adjacent to Belle Haven Arena (which will necessitate the closing of 1st Street to traffic between Division and Mercantile Sts 90 minutes prior to KO), Forest Park Square, and at Richmond Park Commons.
--Richmond on whether this might be his last tournament as manager as he has been linked to club openings: "you'd have to ask David (Carlson) about that. He would have to be on board with something, because he's the boss and anyone looking to talk to me would need to talk to him. You know, thinking back on it, Pam (Scott, Women's National Team Manager) dropped by my office the other day, as she said, 'just to say hi', but I noticed she was looking around rather intently at the walls." (crowd laughter)
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Postby Mriin » Thu May 24, 2018 11:21 pm

Some optional backstory on the topic covered here.
Next, some less-optional background on Mriinian political discourse.

Politics in Mriin is an odd beast, by nature of the strange split between widespread referenda and elected local legislatures. The legislatures are made of career politicians that handle logistical minutia and are often in charge of executing the results of the referenda; this can cause a bit of a stir when it goes against their personal beliefs, but failing to follow through on the public's will is the easiest way to ensure losing the seat come the next election cycle. But the meat and the bones of the Mriinian political landscape are the public votes, wherein matters from the large--international diplomacy, civil rights quarrels, income tax rate--to the small, like individual road tolls or instituting a 'national pie day' are decided on a daily basis. There are dozens of votes active at any one time, with each having a set lifespan (scaled to the complexity of the issue, but at a minimum four days) and needing to reach a certain percentage of eligible voters participating to go into effect. Often times laws will come into effect only for specific areas that heavily voted in favor of them, even if the vote fails at a national level.

As a result of the complex climate that requires effective education of the populace on a wide variety of issues, as well as a lack of solid 'power base' to be built in elected positions, the political parties typically seen in other nations don't properly exist in Mriin. Rather, political blocs were (and continue to be) built around specific topics and platforms, which then campaign to convince people both to vote on a certain topic and influence how they cast that vote, as well as helping determine what options appear on the referenda to begin with. The specialization that comes from these dedicated blocs--as it's a rare circumstance when one person works for even a second bloc--helps sculpt effective policy across the board. Of course, as these proceedings occasionally play out as something of a popularity contest, certain issues can fall through the cracks. But they're pretty good about making sure all the important stuff gets covered! Usually.


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Former Ibex set to make World Cup statement

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As all of Atlantian Oceania trembles in anticipating of the upcoming World Cup in Equestrian States & Starblaydia (and, to a lesser extent, yet another Vilitan Cup of Harmony), one forgotten piece of history is looking to reestablish itself on (or, well, adjacent to) the world's greatest stage. The newly-christened Novo Calania, on the former site of Krytenian settlement Ibixa on the former site of the Ibex dictatorship, is making strides in reclaiming the land that was mysteriously abandoned by the Krytenian settlers roughly one year ago. The populace is the leftover remnants of the original nation, goats of the Great Calanian Desert, who heavily credit the Krytenians with providing the connections, infrastructure, and resources necessary to attempt a rebuild--though they still remain in the dark as to why the settlement failed. The Ibexis have gone to great lengths to stress that they have no intent to repeat the mistakes of their brethren; a focus on environmental sustainability and equal representation are major goals of the nascent government, with interim governor Aceron working mainly in orchestrating the logistics of rebuilding a sustainable population base.

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The timing of their re-emergence as a new state couldn't be better, with a plethora of high-profile international events set to go down a short hop in just about any direction. Their first port of call, however, was Maal. The International Interventionists (hereafter 'II')--the 'active foreign policy' bloc that have recently been looking to make waves--latched on to the story of a budding nation in a harsh environment, and helped raise awareness of the situation before the boats even came in. They helped link the Ibexi to the mercantile honchos around the harbor and bazaar, who have a vested interested in the natural resources hidden beneath the desert sands. The deals they've struck will work towards developing precious supply lines and kickstarting the national coffers. I suppose things were helped along by some call on the hircine kinship between the goats and satyrs, two odd-ones-out in a largely human region (alongside the equines, naturally). Even beyond the bazaar, II and their savvy publicity team saw a golden opportunity to get the word out on the Novo Calanian movement--visiting the MNL headquarters across the street from Haven.

A deal was quickly drafted and put up to referendum: The MNL would provide visibility: allowing some amount of Mriinian visitor seats to go to Ibexi delegations and sporting the new Novo Calanian flag in place of the Mriinian flag on the team's kits. In return, the Mriinian contractors get priority for large industrial projects on the Novo Calanian government's dime, with an early focus on hospitals and athletic compounds. Largely thanks to--at least, in my opinion--the II's spectacular inaugural mass-campaign, the referendum was ratified before twenty-four hours passed. So you can expect to see the Cyan-and-Red at Mriin's World Cup games in Equestrian States, another market the Ibexi are hoping to penetrate on similar terms. You might even see them at Starblaydi games, if a few intrepid Ibexis can make the trip through Krytenia proper and across the Bekk.

On a related note, I did manage to get ahold of the II's senior publicist for a short time, and asked them If they had any campaign planned to raise support of the recent series of crises in Banija. And I quote: "The who what now?"
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Postby Vilita » Fri May 25, 2018 4:51 am

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Jungle Cats prepare for EqueStar 80


Warren Memorial Stadium, Namibe, West Angola :: With the risk of failing to qualify for the World Cup 80 finals in Starblaydia and the Equestrian States still a very real possibility, the Vilitan National Team travelled to face their old foe West Angola in a Matchday 18 clash that would determine the fate of the Jungle Cats and their newest rivals, Savojarna.

The rivalry between Vilita and Savojarna had spawned from the World Cup of Hockey - particularly the thirty-forth edition of the competition held in Savojarna that the Vilita and Turori Ice Cat Things triumphed in Overtime against the hosts. Now, while the Vilitans held a two-point advantage over their Savojar rivals in the group table, any slip up would give Savojarna the upper hand as they held the tiebreaker over the Vilitans on account of their 2-1 victory at the Tivali-Ring Stadium on Matchday 2.

As for the West Angolans, the gig was up as they found themselves four points behind Abanhfleft in the fourth spot as Matchday 17 came to a close, mathematically eliminating them from contention even for a playoff spot. While the West Angolans would be the home team, the Vilitans knew they needed a win to book their place in the World Cup Finals and West Angola knew the match didn't really matter at all. As such, it had all the right ingredients for a lopsided affair and barely more than ten minutes into the match it appeared evident that would be exactly what would be on the cards.

Marine Coast United's Fishtii Blikala opened the scoring just four minutes into the match after a light chip over the top from Va'a-Rio Kiwavyn to put Vilita up 1-0. A few minutes later Purapal Eskiiy found the back of the net with a free kick 25 yards from goal, left of center. It was barely more than a minute later after the restart that Kiwavyn got into the action themselves with a long range effort that caught West Angola's young netminder Sam Taylor way off his line, perhaps still not back in the right mindset after the previous goal.

Limu Katarakhna and Eskiiy played some nifty ball-at-feet maneuvers in the 10th minute as the forwards drew the defense away and opened up space for Eskiiy to lay a powerful effort into the back of the net from the top of the 18 yard box for their second goal of the game and the Jungle Cats looked ready to run riot taking a 4-0 lead as the travelling supporters at the Warren Memorial Stadium in Namibe were bouncing in full song, predictably counting their chickens before they have hatched in the truest pitch side form, caterwauling tunes reminding their opponents of the fact that the Jungle Cats would be going to the World Cup Finals and the West Angolans would not.

The only problem was, the Jungle Cats had not yet booked their place to EqueStar 80 and in fact were still approximately 80 minutes away from being able to secure their place in EqueStar 80.

When West Angola's David Francisco pulled a goal back for the hosts on a 19th minute Corner Kick, the songs continued from the Jungle Cat Pack at the North End of the Stadium. When Paul Suarez slotted past Mako Canopii after freeing himself from the marking of Jirak Trikala, however, the songs began to quiet.

Then, well into stoppage time with the last kick of the half, West Angola captain Paul Ramirez scored a memorable free kick in what many wondered whether it would be the last game of the Youngstown midfielders long international career. If it would be, it was a fitting way to book end things. Despite the hot start, the Vilitan National Team was only up a single goal at the half. If the match were to end with the score remaining 4-3 the Jungle Cats knew they would still go through. The home side had all the momentum, however, and the half time break couldn't come soon enough.

The Jungle Cats returned to the pitch for the second half without making any changes, hoping that the squad that started so strongly in the opening ten minutes could do the same in the second half.

While Vilita were unable to extend their advantage in the first ten minutes of the second half, they were able to re-take control of the play, dominating possession and quelling and momentum that West Angola had hoped to carry over from their strong finish to the first half of play.

Eventually, however, the goals would come once again for Vilita. Va'a-Rio Kiwavn scored for the second time in the match to swing the momentum firmly back to the Vilitan National Team before Berali Tzufarei netted their 5th goal of the Qualification Campaign to bring them back on level terms with Fishtii Blikala for the title of Vilita's top goalscorer of the tournament.

It was a memorable moment in the 75th minute for the young Turorian Limu Katarakhna, the most obvious fallout from the rise of Turori's National Cocoabo Squad and now fully committed to the Vilitan National Team, Katarakhna netted their first career international goal in their third appearance for Vilita to put the Jungle Cats up 7-3.

With just fifteen minutes left in the match, the Vilitan supporters were back in full song and all that was left to do was keep themselves occupied until the final whistle. It was cruise control all around - that is - except for Fishtii Blikala who apparently had no interest in sharing Vilita's top goalscorer honors with Berali Tzufarei and decided to pour a little more misery on the hosts and damaging the psyche of the young West Angolan netminder chipping cheekily over the keeper for their second of the match and sixth of the campaign to take sole possession of the Jungle Cats top scorer despite having played only half of Vilita's Qualifiers. Youngsters Tenziki Kulakao and Enzoril Alabonni were given late run outs off the subs bench, logging a few extra steps on their pedometers until the Final Whistle blew and the Vilita National Team were official on their way to Starblaydia and the Equestrian States.

Vilita [8] - [3] West Angola

:: Vilita Goalscorers ::
:: 4' Fishtii Blikala
:: 7' Purapal Eskiiy
:: 8' Va'a-Rio Kiwavn
:: 11' Purapal Eskiiy
:: 56' Va'a-Rio Kiwavn
:: 67' Berali Tzufarei
:: 75' Limu Katarakhna
:: 84' Fishtii Blikala
:: Vilita Statistics ::
:: Possession: 61%
:: Shots on Target: 15
:: Corner Kicks: 19
:: West Angola Statistics ::
:: Possession: 39%
:: Shots on Target: 7
:: Corner Kicks: 7



Vilita Jungle Cats Lineup v. West Angola ::
[GK] Mako Canopii, [D.] Jirak Trikala, [D.] Arocki Tadalek, [D.] Jirijii Januaa, [D.] Linkat Cjinder, [ML] Limu Katarakhna, [MC] Purapal Eskiiy, [MC] Ikala Mravedii, [MR] Va'a-Rio Kiwavn, [FC] Berali Tzufarei, [FC] Fishtii Blikala
BENCH::
[FC] Tenziki Kulakao, [FC] Enzoril Alabonni, [M] Tripate Falcon, [M] Jurzen Devmiko, [U ] Mileke Drokasorna, [D] Inbekira Ajhabekk, [GK] Zelkki Milake




WC80Q : Appearances (Goals)
12 [2] - Arocki Tadalek :: Colonial Sile
12 [2] - Cavuna Aquafek :: Turoki Tide
11 [2] - Westii Yahaya :: Yeaddin Owls
10 [5] - Va'a-Rio Kiwavn :: Rammsissil
10 [2] - Kwuimekii Hentetii :: Rammsissil
10 [1] - Mileke Drokasorna :: Colonial Sile
10 [1] - Linkat Cjinder :: Yeaddin Owls AFC
10 [1] - Jirak Trikala :: Jungle Strike FC
10 [1] - Nuola Brenzil :: Kionao Locals

WC80Q : Appearances (Goals)
9 [6] - Fishtii Blikala :: Marine Coast United
9 [5] - Berali Tzufarei :: Rammsissil
10 [5] - Va'a-Rio Kiwavn :: Rammsissil
6 [4] - Nii'arala Milaaso :: Eastal Lunar
8 [4] - Tenziki Kulakao :: Yeaddin Owls
Throughout the 18-match qualification haul, no player appeared in more than two-thirds of the Jungle Cats matches with the coaching staff preferring to rest players when needed and give other players a chance to prove they belong in the squad. Unsurprisingly Galacticos Index rated midfielder Cavuna Aquafek led the way for the Jungle Cats with twelve appearances along with Colonial Sile defender Arocki Tadalek.

Thanks to a double on the final matchday, Fishtii Blikala led all Vilitans with Six goals, narrowly edging Ramsissil forward Berazil Tzufarei who also scored on the final matchday to increase their total to five goals with both players appearing in exactly half of Vilita's qualifying matches.

Va'a-Rio Kiwavn led all midfielders with five goals while Lonngeylin Coasts Rintala Sekagaya and Rammsissil' Kwuimekii Hentetii led the way for defenders with two goals a piece. Eastal Lunar's young starlet Nii'arala Milaaso was able to match Blikala in effectiveness with both players scoring two goals for every three matches they played though the youngester Milaaso accomplished that with fewer total minutes played having entered some matches as a substitute. In six games played, Milaaso impressively tallied four times.

Nine Vilitan players played in More than Nine Matches and all Nine of those Nine players found the back of the net on at least one occasion. Makosile midfielder Tripate Falcon, who appeared in exactly Nine games, was the player who appeared the most for the Vilitan National Team during World Cup Qualifiers who did not score a goal.

Between the sticks it was not a surprise that Yeaddin Owls netminder Mako Canopii got the bulk of the starts for the Jungle Cats but after leading Lonngeylin Coast to back-to-back Stellar Division titles, 38 year old Cilamara Issah proved they still had what it took to compete at the international level even recording a shutout on matchday fifteen against Petrosolvania - a feat that Canopii was unable to accomplish over the eighteen match haul. Perhaps more surprising was the fact that Eastal Lunar's Zelkki Milake appeared in just a single Match for Vilita, and it was a disappointing one - the Matchday 17 defeat at home to 237th ranked Norcambria.

Given the stats behind it and what was seen during World Cup Qualification, it would likely be unfair to call it a surprise but nonetheless Milake was left out of the Jungle Cats EqueStar 80 Final Roster with Canopii, Issah and Northern Stallions of Brenecia netminder Upsin Ajaara providing a bit of an experience in a backup role as the Jungle Cats opted against bringing youth prospects Hanauma Ranbomahi or Vernasa Sanamum into the field in Milake's absence when announcing their provisional squad for the World Cup 80 Finals.

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Mako Canopii [ - Yeaddin Owls AFC - ]
GK ( AGE: 24 CAPS: 26 :: GOALS:0 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
A member of the Canopii family of Vilitan Goalkeepers, Canopii broke through during World Cup 77 and quickly became known as the 'Shutout King' helping lift the Jungle Cats to the World Cup 77 title. Like his namesake Jungrii Canopii who spent many seasons at Eastal Lunar before finishing out their career with the Yeaddin Owls; Mako Canopii also helped guide the Yeaddin Owls back into relevance in the Vilitan League backstopping the team to a 4th place finish in Season 52 as well as Semi-Final appearances in the Vilitan Cup.

Cilamara Issah [ - Lonngeylin Coast - ]
GK ( AGE: 38 CAPS: 49 :: GOALS:0 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ][ : AOCAF 42 : ] : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup :
Issah graduated from the Crosaibi Academy in time for the end of Marine Coast United's Season 37 campaign. After being named Marine Coast's player of the season during the first professional campaign, Issah was named Declasse player of the season during Season 38. Issah was a member of the Vilita & Turori Eel-Cat things squad that won back-to-back championships during AOCAF 41 & 42. After remaining dedicated to the cause at Marine Coast United for 10 seasons, Issah finally took the jump to the Stellar Division switching down the coast to Lonngeylin Coast for Season 49. After helping the team grow around him for many seasons, Issah finally reached the pinnacle of Vilitan domestic sport leading Lonngelin Coast to the Vilitan Cup title during Season 55 and following up that performance by going down in Lonngeylin Coast club history; backstopping the team to back to back Stellar Division titles.

Upsin Ajaara [ - Northern Stallions (BRE) - ]
GK ( AGE: 34 CAPS: 9 :: GOALS:0 )
TROPHIES :: None
Originally trained at the Turoki Academy, later played at Kiiara-Torra, Kionao Locals, Marine Coast United and Alikki-Corra. After struggling to settle down in a competitive role in their native Vilita, Ajaara took the leap and made the switch to the Brenecian A-League as the starting netminder for the Northern Stallions. Ajaara was an instant success for the Stallions, being named to the Team of the Year in the A-League while helping the Northern Stallions to a third place finish in the league table. Ajaara was also awarded the Golden Fist as the best new player in the league for Season 61
Arocki Tadalek [ - Colonial Sile - ]
D RC ( AGE: 33 CAPS: 84 :: GOALS:8 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 68 : World Cup 77 : ] : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup : Vilitan Declasse :
Tadalek has spent the majority of their career as a reliable first-choice defender without ever really making headlines as a superstar player. The workhorse defender spent the first 10 seasons as a professional with Inland Peaks FC being named Top Player of the Vilitan Declasse, Inland Peaks player of the season and the Season 46 Declasse title. With Inland Peaks unable to establish themselves in the Stellar Division and the twilight of the career on the horizon, Tadalek moved to Jungle Strike FC during Season 53, promptly earning their first Vilitan Stellar Division championship and Vilitan Cup title. Tadalek attempted to help Makosile United earn avoid relegation to the Declasse but once that endeavour proved unsuccessful, Tadalek made the taboo cross town switch to Colonial Sile.

Kwuimekii Hentetii [ - Rammsissil - ]
D RC ( AGE: 32 CAPS: 53 :: GOALS:7 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Vilitan Declasse :
Hentetii was promoted to the senior squad at the Alikki-Corra Academy to support their Season 44 Declasse campaign. Strong performances attracted interests from Eastal Lunar who snapped the player up for their Season 46 campaign. Hentetii would play 6 seasons with Eastal Lunar before moving to Rammsissil and becoming the face of the franchise at the Sissil Bank Stadium.

Mileke Drokasorna [ - Colonial Sile - ]
D RC ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 34 :: GOALS:5 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Vilitan Cup : Tropical Trophy :
After a strong debut season after graduating from Marine Coast's Crosaibi Academy, Drokasorna earned a move to the Stellar Division after transferring to Colonial Sile, helping the club to the Season 54 Vilitan Cup Title. Drakasorna had the biggest game of their international career on the big stage during the Group Stage of the World Cup 79 Finals scoring a pair of goals in a 4-0 victory over Sargossa on Matchday 2.

Linkat Cjinder [ - Yeaddin Owls AFC - ]
D RC ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 65 :: GOALS:7 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : UICA Champions Cup : UICA Super Cup : : Vilitan Cup : Tropical Trophy :
A product of the Turoki Isle academy system, Cjinder was snapped up by Turorian giants Mliona-Lpaka for a professional contract and made his debut during V-League Season 48. Cjinder established himself both in the Vilitan National Team and the Mliona-Lpaka first team, becoming a critical cog in the team that would lift the UICA Champions Cup 68 title. Cjinder has shown the ability to play both a central defender and as a wing back, preferably on the right hand side where the Turoki-born player frequently gets involved in the attack – notably recorded 8 goals and 10 assists from open play during the previous four seasons with Mliona-Lpaka

Jirak Trikala [ - Jungle Strike FC - ]
D C ( AGE: 21 CAPS: 11 :: GOALS:1 )
TROPHIES :: : Vilitan Cup : Tropicorp Cup :
Although born in Vilita, Trikala moved to Tropicoast at a young age and could always be found on the footsport pitch. Trained briefly at the Obaiobao Academy on Turoki Isle before returning to Tropicorp and joining Tropicorp FC. Scored 3 goals in Tropicorp's Season 54 Tropicorp Cup Championship campaign. Trikala's first season in the Vilitan League wasn't especially impressive but the defender provided solid performances as Tropicorp finished impressively in 4th place in the Declasse table. These performances caught the eye of the scouts at Jungle Strike FC who snapped up the young defender as part of their rebuilding project after two consecutive finishes outside the top 5. Trikala got their first taste of triumph with Strike FC during Season 57 as Vilitan Cup Champions.

Jirijii Januaa [ - Mliona-Lpaka - ]
D LC ( AGE: 35 CAPS: 95 :: GOALS:13 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 68 : World Cup 77 : ] : UICA Champions Cup : UICA Super Cup : UICA Series 'B' Champions Cup : : Vilitan Cup :
Januaa began his career at Kiiarana City but after City failed to secure promotion back to the Stellar Division during Season 41, Januaa was recruited by Nycflala Kater to make the switch across town to play for Kiiara-Torra starting in season 42 before spending 3 seasons at Mliona-Lpaka. During Season 46, Januaa transferred to Jlinal-Cove FC but the move was short lived as Januaa returned to Mliona-Lpaka and helped to guide the team to the 68th UICA Champions Cup title.

Inbekira Ajhabekk [ - Iksara Daii (STR) - ]
D C ( AGE: 25 CAPS: 11 :: GOALS:1 )
TROPHIES :: None
Not much is known about the defender who was born in Vilita to Starblaydi parents. Coming up through the academy system and being capped for the Vilitan National Team, Ajhabekk eventually returned home to Starblaydia when Iskara Daii put out a call of players. Ajhabekk occasionally answers the call to join up with the Vilitan National Team in Alikki-Corra.


Cavuna Aquafek [ - Turoki Tide - ]
M C ( AGE: 32 CAPS: 60 :: GOALS::SR: 10 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : UICA Globe Cup : UICA Super Cup : : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup : Tropical Trophy :
Aquafek was brought up through the youth system in Turoki and has served as a loyal Turoki Tide player for the duration of his career becoming the clubs second all-time appearance leader behind former goalkeeper Hooizo Nuakoi. Aquafek has earned four Stellar Division Titles and 2 Vilitan Cup titles with the Tide. On the heels of the V-League 55 title the midfield duo of Torerun and Aquafek would be the engine that drove the Turoki Tide to the 66th UICA Globe Cup title.

Westii Yahaya [ - Yeaddin Owls - ]
M C ( AGE: 31 CAPS: 91 :: GOALS::SR: 15 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
Yahaya was a graduate of the Turoki Academy drafted in to the Turoki Isle senior squad ahead of V-League Season 44. Yahaya is widely regarded as the last great player to come out of Turoki Isle after the famed club fell into hard times including relegation from the Vilitan League coinciding with the rise of rival clubs the Turoki Tide and Turoki United just across town. Yahaya spent a number of seasons at Eastal Lunar before moving up the the Lirai Asku Castle where they have proven to be a backbone in the midfield

Va'a-Rio Kiwavn [ - Rammsissil - ]
M C ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 41 :: GOALS::SR: 9 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup : Vilitan Declasse :
Trained at Marine Coast United's Crosaibi Academy, Kiwavyn eventually followed in the footsteps of training partner Jurzen Devmiko in transferring up to the top flight and joined Cednia Beach AFC, helping the Turorian Giants to the Season 51 Vilitan Stellar Division and Vilitan Cup championship double. The duo were finally split up during Season 55 when Vilitan Giants Jungle Strike FC came calling for Kiwavyn's services. With Cednia Beach struggling, Kiwavyn jumped at the opportunity to join one of Vilita's most storied clubs. Kiwavyn would play two seasons at Strike before searching for a more important role in the club, landing a new starting gig at Rammsissil and leading them back to the Stellar Division for Season 57.

Polaox Torerun [ - Turoki Tide - ]
M LC ( AGE: 27 CAPS: 61 :: GOALS::SR: 16 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : UICA Globe Cup : UICA Super Cup : : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup : Tropical Trophy :
Started Career at Venom Youth Academy, Joined Tropicorp FC and earned promotion to Vilitan Declasse. Transferred to Turoki Tide AFC and won Stellar Division Title during Season 49 and Season 52. Torerun would establish themselves as an international star winning the 77th World Cup with the Vilita National Team and then cemented their legacy at the Turoki Tide winning back to back championships during Vilitan League 54 and 55. On the heels of the V-League 55 title the midfield duo of Torerun and Aquafek would be the engine that drove the Turoki Tide to the 66th UICA Globe Cup title.

Jurzen Devmiko [ - Rammsissil - ]
DM C ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 50 :: GOALS::SR: 12 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
Trained at Marine Coast United's Crosaibi Academy, Devmiko impressed in his first season and earned a switch to Stellar Division side Colonial Sile. Spent 5 seasons at Colonial Sile before earning a switch to Cednia Beach AFC becoming Colonial Sile's largest transfer. The switch did not pay off for Devmiko, however as while Sile climbed the Stellar Division table, Cednia Beach descended into a relegation fight. After two seasons in Cednia Beach, Devmiko became the most expensive incoming transfer in Inland Peaks history as he joined the newly promoted Declasse Champions for V-League Season 56. However, after one season at the Peaks Devmiko once again transferred, and once again found himself playing on the newly promoted Declasse Champions – this time joining Rammsissil.

Purapal Eskiiy [ - Eastal Lunar - ]
M RC ( AGE: 36 CAPS: 104 :: GOALS::SR: 29 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 68 : World Cup 77 : ][ : AOCAF 42 : ] : Vilitan Declasse :
Up and coming youngster who can trace lineage back through Lake Bekk and Starblaydia, was a member of the Vilita & Turori regional squad that won the AOCAF 42 Championship. The young Eskiiy broke into the Vilitan lineup during World Cup 68 and started in the World Cup Final, scoring the goal that changed the momentum of the game in the Jungle Cats favor.

Karisto Monafog [ - Lonngeylin Coast - ]
DM C ( AGE: 34 CAPS: 49 :: GOALS::SR: 11 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : UICA Champions Cup : UICA Super Cup : UICA Series 'B' Champions Cup : : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup : Vilitan Declasse :
Member of the 67th UICA Champions Cup winning team at Mliona-Lpaka AFC. Won the Vilitan Stellar Division during Season 57 with Lonngeylin Coast

Kamarul Zaman [ - Phraen Palace (STB) - ]
DM C ( AGE: 35 CAPS: 14 :: GOALS::SR: 2 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 68 : ]
Zaman won the Season 55 Vilitan Cup Champion with Lonngeylin Coast before moving abroad looking for a chance to prove themselves once again, taking on the challenge of anchoring the midfield corps at Starblaydi side Phraen Palace.

Limu Katarakhna [ - Eastal Lunar - ]
M/F ( AGE: 19 CAPS: 3 :: GOALS::SR: 1 )
TROPHIES :: None
Limu Katarakhna came through the academy system at Colonial Sile and impressed greatly upon making their debut midway through Season 54. After Colonial Sile failed to qualify for UICA competition in Season 56, the young athlete able to step in anywhere on the field made the switch to Eastal Lunar FC. Katarakhna made their international debut during AOCAF 45 for the Eel-Cat Things but did not commit immediately to playing for Vilita or Turori internationally. After the success of the Cocoabo Squad during World Cup 79 however, the highly touted prospect acceped an invitation to be apart of Vilita's World Cup 80 Qualifying playing pool.

Cywrenta Vlintejni [ - Rammsissil - ]
M LC ( AGE: 23 CAPS: 19 :: GOALS::SR: 2 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
After being trained in the Crosaibi Academy and playing a first professional season at Marine Coast United, Vlintejni made a switch to Eastal Lunar for V-League Season 54 becoming a main stay in the center of mid field until a switch to Rammsissil for Season 58
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Tripate Falcon (33 yo) [ - Makosile - ]


Fishtii Blikala [ - Marine Coast United - ]
F C ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 40 :: GOALS::SR: 13 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
After being trained and promoted to the Main Squad at Marine Coast United, Blikala put in 4 seasons and netted 36 goals before the allure of the Stellar Division called, switching to Makosile United during Season 53 and scoring 11 goals in their debut season. Blikala scored 31 goals in three seasons with the Makos but when the former champions were relegated after Season 55, Blikala left the club and re-joined Marine Coast United. Blikala had a breakout campaign with the Vilitan National Team during World Cup 80 Qualifying, scoring 6 goals in 9 matches to lead all Vilitan players.

Berali Tzufarei [ - Rammsissil - ]
F C ( AGE: 31 CAPS: 80 :: GOALS::SR: 32 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Vilitan Declasse :
Tzufarei made their debut for the Vilita National Team at the Eagle's Cup V tournament. Tzufarei was a loyal Eastal Lunar FC player for the majority of their playing career and became the second highest goalscorer in club history behind Astronauts legend Mauro Baraza. Tzufarei's goalscoring prowess has made them a fan-favorite in Seraai and has also earned the forward the Stellar Division's Golden boot award for three straight seasons from Season 53-55. The arrival of younger talent in Nuola Brenzil and Nii'arala Milaaso during Season 56 however encouraged Tzufarei to seek a new challenge, landing in the Declasse with Rammsissil and becoming the Golden Boot winner while propelling the Ramms to the Declasse Title. Tzufarei re-claimed the Vilitan Stellar Division's Golden Boot award during Season 57 helping Rammsissil to a 5th place finish in the table.

Tenziki Kulakao [ - Yeaddin Owls - ]
F C ( AGE: 25 CAPS: 40 :: GOALS::SR: 9 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ]
Kulakao was promoted from Owls Castle Academy as a symbol of the future of footsport in Yeaddin, quickly becoming a fan favorite at the Lirai Asku Castle and being named Yeaddin Owls Player of the Season during V-League Season 50 and repeating the feat multiple times from then. Kulukao has been a solid 8-10 goal per season striker in all competitions for the Owls throughout their career but really shone during the Owls memorable Vilitan Cup run during Season 57 leading the competition with 7 goals although the Owls fell just short of the ultimate prize, losing to Jungle Strike FC on penalty kicks in the Vilitan Cup final.

Nii'arala Milaaso [ - Eastal Lunar - ]
F C ( AGE: 18 CAPS: 7 :: GOALS::SR: 5 )
TROPHIES :: None
Born in Vilita to a Turorian and a Starblaydi, Milaaso came through the Eastal Lunar Jr. Academy winning the Tropicorp Youth challenge with the Jr. Astronauts and was adjudged to have the 'DNA of Champions' based on their multi-cultural upbringing. Milaaso had a breakout season during Vilitan League 57 as the 18 year old netted 11 goals in all competitions and was widely regarded as the third best forward in the league behind National Team duo Sipke Tarala and Berali Tzufarei. Miilaaso made their international debut at the end of World Cup 79 qualifying against The Steel Coast, scoring late to net their first international tally on their debut. Was named Galacticos Youth Player of the Season at the age of 18.

Sipke Tarala [ - Lonngeylin Coast - ]
F C ( AGE: 28 CAPS: 69 :: GOALS::SR: 21 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup :
A trainee at Makosile, Tarala was smartly snapped up by scouts at Lonngeylin Coast shortly after turning pro. The Striker has led the Stellar Division on multiple occasions and became a top choice striker for the Vilitan National Team including their World Cup 77 Championship side. Tarala leveraged that success and transferred it to the domestic leagues earning the Vilitan Cup title with Lonngeylin Coast during Season 55 then back-to-back Stellar Division Championships while being named Lonngeylin Coast's player of the season.

Linvoi Warazil [ - Jungle Strike FC - ]
F C ( AGE: 26 CAPS: 37 :: GOALS::SR: 3 )
TROPHIES :: [ : World Cup 77 : ] : Stellar Division : Vilitan Cup :
Warazil was spotted playing at the age of 16 for local side Alona Sissil after having averaged over a goal per game for the team. Was snapped up by Strike FC and quickly became attacking partner to Meldi'ita Mungwaii, eventually being named Vilitan Player of the Season.


The Football Association of Vilita is clearly looking to make amends for a massively disappointing World Cup 79 that saw the then 3rd ranked-in-the-multiverse Jungle Cats embarrassingly eliminated in the Group Stage - a common occurrence for the Vilitan National Team when they climb the internationstatal rankings to then tumble right back down without ever taking advantage of being placed in the highest pot.

Back in their Second Pot comfort zone, the now-13th Ranked Jungle Cats will have a few young talents such as Galacticos youth Player of the season Nii'arala Miilaaso and the Turorian ship-jumper Limu Katarakhna available on the sidelines when things kick off in the Equestrian States but experience will be the name of the game with half of the Jungle Cats roster at or expecting to be above 50 career caps by the end of the campaign as well as a handful of players at or with an eye to earning their 100th career international cap during the World Cup 80 finals. One other statistical quirk regarding the Jungle Cats Finals squad is that every single field player selected has scored at least 1 career international goal, thanks in part due to Limu Katarakhna having netted their first international goal in Vilita's most recent match, the World Cup 80 Qualifying Matchday 18 victory over West Angola.

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Postby Brenecia » Fri May 25, 2018 5:31 am

North NSW 1 - 2 Brenecia
(4-1-4-1) 20 - Buchanan; 2 - Marquess (5 - Broxham 76'), 18 - Heneghan, 6 - Linvoy, 3 - Levein; 8 - Staunton (4 - Ruffan 80'); 7 - Griffiths, 21 - Ruskin, 13 - Wheeler, 23 - Keynes; 9 - Charnwood
Goals: Charnwood 7', Ruskin 22'

Brenecia 1 - 0 Tobiasia
(4-1-4-1) 12 - Calhoun; 2 - Marquess (5 - Broxham 70'), 18 - Heneghan, 22 - Varney, 19 - Cattalock; 4 - Ruffan; 15 - Garrard, 14 - Drover (8 - Staunton 68'), 11 - Balliol (21 - Ruskin 81'), 16 - Corvey; 10 - Carrick
Goal: Carrick 36'

THE ROZELLE OBSERVER
Evaluating Brenecia's World Cup squad
Eileen Checksford

It was almost surprisingly conventional, in the end. Many of the old stalwarts who some thought would move on remain, other projected changes never materialised. Jim Reid knows when the time is up on players, and has ruthlessly ended international careers before (Sander Balliol, most prominently). The continued selection of Drover, Keohane and Bannion signifies something, even if that something is that there isn't a lot of depth.

It is definitely a squad that is going to look a lot different next World Cup, should the Patriots make it there. The aforementioned three will likely have left. So too will Mathis Woodgate, now 34 and freshly overtaking Catherine Purrington as Brenecia's most capped player, and the captain, Gryphon, 33. These players have improved despite their age, but they can't keep holding time back forever.

Another quibble is that there are no A-League players in the side. The last time this happened was the infamous 68 cycle, where it was taken as the sign that a dying A-League was badly in need of revival. The league is healthier these days, with sixteen teams (the right amount) all excelling at bringing youth through, but the issue now is that players are eager to leave at the earliest opportunity for a better paycheck. That's an issue for the league, not the national team, nor is it an indictment on Reid who was entirely willing to trial A-League players over qualifying.

This, then, is a squad constructed for the here and now by a manager whose greatest successes came for a nation with no certain future. And that's fine. A wide variety of players were tested over qualifying, most intriguingly Fiona Marquess of Willox Street, but at the end only a few were deemed ready for the big stage itself. Brenecia are, somehow, ranked 8th in the world. That is a respectable rank. That is a rank that carries weight.

Marquess at least remains in the standby squad, but she was not - or at least, is not yet - the solution to the vulnerable rightback position. She was tested extensively in the second half of qualifying, and found wanting against Sargossa. Granted, Carrack was terribly poor against Juvencus, but she has contributed solidly to the team in the past. Just, is she a player of international class?

The rest of the defence, at least, looks solid. Cheney Heneghan was near-ever-present in qualifying, missing only a single game, and the ability of Szubanski and Quill is unquestioned. So too Mathis Woodgate's, the goalkeeper coming off the high of an exceptional season for Spartangrad, with Gryphon of course there to shield them. Falcon Case should not be underestimated either, a welcome injection of muscle and hustle into the centre of the park. The Patriots are not going to leak goals.

But where will they come from at the other end? The concern is that cutting Balliol loose has lead to a lack of creativity in midfield. Hartsdown is technically adept, but not really a playmaker per se, while Ashbrown is limited and Crowther's decision-making is sometimes blinkered. That need for another approach is likely why Keohane has been taken, despite lukewarm performances in qualifying. Corby Wheeler offers real but mercurial promise.

Up front, thankfully, Griffin Riordan was in fine goalscoring form, notching up nine goals over qualifying. She is never going to become the Champions Cup-grade striker some hoped of her, not through want of effort on her part. But she does offer pace, power and ruthlessness up front. Bannion offers the first two in reserve - Carrick the latter, and the promise of another approach.

To describe this side? Solid, and at the peak of its powers. The limitations in certain positions are clear, the depth shallow, the way forward unclear in many respects. It's hard not to wonder who will replace Gryphon, Woodgate, even Carrack. But these are tomorrow's questions - this is today's team. And Jim Reid could, if the stars align, maybe even take them all the way...
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Postby Free Republics » Fri May 25, 2018 7:34 am

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World Cup 80 Preview
By: Nova Hellstrom-Hancock

After dispatching Apox in the playoffs, Soccer General Rule Theriault's Republican National Soccer Team, LLC returns to the World Cup for the second consecutive year. After losing all 3 of their group stage matches a year ago, the Republican National Team has since won an Independents Cup, barely qualified for the World Cup playoffs after a slow start to qualifying and won a playoff fairly convincingly. This young team, which is still a few years away from their collective prime, has already shown the laid-back attitude of a veteran team. They have shown a decided tendency to treat less important matches as glorified exhibitions but also a tendency to show up for the big matches. In the World Cup, every single match is important so they will need to be on top of their game if they are going to pick up points, much less make it to the knockout rounds.

The World Cup draw has thrown the National Team into a group with 3 opponents whom longtime fans will know particularly well. First off, there is our opening opponent Nephara. Nephara enters this World Cup ranked 9th in the KPB rankings, which is 1 spot below their longtime rival Brenecia, a fact that almost certainly does not sit well with the Nepharim. They won the World Cup 6 years ago but as time passes faster in Nephara for some reason, they now have a completely different team. Their last match against us was a 1-1 draw twelve years ago at Gem of the Oceans Stadium on the opening night of World Cup 68. This year, they were 16-1-1 in qualifying and are built around a solid core of playmakers including Rowena Strongbow, Konrad Gosforth, the aging former "best player in the world" Adnan Szalai and world-class striker Estrella Hawke. Strangely, most of their National Team players seem to play their domestic soccer abroad these days even though their league is ranked 3rd in the current UICA coefficients and would probably be ranked 1st if many of their best homegrown players weren't playing for teams in Schottia and Eura. Nephara are considered the favorites to win this group and have 10-to-1 odds to win the World Cup.

The second opponent in this year's group stage is the host Starblaydia. This is the third time Starblaydia has hosted the World Cup but the first time since the infamous terrorist organization Jolt burned down the World Cup Committee's headquarters over 30 years ago, destroying the official records of those early World Cups. They are also 5-time World Cup champions, though their last title was 33 years ago, shortly after the Jolt Fire (OOC: I don't know if there's a canon IC explanation for what happened but I just made this up and if its wrong, that's fine since Nova Hellstrom isn't exactly known for factually accurate reporting anyway.). Their only previous meeting against Republican National Team, LLC occurred 5 years ago at the last Runner Cup. A generally indifferent crowd at Dolphin Stadium in Toakameau watched the previous generation of Republican National Soccer Team stars defeat Starblaydia 3-nil in a quarterfinal match. They would eventually go on to make it to the tournament final, where they lost to Britonisea and Soccer General Rule Theriault would then suspend the team for 2 years only to return with the New Generation for World Cup 78 qualifying. For Starblaydia, this marks their third consecutive World Cup qualification. Last year, they took Bonesea to extra time in the Round of 16 after managing a 1-nil victory over Nephara in the group stage. While Ella Kayeba is considered the team's star player, observers across the multiverse expect great things from Marcello Di Bradini, the latest Di Bradini to play for Starblaydia. According to the local press, this is the first World Cup hosted by Starblaydia in 160 years, which can't possibly be right since the first World Cup was held 79 years ago, but it seems that time moves approximately 4 times faster in Starblaydia. The hosts are managed by the immortal Ázëwyn Fëanáro, who is reportedly over 4000 years old and holds Starblaydia's all time caps record with 270. The oddsmakers consider Starblaydia the second most likely team to advance out of this group and have them at 30-to-1 to win the World Cup.

The final opponent we'll see this year is our first opponent from last year: Abanhfleft. The Fleftics defeated us 2 goals to nil to open last year's World Cup but ultimately could not defeat either Bonesea or last year's host Ceni. They had an absolutely atrocious start to qualifying this year, going 2-1-6 in the first half, which was good enough for them to sit in 9th place at the halfway mark. Of their next 8 matches, they would win 7 and draw Vilita to barely earn a spot in the playoffs with 29 points. After drawing Audioslavia for the playoffs, it appeared almost certain that they would be unceremoniously dumped into the Cup of Harmony, especially after they lost their home leg 1-nil but they miraculously defeated Audioslavia 3 to 2 in the away leg as the Bulls choked themselves right out of the World Cup. With a starting lineup entirely devoid of players under the age of 30, Abanhfleft's National Team seems to be a retirement home for has-beens these days. Oddsmakers do not like their chances in this World Cup, giving them 1000-to-1 odds of winning the World Cup as they appear to be a team in steep decline.

The Free Republics enters the World Cup with 100-to-1 odds of winning the entire thing but with relief that they will not have to visit the Equestrian States, home to various kinds of talking animals, unless they somehow manage to lose a semi-final. The Equestrian States are the other co-host of this World Cup and the only way any of the 16 teams playing in Starblaydia can go there is to make it to the 3rd place playoff. But before we find out which of the 16 national teams has to suffer the humiliation of traveling to the Equestrian States to play a meaningless match for 3rd place, there are 31 matches coming up in Starblaydia and the focus for Republican National Soccer Team, LLC and for the billions of fans in the FFR must be on the group stage in general and Group A in particular. You can see all matches involving Republican National Soccer Team, LLC live on RBS and all other World Cup matches on the RBS Sports Networks. RBS recently paid us 50 billion thalers for the exclusive rights to broadcast the next 10 World Cups in the Free Republics, beating out FBC and Freedom Sports in a massive bidding war as sports rights fees continue to skyrocket due to the DVR-proof nature of live sports programming in an age of rampant cord-cutting. This deal, which is a massive boon to Republican National Soccer Team, LLC's finances is possible thanks to our wonderful intellectual property laws, which prohibit non-citizens from owning intellectual property in the Free Republics. Soccer General Rule Theriault has an upcoming major announcement regarding how this money will be spent to improve the Republican National Soccer Team system. Be sure to stay tuned for this exciting announcement!

Nova Hellstrom-Hancock is the editor-in-chief of Sporting World, the coach for the Republican National Soccer Team, LLC Cheerleading Squad and one of the most decorated champions in the history of the (old) Republican Wrestling Conglomerate where she won the World Ladies Championship on 7 different occasions. At one time, she was a part-time international sports correspondent for Sporting World and a co-chair of the World Cup 68 Seeding Committee. She got her start covering high school soccer for the Petrograd Times before working for Sporting World. At one time, she played girls soccer for Petrograd Christian School. She was Sporting World's correspondent at the 27th Di Bradini Cup, the 52nd Baptism of Fire and during qualifying for the 65th World Cup before transitioning into a successful career as a professional wrestler. She lives in Falatulu with her slave husband Kieran.
World Cup 85 Champions
1st: DBC 28, X Winter Olympics, Independents Cup 4, CoH 66, WBC 46, World Bowl XXXVIII, World Cup 85
2nd: World Cup 68, DBC 27, U15WC 8, UWCFA Gold Cup I, BoI 15, 2nd Imperial Chap Olympiad, NSCF 11
Host: World Cups 68 & 81, CoH 58, BoF 70, Games of XIII Olympiad, X Winter Olympics, World Bowls XXII, XXXI & XXXVIII, WBCs 42 & 47, WCoH 35, IAC 5, RUWC 25
Creator: Sporting World Cup (U-18 WC)
Also: Host of BoF 59, IBC 17, WCoH 23, WBCs 27/34/37, CR XXII; Champion of CR XXIV, World Bowl XXIV, NSCF 9, IBCs 14, 15, 16
Leader: The Grand Immortal Imperator
Demonym: Republican
Trigram: FFR
Official Nation Name: Federation of Free Republics

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