What do you look for in a "romantic" relationship

[Major-Tom]

Transparency, honesty and open communication.

Big tiddy ghost gf yes.

Edit: Wow, I'm amazed at how many people thought my wording was whack, lmfao.

[Cekoviu]

Big tiddy ghost gf yes.

Edit: Wow, I'm amazed at how many people thought my wording was whack, lmfao.

Tbh your wording was fine, it's just ribbing.
Personally, I'd rather have a more opaque partner. Easier to find in a crowd that way.

[Major-Tom]

Big tiddy ghost gf yes.

Edit: Wow, I'm amazed at how many people thought my wording was whack, lmfao.

Tbh your wording was fine, it's just ribbing.
Personally, I'd rather have a more opaque partner. Easier to find in a crowd that way.

Oh I know, I'm just quite used to finding myself with my foot in my mouth. In other words, sometimes my word choice is dogshit lmao.

[DACOROMANIA]

What do I want?
First, I don't have humor. Perhaps I don't have humor at all. The problem is that all demands humor. Have you seen the vulcanian Spock from Star Trek series? My humor is like his one.
My preference is that a life partner should be good and beautiful in body and in soul. I'd like be human, white skin European or Asian.
Secondly, I demand respect and seriousness. If a person don't respect then that person cannot love. Loyalty too.
Yeah, if I can be ever a leader (can I be king, please?) in real life I'd like a loyal and sexy ninja-type woman as a mate/spouse and guardian in same time.
However, I'd like 2 open-minded wives for me if ever possible. One may be "queen" and the other as "guardian".

[Cekoviu]

What do I want?
First, I don't have humor. Perhaps I don't have humor at all. The problem is that all demands humor. Have you seen the vulcanian Spock from Star Trek series? My humor is like his one.
My preference is that a life partner should be good and beautiful in body and in soul. I'd like be human, white skin European or Asian.
Secondly, I demand respect and seriousness. If a person don't respect then that person cannot love. Loyalty too.
Yeah, if I can be ever a leader (can I be king, please?) in real life I'd like a loyal and sexy ninja-type woman as a mate/spouse and guardian in same time.
However, I'd like 2 open-minded wives for me if ever possible. One may be "queen" and the other as "guardian".

Sounds like a bit of a downer to be with someone who doesn't like humor, tbh.

[Thepeopl]

What do I want?
First, I don't have humor. Perhaps I don't have humor at all. The problem is that all demands humor. Have you seen the vulcanian Spock from Star Trek series? My humor is like his one.
My preference is that a life partner should be good and beautiful in body and in soul. I'd like be human, white skin European or Asian.
Secondly, I demand respect and seriousness. If a person don't respect then that person cannot love. Loyalty too.
Yeah, if I can be ever a leader (can I be king, please?) in real life I'd like a loyal and sexy ninja-type woman as a mate/spouse and guardian in same time.
However, I'd like 2 open-minded wives for me if ever possible. One may be "queen" and the other as "guardian".

I find your post really funny. As long as you can handle that, you should be fine in the relationship area

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No ability to play the banjo. That’s pretty much it.

[Ethel mermania]

No ability to play the banjo. That’s pretty much it.

You seriously need to move

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No ability to play the banjo. That’s pretty much it.

You seriously need to move

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

[Ethel mermania]

You seriously need to move

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

I am sorry.

[Greed and Death]

You seriously need to move

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

Dont worry Banjo serenades is like root beer. The more your are banjoed the more you will come to enjoy them. A few more years and you will be the one serenading Mrs. Mermania.

[Ethel mermania]

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

Dont worry Banjo serenades is like root beer. The more your are banjoed the more you will come to enjoy them. A few more years and you will be the one serenading Mrs. Mermania.

Stranger things have happened

[Bear Stearns]

Lowkey I need someone to be an organizer for me. I get too focused on work I barely keep track of things in my personal life. I'm bad at keeping appointments or reservations.

[Pacomia]

The person has to not exist.

[Cekoviu]

You seriously need to move

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

...and you're sure this is the right person for you?

The person has to not exist.

To use an outdated colloquialism, mood.

[United Muscovite Nations]

Some girl told me that she tried to memorize all the Roman Emperors in order, but couldn't get past the Third Century Crisis because of all the assassinations. I think I'm in love.

[Cekoviu]

Some girl told me that she tried to memorize all the Roman Emperors in order, but couldn't get past the Third Century Crisis because of all the assassinations. I think I'm in love.

Boring. Let me know when she starts talking about the effect of Roman expansion on historical linguistics around the Mediterranean.

[United Muscovite Nations]

Some girl told me that she tried to memorize all the Roman Emperors in order, but couldn't get past the Third Century Crisis because of all the assassinations. I think I'm in love.

Boring. Let me know when she starts talking about the effect of Roman expansion on historical linguistics around the Mediterranean.

Jokes on you, she's a classics major who studies ancient Greek, so she's almost surely interested in that.

[Pacomia]

The person has to not exist.

Just realised this implies I want a romantic relationship with a fictional character.

Not what I meant. I want a romantic relationship with no one

[Heloin]

The person has to not exist.

Just realised this implies I want a romantic relationship with a fictional character.

Not what I meant. I want a romantic relationship with no one

We all know about your secret waifu now, no need to hide it anymore.

[Cappuccina]

Some girl told me that she tried to memorize all the Roman Emperors in order, but couldn't get past the Third Century Crisis because of all the assassinations. I think I'm in love.

Boring. Let me know when she starts talking about the effect of Roman expansion on historical linguistics around the Mediterranean.

*sploosh*

[Kowani]

If Mrs. Mermania tried to make you fall in love with her by climbing up into your balcony and serenading you with a banjo, like he did to me, you’d understand. *cringe*

...and you're sure this is the right person for you?

The person has to not exist.

To use an outdated colloquialism, mood.

Not outdated, but okay.

[Drongonia]

Damn this thread makes me lonelier than ever

[Grenartia]

Lowkey I need someone to be an organizer for me. I get too focused on work I barely keep track of things in my personal life. I'm bad at keeping appointments or reservations.

Protip: don't think of potential partners like that. Romantic partners aren't replacements for your phone's calendar app.

Personally, I'm just looking for someone(s) who can look past my ugly mug, shares my interests, and appreciates my shitty jokes.

[The Land of Whiskey]

I suppose what I truly look for is somebody that I feel like I need to protect and keep safe. Maybe someone a little rough around the edges, a little broken on the inside who I think that I can save from whatever is haunting them. Someone that I can make their life better by me being in it and loving them and in turn make my life better each day that I am reminded of that fact.

Also a man with ginger hair. Gingers are the best.