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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Intangelon » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm
by Christmahanikwanzikah » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm
by Sunny Marionette » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:06 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:12 pm
Norstal wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.
That is quite unfortunate. I find the noise quite hyperbolic, but it reaches the depths of Elmo. It shows his true color. Red. NON! Rouge. His fiery innocence is drained by the Sith Lord, allowing waves upon waves of eroticism, only found in movies made by Gallo Productions Inc.
Though he is getting slightly better with Big Bird in Snuffy's.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Corparation » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:59 pm
German Nazi Powers wrote:I will give you several situations. HOW WOULD YOU REACT?
1. A nation in your region is suddenly taken over by a maniacal dictator. He begins to conquer other nations,but still treats you nicely. He has a huge supply of nuclear arms. He is extremely powerful,but you think you can still handle a war with him,but at a great cost.He may soon turn against your nation as well. HOW DO YOU REACT?
2. A terrorist hijacks a plane with important citizens on it. He will let them go if you step down.If you bomb the plane,they all will die. If you send soldiers,he will try to kill them,but they may save a few citizens. HOW DO YOU REACT?
3. Protests in your nation are beginning to turn violent. About 10 people died,and the number will obviously rise. The protesters demands are that you evacuate troops from a rather evil country. If you kill the protesters, more protesters will probably come. HOW DO YOU REACT?
4. A terrorist has escaped from prison. He has killed about 670 people already. You could catch him,if you gave more money to the police. If you do this, than you will not be helping with the pandemic in your nation. Both issues need the money. The pandemic has killed about 560 people. HOW DO YOU REACT?
5. After several spies were caught, people have been demanding the formation of a secret police,which will cost the majority of your budget. However, several people have been demanding that the majority of your budget go to welfare,after the poverty level rose to an amazing 20%.HOW DO YOU REACT?
Baltenstein wrote:In answer to all of your questions:
I would wonder who the hell delegated me the authority to command armies and govern the national budget. Then I would use them to invade Poland.
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by Pottslande » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:41 pm
Mushet wrote:You can't frown when you're goin' brown
by Norstal » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:18 pm
Mussoliniopoli wrote:Damn why so fast? I was stillmaking upuh reading the rest of this very complex operation. Ok drink the bottle of Tequila then don the gasmask. Begin lubing up the anal orifice of the Mexican Midget with the vaseline you have already acquired. Now plug in the can opener and get the the device going then begin to insert into the orifice of said midget. If you have trouble getting it inside make sure to restrain the midget or just kick it as far up as you feel comfortable doing. Then proceed to beat the midget with the rubber hose while screaming your Ex-Girlfriend's name while sodomizing said midget. If this doesn't work....uhhh well I didn't tell you to do this obviously.
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by Pottslande » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:33 am
Idealismania wrote:1. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
2. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
3. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
4. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
5. Tiptoe through the tulips -- Tiny Tim
by United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:37 am
Xenohumanity wrote:That's like saying...
"I'm going to find that color Yellow and wreck his shit sideways. Bitch still owes me $250 for when his car broke. Imma fuck him up, I am."
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Welcome. I hope your prison cell is to your liking. We try extra hard to make things super shiny around here, but don't be surprised if you notice some yellow stains in the corner. Our budget is low and our inmates our varied. If you hear someone yelling about abortion, it is sure to be followed by simultaneous cries of religion is this, or homosexuality is that. Watch where you step. Don't drop the soap anywhere near the mods, and enjoy your stay.
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?
by Xenohumanity » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:14 am
YOU
are
INVITED
to
RAPE.
RSVP
by
NOW
or
DIE.
Alversia wrote:Wow...
*Checks Calender*
I didn't realise the 11th of April was Take a shit on Níriel day. How thoughtless of me.
by Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:44 pm
United Casio wrote:By Gráinne Ní Malley:Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Welcome. I hope your prison cell is to your liking. We try extra hard to make things super shiny around here, but don't be surprised if you notice some yellow stains in the corner. Our budget is low and our inmates our varied. If you hear someone yelling about abortion, it is sure to be followed by simultaneous cries of religion is this, or homosexuality is that. Watch where you step. Don't drop the soap anywhere near the mods, and enjoy your stay.
by Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:18 pm
by United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:24 pm
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?
by Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:27 pm
by United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:28 pm
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?
by Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:31 pm
United Casio wrote::P You're in my sig
by SaintB » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:32 pm
by Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:35 pm
SaintB wrote:Aww, it happens to the best of us funny people though. Especially when we have an original sense of humor.
by SaintB » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:37 pm
by Xenohumanity » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:02 pm
Novikov wrote:The Naked Men wrote:I have a brilliant idea. You are a yellow monster that has to eat some pills. You're running in a maze and some spooks are chasing you. In each corner you have super pill, after eating it, you can eat the spooks.
Well, what about that?
Nobody would buy a game about a Chinese drug addict being chased by the CIA...
by United Dependencies » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:32 pm
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.
by Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:12 pm
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