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Postby Sargossa » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:11 am

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Corsairs Stay The Course


Blanco Borrayo reports from Yattaville;

The game of football is not, at its heart, a complicated business. But throw in the twin evils of expectation and pressure and all kinds of complications ensue. So believes Guillermo Lucena, a former international defender for Sargossa who is now part of Rafael Barrios’ national team coaching staff. ‘We entered a number of campaigns as first or second seeds’, he remembers. ‘And with that label came the pressure to perform and the pressure to also succeed. We were a target and consequently our opponents tended to raise their games. Then you had the criticism from the pundits, from the fans on social media, the works. It made for a pretty unhappy dressing room at times.’

Contrast that with the atmosphere around this particular version of the national team. The nation came into this competition having missed the last campaign entirely and were hardly expected to uproot any trees. Despite having dropped out of the world’s top hundred and languishing right at the bottom of pot 5 in the draw Barrios and his charges have confounded the critics with a string of impressive performances. With just one defeat as the qualification campaign reached its halfway point the Corsairs were still right in the mix in a group that could still go in any one of five different directions. With points taken off higher ranked Mercedini, Starblaydia and Darmen the side were experiencing a happy and positive atmosphere for a change. Consequently confidence was high as second seeds Mercedini arrived in town.

The visitors knew they were in for a game, having already dropped two points to Sargossa in Zoloroni, but even they may have been surprised at the battle they faced in Maturín. Evidently that draw in the opening round of matches was no fluke. The Corsairs had been the better side in the first half but had nothing to show for it, until a moment of magic. Miguel Marí picked the ball up out wide on the left, skipped past a couple of challenges and curled a beautiful right footed drive beyond the reach of Hosset and into the net. Marí is a popular figure at the Ciudad Deportiva and the crowd roared in appreciation at his efforts. At half time Sargossa held a deserved lead.

But in a group that contains six World Cups, six AOCAFs and four Copa Rushmoris Mercedini are not second seeds by accident and they started the second half with gusto. Whatever David Bjanasson had said to his players at the interval clearly had the desired effect as Sergio Vega was called into action three times in quick succession as the half began. The travelling fans may have been small in number but their volume grew as they clearly sensed a goal. And they weren’t disappointed as Sam Billic, who had endured a frustrating time in the first match between the nations, found his killer instinct as he steered Chillotov’s pass past Vega. From there it was end to end stuff as both sides searched for a second. And a second was forthcoming, courtesy of the head of Rodrigo Marcellán. The striker, who plays his club football in this stadium, found a real spring to rise above the defence and plant Montero’s cross wide of Hosset’s despairing dive. The visitors threw everything forward for the final fifteen minutes but the Corsairs held firm to secure a potentially massive three points.

Having picked up a creditable result against Mercedini earlier in the campaign the Corsairs very nearly threw it away against unheralded Makongo in Dunas. So when taking to the pitch at the Karafa Sey National Stadium in Yattaville the Sargossan players knew exactly what to expect. That knowledge proved invaluable as two first half goals from Marí, either side of an Andrés Fernández header from a corner, put Sargossa in full control of this Group 12 fixture. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned about Makongo it’s that they do not let up for a second and two goals from substitute Daba Sene in the space of seven second half minutes brought the home side right back into it. In previous games we’ve seen Barrios attempt to shut up shop but here he threw on a second forward in an effort to kill the match off. And it proved to be a tactical masterstroke as substitute Iván Mayoral outmuscled Vinachê Mbiwa to make it four. There proved to be no way back for the hosts as the Corsairs recorded their sixth win of the campaign.

After the eleventh round of matches the Group 12 table like much like this.

   Group 12                             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Starblaydia 11 8 2 1 25 9 +16 26
2 Darmen 10 6 3 1 22 10 +12 21
3 Sargossa 10 6 3 1 20 13 +7 21
4 Nephara 10 5 4 1 19 7 +12 19
5 Mercedini 11 4 4 3 28 20 +8 16
6 Yuezhou 11 3 1 7 11 24 −13 10
7 St. Saratoga 11 3 0 8 14 30 −16 9
8 Makongo 11 2 1 8 20 31 −11 7
9 Tveidalen 11 2 0 9 13 28 −15 6

Two games into the second half of qualifying and the top five in this group are starting to break apart. The recent Starblaydi win over Mercedini put the Purple Peril five points clear at the top of the group, albeit with the three teams behind them having played a game less. Sargossa’s win in Makongo sends the Corsairs level with Rushmori rivals Darmen in second while top seeds Nephara are still trying to recover from their slow start to the campaign and are two points further back. Mercedini are looking increasingly adrift in fifth but, with plenty of points still to play for, they still cannot be entirely ruled out. Next up for Sargossa it’s a trip to the capital for the visit of group leaders Starblaydia. In the fixture in Jhanna the Blaydis suffered their only defeat of the campaign, will revenge by on the cards?
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Postby Schottia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:45 am

The North Handon Way

Part Four.

Old before their time.


There was literally nothing like a good cup of tea - nothing! Claire felt like herself again for the first time that day, as the caffeine entered her system. Like an addict, she could almost visualise it coursing through her veins, flushing out the cobwebs en route to giving her brain a much-needed zap.

'There's nothing like a guid cup of tea.' Her Aunt April, said from the sofa opposite, bringing Claire back out of her moment of reverie. April was the wife of Claire's Uncle Gerry, and like her husband, could be described as being the other side of helfty. The woman took up most of the two-seater couch by herself, and looked strangely out of proportion in the Claire's parents' small yet neat sitting room.

'Nothing like it April,' Claire's mother added, backing up her sister-in-law's assertion.

Was Claire getting old before her time? She was only in her mid-thirties. As a precaution she placed the cup and saucer down, pushing it into the middle of the coffee table in front of her. When she had guests, Mrs Hanson always brought out the good crockery. The cups with the elaborate handles that were difficult to hold, made from a thin bone china you felt like you could bite chunks off with your teeth.

'So Claire, how's the family?' Said the fourth member of the party, Old Mrs Manck, was a tiny, ancient woman, who ran the local corner shop. Claire had only ever known her as Old Mrs Manck, so she could only guess at the woman's age. Furthermore she had never met a Mr Manck, but that was a mystery for another day. 'You'll have been back here for a few years now?' Mrs Manck spoke with a shrill clarity, pronouncing every syllable of every word in her North Handon accent.

'They're well, Mrs Manck, thank you.' Claire lied. Had she told her that her husband and son were both currently suspended from work and school respectively, it would have no doubt been a shock for the poor old woman, who thought the Hansons to be a very respectable North Handon family. 'We've been here for nearly two years. Enrico is getting on well at School, the wee one is a handful, and Leonardo having a good first full season in Schottic football.'

'It simply must be so exciting having such talented people in your family, Betty?' Old Mrs Manck turned to face Claire's mother. 'I've still remember your Claire coming into the shop as a wee lassie.' The geriatric took a sip from her tea, closing her eyes as she savoured it. 'Always so polite. When I think about how well some of the kids from this area have done, it's amazing, truly amazing.'

'We are,' Mr Hanson nodded her head. 'We are so proud.'

'And that Corsie - the Don Corise the fishmonger's laddie.' Mrs Manck added, while Claire averted her gaze. 'I remember him too; such a sweet child. Always a chubby kid though, always being lead astray by the older ones, they liked to tease his. I remember I once caught him stealing a bar of chocolate - no doubt the older ones had put him up to it. He was too slow to run of course, too fat you see. So I caught up with him opposite the old phone box down on Bertin Street, just as he was trying to head for the gap in the fence. I Kicked him so hard up the backside, he did forward flip and landed face first in the gutter.'

The whole way through her recollections, Old Mrs Manck's expression never changed, there was no bitterness. And despite confessing to the physical abuse of a child, neither she, nor the other women seemed phased.

'That's the North Handon way.' Aunt April chimed in. 'Don and Janette must have been so embarrassed when they found out?' The plump septuagenarian added, never one to miss out on gossip, no matter how out of date it was. 'The Parents?'

'Oh yes they were mortified, mortified.' Old Mrs Manck went on, the sweetshop lady of forty years now in her element. 'They brought the laddie round to apologise, and I had him doing my chores for a month. Don also brought me a couple of fillets of haddock - or maybe it was whiting - he couldn't apologise enough, he said.'

'Are you not going to have a biscuit Claire?' Mrs Hanson's voice carried a note of concern. Then before her daughter could answer, she added. 'You know your father always said you never ate enough. You'll waste away.'

Claire shook her head. 'No mum, I'm watching my figure at the moment.' The jaws of the women sat around her dropped as if she had blasphemed. 'No one wants a fat Physio.'

'Nonsense lassie, you’re built like a whippet.' Old Mrs Manck said as she herself chomped down on one of the biscuits as if to prove they were harmless.

'Anyway,' Claire's mother sifted in her position in the chair, and with it, the conversation. 'April, how is Gerry bearing up? I sometimes forget that he must be suffering too, him and Derek were so close.'

'Oh, Gerry is Gerry.' Aunt April replied lifting her cup for the saucer and taking a small sip. 'He'll be fine. To be honest, I think he's rather looking forward to this charity match; the one Claire is helping organise.' She placed the cup back on the saucer in a way that said she meant business. 'But I've told him - Betty, I've told him - if he wants to go, he's going to need to get himself a new jumper. I'm not going to an event like that with a scruff.'

'Oh Derek was a nightmare to go shopping with; it's the one thing I'll not miss about him. God rest his soul.' Claire's mum stared into her teacup, looking like she was nursing some painful memories. 'See trying to get him to try anything on...' She shook her head hard.

'Oh, Betty, don't even get me started on that.' Aunt April cut in. 'Last week I took him to get a new waterproof jacket, and he somehow came away with one without a hood. I asked him if he'd tried it on, and he said he had but he never noticed.' April puffed up her cheeks and blew out hard. 'Now, every time it's raining and he needs to take the dog out, he has to go about with that bloomin umbrella thing perched on the top of his head.'

Claire's mother was nodding along sympathetically, but you could see she was desperate to trump opponent in the game of: Who married the most useless Hanson. 'Well... one time I sent Derek to that shoe shop on the High Street, it was just before Claire's Graduation actually. All he had to do was by a pair of smart, leather shoes. Guess what. He comes home with a non-matching pair.' The other women laughed into their teacups. 'They weren't even similar either, one of them was a trainer.'

The memory hit Claire hard. Taking her back almost fifteen years to her first graduation ceremony. She could remember the rigmarole it caused, as her parents tried to scrub themselves up for a formal occasion. She had probably just acted annoyed at the time, but in truth, she liked the fact that they put in an effort, it showed they cared. It struck Claire now that she would never experience that again, and she really wasn't sure how that made her feel. It was conceivable that with all the hassle she was going through herself, she had never really take the time to grieve properly. Maybe what the other women were doing right now was a part of that grieving process for them; sharing stories, keeping the memories alive. Claire was so far removed from this world now, and as they sat exchanging stories about their husbands, she realised that more than ever. What could she possibly add? "Oh tell me about it... I remember one time, after a game against Chromatika, Leonard got sent off for disrobing!

Life was weird, and while her parents had spent the first twenty-five years of her life raising her, she had somehow spent the next ten looking after them. If that were the case, had she failed? Should she have done more for her father? She had got him the World Cup tickets, booked his flights - said he should go. Maybe Claire should have anticipated that it would have been too much excitement for him. She should have been there for him - she should have been there.

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Postby Eshan » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:58 am

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One Point Clear, Six Games Left


It's all in the headline really folks, World Cup 78 qualifications. Our beloved boys in white and red are currently sitting in second place in Group 13. We've got a single point separating us from third and failing to qualify; our World Cup 77 group mate Acronius sits on 22 point and in fourth is Eastfield Lodge with 19 points to their credit. With 18 points left on the board, there's a lot that can still happen in the close out of the qualification campaign.

Taking into account points available and current totals along with the position of the stars, it is quite clear that we have to win all of our remaining games if we are to ensure qualification and that's extraordinarily worrisome because we still have to run through the gauntlet. The Holy Empire, Acronius, and Eastfield Lodge all stand before us. First and unbeaten in the group, one point behind us in third, and nipping at our heels with four points respectively. Everyone is going to play their hardest and it is sure to be absolutely exhilarating for neutral fans, and it is too for us Echani but there is certainly a level of 'oh dear christ how will we manage to cock this all up' as they remember our fateful World Cup 76 campaign where we crashed from out front in the group to barely making the playoff round before suffering a humiliating defeat to Port Christopher. But the team is different now. They're……well………just better in every way.

SO how do we do it? How do we cross the threshold and into World Cup proper superiority? Mental strength. And also Marco van Ciavatinni. But in all seriousness is is absolutely essential that our players remained focused on the task ahead and take the games one by one, preparing with the typical intensity and thoroughness that is typical with the Echani team under Alexio del Nieran, although we people of Eshan pride ourselves for that sort of approach in general sooooo…a little column A, a little column B, I suppose would be fair. But circling back to my main points, it's incredibly important that the players wearing that beautiful white and red to not get distracted. THere's going to be a whole lot of pressure on them coming from all different kinds of sources. Friends and family texting them, the TV constantly going over match highlights, analysis, and speculations on how they would fair, not to mention the general talk and feeling of their fellow teammates and national team staff. One kick at a time is the best way for the boys. Just keep clear of the shit and keep their minds in the game. One at a time.

We also have to focus very, very hard on not having such a leaky defense. We've given up 16 goals and we're lucky our players know how to score goalz for dayz. However, this is a situation where I can not provide an answer to the question, which might be the first time that's ever happened. It's because we're at a not exactly ideal place to make defensive changes. With only six matches left, do you (as Alexio del Neiran or yourself as manager) break up the defensive core and try to get cohesion between a new group of players? Or do you just go with the tried and sorta-ish true? Personally I am of the belief that we should look to sit Darren Tran in favor of Eric Bambic, or perhaps even look to Matthias Prudenzio as a stand-in. Both are very technically proficient and great passers, but they lack the hardman/enforcer style of dark-arts defense that Tran brings to the team. I suppose the logic is that if we bring in a defender who is faster and far more suited for our style of play and just fits into the team better, the entire unit will perform better and cut down on chances for opposition attempts on goal. Makes sense in my mind, but is it practical to do now, with only six games left in the campaign? Perhaps, perhaps not, and I'm glad it's Alexio del Nieran who has to make this decision and not I, said he.
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Postby Starblaydia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:42 pm

Part One: Takeaway
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Part Three: Fidget
Part Four: Torque
Part Five: Omen
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Part Seven: Screams
Part Eight: Iota
Part Nine: Death
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Pulling Away for the Improbable Dream
Four wins on the bounce as Starblaydia travel to Sargossa


Very, very few pundits of any note would have predicted this with five games, and six Matchdays to go. Even taking the games in hand into account, there is a definite gap between Starblaydia in first place and the chasing pack of Group 12, a pack they expected to be in themselves. Thanks to the three teams right behind Starblaydia all being the ones with games in hand, it's potentially four points separating the top four, when the table tells us seven. Ázëwyn Fëanáro's side have scratched and clawed their way into a potential top finishing position in a World Cup Qualifying Group, something they haven't managed in twenty years when Brenecia, currently ruling the roost in Group 14, spoiled a potentially perfect record to leave Starblaydia on 11-0-1. In today's qualifying shake-up, however, Starblaydia have nothing like that sort of dominance or cushion, and the teams chasing at their heels include former Champions of essentially every competition on the planet. Starblaydia, however, are the form team of the group, unbeaten in seven matches, with only a single draw blotting that particular copybook. They also have the points on the board, which is always better than any potential points that can quite easily be lost by a team looking too far ahead.
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Ella Kabeya, Hat-Trick Heroine for Starblaydia vs. Mercedini

They nearly only had a point, or even less, to take away from this match at the Stadii Di Bradini as they attempted to improve on the away draw to the 32nd-ranked team in the world, Mercedini. If it wasn't for Ella Kabeya, finally getting her much-threatened first hat trick for her country, they could easily have made the target on their back that much easier for the rest of the group to hit. It had been eight years since a Starblaydi last hit a hat-trick for their country, the last being Clayton Skye in World Cup 76 qualifying against HUElavia. This had been the beginning of a three game winning streak to close out the group that was too little, too late for Starblaydia as they could only finish third and miss out on the qualifiers. A selection of young players from that time are still in the team and know the heartbreak of missing out on Qualifying despite having performed well. In former years, however, it was a general lack of good results throughout the qualifiers, leaving Starblaydia with little to no hope as the final Matchdays rolled in. This time, though, Group 12 is Starblaydia's to lose.

And nearly lose it they did, when Ben Chillotov opened the scoring for Mercedini. They knew how much trouble Sgt. Billic had caused them in the first match between these two sides and marked the Myrmidon forward mercilessly. Unfortunately, this left Chillotov free and the resulting one-on-one gave the boys from Zolonori the lead. Redoubled efforts from the home side, urged on by their ever-noisy fans, got Starblaydia back in into the game when Ella Kabeya headed in her first, played in by a lovely cross from the left by Keira Matranga. The Starblaydi number ten bagged her seventh goal of the qualifiers, putting her firmly on top of Starblaydia's list of goalscorers for this edition. Mercedini got out in front again from the wide midfielder Ross Presic when he cut in from the right and unleashed a beautiful shot to take the lead for the second time, one that they held well into the second half. It was Kabeya to the rescue, though, as she put Starblaydia level again with a turn and shot inside a crowded area to give Starblaydia hope of extending their lead on top of the table. Less than ten minutes later she sparked scenes of wild jubilation as her low, right-footed shot from outside the area curled in at the far post

Now Starblaydia face another must-win match - let's face it, all five remaining matches are essentially must-win at this point - against Sargossa. Starblaydia have the dubious 'advantage' of still having to play each of the teams chasing them, knowing that any victories they pick up will almost certainly send that team's hopes of catching them into the realms of fantasy. With victory here, Starblaydia have essentially dispatched Mercedini from qualifying. A win away against Sargossa, the one team to have beaten them, won't have quite the same damning effect on the Corsairs' chances, but it would be a hefty blow nonetheless to their hopes. They, too, have four wins in their last four games, making the next game a real clash of the in-form teams and one neither side can truly afford to lose.

Final score from Stadii Di Bradini (196,754 attendence)
Starblaydia 3 - 2 Mercedini
(Kabeya 31, 76 & 87) - (Chillotov 23, Presic 42)


   Group 12        Form             P    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Max
1 Starblaydia
••••• •••••• 11 8 2 1 25 9 +16 26 41

2 Darmen •• •••••••• 10 6 3 1 22 10 +12 21 39
3 Sargossa • •••••••• • 10 6 3 1 20 13 +7 21 39
4 Nephara •••••••• •• 10 5 4 1 19 7 +12 19 37 ^
5 Mercedini •••••••• ••• 11 4 4 3 28 20 +8 16 31 v
6 Yuezhou ••••••• •••• 11 3 1 7 11 24 −13 10 25 ^
7 St. Saratoga •••• ••••••• 11 3 0 8 14 30 −16 9 24 v
8 Makongo ••• •••••••• 11 2 1 8 20 31 −11 7 22 v
E Tveidalen
•••••• ••••• 11 2 0 9 13 28 −15 6 21
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:07 pm

The (disorganised but) Collected Works of Aidan Thornton
08 October 1909-28 May 1987. Seen by many as Tinhampton's "greatest" poet, and arguably its only famous one.
Oderint, Dum Metuant
A poem on the Communist Takeover and impendent elections; Thornton did take his exile case resulting from the poem to the High Court, but the takeover was "un-couped" before any hearings could happen, and Thornton went free.
fun fact: Oderint, Dum Metuant was mandatory Grade 11 reading between the 1959 reinstatement of the old curriculum and its removal by the incoming (leftist) government in 1996.

11/1958

Not the land that I remember
A land, now long since dismembered
A land where the far-left rule with fear
and the pressure - sometimes disappointment - is sheer

A land where "life is full of care"
and "there is no time to stop and stare"
As they say "Let us continue evolution
"Towards our glorious Communist Revolution!"

A land of misery, a land of pain
On our once-great flag, there is a stain
of egregrious red on our famous brown
Some would say it's all going down

A land of free men, and yet of sorrow
of how our leader might get better tomorrow
leading our nation with it to a new time
where, "for secularism", church bells do not chime

But beyond that, it is an inevitability
Our freedoms lost to every degree
The only thing we can do shall be to hail
our Dear Leader all the time - or go to jail

And all shall wonder in her name
sbout our happenings - "have we not lost again?"
We can all recognise what is coming near:
"Let them hate... so as long as they fear."
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Postby Apox » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:02 pm

Carried on from here

He was now hovering about serving canapes to all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures, having disappeared down the small side door in the antechamber and ending up in a smaller, but still enormous, meeting room. There a series of increasingly exasperated sub-managers had told him to prepare himself, as it appeared he was a waiter in what appeared to be the celestial party of the century - all for some "Prince Imperial". He supposed that if you were that much of a big cheese to have both the words "Prince" and "Imperial" in your title, then you could probably hack a party like this.

He was now standing, somehow, in an even bigger room, which had an impossibly tall ceiling and that seemed to stretch too far without being supported for the ceiling not to fall down. Regardless, he'd just served canapes to what appeared to be a cross between an elephant and a rhino dressed in black tie, so he really had other things to consider.

He was just serving a bunch of incredibly well dressed gentlemen, with more cravats and monocles than he'd ever seen in his life, and was trying to stay discreet and quiet whilst he eavesdropped on what they were saying to try and get some idea of what was going on.
".... And then his magnificence managed to recite his longest poem yet!"
"Japery! Simply cannot belieeeeeeve that one wasn't present to witness such a sight."
"Well indeed Smythe. And because we'd been noshing back on the old G&T's and whathaveyou, went out for a strong spot of wenching afterwards."
"Marvellous wenching in that construct...."

The chaps were interrupted by a loud announcement which didn't actually seem to be coming from anywhere specific;

"PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR HIS ROYAL MUNIFICENCE HIMSELF, BEFORE WE GET ONTO THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THIS EVENING! PLEASE GATHER AROUND THE CENTRE STAGE WHICH IS EMERGED FROM THE CENTRE OF THE ROOM"

There was a great deal of commotion. So much so, that he almost missed a slight golden haze in the near distance. It was rapidly growing and increasing in intensity, so much so that the guests around him were noticing. The rhino-elephant-suit thing was shifting away quickly and the chaps were crying out in a mixture of delight;
"Marvellous!"
"Oh excellent show!"
"I don't know what he's exactly laying on for us, but its a most splendid gold, old boy."

And with that, the room was gone, once more. On to the next adventure.

To be continued...
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Postby Darmen » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:26 pm

Municipal court declares Thomas Stadium unsafe
Scott City FC evicted from home, Stadium to be razed immediately

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Thomas Stadium is to be demolished immediately following a court order.
SCOTT CITY - Having already faced two decades of neglect from its owners and the government, last Saturday's events at Thomas Stadium in the closing stages of the World Cup Qualifying match against Nephara were the final straw in the long story of the stadium's demise.

With 6,000 of its seats already off limits to fans due to unsafe conditions, the removal of 100 seats in other parts of the stadium during violence between Darmeni and Nepharan fans was enough for a Judge of the Scott City Court of First Instance to declare the entire stadium unsafe and order its immediate demolition. The judgement, which came following a request from the Scott City District Attorney's Office for the situation to be reviewed, comes before an investigation being conducted by the Municipal Council can be finished. While the Judge did order that the Investigative Committee be allowed access to the stadium prior to the start of demolition, the move highlights the growing tension between the Mayor and District Attorney within the municipal government.

Demolition is scheduled to begin within two weeks, and will be conducted by Mollown & Sons, Inc. According to unverified sources, the company is owned by a distant cousin of the District Attorney. If true, the decision to award Mollown & Sons, Inc. the contract to tear down the stadium may amount to nepotism on the part of the District Attorney. Unconfirmed reports state that the Mayor wished for another unnamed company to be awarded the contract.

The Judge's decision was immediately condemned by Scott City FC, who have called the stadium home since 2010. The clubs has said that they plan to appeal the decision, though it may take several days before the appeal is heard in the Scott City Court of Assize. In the interim, club officials are scrambling to find a suitable home for the club during the quickly approaching 2039-2040 season. One temporary fix being floated is for the club to enter into a ground sharing agreement with Royal PFC to share their 35,000 seat King's Park for a single season while the club builds its own stadium.

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Postby Union of Socialist Alpine Republics » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:43 pm

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The Alpine Union beats Kecrazia!


Kecrastat, Kecrazia - (NAP) Following a 0-0 draw at home in the Violet Bowl Stadium in Los Osos against Valladares, the Bisons travelled to Kecrazia and beat them 4-1. The Alpine Union started off on the right foot and with less than a minute in the game, Pawel Wawrzynkiewicz dribbled with the ball and passed to Zbigniew Zajaczkowski who made a cross to Jean-François Kleineheismann who shoots and scores! At the 26th minute, Krzysztof Januszkiewicz made a long pass to Sarah Schroffenegger who dribbled and passed to Amelia Zalwowska who shoots and scores, the score is at 2-0 USAR! At the 33rd minute, Yannick Ksiezniakiewicz passed the ball to Sarah Schroffenegger who dribbled and passed to Jean-François Kleineheismann. Jean-François Kleineheismann shoots but the ball hits Zedelan Hurthe's legs and goes behind the net. It's a corner kick! Yannick Ksiezniakiewicz kicks the ball in the penalty area, Pawel Wawrzynkiewicz heads the ball and it goes right into the net, 3-0 Alpine Union and the score remains the same until the halftime!

At the 59th minute, Abu Zuzeth dribbled with the ball and passed to Stefan Grebinguch who dribbled and made a header pass to Naven Xelafen who heads the ball into the net, it's a goal for Kecrazia and USAR's lead is cut to 3-1. 25 minutes later, with a defensive 4-6-0 formation on the field, Tearlach MacEachthighearna passed the ball to Krzysztof Januszkiewicz who passed to Tearlach MacEachthighearna. Tearlach MacEachthighearna passed to Bartlomiej Szczepankiewicz who dribbled and passed to Pawel Wawrzynkiewicz. Pawel Wawrzynkiewicz passed back to Bartlomiej Szczepankiewicz who passed to Amelia Zalwowska. Amelia Zalwowska shoots, Philip Jonas stops the ball but doesn't control the rebound. Cristiano Fernando takes the lose ball and shoots and it's a goal! Cristiano Fernando played for Great Caledonia and North Hybernia when the team participated in the baptism of fire 64 in Bonesea, before the union. The score remains the same until the end and the Reprezentacja Alpejski won 4-1!

It's a huge win for the Union of Socialist Alpine Republic, which is now in 4th place in group 8. The top 3 - Jeruselem, Valladares and Electrum - are out of reach, but the Bisons needs to distance themselves from the 5th place and secure the 4th place, which should be enough to recieve an invitation to the cup of harmony.

BOXSCORE:

1st minute: Jean-François Kleineheismann assisted by Zbigniew Zajaczkowski
26th minute: Amelia Zalwowska assisted by Sarah Schroffenegger
33rd minute: Pawel Wawrzynkiewicz unassisted

59th minute: Naven Xelafen assisted by Stefan Grebinguch
84th minute: Cristiano Fernando unassisted

YELLOW CARDS:

Kecrazia: Aleksandr Chovaluch and Marko Sela
Alpine union: Sascha Welzmüller and Sarah Schroffenegger

RED CARDS:

Kecrazia: None
Alpine Union: None

Association football roster for the olympics revealed

Ozorkow, Prussia East - (NAP) Both Alpine men and women association football roster have been revealed yesterday. The football players who will be at the olympics are "the best of the rest", which means they are the best players not actually on the mixed football team which is playing in the World Cup. A mistake has been made in the men roster, Slawomir Zoledziowski has been included but he's in the World Cup mixed team, it should be fixed soon. The men team for the olympic features Krzysztof Brzozowski, Grzegorz Radziszewski, Maciej Grzeszczyk and Maksymilian Kasperkiewicz who were all on Prusy Krolewskie's roster for it's first two World Cup qualifications, if I have a good memory. Anton, who was playing for Great Caledonia and North Hybernia is also on the men team. The women team features Krystyna Wisniewska who was on Prusy Krolewskie's national team for it's first three World Cup qualifications and Elizabeth McQueen and Brittany Winchester who were on the Caledonian team. Due to the lack of good central midfielders on the women team, women team's head coach Raghnaid McCulloch have asked mixed national team's head coach Wlodzimierz Jastrzebowski if Alicja Jedrzejczyk can leave the World Cup to play on the women team at the olympics. We are waiting for Wlodzimierz Jastrzebowski's answer. Alicja Jedrzejczyk is currently the 7th central midfielder on the depth chart.
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Postby Turori » Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:37 pm

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Cocoabo In Front Halfway Through
Citizens Hope to take advantage of Easier Second Half Schedule


For a more complete backstory regarding Cocoabo Forest please visit the Historical Record on the Atlantian Oceania Forum

Cocoabo Park Arena, Cocoabo Forest :: When the curtain came down on the Cocoabo Squad's 1-0 victory over the Joaquin States at the Cocoabo Park Arena in the Cocoabo Forest it also closed the curtain on the first half of World Cup 78 qualifying.

As a unified entity, the Turori National Team were placed 3rd in Group 9 - a precarious standing that if it stood the test of the qualification phase would see Turori miss out on a trip to the World Cup Finals in Cosumar and Bonesea and instead be forced to fall back on an alternate form of post-qulifying competition.

Turori, however, were the only unbeaten entry in Group 9 through qualifyings midway point with a 5-3-0 record. It was the dropped points through draws that set them back one point behind Nova Anglicana and the last qualification place and 3 points behind Ceni at the top of the Group.

Group 9                              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 8 7 0 1 22 8 +14 21
2 Nova Anglicana 8 6 1 1 17 8 +9 19
3 Turori 8 5 3 0 20 8 +12 18
4 Tomikosan 8 4 1 3 13 9 +4 13
5 Yttribia 8 3 2 3 17 18 −1 11
6 Elgenstad 8 2 2 4 4 5 −1 8
7 Astograth 8 1 3 4 8 16 −8 6
8 Miloscia 8 1 1 6 5 20 −15 4
9 Joaquin States 8 0 1 7 1 15 −14 1


All three were level defensively having conceded just 8 goals a piece - an average of one a game. Surprisingly, however, they were all chasing Elgenstad in that category. Despite 4 losses, Elgenstad had conceded just 5 goals in the first 8 matches. The only problem with their fine defensive record was their opposite-of-fine prowess in front of goal, with just 4 goals scored producing just two wins in the first half; surely moose-eating has its drawbacks.


Citizen Team Schedule:
[D] MD1 @ Elgenstad
[W] MD3 @ Yttribia
[D] MD6 @ Nova Anglicana
[W] MD8 @ Ceni
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MD11 @ Miloscia
MD14 @ Astograth
MD16 @ Tomikoson
MD18 @ Joaquin States
Cocoabo Team Schedule:
[W] MD2 v. Miloscia (Cocoabo Park Arena, Cocoabo Forest)
[D] MD5 v. Astograth (Cocoabo Park Arena, Cocoabo Forest)
[W] MD7 v. Tomikoson (Eels Park, Eelandii)
[W] MD9 v. Joaquin States (Cocoabo Park Arena, Cocoabo Forest)
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MD10 v. Elgenstad (Cocoabo Park Arena, Cocoabo Forest)
MD12 v. Yttribia (Eels Park, Eelandii)
MD15 v. Nova Anglicana (Eels Park, Eelandii)
MD17 v. Ceni (Eels Park, Eelandii)


Of course, should the Turori National Team make up the difference between them and the top two contenders in Group 9; or, take part in an alternate post-World Cup 78 Qualifying competition; They will need to know which of their Squads will be competing in that competition.

Through 4 of 8 Rounds:
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With a 5-3-0 record through 8 matches one squad had to be ahead of the other and the squad on top was the Cocoabo Squad. Despite their setback against Astograth, the Cocoabo Squad had amassed a record of 3 wins, 1 draw and no defeats for a total of 10 points over the first 4 matches. The Cocoabo Squads results, however, were anything but dominant. After a strong showing in their opening match against Miloscia, a 4-0 victory, the Cocoabo couldn't put in more than a single goal per game. After four games, their total goalscoring output was just 7 goals. While they had conceded just 1, they were reverting to the Classic Karelan play more well known from the Citizen Squad, rounding out the first half with a pair of 1-0 victories against Tomikoson and the Joaquin States.

The Citizen Squad, in stark contrast, was involved in some of the most exciting matches of all of qualification... not just in Group 9; but at all. Their 8-3 exposition in Yttribia on Matchday 3 was a game for the ages and while they were not able to parlay that moment into a victory over Nova Anglicana, the Citizen Squad came up huge when visiting table-topping group favorite's Ceni on Matchday 8. An early goal from Strike FC's super-star striker Meldi'ita Mungwaii put the Citizen Squad in the lead and they would never look back.

While Ceni would twice equalize, Turori controlled possession and responded to each Ceni leveller; first with Kentu Umaka'a's 30'th minute free kick and then with Enluta Makakio's timely winner in the 80th minute to send Turori home with all three points and put the Citizen Squad back in the mix just two points behind the Cocoabo Squad at the halfway interval. The Citizen's knew that if they had ended the first half of qualification with just a single win, their chances of winning the dual with their avian rivals was going to be slim. But Makakio's 80th minute strike changed everything as the Citizen Squad survived matches against their two toughest rivals unbeaten and were set to carry all the momentum moving forward into the weaker half of their schedule, ready to pounce should the Cocoabo Squad slip up at all at Eel's Park to any of the group leaders.

Turori [3] - [2] Ceni

:: Turori Goalscorers ::
:: 6' Meldi'ita Mungwaii
:: 30' Kentu Umaka'a
:: 80' Enluta Makakio
:: Turori Statistics ::
:: Possession: 56%
:: Shots on Target: 8
:: Corner Kicks: 5
:: Ceni Statistics ::
:: Possession: 44%
:: Shots on Target: 5
:: Corner Kicks: 4



Turori Eels Lineup v. Ceni ::
[GK]Sharif Deniibo, [D.]Tarek Edgeli, [D.]Geafi Laina-Sola, [D.]Yitizo Mpala'a, [ML] Kentu Umaka'a, [MC] Indelli Nura'amura, [MC]Kigaoua Oalalka, [MC] Etamara Kulkkiia, [MR] Nubara Moafalia, [FC]Meldi'ita Mungwaii, [FC]Matlya Eelador
BENCH::
[FC]Wiztsana Iretziia, [FC]Enluta Makakio, [M]Teliima Loinara, [M]Aiden Varess, [U ]Dmitri Levada, [D]Oani Moralziia, [GK]Mitimi Obalialo





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Postby Aggrey-Fynn Land » Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:55 pm

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AGGREY-FYNN LAND FRUSTRATES BRIGANTII, PICKS UP A POINT

(Samueltown, AGGREY-FYNN LAND) Aggrey-Fynn Land squared off against Brigantii in their most recent game. They have already met once in the qualifiers, and the result was a 0-0 draw. This time, the game was in Samueltown, and the Wavy Ones were hungry for some points. They came out with energy, and took control of the ball, and the game, very early on. They were able to string lots of passes together in order to get around the field, and they frustrated the Brigantians. As a result, they got lots of shots on goal, but Trent Harrell was quick to stop them. Despite Aggrey-Fynn Land's chokehold on the game, nobody was able to score during it, thanks to Harrell's stellar game in goal. After the game, we interviewed Jerry Simmons as he walked off the pitch.

Reporter: So, Jerry, how do you feel about today's game?
Jerry: It was a great effort. I love to see the boys play like this, it really shows me that they are growing as a unit. It was a treat for the fans too.
R: Why do you think that Aggrey-Fynn Land failed to score today?
J: Well, I have to give all the credit to the goalie today. He did an incredible job, and they deserved their point as much as we deserved ours.
R: Considering that you had almost 80% possession, are you disappointed with how the game turned out?
J: You do realize that this is the 43rd best nation in the whole multiverse, right? I'm not disappointed at all! A point is a point, and getting one at the expense of a Top-50 team makes it even more special.
R: What are you going to do with this bye week coming up?
J: *chuckles* That's for me to know, and you to find out.
R: Can't you at least give us a glimpse into what will be going on?
J: Well, I'll give the boys a break for a day or two. It's been a grueling campaign, and they deserve it. After that, full speed ahead. I don't care whether we qualify or not, we're gonna play every game like it's our last.
R: All right Jerry, good job today, and good luck to the team.
J: Thank you, have a nice day.

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Postby Natanians and Nosts » Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:59 pm

After losing to Garifunya and Mattijana,Natanians and Nosts made a fantastical game and tied with Vilita,the current world champions,something we couldn't do to the Unified Sunrise Islands at the last World Cup Qualifiers.
The Vilitans started the game scoring a goal with only 7 minutes and another one with 14.Natanians and Nosts only scored at the 38th minute with Natan Nínnio Gonçalo.The second period started with Natanians and Nosts scoring,at the very first minute Natan Nínnio Gonçalo scored his second goal with assistance from Austin Mihai Munteănu who just had entered.Vilita then scored their third goal at the 37th minute,but Natanians and Nosts socred at the 28th tying the game again with Ion Cáius Ademélsson.
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ooc: Continued from the previous; ICly this is a document released along with the "Champions Tour" Media package at the start of the World Cup 78 Qualification Campaign.



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Vilita have a long history of selecting players from its National Talent Pool throughout a qualification campaign, instead of re-using the same lineup over and over. The belief has always been to spread the experience around so that more players are able to step up when needed, and that the younger players are prepared for the occasion earlier in their career.

Vilita also have a long history of rotating its qualification matches at stadiums throughout the Tropics. While the Tivali-Ring Stadium in Alikki-Corra has long been the home base of the Vilitan National Team including their training facilities and offices, there are many larger stadiums that have been over-developed through the years to keep up with the growing demand of their domestic tenants.

However, as part of the World Cup 77 Champions Tour taking place during World Cup 78, the Football Association of Vilita decided to do something they'd never done before. Each of the Jungle Cats 8 Qualifying matches would take place at a different stadium to ensure maximum exposure and outreach throughout the Vilitan Cove. While Vilita had regularly scheduled Qualifying matches at different venues throughout the tropics, they had never intentionally scheduled each and every match at a different, regionally varied venue for the express purpose of maximum public exposure.

With the World Cup 78 Qualifying being transformed into a Champions Tour however, with the entire World Cup 77 squad on hand to meet the fans at every home qualifying match along with the World Cup and key personalities such as popular correspondent Nikki Kater; it was critically important to ensure variety in venue throughout the entirety of the World Cup 78 Qualifying Campaign.


After closing out the first half of World Cup 78 Qualification at one of its smallest venues, Marine World Park in Crosaibi, the Vilita National Team will move straight to one of its largest as they go to the home of the Vilitan Space Program in Seraai,
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Vilita where there will undoubtedly be some of the downright coolest photos with the World Cup. Lunar Park became the largest stadium in Vilita with an overall capacity of 129,000 at the time of its construction. Although some stadiums have added poor quality seating, hillside views or standing terraces to exceed the 129,000 capacity mark, Lunar Park offers quality seats all around the stadium, and onlookers sometimes get treated to events such as Rocket Launches and suborbital testing as the stadium was constructed by the Vilitan Space Program overlooking some of their active launch facilities. In celebration of Vilita's World Cup 78 title, there will be a special Rocket Launch with the World Cup trophy and champions insignia painted on the rocket core scheduled for the evening of the Vilita National Team's World Cup 78 Qualifying Matchday 10 clash with Mattijana held at the stadium. While it won't be the most important match ever held at the arena - Lunar Park has hosted its fair share of crucial Stellar Division fixtures for its domestic tenant Eastal Lunar FC; as well as the Final of the 50th Cup of Harmony; It is certain to be one of its most entertaining matches off the field in quite some time.

From Seraai, the Vilita National Team will move from its biggest seated stadium to its stadium with the largest overall capacity - continuing the second half trend of Large-Capacity venues. In fact, all four stadia that will host Vilita National Team matches during the second half of World Cup 78 Qualifying have an advertised capacity over 100,000. By contrast, none of the four venues hosting any of the opening four matches of World Cup 78 Qualifying reached the six-digit mark in capacity with an average total capacity over the four games of just under 75,000.
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The Lonngeylin Coliseum in Lonngeylin, however, is one of the oldest, but most expansive stadiums in Vilita. The Home of Vilitan domestic giants Jungle Strike FC, the stadium has undergone several renovations, name changes and expansions in its long history, which includes being a venue for the World Cup 17, 31 and 59 finals. The Coliseum is known for its unique hillside accommodation, boasts one of the most impressive match atmospheres in the region. For domestic matches only the home fans are allowed in the south and east areas, which include both hillside seating and open hillside that can accommodate an approximately 30,000 additional fans beyond the seated capacity - depending on how far away from the stadium they wish to prop themselves. Away fans are always seated in the west grandstand. For a National Team match with such significance as a World Cup Trophy homecoming party and Champions Tour, however, away supporters will likely be lucky if they are allocated one-third of the West seating area.

Perhaps it is fitting that the Jungle Cats will start their Champions Tour at their home of Alikki-Corra and, on the Main Island, end it at their largest venue, home of their most successful domestic club and National Team feeder. From there, however, there will still be two matches left to contest and both of those matches will be contested on Turoki Island; due East of Lopinka - the former National City which incidentally is left out of the Champions Tour in as much as hosting a World Cup 78 Qualifying match. That said, however, the World Cup Trophy will still be stopping in Lopinka - and other cities along the route, during select domestic competition matchdays and offdays when the World Cup is in transit between Champions Tour appearance.

Once arriving in Turoki Island the World Cup; World Cup 77 Champions Team and all the pomp and circumstance that goes along with the Champions Tour will arrive first at Colonial Field, home of Colonial Sile FC, for the Matchday 15 fixture with Suize. Colonial Field hosted its first international matches during the World Cup 59 files hosting two group stage matches while its cross-town rival stadium, Track Venture Field - home of Makosile FC, hosted the third in the group to ensure that no team played 3 straight matches in the same arena. Since then, Colonial Field has only hosted International matches on a sporadic basis but as Turoki's second city, Sile could not be left off the Tour.

The Vilita National Team will finally close out their World Cup 77 Champions Tour - at least the portion of the tour that is following the Vilita National Team throughout World Cup 78 Qualifying - in the capital of Turoki Island: Turoki City. Long a destination on international fixturing and scheduling lists, The 102,000 capacity Turoki National Stadium Stadium hosted its first International matches during the second AOCAF competition and has subsequently been used as a primary host site during the group stage of Vilitan hosted World Cup matches, most recently, during World Cup 59. Home of Vilitan side Turoki Isle, the stadium was original built with an 36,000 capacity but was expanded to meet the demands of a bulging population and fan base. Remnants of the original stand can still be seen on the west end but rest assured it is safe. While not the most modern, largest or simply nicest stadium in Turoki - the Turoki Community Complex home of former UICA Champions Cup winning side Turoki Tide and UICA Runners-Up Turoki United would certainly claim that honor - the Turoki National Stadium was always seen as Vilita's "Other Home" in the early days of competition and the history it brings forth will be a fitting closeout when the Jungle Cats look for a successful and momentum inspiring closeout to the home portion of their qualification campaign against Legatorum on Matchday 17.


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OOC: Continued from here.

Dense fog often gathers on the Endemian Ocean despite its vast expanse due to the scattering of numerous island chains and reefs. Among the most significant of these formations were the Scrub Islands. Their name said it all really. Small but large enough for airfields and covered mostly in dense but low lying foliage, their position in the northern Endemian Ocean was one of many important considerations for both combatants in this war. Sameban marines of the had seized the main island, Gardener, in a brief and overwhelming assault on its tiny garrison in the first days of the war. Apart from some transport aircraft the airbase on Gardener's only offensive capability was half a dozen Marine Corps HASW-2 anti-submarine helicopter gunships to combat Eura's large fleet of nuclear attack submarines. It did also boast a dozen fighters for self defence, but these were only heavily outdated F-47 jets, while a single obsolete Type-D frigate guarded the surrounding waters. The real significant Sameban forces in the area were a hundred or so miles away. The First Endemian Fleet and Second Grand Seas Fleet were converging on the islands to refuel and resupply. Elements of the former force would possibly run straight for home to support Sameba's most pivotal battles on the mainland front while the latter intended to remain at sea.

Both fleets had inflicted casualties on the Euran's. In particular the latter had sunk five Euran escorts and a General Hartson class nuclear aircraft carrier in one of the Euran Navy's early war naval disasters. However everyone in the Sameban naval staff was aware that these victories alone would be irrelevant unless they could prevent Eura bringing its overall naval superiority to bear. That meant keeping the Sameban Navy dispersed into small attack fleets in all sorts of locations and avoiding losing any carriers. They had already lost one light carrier, but eleven fleet carriers and five other light carriers remained. On this occasion more Sameban naval power was gathered in one place than at any other point during the war. The FEF had with it a Corey class fleet carrier SNS Geraldo, six destroyers, five frigates, three large missile cruisers, an aging Isolaverde class battleship for raiding SNS Zumka, and four indispensable Proittero class diesel submarines returning from hunting merchant shipping. This fleet was directly one hundred miles north of the island, while at a similar distance to the east the larger SGSF was on course to rendezvous near the islands in two days. Risks were abound and the Sameban's knew it. That fleet carried with it a portion of their naval air power that could not be lost without inflicting serious damage. Two Samebus class nuclear aircraft carriers led the pack, SNS Aspel and Baela, escorted by eight destroyers, four missile cruisers and six frigates. No submarines were attached to the SGSF but it did contain several support vessels which were returning from the region of Endemia itself. Paired with them on route was the iconic eponymous lead ship of the Coley class and one of four unusual missile battleships named SNS Dies Irae.

Gardener's impressive array of visitors had enjoyed a triumphant war so far. Soon that would all change. Eura's most significant advantage had come into play. The OSI's unparalleled signals intelligence had allowed the Admiralty to anticipate this move and finally seek the major confrontation that Eura had been sinking. With a much bigger fleet to fall back on and superior technology, the Euran Navy believed that it could cripple a large portion of Sameba's key vessels in one battle, they just needed to be assembled in the right place at the right time. Only the most questionably optimistic admiral would suggest that they were likely to gather in this way again. This was the right time and possibly a unique occasion. Good quality intelligence had set up this potential breakthrough and would also be used to ensure that it was exploited. Deliberately conflicting information and confusing instructions had been circulated on one of the few naval networks that the Sameban's had managed to penetrate. Many at the Admiralty had assumed the ploy wouldn't work and the natural caution of the Sameban Navy would prevail. Yet here they were weeks later with the most important naval engagement of the war ahead of them. Time was not on their side though. This combined fleet would depart soon after converging and the Euran ships assembled to the south in secret to take this mission on couldn't wait around forever.

The Euran Navy taskforce sent to take part in what would become known as the Battle of the Scrub Islands was by all accounts a force of massive proportions. By any navy's standards, let alone Eura's, it was a concentration of firepower like which had not been seen in these waters for a very long time, if ever. Three General Hartson class and one City class nuclear aircraft carriers, two Hadrian class light carriers, an Overlord class command ship, the much loved and last existing Helving class battleship ENS Helving, four brand new Blackhall class heavy missile cruisers, three more missile cruisers of other classes and thirty destroyers and frigates combined. That wasn't the whole fleet either. It was just the primary force to be committed. More ships of all varieties lay in reserve to the south east, and ahead of both groups of ships half a dozen nuclear attack submarines had gone forward to find and sink as many Sameban units as possible. When the time finally came to attack the weather was poor. In the age of radar and beyond visual range engagement this didn't matter as much as it used to but it still wasn't ideal. Instead of an all out assault like what might have been expected the commanding officer, Admiral Morris Torrance, set in motion the final part of the ruse that would hopefully put this Sameban armada at the bottom of the Endemian Ocean, and Torrance into the history books. One of the light carriers would go ahead of the main formation by a considerable distance with a couple of escorts and hit Gardener's airstrip with airstrikes from a small squadron of short take off and landing GR9 jets. From his flagship, ENS Lucian, Torrance could only watch with baited breath as the stubby fighter bombers took off. Radio contact would cease for some time from this point. The battle was about to begin and he would have to be a bit more patient to obtain the desired result.
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Champions: WC66, WC73, CR23, CR27, CR34, CoH 85, Market Cup I, Next Generation Trophy, Gold Medal (Mens Football) Olympics IX
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Kolmya
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Postby Kolmya » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:08 pm

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The Löptsegl Saga
”Löptsegl Loses to Abanhfleft in High Scoring Match”
July 2nd, 2017
Written by: Herjolf Kjotvisson

Goal Scorers:
‘21 Halldorsson (LOP)
‘43 Thidrandsson (LOP)
‘67 Æiriksson (LOP)

‘14 Stuart (ABF)
‘30 Torres (ABF)
‘35 Torres (ABF)
‘49 Rousseau (ABF)
‘81 Stuart (ABF)

Today’s qualifying match at Abanhfleft’s Aeroflot Stadium was certainly not a bore. The game opened up with immediate back and forth gameplay, each side getting a plethora of good scoring chances early on. This resulted in a goal from Fleftic forward Stuart in the 14th minute. Löptsegl retaliated only seven minutes later with a goal from Halldorsson, abandoning their usual strategy of defence and reservation. The game slowed down relatively for a little while, until the 30 minute mark, when Allison Torres put a header past Thormodsson. Much to the dismay of the Löptsegl team, only 5 minutes had passed when a third goal came from the Fleftic side. However, Löptsegl struck back only two minutes before half time to make the score 2-3.

Coming back from the locker room,Löptsegl seemed to be playing their own type of game again. They focused on keeping Abanhfleft’s forwards as far away from Thormodsson as possible. However, It only took 4 minutes for Abanhfleft to add another to the scoreboard, the first goal for Rousseau. The game slowed down a lot for the next 20 or so minutes, until a nice cross from Sigurdsson to Æiriksson let one past Patricia Foulke. The game continued on at this pace until the 81st minute, when a header off a corner went into the net. The game ended with many a cheer from the Abanhfleft fans in the Aeroflot Stadium.
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Postby Bonesea » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:09 pm

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As we hurtle headlong toward qualification, hopes are already beginning to fade for some as teams become cut adrift from the chasing pack.
Don't despair. Keep it going boys*
*and girls, and persons of indeterminate gender, and gender irrelevant children
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Postby Gregoryisgodistan » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:31 pm

Lord Almighty Gregory’s Speech to the People

“Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and slaves! Might I just say, Happy Hate Week! Now, say it with me, let’s shout it loud and shout it proud, “DIE DIE SJG! DEATH DEATH SJG!”

At Hate Rallies all across Gregoryisgodistan, angry citizens scream “DIE DIE SJG! DEATH DEATH SJG!” at the top of their lungs for 30 minutes straight while burning flags of San Jose Guayabal, and setting effigies on fire, as they have been doing all throughout the day and into the evening.

Lord Almighty Gregory finally holds up a hand for them to stop and continues his speech.

“This has been an amazing first day of Hate Week, singing Hate Song Number One, and I am so very proud of you. You have sung the song, you have burned the Guaya flag, you have smashed xylocarps, you have smashed bottles of Guaya brand beer, and Guaya brand sodas, and other Guaya beverages in glass bottles, and you have burned foods common to San Jose Guayabal until they are just ash. You have burned effigies of Queen Margaret, of the Guaya soccer team, of Guaya politicians, and of all the Guaya heathens. You have burned other made-in-San Jose Guayabal products as well. You have burned uniforms of popular Guaya soccer teams like Alianza and FAS. You have burned supporter flags of Alianza and FAS, and the other teams which are stupid and nobody cares about them, but they exist apparently. I am very proud of you. I am extremely proud of you. Give yourselves a round of applause."

75 million people do just that, which morphs into more threatening chants against San Jose Guayabal, before Lord Almighty Gregory holds a hand up to stop them, and continues his

"As you know, there are six more days of Hate Week, each with their own theme song. It is now time to unveil the Hate Song for Day Two. Please welcome the Gregoryisgodistan Military Band and Chorus to your nearest telescreen, as they will be demonstrating the song for Day Two of Hate Week, which begins at midnight. You will sing the Hate Song Number Two tomorrow, and you will sing it proud and loud, in between other hateful chants and your rallies. You may get a few hours of sleep from midnight to 6 AM, but you will wake with the sun and continue your hate, including singing the Hate Song Number Two. So now, please welcome the Gregoryisgodistan Military Band and Chorus to perform Hate Song Number Two for the first time ever.”

The Gregoryisgodistan Military Band and Chorus briefly appears on the screen to thunderous applause, but the telescreens quickly cut to footage of military attacks and nuclear attacks and missiles in fight as the band and chorus begins Hate Song Number Two.

Tune: Here

It is time to blow up the Guayas
Dropping nukes out of the sky!
Down they fall, making a massive fire
All of them are gonna die!
They are dead, and they are all in hell now
Dying in fiery blasts
We are in fame, they’re all in flames
Nothing will stop us nuking their ass!

In we roll, with our tanks of thunder
Shooting them, set them ablaze
Kill them all, burn down all their buildings
They will die, we are amazed!
Guaya Beans will soon beg for mercy
We don’t care, we’ll kill them all!
With tanks that roar and nukes galore!
Queen Margaret’s land’s going to fall!

Let’s rejoice, in one voice
As we drop our nukes out of the sky
SJG, we send a message that it’s time for you to die!
We drink prune juice, and shoot them like a moose
And like a noose, we’ll hang them, there’s no fucking truce
Let’s rejoice, in one voice, for SJG is gone with great force!

Off we go, we’re gonna kill Queen Margaret
She’ll be dead, it’s really true
How she lived, as a wicked Devil
And now they are feeling blue
Zone of Death, guarding the nation’s border
Beyond the hundred-foot wall
With nukes and mines, we’ll be just fine
Nothing will stop us from showing force!




As the clock strikes midnight, symbolizing the end of Day One of Hate Week and the Start of Day Two, people spontaneously burst into Hate Song Number Two, which they sing all the way back to their houses. When they eventually arrive, they sleep, dreaming hateful dreams of nuking San Jose Guayabal and killing all the citizens, but some still remain in the streets into the wee hours of the morning, singing, chanting, burning, smashing, and tons more fun violence and threats, before they too finally go to bed. It’s an early day in the morning, with Sunrise Hate Services planned all across Gregoryisgodistan, so they need to make sure to be up on time.

Hate Week was going well. Lord Almighty Gregory was pleased. Soon the Guaya Beans would be quaking in fear, especially Queen Margaret, who still had a $30 billion bounty on her head. Video footage of the rallies was being beamed into San Jose Guayabal, and there were unconfirmed reports of citizens picking it up on dead channels, especially close to the border. It would certainly be an interesting rest of Hate Week, as hatred against San Jose Guayabal was at an all-time high and continuing to rise.

It wouldn’t be long before the hatred boiled over into a possible invasion, assassination, or much more fun. Hate was brewing, and the people wanted blood. Guaya blood. But would they get it?
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Postby Nephara » Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:16 pm

Tveidalen 4-1 Nephara
(4-3-3) 1 - Fletcher; 2 - Koehler, 5 - Konoval, 6 - Scharner (s/o 56'), 3 - Lohengrin (10 - Wardenier 83'); 8 - Tarashaj (s/o 23'), 4 - Rainsford (c, s/o 78'), 14 - Gosforth; 7 - Szalai (Frostmarris 57'), 17 - Stavanger (Naeher 24'), 21 - Amokachi (s/o 78')
Goal: Amokachi 34'

The result reverberated around the country like a dull, keening death knell. Nephara had officially become the world's laughing stock.

Swept by fucking Tveidalen.

The next day, Amethyst Fegelein walked out of a brightly-lit room somewhere in Nephara, feeling like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders.
She glanced up. Michael Brandon was there, and a vaguely familiar face she couldn't put a name to. She managed a wry smile. "Job interview, eh?"
Brandon shrugged. "What can I say, boss?"
"Ah."
"You're still the boss 'til the announcement's made," said Brandon, staunchly. "But... yes. I always was going to be your successor, that was always the plan. I'd learn from you, shadow you..."
"Well, you've had a bright new schooling in what not to do, eh?"
Brandon chuckled. "You're a club manager, Ame. You're... probably the best club manager in the world. You've achieved feats that'll go down in history. But this side... it just..." He shrugged again. "It just didn't work out. You'll get another job."
"And you'll take this one, I guess."
"Damn right I will." Brandon never grinned, but he was prepared to muster a smile with as much warmth as he could find. "Good luck, boss."
"Thanks."

Gethin Ramsey had drifted in and out of consciousness.
It was lucky, Triffid Ramsey reflected. It'd happened so... suddenly, peacefully. It could've been as pleasant as death from terminal lung cancer could get.
But Death wasn't, it seemed, going to take her father without a good, hard fight.
So here the old man was, coughing and juddering and spitting. And still, stubbornly, clinging to life.
They'd talked. It hadn't been heartfelt. They didn't really do heart-to-hearts, not even now. Neither of them wanted tears. Ramseys didn't cry.
But it was too hard to keep looking at him, so she stood out the windowsill, sniffing the breeze, watching the tides...
Kendra, Triff's young adopted daughter, was in the other room with Triff's Schottian partner, Harriet. It'd been strange for her - she'd never seen her grandfather before. There'd just always been one thing or another...
"Hardest thing, Triff. Hardest... bloody... thing, is." The old man coughed blood into a tissue and tossed it into a wastebin to join all the rest.
Triffid waited patiently.
"Hardest thing of all, Triff, is watching those useless cunts out there get twatted by some fuckin' nobodies without names on their shirts. 'Least Rainsford did some proper captainin'. Laid that mouthy git Amokachi the fuck out."
"You'd sort 'em out, eh, dad."
"Aye. Still fancy I could... and it's what I want to do, where I want to be, more'n anything. I'd manage 'em from my fuckin' bedside, if I could." He hesitated. "Hell, maybe I can still get the job. There's prob'ly some drugs for it. Morphine and that."
"Dad!"
"I only gotta last like five more games," said Ramsey patriotically. "And... fuck, I should be out there! I gotta be shouting at someone, it's my fuckin'... my lifeblood!"
"You're shouting at me, now."
"Hah! That's as may be... look, thing is, Triff... thing is..."
He broke into a series of shuddering, racking coughs. Triffid winced, and continued to stoically look out the window. Strange. There were seabirds perched out on the birdbaths, but they were so far from the ocean...
Ramsey recovered his breath. "Triff. Thing with sharks, is. You know what happens when they stop swimming, yeah?"
Triffid sighed. "What happens?"
A quiet, rattling chuckle.
And then silence.
Triffid started to turn. "... Dad? What happens when a shark... ?"
And then she ran to the bedside, screamed for the nurse.
But it was too late. Gethin Ramsey was the father of modern Nepharim football, the catalyst of the Licentian rage against the dying of the light, the only man with the stature and ego to build upon the legacy Farris Crowley had left Cosumar, and the only man in history to take three nations to the World Cup... and now, Gethin Ramsey was dead.

And in a basement somewhere in Chenoworth, three hours later, someone mournfully uploaded the picture that painted a thousand words of their thoughts.
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Within hours, Ramsey had been reborn.
As a meme.
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Postby Pasarga » Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:22 am

Torgos Tribune ~ One Million Fists In The Air

Just over twelve years ago the deal was struck that Eura would modernize Pasarga and the influx of resources began to flow into the dual islands from the shores of our allies, with subsidies and materials alike meant to strengthen the Pasargan economy and infrastructure at the most basic level to give a solid framework for the rest of the nation to follow suit. One of the most pressing issues in that modernization though was not the economy or the roads and bridges, but the state of the military. While it had been slowly expanded upon in the previous decade from just a merchant navy and an honor guard for the monarch to something resembling an actual professional armed force, with a few thousand professional soldiers and a dozen or so destroyers mixed with a half dozen "heavy" frigates, though nothing resembling an air force could be found. It was because of this state of the armed forces that Pasarga had been in the poorer of seats when it came to negotiation with the other powers of the region, as Pasarga relied on others for protection.

Enter the Euran military industrial complex and their experienced military staff with over a decade of training and building up the nation, with yesterday as Mathias Jaegermak enlistment into the army marked the passing of the mark of one million Pasargans listed into the different branches of the armed forces. It is the largest of strides that would not have expected at the outset, yet here we are as tanks, munitions, aircraft, and navy vessels are now not just being imported from Eura but being produced here in the dual islands, though most of the raw materials needed for such production in the newly constructed factories still having to be imported from our trading partners across the region. However with even that being so, passing this threshold is quite a milestone for the dual islands, as Pasarga now has a full fledged professional army that has been properly taught how to use modern military armaments and vehicles, while also having our leaders taught on how to teach the future generations as well.

The recruiting push has had the full backing of the crown, as multiple programs have been put into place to reward those who have and will sign up to protect Pasargan shores from the enemies both within and without. Those enlisting are offered four different year tour commitments, as both men and women between the ages of seventeen and thirty are allowed to enlist, with those options being between two, four, five, and ten year commitment. To add incentive to the longer commitments, signing bonuses are offered for the four, five, and ten year commitments with the bonuses being scaled for the length of the commitment. Regardless of the length of the commitment of the enlistee, all those who are honorably discharged or serve through their commitment are then provided housing and living subsidies for a year as they transition back into civilian life. A foreign legion has also been established, with the offering of three, five, or ten year commitments. All foreign nationals who serve the entirety of their commitment are automatically granted citizenship and all the rights that it provides without the need of taking the citizenship or having a permanent residency of three consecutive years in the nation.

As we enter into the final years of the Euran compact, the nation is flourishing and has the means to protect itself as well as those it considers itself as allies within the region. Not all of the citizenry has been happy about the changings ongoing in the nation, especially with the democratic reforms going through the nation at the same time. While reactionary contempt behavior has been relatively low, it has been quite vocal and visible for all inside the nation and the region to see. King Jakub's cool leadership and the mantle of being Majistar have been able to keep the peace even among the nobility who might think their influence is waning, a sign that perhaps the young King learned more than one might have thought possible in his time underneath his adoptive mother before her untimely demise. As both the military and economy continue to rise in strength, those who resist change will see their chances to stop it continue to slim and their reasons for resisting becoming all the more pointless. However it is not with a closed fist that we treat our neighbors but an open one, even if there is one million more behind it to ensure cooperation.

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Postby Brenecia » Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:08 am

Brenecia 1-0 Goluta
(4-2-3-1) 20 - Calhoun; 2 - Szukala (22 - Varney 64'), 18 - Uffington, 6 - Szubanski, 19 - Quill; 4 - Gryphon (c, 23 - Alweather 79'), 8 - Skorupska; 15 - Crowther, 21 - Hartsdown, 13 - Keohane (10 - Carroll 55'); 17 - Bannion
Goal: Hartsdown 61'

Savojarna 0-0 Brenecia
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Woodgate; 2 - Szukala, 5 - Scrivener, 6 - Szubanski, 3 - Lovelock; 4 - Gryphon (c), 16 - Drover (8 - Skorupska 76'); 7 - Trevelyan (10 - Carroll 64'), 11 - Balliol, 13 - Keohane; 9 - Rankin (14 - Lynch 71')

Brenecia 3-0 Qasden
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Woodgate; 2 - Szukala (18 - Carrack 60'), 5 - Scrivener, 6 - Szubanski, 3 - Lovelock (19 - Quill 82'); 4 - Gryphon (c), 16 - Drover; 7 - Trevelyan, 11 - Balliol (23 - Alweather 70'), 13 - Keohane; 17 - Bannion
Goal: Bannion 43', Balliol 55', Drover 90+2'

Elsie Drover was loving this. How could anyone not?
She'd gotten herself hyped up for the match by watching clips of the Nepharim beating the shit out of each other. Hilarious stuff! She'd have even more to make fun of Rowan Gawain for when she got back to Cosumar.
But that wasn't work - that was play. Work, for Drover, was a thousand times better.
Qasden came out onto the pitch, an attack-minded side who wanted to stroll into the World Cup playing great, expansive football. And this wasn't like the old days where Brenecia would've let them. Now the Qads walked out onto a humid, windswept pitch. Kingsgarden was used over the season to host the two big Rozelle derbies - Saints against the Royals and against United - and was known for a beautiful, smooth surface. Weirdly enough, a word in the ear of the groundskeepers had found they were quite happy to... neglect it, just a touch. Make it a little lived-in before the foreigners turned up. The way Bardsley liked it. A sold-out crowd of 58,000 had been found from somewhere, and Brenecian stadia never reached their targets. But apparently the good people of Brenecia liked this side, and were out in force, serried ranks of navy blue shouting and bellowing defiance...
The Qads had come here to play. The Patriots had come here to win.
CRASH! The first 50/50 was a challenge, and it was one Drover was here to win. The Qad captain, Darsten, was taller than the compact Drover but that didn't help when the OAS Royal midfielder came in at velocity. Cleaned him out, and that may have been a foul but it showed 'em which way the wind was blowing.
Darsten took the free kick himself. Sent it into the box. Scrivener sent it straight back out again, and then the Patriots were in the chase. Get the ball forward. Balliol found it, turned, swept the ball ... just a little too far for Keohane to chase, but that was almost incredible.
But that was fine. They'd hold. And at the heart of it, Drover would run. She ran well, ran hard - wasn't the fastest, but when she ran her course at the beep test she was barely winded on her elimination. She was a beautiful technician when it suited her, and a bastard when it didn't.
And she was everywhere.
It was her job to be everywhere.
CRASH! A sliding challenge into Xandreas' shins stopped him in his tracks. Referee considered taking out the yellow, but it was like the third minute, the home crowd was so loud...
CRASH! Drover into the back of Darsten again, but she got the ball first, and that was what mattered...
SWOOSH! Chariot Hero darted in, bless their soul, and tried to return the favour, but Drover jinked out of the way and suddenly there was so much space between her and goal and she ran, and ran, and ran and fucking ran until Blight came to close her down, and then calmly nutmegged him.
Bannion was there, backing into Miacaro, and with a shunt of her shoulders sent him one way and smashed the ball past Abbott with a sweep of the boot.
That was the first half, decided on a flash. But not all 45 minutes were equal. The Qads had taken a battering. The Brenecians had delivered one. It was the better side of that equation to be on. And now all the Qads' toil had been for nought - well, two routine enough Woodgate saves and two ineffective corners.
Second half. The Qads looked tired, especially when Sander Balliol curled a free kick into the top corner. Drover slapped the nearby Xandreas on the back. "He does that!" she chirped, to no answer.
And then it was just the usual routine. Plan B. Everyone knew it, it was no secret, but how did you stop it? Brenecia took a lead and clamped down on it, sat back, kicked you around, dared you to score. Dared you to overextend. They'd sit back for the most part, Keohane and Trevelyan pegging back their wingbacks, even, and they'd take off their playmaker for another marauder in young Alweather, and then what did you do? Shot at Woodgate, who stopped everything. And always, Aelfwynn Bannion stood at the forefront, always ready to pounce. There to keep you honest.
Half an hour passed in a glaze. Drover just had to run and mark down and chase back and then look for the ball, they welcomed the pressure, lived for it, but her role was exhausting. Catherine Gryphon? She didn't get tired, because she saw where the ball was going to be in two seconds and then stood calmly there to take it, but Drover lacked that gift, she just had to run and chase, run and chase...
... and sometimes, the chase took you exciting places.
Under pressure, Xandreas passed back to Darsten, so Drover chased him too, so the ball went to Hero, then to Veltz, but Keohane was chasing Veltz so the rightback just kind of passed it out to nowhere, and nowhere became Elsie Drover, and an Elsie Drover with half a pitch of space all around her at that. The most dangerous kind.
So she ran, and ran, and now she was on the attack. And she noticed, before anyone could close her down - well, Rees again, but after she'd shaken him off, she noticed that the goalkeeper was standing off his line.
It was what you were meant to do, chasing the game. Because nobody would chip you from the halfway line.
Until Elsie Drover did.
The whistle blew three times as the goalnet bulged. Aelfwynn Bannion sauntered over, with Drover looking into space. Normally, her and Aleksa worked on a relay... how far had she run? How much had she done?
"That's it, yeah?" she asked Bannion, throatily.
"Hell yeah! Three nil!"
"Ah, good," Drover managed, and then slumped onto her.
It had, after all, been a long day at work.

BRENECIAN NATIONAL TEAM SELECTION - FORTNIGHT 7
Goalkeepers:
1 - Mathis Woodgate (Myrmidon, CEN), 12 - Geneva Urquhart (Olympia FC, EFL), 20 - Rostyn Calhoun (Cenial United, CEN)
Defenders: 2 - Czeslawa Szukala (Phalanx AF, CEN), 3 - Ophelia Lovelock (Sabrefell Athletic, NPH), 5 - Anaximander Scrivener (Brigham, EUR), 6 - Niko Szubanski (Rozelle), 18 - Brun Carrack (Lotus Park), 19 - Gethin Quill (Revolutionaries, EUR), 22 - Rostyn Bradden (Lajuno, EUR)
Midfielders: 4 - Catherine Gryphon (Starling, NPH), 7 - Squire Trevelyan (FC Jansberg, SEM), 8 - Aleksandra Skorupska (Trothwands Evolution, OSR), 10 - Roisin Carroll (Violence Chariots, NPH), 11 - Sander Balliol (Tanrisal, PAS), 13 - Keohane (Ramusok United, COS), 15 - Adelina Macbeth (Club Stein-Los, PAS), 16 - Elsie Drover (OAS Royal FC, COS), 21 - Meghan Hartsdown (Kings Park, SCT), 23 - Catsidhe Alweather (Marque)
Forwards: 9 - Ursula Rankin (Tanrisal, PAS), 14 - Fionn Lynch (SC Rinaldi, VAL), 17 - Aelfwynn Bannion (North Hall)

SCHEDULE
Brenecia 2-1 Yesopalitha
Goluta 0-1 Brenecia
Brenecia 2-0 Savojarna
Qasden 1-3 Brenecia
Brenecia 1-1 Tobiasia
Port Christopher 0-0 Brenecia
Brenecia 0-0 EEC
Poggers 0-1 Brenecia
Friendly: Brenecia 2-0 the Askari Union
Yesopalitha 0-1 Brenecia
Brenecia 1-0 Goluta
Savojarna 0-0 Brenecia
Brenecia 3-0 Qasden
Tobiasia vs. Brenecia
Brenecia vs. Port Christopher
EEC vs. Brenecia
Brenecia vs. Poggers
Bye
Puppet of Nephara.

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Postby Starblaydia » Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:26 am

Part One: Takeaway
Part Two: Duchess
Part Three: Fidget
Part Four: Torque
Part Five: Omen
Part Six: Leap
Part Seven: Screams
Part Eight: Iota
Part Nine: Death
"Scott." No shouting, just a loud voice. A loud voice dripping in both authority and venom that echoed around the offices of the Starblaydi Football Association. Most managers would have used the internal phone system, or fired over a text on the group chat. But not Tororin Halatyrion, he preferred a menacing call.

For Scott Daytona, who handled Digital Communications at the SFA, this usually meant something bad. He pushed his chair back and got up from his desk, breaking in to an immediate brisk walk through the plushly appointed, wood paneled office that had been in the heart of Jhanna for more than two centuries. Eyes of his colleague flicked up from their screens and followed his path, thankful that it was Scott and not them who'd been on the end of that voice.

"Yes, sir?" he said, as he entered Halatyrion's working office. It wasn't his for-show meeting office, but this was where the real decisions were taken.

"What do you call this?"

"Call what, er, sir?" Mindreading had never been one of Scott's strong suits. From 'what he'd done recently' it could have been any number of things, none of which would have realistically merited this sort of interrogation.

"This one: 'Great game, Corsairs,'" Halatyrion read in a tone that told you exactly how stupid the social media post sounded, "'this only makes Group 12 more tense!' Are we a football association or a teenage girl?"

"It's only right to be sportsmanlike," Scott immediately defended, "and it was a pretty good game."

"It was a terrible game," Halatyrion sniped, "that we lost by letting in four goals."

"Yes, but-"

"No buts," the President interrupted. "And who approved this?"

"I've got authority to post on the-"

"Shitpost, more like." Again the interruption from the World Cup-winning elf. "You have authority? I'm the President! You wouldn't be given the authority, when would I ever do that? You always have to follow the process. You know I'm a process person, and the process is that I sign off on every piece of communication."

"Except for-"

"No exceptions." Halatyrion placed his hand flat on the desk and slid it to the side, almost like he was brushing dust away and wiping the surface clean. Though, knowing Halatyrion's iron grip over the cleaning staff, it'd be pristine anyway.

That, Scott knew, was a lie. Halatyrion employed people like Scott so he wouldn't have to bother himself with the standard communications, the brand-building and interaction-forming ones, the ones that were there to engage with the football fans online and fuse the SFA's brand into their lifestyles, making them inseparable. The whole point of him being here was to replicate what he'd done with Orcinus - to take a sleeping giant of a brand and get it front and centre in people's social media feeds in a natural, viral and engaging way. It was working. His first idea, "#wewantsix", had immediately broken the internet, so the saying went. Starblaydi telecommunications infrastructure was more than capable of handling the traffic generated by people replying, sharing, liking, embedding and quoting the hashtag, of course, but that's not what he'd meant by 'broken'. As his boss continued to break him down mentally, emotionally and even creatively, Scott wondered if he could just delete it all.
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Toroin Halatyrion, SFA President
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Delete. Delete. Delete.

"Don't delete it," Halatyrion said, which made Scott wonder if his boss could actually read minds. "I'll generously let this one pass. This time."

"I'll send you the latest plan," Scott tried to get back on track, edging back towards the door, "for the next month, and any reactions I need to put out quickly I'll mark for your attention and approval going forward."

"Attaboy," Halatyrion nodded, still frowning.

Turning his back and walking out of the room, Scott caught the eye of one of his colleagues and silently mouthed the word 'arsehole'.

"Scott," came Halatyrion's voice again, stopping Scott dead in his tracks.

"Yes?" Scott replied, after what was really too long a pause. He turned slowly, wondering if somehow Halatyrion had heard or seen or known what he was doing or, somehow, even thinking. Elves were strange creatures, after all. Walking back into the office he saw Halatyrion's eyes firmly fixed on, for once, a piece of paper in front of him. Elegant black fountain pen in hand, he was signing documents.

"If you ever," Halatyrion didn't even look up, "ever speak to me in that tone of voice again I will end you."

With a single sudden flick of his forearm, Halatyrion sent the pen flying across his office to land with a solid thud into one of the wooden panels. The elf hadn't even flinched, hadn't moved a single muscle other than his forearm, and there, in the wall embedded halfway up the grip, was the sleek black fountain pen. Thick and heavy, the gold tip was buried in the wood somewhere, while thick blue-black ink was beginning to flow freely down the wall, staining the dark wood with the black tinted liquid. Halatyrion casually shuffled the documents he had signed into a neat pile and put them in his out tray. He glanced up to see Scott, still standing there, still looking in shock at the pen that had penetrated the solid wood panels like an arrow. The ink was now quietly staining the carpet, in a slow-growing semi-circular stain as it seeped into the thick, lush fibers of the floor.

"Look," the President said, leaning forward on his elbows and intertwining his fingers, a much more tolerant edge to his voice that was approaching reasonable. "We're not here to make friends. We're not here to watch great football matches like some kind of attempt at entertainment. This is sport. This is war by non-violent means, and in war you must dominate, crush and vanquish your enemies. It is by moving in to a dominant position in the world of international sports competition that we achieve this.

"Tell me," he tapped at a few buttons on his desk and a picture of the group table came up. "What does this group tell you?"

   Group 12        Form               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Max 
1 Starblaydia ••••• ••••••• 12 8 2 2 27 13 +14 26 38
2 Sargossa • •••••••• •• 11 7 3 1 24 15 +9 24 39 ^
3 Darmen •• •••••••• • 11 6 4 1 23 11 +12 22 37 v
4 Mercedini •••••••• •••• 12 5 4 3 33 21 +12 19 31 ^
5 Nephara •••••••• ••• 11 5 4 2 20 11 +9 19 34 v
E St. Saratoga
•••• •••••••• 12 3 1 8 15 31 −16 10 22 ^
E Yuezhou ••••••• ••••• 12 3 1 8 12 29 −17 10 22 v
E Tveidalen
•••••• •••••• 12 3 0 9 17 29 −12 9 21 ^
E Makongo
••• •••••••• 11 2 1 8 20 31 −11 7 22 v


"It's a tense, tight group, great to watc-"

"Wrong." Halatyrion sighed.

"That our destiny is still in our-"

"Wrong."

"There are no easy games in inter-"

"Oh, that's so wrong, the worst attempt yet!" Halatyrion rubbed his eyes for a moment. "What it tells you, Scott, is that no-one has been dominating this group, no-one has put down the marker and said 'We are the most important team in this Group, or any other Group'. It tells you that Darmen was king of this group until we stopped them, and any pretense we had of stamping our authority on the teams below us was snached away from us by Sargossa, who can still finish above us because of that horrendous bloody four-two loss that you keep posting pleasantries and mutual back-patting about! They are not there to be our friends, they are there to be defeated as we march to the top of the world again. This is the way that we tell the Vanorians that their five trophies don't mean as much as our] five trophies. This is the way that people learn to fear us again, to respect us and to love us. It's happened before, and it'll happen again, but you need to remember what word put us into the upper echelons of the world's elite!"

The. Elite. The-the Elite came unbidden to Scott's mind.

"Go and make yourself useful for once," Halatyrion dismissed him with a wave of his hand, "by finding out what that word once was."
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Postby Yue Zhou » Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:36 am

Interim manager Ma Yong loved this new starting eleven. Everything had been going perfectly! Sure, Tveidalen had pummeled the uncertain Red Dragons into oblivion in the first half of Ma's first game in charge - but it only made the resulting comeback (from 3-1 to 4-3) even more impressive. And now - this quick-moving new system had already given Yuezhou a one-nil advantage over Mercedini. Sure, their opponents had been struggling, but they were still the second seeds, right?

Second seeds or not, nobody could have stopped Yuezhou's first goal - testament to where the new system had taken them in Ma's mind. It had been the captain, Han Ruoyang to start things off, stripping Sgt. Sam Billic of the ball and making a run up the center of the pitch. A risky play, but one that had worked out when his diagonal ball landed perfectly in front of Guo Zexi. The streaky winger had turned Park inside-out, clearing enough space for a perfectly-stricken cross that Fu Xi smashed past Hosset. After just seven minutes, Yuezhou had taken a one-nil lead.

The 3-4-3 was working flawlessly. Ma Yong had been dubious that any system could take a team of the Red Dragons’ quality to the next level. But just a tiny change had made it work. Han Ruoyang was still the ball-playing center-back he was in Qiu Hanying’s 5-4-1, and he was still flanked by Wang Wuying and Jin Guiyu. But the wingbacks had been given greater license to push forwards, and the introduction of talented sub Fan Xiaopeng opposite Wu Yong would help them do that. The midfield, consisting of the veteran Peng Xiaoli and his Nangang teammate Zhang Zhenya, was far more creative than the ineffective pairings Qiu Hanying had used. And the former wingers, Guo and Huang, had been pushed up to flank Fu Xi in a dynamic front three. The entire thing was almost the opposite of Qiu’s formation, despite keeping the same shape. And it was working flawlessly against Mercedini.

At least, it did for the first thirty minutes before things went to shit.

It started innocuously, Liam Dosic stripping Huang in the box after an extended period of attack and sending a long ball upfield. But the Red Dragons had pushed too far forwards, and even struggling Mercedini was clinical enough to make them pay. Fan Xiaopeng was an excellent wingback, but he’d just been a little too aggressive on the play, and was beaten to the clearance by Presic. The wide midfielder left Fan for dead, and with Han Ruoyang still making his way back from the attack, found himself with just two defenders to get past. The Somer City player wasted no time cutting inside and playing a through-ball to Chillotov - and the striker calmly tucked it home past a sprawling Wei Haidong.

One-one wasn’t awful, but Ma’d been hoping that they could’ve taken a lead into the half. Still, it was a solid position to take back from Zoloroni. He’d be happy with a point - and the Red Dragons had recovered quickly, pushing forwards in search of a second goal.

They’d get a second goal quickly enough - but not on Mercedini’s net. By the end of the half, it was three-one.

Forty-five minutes later, Ma Yong found himself out of a job. Kang Guilin was going to have a lot to deal with.
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Postby Super-Llamaland » Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:50 am

Curtis Steeling glanced at the scoreboard - almost confirming that the score was indeed 3-3, and that there were just two minutes of stoppage time left to play - and sighed. This new job hadn't been what he'd expected. The Llamanean Football Association had painted a picture of a side that was, if not a top-20 team, soon to be one. They'd qualified for five World Cups, a record his home country of Ethane couldn't come close to matching. And they were looking for somebody to take them not only back to the World Cup, but out of the group stage. After all, the Tigers had won a grand total of...zero points out of their last two appearances, leading to the removal of two different foreign managers, and that was not a record the LFA wanted to see continue.

So, with the talent level of these Tigers, who featured the likes of Ansel Penbrooke, Adrian Lindberg, and Eva Velasquez, he'd expected comfortable qualification. When he saw the group draw, he'd even expected to compete with Schottia for first place - a reasonable objective, since Schottia was the kind of team he'd need to beat to satisfy the LFA's goals for his team. But what he'd seen was nowhere near that.

They were already ten points adrift of the group title - there was no way they'd even touch Schottia, especially after they'd been defeated three-nil away. Schottia had been out for revenge for a 7-1 thrashing in the group stage of some past Cup of Harmony every time they played the Tigers - and with 3-0 and 4-0 defeats in their two other meetings, one could say they'd gotten even. Still, that didn't mean they'd back down - they were perfect so far, with twelve wins from twelve games, and no manager was voluntarily going to let that slip.

Still, being behind to Schottia didn't bother him. But the Tigers couldn't close out the group. New Gazi, the third-place team in the group and their current opposition, was five points back - but that was with a game in hand. A win against the Tigers would basically draw them level, and a tie would keep them dangerously close, especially since the Llamaneans still needed to play Schottia. Kaboomlandia, who had already beaten Gegernia one-nil, would be right behind them, too. Now wasn't the time to play sloppily. But that was exactly what the Tigers were doing.

He thought he'd implemented Explosive Football fairly well. But the players just couldn't get it together and play cleanly. No matter how hard he coached them to stay back, somebody would always play too aggressively, opening the Tigers up and making them vulnerable. Explosive Football, when played properly, did not result in three goals conceded against New Gazi. Yet this iteration had.

There was just a minute left now, and New Gazi had gone on the attack - but come away empty-handed, as Markus Sheffield punted it upfield in the general direction of Elias Møller. The young midfielder took a few steps back and flicked a header behind him to Vorobyov. This was the Tigers' last chance to take control of the group. Super-Llamaland had always been good at attacking. And they had a lot of individual talent. But with time running out, everyone knew the odds were against them.

At least, until Miro Vorobyov simply cut inside and, despite being thirty-five yards from the goal, smashed his shot off the post. In the ensuing pandemonium, it would be Ansel Penbrooke to get to the ball first and tap it in. 4-3. The Tigers had taken an eight-point lead for the qualification spots.

There were still problems to work out. The defense couldn't keep playing the way they had if Explosive Football was going to work. But with the attacking talent the Tigers featured - he knew he still had time to iron it out.
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Postby Electrum » Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:50 am

OOC: Continued from Euran's post here and my post here

Cynthia Suarez, the most powerful lady for Electrum had been taken for a fool. That was no doubt the case, how could she not see the warning signs in advance? How could it have been possible for a million or so Euran refugees appear at the border checkpoint in just a few hours? This wasn't something that indicated a stampede of desperate refugees, but rather a concerted, organised and malicious movement of supporters to destabilise the border. Day by day more reports from the media came in about being bussed in by the dozens from Euran cities close to the border directly to the overwhelmed border posts in the brief period of time there was a small opening. No one really knew who was in charge of these efforts, but it was the view of the media's, and indeed at the time, Cynthia herself, that only the Euran government could organise such an effort to destabilise the border.

Accepting those refugees had been a grave miscalculation on her part, and as a result, her party, Labour, as well as the Conservatives, the main coalition partner, tanked in the polls, with the Nationalists and the Euran Unity Party making massive increases due to their increasingly protectionist rhetoric and humanitarian calls to accept more refugees respectively. The revelation from Electrum's admittedly advanced intelligence apparatus that gave clear evidence of a Euran Party meddling in the affairs of Electrum was very concerning. The intelligence was vague on which party across the border organised the flooding of refugees, but what she did know was that the EUP, and their governor-cum-de facto spokesperson was in on the whole thing. Perhaps this could be Cynthia's panacea to her domestic problems?

It would be a sensationalist plot that the media would seize upon in an instant. Cynthia was already picturing it. She could call a mysterious press conference without notice at her Press Office, thus ensuring the attention of the entire country. In one fell swoop she could reveal the EUP conspiracy, Euran government or not, and score immediate political points and halt the rise of the extremist anti-Euran and pro-Euran parties. Her plan of calling a snap election seemed to make more and more sense -- if she was going to go down, she was going to take the wretched Euran Unity Party and their paramilitaries with her. All along she knew there was suspicious about how the party had acted in the past few months. They seemed to change from being extremist party to one that looked heavenly and saintly with their constant pleas to accept more refugees from across the border.

While planning for this mysterious press conference, Cynthia's mind could not stop flitting back to what her Euran counterpart had said just an hour or so ago. Judge was indeed a frustrating figure in her view: although they were both liberal and progressive, she still resented him and his government for several controversies throughout the years, including the Floriana Dam crisis and now, the lack of leadership in controlling the flow of citizens who wanted to clamber across the border. What did Judge mean when he said 'It's not us?' and that 'There will be consequences'? Much like many Prime Ministers before her, even her predecessor and now deputy, there has always been a sense of angst and discontent at the Euran Prime Minister of the day. It wasn't their fault, but rather Euran's large size and population has always unnerved the insecure Electrumites.

She didn't know whether or not to trust Judge -- that decision would have to be made when he would call back. He had better have a good explanation as to how such a highly organised and sophisticated movement moved a million people to the border post within hours. In her mind, there was no way it could happen without the Euran government aiding and abetting the effort in some way. And even if they didn't aid in the efforts, they at least had to know what was going on. To her, "the war" was just not good enough of an excuse: there didn't seem to be any other powerful structure other than the Euran govenrment capable of weakening the Electrumite border: at least, that's what the mess of papers on her table indicated.

Mark Waterhouse, her secretary buzzed in the intercom. 'Prime Minister, we've just received a call from Prime Minister Judge's office. Do you want to accept?' Cynthia briefly hesitated. In the end, there was something about Judge's tone - perhaps it was his graveness or his stunned silence that made her accept the call in good faith. 'Yes. Patch me through.'

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Postby Abanhfleft » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:01 am

Sand as Red as Blood, Part Three

Pridnestrovian submarine
K-312
Somewhere off the coast of Atlantian Oceania

"Hull breach!" Captain Lieutenant Yelena Karpovna Stutskaya shouted. "Hull breach! We have an explosion in the missile compartment! All available hands, report to the missile compartment and make repairs and attend to the casualties! Immediately!"

"Captain, apparently the explosion came from silo eight," missile officer Captain Lieutenant Yasila Moiseyevna Vroyev reported to Captain First Rank Tanya Nikitovna Kalinina as the crew of the K-312 struggled to deal with the aftermath of the sudden explosion that had crippled their boat.

"What? How did that happen? How is that possible?" Kalinina asked.

"It's the reaction between the missile fuel and the seawater," Vroyev replied. "It's exothermic, it produces chlorine and nitrogen dioxide, and in some extreme cases it produces cyanide as well. The heat from the reaction must have cooked off all those gases building up inside the silo resulting in the explosion. Captain, we have to jettison that missile immediately, or else all the rest of that fuel will keep reacting with the seawater and cause another explosion which we very possibly will not survive."

Kalinina looked her missile officer in the eye and saw that there was indeed no other solution other than what she was proposing. "But what about the water?" she asked. "If we open the hatch to jettison the missile then isn't that going to send more water into the boat?"

"That's a risk we have to take, Captain," Vroyev pressed. "It's either a possibility of sinking due to taking in water or a certainty of sinking due to an exploding missile."

"All right, Yasila, go ahead," Kalinina nodded. "Jettison the missile."

"Yes, Comrade Captain." Vroyev then took out what looked to be a regular key from a chain hanging from her neck and then inserted it into a keyhole on the missile control panel in the control room. Kalinina also took out a similar key and inserted it into a second slot on the console. Inserting the two keys lit up the board and unlocked the glass boxes covering a series of small switches at the bottom of the board. The whole row was labeled clearly JETTISON in large white block letters to distinguish its sole function. In a corner of her mind, Yasila Vroyev was glad that it was much easier to jettison a missile rather than launch one. The missile launch procedure required a total of five keys (from the captain, the first officer or starpom, the political officer or zampolit, the missile officer, and a randomly selected officer who is given the fifth missile key before the patrol by the commander of the submarine force himself, a procedure thought up by a most-probably-paranoid captain or admiral who thought that there could very well be an unlikely event in which the four other officers who controlled missile activation keys decided that it was time to launch without advice or input from Tiraspol) which must all be inserted into the console and then turned at the same time. Jettisoning a faulty missile was much easier; just the captain and the missile officer's keys open the jettison panel and the missile officer could then jettison any missile in case of a valid emergency. Vroyev's hand hovered over the switch for missile number eight and then she looked at Kalinina and asked, "Your orders, Captain?"

"Jettison the missile," Kalinina replied. Vroyev nodded her head and flipped the switch for missile eight. Over in the missile compartment, the hatch covering silo eight swung open, flooding the tube with water. Jets of compressed air then went off underneath the waterproof capsule holding the nuclear-tipped missile in place, releasing the entire capsule and its deadly contents. The missile in its damaged missile floated up from the silo and away from the submarine and then the hatch closed but not before gallons upon gallons of seawater had flooded into the compartment via the hole which the explosion caused by the exothermic reaction between the missile fuel and the seawater had punched into the side of the silo.

"Captain, we have a problem," Captain Lieutenant Stutskaya said to Kalinina after the missile had been jettisoned. "The silo hatch is not closing properly, probably because of the old faulty seals. We're still taking on water faster than our bilge pumps can handle. And I'm also worred about some of the other missiles because that first explosion may have dislodged the seals over at least one of the other silos."

"That shouldn't be a problem, right?" Kalinina asked. "As long as none of the other missiles are also leaking fuel, which you told me is not happening, right, Yasila?"

"Yes, Captain, I know that," Vroyev said, "But, like Yelena said, there is a possibility that that first explosion could have caused other leaks in the other missiles."

"So what you're saying is that we could very well fall victim to some kind of domino effect just because one of our missiles and one of our silos leaked?"

"Pretty much, Comrade Captain."

"Oh, why did I agree to join this experiment in the first place anyway?" Kalinina muttered.

"I think we're thinking along pretty much the same lines, Captain," Vroyev admitted.

"That's not a very comforting thought, is it?" Vroyev and Stutskaya shook their heads in agreement. Right at that moment another explosion shook the submarine, sending people flying all over the control room.

"What the hell was that?" Kalinina shouted.

"We're taking on even more water, Comrade Captain!" one of the deputy engineers shouted. "We're losing our buoyancy!"

"It has to be another one of our missiles! It has to be!" Vroyev shouted.

"What do we do now?" Kalinina asked.

"I don't know!"

The submarine's metal hull began to groan as water filled its compartments. The submarine then began to take on a nose-up attitude as water flowed in from the hole in the hull punched by the second explosion, causing the K-312's crew members to also begin falling towards the rear of their submarine. Kalinina grabbed for any nearby handhold that she could immediately reach, which happened to be just behind the control station of the propulsion officer. Her position gave Kalinina a really close look at the submarine's depth meter and gave her a front row seat to watching the meter wind all the way from their "safe" depth of forty meters towards hundred meters, then two hundred meters, then three. Three hundred meters was the maximum rated depth of the K-312 and her fellow Project Raketa submarines, and unless they could find a way to raise this boat from the depths then they would all end up being crushed inside this metal tube.
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WORLD CUP 78 QUALIFIERS: NELLIETOPIA VS ABANHFLEFT

By Malik Qazizadah

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Abanhfleft women's national team players applaud the traveling fans after their draw against Nellietopia away. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Andros Tasasa)

NELLIETOPIA - Abanhfleft's women's national team dropped two vital points just at the point when manager Holly Jonasson claimed that their qualification campaign was now "back on track."

Alexandra Rousseau handed the Lady Revolutionaries an early lead in the 13th minute only for Nellietopia to claw their way back into the game with Nellie 9 using three of its eights legs to tip the ball beyond the reach of Patricia Foulke.

It would take until ten minutes from the end of the ninety that Abanhfleft would manage to break through the Nellies' defense after spires of stone similar to the GIant's Causeway suddenly appeared in the middle of the Nellietopian stadium, apparently caused by the rolling of something called Nellie Scout Chance Cubes by a still undetermined member of the crowd; in fact, it is still undetermined whether the person or being which rolled the Chance Cube was from Nellietopia or Abanhfleft.

After the rise of the stone spires caused literal problems on the pitch, substitute Regina Mesbros was able to pick out the goal from within the forest of rock spires and appeared to have gotten Abanhfleft another vital three points in their campaign for another qualification at the World Cup.

But then more problems ensued when Foulke accidentally fell upon a number of Nellies, squashing them and necessitating the substitution of all the crushed Nellies and even Foulke herself, who received a substantial amount of stings when she landed on the Nellies. Victoria Carter was forced to come on and see out the last five minutes of the game but she was unable to help Abanhfleft to hold on to the lead as Nellie 23 literally crawled past Carter and "walked" the ball into the net.

The strangest game ever seen
The reputation of Nellietopia's Nellie Scout Chance Cubes has already reached Fleftic shores by the time that Abanhfleft came to play Nellietopia in the World Cup qualifiers but it took a physical demonstration of its abilities to turn almost every Fleftic skeptic into a believer almost overnight.

It was certainly very lucky on the part of the Lady Revolutionaries that none of them were harmed when those rock spires suddenly shot up from the grounds of the Nellietopian stadium but luck will be the furthest thing from their mind after they literally dropped two points against unranked opposition, a problem which Holly Jonasson still hasn't managed to solve after her four-year tenure with the national side.

And this is still not yet discussing those mysterious humans who appeared at the May 26 Revolution Memorial Stadium claiming to represent Nellietopia when the Nellietopians themselves declared that only their Purple Stinging Nellies represent them in international football.

Abanhfleft women's team manager Holly Jonasson: "Yes, it's definitely a strange match but I'm still reeling from the dropped points. I can't comment much on anything else as my mind is almost wholly focused on those two points we dropped.

"I must be cursed, or at least I should keep my mouth shut a little more. Back in Riuwiee, when we won against San Jose Guayabal, I said that our qualification campaign is back on track. Now we dropped two points and we're once again in jeopardy of not qualifying. That's a little bit hard pill to swallow especially when you watch your chances of qualifying literally slip away from your hands with that Nellie crawling into the goal with the ball. I think it was actually just half alive when it did that. You have to give credit to the Nellies, though. Yes, Patty [Foulke] squashed them all like bugs but some of them are still good enough to carry a football and walk it all the way into the net. What? No, I'm not mad, honest."

Abanhfleft will face Löpstegl at the Stadion de December 27 in Imgortur, Verbergerkinnh for their eleventh game of the World Cup 78 qualifiers.

      NELLIETOPIA 2 - 2 ABANHFLEFT
NELLIE 9 (29') ROUSSEAU (13')
NELLIE 23 (90+5') MESBROS (80')
ABANHFLEFT
GK: 13 Foulke █ (Carter - 90')
RB: 2 Osgood
CB: 4 Jackson (Samaniego - 74')
LB: 3 Valentine
RM: 5 Maynard
LM: 6 Choi
RW: 7 Prescott
CAM: 10 Torres
LW: 8 Singh
RS: 9 Stuart
LS: 11 Rousseau (Mesbros - 65')
NELLIETOPIA
GK: 1 Nellie 1
RB: 2 Nellie 2
RCB: 3 Nellie 3
LCB: 4 Nellie 4
LB: 5 Nellie 5
RM: 6 Nellie 6
LM: 7 Nellie 7
RW: 8 Nellie 8 (Nellie 19 - 88')
CAM: 9 Nellie 9 (Nellie 20 - 88')
LW: 10 Nellie 10
ST: 11 Nellie 11 (Nellie 23 - 88')

STATISTICS
Possession

Nellietopia: 40%
Abanhfleft: 60%
Shots
Nellietopia: 6 (3 on target)
Abanhfleft: 11 (5 on target)
Corners
Nellietopia: 3
Abanhfleft: 5
Fouls
Nellietopia: 8
Abanhfleft: 21
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By Malik Qazizadah

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Abanhfleft's Allison Torres is mobbed by her teammates after she scored her second goal and Abanhfleft's third against Löpstegl at the Stadion de December 27 in Imgortur, Verbergerkinnh. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Andros Tasasa)

IMGORTUR, VERBERGERKINNH - Abanhfleft secured three vital points against Löpstegl at the Stadion de December 27 with first half heroics from Chelsea Stuart and Allison Torres helping to cancel out Löpstegl's attack until Alexandra Rousseau and Stuart made sure of the victory near the end of the game.

Stuart scored in the 14th minute, chipping the ball over Thorstar Thormodsson, and forced Löpstegl out of their shells to commit to an attack and at least a point like the two sides' first meeting back in Löpstegl's home stadium. Almost by fate, Reinn Halldorsson, Löpstegl's hat trick hero back in their home turf, responded only minutes later with a clever strike of his own.

But the restoration of parity wouldn't last very long as Torres came up big for this game and headed in her first goal of the game from Lillian Prescott's cross at the half hour to give the Lady Revolutionaries back the lead, and she soon doubled it but five minutes later with a cleverly worked solo goal this time, receiving Merida Vance's through ball and controlling it well before smashing into the roof of the net from 15 yards.

Grjotgard Thidrandsson halved his side's deficit two minutes from half-time but Alexandra Rousseau smashed home Amanda Warren's diagonal pass barely four minutes into the restart, and while Leidolf Æiriksson scored his side's third and nearly threatened another Löpstegl comeback, Chelsea Stuart's second goal of the game made sure that the result was well and truly in favor of the hosts.

Abanhfleft women's team manager Holly Jonasson: "Well, we won again. That's a step in the right direction once again. After that we have another bye day with which to prepare for the next leg of games. HUElavia will be a tough contest. We've dropped points against them before. We must make sure not to do that again. That is why training is very important for us during the bye."

Abanhfleft will have a bye day for matchday four of the World Cup qualifiers before they face HUElavia at an unknown stadium in HUElavia for the Lady Revolutionaries' twelfth game of the World Cup 78 qualifiers.

       ABANHFLEFT 5 - 3 LÖPSTEGL
STUART (14', 81') HALLDORSSON (21')
TORRES (30', 35') THIDRANDSSON (43')
ROUSSEAU (49') ÆIRIKSSON (67')
LÖPSTEGL
GK: 1 Thormodsson
RB: 7 Svartlingrsson
RCB: 3 Glamsson
CB: 10 Ragnvaldsson
LCB: 5 Bollisson
LB: 9 Valthjofsson (Ondottsson - 80')
RM: 14 Bankisson
CM: 12 Sigurdsson (Skurfasson - 70')
LM: 11 Thidrandisson █ (Wengosson - 60')
RS: 22 Æiriksson
LS: 25 Halldorsson
ABANHFLEFT
GK: 13 Foulke
RB: 14 Warren
RCB: 15 Hannibal
LCB: 18 Samaniego
LB: 16 Heaton
CM: 17 Vance █ (Choi - 85')
RW: 7 Prescott
CAM: 10 Torres
LW: 8 Singh (Villegas - 79')
RS: 9 Stuart
LS: 11 Rousseau (Dolan - 67')

STATISTICS
Possession

Abanhfleft: 55%
Löpstegl: 45%
Shots
Abanhfleft: 17 (7 on target)
Löpstegl: 9 (4 on target)
Corners
Abanhfleft: 7
Löpstegl: 3
Fouls
Abanhfleft: 20
Löpstegl: 17
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Postby Oontaz Dert Li Ng » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:15 am

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WORLD CUP 78 QUALIFIERS: OONTAZ VS SAN REGADA

By Abdulmecid Macasaysayan

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Oontaz's Oren Ya'akovi celebrates his hat trick against San Regada. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Oliver Hassanal)

QOPH, NUBALOCHISTAN, OONTAZ - It was Oren Ya'akovi's turn to score a hat trick for the Lions of Sand and Sea as the Sultanate of Oontaz triumphed once again over San Regada, this time the Sultanate beat the visitors four goals to nil in front of adoring fans at the Nawwaz bin Marwan Stadium in Qoph, Nubalochistan Province.

Ya'akovi opened the scoring with only seven minutes played when he headed home the cross from Karimabdul Dimaintindihan, and then Godzilla was next to assist the Riuwiee United forward as Godzilla threaded a pass through three San Regadan defenders to find Ya'akovi in acres of space from which even he could not miss.

The unexpected but welcome rise of Albert James Dimacatarungan continues as the defender continues to prove his worth both in defense and offense as he both broke up San Regada's attacks and also chipped in a goal of his own, the second of his international career, from Dimaintindihan's corner.

Ya'akovi completed the rout with more than half an hour left to play with a simple tap-in from Godzilla's attempt and Abu Nayef Ismailuddin had a chance to add a fifth had he not struck the crossbar from just nine yards away.

Oontaz manager Ador Macaspac: "Wow, we finally won another game again. Qualifying for the World Cup was always going to be a very long shot but that's what dreams are made of, right? Anyway, we're not going to make it anywhere so the only chance we now have is to retain our dignity and keep fighting in every game we play. It is the way of the Lions of Sand and Sea after all."

                 OONTAZ 4 - 0 SAN REGADA
YA'AKOVI (7', 29', 53')
DIMACATARUNGAN (39')

SAN REGADA
GK: 1 López
RB: 6 Toselli
RCB: 5 Zapata
CB: 4 Martínez
LCB: 3 Callejón █
LB: 2 Monreal
RM: 7 Bejarano
CM: 8 Torres (Vizcarra - 82')
LM: 9 Santos Borré █
RS: 11 Hernández
LS: 10 Saavedra (Muriel - 49')
OONTAZ DERT LI NG
GK: 1 Ansarifarid
RB: 25 Opulencia █
RCB: 3 Macaraig
LCB: 16 Dimacatarungan
LB: 15 Portencio █
DM: 5 San Marcelino (Cortes - 75')
CM: 7 Abu Nayef
RW: 7 Godzilla
CAM: 20 Dimaintindihan (Ramirez - 60')
LW: 19 Estevez
ST: 9 Ya'akovi

MATCH STATISTICS
Possession

Oontaz: 53%
San Regada: 47%
Shots
Oontaz: 12 (6 on target)
San Regada: 4 (2 on target)
Corners
Oontaz: 7
San Regada: 3
Fouls
Oontaz: 16
San Regada: 17
The Sultanate of Oontaz Dert Li Ng Oontaz
Leader: Sultan Kudarat Oontaz
Client state of the Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft

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