Option 1: "What a sad situation," he says after greeting you. "For far too long, money has been in the hands of nobody but the wealthy. We need to get this cash in the hands of people who need it most. By having monthly payouts, people can be more motivated to go out and be productive members of society. The marginalized will rely less on welfare, which would actually end up saving @@NATION@@ money. Funding it wouldn't be too much of an issue either, by increasing VAT on luxury resources. optimising our bureaucracy and a little bit of income tax on the top 1%, we can easily fund UBI. We need to move forward, for every @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@." He smiles smugly afterwards and hands you sheets of data.
Result: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ are shocked as the unemployed walk out with new boots
Policy UBI is implemented
Validity: Nation is feudal and has slavery/serfdom
Option 2a: "What poppycock!" says @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ de Silva, a wealthy noble, knocking Yin down and spitting the pits of rare Marche Noiran figs on him. "You're going to listen to this piece of the rabble who wants to give out free money to the underserving? Typical of the entitled proletariat. You know, I saved a family all by myself when I was just a youngin', and I didn't ask for nothin' in return! Whatever welfare system we have left, you should cut it. That way people would actually go out of their hovels, and I can have more serf- I mean, your citizens can work more and contribute to the economy." @@HE_1@@ spits again on Yin's body as he is dragged away by paramedics.
Result: In @@NATION@@, the bootstraps don't pull themselves
Validity: Nation is capitalist
Option 2b: "What poppycock!" says @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ de Silva, a @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ magnate, knocking Yin down and spitting the pits of rare Marche Noiran figs on him. "You're going to listen to this piece of the rabble who wants to give out free money to the underserving? Typical of the entitled proletariat. You know, I saved a family all by myself when I was just a youngin', and I didn't ask for nothin' in return! Whatever welfare system we have left, you should cut it. That way people would actually go out of their hovels, and I can have more serf- I mean, your citizens can work more and contribute to the economy." @@HE_1@@ spits again on Yin's body as he is dragged away by paramedics.
Result: In @@NATION@@, the bootstraps don't pull themselves
Validity: Nation is socialist
Option 2c: "What poppycock!" says @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ de Silva, your Minister of the Economy, knocking Yin down and spitting the pits of rare Marche Noiran figs on him. "You're going to listen to this man who wants to give out free money to the underserving? Typical - everyone knows the proletariat need to liberate themselves, not be helped up by the richy-rich. You know, I saved a family all by myself when I was just a youngin', and I didn't ask for nothin' in return! Whatever welfare system we have left, you should cut it. That way people would actually go out of their homes, and your citizens can work more and contribute to the economy." @@HE_1@@ spits again on Yin's body as he is dragged away by paramedics.
Result: In @@NATION@@, the bootstraps don't pull themselves
Option 3: "What a mean old @@MAN_1@@," mumbles A.J. Grossmund, the governor of the remote @@ANIMAL@@ Province, known for its @@majorindustry@@ visibly having a small allergic reaction. "People deserve to have a slice of the wealth that our nation produces, as after all they made it happen with their sweat and tears. That being said, those who didn't make that happen, such as delinquents, children, and-" - he whispers to your ear - "political dissidents, ought not to have this bounty. Create a monthly stipend, but make the money come from @@majorindustry@@'s revenue only and not from tax, and regulate who gets it."
Result: people who support @@LEADER@@'s party are mysteriously richer than those who don't
Option 4: "What's going on?" asks your niece, reaching for the bowl of candy on your desk. "Oh, yeah, free money! I remember sharing my toys to all my friends! I know you have many toys, so share them all with your friends! Drop them from the sky like rain instead of those warheads I always hear about on the news. And maybe even your enemies, too, so your 'embargo' can end and I can finally try those cute Brancalandian gummies!"
Result: The foreign aid boxes of @@NATION@@ is an iron heel that crushes anyone beneath them
Following a series of telegrams with The Sakhalinsk Empire, their current draft has been adopted and they are considered as a co writer.