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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm

SaintB wrote:
Solyhniya wrote:
That used to happen to me, and in fact my Russian greatly improves in fluency well I'm nearly unconscious on vodka 8)

That's because Russian is a language meant to be spoken while nearly unconscious from vodka.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Intangelon
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Postby Intangelon » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm

I don't save mine. I'm just not that funny.
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Christmahanikwanzikah
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Also, nothing I've said.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:


Disagree.

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Sunny Marionette
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Norstal wrote:He's just gonna get even more excited.

YEEEEEEAH!

Betty White is too...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:12 pm

Norstal wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

That is quite unfortunate. I find the noise quite hyperbolic, but it reaches the depths of Elmo. It shows his true color. Red. NON! Rouge. His fiery innocence is drained by the Sith Lord, allowing waves upon waves of eroticism, only found in movies made by Gallo Productions Inc.

Though he is getting slightly better with Big Bird in Snuffy's.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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The Corparation
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Founded: Aug 31, 2009
Corporate Police State

Postby The Corparation » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:59 pm

German Nazi Powers wrote:I will give you several situations. HOW WOULD YOU REACT?


1. A nation in your region is suddenly taken over by a maniacal dictator. He begins to conquer other nations,but still treats you nicely. He has a huge supply of nuclear arms. He is extremely powerful,but you think you can still handle a war with him,but at a great cost.He may soon turn against your nation as well. HOW DO YOU REACT?

2. A terrorist hijacks a plane with important citizens on it. He will let them go if you step down.If you bomb the plane,they all will die. If you send soldiers,he will try to kill them,but they may save a few citizens. HOW DO YOU REACT?

3. Protests in your nation are beginning to turn violent. About 10 people died,and the number will obviously rise. The protesters demands are that you evacuate troops from a rather evil country. If you kill the protesters, more protesters will probably come. HOW DO YOU REACT?

4. A terrorist has escaped from prison. He has killed about 670 people already. You could catch him,if you gave more money to the police. If you do this, than you will not be helping with the pandemic in your nation. Both issues need the money. The pandemic has killed about 560 people. HOW DO YOU REACT?

5. After several spies were caught, people have been demanding the formation of a secret police,which will cost the majority of your budget. However, several people have been demanding that the majority of your budget go to welfare,after the poverty level rose to an amazing 20%.HOW DO YOU REACT?


Baltenstein wrote:In answer to all of your questions:

I would wonder who the hell delegated me the authority to command armies and govern the national budget. Then I would use them to invade Poland.
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:41 pm

Mushet wrote:You can't frown when you're goin' brown :p
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
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I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.

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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:18 pm

Mussoliniopoli wrote:Damn why so fast? I was still making up uh reading the rest of this very complex operation. Ok drink the bottle of Tequila then don the gasmask. Begin lubing up the anal orifice of the Mexican Midget with the vaseline you have already acquired. Now plug in the can opener and get the the device going then begin to insert into the orifice of said midget. If you have trouble getting it inside make sure to restrain the midget or just kick it as far up as you feel comfortable doing. Then proceed to beat the midget with the rubber hose while screaming your Ex-Girlfriend's name while sodomizing said midget. If this doesn't work....uhhh well I didn't tell you to do this obviously.
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:33 am

In "Top 5 fav songs" thread


Idealismania wrote:1. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
2. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
3. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
4. Can't touch this -- M.C. Hammer
5. Tiptoe through the tulips -- Tiny Tim
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
10) Neurodiversity

I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.

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United Casio
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Founded: May 31, 2010
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Postby United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:37 am

By ZenoHumanity:


Xenohumanity wrote:That's like saying...
"I'm going to find that color Yellow and wreck his shit sideways. Bitch still owes me $250 for when his car broke. Imma fuck him up, I am."



By Gráinne Ní Malley:

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Welcome. I hope your prison cell is to your liking. We try extra hard to make things super shiny around here, but don't be surprised if you notice some yellow stains in the corner. Our budget is low and our inmates our varied. If you hear someone yelling about abortion, it is sure to be followed by simultaneous cries of religion is this, or homosexuality is that. Watch where you step. Don't drop the soap anywhere near the mods, and enjoy your stay.
Last edited by United Casio on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:37 am, edited 1 time in total.

None at the moment.
Name:The People's State of United Casio
Leader: Undefined
Ideology:Communism
Main Race:Aryan
Delegacies held:2
Founderships held:10
Use of Nuclear Weapons? Assured.
My nations ideology, Communism, does not represent my own ideology
Peacetime readiness
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?

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Xenohumanity
Minister
 
Posts: 2682
Founded: Jun 24, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Xenohumanity » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:14 am

United Casio wrote:By ZenoHumanity:
Xenohumanity wrote:That's like saying...
"I'm going to find that color Yellow and wreck his shit sideways. Bitch still owes me $250 for when his car broke. Imma fuck him up, I am."

:lol:
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*Checks Calender*

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Grainne Ni Malley
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Founded: Oct 17, 2005
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:44 pm

United Casio wrote:By Gráinne Ní Malley:

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Welcome. I hope your prison cell is to your liking. We try extra hard to make things super shiny around here, but don't be surprised if you notice some yellow stains in the corner. Our budget is low and our inmates our varied. If you hear someone yelling about abortion, it is sure to be followed by simultaneous cries of religion is this, or homosexuality is that. Watch where you step. Don't drop the soap anywhere near the mods, and enjoy your stay.


Woo hoo, I'm finally in this thread. And you even put the accents above the appropriate places for my name! :hug:
*insert boring personal information, political slant, witty quotes, and some fancy text color here*

Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:46 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Woo hoo, I'm finally in this thread.


*shuns*
Originally Potaria, from January 2005; add 17,601 posts.

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Grainne Ni Malley
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:18 pm

Potarius wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Woo hoo, I'm finally in this thread.


*shuns*


Seriously? You stalked me all the way to this thread simply to shun me in my brief moment of glory? Pffft. :p
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Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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United Casio
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Postby United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:24 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
United Casio wrote:By Gráinne Ní Malley:



Woo hoo, I'm finally in this thread. And you even put the accents above the appropriate places for my name! :hug:



*bows*

You're hilarious

None at the moment.
Name:The People's State of United Casio
Leader: Undefined
Ideology:Communism
Main Race:Aryan
Delegacies held:2
Founderships held:10
Use of Nuclear Weapons? Assured.
My nations ideology, Communism, does not represent my own ideology
Peacetime readiness
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?

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Grainne Ni Malley
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:27 pm

United Casio wrote:*bows*

You're hilarious


Thank you. It's what I live for, striving to make others laugh. Though, not everyone gets my humor. :)
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Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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United Casio
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Postby United Casio » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:28 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
United Casio wrote:*bows*

You're hilarious


Thank you. It's what I live for, striving to make others laugh. Though, not everyone gets my humor. :)


:P You're in my sig

None at the moment.
Name:The People's State of United Casio
Leader: Undefined
Ideology:Communism
Main Race:Aryan
Delegacies held:2
Founderships held:10
Use of Nuclear Weapons? Assured.
My nations ideology, Communism, does not represent my own ideology
Peacetime readiness
The Corparation wrote:You burned a caked.......you poor sadistic bastard. What did that cake ever do to you?

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Grainne Ni Malley
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:31 pm

United Casio wrote::P You're in my sig


I saw that. I'm trying to be modest. *insert big grin here*

Thank you for petting my ego, though. Feel free to do so daily.
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Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:32 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
United Casio wrote:*bows*

You're hilarious


Thank you. It's what I live for, striving to make others laugh. Though, not everyone gets my humor. :)

Aww, it happens to the best of us funny people though. Especially when we have an original sense of humor.
Hi my name is SaintB and I am prone to sarcasm and hyperbole. Because of this I make no warranties, express or implied, concerning the accuracy, completeness, reliability or suitability of the above statement, of its constituent parts, or of any supporting data. These terms are subject to change without notice from myself.

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Grainne Ni Malley
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:35 pm

SaintB wrote:Aww, it happens to the best of us funny people though. Especially when we have an original sense of humor.

True that. I laugh at -I mean with- many people here on a regular basis, including yourself. :)
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Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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SaintB
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Postby SaintB » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:37 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
SaintB wrote:Aww, it happens to the best of us funny people though. Especially when we have an original sense of humor.

True that. I laugh at -I mean with- many people here on a regular basis, including yourself. :)

Danke. I always wonder whether or not people get my jokes.
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Xenohumanity
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Founded: Jun 24, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Xenohumanity » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:02 pm

Novikov wrote:
The Naked Men wrote:I have a brilliant idea. You are a yellow monster that has to eat some pills. You're running in a maze and some spooks are chasing you. In each corner you have super pill, after eating it, you can eat the spooks.

Well, what about that?

Nobody would buy a game about a Chinese drug addict being chased by the CIA...
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Potarius
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Postby Potarius » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:35 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Potarius wrote:
*shuns*


Seriously? You stalked me all the way to this thread simply to shun me in my brief moment of glory? Pffft. :p


*resists urge to sig*
Originally Potaria, from January 2005; add 17,601 posts.

The Obi-Wan of sex.

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United Dependencies
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby United Dependencies » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:32 pm

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
-- Abraham Lincoln

Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:12 pm

I just hit an idea. I'm gonna use the first post I made in this thread as a storage area for quotes, so I can free up my sig. *nods* I'm tellin yall this because I dont want yall to screw up and make the mods delete this thread.
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