Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Fo

[Gormwood]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

If any of you are wondering, the event is fake.

[Valentine Z]

If any of you are wondering, the event is fake.

Ohh, I most definitely think that it's fake, but.... what are the chances that there will be like 10-20 people appearing, realised that they didn't even make up 1% of the 900,000 people, so they went to a local bar, had a drink, and a party?

I am glad that people are still sensible... I hope. You will gain nothing (in fact, loss of life or jailtime) from trying to storm possibly the most guarded place on Earth.

[Nouvelle-Floride]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Meme or not, there is no excuse for trespassing onto a military base.

[Rojava Free State]

this reminds me of when the news was talking about brenton tarrant, the new Zealand mosque shooter, and they unironically states "he said he was a navy seal who served multiple tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan with over 300 confirmed kills." If this doesn't convince you that the government and media are robots, I don't know what will

In all seriousness though, I wouldn't be surprised if some idiots actually show up and try to jump the fence at area 51

[Rojava Free State]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

And some will begin spreading memes about the apocalypse

[Risottia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Some idiot will. And there's no shortage of idiots.

Likely some 100-1000 people will pop up at Area 51, try and break in, end up caught and get yelled at, told never to do such a stupid thing again, and then they will go get drunk at the Little Ale'inn.

[The South Falls]

All the headstones will be memes.

[Ifreann]

If any of you are wondering, the event is fake.

That's what the government wants you to think.

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Meme or not, there is no excuse for trespassing onto a military base.

He said, on Bastille Day.

[Costa Fierro]

Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Yes. It's Millennials trying to out-do the Zoomers in the downward spiral to think of the dumbest shit possible.

Soon the Zoomers will counter with something like drinking seawater to prevent global warming.

[Chestaan]

Boomers naruto running? No. The boomers will break in with bulletproof trucks, and the Karens will demand to see the manager of Area 51

you forgot to add that the Karens will demand compensation for hurting their precious baby and to be fired this instance.

What about the Kyle's? Aren't they going to punch through the wall?

[Ifreann]

Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Yes. It's Millennials trying to out-do the Zoomers in the downward spiral to think of the dumbest shit possible.

Soon the Zoomers will counter with something like drinking seawater to prevent global warming.

*gamer girl seawater

[Liriena]

Yes. It's Millennials trying to out-do the Zoomers in the downward spiral to think of the dumbest shit possible.

Soon the Zoomers will counter with something like drinking seawater to prevent global warming.

*gamer girl seawater

*Prince Sidon seawater uwu

[The South Falls]

*gamer girl seawater

*Prince Sidon seawater uwu

you mean pisswater owo uwu

[Liriena]

*Prince Sidon seawater uwu

you mean pisswater owo uwu

I want shark husbando to spit on me 0w0

[Rojava Free State]

I have a friend who's part of the storm area 51 group on facebook. He invited me to it and when I read the title and saw the description, I nearly fell out of my seat and choked to death laughing

[Rojava Free State]

Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Yes. It's Millennials trying to out-do the Zoomers in the downward spiral to think of the dumbest shit possible.

Soon the Zoomers will counter with something like drinking seawater to prevent global warming.

While I'm not a fan of my average human, I think zoomers get too demonized. Trust me, my generation has nothing on the millennials when it comes to terrible ideas. Thought the tide pod challenge was bad? Millennial folks outdid it with the "communists on the streets of portland" challenge, which resulted in andy Ngo ending up in the hospital and almost getting killed.

And I know people are gonna ask what that has to do with millennials. Most antifas are millennials. Not all millennials are far left but the amount who are is well in the majority whereas generation Z has politics more akin to liberterianism or center-right republicans. Aside from that though and the lack of idealism among my generation, yes, many of them are indeed idiots like how most humans are

[The South Falls]

you mean pisswater owo uwu

I want shark husbando to spit on me 0w0

and hit me with the trident üWü

[Highever]

Never thought the start of Civil War Part Deux would be the carpet bombing of meme lords.

[Christian Confederation]

If this actually happens get some right wing militias to help with the transport/ cover fire.
Opereration meme Storm- Thousands bum rushed area 51 and liberated the Aliens.

Reality.
The Area 51 massicer- a couple hundred nuts attempted to infiltrate area 51 and we're guned down.

[Rojava Free State]

Never thought the start of Civil War Part Deux would be the carpet bombing of meme lords.

This will only be funnier if some of the people storming area 51 dress as pepe the frog or wojack. I will be laughing as this goes down

[Rojava Free State]

If this actually happens get some right wing militias to help with the transport/ cover fire.
Opereration meme Storm- Thousands bum rushed area 51 and liberated the Aliens.

Reality.
The Area 51 massicer- a couple hundred nuts attempted to infiltrate area 51 and we're guned down.

Tell antifa that there's nazis on the premises and use them as a distraction so while they storm the base looking for nazis, everyone else can sneak around and into the secret laboratories

[Fascist Soyouso]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

At least it'll be a fun way for humanity to end though. It's better than the direction we're going in. [/doomer]

[Rojava Free State]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

At least it'll be a fun way for humanity to end though. It's better than the direction we're going in. [/doomer]

At least our ending will be chaotically awesome and not the doomerpocalypse of a dying, overpopulated world choked by resource exhaustion, war, disease, famine and climate change

[Highever]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

At least it'll be a fun way for humanity to end though. It's better than the direction we're going in. [/doomer]

I like to picture the scene as basically the same as when you destroy Roswell in wolfenstein, with all the top government officials and aliens fleeing earth for Venus and safety.