The climate alarmists are trying to get children to abandon their education across the world as part of what they call the "school strike for the climate" - in fact a plot by anarchists, communists, and eco-terrorists to destroy democracy, the state, and society itself, as the Carlosian professor Jordan de Molinar has shown. This has already happened in many countries, and now it is happening in Munkchester. And I will not stand for it.
This morning, the Munkcestrian Republic adopted new laws banning the tool of anarchists, communists, and eco-terrorists that is climate alarmism. Spreading the lie that extreme anthropogenic climate change is happening may result in a fine of up to $500,000 and a prison term of up to five years. Polls show that an overwhelming majority of the Munkcestrian electorate supports these laws and punishments.
I urge all governments to follow our example before it is too late.
George Fenwick
Lord President