Retoa wrote:Yeah, and I am Osama Bin Laden. Get off NSG, infidels!
Oh, yeah? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
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by Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:03 pm
Retoa wrote:Yeah, and I am Osama Bin Laden. Get off NSG, infidels!
by Sunny Marionette » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:04 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:07 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Are you sure you're Kim Jong? I want to see your lisence to Il.
by Sunny Marionette » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:09 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:10 pm
by The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:30 pm
Asterdan wrote:Why has "Mr. Kim" refused to answer my question?
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by Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:33 pm
The Corparation wrote:Asterdan wrote:Why has "Mr. Kim" refused to answer my question?
Because in our fearless leaders eyes you are unworthy and unappreciative of his presence. He will still however fight for you. Just not answer trivial question which distract him from his double life as a superhero battling the evils of capitalism.
by The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:45 pm
Asterdan wrote:The Corparation wrote:Because in our fearless leaders eyes you are unworthy and unappreciative of his presence. He will still however fight for you. Just not answer trivial question which distract him from his double life as a superhero battling the evils of capitalism.
So... In his spare time he is:
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by Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:56 pm
by Israslovakahzerbajan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.
by Auremena » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 pm
by Auremena » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:05 pm
How should you know?
by North Korea and Japan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:06 pm
by Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:08 pm
North Korea and Japan wrote:Yo! I am the Dominion of North Korea and Japan!!! This is the Japanese spiritual shogun Emperor Hirohito speaking:
-We do not appreciate, an oppressed state of our dominion, to speak about things that do not concern it
-We believe that Kim Il-Sung is the God of the Earth, but that his son was a mistake, much like American President Barack Obama
-We love you long time
You all may bow now
by Cyber Utopia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:10 pm
Auremena wrote:How should you know?
Feazanthia wrote:Remember - every time you chuck an asteroid at a planet, Bruce Willis gets a sappy self-sacrifice scene in a shitty movie.
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by The Blaatschapen » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:13 pm
Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.
My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.
Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.
As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?
Discuss.
by Syvorji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:29 pm
Auremena wrote:So F7 is your dumping ground?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:KIm Jong Il, let the cute traffic girls go!
by The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:58 pm
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by The Rich Port » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:59 pm
by The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:01 pm
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by Syvorji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:06 pm
by Mediterreania » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:23 pm
by Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:33 pm
by Asterdan » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:17 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.
My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.
Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.
As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?
Discuss.
I reject North-Korea, Kim Jong-Il and everything he stands for. I also reject any claim that I'm a citizen of that deplorable state.
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