Regardless, here's a draft I made based on the US pulling out of the climate treaty.
(That said, I used Wezeltonia, but still made it so the UF either pulled out or never joined in the first place.)
I hope you enjoy! I also tried to give it some humor CWA would enjoy. Here's hoping.
(Let me know if I've gotta change anything)
Draft 1.2
Title: Not Treatying Us Well
The Issue: Following your agreement to an international climate treaty to reduce carbon emissions, several nations have been falling short of the treaty's expectations, while others have outright left. Just a week ago, Wezeltonia pulled out of the treaty, leading the populace worried about the impacts it could have on the environment — and @@NAME@@.
Validity: Must have the "Climate Treaty" policy
Option 1: "All of this pulling out has put a heavy weight on us and the planet," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, showing you an exaggerated chart of Wezeltonia's carbon emission rates before and after pulling out. "We need to significantly increase our ecological protection funding while also pushing harder to force down carbon emissions. I'm aware it'll have a drastic effect on the economy, but it's better than letting our world shrivel up, and it'll be good for our image. This is nature we're talking about!"
[effect] @@NAME@@ picks up the tab every time a richer nation bails out to get richer
Option 2: "We can't let this slide! We've gotta give those no-good double-crossers what they're asking for: death and destruction!" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a radical environmentalist obsessed with guns and big bazookas. "Show them their economy really will suffer by convincing the treaty nations to put trade sanctions on them. If they still don't comply, we'll wage a whippin' war with Wezeltonia. That way, we'd have one less worry in our way of world domina—I mean, world prosperity."
[effect] war machines are the leading source of emissions
Option 3: "So, you want to help our planet by bombing a great power?" mockingly interrogates Catherine Gratwick, recently named 6-time champion at the @@CAPITAL@@ Annual Dance-Off. "Forcing them back in won't help. In fact, they may actually be on something, here. I mean, if nations can't keep up with the pace, then maybe you should propose to other world leaders a decrease in demands. After all, a few more nations agreeing to it would more than make up for the reduction in demands."
[effect] the solution to having too much of something is to have more of it
Option 4: "Or, maybe ya should just forget about this here nonsense 'cuz it's junk anyhoo," rants an ambassador from the United Federation, dunking a hotdog-bacon mega burger deluxe supreme™ in his ten-galon cup of Wezeltonian coffee. "Even if clahmate change were really a human problem, stahfling mechanical progress will only tarnish yer abilities to fahnd betta ways of doin' thangs. If ya pull out now, and denounce it for its poor performance, y'all will sure be much betta off — just lahk us!"
[effect] an attempt to be the better nation has left @@NAME@@ a mark of shame