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Postby Drongonia » Wed May 15, 2019 7:20 pm

Very strange. I couldn't really imagine any other country doing it... but does that make it a bad idea? No, I suppose not.

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Postby Borovan entered the region as he » Wed May 15, 2019 7:22 pm

I dunt even lik McDonald's

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Postby Des-Bal » Wed May 15, 2019 7:23 pm

Drongonia wrote:Very strange. I couldn't really imagine any other country doing it... but does that make it a bad idea? No, I suppose not.


I don't think most other coutnries have a chain with the kind of penetration McDonalds has.
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Postby Des-Bal » Wed May 15, 2019 7:24 pm

Borovan entered the region as he wrote:I dunt even lik McDonald's


Nobody does. You eat McDonalds because you're drunk, sad, or a child.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed May 15, 2019 7:30 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:Sounds like something that would happen in NS World.

Maybe the Ambassador has been addressing NS issues
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Postby Longweather » Wed May 15, 2019 8:13 pm

This is one of the more American things I've seen and I've seen a Blackhawk in front of a massive American flag while "America, Fuck Yeah!" was playing.

Best part of this is that the tourists will get the opportunity to enjoy better McDonald's than we have back in the States.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu May 16, 2019 1:41 am

Why am I not surprised?
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Postby Page » Thu May 16, 2019 1:54 am

Well, at the least it doesn't seem like it would cause any harm, and it might help someone down the line, so sure, go for it.
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Postby Risottia » Thu May 16, 2019 2:56 am

Shrillland wrote:Personally, I think it's strange and kind of silly...and a really good idea. A lot of tourists or travellers can't reach their country's consulates or embassies when they need to, so making connections through institutions that are well known as part of that country could actually make things easier.

What do you think, NSG?


Exactly what makes you think that Mario Bauer, a 23-year-old Austrian flipping burgers at a McD in Lienz, can speak any other language than German?
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Postby The Grims » Thu May 16, 2019 3:20 am

can you do this through the ordering machines or would you actually need to speak German with an employee ?

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Postby Kannap » Thu May 16, 2019 7:23 am

Purgatio wrote:If average Americans who need help getting a new passport or registering an overseas birth go straight to a McDonalds rather than a US embassy or consulate...that honestly paints a wholly unflattering picture of the American psyche, mentality and gross inclinations.


I think the general idea is if its unsafe for somebody to access the embassy, McDonalds is much more discreet.
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Postby The Grims » Thu May 16, 2019 8:49 am

Kannap wrote:
Purgatio wrote:If average Americans who need help getting a new passport or registering an overseas birth go straight to a McDonalds rather than a US embassy or consulate...that honestly paints a wholly unflattering picture of the American psyche, mentality and gross inclinations.


I think the general idea is if its unsafe for somebody to access the embassy, McDonalds is much more discreet.

And manned by non-Americans.

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Postby Shrillland » Thu May 16, 2019 10:15 am

The Grims wrote:
Kannap wrote:
I think the general idea is if its unsafe for somebody to access the embassy, McDonalds is much more discreet.

And manned by non-Americans.


Aye, but the article says that it will become part of their employee training.
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Postby The Grims » Thu May 16, 2019 10:51 am

Shrillland wrote:
The Grims wrote:And manned by non-Americans.


Aye, but the article says that it will become part of their employee training.


I am certain that a 20 year old foreign McDonalds burgerflipper will indeed be the safest person to go to if you dare not go to the consulate because he "had training".

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Postby Shrillland » Thu May 16, 2019 11:15 am

The Grims wrote:
Shrillland wrote:
Aye, but the article says that it will become part of their employee training.


I am certain that a 20 year old foreign McDonalds burgerflipper will indeed be the safest person to go to if you dare not go to the consulate because he "had training".


It's not really because it would be too dangerous to go, it's meant for people who can't contact it because its closed for the day or they can't get to Vienna.
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Postby Scomagia » Thu May 16, 2019 11:53 am

Risottia wrote:
Shrillland wrote:Personally, I think it's strange and kind of silly...and a really good idea. A lot of tourists or travellers can't reach their country's consulates or embassies when they need to, so making connections through institutions that are well known as part of that country could actually make things easier.

What do you think, NSG?


Exactly what makes you think that Mario Bauer, a 23-year-old Austrian flipping burgers at a McD in Lienz, can speak any other language than German?

It's not unlikely at all that Mario speaks some English, enough to put the person in contact with the Embassy. It's even less likely that none of the employees speaks English. English is a part of a lot of countries secondary education, what with it being the international language of business and diplomacy and all.
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Postby Scomagia » Thu May 16, 2019 11:55 am

Shrillland wrote:
The Grims wrote:
I am certain that a 20 year old foreign McDonalds burgerflipper will indeed be the safest person to go to if you dare not go to the consulate because he "had training".


It's not really because it would be too dangerous to go, it's meant for people who can't contact it because its closed for the day or they can't get to Vienna.

Or you got mugged or something or got lost in a foreign city...there's lots of reasons this isn't a bad idea.
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Postby Andsed » Thu May 16, 2019 11:59 am

Scomagia wrote:
Risottia wrote:
Exactly what makes you think that Mario Bauer, a 23-year-old Austrian flipping burgers at a McD in Lienz, can speak any other language than German?

It's not unlikely at all that Mario speaks some English, enough to put the person in contact with the Embassy. It's even less likely that none of the employees speaks English. English is a part of a lot of countries secondary education, what with it being the international language of business and diplomacy and all.

Also it is not unlikely that the embassy staff can speak some German. I mean they are working in Germany and all.
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Postby Shrillland » Thu May 16, 2019 12:16 pm

Andsed wrote:
Scomagia wrote:It's not unlikely at all that Mario speaks some English, enough to put the person in contact with the Embassy. It's even less likely that none of the employees speaks English. English is a part of a lot of countries secondary education, what with it being the international language of business and diplomacy and all.

Also it is not unlikely that the embassy staff can speak some German. I mean they are working in Germany and all.


Austria, actually....don't ever let an Austrian catch you confusing them with Germany, they really don't like that.
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Postby The Grims » Thu May 16, 2019 12:21 pm

Shrillland wrote:
The Grims wrote:
I am certain that a 20 year old foreign McDonalds burgerflipper will indeed be the safest person to go to if you dare not go to the consulate because he "had training".


It's not really because it would be too dangerous to go, it's meant for people who can't contact it because its closed for the day or they can't get to Vienna.


My response was to someone who suggested that the golden arches would be safer than an embassy.

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Postby Loben The 2nd » Thu May 16, 2019 12:22 pm

The Grims wrote:
Shrillland wrote:
It's not really because it would be too dangerous to go, it's meant for people who can't contact it because its closed for the day or they can't get to Vienna.


My response was to someone who suggested that the golden arches would be safer than an embassy.


Depends, if all McDonald’s are now technically US soil, does that mean there’s an armory in the basement?
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Postby Shrillland » Thu May 16, 2019 12:25 pm

Loben The 2nd wrote:
The Grims wrote:
My response was to someone who suggested that the golden arches would be safer than an embassy.


Depends, if all McDonald’s are now technically US soil, does that mean there’s an armory in the basement?


Probably not. Otherwise, we'd see a new firearm called the Arch Deluxe simply so people would actually respect it this time around.
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Thu May 16, 2019 12:26 pm

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Postby Gormwood » Thu May 16, 2019 12:30 pm

It's a reflection of American tourism that in a foreign land with foreign culture, the first place they think of going to is a franchise of an American fast food dive.
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Postby Andsed » Thu May 16, 2019 1:02 pm

Shrillland wrote:
Andsed wrote:Also it is not unlikely that the embassy staff can speak some German. I mean they are working in Germany and all.


Austria, actually....don't ever let an Austrian catch you confusing them with Germany, they really don't like that.

Thanks for the correction.
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