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Karditan
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Postby Karditan » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:34 pm



The P.I.M.P. took a wild swing at Emanuel, his dagger slicing shirt but missing flesh. His follow-through knocked a vase off of a nearby table, which had previously been under a plaque reading "Remains of the Grand Cardinale's Pet Tortoise." He continued to spar, blissfully unaware of the sacrilege he had just committed, drawing Emanuel up yet another flight of stairs. The red carpeting made bolting up them a little less feasible, so he had to continue focusing on parrying the dagger thrusts while simultaneously not tripping back over himself. But the stairs were long. Extremely long. They turned a corner about every ten steps, so they couldn't even see the light at the end of the tunnel. The P.I.M.P. found himself bored enough to start a conversation mid-daggerfight.

"So, who are you?"

"My name is Emanuel. I'm something of a freelancer." A quick lunged that he redirected at the last minute resulted in the first blood spilled so far.

The P.I.M.P. grabbed at the slice, briefly, before realizing it was nothing too serious. "And why are you trying to kill me?"

"Why else? I'm getting paid."

"Ah. I have a lot of people who want me dead. Who is it? A rival pimp? An angry client? A ghost from my old life come back to haunt me?"

"As far as I understand, it's one of your former employees."

The P.I.M.P. cursed under his breath, then more loudly. "It has to be fucking Marenda. She was always complaining that she got the rough clients and needed a bigger cut. Then she gets a fucking patron saint as a client and he 'reforms' her or some shit like that."

Emanuel tried the redirection trick again, but the P.I.M.P. anticipated it and batted the blade away. "So not exactly the glorious death you had envisioned."

"Her sugar daddy must have given her a little loan to call out this hit. Who are you working with? Felipe? Giocomo? Luigi?"

"I don't think I'm allowed to say."

"Who the hell are you two?"

Emanuel and the P.I.M.P. paused their sparring to reassess their location. They had both stumbled into possibly the most lavishly decorated room in Sant'Elia, everything inset with ivory and lined with gold. A magnificent glass chandelier hung from the ceiling, unlit as there was still plenty of sunshine streaming in through the panoramic cityscape-windows. There was also a giant stained-glass window depicting some sort of deity, but oddly no light shone through. Not that fact would be relevant later. No way.

"Are you going to answer my question or just stand there like idiots?" There was a short man sitting on a throne. In fact, he looked an awful lot like Giocomo Re. An awful lot. Was that Giocomo in disguise?

"Ah! I am so sorry, Grand Cardinale. I am Emilio Burgess, and this is an assassin vying to take my life for valuable recompense." Probably not; the P.I.M.P. apparently knew Giocomo, from the mention of his name earlier, and he had a genuine belief the Grand Cardinale stood before them.

"And were you two the scuttle I heard coming down the street for the past fifteen minutes?"

"Yes, sire."

"With daggers? That's no way to spar. Here, come with me." The Cardinale led them over to a chest just below the sill of the panoramic window, unlocked it with a key attached to a necklace he wore, and produced two fine swords. He handed one to each of the combatants. "There. Now you can have a proper duel and give me some entertainment, to boot."
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Postby Polar Islandstates » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:56 pm

The monkey was off their backs. With drive, and fire in their hearts, they defeated their opposition. Akbarabad. Finally, Akbarabad had tasted defeat at the hands of the Terns. Diedrich Kvitchenko, on a real hot streak, fired twice before half time to unsettle the Akbarabad defence. The second half was tougher, starting with Jan Rasmus conceding a soft goal after a poor throw out, but the Terns hit back to reclaim the decisive lead they so needed. Alexsandr van Sorensen and Zacharias Juul scored a goal apiece, each exercising the wounds they still carried from that six-nil defeat at the World Cup. The Terns were exuberant, the fans ecstatic. The team's stock was high, and the Storyteller was delighted to finish the story he had started before the match.



The next game was against opposition rather more high flying that Akbarabad were at the time, especially so given their comparative statuses on the multiversal scene. Jukenia would be no walkover, their results so far had proved just that, and as the Terns gathered in the changing room after their warm-up, discussion turned to quite what sort of reception they would receive after their recent goal-fest performances.

Alexsandr van Sorensen expressed in vivid detail just how good it felt to be in charge creatively again. Having felt restrained by the tactics at the last cycle, he was finally able to stretch his legs, and with an impressive six assists in the last three games he was coming good his promises to deliver.

Diedrich Kvitchenko, himself on an enviable streak of goals scored, agreed. The team were playing some fantastic football recently, and whilst he admitted that whilst Riyahda and Nethertopia might not have been at the top of the footballing pyramid, beating a team like Akbarabad by four goals to one was a very encouraging result indeed.

Jorgen Hauge then spoke up, warning them of not getting too cocky. The Storyteller had told them many stories over the past weeks, and they needed to take need of all of them if they could. They had a job to finish, after all, and if they were not careful, their next tale would be about arrogance and ego.

Henning Tir entered the room, as was his usual role, and told the players that their captain was right. But, now confident of Hauge's own skills in ego-management, the Storyteller would not be lecturing them on ego. Tir turned out the lights, and the Storyteller entered the room.

Assembled at the front of the room once more, the players' eyes adjusted to the darkness as the Storyteller began to speak, praising them on their resilience and desire to succeed. After some bad results, the team had picked up, and a series of fantastic results were now blessing the team with favourable publicity and good will from the fans. Another time, the suitable story would be one of greed and over-confidence, but not today. Then, the Storyteller paused, and warned the players. Although the cycle may be approaching halfway, they had a long way to go before their task was finished...

A Polarian in a desert. Can you believe it? And a lost one, at that. I am hating every single minute of this.There's just nothing but sand. Sand and scrub. What's that over the dune? Oh. More sand. What a surprise. And now I'm talking to myself, too. Fantastic.

I didn't even want to get sent out here. I turned down the story at first, there was no way you'd normally catch me hopping on a plane to Mtoville, happy as Lars. No way. The place is a war-zone, right? So when my editor came to discuss it with me, I passed. Not for me, thank you. He was disappointed at first, sure, but I think he understood my position.

And then, that night, I couldn't think of anything else. Soup for one. Half a sandwich. Half an hour of crappy television on a flickering screen before the fuses went again, as it did every night. This was potentially a huge story, still could be if I ever get out of this desert. More and more as I looked at the shabby things around me, this could be my big break. Capturing a story in intimate detail, going gonzo as much as it was possible to with a technology smuggling story, and then seeing my name in print underneath the title. Never mind the interviews on television that would come. I lay awake in my bed that night, thinking of how I'd look on the news, bedraggled and haggard, world-weary and oh so attractive to the right kind of woman. I was obsessed with the notion. I even started planning how to grow out my stubble, and which pockets to keep pens in. I was hooked on the idea of being a hero, and the first thing I did that morning was march right up to my editor's office and demand he give me the story. Which he did. And so that was it, I was off to Djocoranga.

The sources I investigated before I left the capital seemed to indicate that the smugglers were running technology straight from the silicon island of Bleak Rock all the way to Mtoville. Apparently General Boku's tanks have been looking a little run-down lately, but some targeting arrays should freshen them up a bit as they seek to re-engage with the rebels to the north. Or is it the south? Or, actually, come to think about it, is it the Mwembambans they're fighting? I forget. I was planning to do that kind of research when I got here, but never got around to it.

What's that, there? More sand. Joy.

Anyway, all I'd been told was to prepare for the warfare. Which I did. The flak jacket has barely left my chest. I briefly considered showering in it the other day, but I soon found out that showering in Mtoville is like trying to stop a freight train with a BB gun. You really needn't bother. So, it consequently hasn't been off in about, six days. Good job it hasn't, too. Not a very welcoming people, the Djocorangans. I mean, well, they're okay, generally. The people seem downtrodden and weary, but wouldn't you be if a constant warzone? I know I would be. They like football though, so we get along nicely when I wave my Griffons kit in their direction. Seems that badge is recognisable just about anywhere in the multivers. Or so it seems, sometimes, anyway.

Where was I? Ah yes.

Anyway, as I began to ask more questions on my end of the story, people began to get suspicious. Oh, the amount of conversations I've had in broken English in the past few days. Well, yesterday and today aside I guess. Apart from this one with myself right now, but I'm rambling again. My apologies, me. Don't worry about it, me. So there I was, finally able to pinpoint where I might be able to locate the officer in charge of military hardware at breakfast, lunch, dinner, or second dinner. I might be a poor journalist, but I've never said I can't track a man down. My cousin Wolfgang is a private investigator, don't you know. So, yeah, he taught me a few things about tracking people down and following their movements. General Mpaka, was his name. Great big fat belly on him. Horrible insect-like face, though. All his body fat seemed to be contained solely to his stomach. The rest of him was disarmingly proportioned. Not a man you'd struggle to identify in a crowd, put it that way.

The military here are quite to speak with foreign journalists, so long as they're the ones doing the talking. The only way I managed to find Mpaka in the first place was because I'd had to endure the endless ramblings of several deludedly patriotic Boku loyalists, working my way progressively up the ladder of military ranks until I had a contact for Mpaka.

As I quickly learned however, they're less happy about chatting to you once they realise that you're the one planning on asking all of the questions. Consequently, I saw the horrible little insect face shout something in whichever of the eight tribal languages it is Mpaka felt most comfortable with, and I was hauled out here and knocked out cold for the pleasure of the journey.

Throwing me out of the van at what appeared to be first light, I landed awkwardly in a shell crater. One of the henchmen pulled out his handgun, a Euran model by the looks of it, and shot me three times in the chest. Still half asleep, I fell backwards into the crater and lay there, stunned, too drunk on the soporific after-effects of my concussion-induced time spent unconscious in the van to realise that it was this very same effect, coupled with my unseen flak jacket, that made them think I really was dead. They drove off, and I have seen another soul since.

I have literally no idea where I am. At night the mists seem to rise in one direction in particular, and I'm assuming that that means the lake is over there. But that still gives me no clues as to where I might be, really, other than the safe assumption that I'm still in Boku territory given both who dropped me off and the climate compared to the richer and more vegetated areas controlled by the rebels. The River Mto is what I'm looking for, ideally. That thing has life living on its banks for pretty much its entire length, but can I spot any lights on the horizon? Not a chance. Nearly two days I've been out here, now. The heat in unbearable. No shade. No water. I haven't had a drink in two days. I'd barely have enough liquid to talk to myself were it not for the mists in the air at night. I bet Henning isn't having this kind of problem investigating the other side of the story in Bleak Rock...

Thor's beard, what was that noise?

Oh, they've started shelling in the distance again. The explosions aren't quite audible, but that is at least a noise! A marker! I can hear the firing better than I can hear the landing. So, the further I walk in the opposite direction to the direction of the shells, the closer I must be getting to Mtoville, right? Right?

Oh, now look at that. A mirage. How cruel.

No, wait. Not a mirage! Real! A real oasis!

Oh sweet water! Sweet, sweet, slightly gritty but I don't give a rat's ass water!

...

Oh man. That was good. Water, water and shade. I don't need food, right? I heard you can live for three months without food. I can deal with that. By that time I'll be so crazy that I won't even mind the fact that I'm starving to death, right? I mean, I'm already talking to myself. I'll just stay here until the end of my days. I'm done.

Except... Except now I'm getting that guilt thing again. The water has reached my brain and it is hydrating again. Maybe I'm being too hasty. After all, there are lives at stake here, right? I've got people at home waiting for my story to come through and break so that the process can stop. I could halt the war effort here single handedly. Besides, this is the kind of story that will make my own personal celebrity even brighter! Yes, I can see the headlines now! "Boku's tanks fail, diplomacy and talks with the rebels now the only answer. Hero journalist receives awards, money, and a fast car"

Perhaps I should be getting up, after all. I've drunk my fill. I can soak my clothes in water for now an-... Oh, sod it, I'll just lie in it. Much better.

Now, off I go. Off into the dunes once again. Brave, brave me. I am going to get all sorts of awards when I finally get back home. Oh look, more sand. How novel.

Say, that explosion sounded rather different to the other's...?

Thor's beard!

...

Did you see that?!

I don't know what happened there, but something went badly, badly wrong with that shelling battery. And a shell just obliterated the oasis that I left twenty yards behind me just minutes ago.

Talk about luck!

How about that. My desire to kick on and the fact my brain was hydrated enough to think about that has just saved my life! Well, other than the whole not going crazy and starving to death thing, anyway... I might have to leave this bit out when I write up my story back home - there's no way anybody is going to believe me when I say that a shell landed where I'd just been. No way. They'd get mocked if they left it in the movie they'll eventually make about me, anyway. No, this explosion is best kept between you and me, me. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me, me.

So, off I go. Off into the sand once more. Off to uncover the truth about who it is that's making money off these smuggling deals, and off to save lives in the process. How noble.

My stubble is coming along nicely, too. Thanks for asking, me. You're welcome, me.


The Terns blinked in the darkness as the Storyteller finished his tale of the narcissistic if determined journalist. The desire to continue the job they had started was strong, and their legs willing. Before the Storyteller could even finish reiterating his point about the importance of seeing thing through to the very end, the first players in the starting line-up were out of the door, lead by Vadim Illich-Svitych. Eager to get another start under his belt after being replaced by Kvitchenko in the starting line-up, the calf strain for Ellis Elmsvikur in the previous match meant he was having another go in the team.

Racing away last, Jorgen Hauge left the changing room with a nod to the Storyteller and Henning Tir, and then proceeded to walk to the front of the line to walk his side out for yet another duel on the football pitch.
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Postby Falconwhereveryouare » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:00 pm

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Torisacked'ia

By Otis Birmingham


Oh wait, that's the wrong type of football. Oh well; the Torisakians didn't fare too well in the World Bowl, and they didn't have much success when feet were more involved. The Falcons have kept up their torrid goalscoring pace, thumping in four to remain only 1 goal behind Pasarga for the most goals scored in Qualifiers. The other leader, Bears Armed, lost a shocker to San Potato at the score of 2-1. More relevantly, in Group 8, we're in exactly the same position as we were last time. Gyatso-kai and Kiryu-shi aren't scoring all too many goals, but they're still registering win after win and both keeping five points ahead of the Falcons. Backyard Sports remains on our tails after they dismantled Mirelesin at the Playground, while Vivedin managed to tie the Ponyists of Conclepsia, who are a full four points behind the Backyardigans.

The Falcons actually started the match slowly. The Torisakian midfield controlled possession for the majority of the first half, peaking in the twenty-third minute when Abkel Johnson fed Johnny Kelso in the box who slotted the ball past Somer Lann for the game's first goal. A lucky break towards the end of the first half when an Austin Tyra passback went horribly off-target and resulted in a Falconian corner kick. Leon McClain served it up on a silver platter and Art Jarrel sacrificed his forehead to put in the equalizer at the forty-second minute mark. The Falcons caught fire in the second half, with Highfield scoring a brace on rebounds. It was made possible because of the incredible pressure they put on the Torisakian goal; Will Owens did a great job in the net, recording several impressive save strings when his defensive line utterly crumbled in the box. He couldn't keep them going forever, fortunately for us, and Highfield was in the right place at the right time like he usually is. The match was firmly put out of reach in the seventy-sixth minute on a somewhat interesting play. Caleb Rottenberry's ill-times slide tackle brought Dennis Key down hard, but the ball squirted forward to Edwardo Baez and the ref waved play on. Baez made a run down the dead center of the pitch, the midfielders falling back in preparation for a situation in their own box but forgetting to actually pressure the guy with the ball. There wasn't a challenge to Baez's charge until a few feet short of the box, where he promptly unloaded the ball off to the side. Perry Dempsy had surprised everyone and snuck down the wing, and was right in the path of the speeding pass. He angled himself so the deflection off his chest just cleared the right post and bounced around behind Owens. Key and Darry Kouzmanoff turned the rest of the game into a passing drill, and the Torisakians seemed demoralized enough that they didn't try particularly hard to disrupt it.


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Postby Turori » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:03 pm

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This is your Cut off, for Matchday 8 of the 63rd World Cup.

Scores: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=217223
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Postby Super-Llamaland » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:05 pm

Group 6
Jeruselem 4–4 Darmen
Carmadin 5–1 Jedi8246
Pacificius 3–0 Kericia
Velkomorave 1–2 Powersith
Cuboneland 3–1 Super-Llamaland
CODE: SELECT ALL
Group 6 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Super-Llamaland 7 5 0 2 20 12 +8 15
2 Carmadin 7 5 0 2 21 9 +12 15
3 Powersith 7 4 1 2 11 9 +2 13
4 Darmen 7 4 1 2 21 17 +4 13
5 Jeruselem 7 3 3 1 12 8 +4 12
6 Jedi8246 7 3 2 2 14 14 0 11
7 Cuboneland 7 3 1 3 11 14 −3 10
8 Velkomorave 7 2 0 5 10 19 −9 6
9 Pacificius 7 1 0 6 9 15 −6 3
10 Kericia 7 1 0 6 2 14 −12 3

The dominant run of our Llamas with their three-game win streak came grinding and screeching to a halt as they were topped by Cuboneland by a disappointing three for Cuboneland to a horrible one for the Llamas. Whether it was lack of effort or just a bad day nobody will know, but the Llamas lost and it sucked.

After a 6-1 game that can only be described as "A feat of domination over a bad team", The one goal, a Johnny Rushmore 83rd minute conversion, was late and sloppy, only salvaged by bad play from the goalie, who was great otherwise- unfortunately.

Blake Bennett was at poor form for half one, allowing two goals. Nick DeJesus, brought in to stop the bleeding, allowed one goal in the final half to make it 3-0 before Rushmore intervened.

Manager Bryan Ferguson: "What a disappointing match, I hope we'll show up better next time."

What next? A matchup with Darmen, forty-fourth. A win, a tie, or a loss? Our FanPoll shows optimistic fans, but are they right? That's for tomorrow to decide.
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Postby Qazox » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:46 pm

Day ?? after incident

Silar, Silar. Sill-arrrr. I have no idea what that means. But I have no idea what it means. It's been... I don't remember how long I've been here. Where is here anyways? I.....


..... Just woke up from another hallucination, I hope. But the name Silar keeps running through my head, and I think I know why. One of the terrorists' names, at least the name he used was Silar. I remember the name of another one, a Cuthbert Wight, I think and for some reason he was wearing a football jersey all the time. He beat me 1-0 in a game of NSWC63 on the Xstation 180 on the first night, using Silar, while I used Qazox. How do I remember that, but not remember my own name, or where I am?
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Postby Lunar Republic Isands » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:50 pm

Saugeais 4–1 Lunar Republic Islands


(Interview with Coach Klingspony and Sport)


Rich Strider: "Coach Klingspony. How do you feel with the way the team plays?

Coach: "Well..... we're out. But we're not down. We came out with momentum but it looks like they stopped after the last goal. Sport didn't and he knows he can't quit."

Rich Strider: "Sport, how do you think the team can improve?"

Sport: "Sounds like a question for coach but..." *crowd laughs* "Umm, we just need to improve and we will." *Coach nods yes* "I leave that to coach but I am a captian and I want to keep this team encourage and fired up every game. Come out and win. We haven't done that but giving up is NEVER the answer."

Coach: The team knows what they need to do, and we certainly will not give up. It comes from the heart. That's where spirit comes from. I'm happy the fans have stayed and given us standing ovations after every game. They remain loyal. And that's good, now we want to give them something in return."

Sport: "A win."

Coach: "You bet man."

Rich Strider: "What strategy do you have in the next game?"

Coach: "We want to get a little more agressive and try and score a goal early and pack them in. It's a good strategy that I've stutied and this tatic is helpful. We have to get agressive though and we look beat right now. But still, I have my plan and we will be ready to play."

Rich Strider: "Thank you coach and Sport."

Sport: "Thanks."

Coach: "Thank you Rich."


I'm Rich Strider live from the World Cup 63 as that was an interview I did after the game with Coach Klingspony and Sport. Now they have a strategy and now they will put it to use. It's true they're out, but they believe that they're not down. We'll have to see in the next game. This is Rich Strider reporting from the Lunar News Network.
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Postby Azox » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:02 pm

Azox beats winless losers.

Afrinesia was 0-0-7 going into our match, and left... 0-0-8 after a hat-trick from Althea Kleinman (7th, 33rd and 72nd) and goals from Javier Ohern (56th) and Darryl Belvins (84th). Blevins and Ohern started for Esmeralda Hellmann and Clayton Keathley, who were involved in a early-morning car accident. Neither player was seriously hurt after they were hit by a car speeding away from the police. Afrinesia's goals came from Darren Schall (28th) and Kelly Noblin (21st and 76th).

Up next, Azox travels to Beaverriver to conclude the 1st half of qualifying.

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Postby Warkus » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:32 pm

The Angry Footballer
An open letter to Victor Vos


We seem to be cruising to their greatest results in a very long time, if not in history. We're currently in third place with 16 points, ahead of the likes of nations such as Apox and Kinitaria. While the team's most recent result, a 4-1 away loss against Bears Armed hasn't seemed to reflect that quite well, we're still doing much better than expected. Especially when compared to our performances at the previous World Cups, which could be summed up as nothing more than pathetic.

Despite that, you did have to work with a weak youth squad and inexperienced players. Although the lads have done quite well, they're still young and have room for improvement, so congratulations on the recent results.

It's almost obvious that we've finally found our perfect chemistry and we're starting to perform well as a team. I wouldn't be surprised if we end up qualifying in the next couple cups, as all of our youth players are moving closer to towards their peak and realising their true potential as players. It's probably in our best interest to invest more in our training facilities and make a final push to improve our squad in the coming years.

However, that's not such a big deal right now. All that matters is the team puts in their best effort to improve and get results. Encourage the team to hold their third place position, but also encourage them to improve on that. We're moving much closer to success and qualification doesn't seem to be such an impossible feat any more. The lads have confidence, the fans have confidence, I have confidence, and I'm pretty sure you do too.

Everyone's doing their best to get the best results possible. We just have to keep on going.

Sincerely,
The slightly less angry than usual footballer. (Seriously, good job.)
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Postby Saugeais » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:00 pm

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Ain't no signs of stopping, Knights record sixth straight win


The Knights continue to romp through the group after the early stumble to FSSO. This time the Lunar Republic Islands were put in front of them, and they were met with the same fate that fell upon the likes of Mashiki and Sandwich Territories, with the Knights handling the entire match with ease. The final score of 4-1 did put an end to the previous 5 match shutout streak, as well as the over 450 consecutive scoreless minutes compiled by all three Saugeain keepers. With the win, Saugeais retain second place with 21 points, but are now all by their lonesome, as United Gordonopia lost in a close match to current group leaders, the previously mentioned FSSO.

"We had nearly everything working today," said manager Powell Pieran. "The offense had little trouble accessing the deep reaches of the Lunar territory, while the defense held strong in denying them from scoring. However, I think we'll need to practice more on how to properly clear the ball from a crowded box. Deforest Seaver is a great kid and there is a reason for him being my starting right back. But almost whiffing while clearing the ball and having it spin back into the net was just bad." Pieran mentioned later that "if you can't make a good play on the ball in the box, let the keeper get there. It's his job then."

Vespasian Brand had a relatively pedestrian day. After the defensive miscue in the 27th minute, he was challenged only thrice more, and none of those were particularly difficult stops. "I gave it my all whenever the ball came near me, just to try and further my position in the squad," said Brand. "Sure, the own goal could have been prevented, but it wasn't the end of the world. We were up 2-1 at that point and had firm control of the match." That own goal conceded was the first for Saugeais in 483 minutes of play in the qualifiers, a feat Pieran would like to replicate. "Shutouts are great, just ask anyone from Taeshan. You can have the worst offense in the competition, but if your defense is stalwart, one goal can make all the difference for you."

It couldn't be a Saugeais victory without Kuzman Ruslan getting on the score sheet somehow. Today he procured a brace, his first in almost a dozen matches, and both were scored in the second half. Saugeais held a slim 2-1 lead going into halftime, but they weren't as shaky as a whole as the scoreline might suggest. As mentioned before, the Knights were rampant with their attacking movements; there were plenty of missed shots to balance out the justification though. Ruslan added to the Knights lead in the 56th minute, as a Lunar free-kick was dispossessed on the edge of the Knights area, allowing them to sweep to the other end. Ruslan fired past the LRI keeper after François Rousseau's pass to make the score 3-1. His energy level was still set on high as, just 4 minutes later, Ruslan capitalized off a missed clearance near the touchline from LRI, and scooted a shot through the keeper's legs to make it 4-1. Rousseau and Casimir Archambault started the Saugeain scoring in the 6th and 16th minutes, respectively, which all in all made for an exciting day for the home crowd, standing room only of 27,000 at New World Stadium in Chaux.

The Knights will travel to Newmanistan, finishing off the first half of qualifiers. After that time, Pieran has stated he will address the team and presumably make roster changes for the starting 11 in the second half, if any.
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Postby Jeruselem » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:57 pm

Princess Katy and Jeruselem coach Michelle Salad

Katy: Well, this is Princess Katy for Naked News Jeruselem. I'm with Princess Michelle Salad, the Jeruselem coach
Michelle: I'm no Princess ... oh, Katy is being mischevious again
Katy: Tee hee
Michelle: Nevermind
Katy: Everything OK now. The kids not whinging?
Michelle: They are whinging but they aren't sick with the flu anymore. Whinging about going back to school.

Katy: Well, Carmadin are a decent team and took on the underperforming Princesses here at Dazza Dallas Stadium
Michelle: Yes, lately we haven't been good enough
Katy: Another home win 3-2 but the defense looks shakey still
Michelle: Your mother did say the defenders seemed to slack off when captain goes forward. It's a worry
Katy: We let in two soft goals, not good enough
Michelle: Yes true. The defense need to be more committed and go for everything.

Katy: The attack seems to doing the job though
Michelle: Yes, lots of goals. Just need to stop leaking goals.
Katy: It's very tight in group 6. There's not much room between the top teams
Michelle: Yes, no one has dominated at all. We can't afford any more losses.
Katy: Three draws also have hurt too
Michelle: It'd be a totally different group if we had converted some of those draws to wins.

Katy: Darmen thrashed former group leader Super-Llamaland 5-1.
Michelle: Darmen are a good team. A good win too.
Katy: Powersith's good form is slipping with a 3-3 draw against Cuboneland
Michelle: Still, they got points.
Katy: Kericia and Velkomorave drew 0-0
Michelle: Those are the weaker teams. I'm glad they drew.

Katy: Jedi8246 beat bottom placed Pacificius 3-2
Michelle: Even the worst team in Group 6 puts up a fight
Katy: Group 6 table has Darmen on 16 points. Princesses, llamas and Carmadin on 15. Jedi and Powersith on 14. That's just too close to predict
Michelle: Even Cuboneland in 11 isn't out of the race either.
Katy: We got to do better then
Michelle: Too many draws. The one loss was to a bottom team which was a waste of a game.


Katy: The army girls had a 0-0 draw with Khytenna.
Michelle: They should have won that one really
Katy: Everyone back on board and firing?
Michelle: Sort off ...
Katy: What you mean?
Michelle: Us older folk take longer to recover.

Katy: No more excuses then
Michelle: Not really. Oh thanks to your Mum for filling in from her retirement while everyone was being sick.
Katy: She's a career public servant
Michelle: Heard she didn't actually get paid for it either.
Katy: No really, she treated it like a overseas holiday.
Michelle: Sure ain't a holiday for me.

Katy: That's it from Katy and Princess Michelle
Michelle: Weird no one calls me a Princess normally
Katy: See you all later.
Michelle: Yes
Katy: Who are those annoying kids?
Michelle: Oh, mine ...
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Antoletia
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Postby Antoletia » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:04 am

"What's up Filip?"

"Nothing much just looking at the scoring lists for the season so far Gheorghe."

"Oh really, whats it taste like to be eating my dust."

"Well its not that bad, as we are doing really good. I'm fine if your scoring a bunch more goals than me as long as we are winning."

"Says the national record holder."

"Yeah but still, i wont be around forever."

"Still no one is even close to you that isn't retired."

"Yeah but your owning the hell out of this qualifier. Hot as hell."

"Yeah."

"Never know what you will be capable of, especially with playing in Ittuributa."

"Yeah well hopefully."

"Come on kid, you know your headed for great things, i may not be around then, but the future looks bright. You, Raphael, Hiachratez, hell Alec is a great defender. I'm just happy i made one World Cup, you guys, well one day qualification may be a breeze for you."

"I can only hope."


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Gheorghe von Leeweonheouck 7
Gabriel Mohammed 4
Hiarchratez 3
Filip Constantinescu 2
Cristian Kafka 1
Hannibal 1
Octavian 1
Preya Pavelski 1
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Taeshan
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Postby Taeshan » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:10 am

"Well that could have been worse."

"Yeah, tied the game, still sit three points ahead of everyone in Group one. Its all downhill from here."

"Well save for next tuesday."

"Right Sargossa, in Atlantea it will be a cakewalk. I predict a 1-0 win."

"Well it would be usual."

"Yeah, but you never know in a big game like this. A Loss and we could all be tied atop the table."

"Bro we got this. We don't let them score like we haven't let anyone else score, and we are home free."

"Still...."

"Come on after this game only one more to worry about in 9 matches and the season is ours to lose."

"Well kinda, but how can you be this confident."

"We don't let people score, they can't beat us if they can't score."

"But if we don't score it really doesn't help as much as it could."

"Oh well, defense first. Defense is after all the best offense."

"So they say."

"So i say. Lets defend the hell out of the pitch one last time and we are good."

"Ok."
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Postby New Montreal States » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:27 am

Chapter One: Bill Watterson Looks into a Locker.
Chapter Two: What Bill Found There.
Chapter Three: Sam Flowers and the Locker

Sam Flowers had just about made up his mind to head back out the locker and take his chance with the paparazzi, when he caught the distant sound of bells. Flowers stood still as the bells grew louder, and eventually a sleigh came into sight. The sleigh was heavyset, made from the finest oak available, and painted bright white with scarlet and goal trim. It took Flowers several seconds to the animals pulling the sleigh in a bell-covered scarlet harness, before realizing all of a sudden that these were reindeer. He'd seen them in the zoo before; but these reindeer were tired, defeated animals - blue-collar, work-a-day, Bruce Springsteen reindeer in contrast to the prancing, showboating reindeer competing for his attention at the zoo. Steering the reindeer was a short, stout individual with a jet-black beard that reached down to his belt. He eyed Sam with an even more skeptical and resigned expression than the reindeer.

Sam's attention was quickly drawn and kept by the woman enthroned in the middle of the sleigh. She was buried in a mound of white fur, with a face as pale as her furs and as frigid as the air around her. She was clutching a well-polished golden wand in one hand as she stared down at Flowers with equal parts confusion and annoyance on her face.

"Pray tell me, what are you?" she asked, in a voice as icy as everything else around her.

"I'm Sam, who're you?" he replied.

"Faugh! Insolence! Is that how you speak to a Queen?"

"Are you a Queen?"

"Am I a Queen? You will learn about that soon. But what are you? An overgrown dwarf with a shamefully wispy beard? A Talking badger with a skin condition? A precocious, prepubescent giant? Speak plainly now!"

"I'm a wing midfielder."

"A wing midfielder? You play football? And a Son of Adam?"

"No, my father's name was also Sam."

"No matter! There's only one of them, and this one easily dealt with."

"Huh? Pardon? I'm standing right here, y'know."

The witch's face narrowed as she thought about what to do next. Briefly, her face contorted into a look of pure anger and she rose her wand as if to strike, but this lasted only for a second, and she began beaming at Sam as if he were a fifth grader who had just completed some difficult math problem.

"Well then, Son of Sam, be seated next to me." Sam was not thrilled with this prospect, but he found himself climbing up for what he was half-sure would be the last sleigh ride he ever took. "Traveller, you were not prepared for the chill of our Narnian winters. Would you care for a warm drink?"

"If you please, your Majesty."

The Witch reached into her swathes of fur and produced a small vial, pouring a drop out of it onto the ground. Fifteen seconds later, the dwarf had dismounted from the front of the sleigh, picked up an ornate cup whose contents steamed frantically in the chilly air, and handed it to Flowers. He performed an obsequious bow and returned to his spot by the front of the sleigh while Flowers took an experimental sip from the cup.

It turned out to contain the richest, creamiest hot chocolate Flowers had ever drank, spiked with a hint of equally dark rum. Breathing in the steam from the drink was already intoxicating, and he could feel the rum surging right to his head while the Witch beamed at him.

"You are in your uniform, which means you've just gotten out of work. You must be famished. Would you like something to eat?"

"Vietnamese Spring Rolls."

The Witch's face tightened every so slightly at Flowers' poor manners, but nevertheless fished out her vial and poured a second drop onto the ground. Flowers set his cup aside as the dwarf, with an undertaker's thin smile plastered to his head, handed him an elaborately hand-painted tray of translucently white porcelain full of the warmest, freshest Vietnamese Spring Rolls Sam had ever seen. He greedily tucked into the rolls as the Witch nodded to the dwarf, who cracked the reins and put the sleigh into motion.

As the sleigh traveled through the woods and Flowers made a pig of himself, the Witch began asking him all sorts of questions that you're not supposed to tell strangers: questions about the working of his team, whether other players knew anything of Narnia, who had brought him here. Flowers distractedly bragged about the Paladins and his starter's role, complained about the press conferences that forced him and his teammates to run for dear life, and shared more personal details about Hugo Leclercq, Fred Nguyen and Bill Watterson than is considered polite. As the rum and chocolate washed over his brain, he mentioned that Watterson was getting blotto with a faun not too far from the lantern. The Witch laughed and told him to warn Bill that fauns were really shady. When he had eaten all the Vietnamese Spring Rolls and finished the last of the rum-spiked chocolate, he held the porcelain dish towards the Witch in a silent plea for a second helping. Still, smiling, she shook her head no: "If you bring this Fred and Hugo and Bill you told me about to visit me in my palace, I will feed you all Vietnamese Spring Rolls and hot chocolate. And then you and your friends can play football with my men. You seem like a much better person than your three friends - you'll make a fantastic captain."

Being turned down for more Vietnamese Spring Rolls snapped Sam back to reality, and he noticed that the sleigh was coming to a halt right back in front of the lantern. The Witch gave him a curt nod and he slid off the sleigh and back onto the snowy ground, relieved that this sleigh ride had gone so well. "Remember, Son of Sam!" the Witch said, still smiling but in a commanding tone. "You will get more Vietnamese Spring Rolls and hot chocolate if you and your teammates come to my palace, located between those two hills." She nodded at the dwarf, who cracked his whip and sped off before Sam had a chance to reply. Meanwhile, a very drunk Bill Watterson came traipsing towards the light while Sam stood gazing off at the point in the distance where the Witch's sleigh had disappeared.

"Oy. You ready to go home? Always winter, never Christmas, it's gotten old. I never want to come back here again. It makes the Pazhujeb Islands seem almost livable in comparison."

"Always winter and never Christmas? No Christmas shopping, ever? That's change I can believe in."

"You smug contrarian bastard. Think of the children! And that's just the least worst part of this place. You wouldn't believe the Witch who runs this joint. Would. Not. Believe. Wow! Talk about some issues, she's got them, and she forces this entire place to subscribe."

"Issues?" Flowers' forehead crinkled in what he hoped looked like innocent curiosity. Just what had he gotten himself into?

"Yeah, Mr. Tumnusces was telling me all about her 57 varieties of psychopathic batshit insanity. She's apparently a cold-hearted, immortal dark sorceress who's used her magic to enforce a century of winter and extremely defensive football across the land. She has this golden wand, too, that sounds like the worst thing ever. Anyone who challenges her rule, or who scores a goal during a football match, is turned to stone. She waves the wand over her head - and poof! - they're the newest decoration in her cold, otherwise empty castle. Just her and her statues and her sense of absolute dominance. And apparently she's got this huge talking wolf who heads her secret police. Someone," Watterson staggered a bit before catching on to the lamppost for support, "ought to do something about this."

Sam felt disgusted and foolish as he listened to his teammate's litany of the witch's crimes. But hadn't he heard that from Mr. Tumnusces, who was a faun? And hadn't the Witch taught him that Fauns were incredibly shady creatures? Sam told himself that Bill had been lied to. The Witch had been pretty nice to him, after all. Anyone who could make spring rolls that tasty could only be a force for good in the multiverse.

As he and Bill made their way back through the locker and into the basement of the Paladin Dome, he began trying to puzzle out the best way to lure Hugo, Fred, and Bill back into Narnia to meet the Witch. He would get to be Captain, and there would be more Vietnamese Spring Rolls. So tasty!
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San Potato
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Postby San Potato » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:20 am

Jeremy and Chris,best friends from 4th grade.
Jeremy:"Hey Chris,got any news about the World Cup?"
Chris:"Yeah,sorry for the late news,apparently,the San Potato times had to fire some of their staff,including Josh Johnson,but he created a fan-site for our beloved Crusaders,why not you check them out?The site is Crusaders.Spotato.Com"
Jeremy:"Alright."
"Holy mother of potatoes!"
Chris:"What is it?Any upset?"
Jeremy:"I can't believe it,we managed to beat Bears Armed?"
"Jeremy,stop lying to me."
"Dude,just come here."
"Wow.Unbelievable."
"Yeah,Tony Allen and Joe Johnson has been on a roll lately.They are both unstoppable.Huge improvement over Shearer."
"Oh yeah,I finally beat The Inevitable Syndicate in World Cup 63!"
"Oh nice,but I think Gordonopian Games World Cup 63 is the real talk now,I just bought it this morning."
"No way.That thing is impossible to get.How did you get it?"
"Eh,I was just lucky.I also got the Cronos Elite.Huge steal.Although it is really lacking some stuff I really want.Like you know,probably a career like mode where you get to play countless years,get new players from the country like that."
"Who cares about that now Jeremy.Lets have a short quick match first."
"Sure.Top 2 teams?"
"Its on.I take the Bears."
"Oh my wow.This game.Huge,huge improvement over that Overpriced piece of rotten potato.Amazing graphics,amazing commentary.Look,you can even modify the game a bit.Change the rules,sliders,the strictness of the refs.This game is pretty much perfect.10 minute halfs?"
"10 minutes Jeremy."
Right off the bat,the 2 of them were really in a loss for words.
"Unbelievable.Just stunning.I can play this game for months."

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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:54 am

The stadium of Mardi was ready and set for the match between Northern Sunrise Islands and Birolika. After the reveal of the death of Leminski's sister, for some reason, the Marills seemed to go well, obtaining a streak of victories that started after the team managed to beat Krytenia on the fifth matchday and doesn't seem to find a stop on their winning ways, while Birolika won against Bordurian to somehow obtain a point on this tournament and aside from that, only had losses.

Maybe the Marills were, in fact, with a ghost on their team, helping, because it seemed just like magic. Di Luca's magical goal on the 2-1 against Krytenia, the Hat-Trick of Pereira against Tyrrin and Nagatomo's header against Bordurian, all seemed like magic. Anyway, with the presence of Michael Leminski on the crowd, the Marills were unstoppable. And against the Birolikan team, who failed to meet more than one win.

The game started rough, Birolika put more on tackling. Tackling was good to hold the match for one half and twenty more minutes. That's when Nagatomo entered, siding with Carvalho on the attack. Nagatomo tried to play normally, but, couldn't find a way to win against the Birolikan defence. Nagatomo decided to return to her street style and started dribbling against the defense. Lifting the ball on the sky, jumping on Rekkler's shoulders and then jumping forward to finish it with a bicycle kick on the top right angle of the goal, leaving James Porter speechless. Nagatomo opened the score.

As the match restarted, Carvalho took the ball and made the biggest effort of the match. He passed the ball thru Yook's legs, in a Panna, then dribbled to the left as Wass tried to take it away from him. Two more pannas against Oak and Grass to finish with a swift shot to the right. 80 minutes, Northern Sunrise Islands 2-0.

End of the match, NSI wins, but of course, there is a lot of issues to solve, since Nagatomo and Carvalho managed to return to the old style that was prohibited by the NSIFC. Question was, Wasn't it worth?
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Postby Jukenia » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:28 am

What Saurisoh said after we (Jukenia) lost 3-0 to Polar Islandstates? "Home Curse", he said. "If we recorded a DNQ, Saurisoh's career as our coach is history! :evil:", said Girano Wang, our director of NFAJ.

Will we made it? Will we end our "home curse"?
Pulaski: Ha! Who you gonna tell now?
Tenpenny: (stopping Pulaski) Eddie, chill out, man.
Pulaski: The prick's still breathing!
Tenpenny: That's good. Hernandez... finish him off. (offers Hernandez a gun)
Hernandez: Come on, please, don't make me do this!
Tenpenny: Say what?
Hernandez: I can't.
Tenpenny: Hey, I thought you understood.
Hernandez: He's a fucking cop you maniac!
Pulaski: Heh, not no more, he ain't.
Tenpenny: We went over this; it's about percentages.
Hernandez: I know!
Tenpenny: So who's side you on, his or mine?
Hernandez: Yours, Frank! Yours!
Tenpenny: Then be a fucking man. You cap him, or I cap you.
(Hernandez takes the gun but is reluctant to shoot)
Pulaski: Come on, do it! Pull the trigger!
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Postby Bears Armed » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:38 am

“Heyyah, mum. How are you, how’s everybearry else back home faring? Have the twins got over that fever yet? I’m hokay. meself.”


“Ayyuh, of course this is Sarrathrie, who
else could it be calling you like this?”


“Ayyuh, we did play hrrather better against
Warkus yesterday than we did against San Potato the week before, for true! On the first paw*, of course, we were driven by the need to prove ourselves and strrenmgthen our position at the top of the group after that defeat — although bear in mind that as the San-Spuddies were runners-up in the last Baptism of Fire they obviously they had serious potential to do well, so losing to them didn’t hrreally seem as bad to us as losing against a similar-ranked team with a lesser history would have done — and on the other paw we’d been hrrather badly distracted out on the pitch back then, too, because of a situation that fortunately didn’t apply this time around as well…”


“What situation, you ask? Well, it could hardly be kept a deep secret I suppose, even though so many Urssish journalists all coincidentally taking the same week off from work means that hrrather surprisingly it doesn’t seem to have got any media coverage at all here at home… The game had only just started — with our hosts taking the first kick-off, as it happened — when Urra SunBlesséd suddenly went rigid, hrroared loudly, and then fell unconscious to the ground!
“And as Honey has always been so much of a fixture for the Belles, naturally we were all of us worried about her hrright through the game, and that maybeso meant that we weren’t playing at our best anyhows.
“But it’s not as though we played
hrreally badly on the hwhole, even so, after all: There we were up by one-goal to nil from the twelfth moment in the first half hrright through until almost the end of ‘normal time’, until the Spuddie substitute striker Tony Allen — who’d only been brought on a few moments earlier, because one of their starting forwards was getting hrrather worn out by then — was lucky enough to catch a verry long pass that the wind had helped on its way and slip it home just over Marranna’s hrright shoulder to equalise.”


“Well, yes, hokay, Savernake ending up giving our opponents the game hwhen her attempt at clearing the ball away after their next attack attempt ended up at the feet of their
other starting striker Johns'-son hwhen there was a clear opening for him to shoot into instead maybeso looked to you like bad playing, for true… but she slipped on a muddy patch hwhile turning, and anybearry could do that, hrright?”

“Ayyuh, Urra is hokay again by now… Well, more-or-less so, anyhows. She actually got scratched-up quite a bit, hwhile she was out of things as far as
we were concerned, and some of those ]injuries still smell slightly raw.”


“No, we didn’t accidentally trample her… and nor did nobearry else, neither: Seems the reason why she’d gone unconscious was because her spirit had been called up onto the Spirit Plane to help her grandsire
the Wise Grorrfinn battle some human Chaos-cultists there, and the wounds that her body suffered during the trance were hrreflections of the blows landed on her spirit in that fight.
“A fight that Urra and Grorrfinn and hwhatever other allies they had there won, of course.”
“But anyhows, Urra assures us that Grorrfinn has arranged for enough other helpers now that she shouldn’t get summoned away from urrs like that again.”


“Ayyuh, that’s right, Grorrfinn himself is apparently likely enough to be busy dealing with details of that problem that he won’t be able to serve as our team’s mascot for at least the
near future… but he’s arranged for a suitable substitute to be around: No, not another TrueBear, it’s one of the Blessed Puh-Barra**… In fact, Urra says she’s fairly sure that it’s the same Puh-Barra who turned up to bless the Belles before they had to play against a team of Undead human footballers once***, way back in the team’s first ever World Cup qualifying campaign: Whau!”


"Anyhows, mum, got to fly! Literally so, I mean: I'm phoning from the aerodrome, and our flight's just been called... Of we go to
Sicoutimont, to make sure — touch wood — that we're still in first place at the mid-point of these qualifiers..."




OOC

* “On the first paw” = “Firstly” or “To start with”, as compared to “on the other paw” (i.e. “on the other hand”) for what came next…

** The name ‘Puh-Barra’ means “Small-but-precious Bears”, and the beings to whom it applies are indeed rather smaller than the average [adult] Ursine: In fact, they’re typically only 3’-4’ tall. They’re not quite as anthropomorphic as the Ursines, either, and apparently aren’t actually sapient, but they are widely reckoned to be ‘blessed’ beings rather than mundane beasts — possibly even avatars of Little Bear, the first of the Seven Holy Helpers whom the Great Bear sent to guide bearkind back in the days of old —and having one choose to be around does seem to be lucky for people.

*** That team, consisting of zombified versions of selected RL football stars (so that they could all be available to play together in the same year), belonged to a nation called Prux that was run either by Qazox or by a brother of his: It had actually qualified for a Cup or maybe two before then, but that time around the Bears managed to end the qualifiers just ahead of it on points and take the group’s third place… which, in those days of smaller competitions, was just enough to take us through to the Cup.

____________________________________________________________________



(from the ‘Sports’ section of ‘The Bear Necessities’…)


Goal-scorers



v San Potato
(#25) Sorrkhie Torr’hay: 1


v Warkus
(#12) Amarra Sunwatcher: 1
[#13) Syrrae o Wirrenne : 1
(#11) Thyrra Darma’s-darthhrr: 1
(#27) Krissie Fairbearrn: 1


[u)Total[/u]
(#25) Sorrkhie Torr’hay: 6
(#24) Sarrathrie Sevens: 5
(#12) Amarra Sunwatcher: 5
[#13) Syrrae o Wirrenne : 5
(#16) Harrietta Karra o Hara: 4
(#11) Thyrra Darma’s-darthhrr: 3
(#27) Krissie Fairbearrn: 3
(#30) Karralha Levin: 2
(#6) Errond’hrra Thunder-Child: 1
(#15) Varrna o Kerr-Surra : 1
(#35) Emma o RedSun: 1

The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
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Armed Bears
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Postby Armed Bears » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:47 am

"Demons! Demons, i tell you! It shouldn't be allowed!"

"Hwhat's old Berrt hrraving about
now?"

"Oh, he's claiming that a lot of
Eastfield Lodge's players were demons... hwhich they aren't hrreallly, are they. hrright?"

"Hrright: They're just hrrather unusual people, of various sorts, from far-away lands.
"Well, that's hwhat their hrroster says, anyhows."

"Hr'rmm. Must admit, some of them did look a bit 'demonic' to me."

"To be totally honest, an eightSquared in the Yonk. to me too.*

"Anyhows, off our girls fly tomorrow for their last game in this half of the qualifiers:
The Islands of Qutar, one of the old-time World Cup teams hrreturned hrrecently to international competition after a long break. Know anything about conditions there. do you/"

"Hot and dry, i gather, Jharge; Verrry hot and verrry dry..."

"Urrgah! Just the sort of climate that our girls don't 'need' to face."

"That's for true..."




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* "an eightSquared in the Yonk" translates into standard English, colloquially, as " one hundred percent".

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Postby Kiryu-shi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:15 pm

Barring any other obvious information, I took details of Mirelesin from their factbook.


Dear Mother,

I’m sorry that I didn’t have time to write last week. It’s been pretty crazy here, arranging travel and accommodations over the past two weeks in addition to trying to figure out our offensive tactics.

I have to say, I really don’t know how exactly to deal with this job. On the one hand, it’s an incredible opportunity. The ability to work one on one with players and a coach like Erickson is incredible, and the ability to see my tactics in play is just an astonishing experience. But there is a lot more to this job than simply managing football tactics. We’ve had so many things go wrong recently, almost none of it regarding football itself. Traveling two weeks in a row for the first time was difficult, not to mention the difficulty of finding Mirelesin considering they have released exactly no information regarding their football team or their accommodations, virtually walling themselves off from the rest of the world. Not only that, but their representatives, when we were finally able to meet with them, had some sort of odd insistence on the fact that none of our players could undress fully at any time during their stay in the nation, since there was some sort of law in the books that one can only be “nood” in one’s own home, and in order for us to be able to comply with that law, we’d have to become home owners in the country.

What do I even do about that? And it was up to me to figure it out, as Coach Erickson was too busy to deal with it.

So, basically, since I didn’t want to risk getting deported from the nation or worse due to this really bizarre circumstance, we had to arrange to stay in High Heels for longer than we had originally anticipated, which is no small feat considering how cloistered it is to live in a single giant tower. And even then, I had to order special bathing garments that our players could wear underneath their kits so that we could shower after the match, and then rearranged our flight so we could depart from Mirelesin at around midnight after we had finished with our match, avoiding staying a single night in that bizarre nation.

In addition, I’ve been trying to deal with some lackluster play by our offense. I don’t know if you’ve been able to tell, but Tziganes has not been herself for the past two weeks. Considering how much she relies on emotion to drive her game, I guess it’s not a surprise how much her play has fallen off following our pair of big home matches against Gyatso-kai and Torisakia, but it’s been hard to rely on our usual offense when she is a step behind where she usually is. If she’s unable to beat individual matchups with the ball at her feet, then we’re forced to rely more heavily on intricate passing and positioning, which is just not our game. Luckily our defense seems to have found its form, with three consecutive shutouts now. And luckily, people have stepped up just enough to be able to net goals over the past two weeks.

The High Heels match, though, was almost a disaster. Tziganes had looked off all week in training, but I though she’d be able to step up for the match, so we had made virtually no adjustments and the first half was just miserable. I’m sure you were able to see it - I don’t think we managed a single shot on goal the entire half. Our defenders were absolutely killing it, completely stifling their attack, but we could hardly push the ball up the field without getting it cut out from underneath us.

I still can’t believe we scored out first goal after taking Tziganes out, and it came from such a fluke play. Enéh even told me it was a missed shot, that she had simply mishit the ball and that when it Ian’s face, she had no intention of having attempted a pass. I don’t know how obvious it was on the broadcast, but Ian was pretty angry before realizing that Miho had been able to clean up the loose ball and score.

As for the Mirelesin match, I can’t really fault the team considering all of the traveling and how exhausted we were. We’ve had to give the players a couple of extra days off following our return to Kiryu-shi to allow them to recover. I still don’t know what I should’ve done.

Anyway, going against a team I consider to be the least talented by far in this group, I certainly expected a more dominant performance. And certainly Will carried the team with his two goals from the defensive midfield, but most of the rest of the squad was fairly lifeless. I’m still not sure how Erickson and I are going to be able to put the energy back into the squad before our Falconwhereveryouare match. We’re going to have to think of something, but our players just seem tired recently.

I still haven’t had a chance to catch up with the news, but I was glad that there don’t seem to be any crises upon arriving back here. Granted, it’s still my first full day in Kiryu-shi since leaving before the High Heels match, but it feels good to be home. Do you have any idea what to expect in terms of crowd turnout? I’d expect that things would have died down following what was going on last month, but like I said, I haven’t exactly been keeping up with even the most basic of news articles.

As much as having a strong crowd might help us against Falconwhereveryouare, I’m hoping for a more relatively normal experience.

Speaking of our next opponents, though, I have to go watch the tape of their most recent match against High Heels. Considering the fact that they had built up a 9-2 goal differential in the two matches prior, and remain among the world wide leaders in goals scored, I’m curious how they were contained to a single goal in a draw against High Heels. We’re going to have a rough time trying to contain their offense. Their striker Chester Highfield has unquestionably been the most dominant offensive player in our group thus far, but they also have a well-rounded group of offensive players that can put up big numbers in any given match. I fear that we’re going to need a much bigger game from our attack in order to keep up with the pace that they’ll set. And with the way that this group is going, if we’re going to wrestle into the World Cup without needing to go through a playoff, we’re absolutely going to need three points from this match.

Love,
Kayla

PS. I haven’t forgotten about our lunch date set up for my bye week!!! I hope you’ve set some time aside to seriously consider the best food we can possibly eat!
Champions: Baptism of Fire 21, Di Bradini Cup 24
Second Place: Cup of Harmony 26
Third Place: Cup of Harmony 27, Di Bradini Cup 23
Qualified: World Cup 37, World Cup 61-66

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Postby West Angola » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:22 pm

7th Match Ratings:

WASN: 24.2
ESPN: 27.8


MATCH COVERAGE: WEST ANGOLA AT VAKOLIC


Pre-Match (WASN):
Anderson: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to tonight’s edition of the West Angolan Sporting Network. This evening it is our pleasure to bring you all the action of West Angola’s World Cup Qualifying Match against Vakolic. Here with me to bring you that match is my co-commentator, John McDermot. John, I don’t know if you’re say anything this time, but I’ll give you the opening. What do you think of tonight’s match up?

McDermot: I hate you, you bloated egotist.

Anderson: Thank you, John, for that candid opinion. Ladies and gentlemen, West Angola comes into this match with a record of 4-1-2, and currently sits third in the group, just two points back from Starybladia, which was unceremoniously upset 3-2 by Cambirano in their last match, and next takes on The Holy Empire at home in a must win for the purple-clad stalwarts. If West Angola can manage a win tonight, and Starybladia falls to The Holy Empire, West Angola will move into the coveted second place spot in the qualifying group, which carries with it a playoff spot. Vakolic is the only unranked team in the group, and they have yet to claim their first win, but you know they’d like nothing better than to change that and ruin West Angola’s day at the same time. Well, it looks like they’re all set to get started down there, so let’s go live to the pitch for what should be an exciting match!

Pre-Match (ESPN):
Larssen: Good evening all, and welcome to ESPN’s coverage of West Angola’s World Cup Qualifying match against group bottom seed Vakolic. I’m Michael Larssen, and here with me is my partner and friend James McDaniels! Tonight, West Angola hopes to shift the momentum in the group with a convincing win coupled with a Starybladian loss to The Holy Empire. West Angola is currently third in the group, with thirteen points, and Starybladia is second with fifteen. A win for West Angola and a loss for their purple-clad opponents would vault our boys into second place, a position they occupied for several weeks in the last qualifying run before several late stumbles left them scrambling to avoid third. James, what are the keys for each team tonight?

McDaniels: Well Mike, for West Angola it has to be focus. This team has dropped all but one of its road matches during this campaign, losing 1-3 to The Holy Empire, and 0-2 to Lymantatia. If West Angola loses this one, they will suffer the massive loss in prestige that comes with losing to an unranked team, as well as making their qualification hopes even slimmer. West Agnola needs to play this match like they play any other, coming out strong and keeping up the pressure throughout. For Vakolic, the key is to avoid intimidation. Vakolic is unranked, West Angola is in the top 50. Vakolic can’t let that affect their thinking and their play, they need to assume that they are capable of playing with these guys. If Vakolic loses this match in their minds before they even set foot on the pitch, it’s going to be a long night for the home team.

Larssen: Thank you James, now before we get started, let’s go live to the pitch where Jacob Kerys has an interview with West Angolan forward Luke Parrish for us, Jacob?

Kerys: Thank you Mike. I’m here with Luke Parrish, a man who needs no introduction and whose resume is as long as my arm. Mr. Parrish, how would you describe the overall mood of the team heading into this match?

Parrish: Very excited. We’re all really glad for the opportunity to play in this match, and being in the thick of the hunt is enough to get anyone pumped up. We’re definitely taking this match seriously, and every one of us is ready to play our absolute best.

Kerys: Thank you Luke. Well Mike, it looks like we’re all set to go down here, so I’ll send it back up to you in the studio!

29th Minute (WASN):
Anderson: Peter Wilson with an excellent goal! Peter Wilson fires home a powerful goal to put West Angola up 1-0 here on the road. TheWest Angolan fans here have risen to their feet in appreciation as Luke Parrish congratulates Wilson over by the goal. West Angola has looked good so far, and hasn't allowed Vakolic to get any penetration on the attack. On the attack, West Angola is running circles around the exhausted Vakolican defense, and only a spirited effort from their keeper has kept this match scoreless for as long as it has. As long as West Angola holds on and continues to play the way they are, they should be able to hammer the home team and enjoy an extremely pleasurable trip back to West Angola.

29th Minute (ESPN):
Larssen: Peter Wilson blasts the shot past the keeper! That kid has had to deal with nearly constant pressure tonight, and it was inevitable that eventually a shot would get by him. The entire Vakolican defense looks absolutely worn out, and Parrish and Wilson are weaving through them and firing shots almost at will. Vakolic hasn't been able to get any penetration on the attack, which is making things very easy on Blake Green. If West Angola can continue to play this way, this could very easily turn into a blowout.

McDaniels: Vakolic is letting West Angola hammer them, Mike, they came out intimidated, and they've remained such throughout. Luke Parrish and Peter Wilson are running circles around this defense, and the Vakolican attack can't get anywhere against this West Angolan defense. Unless Vakolic can turn it around soon, they're going to be annihilated.

63rd Minute (WASN):
Anderson: Luke Parrish gets his first goal of the match, and puts West Angola up 2-0 here in the second half. The Vakolican team has turned things around a little bit, coming out from the halftime break fired up and managing to check the fury of the West Angolan attack a little bit. However, Parrish still managed to break through, with liberal help from Peter Wilson, and draw the Vakolican keeper off his line an instant too early. Once he did so, Parrish chipped the shot right past him to give West Angola a cushion of 2 goals as time begins to run out for the visitors. West Angola is putting on a show here at home, and even though Vakolic appears to be gaining steam, it may be too little, too late for them.

63rd Minute (ESPN):
Larssen: Luke Parrish scores! West Angola takes a 2-0 lead in the second half as the fans here in Vakolic show Parrish their appreciation. West Angola's dominance has faded a bit, but the team has still managed to keep Vakolic from making any progress on the attack. Keeper Blake Green has only had to save one shot, which he did with extr-...-se-...-needs to play hard-...-me on the line-...-ussian vodka farme-...

(Coverage of the match came to an abrupt end as the connection feed was surprisingly terminated. It was revealed later that this was the result of the television stations powering down to transition to the Euran system. However, recent developments have allowed them to recover the broadcast, and it is now reproduced here.)

63rd Minute (ESPN):
Larssen: Luke Parrish scores! West Angola takes a 2-0 lead in the second half as the fans here in Vakolic show Parrish their appreciation. West Angola's dominance has faded a bit, but the team has still managed to keep Vakolic from making any progress on the attack. Keeper Blake Green has only had to save one shot, which he did with extreme ease. West Angola still needs to continue to play hard, however, as not only is the game on the line, but also their fate in the qualifying group. Wait a minute, something's happening down there...Russian vodka farmers are charging through the stands and invading the pitch! One of them has tackled the referee, who cannot reach his whistle to stop play as the Vakolican team has seized the ball! Blake Green is being held down by one of the farmers as Vakolic drives home the goal! Vakolic scores in what has to be a disallowed goal.

McDaniels: There's no way they could accept that, Mike, the referee was trying to go for his whistle the whole time. They can't count this as a goal. The referee is meeting with two officials from the WCC to discuss the issue, we'll wait here while they deliberate.

(Thirty minutes later)


McDaniels: I'm in shock, Mike. The official ruling is that play was never stopped, so the goal counts! Red cards are being awarded to Vakolic's two forwards for their participation, and yellow cards to two of their middles for urging them on. Certainly a stunning turn of events as the Vakolican fans are rising to their feet in support of the decision while the West Angolan fans boo loudly. We are now, actually, officially into stoppage time, as we hit full time just before the officials finished their discussion. If the referee chooses, he can end the match now, or he can...he says play on! The West Angolan fans are booing even louder, and the players are in utter shock at what has transpired.

NAMIBE CHRONICLE


STUNNING FINISH IN NAMIBE


Last night, in a match which will be forever recorded as an incredible 90' (+33), West Angola defeated Vakolic 2-1 in front of a home crowd that went from lively to shocked to confused to angry over the course of half an hour. In the 63rd minute, with West Angola leading 2-0, the pitch was suddenly beset by a group of Russian vodka farmers, who stormed onto the playing surface, tackled the referee, and held down West Angolan keeper Blake Green while the Vakolican team scored. After a confused and long deliberation between the referee and two officials from the WCC, it was announced that because play never officially stopped, the goal stood. A thirty-three minute stoppage time was dutifully played out as Vakolic, minus both their forwards, failed to equalize and West Angola essentially passed the ball around for awhile.

West Angola's Minister of Sporting Events has called the referee's decision "the right one," noting that "under the letter of the rules, the goal should have and did count." However, many West Angolan fans feel angry and cheated, not to mention the players and coaches. Coach Phillip Garren stormed into the locker room following the match, and refused to let any of his players conduct post-match interviews. West Angola will next travel to Anollasia in their final match before the mid-qualifying break, and seek to end the first half of their campaign on a high note against a team ranked in the top 100.



Group 4                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 The Holy Empire 8 6 2 0 26 11 +15 20
2 West Angola 8 5 1 2 12 8 +4 16
3 Starblaydia 8 5 1 2 17 11 +6 16
4 Anollasia 8 4 0 4 13 17 −4 12
5 Bloodbath Generation 8 4 0 4 19 22 −3 12
6 Lymantatia 8 3 2 3 18 16 +2 11
7 Vettrera 8 2 3 3 20 18 +2 9
8 Cambirano 8 3 0 5 18 23 −5 9
9 Kishrael 8 2 2 4 16 19 −3 8
10 Vakolic 8 0 1 7 9 23 −14 1


Match Schedule:

1. vs. Cambirano W 3-1
2. at The Holy Empire L 1-3
3. vs. Kishrael D 0-0
4. at Starblaydia W 1-0
5. vs. Bloodbath Generation W 3-1
6. at Lymantatia L 0-2
7. vs. Vettrera W 2-0
8. vs. Vakolic W 2-1
9. at Anollasia
-Bye-
10. at Cambirano
11. vs. The Holy Empire
12. at Kishrael
13. vs. Starblaydia
14. at Bloodbath Generation
15. vs. Lymantatia
16. at Vettera
17. at Vakolic
18. vs. Anollasia

Won (5) Drew (1) Lost (2) Should Win (7) Might Win (2) Toss-Up (0) Might Lose (0) Should Lose (1)


Projected Final Record: 14-1-3
Projected Group Finish: 3rd
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Economic Left/Right: -4.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.95
Fourth Place: Cup of Harmony 59; Runner-Up: Cup of Harmony 55; Champion: Cup of Harmony 57

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PUGH 0 - 1 KALEDOR

Postby Kaledor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:25 pm

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PUGH 0 – 1 KALEDOR
WORLD CUP QUALIFIER
VENUE: UNKNOWN
ATTENDANCE: UNKNOWN


The Knights are celebrating a magnificent hat-trick of wins after their fighting victory over Pugh last night. The Knights are starting to become extremely un-generous at the back having now kept 5 clean sheets in their 8 games. Some terrier like defending by all eleven men at times helped Kaledor on their way to all three points.
This was not a pretty game to watch; It was a physical battle out there, with the referee perhaps being a little too generous much of the time with many heavy tackles flying in. Sir Kay was outstanding once again, with his superb ball-winning skills, effective passing, and box to box running. Sir Tristram was back to his best on the left, and proved to be Kaledor’s most effective creative weapon in their arsenal. He was able to weave his tapestry of skills and produce some brutal long range efforts.
The Kaledorian crowd were vocal throughout proceedings, and the atmosphere was terrific. It was like a home match at times. The ball was in the air for much of the early stages, and the first real threat at goal came from Pugh with a goalmouth scramble after 8 minutes. Kaledor responded on 12 minutes when Sir Safir’s free kick found Sir Tarquine, who turned sharply and got a good shot on target. A few moments later Pugh broke on the counter-attack and forced goalkeeper Sir Gawain to tip a powerful shot over the bar.
Pugh were proving a handful in the air, winning many headers during the game. There was an energetic contest in the middle of the park as well with both sides proving themselves equals.
Around the half hour mark, Kaledor had some good quality pressure and soon started to overrun their opponents. A goal did look on the cards, and it came after 38 minutes. A fine pass fell to Sir Tarquine on the edge of the area, and he coolly measured a composed lob shot to leave the opposing keeper stranded as the ball dropped into the net. As Sir Tarquine received his colleagues' admiration, their supporters went naturally ecstatic, and remained in good voice thereafter.
Pugh tried to come back before half time, but failed to penetrate the Knights defensive wall. Kaledor didn't create much in the way of direct chances in the second half, but Sir Tarquine held the ball up well, and ran tirelessly for the cause. He and Sir Tristram shared some good passing early after the restart, but no chance followed.
Pugh gave it their all but for the most part they were forced to shoot from distance. The most threatening moments came from free kicks on the edge of the area, and one or two scrambles in the six yard box. The Knights held on to their slender advantage magnificently. They shored up later on by putting on more defensive players and adopting a 5-4-1 formation.
Towards the end of the game, Sir Lucan did have a good scoring opportunity from outside the area, but he hit well over the target. In the closing minute, Pugh had a super shot from 25 yards that just grazed the top of the bar, with the keeper helplessly looking on. After some agonising extra minutes of play, the final whistle was blown, and the celebrations started in earnest.
The Knights will reach the half-way point of the qualifiers in their next match when they host Thatius. Kaledor know they won’t go into the tie as favourites but will be buoyed by their current form and Thatius’s poor start to the campaign.

Sir Tarquine – 38 Minutes


Sir Gawain 7
Sir Percival 6
Sir Bors 7
Sir Tor 7
Sir Bedivere 6
Sir Lucan 6
Sir Kay 7 (Sir Lot 6)
Sir Safir 6 (Sir Gaheris 6)
Sir Galahad 6
Sir Tristram 7 (Sir Elyan 7)
Sir Tarquine 8


Sir Tarquine
The frontman did a great job throughout the entire 90 minutes. He worked his socks off up front, running himself into the ground.


Shots: 10 - 12
Shots On Target: 7 - 7
Corner Kicks: 4 – 5
Bookings: 1 – 1
Sent Off: 0 – 0
Possession: 47% - 53%

Group News
Milchama still lead the group after a 3-0 win over Patricant, But Mytannion are still within a point of them after they took victory as well 2-0 at The Royal Kingdom of Quebec. Elsewhere West Guiana got a fantastic 3-1 win at Thatius, while New Ecopia recorded a 2-0 success at Timfen.

   Group 16                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Milchama 8 7 0 1 24 8 +16 21
2 Mytannion 8 6 2 0 19 4 +15 20
3 West Guiana 8 4 3 1 15 6 +9 15
4 Kaledor 8 4 2 2 9 9 0 14
5 New Ecopia 8 4 1 3 13 12 +1 13
6 Timfen 8 3 1 4 7 13 −6 10
7 Thatius 8 3 1 4 15 17 −2 10
8 Patricant 8 1 2 5 9 18 −9 5
9 TRK of Quebec 8 1 0 7 12 25 −13 3
10 Pugh 8 0 2 6 6 17 −11 2
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Boring Paradise » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:05 pm

OOC: I am in a rush for this RP. Came on too late.

December 27th: 3-3 Khytenna (A)
December 30th: 3-2 Sicoutimont (A)
December 31st: 2-3 Equestrian States (H)


MD1: 2-0 Secundus Kasius (H)
MD2: 4-2 Free Swiss States (A)
MD3: 1-0 Wight (H)
MD4: 2-1 Amelio (A)
MD5: 4-3 Octinstine (H)
MD6: 3-3 Slembana (A)
MD7: 1-1 Nation M (H)
MD8: 2-0 Cowardly Pacifists (H)
MD9: New Montreal States (A) Lose


Mid Qual (H): Free South Califas


MD10: Secundus Kasius (A) Win
MD11: Free Swiss States (H) Win
MD12: Wight (A) Lose
MD13: Amelio (H) Win
MD14: Octinstine (A) Draw
MD15: Slembana (H) Win
MD16: Nation M (A) Win
MD17: Cowardly Pacifists (A) Win
MD18: New Montreal States (H) Draw
Already  - 6-2-0 - 20/24 points
Exspected (That are Left) - 6-2-2 - 20/30 Points


Group 18 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 New Montreal States 8 6 2 0 22 9 +13 20
2 Boring Paradise 8 6 2 0 19 10 +9 20
3 Wight 8 5 2 1 17 6 +11 17
4 Octinstine 8 4 2 2 18 12 +6 14
5 Secundus Kasius 8 3 1 4 12 12 0 10
6 Slembana 8 3 1 4 20 26 −6 10
7 Nation M 8 2 2 4 13 17 −4 8
8 Cowardly Pacifists 8 1 3 4 2 9 −7 6
9 Free Swiss States 8 1 2 5 8 16 −8 5
10 Amelio 8 0 1 7 4 18 −14 1

Previously
Location: Paradisia Airport, NS World Terminal, Boring Paradise, Rushmore


Luke Homewood: The match did was very good against Cowardly Pacifists. Another win comes back to us and now we are still third as New Montreal States thrashed the Puny Slembana 6-3. This was a second home match in a row at home. Drawing the home match against Nation M, gave New Montreal States a chance to go ahead, but as they drew on that day we were still separated by Goal Difference.

Gary Hughes: Wight are coming with a bang now. With that draw against Nation M and Slembana. Wight have chance to climb up. They are now three points behind the top two and we were the first and only team to defeat Wight in this group so far.

Cameron Clark: The goalscorers were, Raiyaan Malik on the 31st minute and Sameer Jaklim on the 63rd minute

Luke Homewood: Three people from the team got yellow cards, Miguel Cruz, Lynn Hubbard and Salvador Lynch and for our team Daniel Jones got injured and John Alklani got a yellow card in that match.

Cameron Clark: There were no red cards in that game.

Gary Hughes: Now for the goal moments. In the 31st minute came a good ball from Kevin Harris after they all came back from rest and are back on the field. The ball which was in the air came down into Raiyaan Malik's feet. He was clear and was able to shoot from the same distance from the penalty box. In the 63rd minute came a goal by Sameer Jaklim. With a great through-ball from Hishaam Ali made a great chanc for Sameer Jaklim to score as the defenders were to busy marking.
The Paradisian Empire contains the Center, Boring Paradise, and the loyal countries that have sworn allegiance.

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WWISC 2 Runners Up
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Friendly Cup X (3rd Place)
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Postby Svengarda » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:21 pm

Somewhere in between Spit and Campus
Wight

The 4x4 cruised along the road at a steady pace. Not too quick, as the random sharp bends would lead the car to drive through the flimsy metal barriers and plunge into the choppy grey seas. The ever-present fog had lifted for the afternoon and they had been able to see out to sea. There wasn't much to see, but better than the wall of grey mist. The journey to The Leache was a short one, but Ransu had isntructed Kirt to take a long route round, arriving in the town from Campus. It might throw the agents of the trial.

The road got steeper and windier, as it climbed into the hills towards Campus. Kirt had to take more care, go slower as they moved further on. After several minutes of careful driving, they came to a draconian bridge; its heavy metal bars holding the narrow concrete strip over a deep ravine. There was no-one else around, so Kirt pulled the car over into a lay-by.

"We've still got time to go, so I'm just gonna take a break. There's food in the boot, and some beers in the cool box"

Kirt got out of the car and stretched his arms, before walking down along the road to the cliff-edge which the road bent so precariously round. Soon Ransu joined him. Their breath was visible as the temperature had dropped as they rose up the mountains.

"Look where we are" said Ransu, gesturing down into the valley beneath. It was a barren valley, with a few scattered buildings and a large heard of cows at the far end. At least that's what it looked like.

Kirt smiled. They'd somehow escaped the entire Helsingborg Police Force, got onto the first plane and disappeared into this beautiful country.

"Imagine this place with sun" joked Kirt

"I'd live here for my entire life" replied Ransu

"Where's Finn?"

"He's asleep. Beer?"

"I shouldn't, but all right"

Ransu returned to the car and opened to boot. He opened the top of the bright red plastic box and took out two bottles of the Wightling beer from it. He chucked one to Kirt and they enjoyed them in the serenity of the silent mountains.

But that silence did not last long, the hum of an engine could be heard coming up the road. Ransu thought nothing of it and discarded the empty beer can to the side of the car. He walked back to the car when the car which the engine belonged to hove into view. It was a shiny, sleek sports car, with two occupants. It too pulled into the lay-by and the driver stepped out. He was a young man, about 25, with neatly combed brown hair. The other occupant of the car was presumeably his wife or girlfriend, but she remained in the car. He approached Ransu with a warm smile

"excuse me sir, but do you know the way to Mudless Copse?" he asked in an innocent enough tone

"I'm sorry mate, I'm clueless as it is. I'm foreign you see"

"So are we"

"Is that so? What brings you so far up here?"

"Well that's the point. We tried getting to Mudless Copse, but we must have taken a wrong turning somewhere."

"We're going to Campus, follow us"

"Thanks"

The man turned and returned to his car, as Ransu and Kirt did to theirs. Finn had stirred from his slumber, and was checking the assault rifles which they'd kindly purchased off the exiled Leorudan's in Spit. There were four of the weapons, as well as another handgun to go with the two they already had. They were equipped to take on all comers, none less than the SIA.

They continued on their winding journey, with the couple in tow. They neared Campus as the sun began to set. They'd wasted a lot of time, they'd have to spend the night in Campus. They tracked through the mountains, and had just navigated a particularly dodgy turn, when Kirt looked in the wing mirror to check on the couple. The woman was waving her arms, and pointing behind her.

What's she doing? he thought

Suddenly, from nowhere, the SIA car burst from behind them, overtaking both of them.

"Shit" murmured Kirt. "Finn, Ransu, grab a gun. We're in for a bumpy ride"

Finn wound down the rear window and stuck the barrel of the gun out. Ransu did the same. Kirt picked up a handgun and wound down his window. The car was still in the oncoming lane, but he could see a man in the back seat preparing a weapon

"Take them out"

The popping of the bullets first came from Ransu's assault rifle. The first volleys ricochetd of the framework of the car, but one or two bullets pierced the the glass. The SIA agents were obviously thrown by the fact that they had weapons, as the car swerved into their own lane. Kirt took the opportunity and he shifted the car into top gear. The large vehicle took some time to speed up, but soon they were level with the SIA. Finn shifted seats and fired directly at the passenger side window. It shattered instantly, and the driver took evasive action, driving across the path of the 4x4. Kirt slammed on the accelerator, crashing into the back right corner of the SIA car. The car was sent into a deadly spin, but the driver managed to right it under a hail of bullets. All the windows were shattered, and the man in the passenger seat was nursing a shrapnel wound. Thenm to Kirt's horror, he heard the tell-tale pop of a blown tire, and he looked up to see the smirking face of a agent calmly reloading his pistol. Anger filled Kirt, and he pointed his pistol out the window, aiming for the agent who'd blown the tires.

He fired off the entire clip within seconds, a left only a few marks on the white seat of the car. Kirt steered the car into the other car, sending grinding against the barrier. He could now clearly see the man in the passenger. He had a brainwave.

"Finn" he shouted over the noise "do we have any beers left?"

"Why? Yes, but why?"

"Just pass it, and that box of screws"

Kirt pulled away and accelerated. He recieved the two items from Finn, who was firing out of the now open rear window. He opened the three remaining beers and poured the screws into them. Then, he carefully re-sealed them, using a technique he'd learned at college. He then shook furiously. This would only work if he was an accurate enough shot, but he trusted himself. He slowed to level with the car, and under the few the cover of Finn's gunfire, he tossed the can with his left and instantly began to fire his handgun.

He missed. The can hit the road and exploded behind the the SIA car. He tried the second one, but still he couldn't time it. The third one had to work. The injured Agent was getting back his strenght, and Finn and Ransu were running out of bullets. It had to work. He closed his eyes and breathed, blocking out all noise around him. He thought of his girlfriend, and everything he left behind in Helsingborg. He'd put everything on the line with this art theft. He never thought he could pull it, it was just a glorious way to die. But here he was, in Wight, chucking cans of screws at cars. He threw it up into the now driving rain, and fired off another clip.

The bullet must have clipped the car, because it took a few seconds for the can to explode. Those few seconds were perfect, as it detonated just above the windshield of the car. It collapsed like water, and the driver instantly lost control of the car, sending it careering across the road. It struck the barricade dividing the road and the side of the hill and flipped over it. It rolled several times down the hill as Kirt and co. sped off along the road towards Campus...
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Postby The Inevitable Syndicate » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:22 pm

(OOC: My apologies for lack of decent RP, especially in my game against Lalo Limahina - I've had exams. RL > NS, and all that. Hope you understand.)


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Syndicatians Slammed by Vilita - Is there any chance of qualifying?
Fligsive, THE INEVITABLE SYNDICATE---- The Syndicatians invited a tiger to tea, or at the very least a group of Jungle Cats. Vilita, a place that many Syndicatians love for it's tropical climate and good food, sent it's national football team to play the 8th game of this World Cup.

The first half started with the Vilitans winning the toss, and we could already see an impressive display from the opposing team. Fantastic passing, good defence, and brilliant camaraderie wowed the Syndicatians, but that didn't make them complacent, as our defence prevented any goals from being scored in the first half.

The second half was a little different, of course. As often happens when playing the 6th best team in the world, a goal was conceded in the 63rd minute to Lita Adjei. A brilliant shot pinged against the goalpost and into the net. This was curtains to the Syndicate, as the Vilitan defence was impenetrable, and we scored no goals. The final whistle sealed our loss.

The Inevitable Syndicate
:: Goalscorers ::
:: N/A None.
Vilita
:: Goalscorers ::
:: 63' Lita Adjei

Next up, the Syndicate play Asteran. After this game, we will have played every team, and we will play all the teams again. Here's hoping we can beat Farfadillis again, and maybe beat Lalo Limahina and Cyborg Holland.

Joel McCardy
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The Inevitable Syndicate - Host of World Cup 66 with Audioslavia
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