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Inyourfaceistan
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Founded: Aug 20, 2012
Anarchy

Postby Inyourfaceistan » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:05 am

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Sgt. Lorenzo Sant-Luc (@LorenzoSL)
Just now from Citua Duvalier, Inyursta

@carlosian_ultra;
Dude, that sounds like a terrible idea! Tobon would be a fool to deploy troops to that area, its just a way to get them shot at and possibly contaminated by the disease given the... er... "shit slinging" that would likely go on.

Also you cant fight anarchy.


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Clarabelle Alvarez (@NurseClara)
Just now from Nuveau Lyon, Inyursta

@carlosian_ultra;
Ha! What did I tell you!
It's well over a few thousand, and I was pretty spot-on with my range.
I knew Kesslerstat would be crawling in this shit, and again I wouldn't be surprised if they caused this due to the bug fetish communities that dwell in that terra-nullius.


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Jean-Pierre L'Acostas (@Firefight'ncowboy)
Just now from Antioquia, Inyursta

Honestly I'm just going to go shirtless with a black-feathered masque for my mardi gras party tonight.

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Jose Impendido; Euphoric GentleSir (@EnlightenedFedora)
Just now from Juanaré, Inyursta

While you chads and stacies will be out partying tonight and celebrating your low-intellect I will be here studying the blade, before I relax with a glass of brandy and my thoughts.

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It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

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Bagong Luzon
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Postby Bagong Luzon » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:31 am

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Royal House of Marcos y Romualdez (@RoyalPhilippineHouseOfficial)
Just now from Manila, Royal Capital Duchy

His Philippine Majesty, King Ferdinand II, on the rumors surrounding travel bans for Visayan officials involved in the implementation of Magnitsky-style sanctions, February 25th, 2020:

"It is not the place of the Kingdom to decide what other nations can or cannot do for themselves. That said, what the Visayans have done is a gross affront to the sovereignty of the Kingdom and the Royal Family. Consequently those responsible shall not be allowed to step foot in the Kingdom."

Para sa Diyos, Hari, at Bayan!


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Stojam
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Posts: 2354
Founded: May 26, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Stojam » Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:39 am

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STOJAMIAN TRAVEL BANS ISSUED TO COUNTRIES WITH CRIMSON "FLU", BIO-WEAPONS WITH CABI19 STRAINS FOUND IN RAID.


Zelenograd, Stojam- Recent news of the new virus which has confirmed cases over at Kesslerstaadt, Carloso, Inyursta and Nifon have sparked panic over in various nations. The CABI19 STD has so far infected 104,838 people in Kesslerstaad alone. The Stojamian Committee of Health in a press conference further gave out instructions on the danger of the disease, the Stojamian Ministry of Health as well held many press releases to calm down the public from the mass panic.
With that, Prime Minister Adrian Miroslavovij has held a press conference on his own to address his new issued travel bans to countries with confirmed Crimson Flu cases, condemning various "gay rights" organizations in Stojam for pushing the "sexual narrative that brought this new type of black plague" and so far the Stojamian National Police have had arrests pressed against suspected "bio-terrorists" aligned with "gay rights" activism. So far many people, including locals and tourists have been placed in quarantine zones, some of the tourists even experienced deportation back to their home countries. Local homosexuals and drug addicts who have been suspected to have the strains of the diseased have been checked and placed into quarantine, and so far only 9 cases of infection have ever been detected in various Stojamian oblasts. Prime Minister Adrian Miroslavovij and the rest of the cabinet have advised the public to not visit countries with Crimson Flu outbreaks and has been pressuring the Ministry of Culture to ground all flights headed towards countries with confirmed outbreaks of the plague. Figures from the political opposition such as Vladislav Konstantinovij of the Party of Labour Unions have called this an "authoritarian move and a stain on our foreign policy", condemning PM Miroslavovij's issued travel bans.

In addition, a military raid in Belozhersk, Morgovia Oblast which is heavily populated by the Vyelunchan population of Stojam has found several caches of arms, needles and vials filled with the strains of the CABI19 bacteria and various other items that belonged itself to the Vyelunchan Defense Council (VDC), a rebellious insurgent group in North Stojam. The Stojamian Border Security Forces have been receiving funds from the Ministry of Defense to further tighten the flow of arms from Vyeluncha and Lendija to the VDC, military operations against the Vyelunchan military agents in the border have been declared successful so far. The Minister of Defense, Darko Krasovij has made a press statement that confirms the success and prevention of bio-terrorist attacks in Stojam, Minister Darko thus declares that Stojam will "defend itself no matter what from Vyelunchan agents conspiring to destroy the country and plagues around the world". Stojamian hospitals in central cities like Chernogorsk and Zelenograd have mustered a research team dedicated to the CABI19 strain and hopefully their research and contribution will help the world in the curing of the Crimson "Flu".
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Palmyrion
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Postby Palmyrion » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:30 am

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Lakambini Elizabeth the Commoner Gives Birth to Twins

  • HM Elizabeth the Commoner names twin children Julia and Nathan
  • Babies born healthy, via Caesarean section: Royal Family
  • Succession issues to be discussed at later date
ARAGON CITY, METRO ARAGON, PALMYRION: At 9:16PM this evening, HM Elizabeth the Commoner gave birth to twins named Julia and Nathan, both of which are first in line to the Palmyrian throne. Many of the members of the Palmyrian Royal Family, including former monarch Lakán Alexander I, were present, in addition to HM Elizabeth the Commoner's family members.

Julia and Nathan weigh 3.6kg and 3.8kg, respectively, and both were delivered via Caesarean section; nevertheless, in spite of the Lakambini having undergone a C-section and thus requiring additional care, both mother and children are healthy, according to the Royal Family.

Both babies are first in line to the Royal Throne after the Lakambini herself, and while this may cause a succession crisis, the Royal Family was eager to discuss this at a later date so as to give the Lakambini time to recover from taxing labour. The Article of Monarchy of 1901 has not specified a contingency plan for when twins are born, and given the birth of twins to the Lakambini the succession rules are set to be amended in light of this.
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Greater Carloso
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Founded: Dec 24, 2015
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Postby Greater Carloso » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:25 pm

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Madrigal, Carloso

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◉ BREAKING TOBÓN ORDERS EXTENSIVE TRAVEL BAN IN REACTION TO CABI19 OUTBREAK

Madrigal, Carloso - President Tobón has issued a new directive that expands considerably on the previous travel ban imposed on Kesslerstaadt. Under the new decree, all individuals who have been in Kesslerstaadt in the last six months will be denied entry into Carloso and deported. All travellers regardless of country of origin will have to be screened for the CaBI19 disease at all ports of entry in Carloso, including airports, seaports and border crossings. Since the beginning of this week, infrared equipment able to monitor the body temperatures of passengers has been rolled out in train and bus stations across the country as part of a national campaign to detect the deadly bacterial infection early. So far though, no new cases have been confirmed, though the Department of Health has not ruled out the possibility of additional cases arising.

Additionally, President Tobón sharply condemned a decision by the government of Stojam to issue a travel ban on Carlosians entering the country as "ridiculously disproportionate". The country, which is also a member of SACTO, put Carloso on a list of countries with confirmed cases of CaBI19, even though there was only one individual with the disease and who has now recovered. Meanwhile, it is believed Tobón and Minister for External Affairs Aarón Delgado will be meeting with the Potomiakian Ambassador to Carloso later tonight to discuss the crisis in Kesslerstaadt. The Jakarnapuran Ambassador is scheduled to meet with the President tomorrow morning.


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Stojam
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Postby Stojam » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:00 am

OOC: Prime example of a Stojamian ultra-nationalist, this character is not a government figure and is just a regular citizen.

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SlavonicWarrior (@JebimCigani1848)
Just now from Zelenograd, Stojam

It's about time we kicked out those ill gypsies from our country, I am talking about the tourists and work migrants from Carloso and Inyursta, always bringing disease and flaunting around. It's a known fact that the people from those two nations are nothing but chocolate colored cigani (gypsies), and do nothing but infect and conquer. And those rice eaters from Nifon, that always try to put their hands on Stojamian resources. And it's also good we kicked out those pederi ponemačkicas from Kessler-fuck land and the cigani pederi from Palmyrion, both are faggoty nations with no right to exist with the amount of sodomy in them. Slava Stojam i Slava Slovenski Narod!

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Guadalupador
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Posts: 4990
Founded: Oct 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Guadalupador » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:06 am

OOC: this piece of work is a Guadalupadorian Cultural Ultranationalist. His opinions should not be taken as the official policy of the government of Guadalupador nor the prevailing view of the vast majority her citizens.
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Eldre Terenoyu (@BasedDorian)
Just now from Ganaan, Guadalupador

Fight disease and foreign parasites, develop the Dorian ethnostate and be free. Nifs and Inyurstanis spread disease wherever they go, it'll soon be high time to glass both of their cesspools. It'll be like cleaning a festering wound so it can heal.

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Greater Carloso
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Founded: Dec 24, 2015
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Postby Greater Carloso » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:10 pm

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Madrigal, Carloso

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EXECUTIVE COUNCIL MEETS AMID SPECULATION OF POTENTIAL KESSLERSTAADT INTERVENTION

Madrigal, Carloso - The Executive Council met in Madrigal today amidst growing speculation that President Tobón will order the Carlosian Armed Forces to deploy to Kesslerstaadt in the Southern Furukuran Sea in response to the growing CaBI19 pandemic there. Yesterday, Tobón finished a round of discussions with representatives from countries in the Southern Furukuran Sea area on how to address the crisis. At present, it is estimated over 200,000 people are infected with the deadly Clostroides abaddoni bacteria strain, the overwhelming majority in Kesslerstaadt. Preliminary studies have suggested a 99.99% mortality rate for untreated cases, though this has now been shown to drop drastically to near-zero with the help of probiotics.

Kesslerstaadter authorities have been reportedly overwhelmed with individuals presenting themselves with symptoms indicative of CaBI19. As of today, 193,233 cases were confirmed, with many more suspected. With a shortage of space in hospitals, the Government has been forced to convert derelict sites and even entire streets into areas for patients to be kept while they await treatment. Nightclubs and other venues, vital to the domestic economy, have been shut down and flights into and out of the country's airports have fallen to zero. Prime Minister Lumban Reitz has pleaded for international assistance for the city-state, which now faces its most grave crisis since the Crown Royal Guard terrorist attacks in 2016. Both medical staff and equipment are in short supply. While figures on deaths so far are uncertain, it is estimated up to 4,500 people have died so far from the pandemic.


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Palmyrion
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Postby Palmyrion » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:00 am

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CaBI19 Outbreak in Kesslerstaadter Ethnic Enclave in Palmyrion Leads to Lockdown

  • AFP, PNP enforcing a total lockdown and quarantine of the ethnic enclave
  • Kesslerstaadters pejoratively known as "New Sodomites" for their promiscuity
  • Lockdown 'not an ethnic cleansing' contrary to claims - government
ARAGON CITY, METRO ARAGON, PALMYRION: The Armed Forces of Palmyrion and the Palmyrian National Police have enforced a lockdown of Little Kesslerstaadt, a Kesslerstaadter ethnic enclave in the Palmyrian capital city of Aragon, due to a debilitating epidemic of CaBI19 - also known as Crimson Flu - that has rocked the ethnic enclave. The AFP and PNP have declared a biohazard alert - alongside a Mission Oriented Protective Posture (MOPP) Level Four (mandating full protective gear as per AFP operating procedures) - in the ethnic enclave and everything within a kilometre of the enclave's perimeter, though the total lockdown and quarantine only extends as far as the enclave's perimeter. The lockdown has been enacted since 6PM today, 4th of March 2020.

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A soldier of the Palmyrian Army prepares to embark on a patrol of Little Kesslerstaadt. The ethnic enclave has been placed under a lockdown since six in the evening today.


"The AFP and PNP have declared a biohazard alert on the enclave and everything within a kilometre of its perimeter. Anyone who wishes to enter must secure a permit and, by virtue of MOPP Level Four, must wear full protective gear." Brigadier General Artemis Porcalla of the 101 Cavalry Brigade said in a press conference an hour after the lockdown was enacted. "No one is going in or out of the enclave until the lockdown has been lifted - all attempts to violate the lockdown would be met with consequences" he added, alongside a warning about the consequences of violating the lockdown.

The Metro Aragon Health Service, an administrative body of the Department of Healthcare charged with Metro Aragon as its jurisdiction, reports over 1,000 confirmed cases - of which 100 died - of 'Crimson Flu' from the ethnic conclave alone, but believes that number may be much higher as underreporting of the disease is aggravated by the existence of asymptomatic cases. Many conservative groups attributed the disease to the ethnic enclave's promiscuity - an attribute that has led to Kesslerstaadt and its citizens being pejoratively called 'New Sodomites' after the Biblical city. The government has been accused of 'homophobic ethnic cleansing' with the recent lockdown as a measure and veneer for enacting the said cleansing, but the government has categorically denied the accusation.
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SGT James Martin (@JamesMartin_CDF)
Just now from Palmyrion

Guys, I'm going to Kesslerstaadt. Or, rather, Little Kesslerstaadt. In full NBC gear. Wish me luck - I've seen enough people shitting their guts and blood, now I get to where much of those cases reside.

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CPL Ronn Charles Zamora (@RonnLikeTheWind)
Just now from Palmyrion

I'm betting my balls our APC's air filter would jam from the guts and blood these guys shat from their pooper. Can we please just do an Exterminatus of the place and move along?

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Louise Carlyn Villahermosa Ph.D. (@Carlyn_the_V)
Just now from Palmyrion

This is definitely welcome news: probiotics has helped bring CaBI19's mortality rate to zero according to RTC - and we've performed our first in vitro tests of the experimental cure as well. The cure was able to do a great number of casualties on C. abbadoni in vitro (though I'm pretty skeptical it would translate well to in vivo, which we'd be hard-pressed to know considering ethical issues with testing this in live specimens). Phage therapy combined with moderate strength antibiotics and probiotic supplements would, I believe, be a good cure regimen for those afflicted by CaBI19 - but its effectiveness remains to be seen until clinical trials would be performed. Next phase would include - and I believe this is gonna be harder to pull off - in vitro testing of the combined phage and probiotic therapy in an in vitro setup simulating the human gut microbiome.

Meanwhile my mates at the Palmyrian Centre of Genomic Studies and the National Institute of Molecular Biology and Biotechnology have done a good job at successfully culturing the pathogen under tightly controlled conditions for the purpose of gene sequencing and for use as shooting targets for our in vitro tests - and while that's good news, they have bad news: the bacterium has an extremely fast rate of binary fission. Nevertheless we're on to sequencing the pathogen now - and if things go according to plan, the sequence would be available within the next two weeks. Stay tuned, y'all.


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Almurta
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Postby Almurta » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:24 pm

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Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie (@May-May_Lavoie)
Just now from Marnoo, Konagaderra


Man, all this talk of disease and people shitting blood makes me glad I live here. It wouldn't honestly shock me if the State Department has already issued travel advisory notices.

This is why we don't do that whole "open borders" thing some people want. I'd rather not shit my intestines out, thanks.


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Palmyrion
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Postby Palmyrion » Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:24 am

Stojam wrote:OOC: Prime example of a Stojamian ultra-nationalist, this character is not a government figure and is just a regular citizen.


SlavonicWarrior (@JebimCigani1848)
Just now from Zelenograd, Stojam

It's about time we kicked out those ill gypsies from our country, I am talking about the tourists and work migrants from Carloso and Inyursta, always bringing disease and flaunting around. It's a known fact that the people from those two nations are nothing but chocolate colored cigani (gypsies), and do nothing but infect and conquer. And those rice eaters from Nifon, that always try to put their hands on Stojamian resources. And it's also good we kicked out those pederi ponemačkicas from Kessler-fuck land and the cigani pederi from Palmyrion, both are faggoty nations with no right to exist with the amount of sodomy in them. Slava Stojam i Slava Slovenski Narod!

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MAHAL KONG PALMYRIA (@Palmyrian_Patriot)
Just now from Aragon, Palmyrion

ANTI-VAXX IS A NIFONESE BIOWARFARE CONSPIRACY! CRIMSON FLU IS AN INYURSTAN HOMOPHOBIC BIOWEAPON! VODKA DRUNKARDS AND BORSCHT GLUTTONS LIKE @JebimCigani1848 CAN GO KISS MY ASS, Y'ALL CAN COME HERE TO ARAGON FIGHT ME 1V1, I FUCK YOUR MOM AND DAD IN THE ASS AND POST IT ON PORNHUB!

OPEN YOUR EYES, PALMYRION! YOU ARE BESIEGED BY THE WORLDWIDE HEGEMONIC CONSERVATIVE AGENDA! YOU STAND AS THE LAST BEACON OF LIBERTY IN THIS DARK WORLD! MABUHAY!


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Postby Stojam » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:22 am

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SlavonicWarrior (@JebimCigani1848)
Just now from Zelenograd, Stojam

@Palmyrian_Patriot what you said you gypsy scum? Go back to the mahala, you brown African peder. Your ppl did not even invent medicine yet. Come to Zelenograd 4v4 I will put my dick in your mom's mouth, jebene plačipička. Your ppl are so faggoty, you kiss each other in the streets and fuck on each other, you even say "worldwide conservative", you have absolutely no culture and probably 2 fathers that go at each other every night, and you sit and cry u crying pussy. Anyways I come to your shitty mahala with 9 ppl you better be ready, I will fuck your mom's pussy upside down and make her my dog. Gyspsy piece of shit. I see you in Zelenograd near airport 8 PM wit your best fighters, I will fucking bash a bat in your head, jebene kurva.

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Palmyrion
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Postby Palmyrion » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:39 am

Stojam wrote:

SlavonicWarrior (@JebimCigani1848)
Just now from Zelenograd, Stojam

@Palmyrian_Patriot what you said you gypsy scum? Go back to the mahala, you brown African peder. Your ppl did not even invent medicine yet. Come to Zelenograd 4v4 I will put my dick in your mom's mouth, jebene plačipička. Your ppl are so faggoty, you kiss each other in the streets and fuck on each other, you even say "worldwide conservative", you have absolutely no culture and probably 2 fathers that go at each other every night, and you sit and cry u crying pussy. Anyways I come to your shitty mahala with 9 ppl you better be ready, I will fuck your mom's pussy upside down and make her my dog. Gyspsy piece of shit. I see you in Zelenograd near airport 8 PM wit your best fighters, I will fucking bash a bat in your head, jebene kurva.

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MAHAL KONG PALMYRIA (@Palmyrian_Patriot)
Just now from Aragon, Palmyrion

LOL YOU CHALLENGE ME TO A 4V4 YOU COWARD, I CAN TAKE ON YOU 1V1 @JebimCigani1848. OUR GAYS KNOW HOW 2 FIGHT 9V1, PUTANG-INA MONG HINAYUPAK NA PAKSHIT KA, SO BETTER PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR CALIBRE - SPEAKING OF CALIBRE, JUTS KA LANG, DAKS AKO. YOUR CULTURE MERELY CONSISTS OF DANCING AROUND WHILE DRUNK ON VODKA AND SHITTING CRIMSON FLU BORSCHT OUT OF YOUR ASSES, NOW WHO'S GOT NO CULTURE? SO, YEAH, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT, MAKE KANTUTIN YOUR ENTIRE NATION WITH PURE PALMYRIAN DAKS, AND CREAMPIE ALL OVER YOUR SLAVIC SHITHOLE, YOU GET ME?

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  • "Putang-ina mong hinayupak na pakshit ka" - you animalistic fucking shit son of a bitch; "putang-ina" is taken contextually as "fuck" or "son of a bitch" (it literally says on the tin that your mum's a bitch); "hinayupak" refers to a person acting like an animal; "pakshet" is a portmanteau of "fuck" (corrupted into "pak") and "shit" (corrupted to "shet")
  • "juts ka lang, daks ako" - you got a small dick, I got a big one; "juts" refers to small dick (root word: "dyutay" from a variety Visayan and Mindanaoan languages), while daks refers to big dick (root word: "dako", from the same language families)
  • "kantutin" - sexual intercourse

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Louise Carlyn Villahermosa Ph.D. (@Carlyn_the_V)
Just now from Palmyrion

Apparently I'm hearing from Army and CDF forces deployed within Little Kesslerstaadt that people are trying foods such as yoghurt, sauerkraut, and kimchi for their probiotic properties??? Because probiotics apparently reduced CaBI19 mortality rates to near zero??? ANONG NANGYAYARE PUTANGINA?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PLEASE STAHP!!! HOME REMEDIES CAN ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE, OKAY???

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Postby Shazbotdom » Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:58 am

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@JebimCigani1848

You are hereby WARNED for flaming. Continuation of flaming other users will incur escalation in punishments.


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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:45 pm

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Jay-C Calderone (@JCC#One)
Just now from San Roji, Inyursta

This would be a really strange move by Carloso to put his own people at risk to save New Sodom from the fruit harvested from their own trees.

I would have thought that Tobon was more Carloso-first, but I guess I was wrong.

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Dr. Pami Ortellana (@DrPami)
Just now from Nuveau Lyon, Inyursta

For clarification, CaBI19 has a near-1 probability of killing the patient if detected late OR the patient had previous underlying immune system impairments.
Right now, scientists estimate a live culture of C. aba in a normal healthy adult would take 6-18 months to overpower and outcompete native tissue flora and begin showing symptoms. The high rate of terminal cases in Kesslerstaadt is likely due to a combination of 1) patients that have been infected for some time, 2) cases of secondary infection (given the high nature of HIV rampant in that area)


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It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

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Postby New Visayan Islands » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:51 am

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The Man Your Man could Frak like (@Terminal Playboy)
Just now from Calapan, MR

@JackDonOfficial: Yo, bossman! I think you might wanna take a look at @Palmyrian_Patriot as well, I understand what those profanities mean, and they imply sodomizing an entire country.

I mean, granted my books are centered on the numerous...encounters I've had, but I don't go as far as explicitly describing the "night battles" in a public forum. That's what my books are for!


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Postby Shazbotdom » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:38 am

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@Palmyrian_Patriot

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Yughana
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Postby Yughana » Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:29 pm

Bussa Imperial Armoury
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Bussa, Yughana

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Bussa Imperial Armoury presents... an armoured fighting vehicle for the 21st century, designed by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Tadenikawo XII following a vision given to him in a dream by the ancestor spirits, burning with revolutionary and patriotic zeal. State-of-the-art armour, a 108 mm gun, fast and manoeuvrable and all for the low price of NS$1.8 million. Order the Type 9374 Okyinya today and see what your military or private security company has been missing out on all these years! Click here for more...


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Just now from Bussa, Yughana

The tears are rolling down my cheeks... this beauty, I cannot... I LOVE MY COUNTRY. This is such a proud moment for us...

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Postby Greater Carloso » Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:39 pm

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Dr. Elle Spekschate (@ElleSpekschate)
Just now from South End, Kesslerstaadt

I don't know what to say. There is nobody in the streets, the shops are empty and they're cremating hundreds of bodies every day. Besides Dwanesbury, I have never seen a city so damaged and defeated. #CaBI19

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Postby Shazbotdom » Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:21 pm

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Shazbotdom News Corp (@sncllc)
Just now from SNC World Headquarters

We have officially rebooted our social media platform account. In an effort to help sheep the citizenry of the empire and the world of the happenings within Shazbotdom, including but not limited to events within the Parliament, Foreign Affairs Happenings, and news directly out of the Imperial Palace. Stay Tuned!

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La Sociedad de Ramón Magsaysay (@RamonMagsaysaySociety)
Just now from Tagbilaran City, BH

In this age of uncertainty, disease, and terror, it is up to ordinary Visayans to take society back from fear. This is the promise of the Presidential Campaign of Nichol Llano.
However, let's get real: every man needs a running mate, someone who can be relied on as Vice President. Meet Hannibal Chin, professor and gentleman. Professor Chin is an incorruptible academic, a man whose ideas ensure that upon election, the Confederation will not want for an intellectual approach to seeing it ascend to greatness.


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Postby Bosomo » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:51 pm

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Wosomo d'A (@WdA)
Just now from NULL, Syria

well

this is something


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Postby Palmyrion » Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:57 am

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University of Palmyrion Successfully Tests Cure For and Sequences Genome of CaBI19

  • Sequence, other characteristics published and publicly available - UPD Inst of Bio, UPA Inst of Med
  • Bacteriophage therapy combined with probiotics shows promise in tests
  • Treatment regime to be refined, enter clinical trial stages; ethical concerns raised
ARAGON CITY, METRO ARAGON, PALMYRION: The University of Palmyrion has announced two major breakthroughs related to the CaBI19 pathogen: one, that a prototype treatment regime has been successfully tested, and two: that CaBI19's genome has been sequence on top of its basic physiology and pathogenic mechanism being characterised.

"The genome of C. abbadoni has been successfully sequenced by our team. On top of that, we have further detailed CaBI19's pathogenic mechanism and other bacteriological characteristics." Dr. Louise Carlyn Villahermosa, project head of the team assigned to characterise the bacterium and develop a cure for the disease, said in an televised press conference just outside the building of the Institute of Biology earlier today. "The more we know about our enemy, the more able are we in fighting against it." she added.

From available declassified results, Dr. Villahermosa's team successfully tested a combination of bacteriophage therapy and probiotics in an in vivo set-up. Various antibiotics, "bacteriophage cocktails", and probiotic treatments were tested rigorously over the course of eight days starting March 4; these tests supplied the researchers with enough data to firmly conclude that a bacteriophage therapy is feasible in curing the disease, alongside moderate-strength antibiotics and probiotic supplements. The treatment regimen is set to enter clinical trials next week, though not without ethical concerns being raised by the medical community.

Meanwhile, the results of the characterisation of the bacterium - including its genetic sequence - have been uploaded and are now available online; the characterisation results, most especially the sequence, are publicly available in relevant media, according to the UP Aragon Institute of Medicine. The characterisation data and the sequence will also be updated as time goes by.
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Louise Carlyn Villahermosa Ph.D. (@Carlyn_the_V)
Just now from Palmyrion

12 hour shifts? In hot HAZMAT suits? While under heavy military security and monitoring? While the campus is locked down?

WORTH IT. The characterisation data - including the sequence - are now publicly available online! Even then we will be constantly updating it with newer, more relevant data, such as any possible strains that could arise. Stay tuned!


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Postby Guadalupador » Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:51 am

Guadalupador News Today
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Divouga, Guadalupador

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Happy Unification Day: 127 Years of Guadalupador

Divouga, Guadalupador On this day in 1893, the three Central Dorian States unified into one federal polity known as Guadalupador. After two years of intense fighting off an invasion by the Seitrian Empire, the leaders of the countries of Nosamo, Olahn, and Enrico met to sign what was at the time a temporary charter to unify their command structures to more effectively fight the Seitran invaders out of their lands and force them back southward. The union, known as a Guadalupador, hearkening back to the 9th century descriptor of what the Dorians considered themselves "The People of the Guadala River and Lupan Cliffs," gradually pushed the Seitrans back south and forced a formal peace settlement through the Olahn Accords in December of 1895. With the end of the war, the united Dorian state was then formalized as the Federation of Guadalupador.

"The story of unification in the face of adversity and crisis, in a fight for continued independence and national self determination is a story worth telling. Our own story is an inspiration to any freedom loving peoples across the world that uniting together for a cause greater than your own, you can achieve much more. We are proof of that." - Enrique Yanama

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Postby Greater Carloso » Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:32 pm

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Cárlos Tobón (@_carlosmtobon)
Just now from Madrigal, Carloso

I will be making a big announcement soon about CaBI19 and the situation in Kesslerstaadt!

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