Holy Cheese and Shoes wrote:Yes we are all descended from Adam and Eve, but that's not incest because that would be wrong. You see, it is and it isn't, and God is 3 people but just 1 person, both dead, alive and reborn, vengeful, merciful, kind, jealous (but of no-one because there are no others), who we are grateful died (but didn't) for our sins (that he gave us no choice in having but was magnanimous enough to forgive). It all makes sense if you just forget about logic. I would, for the chance of free wine once a week.
I only remember stale smigdeons of bread and cheap ass wine for my communion.