This one is epicish.
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by The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:43 pm
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting) Orbital Freedom Machine Here | A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc. | Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia- |
Making the Nightmare End | WARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of CA to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. - Prop 65, CA Health & Safety | This Cell is intentionally blank. |
by Xenohumanity » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:41 am
Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.Xenohumanity wrote: Well, that's as close to sex as I'm going to get here. Thanks.
by Izandai » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 pm
Xenohumanity wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.
by Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:34 pm
Xenohumanity wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.
by Greater Miami Shores » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:53 pm
by Xenohumanity » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:53 am
by Grenartia » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:32 pm
by The Blaatschapen » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:34 pm
by Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:44 pm
by Trippoli » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:50 pm
by Grenartia » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:21 pm
by Olthar » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:13 pm
Geniasis wrote:I don't know what you see, but I have no desire to stick my penis into a giant ball of fire.
by The Corparation » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:20 pm
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting) Orbital Freedom Machine Here | A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc. | Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia- |
Making the Nightmare End | WARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of CA to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. - Prop 65, CA Health & Safety | This Cell is intentionally blank. |
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 pm
Sorratsin wrote:It's just dick-waving, one of mankind's oldest political traditions.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Izandai » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 pm
by The Corparation » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:15 pm
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting) Orbital Freedom Machine Here | A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc. | Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia- |
Making the Nightmare End | WARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of CA to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. - Prop 65, CA Health & Safety | This Cell is intentionally blank. |
by Pottslande » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:32 pm
The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Hey, [AIDS victims] were probably totally asking for AIDS, anyway. Did you see that short skirt their immune system was wearing?
by The Corparation » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:01 pm
NERVUN wrote:I think we need the heat dialed back again. I am getting a bit tired of having to come back into this thread for the same purpose. If we have to issue yet another chilly down I swear I will coat the lot of you in chocolate, tie a ribbon around your necks and leave you all in front of a elementary school with a note to the kids saying you have a creamy center! Settle down people.
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting) Orbital Freedom Machine Here | A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc. | Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia- |
Making the Nightmare End | WARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of CA to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. - Prop 65, CA Health & Safety | This Cell is intentionally blank. |
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:34 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Horsefish » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:39 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:45 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:53 am
Bottle wrote:The reason most people can come together in hatred of Objectivism has little to do with the actual principles of the philosophy, and more to do with the fact that absolutely everyone who reads Atlas Shrugged becomes a complete asshole for at least two weeks.
Tekania wrote:This isn't an us (heterosexual) vs. them (homosexual) conflict, this is a you (homophobic) vs. us (heterosexual/homosexual) conflict.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
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