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I know it's similar to 538- @@LEADER@@, Let Your People Go but I'm hoping it's distinct enough. If you help me make it more distinct, it would be much appreciated
[title] Urination Invasion Provocation in the Nation
[desc] Whilst it's not uncommon for women in @@NAME@@ to mitigate the queue for the loo by entering the men's toilets,last week after several concerts for Motormouth where male audience members who typically outnumbered their female counterparts 50 to 1, started using the female toilets to avoid lingering in lines, caused mass protests about Motormouth fans being perverts. These protests, along with LGBTQIA+ activists, have brought the issue of gendered toilets to your desk
[validity] must allow transgender people, adults only, must allow protests
[option] "This is yet another reason why we need genderless bathrooms, sweety!" informs transgender LGBTIQA+ activist, Alex @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, applying lipstick to their beard. "You see, sweety, not only will us transgender folks be able to finally fully identify with our gender without anyone hassling us when peeing, but events which attract more women won’t have hundreds of unused men’s toilets and vice versa. It’s win-win for everyone!”
[effect] the toilet seat debate gives people the blues when using public loos
[option] "Are you insane?" asks @@RANDOMFEMALE@@, a noted right winged women’s rights and equality activist, handing you a statue of Venus. "Is it right for grown men to use the toilet next to little girls? Of course not! Men and women need their own private spaces. Prosecute those who use the wrong toilet! In fact, set up a special toilet police to prevent it from happening in the first place!”
[effect] 50% of public toilets in any given building have extremely long lines whilst the other 50% remain fairly unused
[option] "Or we could just place more urinals and troughs around the place!" suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, who repairs them and is wearing his pee soaked work uniform. "That way all the blokes will have somewhere to go if the ladies use our loos. Unless a bloke wants to drop a log in the bog when in public, but how often does that happen? My urinals and troughs are cheap and easy to clean. We build more troughs so that more blokes can pee at the same time, but in smaller spots, we'll use urinals so they can go anywhere so that we can go anywhere. Even here!" He installs a urinal in your office without any consideration for any females in it.
[effect] public urination is extremely common amongst women
