Today is the 10th anniversary of my joining this website. I joined when I was a wee little 13 year old and this website, for better and worse, had some influence in my formative years to help make me the sad, pathetic man I am today. To celebrate this momentous occasion I had plans to make a good thread with a good topic. It didn't have to be completely original, but it had to be fresh, it had to be engaging, it had to be representative of my experience on this website and of the website as a whole. It didn't have to be the sort of topic NSG wants, rather the sort that NSG deserves.
Okay, let's talk about ass wiping.
Specifically let's talk about how we wipe our asses. It has to come to my attention that there are two major camps of ass wipers that are largely unaware of the other's existence, those who wipe their ass by sitting down, and those who stand up to do so. I am of the latter camp, and didn't even know that some people wipe their ass when they're still on the toilet until a few months ago. Generally we don't watch how other people wipe their asses, and this isn't exactly a subject broached in polite company. But we're not in polite company, we're on Nationstates! So let it all out NSG, spill the beans or corn if you ate a lot of it. I want to know how you guys wipe your asses, do you sit down, do you stand up, do you use a bidet, do you just leave it unwiped? Does this correlate with political persuasion? Do AnPrims squat down and only wipe with leaves and rocks? Are White Supremacists too opposed with soiling white toilet paper with brown excrement to wipe? Was hitler so grumpy because his asshole was so clogged up?
What say ye NSG?
