Alien Space Bats wrote:Arizona Secessionists: "We are declaring that all this land is ours, and that all the people who live here are no longer U.S. citizens, but rather citizens of Arizona."
Arizona Loyalists: "Like Hell!!!!" <to Washington> "HELP!!!!!!"
United States of America: "Let's see... No legal right to secede under the Consititution? Check. No legal right to strip Americans of their citizenship? Check. O.K., that's not kosher. You're under arrest."
Arizona Secessionists: "You have no legal authority here!"
United States of America: "Wrong answer. The right answer is, 'O.K., I'm laying down on the ground with my hands behind me head. Please don't shoot me.'"
Arizona Secessionists: "To arms!"
United States of America: "Let's see, that's Treason and Sedition. Check, and check." <proceeds to stomp all over Arizona Secessionist movement>
That's not a war of conquest, because Arizona never "belonged" to the secessionists. It's called "putting down an armed rebellion".
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You know, I have to ask: How can ultra-conservatives be such a Flaming Critical Mass of Fail? They're laissez-faire devotees who don't understand capitalism, Rand devotees who never really read Rand, strict Constitutionalists who don't understand the Constitution, most of them profess to be Christians while not understanding Christianity, and they're universally ignorant of history and incapable of using logic.
How can you be that lame without spending a lifetime working at it?
I love you.