Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **The Corparation** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:43 pm

Arkinesia wrote:
Harata wrote:Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Lots of things make sense now.

This one is epicish.

by **Xenohumanity** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:41 am

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote: Well, that's as close to sex as I'm going to get here. Thanks.
*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.

by **Izandai** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.

by **Grenartia** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:34 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.

What thread was that from?

by **Greater Miami Shores** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:53 pm

As posted to me by a fellow nationstater one night when I was posting drunk: Hey Dude Friends dont let Friends Post Drunk.

by **Xenohumanity** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:53 am

Grenartia wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:

What thread was that from?

It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.

by **Grenartia** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:32 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Grenartia wrote:What thread was that from?

It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.

Never got a chance to post there...

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:34 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.

Never got a chance to post there...

So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?

by **Minoriteeburg** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:44 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there...

So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?

by **Trippoli** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:50 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.

by **Grenartia** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:21 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there...

So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?

Yes. Blaat could say that.

*misses the old F7*

by **Olthar** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:13 pm

Geniasis wrote:I don't know what you see, but I have no desire to stick my penis into a giant ball of fire.

This is probably one of my favorite quotes that I've sigged.

by **The Corparation** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:20 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there...

So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?

What do you know. An epicish quote first heard on this thread. Saved us the trouble of hunting it down. Good little sheep.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 pm

Sorratsin wrote:It's just dick-waving, one of mankind's oldest political traditions.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:12 pm

Nicksyllvania wrote:
Jbeil wrote:Hm...Are there Arabs in the RP ?
Or Black Africans ?

I have to consider Francia's stance towards them if it does.

This is a Fantasy Rp

all humans are obviously white.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:That's quite obviously not true. Many moder terrorists are Muslim, but there have been many, many more people throughout history who have been terrorists, as well.

Aha, the mods ARE terrorists after all! I KNEW it!

by **Izandai** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 pm

Both of the above are awesome.

by **The Corparation** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:15 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I wouldn't want to tarnish his near impeccable career with a portayal of me.

He would redfine you! I mean, that God character wasn't Mr. Popular before Freeman played Him. Now His book's sales are off the charts!

by **Pottslande** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:32 pm

The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Hey, [AIDS victims] were probably totally asking for AIDS, anyway. Did you see that short skirt their immune system was wearing?

by **The Corparation** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:01 pm

On the Obama depicted as Chimpazee... Racist or Not? thread:

NERVUN wrote:I think we need the heat dialed back again. I am getting a bit tired of having to come back into this thread for the same purpose. If we have to issue yet another chilly down I swear I will coat the lot of you in chocolate, tie a ribbon around your necks and leave you all in front of a elementary school with a note to the kids saying you have a creamy center! Settle down people.

by **Marcheria** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:04 pm

Just look at my sig. They may not exactly be on NS, but all are NS players in real life.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:34 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:America's wart.

Warts have to be attached to the skin. Cuba is an island. And considering its close proximity to America's penis... I think we all know what it is.

by **Horsefish** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:39 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:45 am

Unhealthy2 wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Close enough. Still annoying.

Sure, but they're like postmodernists that way. They don't really believe what they're saying. It's just an exercise in mental masturbation.

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:53 am

Bottle wrote:The reason most people can come together in hatred of Objectivism has little to do with the actual principles of the philosophy, and more to do with the fact that absolutely everyone who reads Atlas Shrugged becomes a complete asshole for at least two weeks.

Tekania wrote:This isn't an us (heterosexual) vs. them (homosexual) conflict, this is a you (homophobic) vs. us (heterosexual/homosexual) conflict.

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