Osarius wrote:DesAnges wrote:- snip -
Des! You wound me! What happened to the pseudo-Mellbeard?!
Wait... did you have to do something which required trimming of the face-rug? Like a wedding or something? Because I totally understand the struggle, brah. Society and it's silly conventions. Don't people realise that beards make you hotter? Science said so.
Anyways...
I'm 27 btw. Which means it's a good thing I'm not a popular rock star, eh?
Hi you're cute. I can work with cute. Come with me.

























