"So... I'm not dead? Oh thank GOD...Dess. Seriously. That would've ruined my whole day. Oh right, my name is Otis, or Speedy, whichever you prefer. Don't let the reptilian features, blue skin, tail, lack of the proper number of fingers and total lack toes fool you. I'm from Earth. This whole looking like... This thing. Is pretty new. I've been an alien for like... 3 days? I think. I'm not really an alien. Inhuman is the term. Recessive alien genetics or something like that. It's pretty cool." He explained and listened to Valka explain her position. "Ooooohhh. Okay, that makes sense. I've read about Asgard on the news. I didn't know you were the one in charge."
He thought about it. It wasn't a bad idea to have a magic hammer if he was going to be a Royal guard. Plus the cool factor was just too much. "So you want me to make sure it wasn't just a fluke? That's fair. I was never very good at tests if I'm going to be honest..." He said and grabbed the handle of the hammer, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and lifted the hammer over his head still with his eyes closed. "Um... Did I pass?" He asked. "Hey. I got a random idea. Why don't you make a few more of these and throw them all over Earth? If you use the same enchantment so bad people can't use it, then you could have like... A Thor corp! It even rhymes! I mean Thor is like... Thor. But he's only one guy.... God."