The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper wrote:Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Steph carefully stoppers the jug and stands up, trying to look conciliatory. "Well, now... You did say they were gonna throw the book at you even before you guys, together, came up with this half-assed half-cocked half-baked half-empty plan! Didn't you? At least this way you have a solid geopolitical motivation to underlie your future run for Wad President. I know now ain't the time to think about it, but your principles'll serve you in the long run."
"Besides," she grins, "who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"
Steph comes around the table looking for all the world like she might - to her surprise - try to give Ari a hug. Of all things.
(Ari nods as he hears the words, then looks up to see Steph approach him.)
ARI: You. This is all your fff..... your ffff.... heh heh heh. You remmmmember, you remember that time, Steph, that Wad Ty thought you were cute? Because you reminded him of his dad? That was so.... erm. And that one time! That one time, with the golems, and you and Bell, HA! The look on your faces, that was so priceless! Oh. Oh. Or that time Herby drank methanol and tried to make out with Pink's phonebox? Or that time Fairburn tried to attack that cactus? Or, or, or that one time, when Wad Ahume smacked Helen on the ass and called her "toots"? Or that time Janis got drunk and... erm. Never mind about that one. Or that topless fascist who thought she was... Keisha? Or the Frost Federation duo? Or Inky Schlingg... Flung... Hammer? Or Althea? Or Captain Chiang? Or that idiot -- what was his name? Branson? -- that caused that time rift because Helen killed him in one reality? OOH! Or how about that time Arya tried to set herself and the Doughnut on fire? That was fucking scary shit! OH! And Benjamin and the ogre with Sergeant Boobala's head? Or how about that time when... that time... when.... (He sighs, and plops down in a seat.) That time in the subbasement. That... that was unspeakable, what those goons did to Bell. That. That's what I'll remember. That. I mean, no, I don't mean to reminisce about unspeakable things happening to Bell, I mean... erm. You know what part I mean.
"I appreciate you not reminiscing about the details of my kidnapping too much. And the golem thing...well, that was just a big misunderstanding...It's been a pretty interesting ride, that's for sure." Bell says loftily, watching Steph hug the Wad without anybody being threatened with a rocket pistol.