Well, sigh, let's see what happens.
Unolian Championship League
Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Unolia Revolutionaries 18 11 3 4 500 486 +14 36 WCHC; Unolia Championship Series
2 Springland Hornets 18 10 1 7 516 485 +31 31 Qualifier Series; Unolia Championship Series
3 Berrycroft HC 18 9 2 7 487 471 +16 29 Qualifier Series; Unolia Championship Series
4 Brookopolis Ferry 18 9 1 8 505 481 +24 28
5 Stockaire Zenith 18 9 1 8 484 476 +8 28
6 Salemgrove Chargers 18 8 1 9 459 494 −35 25
7 Bradburgh Buffalos 18 8 0 10 487 519 −32 24
8 Plaincroll HU 18 7 2 9 498 480 +18 23
9 Waterford HU 18 7 1 10 489 498 −9 22 Relegation
10 North Beckistan Ruptures 18 6 0 12 475 510 −35 18 Relegation
Unolian Handball League One
Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Waterford Jets 18 11 2 5 488 461 +27 35 Promotion; WCHC; UCS
2 Chesterdale Fortsguards 18 10 2 6 483 476 +7 32 Promotion; Qualifier Series; UCS
3 Grantwillow Mockingbirds 18 10 1 7 490 495 −5 31 Qualifier Series; UCS
4 Elmtown HU 18 9 3 6 485 472 +13 30
5 South Beckistan HU 18 9 2 7 502 481 +21 29
6 Kingsings Blues 18 8 3 7 485 478 +7 27
7 Oarapple Navy 18 7 2 9 488 483 +5 23
8 Brookopolis Lighthouses 18 7 1 10 471 490 −19 22
9 Fortvania HU 18 6 2 10 472 490 −18 20 Relegation
10 Perryslayne Union 18 3 2 13 464 502 −38 11 Relegation
Unolian Handball League Two:
Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Cloverwillow HC 18 12 2 4 509 460 +49 38 Promotion; WCHC; UCS
2 Harrisvale Minutemen 18 10 4 4 479 460 +19 34 Promotion: Qualifier Series; UCS
3 Montway HC 18 11 0 7 489 457 +32 33 Qualifier Series; UCS
4 Unolia Vanguards 18 9 2 7 484 479 +5 29
5 Wellwich Nationals 18 9 1 8 491 486 +5 28
6 Millfield Farmers 18 7 1 10 486 505 −19 22
7 Layneing HU 18 6 3 9 467 488 −21 21
8 Jyunghill Lions 18 6 2 10 465 479 −14 20
9 Amespark HC 18 6 1 11 474 501 −27 19
10 Ferryford Fighters 18 4 4 10 471 500 −29 16
WCHC Qualifiers for Unolia (JRU):
Unolia Revolutionaries; Waterford Jets; Cloverwillow HC; Harrisvale Minutemen