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by Callisdrun » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:53 am
by Peepelonia » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:39 am
XXXnoonXXX wrote:Scalietti wrote:XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.
actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.
Good advice... if I want to be castrated.
by Dyakovo » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:06 am
XXXnoonXXX wrote:We had an argument about her kicking me befor, her responce was to try. Said she could because I was sure she wouldn't. I was wrong (she tried but missed). I have made a second atempt, she will not be disuaded. Long story short, she's basicaly cashing in the last time I said she could and my friends back her.
by Dyakovo » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:08 am
Katganistan wrote:XXXnoonXXX wrote:Apathetic Auteurs wrote:Scalietti wrote:XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.
actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.
Yep, that solves everything.
You could wear an athletic cup.
I could wear a cup... IF i didnt have a nother friend who said she would kick me in the balls as hard as she could if I ever bought on for that pupose. Im pretty sure this other friend could easily lift me of the ground at half striength kick. A cup is not an option.
1) These are not your friends.
2) They are threatening assault. You have the right to defend yourself against assault, so if they hit you, make sure you hit them so hard they will never want to hit you again...
3) Or wait till they assault you, then swear out charges against them and have them arrested for assault.
by Dyakovo » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:10 am
XXXnoonXXX wrote:Katganistan wrote:XXXnoonXXX wrote:Indecline wrote:Well, by page 12 of this thread you have made it quite clear that there is no possible way to prevent this agonizing event from taking place (making me think that there is no way in hell it is actually a serious issue, but nevermind..), so I'm going with a combination of suggestions that were made earlier:
get stoned, get drunk, and go face your beats. When you wake up and your scrotum looks like a shriveled, purple-black balloon, get some balls of steel tossed in there and go retrieve some of your frigid troops from the local sperm bank so that this stupidity can be perpetuated.
Oh, and write a journal entry about this whole fiasco now so that when you hit your early twenties, you can look back and reminisce about the poor company you kept and judgments you made back in junior high, just for good measure.
... Im in colledge.
I find this incredibly difficult to believe.
Why?
by Aelosia » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:26 am
by Sith Korriban » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:46 am
by Kryozerkia » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:40 pm
XXXnoonXXX wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:He could always "donate" to the local sperm bank, but after reading through the thread, it sounds like hes a little **** whose only chance at procreation is with one of my girls, and if he gets her preggers, well, thats lost revenue right there. I say he ought to take the hit if he can't learn to stand up for himself.
well fuck you too!
Qazox wrote:Don't get hit in the balls, you dumbass!
Jubu Jubu Jabu wrote:You are as wise as a fucking stapler!
Jubu Jubu Jabu wrote:Hmm, a masochistic, dyslexic moron, who has social issues and believes he part of the cool gang because some bimbo wants to bury her foot in his scrotum... Yes, I'm sure society want more of you running around consuming resources.
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