If you were a mod...

by **The Corparation** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:27 pm

Cromarty wrote:
Tiami wrote:You know, I was asking myself about 25 minutes ago when I realized you disappeared a few days ago.. What happened?!?!

I was logged into my youtube account and so didn't come across an age restriction thing for a vid. Linked vid on NS. Vid reported. Vid ruled not pg13. Deat.

Meh. I've resolved to modify my posting behaviour on this site in light of this.

Wait that was it? What was the video even of?

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:27 pm

Tiami wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Which is why I had to ban you. Gods, keep up.

Is there some kind a God inquisition or something?

No. I just wanted to make my own sandwich.

Also, I'd eliminate the International Incidents forum, lean back in my chair, and giggle. Evilly.

by **Tiami** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:27 pm

I could also be that super evil and corrupt mod that everyone knows I could be.

by **Cromarty** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:28 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Cromarty wrote:I was logged into my youtube account and so didn't come across an age restriction thing for a vid. Linked vid on NS. Vid reported. Vid ruled not pg13. Deat.

Meh. I've resolved to modify my posting behaviour on this site in light of this.

Wait that was it? What was the video even of?

TC is mod plant to get me DoS

will tg you

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:28 pm

Tiami wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Which is why I had to ban you. Gods, keep up.

Is there some kind a God inquisition or something?

Yes. Did you expect the Inquisition?

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:29 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Tiami wrote:Is there some kind a God inquisition or something?

Yes. Did you expect the Inquisition?

Was it Spanish?

by **Lackadaisical2** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Yes. Did you expect the Inquisition?

Was it Spanish?

Obviously not, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:59 pm

Katganistan wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
You are dyed in what?

Okay, let's disregard the fact that I ought to be asleep right now to catch a flight in the morning btw. But I was browsing this anonymously(ie. not logged in) and this comment was too good to pass up.

Here you go, your magnificent wooliness!

I'm aware of the meaning

by **Tiami** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:59 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Tiami wrote:Is there some kind a God inquisition or something?

Yes. Did you expect the Inquisition?

No, I did not.

by **Reeso Marinya** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:03 pm

A forum mod.!

by **Malshan** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tiami wrote:Is there some kind a God inquisition or something?

No. I just wanted to make my own sandwich.

Also, I'd eliminate the International Incidents forum, lean back in my chair, and giggle. Evilly.

Any giggle that you giggle would be giggled evilly indeed.

by **Esternial** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:06 pm

Forum mod would be the best possible option.

But I don't really think I'll ever become a mod. But maybe Sedge might make me a mod for five minutes just to screw with me...

by **Keronians** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:07 pm

Forum mod.

by **Esternial** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:10 pm

I just realized that I could also fit the position of Technical or Site admin, if my knowledge of Python were to suffice for this forum, which...isn't encoded in Python.

by **Condunum** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:26 pm

*Clears throat* Well, were I to be a mod... *ramble ramble* And in conclusion, you're all fucked. Now, give me my DEAT gun, bitchez.

On a more serious note, I guess forum mod. Trolls are funny sometimes, especially when they cry foul. Although, this is assuming I'm even qualified for the job.

by **Kiskaanak** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:53 pm

Fischistan wrote:If you were a mod, which type would you be? I would be a senior issues editor, cause they get to use most of their time for issues, and don't have to do too much on the forums.

If I were a mod, I would be a 'capricious and hypocrticial' mod. I would lock people's threads and then lie about having warned them via telegram, when actually said telegram was a notice of the lock. I would childishly editorialise about how people should 'get blogs' and 'stop talking about sex ewww' and I would make snippy comments about them as people. I would immediately lock the thread so that no one could answer back, because getting the last word is super important. Then when people complain in Moderation I would continue to insult them and deny there is any possibility I have made a frivolous and unfair ruling. To stop them from bothering me further, I'd lock the thread after making just one last snarky comment.

In short, when I grow up I want to be DLN.

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:54 pm

Kiskaanak wrote:If I were a mod, I would be a 'capricious and hypocrticial' mod. I would lock people's threads and then lie about having warned them via telegram, when actually said telegram was a notice of the lock. I would childishly editorialise about how people should 'get blogs' and 'stop talking about sex ewww' and I would make snippy comments about them as people. I would immediately lock the thread so that no one could answer back, because getting the last word is super important. Then when people complain in Moderation I would continue to insult them and deny there is any possibility I have made a frivolous and unfair ruling. To stop them from bothering me further, I'd lock the thread after making just one last snarky comment.

In short, when I grow up I want to be DLN.

Oooh, what a rebel!

by **Kiskaanak** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:57 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Oooh, what a rebel!

I don't think there is much doubt that she is the single worst mod this forum has had. Like, ever. I mean, Melkor has made some very questionable rulings, but he at least hasn't been as pointlessly insulting and totally lacking in neutrality.

Maybe you like that sort of thing though. Wouldn't surprise me.

by **PrncssOfCuddles** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:58 pm

Kiskaanak wrote:
Fischistan wrote:If you were a mod, which type would you be? I would be a senior issues editor, cause they get to use most of their time for issues, and don't have to do too much on the forums.

If I were a mod, I would be a 'capricious and hypocrticial' mod. I would lock people's threads and then lie about having warned them via telegram, when actually said telegram was a notice of the lock. I would childishly editorialise about how people should 'get blogs' and 'stop talking about sex ewww' and I would make snippy comments about them as people. I would immediately lock the thread so that no one could answer back, because getting the last word is super important. Then when people complain in Moderation I would continue to insult them and deny there is any possibility I have made a frivolous and unfair ruling. To stop them from bothering me further, I'd lock the thread after making just one last snarky comment.

In short, when I grow up I want to be DLN.

I doubt you could manage to be as sexy as DLN inexpLICKABLEy is

by **Malshan** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Kiskaanak wrote:
Fischistan wrote:If you were a mod, which type would you be? I would be a senior issues editor, cause they get to use most of their time for issues, and don't have to do too much on the forums.

If I were a mod, I would be a 'capricious and hypocrticial' mod. I would lock people's threads and then lie about having warned them via telegram, when actually said telegram was a notice of the lock. I would childishly editorialise about how people should 'get blogs' and 'stop talking about sex ewww' and I would make snippy comments about them as people. I would immediately lock the thread so that no one could answer back, because getting the last word is super important. Then when people complain in Moderation I would continue to insult them and deny there is any possibility I have made a frivolous and unfair ruling. To stop them from bothering me further, I'd lock the thread after making just one last snarky comment.

In short, when I grow up I want to be DLN.

I sense some Father figure issues here that are being displacd upon the mods...

Anyway, I'd be a roleplay mentor. Much more fun than wielding the banhammers.

by **Conserative Morality** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Kiskaanak wrote:I don't think there is much doubt that she is the single worst mod this forum has had. Like, ever. I mean, Melkor has made some very questionable rulings, but he at least hasn't been as pointlessly insulting and totally lacking in neutrality.

Maybe you like that sort of thing though. Wouldn't surprise me.

I find it a little odd that I'm the teenager, and yet you're the one ranting against the systems without any serious justification, where everything is "Like, the worst ever".

It seems a strange reversal to my eyes.

by **Esternial** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:02 pm

Kiskaanak wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Oooh, what a rebel!

I don't think there is much doubt that she is the single worst mod this forum has had. Like, ever. I mean, Melkor has made some very questionable rulings, but he at least hasn't been as pointlessly insulting and totally lacking in neutrality.

Maybe you like that sort of thing though. Wouldn't surprise me.

I wasn't informed this was a thread to voice your complaints...

Oh...that's because this isn't. But it's good blogging material.

by **GothicLust** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:05 pm

If I was a mod I would ban everyone with an IQ under 120 and I would relegate half of the rest of the forum to a subforum where I would abuse them regularly.

While I was alone I would picspam myself many times in all the threads I started to talk to myself about politics.

by **Esternial** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:07 pm

GothicLust wrote:If I was a mod I would ban everyone with an IQ under 120 and I would relegate half of the rest of the forum to a subforum where I would abuse them regularly.

While I was alone I would picspam myself many times in all the threads I started to talk to myself about politics.

What would stop me from lying about my IQ?

I found a flaw in your flawless plan! Victory be mine!

by **South East Europe** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:08 pm

I'd deal with the people who violate the rules on a daily basis and get away with it.

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