Also, my deepest apologies to all Scandinavians everywhere!
[TITLE] Fishy Going-ons
[DESCRIPTION] The football World Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send him to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] police spend hours interrogating parrots
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] this year's phenomenon in @@NAME@@ is a psychic ant colony
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[DESCRIPTION] The football World Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send him to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] police spend hours interrogating parrots
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] this year's phenomenon in @@NAME@@ is a psychic ant colony
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[TITLE] Fishy Going-ons
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] police spend hours interrogating parrots
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] this year's phenomenon in @@NAME@@ is a psychic ant colony
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] police spend hours interrogating parrots
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] this year's phenomenon in @@NAME@@ is a psychic ant colony
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[TITLE] Fishy Goings-on
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughter house
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughter house
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to predict our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can predict their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[TITLE] Fishy Goings-on
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday and national pride was hurt, when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," fumes @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughter house
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to dictate our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can anticipate their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[OR] military chiefs are confident of extra funding in this year's budget
[DESCRIPTION] The International Football Federation Global Cup is in full swing and @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere have been delighted by the psychic abilities of Pepe the porpoise, an animal oracle resident at @@CAPITAL@@ zoo, who has correctly predicted all but one of every game played so far. However, controversy arose yesterday and national pride was hurt, when the animal chose @@NAME@@ to lose against Skandilund in the quarter-final.
[VALIDITY] must allow prosports must allow zoos
[OPTION] "There's only one thing to do with this treasonous aquatic mammal," fumes @@RANDOMNAME@@, your most patriotic advisor. "Send it to the nearest Dàguó restaurant and let's all treat ourselves to some sushi tonight. How dare that porpoise think that @@NAME@@ could possibly lose to a bunch of sauna-loving, herring-eating liberals who spend half the year in total sunlight and the other half in complete darkness? Ban all animal oracles in the future, so we don't send bad luck to our already superstitious footballers."
[EFFECT] roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughter house
[FLAG] reverses vegetarianism policy
[OPTION] "Oh, come now, it's just a bit of fun," says your secretary. "Pepe has already got one prediction wrong, who's to say he's not going to be wrong about the Skandilund match? These animal oracles provide an entertaining side show to the action on the pitch, and people love them. We should encourage all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to see if their pets have psychic abilities before every major sporting tournament and award a prize to the best of them."
[EFFECT] dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive
[OPTION] "I have a better idea with what we can do with this animal," declares General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Chief of Staff. "If Pepe is truly psychic, then we should use him to dictate our military strategies. We can put the flag of our adversaries in his pool to see if we should bomb them or not, or pictures of a boat and a plane to see if we should go with an airborne or a naval assault. Our enemies won't understand how we can anticipate their every move!"
[EFFECT] the military budget has seen an increase in the demand for fish
[OR] military chiefs are confident of extra funding in this year's budget