Bears Armed wrote:#1221Man of the People
The Issue
Junior Culture Minister @@RANDOMNAME1@@ is thirty years your senior, but @@HE@@’s always had a twinkle in @@HIS@@ eye, a love of showmanship, and a certain lightness of step. It was therefore less surprising than it might have been when @@HE@@ declared that @@HE@@ had been approached to be a contestant in the hit reality TV show Celebrity Jungle Idol Dancing Factor. Mindful that @@HIS@@ actions reflect on your government, @@HE@@’s asking your permission to go ahead with this.
The Debate
1. “I see this as a great opportunity to get viewers interested in politics!” @@HE@@ says, adjusting the crotch of @@HIS@@ sequinned leotard. “The viewing and voting public adore this show, and my going on there would be great for political engagement, great for government popularity and — I admit — great for the sales of my upcoming memoirs. It’s just a bit of fun... You wouldn’t begrudge me that, would you?”
2. “No, no, and thrice no! Have we lost all sense of decorum?” asks Party Whip @@RANDOMNAME2@@, trembling visibly at the thought of it all. “The mindless mob will mock us! This will undermine respect for the government and for your leadership! Frankly, this nation needs a better class of television programmes. Perhaps you could use tax incentives and subsidies to persuade the TV stations to stop running this lowbrow trash, and instead have an uplifting schedule of operettas, ballets, educational documentaries and the like? We’d be a culturally and mentally richer nation for it.”
3. “We absolutely should let my honourable colleague make a fool of @@HIM@@self,” says @@RANDOMNAME3@@, your Minister of Spin. “In fact, we should make a point of directing our politicians to feature in mindless lowbrow drivel like this as often as possible. When the masses are laughing at us they won’t notice as we tighten our grip on the country. Laughter breeds complacency, and complacency opens the door to control.”
That's "as received": I didn't check to see whether there were actually any other options.
I got 3 totally different names, even options 2 and 3 had a different gender. So far the numbering is correct, internal 0, 1, 2.
As for the many @@HE@@ and alike, it seems plausible the first Minister is always male, but that would need to be checked in the proposed issue.