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by Cogoria » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:24 am
by Omarango » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:18 am
by Araraukar » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:37 am
Omarango wrote:Issac Newton's
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by The Atlae Isles » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:47 pm
spam spam spam
Category: Health
Area of Effect: International Aid
Strength: Significant
The World Assembly,
Confused with the uses of the two spams,
Satisfied at the health content of which one of the spams can fulfill,
Aware that food waste is a huge problem,
Hereby
Defines spam as a block of salty meat of deliciousness and nutritious health content,
Changes the unwarranted annoyances of what was otherwise known as spam to be called masp,
Clarifies that eating masp should not be attempted and should be attempted on spam or caek,
Prompts nations to distribute the wonder known now as spam to its people and other impoverished countries,
Proclaims that emailing masp to others is not allowed, unless it's from a legitimate company selling spam,
Converts the so-called "spam-filter" to the "masp-filter,"
Transcends the fourth wall to make this possible,
Hacks the World Assembly to change its rules so this resolution is legal,
Reminds everybody about the topic of emailing spam,
Declares emailing spam as emailing advertisements for spam or a picture of spam,
Builds the 5th wall out of spam,
Instructs that the 5th wall be used to transcend time to distribute spam only,
Constructs the 6th wall out of caek,
Asserts that the spelling is properly "caek," and not "cake,"
Shows that the 6th wall is only used for viewing, in which matter is various states of spam, and energy is caek.
by States of Glory WA Office » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:49 pm
Digital Network Defence
Category: International Security | Strength: Mild
The World Assembly,
NOTING that British spelling is obviously superior to American spelling,
APPALLED that GA #378 incorrectly spells the word 'defence' as 'defense',
WISHING to correct this error without giving this otherwise decent resolution the axe,
HEREBY amends GA #378 to replace all instances of 'defense' with 'defence',
MANDATES that all resolutions use British spelling in future,
PROHIBITS resolutions from using colourful language (for the sake of the children, of course).
by The Atlae Isles » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:57 am
Repeal "Digital network Defence"
Category: repeal
Resolution: 378.5
The World Assembly,
SEEING as the resolution in question is a blatant overreach of language prescriptivism,
WORRYING of the fate of the word "caek," a word not recognized by the author's region,
OUTRAGED by the attempt to amend an existing resolution,
HEREBY repeals "Digital Network Defence."
by States of Glory WA Office » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:47 pm
Colour-Coding Wardrobes Based on Profession
Category: Social Justice | Strength: Strong
The Wardrobe Assembly,
BELIEVING that colour-coding people's wardrobes based on their profession makes about as much sense as requiring member states to switch to cashless financial transactions,
NOTING that it is ambiguous whether any of the so-called "Ambassadors" sent to this august organisation are actually ambassadors by profession,
WISHING to quell this hazardous ambiguity once and for all,
HEREBY:
- MANDATES that member states colour-code people's wardrobes based on their profession and according to these guidelines:
- Official ambassadors will have their wardrobes painted brown,
- People with actual jobs will have their wardrobes painted puce,
- ESTABLISHES the Colour-Coding Committee of Anthropic Wardrobes (CCCAW) which shall inspect the personal and diplomatic wardrobes of all WA diplomats for any irregularities,
- REQUIRES the CCCAW to treat diplomats who fail their inspections to a one-way first-class all-expenses-paid holiday to the Reflecting Pool.
by Sierra Lyricalia » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:06 am
States of Glory WA Office wrote:Digital Network Defence
Category: International Security | Strength: Mild
The World Assembly,
NOTING that British spelling is obviously superior to American spelling,
APPALLED that GA #378 incorrectly spells the word 'defence' as 'defense',
WISHING to correct this error without giving this otherwise decent resolution the axe,
HEREBY amends GA #378 to replace all instances of 'defense' with 'defence',
MANDATES that all resolutions use British spelling in future,
PROHIBITS resolutions from using colourful language (for the sake of the children, of course).
by Imperium Anglorum » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:48 pm
by Araraukar » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:37 am
Imperium Anglorum wrote:the front compartment of a car is a bonnet (and not an item of clothing)
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by The Atlae Isles » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:09 am
Imperium Anglorum wrote:(and all the highlighted territories of the Roman Empire to Byzantine control).
by Imperium Anglorum » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:55 pm
The Atlae Isles wrote:You don't include North Africa, Germania, Britannia, Middle East, or Crimea. What is with that?
by West Malikay » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:03 pm
Sensorland wrote:Hey guys, I decided to make my second joke proposal. This one's VERY funny.(Image)On Stuff
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decencyDescription: The World Assembly,
OVERLOOKING the fact that some stuff is good;
NOTICING stuff that is bad
REALIZING something must be done about bad stuff;
Hereby:
DEFINES:
Stuff as things,
Things as stuff,
Bad as not good,
and Good as not bad;
FURTHER DEFINES:
Oompa-Loompas as cocoa-loving creatures who work at Willy Wonka's factory,
This proposal as being redundant;
MANDATES
(i). That member NationStates ban all stuff.
(ii). That member NationStates impose a death penalty on anyone caught in possession of, using, or owning stuff,
(iii). That member NationStates break into Willy Wonka's factory and free all the Oompa-Loompas;
CREATES
The International Oompa-Loompa Stuff Destroying Organization (IOSDO);
REQUIRES The IOSDO to:
(i). Only hire Oompa-Loompas.
(ii). Pay the Oompa-Loompas in Cacao Beans.
(iii). Build lots of Bombs and Nukes to destroy stuff.
(iv). Also use these bombs and nukes to destroy things;
DECLARES that stuff is now illegal within all WA NationStates.
Hope you liked it!
by States of Glory WA Office » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:32 pm
Convention Against Socialism
Category: Red | Strength: Scare
The capitalist, freedom-loving and democratic World Assembly,
NOTING that socialism, Communism and Marxism are the roots of all evil,
BELIEVING that it is no coincidence that the colour red is associated with both the Devil and with socialism,
DECRYING socialism as anti-capitalist, anti-freedom and anti-democratic,
DECLARING all members of counterculture to be dirty commies,
DECLARING anyone who doesn't fully support this proposal to be a dirty commie,
DECLARING that since both socialism and drugs are evil, they must both be linked,
DECLARING that several socialist leaders, including but not limited to Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Castro, have terrible tastes in facial hair,
HEREBY:
- Defines socialism as the indecent combination of hippie shirts, cheap drugs and the esoteric teachings of weird bearded men,
- Tasks the WA Committee of Un-Capitalist Activities with the duty of identifying socialism, its practitioners and their activities,
- Bans socialism as a practice.
by Tinfect » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:57 am
States of Glory WA Office wrote:DECLARING that several socialist leaders, including but not limited to Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Castro, have terrible tastes in facial hair,
Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283
by Overthinkers » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:32 pm
The Bearded Assembly Act
Category: Facial Hair | Strength: Universal
The World Assembly,
NOTING that despite its being a force for good in the world, the World Assembly is ignored by the vast majority of nations,
THEORIZING that this is due to a lack of interest,
KNOWING that beards, by their very nature, make anything more awesome,
WONDERING why these always start with all-caps,
RETURNING to the subject of the proposal,
HERBY:
I. DEFINES, for the purpose of this resolution, "beard" as facial hair grown on the lower part of the face.
II. REQUIRES:
A. All ambassadors to the World Assembly that are physically able to grow a beard to do so.
A. All ambassadors to the World Assembly that are not physically able to grow a beard to wear a false beard.
III. MANDATES that these beards, real or false, shall be plainly visible and worn at all times.
IV. CREATES the World Assembly Beard Enforcement and Regulation Department (BEARD), and authorizes it to lay down further regulations regarding the facial hair of ambassadors.
V. CLARIFIES that this resolution applies to all sexes and species that member nations may choose to represent them.
VI. FURTHER CLARIFIES that this resolution is not to be construed to regulate moustaches.
Altino said:
OT is full of surprises. Just most of them are terrible.
Zoran wrote:
OT has unlimited power
but tiny living space
Arlandias wrote:
You have got to be the worst mod ever
Tommyinnit Cool Empire wrote:
I hate you overthinkers i want giovioland back
by States of Glory WA Office » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:53 pm
Overthinkers wrote:HERBY
by The Greater Siriusian Domain » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:03 pm
The right to ROCK
Category: ROCKStrength: ALL OF EXISTENCE
Acknowledging the basic sapient right to ROCK,
Appalled that certain groups would deny sapient beings the right to ROCK,
Worried that such groups could grow in power and attempt to further their offenses against the omniversal gods of ROCK,
Respecting everyone's right to their own opinion on ROCK, yet
Appalled that some sapient beings use that right as an excuse to hypocritically deny others the right to ROCK,
This resolution hereby:
Officially Affirms that the right to ROCK is an inalienable basic right of sapient beings,
Prohibits national legislation that would infringe upon one's right to ROCK,
AND
Establishes the omniversal ROCK 'N' ROLL Hall of Fame, which has the responsibility of archiving all of ROCK
by Imperium Anglorum » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:44 am
The Greater Siriusian Domain wrote:If this were to be cleaned up and made rules compliant, could this be legally submitted to the General Assembly?
by Oerstland » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:12 am
Repealing the right to repeal
Category: Removing freedoms | Strength: Infinite | Proposed by: ihatethewa2008
ACKNOWLEDGING the fact that repealing things is fun.
CONCERNED that sometimes well-written laws are repealed and the time spent writing them is thus wasted.
CONVINCED that removing the ability to repeal laws will make the WA a better place.
CONCERNED this clause has alot of words beginning with the letter c.
HEREBY REPEALS your ability to repeal stuff.
Kingdom of Oerstland (Kungadömet Östland)Swedish 90's kid, brony, pro-social democracy. Patriotic, if making a nation on NS inspired by Sweden counts as that.I do not neccessarily agree with everything Oerstland stands for. Just a large part of it.I really don't engage in the WA alot, other than the joke proposals thread. Still, if you feel the need to call out my WA gal for some reason, his name would be Linus Steinstedt.
DO NOT USE NS STATS - THEY ARE MORE USELESS THAN A PENCIL IN A DESERT
My other currently active nation is Starwind, and links to Oerstland's IIwiki pages will be provided at a later date (soon-ish).
Also, yes, I realize the analogy in red above was a horrible one.
by Araraukar » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:58 am
The Greater Siriusian Domain wrote:*snip*
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Tinfect » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:29 am
Oerstland wrote:please don't crucify me
Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283
by Unnamedland » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:08 am
GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTIONBan All WA ResolutionsA resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.
DESCRIPTION:
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,
Noting that WA resolutions can be funny, interesting, and sometimes even useful,
Also noting,however, that WA resolutions have caused many problems before,
Recognizing that WA resolutions have created large amounts of debate, which leads to political instability and thoughtcrime,
Aware of the fact that WA resolutions can easily be repealed,
Concerned that the occasional usefulness of WA resolutions may cause laziness,
Aware of the fact that laziness is detrimental to the nations and people of the world,
Recognizing that kittens are cute,
Also recognizing that the above clause is completely random,
Declaring that all WA nations would spend their time better if they petted cute kittens instead of writing proposals,
Recognizing that clause vii is no longer so random,
Understanding that WA resolutions have created a swamp that obviously needs to be drained,
Dismayed that there are no current resolutions promoting the petting of kittens,
Realizing that all national governments have limited amounts of time,
Concerned that WA bureaucrats are losing their sense of humor,
Recognizing that WA joke proposals are not doing enough to prevent this,
Understanding that the only way to restore a sense of humor to bureaucrats is to ban WA resolutions,
Defining:
i. Political instability as anything that has to do with Trump,
ii. Thoughtcrime as anything that violates the teaching of Big Sister and/or is detrimental to the party and/or the war effort against Eurasia and/or Eastasia,
iii. Laziness as the state of not doing anything,
iv. Kittens as the fluffiest possible form of Felis Catus,
v. Bureaucrats as people that are boring,
vi. Recursion as the state of being recursive,
vii. Recursive as having recursion,
Understanding that the second definition in the previous clause required a large amount of and/or's,
Realizing that passing this resolution would create a paradox, as this itself is a WA resolution,
However noting that this paradox could easily be solved.
Because of the above reasons, the World Assembly Hereby Mandates
i. the creation of the World Assembly Philosophical Panel to resolve this paradox,
ii. the ban of all WA resolutions.
iii. the creation of international kitten petting days according to the formula of [total amount of days in your nation's official calendar]/(27683-27681-2+77/11-7)+[leap days, if applicable]*1,
iv. the recognition of lack of a sense of humor as a disease, which can be cured by joke transplants,
v. the creation of an International WA Bureaucrat Rehabilitation Commitee to help bureaucrats with PTSD re-adjust to normal life,
vi. The Creation of the International And/Or Labor Union to negotiate fair wages and to prevent overworking for the phrase and/or.
by Skylus » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:20 am
by States of Glory WA Office » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:12 pm
Unnamedland wrote:[total amount of days in your nation's official calendar]/(27683-27681+2+77/11-7)+[leap days, if applicable]*1,
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