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by NeuPolska » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:03 am
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Qandaristania » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:07 am
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by NeuPolska » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:10 am
Qandaristania wrote:Tbh wiping isn't an optimal way of cleaning and doesn't actually clean your ass. I mean, if you got chocolate on your hands, would you use toilet paper to wipe it off?
Water gang for the win.
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Mzeusia » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:12 am
Qandaristania wrote:Tbh wiping isn't an optimal way of cleaning and doesn't actually clean your ass. I mean, if you got chocolate on your hands, would you use toilet paper to wipe it off?
Water gang for the win.
by Lolisokovia » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:16 am
And here is the message: Liking lolis doesn't mean you are a pedo, just like how liking first person shooters doesn't mean you like killing people
by The Corparation » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:17 am
Qandaristania wrote:Tbh wiping isn't an optimal way of cleaning and doesn't actually clean your ass. I mean, if you got chocolate on your hands, would you use toilet paper to wipe it off?
Water gang for the win.
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by NeuPolska » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:19 am
Lolisokovia wrote:for maximum cleanliness, i then apply toilet paper to my wet behind, and i dont go lightly on the amount i use.
it needs to be clean.
Kar-Esseria wrote:Who is that and are they female because if not then they can go make love to their hand.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Go home Polska wins NS.
United Mongol Hordes wrote:Polska isn't exactly the nicest guy in the world
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Hurd you miss the point more than Polska misses Poland.
Rhodesialund wrote:when you have Charlie ten feet away or something operating operationally.
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Gayla is living in 1985 but these guys are already in 1916
by Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:21 am
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by The Corparation » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:29 am
Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:I sit and wipe. And why TF are we discussing this?
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by Lolisokovia » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:30 am
Equatorial Green Stalagland wrote:Very interesting, right?
And here is the message: Liking lolis doesn't mean you are a pedo, just like how liking first person shooters doesn't mean you like killing people
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by Dumb Ideologies » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:16 am
Mushet wrote:Today is the 10th anniversary of my joining this website. I joined when I was a wee little 13 year old and this website, for better and worse, had some influence in my formative years to help make me the sad, pathetic man I am today. To celebrate this momentous occasion I had plans to make a good thread with a good topic. It didn't have to be completely original, but it had to be fresh, it had to be engaging, it had to be representative of my experience on this website and of the website as a whole. It didn't have to be the sort of topic NSG wants, rather the sort that NSG deserves.
Okay, let's talk about ass wiping.
Specifically let's talk about how we wipe our asses. It has to come to my attention that there are two major camps of ass wipers that are largely unaware of the other's existence, those who wipe their ass by sitting down, and those who stand up to do so. I am of the latter camp, and didn't even know that some people wipe their ass when they're still on the toilet until a few months ago. Generally we don't watch how other people wipe their asses, and this isn't exactly a subject broached in polite company. But we're not in polite company, we're on Nationstates! So let it all out NSG, spill the beans or corn if you ate a lot of it. I want to know how you guys wipe your asses, do you sit down, do you stand up, do you use a bidet, do you just leave it unwiped? Does this correlate with political persuasion? Do AnPrims squat down and only wipe with leaves and rocks? Are White Supremacists too opposed with soiling white toilet paper with brown excrement to wipe? Was hitler so grumpy because his asshole was so clogged up?
What say ye NSG?
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