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The Corparation
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:43 pm

Arkinesia wrote:
Harata wrote:Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Lots of things make sense now.

This one is epicish.
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Xenohumanity
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Xenohumanity » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:41 am

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote: Well, that's as close to sex as I'm going to get here. Thanks.
*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.
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Izandai
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.

:rofl:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:34 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:*puts hands on shoulders* Son, from now on, I, Sunny Marionette, have brutally removed your virginity as far as Nationstates is concerned.

What thread was that from?
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Greater Miami Shores
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Miami Shores » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:53 pm

As posted to me by a fellow nationstater one night when I was posting drunk: Hey Dude Friends dont let Friends Post Drunk.
lol, i'm having a lol attack.I'm a Pic aholic, Map aholic, and Copy holic. Love History, Biographies, Geography, Statistics, NS RP S with Pics, real world and regional nation names, real persons, ambassadors, government ministers, and heads of states, Math, Accounting, Percentages %, facts and figures. As long as the CDRs exist in Cuba, their wil never be anyReal Changes In Cuba You Can Believe In.A legally registerd non governmental organization. President Obama's so called new policy on Cuba, is the same policy as practiced by Canada, the EU, EU Nations and others, that dosent work, no wonder. Lol I am having a Lol attack. I will never take anyone before the Mod Gods and our Goddess Almighty Violet. I am not a Chivato-Informer like the CDR members In Cuba. Lol I am having a lol attack.

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Xenohumanity
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Xenohumanity » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:53 am

Grenartia wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:

What thread was that from?

It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:32 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:
Grenartia wrote:What thread was that from?

It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.


Never got a chance to post there... :(
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The blAAtschApen
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Postby The blAAtschApen » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:34 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:It was from the Virginity Thread.
FUN TIMES.


Never got a chance to post there... :(


So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?
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Minoriteeburg
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Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:44 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there... :(


So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?


:eek:
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Trippoli
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Ex-Nation

Postby Trippoli » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:50 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.
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North Wiedna wrote:
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.

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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:21 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there... :(


So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?


Yes. Blaat could say that.

*misses the old F7*
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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Corporate Police State

Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:13 pm

Geniasis wrote:I don't know what you see, but I have no desire to stick my penis into a giant ball of fire.

This is probably one of my favorite quotes that I've sigged.
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The Corparation
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Corparation » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:20 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Never got a chance to post there... :(


So when it comes to the Virginity thread you are a virgin in the way that you never posted in it?

What do you know. An epicish quote first heard on this thread. Saved us the trouble of hunting it down. Good little sheep.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 pm

Sorratsin wrote:It's just dick-waving, one of mankind's oldest political traditions.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:12 pm

Nicksyllvania wrote:
Jbeil wrote:Hm...Are there Arabs in the RP ?
Or Black Africans ?

I have to consider Francia's stance towards them if it does.

This is a Fantasy Rp

all humans are obviously white.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:That's quite obviously not true. Many moder terrorists are Muslim, but there have been many, many more people throughout history who have been terrorists, as well.


Aha, the mods ARE terrorists after all! I KNEW it!
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Izandai
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Founded: May 27, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 pm

:rofl: Both of the above are awesome.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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The Corparation
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Corparation » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:15 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I wouldn't want to tarnish his near impeccable career with a portayal of me.

He would redfine you! I mean, that God character wasn't Mr. Popular before Freeman played Him. Now His book's sales are off the charts!
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:32 pm

The Norwegian Blue wrote:
Hey, [AIDS victims] were probably totally asking for AIDS, anyway. Did you see that short skirt their immune system was wearing?
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The Corparation
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Postby The Corparation » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:01 pm

On the Obama depicted as Chimpazee... Racist or Not? thread:
NERVUN wrote:I think we need the heat dialed back again. I am getting a bit tired of having to come back into this thread for the same purpose. If we have to issue yet another chilly down I swear I will coat the lot of you in chocolate, tie a ribbon around your necks and leave you all in front of a elementary school with a note to the kids saying you have a creamy center! Settle down people.
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Marcheria
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Postby Marcheria » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:04 pm

Just look at my sig. They may not exactly be on NS, but all are NS players in real life.
I'm BACK after a long absence! New sig to come.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:34 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:America's wart.

Warts have to be attached to the skin. Cuba is an island. And considering its close proximity to America's penis... I think we all know what it is.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Horsefish
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Postby Horsefish » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:39 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
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Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:45 am

Unhealthy2 wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Close enough. Still annoying.


Sure, but they're like postmodernists that way. They don't really believe what they're saying. It's just an exercise in mental masturbation.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:53 am

Bottle wrote:The reason most people can come together in hatred of Objectivism has little to do with the actual principles of the philosophy, and more to do with the fact that absolutely everyone who reads Atlas Shrugged becomes a complete asshole for at least two weeks.


Tekania wrote:This isn't an us (heterosexual) vs. them (homosexual) conflict, this is a you (homophobic) vs. us (heterosexual/homosexual) conflict.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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