Pick Up Lines

[Barzan]

Yeah, I know what "hit that" means, I just don't know what it is you're asking me to "hit".

Kobrania. You did say you'd be surprised if the boy and girls weren't all over Kob.

Oh, no. I don't have any sexual interest in men. He's just good-looking, and someone who looks like that probably gets hit-on by everyone.

[Kirrix]

Yeah, I know what "hit that" means, I just don't know what it is you're asking me to "hit".

Kobrania. You did say you'd be surprised if the boy and girls weren't all over Kob.

Oh, no. I don't have any sexual interest in men. He's just good-looking, and someone who looks like that probably gets hit-on by everyone.

Ah.

Actually, this particular conversation has reminded me of another fun one. Tap your target on the shoulder and when they turn to ask what you want, reply "Nothing, I just wanted to be able to say I tapped that."

[Barzan]

Yeah, I know what "hit that" means, I just don't know what it is you're asking me to "hit".

Kobrania. You did say you'd be surprised if the boy and girls weren't all over Kob.

Oh, no. I don't have any sexual interest in men. He's just good-looking, and someone who looks like that probably gets hit-on by everyone.

Ah.

Actually, this particular conversation has reminded me of another fun one. Tap your target on the shoulder and when they turn to ask what you want, reply "Nothing, I just wanted to be able to say I tapped that."

I'm gonna save that for the next time I meet a hot Asian girl.

[Kirrix]

Yeah, I know what "hit that" means, I just don't know what it is you're asking me to "hit".

Kobrania. You did say you'd be surprised if the boy and girls weren't all over Kob.

Oh, no. I don't have any sexual interest in men. He's just good-looking, and someone who looks like that probably gets hit-on by everyone.

Ah.

Actually, this particular conversation has reminded me of another fun one. Tap your target on the shoulder and when they turn to ask what you want, reply "Nothing, I just wanted to be able to say I tapped that."

I'm gonna save that for the next time I meet a hot Asian girl.

Oh the AZNs. I dated one once. Fun girl. Tried to shove a broom handle up the ass of an attempted rapist.

[The Macabees]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[Kirrix]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Already brought that up back on the first page.

[Rolamec]

Regardless of what the critic may say, pick up lines are just hilarious and often used to break the ice. Though not if your interested in being a pua. I found myself using them to break the akward silence when I'm assigned to a group in college classes, or if I just want to joke around with a chick, sometimes that can lead to other places (it makes you seem hilarious). I think the misconception that pick up lines may work is the idea that being bold is the way to "win a girl's heart" or at least get her in bed. Yeah, being bold is important, but cheesy lines with sexual innuendos usually just get you either a). slapped, b). punched, c). kicked in the crotch, d). rolled eyes, or e). All of the above.

[Chrif]

Regardless of what the critic may say, pick up lines are just hilarious and often used to break the ice. Though not if your interested in being a pua. I found myself using them to break the akward silence when I'm assigned to a group in college classes, or if I just want to joke around with a chick, sometimes that can lead to other places (it makes you seem hilarious). I think the misconception that pick up lines may work is the idea that being bold is the way to "win a girl's heart" or at least get her in bed. Yeah, being bold is important, but cheesy lines with sexual innuendos usually just get you either a). slapped, b). punched, c). kicked in the crotch, d). rolled eyes, or e). All of the above.

to true

[Uawc]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd catch you first."

I actually used that.

Lol: Did it work?

That is the funniest one i have ever heard.

Yes. Yes, it did.

Because I am the master pimp.

[Dyakovo]

Umm...

"Hi, my name is milk, and I'll do your body good."

This would have been funny if Milks Empire had posted it...

I was just thinking that. How creepy.

Heh...

[Dyakovo]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I do... You dont understand... This guy... I dont even know how put it he's so disturbing, like he would mean it in that way. I am not kidding, that guy's just gross... Its like he'll hit on you and then if you dont agree to fuck him he'll rape you. Believe me, I know this from experience. (No, I didnt get raped)

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

Hmmm...
Actually cutting the end off is a bit far for me...

[Dyakovo]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

SUV

ಠ_ಠ

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out...
Law and Order: Sport utility Vehicle...
I think NBC might actually jump on that...

[Dyakovo]

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I did not think of this.
*takes notes*

Or hire somebody to offer him a blow job then have her bite his dick off. Bweeh hehehehehehehe. Ive thought about this long and hard believe me. Ah! Revenge is sweet.

O_o

What? You piss off the Kim you pay in full.

Now you just betrayed yourself, my dear. We all know your name now.

Ah but you see, this was my intention and I plan on announcing myself to the world. *Gets up on soapbox and puffs up chest* I AM KIMBERLY!!!! DICTATOR OF HEAVEN HIEGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now bow down to me you pitiful cockroaches!

I like the name Kimberly. It's a classy, gorgeous name.

And everyone IRL I know with that name's a bit crazy, so it seems apropos...

[Didierstan]

I also said this one but i got kicked in the nuts.

-Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

I'm not surprised. Just a guess (cause I'm a male) but they think it's derogatory or something. But I Lol'd upon hearing this...

[Zeppy]

"I am going to smash you so bad."

[Zeppy]

"You want to go back to my place and have rough animalistic sex?"

Works 80% if the time.

Sounds yiffy.

[Dyakovo]

"You want to go back to my place and have rough animalistic sex?"

Works 80% if the time.

Heh...

You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

[Tunizcha]

I <3 that song.

[San Juanico]

Sounds good.
I`m gonna try them all. (Hope i don`t get slapped).

[Barzan]

Yeah, I know what "hit that" means, I just don't know what it is you're asking me to "hit".

Kobrania. You did say you'd be surprised if the boy and girls weren't all over Kob.

Oh, no. I don't have any sexual interest in men. He's just good-looking, and someone who looks like that probably gets hit-on by everyone.

Ah.

Actually, this particular conversation has reminded me of another fun one. Tap your target on the shoulder and when they turn to ask what you want, reply "Nothing, I just wanted to be able to say I tapped that."

I'm gonna save that for the next time I meet a hot Asian girl.

Oh the AZNs. I dated one once. Fun girl. Tried to shove a broom handle up the ass of an attempted rapist.

Damn. Good for her. It seems that all the Korean girls I've dated have also been a bit "unconventional" compared to what I'm used to. They are very intense, complex women, those Koreans.

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

Hmmm...
Actually cutting the end off is a bit far for me...

I didn't mean the Lorianna Bobbitt part, I just meant the psychotic part.

Ah but you see, this was my intention and I plan on announcing myself to the world. *Gets up on soapbox and puffs up chest* I AM KIMBERLY!!!! DICTATOR OF HEAVEN HIEGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now bow down to me you pitiful cockroaches!

I like the name Kimberly. It's a classy, gorgeous name.

And everyone IRL I know with that name's a bit crazy, so it seems apropos...

Likewise, and quite hot as well in my experience, both in looks and in personality. (They were all in their 20s, though, so there's no basis for comparison yet.)

[Heaven Hieghts]

Ah but you see, this was my intention and I plan on announcing myself to the world. *Gets up on soapbox and puffs up chest* I AM KIMBERLY!!!! DICTATOR OF HEAVEN HIEGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now bow down to me you pitiful cockroaches!

I like the name Kimberly. It's a classy, gorgeous name.

And everyone IRL I know with that name's a bit crazy, so it seems apropos...

Likewise, and quite hot as well in my experience, both in looks and in personality. (They were all in their 20s, though, so there's no basis for comparison yet.)

We Kimberly's are a strange breed...

[Almajoya]

Regardless of what the critic may say, pick up lines are just hilarious and often used to break the ice.

Guy: Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: Not exactly.

Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
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Guy, the next morning: Well, thank you for the wonderful time....

[Heaven Hieghts]

Regardless of what the critic may say, pick up lines are just hilarious and often used to break the ice.

Guy: Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: Not exactly.

Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
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Guy, the next morning: Well, thank you for the wonderful time....

You know this from experience...?

[Buffett and Colbert]

This isn't a pick up line but I feel compelled to say it.

If Bangkok wanted to invade Djibouti, would Greece help?

[Heaven Hieghts]

This isn't a pick up line but I feel compelled to say it.

If Bangkok wanted to invade Djibouti, would Greece help?