WIKI ▲ DISCORD ▲ SCORINATORS ▲ HISTORY ▲ FAQ

WORLD CUP PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS ▲ RULES REGARDING PUPPETS ON NS SPORT ▲ OLYMPICS PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
CHAPTERS Pld W D L F A Pts
1 INTRODUCTION 22 20 2 0 109 3 62 CL
2 SCORINATORS 22 18 2 2 18 2 56 CL
-----------------------------------------------------------
3 TYPES OF THREAD 22 16 2 4 16 4 50 ChC
4 TYPES OF COMPETITION 22 14 2 6 14 6 44 ChC
5 HOSTING 22 12 2 8 12 8 44 ChC
-----------------------------------------------------------
6 SO BEFORE YOU HOST SOMETHING 22 0 22 0 0 0 22 AC
-----------------------------------------------------------
7 FAIR PLAY 22 6 2 14 6 14 20
8 THE NS SPORT CANON 22 6 2 14 6 14 20
9 LINKS 22 5 2 15 5 15 17
10 GLOSSARY 22 5 2 15 5 17 17
-----------------------------------------------------------
11 MODERATOR-ENFORCED RULES 22 2 2 18 2 22 8 P
-----------------------------------------------------------
12 THE FAQ 22 0 2 20 3 109 2 R
Say you win an American Football game 21-14. Maybe you scored three touch-downs. Maybe you hit seven field goals but conceded seven safeties. Maybe you were 15-14 up, defended a goal-line stand like your life depended on it, and pulled off a pick-six for the win with the clock all at zeroes. Maybe you were 21-0 up in the fourth quarter, threw on a rookie quarter-back, and he almost cost you the game. Or maybe you don’t write about the game at all, and instead focus on your seven thousand year old salamander-king solving a rubik's cube with his feet while negotiating domestic cheese-manufacturing policies over Zoom. It’s all good. Welcome to NS Sports.
This isn't a place for real-life teams and athletes like Lionel Messi or the New York Yankees. To discuss real-world sports, try the General forum. NS Sport is the forum where we scorinate and roleplay sports. This guide tries to mention everything you need to know to get involved and enjoy your time here.
You don’t have to like sports to be part of this community. You don’t need to know anything about a sport to sign up and compete. Heaven knows most of the participants in the average baseball, soccer or racing thread couldn’t tell a closer from a header from a diffuser. What sets this forum apart from the other RP forums can be summed up in one sentence. All outcomes are scorinated. The nations participating in that match then decide how the result happened.
In general, NS Sports can be divided into two things: domestic newswires (which belong to a nation/user or a small group of nations/users) and international competitions (which is where different nations/users pit their teams against one another). Both are scorinated. You’ve seen that word - scorinate - a few times now, so that’s a good place to start.
SCORINATING
Unlike other parts of the NationStates forums, the winner of a contest isn’t decided by the nations competing in it. The winner isn’t decided by anyone. They’re chosen by a Scorinator.
A scorinator is a program that finds a realistic-looking result for a match in a given sport. It takes the Rank of two competing teams, adds their Roleplay Bonus, and uses the final figure to affect some Random numbers. Rank, Roleplay and Random are commonly known as the Three Rs.
- ROLEPLAY
Commonly called RP. Most competitions will offer an RP Bonus, which means if you write roleplays in the Roleplay thread, your team/athlete will have a better chance of winning.
RANK
After the end of a competition, most sports will update their Rankings. Your team’s rank is a performance rating that shows how good it is at a given sport. It’s based on how well you’ve performed in previous tournaments in that sport. Having a higher ranking in a sport will increase your team’s chances of winning in that sport in the future. This is sometimes called 'skill (mod)'.
RANDOM
RPing increases your chances of winning. Being highly ranked increases your chances of winning. However, they don’t guarantee victory. You could have the highest ranking in history and produce an oscar-winning short film on every day of the competition, but if the random numbers don’t go your way, you won’t win. Random is cruel, but it’s necessary. Of the three Rs, it’s the only one that is absolutely necessary to scorinate a competition. A competition that’s exclusively random, however, is Forum 7 material.
STYLE MODS
Sometimes these are required by a scorinator, sometimes they're optional, and in some scorinators, they can't be entered at all. Style mods help to incorporate how attacking/defending (in team/ball sports, or how reliable your engine is in racing, and so on) a team is, and the scorinator will then output higher or lower scorelines. Mind you - they don't output higher or lower score margins - if Margaret decides your team narrowly loses, then you'll just score more points in that loss but you'll still lose by the same margin (say, losing 5-3 instead of 2-0, or losing 54-51 instead of 10-7). In that sense, style mods are the only way where IC (In Character) crosses into the actual scorination process. Everything else can be RP'd.
TECH LEVELS, GAMESIDE STATS AND SEX
You’ll note that these don’t begin with R. Competitions here do not take into account the technology level, gameside stats or identity of the participants. They also don’t take into account the age, gender, ethnicity, size or species of the participants. NS Sports has seen such outlandish competitors as sentient blancmanges and killer tomatoes, Aztec gods, fluffy bunnies, doddering grandmas and all manner of elves, ponies, gnomes, dwarves, bears and even a single, solitary egg. They all compete equally in NS Sports. However good, bad, rich, poor, big or small you say your team is, the scorinator doesn't care.
A scorinator is a program, spreadsheet or formula that calculates the result of a match based on the Three Rs. To scorinate your own competition, you’ll need a scorinator. Most likely, you’ll need a copy of Xkoranate.
PROGRAMS
Over the years, a couple of bespoke scorination programs have been developed by NS Sporters.
- XKORANATE VERSION 0.33
Developed by Commerce Heights and released in 2011, Xkoranate is the go-to for the majority of hosts. It can generate scores for most popular sports. For a guide to how to use it, see this thread.
XKORANATE COMMUNITY EDITION
The 2011 version of Xkoranate has naturally begun to show its age. It still works fine on Windows and Linux, but newer Macs now refuse to run the original program. As such, various members of the community have begun working on a new version. It’s not yet ready to be released, but we’ll post links to it when it’s available.
NATIONSTATES FOOTBALL SIMULATOR
Developed by Bedistan/Vephrall and officially known simply as NSFS, version of this formula has been in use since mid 2003. It became a downloadable programme in 2010
SPREADSHEETS
Some sports more often use a dedicated spreadsheet to scorinate results. These have their advantages and disadvantages over programmes. They can be easier to adjust, but are also easier to accidentally break.
- THE RACING SCORINATOR (Motor Racing)
The Racing Scorinator is a veritable Ship of Theseus. Initially put together by Casari in 2006 to scorinate season one of NSF1, the precursor to the current World Grand Prix Championship that serves as our version of F1, it was converted into a cycling scorinator, and then converted back to an F1 simulator by Liventia. Audioslavia gave the sheet a number of overhauls in the early tens, and the scorinator is now looked after by Former Citizens of the Nimbus System. It's twenty years old these days, and a little delicate in places, but if you follow the instructions you should be able to get a tune out of it.
IFCF SCORINATOR (Association Football)
If you'd like to scorinate football matches and don't have access to Xkoranate, The IFCF Scorinator is your best bet.
OTHERS
See the Links section at the bottom of this guide for scorinators for other sports.
THINGS THAT ARE NOT SCORINATORS
- DICE
You’ll see the word ‘dice’ thrown about the NS Sport forum because it’s often the best metaphor to use for the generation of a random number. NS World Cups 1 and 2 were scorinated using actual dice back in the very early days of NS, but even as early as World Cup 3, held in spring 2003, a formula was used and applied via an excel spreadsheet. If you try to use dice to scorinate a tournament, and you’re not doing so as part of a ‘bit’, your thread will be laughed out of the building.
VIDEO GAMES
Your first idea for how to scorinate a football match might have been to set the teams up on Football Manager, eFootball or EA Sports FC and run the simulator. This is really time consuming, and you’ll get bored very quickly. Also, these games use a formula that isn’t publicly available, so you don’t know exactly which teams are stronger and which are weaker. It won’t work out. Don’t use a video game.
THAT WEBSITE YOU FOUND
I know. Xkoranate is old and is initially difficult to figure out, but we can promise you it’s fairer and more reliable than the website you’ve just found. The results generators on websites such as leaguesimulator.eu are either not as robust as the simulators we use on NS, or have a formula that is not public. As such, nobody knows how fair or balanced the scorinator is. Remember that guy on YouTube who remade Football Manager from a single spreadsheet? We looked at his match scorination formula. It sucks. It’s much worse than Xkoranate. Use Xkoranate.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI)
You likely don’t know what formula a random website uses. You definitely don’t know what parameters an AI is using. Will it be affected by me spending ten minutes a day talking to ChatGPT about how good my football team is? Will it be affected by how much information there is on the internet about your football team? I don’t know. You don’t know. The guy who created the AI doesn’t know. The NS Sport forums is just one more place in the world where an attitude of ‘I don’t know how to do this, so I’ll get an AI to do it’ will hold you back and cause you problems.
If you're technically minded, this article and this article, both written by Osarius, are well worth reading to get an understanding of how a scorinator works, and how you might go about creating your own scorinator. If you're not technically minded, then please don't create your own scorinator.









