Couldn't find an issue specifically on this (e.g., @@NAME@@ has banned alcohol, but now they end up violating some important traditions at events attended by foreigners), so here we go!
Draft 2
[description]@@NAME@@ hosted its first Formula 1 motorcar race last weekend, which was televised and drew over a billion viewers from all over the world. At the traditional podium ceremony, however, the spectacular champagne shower was replaced by the feeble fizz of seltzer spluttering from the bottles. The notable lack of champagne drew even more attention when the Skandilundian Formula 1 champion Matti Järvinen complained about it on TV.
[validity]alcohol is banned, organized sports are not banned, nation did not choose Option 6 for Issue #569
1. [option]"We have just made fools of ourselves in front of a billion viewers!" wails @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of International Prestige, rubbing @@HIS@@ temples. "Giving the Formula 1 pilots seltzer instead of champagne to celebrate? Whose idea was that? I am as much in favor of our alcohol ban as the next person, but violating international traditions that involve alcohol will not reflect well on us. I suggest we relax our restrictions a bit to allow alcohol in events attended by foreigners; for the sake of our reputation!"
[effect]sports fans are getting better at faking a Bigtopian accent
2. [option]"Ah, so this Järvinen guy will get to celebrate his victory with champagne, but we won't?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a national @@ANIMAL@@ball player, and crosses @@HIS@@ arms with a grunt. "All problems seen as the ills of alcohol actually stem from its excessive consumption, so if we put a quota on how much alcohol a person can drink each month, I'm sure we would all be fine. And me and my pals could finally celebrate our victories with some beer instead of pineapple juice, for Violet's sake!"
[effect]alcohol ration cards are highly desirable commodities on the black market
3. [option]"Ah, who's gonna deal with all those colc- culc, hic-, calculations of quotas?" yelps @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Taxation, and you suspect you smell some cheap wine on @@HIS@@ breath. "Think about all the tax revenue we are losing by not allowing alcohol. We can just lift the prohibition and put heavy taxes on alcoholic beverages, which could still serve as a disincentive." @@HE_3@@ passes out while rubbing @@HIS_3@@ thumb and fingers.
[effect]beer brewing kits are bestsellers on shopping websites
4. [option]"I can't believe what I am hearing!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Morality. "Why do we have this inferiority complex towards the foreigners? Who says their customs are better than ours? As the proverb goes, when in @@CAPITAL@@, do as @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ do. If they come to our country, they need to live by our rules. Besides, if they need some spectacular foamy drink to celebrate, why not give them a bottle of Eckie-Ecola with a mint dropped into it? It does the job!"
[effect]winners of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ grand prix have a sticky feeling