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by The Sakhalinsk Empire » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:31 am
by Bears Armed » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:23 am
Put Cameras In Our Milk
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Mild-mannered Anarchists
Together, we can reduce breakfast time homicide on a global scale by putting cameras in our milk. Sure, the cost of milk may dramatically increase, but with it will come new opportunities for employment! We can call these people the Milk Watchers. Also, while costly in production, these creamy cameras will be cost efficient in the long run; they can safely pass through the digestive tract, and then be recollected and reused! What's more important, your citizens or your dairy industry?
Approvals: 1 (Mild-mannered Anarchists)
GenSec Status: ILLEGAL — DISCARDED
Info
Discard (2): Bananaistan, Bears Armed
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Discard
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Illegal — Joke Proposal. (GOOD joke, I admit... ^_^). There's a thread for these in the GA forum, I'll re-post this one there so that can be remembered.
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Discard
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Illegal — Joke proposals (the GA proposal queue is not the place for jokes)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 84 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days 3 hours
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:28 am
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.
The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC
by Liberimery » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:54 pm
Bears Armed wrote:This was actually submitted, and has already been discarded, but I thought that it was worth keeping a copy here:Put Cameras In Our Milk
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Mild-mannered Anarchists
Together, we can reduce breakfast time homicide on a global scale by putting cameras in our milk. Sure, the cost of milk may dramatically increase, but with it will come new opportunities for employment! We can call these people the Milk Watchers. Also, while costly in production, these creamy cameras will be cost efficient in the long run; they can safely pass through the digestive tract, and then be recollected and reused! What's more important, your citizens or your dairy industry?
Approvals: 1 (Mild-mannered Anarchists)
GenSec Status: ILLEGAL — DISCARDED
Info
Discard (2): Bananaistan, Bears Armed
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Discard
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Illegal — Joke Proposal. (GOOD joke, I admit... ^_^). There's a thread for these in the GA forum, I'll re-post this one there so that can be remembered.
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Discard
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Illegal — Joke proposals (the GA proposal queue is not the place for jokes)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 84 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days 3 hours
by Bears Armed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:40 am
Liberimery wrote:Bears Armed wrote:This was actually submitted, and has already been discarded, but I thought that it was worth keeping a copy here:Put Cameras In Our MilkA resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.
Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Mild-mannered Anarchists
Together, we can reduce breakfast time homicide on a global scale by putting cameras in our milk. Sure, the cost of milk may dramatically increase, but with it will come new opportunities for employment! We can call these people the Milk Watchers. Also, while costly in production, these creamy cameras will be cost efficient in the long run; they can safely pass through the digestive tract, and then be recollected and reused! What's more important, your citizens or your dairy industry?
Approvals: 1 (Mild-mannered Anarchists)
GenSec Status: ILLEGAL — DISCARDED
Info
Discard (2): Bananaistan, Bears Armed
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Discard
2 minutes ago: Bears Armed: Illegal — Joke Proposal. (GOOD joke, I admit... ^_^). There's a thread for these in the GA forum, I'll re-post this one there so that can be remembered.
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Discard
3 hours ago: Bananaistan: Illegal — Joke proposals (the GA proposal queue is not the place for jokes)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 84 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days 3 hours
I had a gag challenge a page back to this. Basically boiled down to a joke about "Serial Murder" is not part of a balanced breakfast.
by Demiurges » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:40 pm
by Jutsa » Fri Nov 09, 2018 7:15 pm
by Goverwal » Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:32 am
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:45 pm
by Sierra Lyricalia » Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:51 pm
Goverwal wrote:Requires all ambassadors to be naked, so that they can dry themselves more quickly,
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:09 pm
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Goverwal wrote:Requires all ambassadors to be naked, so that they can dry themselves more quickly,
Leo takes another sip of tequila and suddenly straightens up with a beaming smile plastered across his face. "Done and done, sir! A capital idea! Now how did I get this damned necktie tied to infernally tight without strangling myself, I wonder... Truly a miracle among... Ah! that's got it. Now then, as I was saying, a fantastic plan, this. Back home it's all 'think of the children' this, and 'hairy old man nipples' that, and 'dangling, wrinkled scro-'"
"WRONG!" Steph shouts suddenly. "Nope! Incorrect! Failure of reasoning and legality! This right here is not happening! This provision of the proposal is illegal for contradiction of GAR #7, GAR #9, possibly GAR #22, and maybe #242 depending on how recently you've showered. Button your godsdamn shirt back up, spaceman, you're not on shore leave! Nobody wants to hear about your Holy Republic underground swingers' convention! Yes, the tie too, please!"
Steph glares around the room, her ice-grey eyes practically sparking. "No more encouraging him, you hear me?" The chamber door slams behind her as she exits.
"Joyless wench," Leo mutters under his breath.
by Democratic Empire of Romania » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:13 pm
Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:The World Assembly:
Aware that foxes are cute and cuddly;
Appalled that these innocent creatures are being killed for entertainment;
Recognising that foxes are often friends with dragons, which are big, And scary. And breathe fire;
Hereby
1. Defines the fox as any member of the genus Vulpes;
2. Prohibits the purposeful harming of any fox, including, but not limited to: murder, torture, and eating;
3. Affirms the right for nations to do as they please with foxes that have died of natural causes.
by Liberlitatia » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:29 am
by Alamka » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:35 am
BREAKING NEWS: FULL STATE LOCKDOWN INITIATED. DO NOT LET THEM WIN! MYCRAN AND VAKZOT-9 TO THE A.U.B. IMMEDIATELY! EXECUTE ALL I.D.O TERRORISTS!
by Outer Sparta » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:33 pm
by Dirty Americans » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:07 am
Goverwal wrote:Requires all ambassadors to be naked, so that they can dry themselves more quickly,
by Dirty Americans » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:30 am
by Nintendo Switch Parental Controls » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:13 am
by United Soviet States of Finland » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:36 pm
by Gurori » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:54 pm
by Wallenburg » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:06 pm
On the First Day of Christmas
Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the first day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- IA's secret telegram key.
by The Candy Of Bottles » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:38 pm
Wallenburg wrote:On the First Day of Christmas
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Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the first day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- IA's secret telegram key.
by Wrapper » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:55 pm
On the Second Day of Christmas
Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wrapper
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the second day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- two Orange Juliuses;
- and IA's secret telegram key.
by Wallenburg » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:43 pm
The Candy Of Bottles wrote:Wallenburg wrote:On the First Day of Christmas
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Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the first day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- IA's secret telegram key.
Oh, just a bit early there- the first day is the 25th, not the 24th. If you were in Europe it would probably work by now, but your forum profile says you're in California.
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